Today young Ted “Theodore” L had all his diapers thrown away and will henceforth wear underwear. And treat them like cloth diapers. Three times I tossed him on the shitter, and what does he do, he sneaks around behind a table, and as I come around (because I suspect he’s taking a dump) yells, “Go ‘way, Daddy! There no poop hewe!” You know who says that in my experience? Someone who just shit their pants. And, in fact, this was the case. Its like he’s more comfortable walking around with his own shit weighing him down than just doing what I asked. There’s a metaphor there, but it might be crap.
Former head of the CDC arrested for sexual abuse. Remember when they were just literal dog-fuckers. Maybe someone should take out a multi-billion dollar grant to study the epidemiological patterns of sexual deviancy in federal institutions.
Horse gone, Papa Johns CEO insists on closing barn door. To strain the metaphor, I’m rooting for a cow and lantern scenario.
This is pretty much how I see LA in my head.
When you look at the map of this dangerous “kissing bug”, it seems that the Jayne Cobb school of romance appears near universal in West Virginia and New Jersey. Anyone surprised?
For OMWC, safely back from Detroit, I thought I’d play something from the Motor City Madman’s finest musical days.
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Oh poo
My eldest was notorious for hanging on to those turds until the nighttime diaper went on.
Good times, good times
So, so happy my kids are all adults now.
Our second is potty-training her daughter. The daughter is being stubborn about it. Mrs. Animal and I just laugh and laugh and laugh. Grandkids are the revenge we get on our kids for our having been parents.
Yeah, when our son would complain about his stubborn as hell daughter (gee, I wonder where she got that) I’d just laugh and say “Payback time!.”
“Grandkids are the revenge we get on our kids for our having been parents.”
Also:
“The first half of our lives are ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.”
Clarence Darrow
My first took to doing #1 like a champ. Very few daytime or nighttime accidents.
It was #2 that was the challenge. She was good at hanging on to them so she rarely had any accidents, but she adamantly refused to evacuate anywhere but a diaper.
We had to get sneaky to break that one down.
I don’t miss those toilet training days. One of my kids was successfully toilet trained, then after a few months decided she was tired of it and reverted back. So we had to go through it all over again.
My thoughts and prayers are with you.
*Adds another reason to not have kids to growing list.*
^^^^ THIS!
“Distaste for cleaning feces leads to extinction of otherwise intelligent species”
“Intelligent species” don’t crap their pants for years!
Apparently it’s now a thing for hippie )or whatever they’re calling themselves these days) mothers to keep their kids in diapers to age five, or beyond. “He’ll self-train when he’s ready.”
Kindergarten and some first grade teachers are now having to deal with diapers.
Our daycare wouldn’t let our daughter go from the two-year-old room to the three-year-old room until she was potty trained.
We’re not quite there yet, but I dread something like that happening.
We’re in the run up to dad and say “poo poo” while grunting phase. I’m working on getting her to go stand by the toilet while pooping. The reward is getting to flush the toilet and watch the water.
My father-in-law bought a ton of Shopkins blind bags for my daughter when she was potty training. I was annoyed at first, but she would shit 20 times a day if it meant she got to see what dumb Shopkins was hiding in the box.
Both of mine, we started trying to train them a bit too early, so struggled through a couple months of wet and poopy underpants. Then they hit a point where they just started using the toilet on their own, and within about a week there were no more accidents.
Victim A: I parked my car ten minutes ago and now it’s gone!
Police: Not much we can do about it. We might not get home safe.
Victim B: Sometime last year some creep touched my ass.
Police: Non-violence with nobody harmed? We’ll get right on it!!!
That’s about right.
Sounds like he’s on his way to being a prog, what with the pants-shitting, and all.
Just kidding. Good luck, Brett.
*applause *
Quantum Shitting Through the Nth Dimension
On the contrary; he’s just redefining “shitlord.”
Piece of Shit has discontinued cancer treatment, still won’t resign. Buried in the bipartisan cock fellating is that Sen. Absent hasn’t been in Washington since last Decemeber. AZ voters, and this country deserves better. The Senate should be expelling his vacant cancer ridden torture addled husk, and the AZ legislature should be replacing him already. Fuck everyone in this story.
Ho Chi Minh’s revenge.
I believe he’s hanging on because an absent Senator is effectively a “no” vote, and even as he contemplates death, he can’t quite get past his spite and hatred of Donald Trump.
