ZARDOZ’S SATURDAY EVENING LINKS OF FEAR

HANDSOME, YES?

ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. ZARDOZ GIVES THE GIFT OF THE LINK A BIT EARLIER ON SATURDAY….OUT OF FEAR. THE MIGHTY ENTITY KNOW AS “SP” HATH ORDAINED THE COMING ATTRACTIONS FOR THE CHOSEN ONES SHALL BE LATER THIS EVENING/TONIGHT. ZARDOZ MOST STRONGLY WISHES TO NOT STEP ON THOSE TOES. DELETION IS ZARDOZ’S GREATEST FEAR….

THEREFOR, RECEIVE THE GIFT OF THE LINK….GO FORTH AND SNARK!

  1. THE ORANGE BRUTAL “HINTS” AT FIRING A SUBORDINATE. WHATEVER HAPPENED TO CLEANSING THEM? WEAK, HAT AND HAIRED ONE….WEAK.
  2. ZARDOZ IS PLEASED. THE BRUTALS HAVE EXCUSES WEAKER THAN “A NIGERIAN PRINCE SAID I HAD MONEY COMING!”. ZARDOZ MUST ADMIT “PRISON” IS A BIT OF A LETDOWN. WHY NOT CLEANSING? JESUS LOVES ME THIS I KNOW, FOR HIS BIBLE IS PACKED WITH BLOW?
  3. THE BRUTALS ARE VERY SLOW TO LOOK AT THE LIGHTWORKER. BUT ZARDOZ WISHES THAT “The resulting fine, one of the largest ever handed down by the FEC, is the result of a failure to disclose or improperly disclosing thousands of contributions to Obama for America during the then-senator’s 2008 presidential run, documents show.” WAS REPLACED WITH “EVERYONE INVOLVED WAS CLEANSED.”
  4. ZARDOZ MUST ADMIT INADEQUATE COGITATION ON THIS MATTER. SHOULD NOT EVERYONE INVOLVED HAVE BEEN CLEANSED? ZARDOZ SMH….AND AT HIS SIZE, THAT IS SAYING SOMETHING.

ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.

Comments

139 responses to “ZARDOZ’S SATURDAY EVENING LINKS OF FEAR”

  1. Heroic Mulatto

    I’m squeezing my hog to this. Gonna keep doing it even if you ban me.

    1. ZARDOZ

      ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN HEROIC ONE. THE PENIS IS EVIL! HOWEVER, IF YOU MUST SHOOT SEEDS – AT LEAST DO NOT CREATE NEW LIFE. ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.

    2. I thought this read “I’m squeezing my hog into this.”

      I guess that really doesn’t change anything.

  2. gbob

    I’m sure the dog had it coming.

    I admit I wasn’t fully on board with the whole cleansing of the brutals thing when i woke up this morning, but bring it on.

    1. Yusef drives a Kia

      Death isn’t good enough for dog killing out of sheer neglect, The Boats for him!

    2. DEG

      A police dog handler has been suspended without pay for five days but won’t face criminal charges after his dog was left in a police vehicle for more than six hours and died from the South Carolina heat, Columbia Police Chief Skip Holbrook said.

      What? I thought police dogs treated like police themselves.

      1. Plinker762

        Not sure which is worse the dog funerals or “Blue Lives Matter”. No, BLM is worse.

    3. ZARDOZ

      ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN JOINING ONE. GLAD TO HAVE YOU ABOARD. GO FORTH AND KILL! ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.

  3. westernsloper

    JESUS LOVES ME THIS I KNOW, FOR HIS BIBLE IS PACKED WITH BLOW

    Sign me up and praise the lord.

    1. ZARDOZ

      ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN PRAISING ONE. ZARDOZ PREFERS “PRAISE THE LORD AND PASS THE AMMUNITION.” GIFT OF THE GUN AND ALL THAT. ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.

  4. Yusef drives a Kia

    “The resulting fine, one of the largest ever handed down by the FEC, is the result of a failure to disclose or improperly disclosing thousands of contributions to Obama for America during the then-senator’s 2008 presidential run, documents show.”
    And He Retired to Hawaii and no one cared, What fucking Cockroach
    Second!

    1. Grumbletarian

      So this means Sotomayor and Kagan are illegitimate SCOTUS justices, right?

