SEA SMITH SUNDAY EVENING LINKS…AND JOKES.

SEA SMITH NO CAN FIND BORSCHT BELT.

SEA SMITH DECIDE SINCE HE JEWISH COMIC, HE GO WORK BORSCHT BELT. BUT FIND OUT NOT THERE ANYMORE. OF COURSE, THE “JEWISH ALPS” NO GOOD FOR SEA SMITH…NEED BORSCHT LAKE, OR JEWISH OCEAN! SO HE TELL JOKES TO FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE INSTEAD:

WHAT PACIFIC OCEAN SAY TO ATLANTIC OCEAN?… NOTHING, JUST WAVED!

WHAT JAMES BOND MOVIE BLUE WHALE LIKE MOST?… LICENSE TO KRILL!

WHERE SEAWEED LOOK FOR JOB?… IN KELP WANTED ADS!

SEA SMITH BEST AT JOKES! IT PART OF HERITAGE. KNOW WHAT ELSE SEA SMITH GOOD AT? LINKS! HE GIVE LINKS TO FUNNY LAND HOOMANS:

  • SEA SMITH FIND IRONY STORY. SAD, BUT IT GOOD EXAMPLE OF IRONY. SEA SMITH NOT OFTEN FIND IRONY IN OCEAN….IT RUST! HAHAHAHA!
  • IS WORLD END SOON? SEA SMITH THINK SO WHEN HE READ “FRENCH TARGET WELFARE SPENDING”. THINK TIME TO MAKE UNDERSEA BUNKER.
  • THIS MAKE SEA SMITH HAPPY. MOAR SWIMMING IS GOOD. ISIS LUCKY SEA SMITH NO REACH THEM. HE SCOLD THEM FOR NO LET SWIM. BY SCOLD, MEAN RAPE.
  • THIS SO FLORIDA MAN. WAIT, THIS ONE OF FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN LAND HOOMANS???

SEA SMITH SAY, COME ON IN, WATER FINE!

Comments

243 responses to “SEA SMITH SUNDAY EVENING LINKS…AND JOKES.”

  1. Tres Cool

    So now who’s gonna spread THAT guy’s ashes….

    1. Tres Cool

      Now hit my (Sunday night) mother-f’in Theme Music !

      1. westernsloper

        Awesome Sunday night theme music and video.

      2. Yusef drives a Kia

        Sup Tres! Glimmer Twin checking in,
        /Tall cobras!

        1. Hyperion

          You two still have not gotten a room? NTTAWWT.

        2. Tres Cool

          HEY YUFUS!
          Tall, low-carb, CANS!

    2. trshmnstr

      I think he did it himself if I understand the story.

      1. Tres Cool

        “Scott Landis, who was on leave from the Army National Guard and had previously flown military Blackhawk helicopters….”

        Yeah, there’s a HUGE difference between fixed & rotary wing. Guess Scott learned that too late.

        1. Another of our hero veterans.

          1. Dude…he died from a plane crash. He didn’t shoot an old woman, rob a liquor store or demand a discount for dinner.

          2. Jarflax

            I’m with Swiss here. Maybe the adulation of vets goes too far, or is applied to broadly, but surely we haven’t reached a point where service in the armed forces is a negative. What did this guy do to deserve snark about his death?

          3. MikeS

            Ya know, I agree that the hero tag is thrown around too loosely, but pulling out this “another hero veteran” bullshit all the time gets a little old, too.

        2. trshmnstr

          Sounds like a mechanical issue, according to the article.

        3. cyto

          He had an engine out on takeoff in a single engine plane. Just about as dangerous as it gets.

          Try to turn around and go back and you lose altitude quickly, finding the ground violently. Try to just go straight and there’s usually nowhere safe to put down.

          You have to decide on which course of action to take, but you only have seconds to do it. If you hesitate, you aren’t going back, which would be the safe option if you could make it.

          It looks like he almost made it back, but landed in a pond, which probably made for a pretty violent stop.

    3. straffinrun

      Pilot dies after crash during flight to spread his father’s ashes

      That headline gets weirder the more times you read it.

      1. Threedoor

        My dad did that for his aunt. Lots of ashes in the plane.

        1. Mad Scientist

          I have a friend who takes people out on his sailboat to spread ashes at sea. Most of the ashes have to be washed off the hull when he gets back to the dock.

    1. Lackadaisical

      Wonder what 16 is going to do with those carrots…

    2. Count Potato

      “13. Drool.”

      +1

      #53

    3. commodious spittoon

      Oh. I thought you mean the kind with Parmesan.

    4. Spudalicious

      2 and 53.

    5. Raphael

      Thank you for bountiful bodacious babes as always, Q.

      The freckles on #15 made her extra cute as all hell. #38 and #48 almost killed me.

  2. Raphael

    Thank you for the seaworthy links and puns, Sea Smith. RIP to the pilot though, hopefully his brother ends up okay.

