The Hyperbole’s Homebuilding Hurly-burly Part Addendum.

My hotel bathroom last weekend. You be you West Virginia.
I may have to rethink my stance on vigorously enforced building codes.

Comments

242 responses to “The Hyperbole’s Homebuilding Hurly-burly Part Addendum.”

  1. Troy

    1st

    1. STEVE SMITH ALWAYS COME FIRST!

      1. Bob Boberson

        STEVE SMITH ALWAYS COME LAST TOO….HIM ALPHA AND OMEGA!

    2. Bob Boberson

      Toilet!…..see, on topic, that’s how you do it

      1. Troy

        You’re not the boss of me.

        1. Bob Boberson

          I’m just giving you a friendly pointer, in fact “Toilet!” would probably be a legitimate first in many instances now that I think about it…..

          1. Troy

            Point taken

  2. Rhywun

    Looks perfectly cromulent to me.

    1. straffinrun

      The Nick Gillespie of toilets.

  3. mikey

    Is this actually a code violation?

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Yep

  4. DEG

    A contortionist’s house?

  5. Sean

    Yeah that looks mildly uncomfortable.

    1. egould310

      You should see the kitchen. Oy gevalt!

      1. Grumbletarian

        Who says that’s not a picture of the kitchen?

      2. Sean

        I don’t get houses that have bathrooms right off the kitchen or dining room.

        1. Tundra

          Saves time, I guess.

          Totally gross, though.

          1. Rhywun

            I had a bathroom off the living room for seven years. Shared that dump with a college buddy when we arrived in NYC. I suspect the bathroom was shoehorned into a space that used to be airspace in the vestibule. (Same apartment where the landlord demanded the rent in cash. The house is gone now.)

          2. trshmnstr

            Shared that dump with a college buddy when we arrived in NYC.

            I’d imagine you shared every dump with the college buddy if the bathroom was right off the living room

          3. Rhywun

            He did his business with the faucet on. I didn’t bother.

        2. Count Potato

          Sharing a wall with the kitchen seems to make sense if they are the only two rooms with plumbing.

          1. Rhywun

            Yeah, my place is like that. But you have to walk thru 2 other rooms to get from one to the other so you almost wouldn’t know it.

          2. Suthenboy

            Yeah, but back to back. Having a view of the toilet from the kitchen table…not good.

            I had a cat that I named Stinky. That little bastard would crawl over in the catbox and drop a huge stinker every damned time I sat down to eat. No point, just thought I would mention that.

  6. Troy

    Does anyone have The Searchers on Blu-Ray? If so , is it the transfers to Blu-Ray any good?

    1. I only have it on HD-DVD (Yes…I’m helping!).

      But yeah, unless they rereleased/re-remastered it, I think it’s roughly the same as the HD-DVD release: https://www.dvdtalk.com/reviews/25409/searchers-the/

    2. SoberPhobic

      The Searchers

      Warner Brothers has recently remastered The Searchers, and the result is extraordinary. This print looks absolutely beautiful and pristine. The film is presented in luscious, vibrant technicolor in 1080p high definition and in its original 1.85:1 aspect ratio.

      1. Same 2006 release I linked.

  7. Raphael

    Looks pretty damn narrow, guess you just gotta sit sideways?

    1. Hyperion

      Ain’t no THICC sitting on that shitter.

      1. Raphael

        An absolute travesty to be quite honest.

      2. Tres Cool

        That would never work in my house.

        1. Hyperion

          What, you prefer your women without splinters in one ass cheek?

          1. Tres Cool

            There was this one that broke a side-rail on my bed.

          2. Hyperion

            When you said that, it immediately made me think of an old friend of mine. The poor guy had taken a fucking wild man for a roommate. I honestly tried to talk him out of it, I mean that fucker was insane. But he needed the money. For about 6 months, every time I went over there, there would be something broken in his house. And I would say ‘What the hell happened to your TV, your stereo, your coffee table, whatever’. And every time he’d look all forlorn and say ‘Mark broke it’. One day I was over there and we went up to his bedroom to smoke some weed and I swear his bed was all broke down. And I’m like… ‘Dude, your bed’, and yeah he says ‘Mark broke it’, and I’m like ‘You know, NTTAWWT’, but if you guys are not in love, it may be time to throw his ass out. Didn’t matter, ‘Mark’ killed himself on a bike about a week after that. The world was not worse off.