      1. Ownbestenemy

        Hahahahahahahahaha! Thank you for that

    2. Spudalicious

      Fourth.

    3. If he were truly retired, he wouldn’t be lecturing us constantly.

      1. Yusef drives a Kia

        i haven’t heard a Word, never did…..

        1. Tundra

          Lol.

          “President Obama today…”

          *click*

    4. Not an Economist

      The Obama campaign played pretty fast and loose with the campaign rules the first time around as well. Remember what the campaign did with credit cards, lowering the security checking to the lowest level possible.

      1. J. Frank Parnell

        Yeah but none of that was done to influence the election, so it’s all good.

        1. C. Anacreon

          They should announce that the $3 million was spent on commercials in battleground states which may have tipped the election in Obama’s favor.

          It would be hilarious to see the CNNs destroy all their campaign finance impeachment arguments against Trump away by explaining how that isn’t the case with Obama.

  5. DEG

    Police at Jorge Chavez Airport in Lima stopped Smith on July 7 with more than £250,000 worth of cocaine concealed in his bags – with some hidden in children’s books.

    Wait until the kids get a hold of those books. They’ll discover cocaine is a hell of a drug.

    1. DEG

      Looking at the links in the sidebar of the Daily Fail story, I wonder why Zardoz included this Daily Fail link given stories like this and this in the side bar.

      1. ZARDOZ

        ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN QUESTIONING ONE. WHILE THE DAILY FAIL IS OFTEN SIDING WITH THE EVIL PENIS….THE ARTICLE LINKED WAS WORTHY OF MENTION. ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.

  6. DEG

    The fines were a result of complaints filed with the FEC by the Republican National Committee. The Obama campaign has been quick to point out that the errors constitute a small portion of the more than $750 million it raised during the 2008 election cycle.

    If I made a mistake on my taxes, what do you think the IRS would say if I said, “It’s only a small portion of the taxes I’ve paid.”?

    1. Gustave Lytton

      Sure. Just like how they let the Clintons pay their back taxes a decade later after they got caught.

    2. MikeS

      “We only broke the law a little bit!”

    3. C. Anacreon

      And what percentage of the bimbo NDAs compared to the total would be the case in the Trump campaign?

    1. Yusef drives a Kia

      Damn fine choice! looks great.

    2. AlmightyJB

      Haven’t had that one. I do like their Breakfast Stout.

    3. westernsloper

      I am someday going to build a still. It needs to be done.

      1. Tundra

        My Italian great grandfather had one. I feel like I need to keep the family tradition alive.

        Gonna wait until I move to the country, though…

    4. ZARDOZ

      ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN BEER CONSUMING ONE. YOU HAVE CHOSEN WELL. ZARDOZ IS PLEASED. ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.

    5. Libertesian

      ZARDOZ knows a good beer… In fact, this is my all-time favorite beer. Cheers!

      1. MikeS

        That’s just the kind of ass kissing that Tulpa would do.

  7. westernsloper

    Under-Sheriff Steve Miera served arrest warrants supported by an affidavit on Leveille and Wahhaj Friday while they were both in custody at the Taos County Adult Detention Center.

    Waitaminut. I thought those weirdos were let go by the pinko judge?

    1. Spudalicious

      There were still a number of hoops that had to be jumped through. One of the big sticking points is there wasn’t anybody willing to rent to them.

      1. westernsloper

        Aaaah. On a side note, I found pork belly at the Sams in the big city up the road. I will be doing some bacon next week as soon as I go and grab some.

        1. Ownbestenemy

          And will never look back

        2. Spudalicious

          Sweet. You will be very happy.

        3. Tundra

          Iv’e never done it, but I bookmarked this because it made me laugh.

          No idea if the recipe is correct, though…

          1. dbleagle

            I made prosciutto one time from a wild hog that I had killed. After months of waiting and anticipation the results were, okay. The meat was fine since the animal had been feeding in a vineyard but somehow I just did not get to the level of a fine Italian prosciutto. Still it was fun to try once and if circumstances allowed I would try it again to see if I can get a better result.

          2. Tundra

            So this guy’s recipe won’t kill me?