    1. Tres Cool

      You know who else crashed a vehicle into a body of water in Massachusetts ?

      1. quincy

        Christopher Jones?

      2. Suthenboy

        Black Sam Bellamy?

      3. LJW

        Piero Calamai?

      4. Raphael

        The captain of the PS Portland?

      5. DEG

        The Kennedy clan is the new Hitler?

        1. trshmnstr

          Technically, you know who else can be used for non-Hitler situations where it’s blatantly obvious who or what incident you’re referring to.

          1. A Leap at the Wheel

            Mussolini?

          2. commodious spittoon

            Oh. I thought you mean the kind with parmesan.

          3. MikeS

            Really? Has there been a vote on this, because I’m a solid no. I mean, if anyone gives even the tiniest bit of fucks.

      6. Mr Lizard

        The East India Trading company?

      7. Grumbletarian

        The Pilgrims?

  3. westernsloper

    MOAR SWIMMING IS GOOD.

    Sweet Jebus someone please dump a gallon of Clorox in that water.

    1. cyto

      I was wondering if anyone else noticed that. It doesn’t look like they have a filtration system at all. That water looks like a good place to contract cholera, giardia and cryptosporidium.

      1. westernsloper

        I did a job on a lake not overly far from there that was ground zero for a cholera outbreak every year. They are not big on sewage treatment plants there. I would not swim in a pool anywhere in Iraq. If the water is green, it needs chlorine.

    2. Count Potato

      Also less clothes would be better.

  4. Rebel Scum

    Leftist in 2008: “John McCain is literally Hitler and a super racist bigot warmonger that wants to destroy the world!”

    Leftist in 2018: “John McCain is a war hero and decent, moderate politician statesman who exemplified leadership, virtue, and bipartisanship, and who stood up to that dastardly Drumpf, who happens to be literally Hitler.”

    *sighs*

    1. Suthenboy

      Gets tiresome, doesnt it?

      1. cyto

        The constant about faces really are tiresome. It isn’t so much having differing opinions, but the exact same guy passionately espousing diametrically opposed positions within very short periods of time, without even a nod to the prior position.

        Very reminiscent of Orwellian doublethink.

        1. A Leap at the Wheel

          You aren’t suggesting that this article would have been any less fawning if it was published in 2003, are you?
          https://www.artistsnetwork.com/artist-life/portrait-paintings-president-bush/

        2. Akira

          the exact same guy passionately espousing diametrically opposed positions within very short periods of time, without even a nod to the prior position.

          And their response to this is their new get-out-of-hypocrisy-free card:

          Whataboutism™

          1. Rebel Scum

            Whataboutism™

            I’ve experienced this in recent discussions with a hs acquaintance. He is hysterical about the current administration. I tried to quell this by pointing to things done by previous administrations so as to draw a comparison and give him perspective. It was futile. Based on things he has said, he is completely a slave to media* propaganda with no hope of ever seeing the light. I can’t even call out his numerous logical fallacies without getting some sort of dismissive, deflective moral preening response about how I care about calling what are, in his feeble mind, trivialities** about debate than I “care about people”. I’m as much a victim of government schools as anyone, but I like to think I overcame it.

            *My conclusion is that he has a steady diet of TYT.
            **It is not fucking “trivial” to try to establish a base for effective exchange of ideas and clear communication of the same. Jebus Christ…

      2. TARDIS

        Understatement of the Year nomination for you.

    2. trshmnstr

      It’s almost like they are unprincipled, except for the unabashed quest for power.

    3. Raphael

      Reading/Hearing stuff like that makes me feel like I’m taking crazy pills or something.

    4. straffinrun

      They didn’t go all magnanimous when Thatcher kicked the bucket.

      1. A Leap at the Wheel

        That’s different. She’s a woman, and they need to send a message to any other woman to stay in here place.

        1. Spudalicious

          Which is in a kitchen making me a sammich.

          1. Tres Cool

            Certainly not picking a fight with the Falklands, amirite ?

          2. Gustave Lytton

            With no milk!

      2. Lackadaisical

        Because she was a successful rightist. McCain was a failure (or something) and thus worthy of praise in death.

        1. Akira

          More importantly, McCain was against Trump, therefore he is one of the good people.

          The Left would praise Hitler if he criticized Trump (which I’m sure he would, being quite a Leftist guy himself).

          1. Raven Nation

            “If Hitler invaded hell, I would at least make a passing reference to the devil in the House of Commons.”

            Winston Churchill when questioned as to why he wanted to send aid to Stalin in August, 1941.

      3. westernsloper

        Thatcher never had the chance to stand up to Trump.

  5. DEG

    “This is going to be a real bloodbath for the state and the public services,” far-left leader Jean-Luc Melenchon told reporters in response to Philippe’s comments.

    Boo-hoo.

    1. Suthenboy

      Good thing they imported millions of peace loving migrants who carry their own weight. Otherwise every car in France would burn when the welfare checks start shrinking.