          3. Tres Cool

            This was a 300-lb woman. Not to take anything away from Mark.

          4. Hyperion

            I’m not judging you for having a 300 lb woman in your bed. I did that once, but I never had sex with her. She managed to not break my bed though. At least that went well. Or well also.

          5. Tres Cool

            Ya gotta want it.

          6. Hyperion

            “Ya gotta want it.”

            Yeah, so that wasn’t happening. NTTAWWT.

          7. Hyperion

            You know, I mean, if the 300 lb woman is like big boned and 6’10”, that might be all good, but a regular boned 5’6″ female that is 300 lbs? I mean I couldn’t even find her pussy in that foldage if I were sober.

  8. Suthenboy

    A lot of people cant think in three dimensions. I noticed this in technical drawing classes of all places.

    1. straffinrun

      Checked out your article this morning. You passed the test: Someone who has no interest in the topic going in finished the entire thing and learned something. Good job.

      1. Count Potato

        I’ve read all of it too. Although there are few slightly confusing paragraphs, the author does an excellent job in establishing that it is thorough knowledge gained through actual experience.

      2. Suthenboy

        Thank you Sirs.

        I appreciate criticism as I am trying to improve my writing. I have a couple more articles lined up but not submitted. Do tell Count, which paragraphs?

        1. Count Potato

          I’d have to go back and look at it. Keep in mind I used to edit copy for things like sports, traffic, etc. where contradiction or ambiguity is a huge non-no. (Because you don’t want anyone to get the wrong idea from hearing part of something.) If I recall, you wrote that you should never handle primers because your hands could contaminate the chemicals, then you wrote about feeling if the primers were flush with your hand.

          1. Count Potato

            um, “no-no”

          2. Suthenboy

            Ah. What we have here is a failure to communicate. For me to communicate.
            The primers are little brass cups. On the open end you dont want to touch them because the priming material is exposed. Once the open end of the primer is seated in the case just the flat bottom of the cup is all that is exposed. It is safe to touch that because the vulnerable part is all sealed inside the case.

            I could have done better with that.

          3. I was a bit confused on that as well, and if I may constructively criticise, a diagram of all the parts and how they fit together would have been helpful for us complete gun idiots. pictures being thousands of words and what not.

          4. straffinrun

            Pics or it didn’t happen. Absolutely. That or hyperlinks, but pics are better.

          5. Fourscore

            I understood what you were referring to immediately, you had mentioned that in a previous post plus I always measure the primer seating too.

          6. Count Potato

            “Once the open end of the primer is seated in the case just the flat bottom of the cup is all that is exposed. It is safe to touch that because the vulnerable part is all sealed inside the case.”

            You know that. I know that. But not to put too fine a point on it, if one is writing a primer about primers, don’t write as though the reader knows that.

            This is a very common issue in any kind of how-to article. If you assume the reader knows less than they do, it can be tedious and boring. If you assume they know more than do, it can be confusing and difficult.

    2. Tres Cool

      I have trouble getting new guys to picture a pound of dry air. Or air as a fluid.

    3. Hyperion

      I think most people think in 4 dimension, unfortunately, being as time is a thing. It sort of sucks.

    4. Chipping Pioneer

      You know who else couldn’t think in three dimensions?

      1. Spudalicious

        Pretty much every single person who posts on Twitter?

    1. Not Hymietown?

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Been done already

        1. Tres Cool

          But only Al Sharpton can actually incite murder.

    2. Hyperion

      (((JOOTROPOLIS)))

      Did I do that right? I’m just learning.

  9. Spudalicious

    The toilet isn’t even set square.

    1. slumbrew

      I know, right? That jumped out at me too.

      Apparently, I have a good eye for square and 99% of construction guys don’t. JFC, $1.2MM condo next door didn’t have a single electrical outlet that was square – every single one was at some angle.

  10. straffinrun

    That wouldn’t bother me at all. Wait till you’re confronted with one of these.

    1. Timeloose

      Squatting pan? I’m not opening the link

      1. Timeloose

        It is

        1. straffinrun

          what it is.