          3. Spudalicious

            Use the cure calculator I posted last week. It does matter. Other than that, I would go two weeks instead of one. Flavor wise, experiment away. Don’t hot smoke higher than 200 degrees and pull it at 150 IT.

          4. Tundra

            Grazie.

  8. Mr Lizard

    Yo Zardoz, I’m fucked up!

    1. AlmightyJB

      Stop licking the toads.

        1. AlmightyJB

          Lol

    2. Gustave Lytton

      Grab a mop and start cleansing!

    3. ZARDOZ

      ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN REPTILIAN ONE. ZARDOZTOO# ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.

      1. Tundra

        Stoned, huh?

  9. Mojeaux

    The New Mexico nutjob brutals will be cleansed by someone relatively soon whether they go to jail or not.

  10. Winston

    This is also why the left is blind to anti-Semitism. Anti-Semitism differs from most forms of racism in that it purports to “punch up” against a secret society of oppressors, which has the side effect of making it easy to disguise as a politics of emancipation. If Jews have power, then punching up at Jews is a form of speaking truth to power — a form of speech of which the left is currently enamored.

    https://forward.com/opinion/393107/how-anti-semitisms-true-origin-makes-it-invisible-to-the-left/

    1. Bob

      2017 saw a 67% rise in anti-Jewish hate speech

      I’m sure the hate speech-o-meter was well calibrated by the ADL.

      1. Because Trump is a Nazi, duh.

  11. Winston

    From the guy who wrote the civil article posted earlier today:

    https://www.realclearhistory.com/articles/2018/08/08/10_places_that_should_join_the_us__343.html

    it’s high time to start thinking about adding some more to Old Glory. Annexation shouldn’t be done via conquest or coercion, of course, but neither should the possibility of expanding American constitutionalism (and the liberties protected therein) beyond its current borders be shied away from. Annexing new states means federation, and federation means ceding some sovereignty (“costs”) in exchange for some perceived benefits, which could range from more accurate representation in Congress to better military protection to fuller access of American markets.

    1. mikey

      Taiwan for sure.

  12. Juvenile Bluster

    John McCain has died.

    I do not speak ill of the dead, so that’s all I’m going to say right now.

    1. Grumbletarian

      A great symbol of bipartisanship who, for a brief time in 2007-2008, was the most hateful racist misogynist who had ever lived.

      /MSM

    2. Tundra

      I do. He was a terrible person. I’m glad he’s gone.

      I’m sorry for his kids, though. No matter what a fuckhead someone is, it seems there are still those who love them.

    3. MikeS

      I normally don’t either but:

      According to the New York Times, McCain has made clear to the White House he doesn’t want Trump to attend his funeral, and would instead prefer Vice President Mike Pence at a service.

      Fuck you John McCain. A prick ’till the very end.

      1. Tundra

        Trump should send the First Lady.

        1. MikeS

          haha. That would be nice.

        2. TARDIS

          Nice.

          Or he could send the lowest level employee who works at the WH on a daily basis. A janitor or gardener maybe. You know, someone who maybe earned a full time job there. Unlike him.

          And just what it acceptable time frame for not speaking the truth about a dead pol?

          1. TARDIS

            And by him, I meant McCain….

      2. So he doesn’t want a guy who insulted him to be at his funeral and for that you give him a “fuck you” I get the hatred for the war-monger never met a brown person he didn’t want to drone straffe animus, but fuck if I care if he wants his funeral to be Trump ” I like my hero’s to not be shot down” free.

        1. MikeS

          So he’s able to forgive everyone who ever wronged him, except Donald Trump. And how did he “insult” him? By disagreeing that spending 5 years in a POW camp getting tortured doesn’t make you a war hero? He isn’t alone in that thinking.

          And let’s not forget, Trumps inartful comment was in response to McCain attacking and insulting him. They were in a war of words and the Donald went nuclear. Trump didn’t show the proper level of respect to McCain, and he hated him for it ’till the day he died. Petty bullshit.

          1. Fine, they were assholes to each other, still not sure why John saying I don’t want Donny, a guy I hated and who hated me at my funeral is a ‘Fuck You’ scenario. If Donny felt the way he seemed to about John I’d imagine he wouldn’t want to go anyway. The anger at a dead guy for not wanting some jackass to be at his funeral is what I don’t get.