      1. DEG

        Otherwise every car in France would burn when the welfare checks start shrinking.

        Not much different from now.

  6. westernsloper

    RE Fired Florida man. That guy has talent and a really bad mustache.

    1. A Leap at the Wheel

      Look, the veggies aren’t going to strain themselves out of the soup.

    1. Rhywun

      So they paid for the junkie’s rehab that didn’t work and some of the money went to the junkie’s drug dealers.

      And the story is obviously slanted in favor of the junkie. WTF

      1. Akira

        Yea, that kinda stuck out at me too. The guy is correct when he says that you shouldn’t hand a ton of cash to a recovering opiate addict unless you’re sure that he can handle it responsibly.

        1. Rhywun

          And you know what? Gofundme and all the idiots that donated to this can go suck an egg. WTF did they think was going to happen by promising to hand a junkie hundreds of thousands of dollars?

        2. Meh, the guy did a good deed and people wanted to reward him. If he chooses to spend that reward on meth and hookers who am I to judge.

          1. Suthenboy

            Agreed. The money was his. He is an adult. It wasn’t the couple’s place to play daddy.

            I dont like anyone in that story.

      2. Suthenboy

        The whole thing was a fool’s errand to begin with.

        A co-worker once rolled her window down at a stop light and said to the ‘will work for food’ guy “I have some work for you!”
        to which he replied “Fuck you lady. Give me money.”

        If they did spend the money on themselves then they did commit fraud.

        1. Rhywun

          Falling Down taught me everything I need to know about bums. Well, that and 49 years of living in cities that have bums in them.

          If they did spend the money on themselves then they did commit fraud.

          Yes, and so far all we’ve got is the bum’s say so. I’m sure this story will be revisited when all the facts are out in the open….

        2. Spudalicious

          In my years working the ghetto, I never met a rocket scientist living behind a dumpster.

    2. A Leap at the Wheel

      “This photo taken Aug. 15, 2018, shows Johnny Bobbitt Jr., the homeless veteran who gave $20 for gas for Kate McClure, back on the streets with his brother. Bobbitt, who helped a stranded motorist in Philadelphia, said he is panhandling once again and using drugs, and he has no access to the money raised on his behalf.He gained worldwide attention when he used his last $20 to fill up the gas tank of stranded motorist Kate McClure in November 2017. ”

      Ok, am I having a stroke, or are these sentences intentionally written to be as indecipherable as possible?

  7. Tulip

    I still find it creepy that Sea Smith tells Dad jokes.

    1. Tres Cool

      Well, Winston isnt here to provide fodder for Mom jokes.

    2. Lackadaisical

      With all that rape, he probably has a few kids.

    3. Raphael

      Gotta keep the family-friendly rating secured ya know?

  8. Rebel Scum

    This crap has got to stop. It is just so stupid.

    Eli Lilly pulled its sponsorship of Indy Car racer, Conor Daly, after Conor’s father, Derek Daly, admitted to using a racial slur during a live radio broadcast in the 1980s, almost a decade before Conor Daly was born…

    “Our sponsorship in Saturday’s race is intended to raise awareness of treatment options and resources for people living with diabetes. Unfortunately, the comments that surfaced this week by Derek Daly distract from this focus, so we have made the decision that Lilly Diabetes will no longer run the No. 6 at Road America this weekend,” the company said in a statement. “We remain committed to our mission of supporting people with diabetes.”

    Fuckin’ niggards.

    1. Raphael

      Something something, sins of the father. This is utterly ridiculous.

      1. trshmnstr

        Dad even admitted that it was an issue of not understanding what he said. He is Irish, and the N-word doesn’t have such connotations over there.

        Had a friend in high school who spoke English as a second language and forgot which term was the offensive one. He said “nigger” in front of a whole class when discussing Huck Finn.

        Maybe I should tell his boss and ruin his life. (I’d never do that, he is a good friend)

        1. Raphael

          Even more ridiculous in this case.

          1. Raphael

            To clarify, I mean the decision from Eli Lily and the Charity Organization. Apologies if I may have been ambiguous.

        2. Count Potato

          How could one discuss Huckleberry Finn otherwise?

          1. Rhywun

            The only safe thing to do is not discuss Huckleberry Finn, ever.

        3. Rebel Scum

          I’ll admit that I never actually read HuckFinn, but I am pretty sure that the word “nigger” appears multiple times in the book. And someone might want to contact the Germans about their racist language.

    2. trshmnstr

      Fuck ’em

    3. Suthenboy

      I will say it again: Once you go off of the rails, you are off of the rails. Ten feet off or ten miles it doesnt matter. Once your head is full of scrambled shit that is what is going to come out of your mouth.

    4. Did they tell Conor that Trump was impeached, too?

    5. Rufus the Monocled

      Be careful. If a family member has bad credit or commits a crime you may pay the price for it!