    2. westernsloper

      Oh ya. I hate squatters. At least they have paper. Many places just give you a shower head on a tube.

      1. Timeloose

        In others the give you TP but you’re expected to put in in a wate basket near the toilet.

        1. Bob Boberson

          Been there, done that. The US may have it’s problems but at least we don’t throw our shit paper in a waste basket or wash our asses with a communal show head. God Bless America.

        2. Tres Cool

          So you’ve been to Athens too?

        3. Suthenboy

          That is because the waste water plumbing is all 1-1/2″ to 2″ pipe. I dont get it.

          1. Yusef drives a Kia

            +4″

    3. Scruffy Nerfherder

      When I worked as an engineer in California, we had bi-weekly Western style toilet training sessions for our SE Asian employees. They kept breaking the toilet seats by standing on them.

      1. Gustave Lytton

        Should have put up those don’t stand on the toilet signs.

        https://imgur.com/a/mys0Tdu

        Although the pictogram looks more like don’t screw the toilet lid.

    4. Raphael

      Oh lord, I hate those squatter toilets. Their bidets are out-of-this-world on the other hand.

    5. Tundra

      Christ, why?!?

      Seriously, just put in real goddam toilets.

      1. straffinrun

        Center of gravity works for them. I can’t squat and keep my heels flat on the ground without falling over backwards. Longer torsos mean they can.

        1. Tundra

          I can and still don’t want that.

          1. straffinrun

            They’re becoming less and less prominent, so don’t let that stop you from leaving the Tundra and coming here.

          2. Rhywun

            Yeah, there is almost zero chance I could negotiate that thing.

        2. Heroic Mulatto

          It’s not the torsos, it’s the leg tendons, dude.

          1. straffinrun

            Really? Just assumed it was the torsos.

          2. Tundra

            Nope. I can squat with any Asian now, but it took a ton of work. Ankle and hip mobility, core, quads,hammies, glutes.

            It all has to work together.

          3. straffinrun

            I squat corrected.

          4. Tundra

            Like so.

            Ciggie optional.

          5. Heroic Mulatto

            Growing up sitting in chairs really does a number on us. From day one, I was determined to not let that happen to my daughter. Fortunately, she’s taken dance since she was three and is really into it, so her natural flexibility and mobility hasn’t deteriorated.

          6. Tundra

            Yup. It’s not natural.

          7. straffinrun

            That’s a Yankee squat. You’d think I could do that.

          8. Rhywun

            Like so.

            Yeah, not happening.

          9. Count Potato

            “Fortunately, she’s taken dance since she was three”

            Is it the same height as a regular pole?

          10. Heroic Mulatto

            Of course not.

            Don’t be silly.

      2. Rhywun

        Yeah, I came across a few of those in China. Not as clean, though. Luckily I could wait until I got back to the hotel and use a proper terlet.

      3. Seriously though – I can’t use one of those things without taking off my pants – so that pretty much means I’m holding it till I get home.

        Where we lived in Indonesia, my folks got permission from the landlords to put in “normal” toilets in both bathrooms – but you still had to flush them manually with a dipper from the bathing water tank next to them.

    6. Count Potato

      I want a toilet that projects an anime hologram that sings how great my shit was.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        I like the way you think

      2. Chafed

        Aren’t those common in Japan?

  11. DEG

    I had half a bottle of ‘Nillionaire tonight. It’s OK; however, if I had to sit on that toilet the beer wouldn’t help me contort to do it.

  12. westernsloper

    You don’t have these problems with custom built cabinetry.

  13. Tres Cool

    What sort of ridiculous code says you have to have the toilet mounted to the vanity?

  14. Tundra

    Wax ring appears to be leaking as well. Nice touch.

    1. This is an old hotel, they brag that JFK and Marilyn Monroe stayed there. Everything is deteriorating, as I was checking out a guy next to me was telling the staff that “The water is just pouring out of the ceiling, it’s over the tub so it’s not hurting anything but you may want to take a look at it.”

      1. Tundra

        Sounds like a start over. Use dynamite.

        1. Yusef drives a Kia

          I have a few restaurant Customers that need some Dynamited buildings, I’ve even told them as much

  15. Timeloose

    I once visited a, let’s call him a drunk red neck, that ha a toilet in his basement 4 feet of the floor. He needed / wanted a toilet in his basement and it had to be above the sewer line. So he built a rickety platform, put a toilet on it with 3 “walls” and a 2×4 ladder to access the comfort room.