          2. MikeS

            Christ, I am sorry for the wording of it all. I’ll try again;

            Fuck you John McCain. I only say that because you were a complete asshole.

            But I will add that you were a prick ’till the very end because you started a fight with a guy, and then couldn’t move on after the guy engaged in your war of words. And I say that because your final wish was so petty as to be that you didn’t want him (who happens to be the fucking leader of the country) to be at your (I assume) State funeral.

            How’s that?

          3. Better, still comes off like you’re mostly mad because he dissed Trump with his dying breath. Which I’m fine with if you want to hate on him for giving Trump one last middle finger, knock yourself out. Trump doesn’t deserve one iota of respect in my opinion so if some other asshole throws shade his way I couldn’t give a rats ass. But if Trump’s honor matters to you then, by all means, castigate the dead fuck.

          4. MikeS

            Nope, you’re right, that came out wrong. It was just the pettiness of it that was kind of a last-straw type thing for me. And FYI; I think Trump is every bit a terrible person as McCain.

            I guess I was thinking more of the office of the president being snubbed rather than the man. But I suppose that’s kinda old school anyway. Some of my left-over conservatism, I guess.

          5. grrizzly

            Trump saved the country from Hillary Clinton’s Presidency. Just for that he deserves respect. That’s more than pantless neverTrumpers could achieve.

        2. Bob

          Is Russia brown people or are you just virtue signaling?

          1. McCain didn’t want to bomb the middle-east?

          2. MikeS

            John McCain wanted to bomb a hell of a lot more than just Russia.

          3. You’ve got a fixation.

          4. Tundra

            Hi Bob!

      3. If I were Trump, I wouldn’t send Pence either.

    4. SP

      But has he resigned from office yet?

      1. MikeS

        Almost. As soon as Satan signs off on it, it will be official.

      2. Gustave Lytton

        He hasn’t been in Washington since last December, so no real difference.

        Fucker should have been expelled months ago when he didn’t have the grace to resign on his own. Worrying about “Russian influence” when a sitting US senator is responding to the worms in what was left of his brain. I think he was far more addled from his torture and imprisonment that he allowed and most people thought, although he was a scummy POS before captivity.

        Buh bye last of the Keating Five in the Senate.

      3. DEG

        “Weekend at Bernie’s”?

      4. J. Frank Parnell

        No, but he finally switched parties to Democrat.

    5. Trials and Trippelations

      Some folks here wrote awesome eulogies a few months ago

    6. Winston

      That was quicker than I thought..

      What happens to his seat?

      1. Count Potato

        He’s probably still in it.

      2. Winston

        I was thinking of will there be a special election before 2020?

    1. dbleagle

      But can you argue with it?

      Thomas, Sowell etc.

  13. Juvenile Bluster

    https://abc6onyourside.com/news/local/one-critically-wounded-in-officer-involved-shooting

    Police officer murders woman while attempting to abduct and rape her bravely kills woman in the line of duty after a vicious physical attack that left him severely injured.

    1. MikeS

      Executed for the heinous offense of letting men touch her in exchange for money in order to feed herself. Another hero in blue.

    2. Count Potato

      “gunfire happened inside the vehicle”

      WTF?

      1. Tundra

        *Unfurls the special cop flag with a blue stripe that no one else gets to use because reasons*

        You got a problem with that, tuber?

        1. Count Potato

          Besides it being silly?

          1. Tundra

            Not paired with the blue stripe spartan helmet it isn’t, mister!

          2. Count Potato

            I guess I haven’t seen that.

          3. Tundra

            On it’s way to the back window of a pickup near you. There is also a Punisher version that is really special.

          4. Count Potato

            So it’s sort of like all the posters on Police One who think they are Batman?

          5. Tundra

            Tactical AF, man.

            I love giving my cop friends shit about that stuff.

    3. If somebody shot a cop, they’d never call it a civilian-involved shooting.

  14. Rufus the Monocled

    Obama.

    /nods head in disbelief.

  15. Count Potato

    “Alex Jones addressing his recent show in which trap porn was visible on his iPhone.”

    https://twitter.com/WeWuzMetokur/status/1033173607961292801

  16. Tundra

    ….OUT OF FEAR.