      What Eli did is retarded beyond belief. Assholes.

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        I went to Eli’s twitter account and saw these:

        Tony Smith

        @TonySmith_25
        Aug 25
        More
        Replying to @LillyPad @LillyDiabetes
        All reports now are saying Lilly did not withdraw funding for the #6 according to notable NASCAR journalists. It would have been nice to hear that from the horse’s mouth so to speak. Bad bad PR move Lilly
        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
        Reply 1 Retweet Like 1

        John

        @Timon0x31
        Aug 25
        More
        Funding was not pulled from what I’ve heard, likely it would have been a breach of contract, but pulling their name is just as bad.

      2. trshmnstr

        Nothings going to change until scalps are collected. Lilly should fire every single person in the decision chain that got this mess started in the first place. No hand is untainted that reached into this viper’s brood.

        1. Gustave Lytton

          Sure, but the Red Guards going after any company or institution with the slighted connection to a controversy has created the incentives to fold and run as quickly as possible. Look at how many schools ditched Papa John sponsorships even after they quickly fired Papa John Prime (leaving aside the false narrative part). Waiting until all the facts come out, or standing firm and telling the mobs to pound sand doesn’t happen. Especially when large portions of your PR staff and decision makers are woke or sympathetic to the woke crap.

          1. trshmnstr

            I agree, and my point is that until the incentives are evened out, this will keep happening more and more frequently.

  9. Tulip

    So, the tomato tart didn’t go well, but it was tasty. I’ll probably write it up as an example of creating something new and how to troubleshoot.

    1. Count Potato

      Nothing ventured, nothing gained.

    2. Spudalicious

      Tomato tarts require some finesse. The first time I did one it came out a soggy mess. Subsequent attempts ended up much better.

    3. westernsloper

      I have cooked more things that could have been better than things that I said, “ya, that is perfect!” Actually, I have never said that.

    4. Tulip

      Hardly the first time something like this has happened. It may make a good post, though.

      1. Spudalicious

        I hear ya. There are plenty of dishes I “know” I have down to a science only to have a brain fart and completely pork the dish.

        1. I forgot to put the bouquet garni in my simmering red sauce last weekend, 4 hours and 4 lbs of homegrown San Marzano tomatoes shot to hell, ah well there’s always next year.

          1. Suthenboy

            I would have tried cooking the bouquet separately and then added as stock. In fact, I have done that before and it turned out….ok.

          2. Count Potato

            Herbs only need about 20 minutes.

        2. Tulip

          This was ok,the texture didn’t work. I have a list of what to do next time. The pesto pastry was really hard to work with, but smelled and tasted great.

  10. mikey

    Things may be looking a little scary in South Africa lately, but some folks still manage to have fun.
    https://jalopnik.com/spinning-is-south-africas-answer-to-the-question-of-adr-1828559000

    1. straffinrun

      In the 1990s, South Africa looked like it was destined to fall to a racial civil war.

      Glad they dodged that bullet.

    2. Suthenboy

      It is remarkable to me how many people in poor circumstances are wasteful and self destructive, but then I remember that they didn’t get into or stay in poor circumstances because they are wise and prudent. It is just painful to watch.

      1. Count Potato

        It’s an odd history. The Bantu never quite assimilated Western culture. In North America the natives were largely killed. In the Caribbean and South America, colonization and the slave trade resulted in generations of mutts. Yet, in South Africa whites and blacks remained separate. It’s the opposite of, say, Cape Verde, where pretty much everyone is a mix of African and Portuguese.

        1. Heroic Mulatto

          generations of mutts

          Generations of heroic mutts.

          1. Count Potato

            I didn’t mean it pejoratively.

      2. Tulip

        Taking the idea of poor decisions, the left insists that’s not the cause, until you suggest giving people money instead of vouchers. Then, ‘those people’ can’t be trusted to make good decisions.

        1. Suthenboy

          “the left insists that’s not the cause”

          There are more than a few of their arguments that fly in the face of reality. That is the nature of the grifter, to say anything no matter how absurd as long as it serves to further the con.

      3. Heroic Mulatto

        It is remarkable to me how many people in poor circumstances are wasteful and self destructive

        Eh, they do the same exact shit in Saudi Arabia and the other Gulf states. It’s more what testosterone does to the adolescent brain, if you ask me.

        1. Suthenboy

          I had a lengthy discussion about the adolescent brain earlier today. A nephew is laying on the railroad tracks and I can see a train coming bigger than hell. He made a bad decision and is going to pay a heavy price. Absolutely nothing I say gets through. It is maddening.

          Also, I wasn’t referring specifically to the spinner thing. I was thinking in general about the incredibly awful judgement I have seen people display over the years.

          1. Heroic Mulatto

            He made a bad decision and is going to pay a heavy price. Absolutely nothing I say gets through. It is maddening.