    He was very proud of his work and was the only one who used it at the gathering I attended. He informed me that he spent most of his time in his basement man cave along with his VCR and 25” tv.

    1. westernsloper

      I must admit I am not seeing a problem with this.

    2. Hyperion

      “I once visited a, let’s call him a drunk red neck, that ha a toilet in his basement”

      He has plumbing in his house? You obviously have never met a real redneck.

      1. Rhywun

        Speaking of rednecks… watching Djoker v. Sandgren now – I’m amused that Sandgren shaved off this shortly after rising on the tennis circuit & having been outed as a Nazi.

        1. Hyperion

          If you’re right of Mao, you’re a Nazi, soo…

          1. Rhywun

            I suspect he has some beliefs I don’t share… and I don’t give a shit. I’m not gonna have drinks with the guy but a witch-hunt is a witch-hunt.

          2. Hyperion

            It’s just witch hunts all the way down.

      2. Timeloose

        I’ve met plenty. This one was a landowner and was the pride of his family because he had a house not made from old doors and pallets.

        1. straffinrun

          Don’t out me, dude.

          1. Timeloose

            Sorry I’ll be more discreet next time.

  16. Tundra

    Going OT:

    Spinning in Circles: Mazda’s Rotary Ambitions Still Very Much Alive

    While that makes the probability of an RX-9 sound rather bleak, the company doesn’t want anyone to give up hope. Mazda still desires such a vehicle and the company’s European vice president of communications, Wojciech Halarewicz, has basically said it will be a done deal if they can find enough money in the budget for a flagship sports car.

    “We know that electric cars will be important in 2020 to 2025, but also that EVs are not the answer for everything,” Halarewicz told Piston Heads. “Combustion engines will still play a part, and if you asked me if I want a rotary sports car at the top of the range, I’d say yes I’d love to have one. Many of my colleagues would too. So it’s a matter of keeping the sales growth going to make sure we can do one in the future.”

    Get out there and buy some Mazdas, people! Tundra wants an RX-9!!!

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      I don’t know how they’ll meet emissions. The rotaries always burned oil.

    2. Tres Cool

      “Wojciech Halarewicz”

      I just cant even….

    3. Yusef drives a Kia

      not OT for You Tundra….

      1. Tundra

        True.

    4. Count Potato

      Does Mazda still sell rotary engine cars?

      1. Mad Scientist

        Lamentably, no.

    5. Atanarjuat

      Huh. I actually bought a used Mazda 6 last year. And my genius plan is working, I make more on Uber after work each month than the car payment, so it’s kind of free. Puts a lot of miles on it though.

  17. Yusef drives a Kia

    That is Code! in Somalia or Russia…………..

    1. Or West Pennsyltucky.

  18. Sean

    Also, is this where the bar is set for articles?
    No offense to the author, just asking on how much content is expected.

    1. Tundra

      Well, he had a kick-ass series on homebuilding to tee this one up. Highly recommended.

      1. Thanks, Tundra, Also to Sean’s question I expected they would use this as a late night/open thread filler piece if they used at all, and that they did, so no offense taken.

      2. Sean

        I understand. I had kicked around some short submissions in my head. Just trying to gauge if I’d follow through.

        1. Yusef drives a Kia

          Go for it, My latest is around 489 words, but lots of pictures,
          POST THAT SHIT!

      3. Suthenboy

        “he had a kick-ass series on homebuilding to tee this one up.”

        I will second that.

      4. Tres Cool

        I cant build a decent fire, let alone a house. So just like looking @ pr0n, I find his articles entertaining but I know they’re out of my reach.

    2. straffinrun

      This post was a relief to me. The piece I submitted recently is unresearched, incoherent and filled with grammar mistakes. I don’t want the bar set too high.

      1. Tres Cool

        “unresearched, incoherent and filled with grammar mistakes”
        So its like you took a 3am phone call from me.

      2. Yusef drives a Kia

        So you proofread my articles eh?