    Fear of an 8 year old.

    What a cupcake.

    1. ZARDOZ

      ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS SHITE-TALKING CHOSEN ONE. AS IF YOU HAVE NEVER HAD ERROR STERILIZED. ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.

      1. Tundra

        Shite-talking? Me??

        You’re the one that’s softer than Aaron Rodgers.

  17. SP

    ZARDOZ, you have nothing to fear from SP. We share a mission!

    1. ZARDOZ

      ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN WEB ADMINISTRATING ONE… NAME THE BRUTALS THAT NEED TO BE CLEANSED! ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.

  18. Charlie Witherspoon

    I don’t know if the people who recommended the Juul for vaping are around but I just want to say thanks because this thing is great.

    1. Rhywun

      Yeah, I’ve got no complaints. No cigs in three weeks.

      1. Charlie Witherspoon

        This is going to be my first weekend in about a year without cigarettes. I’ve experimented with another product that was trash and am so happy to finally find something that works. I probably would not have even considered it if it wasn’t recommended here.

        1. Rhywun

          The one tiny complaint I could make is that the “kick” wears out after a few drags. The fix is to pull out the “pod” and immediately put it back in.

          1. Charlie Witherspoon

            I will try it. No complaints so far. Except I probably won’t take it to a bar. Vaping in bars seems wrong to me.

          2. Rhywun

            Why? Not that it’s allowed where I live, but if it was, I would totally do it. Beats huddling outside with all the other losers.

          3. Charlie Witherspoon

            I just got used to smoking in bars when I escaped NY. Vaping in a bar is the next step I guess, but I find the idea strange. I don’t like sticking out I guess.

          4. Rhywun

            I see vaping outside everywhere. Hard to believe you would stick out in a bar.

          5. Charlie Witherspoon

            I should probably find younger bars.

          6. Rhywun

            FWIW I think quitters skew older. Don’t think of yourself as a “vaper” – think of yourself as someone who quit smoking.

  19. Yusef drives a Kia

    Wife in the Convalescent Hospital for 2 weeks, kinda lonely, Building Dioramas and drinking a nice Birthday present,
    North Coast Brewing, Brother Thelonious triple Belgian Ale, Apricot, I taste Apricot! and it tastes great!
    https://photos.app.goo.gl/oHRfWu99DzLDwMsX9

    1. mindyourbusiness

      Yufus, how’s she doing? OK, I hope.

    2. Tundra

      Sorry to hear that brother. I hope she’s doing OK.

    3. DEG

      I hope your wife is OK.

      1. trshmnstr

        Cosigned. Hopefully life gets back to normal ASAP for the both of you.

    4. Rhywun

      I hope she gets well soon!

      1. Tundra

        “Oh, what a stirring little anthem of wellness!”

    5. Rufus the Monocled

      Sorry to hear too.

      1. Yusef drives a Kia

        I appreciate the well Wishes, She has an infection in her only good foot so it’s being treated with an IV, and they thought it best for her to be in Care.
        It’s 4 blocks away, so Bella and i are gonna go have a Smoke with Momma Tomorrow, they will both dig that,

        1. Tundra

          Lol.

          You never cease to amaze, Yusef!

          1. Yusef drives a Kia

            My Wife also gives love to all the Glibs! in thanks for the kind words.
            Tundra, you my Brother, well, you and Tres!

          2. Tundra

            Haha! I could never keep up with the Glimmer Twins, but I’ll make sure you both get home safe!

          3. Yusef drives a Kia

            Back in the Day, they called my Brother and me that, I was Jagger, He was Richard, Good times!

        2. Rufus the Monocled

          Wait. You let your wife read Glibs?

          This is my expression:

          https://www.pinterest.com/pin/469781804861075949/

          1. Yusef drives a Kia

            She hears me Laughing, so to her its good, I’m not yelling and screaming, too much

          2. MikeS

            I hope she gets better soon, buddy.

          3. Yusef drives a Kia

            2 weeks, it sucks cause She misses a Gig I’m doing, and She always loves that, and no Doggie, so She’s Sad……
            But things are looking up, thanks Mike

    6. Count Potato

      Hope she gets well soon.

    7. Not an Economist

      Hope she gets better soon.