            If it makes you feel any better, he likely very well can’t see as far as you because the part of his brain responsible for long-term thinking hasn’t fully formed yet. It’s like trying to get a dog to look at something you are pointing to; they can’t understand that you don’t want them looking at your finger.

            Also, I wasn’t referring specifically to the spinner thing. I was thinking in general about the incredibly awful judgement I have seen people display over the years.

            I agree with that. People can become poor by all sorts of reasons beyond their control, but those who stay poor usually do so from their own bad decisions.

          2. Suthenboy

            Oh, I know that is what it is. I like to think I didn’t have that problem at that age but I likely did.

            This is gold: “It’s like trying to get a dog to look at something you are pointing to; they can’t understand that you don’t want them looking at your finger.”

            I wish I had that earlier today.

          3. Heroic Mulatto

            I would like to take credit for it, but it’s from an old Buddhist story.

          4. Tundra

            Thanks for that. Wife has been telling me that for a long time and it still is hard for me to grasp.

            ‘Why the fuck don’t they understand??”

          5. Heroic Mulatto

            Of particular note, from the abstract:

            Furthermore, glutamatergic neurotransmission predominates, whereas gamma-aminobutyric acid neurotransmission remains under construction

            .

            GABA is the neurochemical responsible for inhibition. Whereas, we might chalk up to maturity being able to take a deep breath and calm down when wanting to punch someone’s lights out, part of it was that our teenaged brains actually couldn’t calm down the fight or flight responses we were getting from our amygdala.

          6. Tundra

            Some of us still struggle with that.

            Calling out seafood as a shortcut to brain maturation is interesting, too. I wonder how many paranoid parents skip the sea all together.

          7. Count Potato

            Seafood?

          8. Tundra

            Notes: MRI studies have provided evidence that in addition to the prefrontal cortex and limbic system, myelinogenesis and neurocircuitry remains under construction during adolescence.1,7,19,21 Myelinogenesis requires precursors such as polyunsaturated fatty acids, of which many seafoods are a rich source. Hence, consuming seafood may accelerate brain maturation in adolescents. However, malnutrition and substance abuse may inhibit maturation of the adolescent brain. (+) induction; (−) inhibition.

          9. Count Potato

            OK

          10. one true athena

            So my son’s sushi addiction may be good for something ? Good to know. Can’t wait til it kicks in.

    3. westernsloper

      From the comments:

      https://youtu.be/HcXNPI-IPPM

      WTF

      1. Heroic Mulatto

        Your first exposure to Ninja and Yolandi, I take it?

        1. Rufus the Monocled

          Ah. You knew of them. Figures.

        2. westernsloper

          Yep

          1. Count Potato

            Well, westernloper, I fink you freaky and like you a lot anyway.

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Uee_mcxvrw

        3. Tres Cool

          Yolandi was once described as the ‘hottest ugly girl you will ever see’. Id have to concur.
          Hoever, this is a far superior example.

          1. westernsloper

            Afrikaner rap? And ya she is a hot ugly girl there. Fine example.

          2. Count Potato

            I don’t think she is ugly at all.

        4. Count Potato

          So you’ve never seen Chappie?

          https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1823672/

          It’s not as good as District 9.

      2. Rufus the Monocled

        That was staaa-range.

        Surprised HM didn’t find it.

        1. Suthenboy

          I am pretty sure he has linked to them in the past.

          1. westernsloper

            She aint Thicc

  11. A Leap at the Wheel

    I’m stuck reading the comments on a computer without Monocle, like a pleab. No sir, I don’t like.

    1. Threedoor

      I use a phone so I have no idea how Monocle works.

      1. trshmnstr

        *cough*Eyepiece works on mobile firefox*cough*

        1. Threedoor

          Too dumb to know how to use it.

  12. Hyperion

    STEVE SMITH AND SEA SMITH NO REST UNTIL SPACE SMITH REUNION AND BY REUNION MEAN MASSIVE RAPE IN ALL DIMENSIONS, RAPE ON LAND, RAPE IN SEA, RAPE IN SPACE.

    1. Raphael

      May the future Space Force protect our rectums in space.

      1. trshmnstr

        SPACE SMITH ENJOY PENETRATING URANUS GRAVITY WELL, AND BY PENETRATING MEAN… WELL, NOT VERY SUBTLE EUPHEMISM.

    2. westernsloper

      That is a great idea. One of you dorks needs to write up the 3 Dimensions of SMITH video game. It would be a hit!

  13. Rufus the Monocled

    If Trump did this to welfare I wonder what the headlines would be like.

    But Macron is a sophisticated European so….all good.

    1. Just Say’n

      Macron has been cozying up to Trump while still repeating Belgium talking points. All the while trying to implement domestic reforms, but still mouthing the same tired cliches. He may be a more cunning politician than he gets credit for

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        French politicians have always been like this. De Gaulle, Mitterand, Chirac especially.