      3. Sensei

        straffinrun, help me out with this:

        https://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2018/08/30/national/crime-legal/osaka-high-court-upholds-male-right-deny-legal-fatherhood-status/#.W4iTdt8pChA

        I’m still trying to get a handle on the legal complexity of the family register in Japan. Specifically how were the kids really fucked over here?

        On my way home from meeting some former coworkers who were in NYC. Korean barbecue in K-Town for the win! Happy times…

        1. straffinrun

          That stuff is way beyond anything I’d know about. The wife takes care of all that arcane shit we have to do.

          1. Sensei

            Glad I’m not the only guy confused. I enjoy learning about laws in other countries, but Japan mystifies me in many ways.

          2. straffinrun

            I’ve read the odd article or two about how a husband who proved the kid wasn’t his still had to pay child support. That automatic registry stuff cuts both ways, if I read your link correctly.

          3. Sensei

            That happens in some states in the US.

    3. It’s no worse than HM’s fetish posts.

      1. Heroic Mulatto

        But it’s no better, either.

        1. Tres Cool

          The guy in bed with the carp…..you’ve wounded me, sir.

          1. Heroic Mulatto

            The carp and not the dude fucking a snake video I linked to at TOS?

          2. Tres Cool

            The dude in bed with a carp on top….from here.

            WHY MUST YOU MAKE ME RE-LIVE THE HORROR?

          3. Raphael

            NEVER. FORGET.

          4. Raphael

            Part of me wants to click on that link, but a greater part of me tells me to remember my training and not do that at work.

          5. Tres Cool

            But Alex Jones got banned….

          6. Heroic Mulatto

            audentis Fortuna iuvat

          7. Banned

            I played that game / visual novel. Highly recommended.

        2. I cropped it out but reflected in the mirror there’s an old woman in a dingy nightgown holding a gallon of milk and a thick rope.

          1. Heroic Mulatto

            Nice.

          2. Tres Cool

            Oh, you sick fuckin’ monster.
            Id nearly forgotten…

          3. Rhywun

            Ohhh I remember now. Ha good stuff.

          4. Tres Cool

            Trazadone! Take me away!

  19. commodious spittoon

    Fourth day of Revit: we’ve now managed to set down grid lines and levels, placed a mess of steel and concrete columns, and only just begun working with walls. It’s going to be a long term.

    BUT the program is terribly nifty, super comprehensive, and while I enjoyed learning to draft in Autocad, it’s no wonder Revit took over the trade. You drop lines in Autocad; in Revit, you’re building a virtual mock-up of your structure using facsimile components. If you want to call out a wall section in Autocad, you drop guidelines for dimensions and add more lines for details, and throw down a section mark on the plan calling it out. In Revit, your section mark is your wall section: it generates the view you want, and you detail the view. Your elevations are generated simply by dint of building your plan view, rather than having to orthographically project lines in Autocad to build it yourself. And that’s not even touching all the MEP stuff we’ll get into next year.

    1. Yusef drives a Kia

      that sounds like a Bad ass Program, how much? Where?

      1. commodious spittoon

        Two grand a year 😛 Free as a student, though.

      2. Yusef, if you’re interested in a 3D modeling program checkout Sketchup, I haven’t used Autocad since college and am not familiar with Revit but from what CS says it sounds similar. If you’re not using it commercially, i.e. for mocking up your dioramas and whatnot there’s a free version, it doesn’t have all the bells and whistles but it’s still pretty powerful. and if you need the pro version it’s only about $750.

        1. commodious spittoon

          Can confirm; Sketchup Make is free, browser-based, and works reasonably well. It’s a bummer not having some of the advanced intersection and subtraction tools that Pro offers, but if you’re just mocking up a rough draft, Make works fine.

        2. Timeloose

          I used sketch up to design my deck. It was much easier than autocad or solidworks. I did need to draw a few guide lines which I imagine I wouldn’t need if I was more experienced with the program.

    2. quincy

      Done drawing and now cutting the thing designed by the guy who thinks measurements are optional. Want to send him a progress shot, and have him panic, “But it’s backwards!” “We are working on the back side of it, id**t.”