      2. Just Say’n

        On the other hand, it is France so my default opinion is: “Fuck France”.

    2. Rhywun

      I dunno. I’m sensing a tentative pivot and if any of these plans come to fruition he will be instantly literally-worse-than-Hitler in all the MSM.

  14. Rufus the Monocled

    Welfare means a lot of things but here’s a table of EU spending as a % of GDP. It goes to 2014.

    https://ec.europa.eu/eurostat/statistics-explained/index.php?title=File:Expenditure_on_social_protection,_2004-2014_(%25_of_GDP)_YB17.png

    France is the highest.

    1. Rufus the Monocled

      Here’s another:

      https://www.glassdoor.co.uk/blog/social-benefits-europe-isnt-britain/

      Lol. Look at all the red for the USA.

      1. Threedoor

        Good. And still half or more of the budget is redistribution in the us.

        1. Rufus the Monocled

          A few years back a girl was helping me with a payroll problem regarding mat leave for an employee. She said something to the effect of, ‘Right. You’re in Quebec. You have the best benefits. You rock!’

          I didn’t like that because my payroll taxes are too high hovering at around 20%.

      2. Rhywun

        Is this like the red-blue switch that the MSM perpetrated in order to deflect from what red really means politically…?

        1. Raphael

          That was the first thing I thought when I looked at that chart lol

    2. Rhywun

      “Social protection” – yeah, that can mean all kinds of things.

  15. Mojeaux

    This shit makes me very tired and sad.

    I don’t know that person. However, I do have a lot of friends who have been saying, “Fuck you if you disagree” all over the net. Every time I see a friend say that, I think, well, okay, I guess that’s another person who wasn’t really my friend.

    1. Suthenboy

      Wow. She didn’t drink the kool-aid, she is swimming in it. There is not one single coherent thought or truth in that. She’s trolling, right?

      1. Rhywun

        Did you catch her handle?

      2. Mojeaux

        No, she’s not. These are the things that make me think Civil War II is on the horizon.

        1. Suthenboy

          Old School Professor, first day of my freshman econ class. He walks in, doesnt introduce himself, peers over his glasses and says “Free. It doesnt exist. No matter what it is someone, somewhere is paying for it. If you use that word in my class, I dont care how well you do on the tests, I will fail you.”

          We need more guys like that crusty old fucker.

          1. Tulip

            When I taught, the first thing I wrote on the board was TANSTAAFL. Then I explained what it meant. Then I told them I never wanted them to write “I feel”. I’m an economist. I don’t care how you feel. I want to know what you think.

            I also did experiments. I always explained at the beginning that I didn’t care about their toilet training or their relationship with their mother. I cared about how they respond to incentives.

          2. Heroic Mulatto

            I’m an economist. I don’t care how you feel. I want to know what you think.

            Why do you hate Dan Ariely, Tulip?

          3. Tulip

            I don’t, but undergraduates can’t deal with the nuances he brings. They are all about the feelz, which is just annoying. Gah!

          4. westernsloper

            Ok I will be the first…..what does TANSTAAFL mean? And I am lost with the toilet training reference. Toilet training is all about incentives if you want to get a kid to quit shitting his pants but I am not sure what that has to do with economics other than time spent.

          5. Raphael

            There Ain’t No Such Thing As A Free Lunch. I learned it myself today and man, I love it.

          6. Rhywun

            There Ain’t No Such Thing As A Free Lunch.

            Rallying cry of literally Hitlers everywhere.

          7. Tres Cool

            There Aint No Such Thing As A Free Lunch.

            Robert Heinlein was big about it in his books.

          8. mindyourbusiness

            I chose my avatar because (1) it’s cold truth and (2) as a homage to RAH.

          9. westernsloper

            OK I GET IT! There might not be a free lunch, but there is numerous free educations on an acronym.

          10. CPRM

            But did you know There Ain’t No Such Thing As A Free Lunch?

          11. Rhywun

            Robert Heinlein was big about it in his books.

            I hate to admit it but I don’t think I’ve ever made it all the way thru a RAH book with the possible exception of Friday that my older bro gave me when I was like 14 which was 35 years ago.

          12. Count Potato

            You should at least read “Stranger in a Strange Land”.

          13. Rhywun

            I remember reading some of it and not liking it. Again, about 30 years ago.

          14. Tundra

            I might be in love with you.

            I hope that’s not uncomfortable.

          15. Mad Scientist

            Pay attention, Tundra. She already said she doesn’t care about your feelings.

          16. Tundra

            Ah, but I’m not a paying customer! I’m just a random interweb dude!

          17. Mad Scientist

            This is just one of her experiments to see how we all respond to incentives!

          18. Tundra

            Well, I’m no longer wearing pants.

            So there’s that.

          19. Rufus the Monocled

            She wants to know what you THINK frat’.

          20. Raphael

            Tundra please, think of the children.

          21. MikeS

            That’s why his pants are off

          22. Tundra

            Whoops, no. We’re not communicating here.

            Swapped the pants for a kilt. I knew Tulip would like that.

          23. CPRM

            Tundra, I think you got a mix-up; there are only like 4 women here so that’s quite a feat. Splosives is the one into kilt wearers.

    2. straffinrun

      “Should be”. I agree. Now what?

    3. Raphael

      It makes me sad and tired too. Especially if/when it comes from people I’ve been close friends with for years.

      1. straffinrun

        Dubya got raked over the coals, rightfully, when he made the “You’re either with us, or you’re with the terrorists.” Interesting how people that found that type of thinking evil just a few years ago are now employing that thinking every single day, on every single issue, in every single area of life.

        1. Raphael

          Yeah, I remember him getting that backlash all those years ago. This type of thinking surely can’t go wrong or lead us to bad places later on.

      2. Mojeaux

        It almost feels personal, like a) this person doesn’t know you very well or b) they wouldn’t like you if they did or c) all those years hanging out don’t mean anything anymore.

        1. Raphael

          Right? At least as you said though, you end up learning who really are you friends so that’s the silver lining.

        2. Count Potato

          Politics have become too polarizing. Remember the old adage about not talking politics or religion. There was a reason for that.

          1. Rhywun

            That was before the internet.

          2. Count Potato

            Quite true.

          3. Rhywun

            I very much apply it in meat-space, though.

          4. Raphael

            I try to apply it almost everywhere I can. I’m lucky where I live, people don’t bring up this kind of stuff except once in a blue moon.

    4. Rufus the Monocled

      What qualifies as ‘basic necessities’?

      1. Rhywun

        Hand over your wallet, your bank account number, and the keys to your house and we’ll get back to you.

      2. westernsloper

        tampons and food and a car and a house

    5. Rhywun

      It makes me angry.

    6. Rebel Scum

      This person does not understand the broader implications of what she is saying. Don’t sweat it. (but sweat it a little because people like her crave power.)

    7. Mad Scientist

      The best thing about idiots is that they tend to advertise their condition.

    8. CPRM

      And it’s over such stupid shit, all the time, you aren’t allowed to disagree. On my drive to work this morning I’m listening to sports radio and they’re still going on about the OSU and the host says something to the effect of that (without cursing) about anyone who disagrees with his thoughts that Urban Meyer wasn’t punished harshly enough. I mean I don’t give a shit, but not even listening to the counter arguments and evaluating them gets under my skin.

    9. mikey

      These types always start from the premise that socialism is feasible here because we are so wealthy. Gee, I wonder why that is. She basically acknowledges that capitalism is necessary to create the wealth that the socialists want to plunder. In that she is correct.

    10. commodious spittoon

      It sucks, but the pro-market responses give me hope, especially given the platform. You don’t have to fight uphill to hear dime store commies make their appeal. To be Hayekian anymore, it’s a struggle. Can’t stop the signal, Mal.

      1. Rhywun

        And then you get this:

        Scott Surette @scottsurette · Aug 25
        capitalism is literally killing both the planet and humanity at a breakneck pace but yeah it’s communism that’ll never work

        Yeah… “hope”.

        1. Heroic Mulatto

          I’m pretty sure the only thing “literally killing the planet and humanity” is time.

        2. commodious spittoon

          Dime store commies by the dozen. And it’s costless to voice your commie bona fides on that platform. To be a true blue classical liberal takes some guts. I doubt Scott Surette has a job to lose. Anyone with anything worth losing is risking losing it by voicing support for capitalism. And yet a good many people do. That’s heartening.

    11. Juvenile Bluster

      the bisexual vegan communist they warned you about • @pslweb candidate • #FreePalestine #AbolishICE• ☭

      That’s … that’s a bio.

      1. Suthenboy

        Of a useful idiot. Might as well be saying “Polly wanna cracker! AAAAAAck! Polly wanna cracker!”

      2. Raphael

        It is a very telling bio I’ll give them that.

        1. Rhywun

          I’m not entirely sure the many such bios I see are in fact real. Because if they are… *Kiff sigh*

  16. mikey

    A pessimistic view of the third world from Liberty Unbound. I knew it’s full of shitholes, but I always just kinda thought things were getting slowly better. Not so either economically or population wise.
    “More important: in the Third World countries, population control has mostly happened within the relatively more educated, intellectually sophisticated part of society. In Northern India, to cite another example, the unstable, uneducated, chaotic, and backward part of the population is exploding in size. Southern India, which is relatively stable and better off, is falling in population.