  20. Suthenboy

    Re: the squat pan upthread
    I had a buddy that worked in Iran. The company built a shithouse for the workers. It had a concrete floor with a three inch hole in it. They would squat over it and, of course, miss. The next guy would come in and not want to stand over fresh shit so he would move over a bit, and so on. Before long there was a turd trail from the hole, out the door and down the walkway. In less than two days they were back shitting in the ditches on the side of the road as is their normal habit.

    Buddy was fond of saying “Those people are not civilized.”
    No. Shit. Oh…wait…

    1. Tres Cool

      Thats called a “monkey”.
      In a utility boiler the ash forms slag but at the high temperatures of the firebox, its a liquid, and engineers design in ways to drain it. But when you get a cold spot, it becomes a solid. And then all the slag behind it cools, and builds until you have a literal stalagmite in your furnace. Ive seen places use dynamite to blast them out.

      1. Sensei

        Haven’t we determined that word can no longer be used?

        1. trshmnstr

          Stalagmite?

          1. Tres Cool

            I think stalagMITES come from the top down. StalagTITE is bottom up.

          2. Tres Cool

            Oh, nevermind.

        2. Tres Cool

          I already used the n-word anecdotally in the other thread. Im batting .1000 above John Schnatter.

      2. Suthenboy

        So, a shit bomb. That sounds fun.

        1. Tres Cool

          No, coal ash. However it could be used with the toilet he described.

    2. Playa Manhattan

      Your buddy might have a problem telling the truth.

  21. Playa Manhattan

    Is it supposed to be in the tub instead?

  22. Count Potato

    Crap. I missed that Better Call Saul started already. Now I have to catch up.

    In other first world problems, I was drinking ale for a few days. And none of my vape juices paired well with hops. Any suggestions? I don’t often drink beer, but when I do it’s usually something strong, dark, and heavy.

    1. Playa Manhattan

      Vape beer.

      1. Count Potato

        Do you know you can “vape” alcohol with a blow dryer and a brandy snifter?

    2. l0b0t

      Not at all an ale but I’m really enjoying this Sweet Baby Jesus! chocolate peanut butter porter from DuClaw Brewing in Bal’mer, MD.

      1. Timeloose

        I don’t like it but the wife really digs it.

        1. l0b0t

          It’s not something I’ll drink more than 2 of at a sitting but it is dark and heavy and I’m finding that it pairs wonderfully with this Strawberry Kush.

          1. Timeloose

            Yea it’s pretty heavy. I do love a good porter. A few locals are pretty good. Steg porter is one of my favorites but it’s made only once a year. It’s more of a light in body but dark in color. Dark as a motor oil but relatively easy drinking.

            https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/150/1495/?ba=elsinore

  23. Gustave Lytton

    Speaking of toilets, got the washlet seat installed. Not too difficult at all, aside from getting the metal threads not to crossthread with the cheap plastic crap of the existing toilet. Still might put in another outlet but need to scope the wall cavity to figure out where the upstream and downstream cables are running.

    Expensive as fuck, especially when Amazon did their Prime Day bait & switch, but wifey has a heated seat and all. The only think this doesn’t do is flush automatically.

    1. straffinrun

      Living right. Confucius say, “Wife with warm bottom…”

    2. Playa Manhattan

      I had one I could have sold you.

      1. Gustave Lytton

        With your high protein diet, you’d probably like it over time. Personally, I still haven’t adjust to getting my rear sodomized by a water jet.

        1. Playa Manhattan

          The former owners of my house were Japanese. In addition to removing the wallpaper and raising the shower heads, I Americanized the toilets.

          I removed one of those seats. Couldn’t fit it in the trash can, so I smashed it to pieces. And then I looked up how much they cost.

          1. Lachowsky

            Casa del lachowsky was built by a man measuring 5 foot 5 inches.

            Lachowsky’s are all on the 6 foot+ range. I have spent many a dollar making sure my head doesn’t hit shit.

          2. Playa Manhattan

            And the handhelds don’t cut it. It’s tile smashing time.

          3. one true athena

            Our new house has a (hideous, hanging) dining room light that’s only maybe 5″4″ off the ground, over the table. All of us have hit our heads on it already.

            Why the hell would anyone want a lamp that low?

          4. slumbrew

            How… how are you hitting your head on a light that’s over the table? What are you doing on that table?

          5. Playa Manhattan

            New house? Do tell.

  24. Lachowsky

    https://imgur.com/G5LyVTB

    A picture taken of my place on the way home from work this evening. Beauty is bountiful.

    1. Hyperion

      That’s a fucking awesome pic. I forget where you live now?

      1. Lachowsky

        Rural as fuck arkansas. South Franklin county. Just outside the city limits of the unincorporated community known as Peter pender.

        I live in the middle of nowhere tundra and I make the most of it.

    2. Raphael

      Very nice and pretty photo. It really is awesome how much beauty there is out there.

      1. straffinrun

        Cool picture. People don’t look up anymore. I was on the late afternoon train last spring on a rainy day. Look out the window of the train and the clouds had opened up a bit, leaving a giant rainbow arcing across the city. All the other passengers had their heads buried in their phones. Missed it.

        1. Lachowsky

          I drive west for 30 miles on my way home each day. There was a double rainbow in my windshield most of the way home. It was nice.

          I got home about dark and my boy was in the living room. He asked me if i had seen the rainbow.

          Life is good.

          1. straffinrun

            Atta boy moment, eh? I’m guilty of living too much in the digital world, but my kid and I go for walks and check out the sky every night.

        2. Raphael

          That’s a shame, but glad you got to see the rainbow at least.

        3. slumbrew

          I had read a thing about “sky awareness” years ago, talking about people who consciously look up at the sky from time to time throughout the day reported greater levels of happiness.

          I’ve no idea if it’s bullshit, but if I do indeed feel better if I’m mopey or stressed and take a bit to look up at the sky. Not coincidentally, it also forces you to stand up straight.

          1. straffinrun

            Looking up is a submissive gesture. Sounds right that it would increase happiness by forcing you to confront the fact you’re not the center of the universe.

          2. Lachowsky

            To address your point, I guess it depends on your relationship with the sky and what its vagaries mean to you.

          3. Lachowsky

            Sounds like bullshit.

            I spent my teens looking up into the sky while picking crops praying for a cloud to cover the sun that was burning my head and shoulders.

            Seeing the sun gave me no happiness.

          4. straffinrun

            You may not be factoring into the equation what it’s like living in a concrete jungle. I love camping because I finally get to see stars.

          5. slumbrew

            That is a good point – ISTR, the original article I read focused on urban kids and how often they looked at the sky.

            I remind myself to look up most often when I’m at the office an among the tall buildings. There’s no issue seeing the sky around home.

            I do miss real stars – I spent hours just lying on the deck of the place we rented in Maine last year – hanging on the rocks at the mouth of the Damariscotta River near Boothbay, with not a light to be seen at night. I saw the Milky Way for the first time in forever.

            It was also a depressing reminder of how bad my eyes are now, even with glasses – I have memories of looking at the sky and seeing the stars as bright pinpricks. Now they’re slightly fuzzy blobs.

          6. slumbrew

            … you’re not the center of the universe.

            I will confidently say I never feel that way.

            Sounds like bullshit.

            Perhaps it is, perhaps it’s just situationally dependent.; I’m not staring at the sun, just reminding myself to look up from the sidewalk and look at the sky now and then. Maybe it’s just a placebo effect, but it does seem to calm me.

          7. Raphael

            Same here. When I look up at the vast open sky, I see possibility, freedom, and again just how damn pretty nature is.

          8. Rhywun

            I live somewhat higher than my neighbors (6th floor vs. 2 or 3) and I often get amazing sunset views over Brooklyn and New Jersey. I dunno if it calms me but sometimes you just have to take note.

          9. straffinrun

            I hesitated when I used the general “you” in that sentence. Shoulda listened to that voice in my head.

          10. Rhywun

            Seeing the sun gave me no happiness.

            Same here during smoke breaks at work because the setup of my building (facing the Hudson River) and where they will let you smoke outside meant no shadows anywhere until after 4PM during the summer.

            /i really don’t like the sun

    3. Gustave Lytton

      Nice fence! No sag from where I’m sitting.

      1. Lachowsky

        Spoken like a man who has built a fence or two…

        1. Gustave Lytton

          Only helped my dad fix a section or two as a kid. But I see a lot of sagging fences around here, so seeing taunt wire is impressive. The thought of getting a come along under that much tension scares the shit out of me a bit. Gotta trust that the wire will hold and not snap. *shudder*

  25. Playa Manhattan

    McCain’s remains are being flown to DC on Air Force 2?