    With ease of mobility, segregation is picking up its pace. The economically best people of the Third World find it much easier to emigrate than to stay home and fight to make society better, or maintain it in its current state. In 2017 alone, 12% of Turkish millionaires and 16% of Venezuelan millionaires emigrated. So great has been the emigration from India that it is virtually impossible to find a decent plumber or electrician. Forget about finding a good doctor. In a survey, only 30% of Indian doctors could diagnose a simple ailment. Everywhere educated people move to cities, while the rest stay on in rural places. Segregation is real, leaving the underclass with a huge deficit in leaders.”
    http://libertyunbound.com/node/1884

    1. Suthenboy

      Having secure property rights and benefiting from that property and your labor without having it stripped from you is an incredible incentive. Success of individuals and of society increases exponentially when you increase those things. In most of the places in the world we regard as shitholes neither of those exist at all. If you try pointing that out you are a greedy racist imperialist.

    2. Heroic Mulatto

      I think a little too pessimistic. His argument would be stronger if he didn’t buttress it with lurid anecdotes but with more hard quantitative data about how rife corruption actually is in these countries and the collectivist values that support such behaviors. Hernando de Soto already has done God’s work in showing how strong property rights enforcement can deal with a lot of the problems mentioned in Bhandari’s jeremiad. Likewise, Bhandari doesn’t explain, to my satisfaction anyways, why China is such an exception. I would posit that many of the same benefits that he attributes to “Westernization” can be accomplished, for the short term, by “benevolent” authoritarianism in the mode of Singapore’s Lee Kuan Yew or Xi Jinping’s current “scraping poison off the bone” campaign.

      1. Tulip

        The number of people in extreme poverty (Africa, India, China) has fallen as many governments have “liberalized” I.e. become more market driven.

        1. Heroic Mulatto

          It seems Bhandari’s thesis is that this economic growth is unsustainable because a market economy needs Enlightenment-era liberal cultural values behind it to function for the long-term. I am sympathetic to that argument, yet I don’t think the writing is on the wall for the entirety of the 3rd World yet..

          1. Tundra

            Kinda hard to make the comparison when a good chunk of the ‘3rd world’ is connected.

            They grow up so fast!

          2. Timeloose

            The picture he painted was quite bleak. He has some points that without property rights or confidence in law there can be no legitimate wealth creation. But there can be a lot of illegitimate wealth creation, but this requires payoffs, bribes, and security teams.

  17. Suthenboy

    I want allodial title in the US. I am convinced that wealth production would increase 10x, the environment would become a fairyland, poverty would disappear. Leftists will never allow that as it is the ultimate empowerment of the individual.

    1. Tundra

      Shut up and pay your property taxes, peasant!

    2. Count Potato

      Privatizing most of the western U.S. would be a start. Plus the money could be used to pay off the national debt.

      1. Threedoor

        Being in the West sucks. Lots of places to go, but only if you can walk or own a horse. Sell it all.

    3. mikey

      “allodial title”. My Glib lesson for the day. Thanks. Probably shoulda known it already.
      Next you’ll be wanting allodial title to yourself.

  18. straffinrun

    Fart sniffing. Bernstein thinks the media needs to show the progression of presidential lying, from FDR through to Trump. It’s extraordinary how much more Trump lies than any other president.

    1. mikey

      “Mr. Roosevelt said at Boston on October 30: “I have said this before, but I shall say it again and again and again: Your boys are not going to be sent into any foreign wars.”
      Yeah, FDR was a real boy scout.

      http://www.ihr.org/jhr/v14/v14n6p19_Chamberlin.html

      1. Gustave Lytton

        That summary omits that the National Guard was mobilized September 1940 for one year (300,000+, which basically doubled the size of the active Army) , and was extended for another year in August 1941.

    2. CPRM

      Why only go back to FDR? Surely ‘Wilson kept us out of War’ is a doozy of reelection slogan for the guy who got us into WWI.

      1. straffinrun

        Trump’s lies are more in your face style lies. I’ll give them that. What lie that Trump has made has actually cost lives?

    3. Akira

      “Done nothing to earn your trust, and everything to squander it”

      That is some grade-A lack of self-awareness coming from the network that got caught feeding debate questions to the Democrat candidate.

    4. westernsloper

      He’s right about one thing….’we now live in a culture that is fact free’

      The thing that cracks me up about all the press whimpering is where have they been all these years doing this hard hitting fact checking?

      And I do think Trump talks shit more than any other President, (at least since I have been paying attention) but I think he does it more to troll. Obama flat out lied to get his agenda passed. Trump talks shit to piss people off and half the shit people say he said is there perception of a true statement he made such as, ‘Rapists and murderers cross the border illegally’ = all illegal immigrants are rapists and murderers. People are nuts.

      1. westernsloper

        their

  19. Count Potato

    Here is something more recent:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXlZfc1TrD0

  20. Spudalicious

    I’ve had plenty of other bullshit going on this weekend. I’ve paid much less attention to the goings on in the world and I’m better for it.

    FWIW, Animal House is still a timeless classic and bourbon, ftw.

    1. Raphael

      I loved Animal House. Not gonna lie, that sounds like an awesome game plan you got going on.

    1. Chafed

      I admire your devotion to your hobby. How’s your wife doing?