    I guess his dead body is more important than people who are still alive.

    1. Gustave Lytton

      Christ. I wish he had croaked ten years ago when he was Public Enemy #1.

    2. Count Potato

      It seems like the media is making a bigger deal out of his death than when Ford or Reagan died. I doubt we are going here this much shit when Carter dies.

      1. Count Potato

        um, “hear”

      2. slumbrew

        My policy of never watching the news on TV seems to be paying off.

        1. Chafed

          Amen brother.

    3. Michael

      The PM Lynx comment thread got me thinking – how many of our exalted betters in government are left that will get the McCain treatment when they eventually go tits up? Excluding SCOTUS, I can think of about enough to count on one hand. The last one in recent memory was Kennedy, now McCain and then who?

      1. Lachowsky

        If it was a just a world, ron paul would get the kennedy/mcain/Lincoln treatment.

        1. straffinrun

          My guess is he wouldn’t want that.

          1. Lachowsky

            Therein lies the problem.

      2. Playa Manhattan

        Obama, Clinton, and probably Biden and Liberman. Maybe Kerry.

        There might be some “civil rights leaders” in there too, depending on what your source is.

        BTW, Scalia didn’t get shit. For all I know, his body is still unclaimed at the coroner’s office.

        1. straffinrun

          I hope they all pass on the same day so we can get all the gushing in one, cringe worthy shot.

        2. Lachowsky

          Scalia was pretty statist, but not statist enough to get a state sponsored funeral.

          You gotta be a hardcore statist to get one of those.

      3. J. Frank Parnell

        RBG’s gonna be epic.

    4. The tone of your post isn’t very patriotic, Playa. Why do you hate America?

      1. Playa Manhattan

        You know what’s patriotic? Flying coach. Or, if you’re dead, flying in the cargo hold.

        1. Sounds like something I’d expect a Russian but to say.

          1. Playa Manhattan

            Aeroflot flies A320s because of me.

  26. Ownbestenemy

    So it was linked that a freeze in Gov pay might be happening…as a Fedgov worker myself..good. Shit shouldn’t be automatic. Should be performance based and not handed out like candy.

    1. Lachowsky

      I hope that your pay is frozen. Nothing against you, but the absolute bullshit that has been peddled about the poor sorry federal workers who are losing their income during the past few “government shutdowns” makes me wish that all y’all experienced actual economic consequences for your business models.

      1. Ownbestenemy

        None taken. I completely agree. I have a technical job and dont push paper all day and would love a true privitation of my industry (not the shit peddled over the past few times).

  27. Brochettaward

    I hadn’t really paid much attention to the Florida governor crap. The race baiting. Then you assholes went and posted about it earlier. They’re really trying to get him for saying that his opponent was more articulate than his other opponents. That, to them, is a dog whistle.

    No one brought up the easiest retort to perhaps what I’d consider the most blatant race baiting in quite a while. Harry fucking Reid:

    WASHINGTON — Senator Harry Reid, the Democratic majority leader, apologized on Saturday for once predicting that Barack Obama could become the country’s first black president because he was “light-skinned” and had “no Negro dialect, unless he wanted to have one.”

    Reid also said that Obama was clean and articulate. The first such African American to run for the office of the presidency.

    1. slumbrew

      That’s different, because shut up!

      1. Brochettaward

        It is different. Because Reid can’t even be accused of dog whistling. He was just blatantly racist.

    2. Raphael

      Stop monkeying up the narrative.

  28. straffinrun

    Women say Louis C.K.’s “comeback” comedy set featured a joke about rape whistles

    “It felt like there were a lot of aggressive men in the audience and very quiet women. It’s the kind of vibe that doesn’t allow for a dissenting voice. You’re just expected to be a good audience member. You’re considered a bad sport if you speak out.”

    1. Chafed

      I was never an Andrew Dice Clay fan but I would really respect Louis CK if for one show he did his equivalent.

    2. Playa Manhattan

      Hmm… paying customers don’t want to hear from some idiot in the crowd?

      1. straffinrun

        Some idiot? How dare you! She deserves to be heard. You’re denying her existence and I find that highly problematic.