Here’s hoping for good news about that asshole soon.
His Twitter account.
https://twitter.com/cottonquotes
No, Cotton had morals.
When the news report of this first started I hoped it was going to be “Sen. John McCain who has been fighting brain cancer died in agony last night.” Alas, it wasn’t.
I suspect the drug laws that cause others to die in agony magically won’t apply to this fuckstick.
“After the bugs feed on you, they tend to defecate.”
Everything you didn’t want to know about the IRS
Ferrari 250 GTO goes for $52 million.
https://www.arnoldclark.com/newsroom/334-52m-for-the-world-s-most-expensive-car-why-does-the-ferrari-250-gto-cost-so-much
Henry N Manney, the Road and Track columnist, had one of those as his daily driver while he was living in Paris. He sold it when it got too clapped out to drive for like $2,500.
Would
Pretty. The record for on of these is $70 million.
Am I out of line in wanting to pull for Papa John?
No. He didn’t do anything wrong. We’ve hit the point where simply reading Huckleberry Finn out loud gets you ostracized for wrong think. The accusation isn’t that he’s racist, but that he used a bad word. Context be damned.
And these are the people who want to oust him. The CEO said nigger on a phone call with investors. Someone snitched. How do we handle this? I know! Let’s make the pizza delivery boy take diversity training!
When I heard that I immediately thought what a bunch of lousy leeches.
I read a good article the other day which outlines how this sort of behavior all makes sense when you think of social justice as an industry shilling a product (diversity/sensitivity training) though its professional class.
That’s an interesting take. I have never once seen someone peddling this shit mention longing for the day when microagressions are a thing of the past, for example. They just want the bitch fest to keep growing and expanding.
#MeThree
Was it investors? I thought it was an internal call discussing an ad campaign or such and Papa John Prime was calling BS on it, wouldn’t greenlight it, and those pushing it inside and outside the company used it to remove him.
Media training. Scratch much of what I remembered wrote above
https://www.cnbc.com/2018/07/16/papa-johns-founder-said-media-agency-tried-to-extort-him.html
Context be damned.
That’s the worst part. As I recall, he said it while quoting someone else saying it.
I’m just pissed that he didn’t simply tell everyone to fuck off.
It sounds like he did, and was removed for it.
He apologized.
Never apologize.
I don’t see why he doesn’t just start another company and kick their ass. You don’t want government pension funds investing anyway.
Non compete agreement? Intellectual property?
There is a website for that:
https://savepapajohns.com/
When referencing Detroit musically, always go with MC5…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XhQRFO4M7A
For me, Detroit means Kenny Burrell, Roy Haynes, and Tommy Flanagan.
You won’t support the Black Panthers houseband?!? Racist.
Exactly. I linked them yesterday because awesome.
Always love the Nuge.
Thought he’d have gone with wang dang sweet poontang…
Stranglehold.
Damn straight
Since it was dedicated to OMWC I thought ‘Jailbait’ but figured it’d be JTTCOYM
Re Papa John’s newfound wokeness (sort of): How’s Starbucks been doing since they went from woke to uberwoke? I haven’t heard much about them lately. Are they in the toilet or are they chugging along selling their charred coffee?
https://www.cnbc.com/2018/07/26/starbucks-earnings-3q-2018.html
So, if I read that correctly, CNBC led with Starbucks earnings going up but then, way down in the story it looks like most of the growth is from overseas sales and that US sales are declining or flat?
And now we know the real reason behind all the re-education efforts.
They are underperforming relative to the major indexes over the 6 and 12 months.
I’ll have you know I haven’t needed diapers for *decades*!
[runs away sobbing]
‘needed’…
Well, they help make his butt look bigger in jeans.
Actually, I could stand to lose some weight….
[runs off sobbing again]
Be careful, if you cry too much, you lose bladder control.
I’ll have you know I probably won’t need diapers for years.
Alright all, I’m off to spend the weekend at a shareholders meeting. Of course, the company is a brewery, so they do it as a big beer fest. Hold down the fort.
Happy trails!
5 drink minimum before the vote on executive compensation?
Do you know who else votes themselves more money?
I’m off to go bag an antelope (these euphemisms…) so these tits will have to hold you over for the weekend.
http://archive.is/nX5Z5
Numero seis muy caliente!
Did you know pronghorn are short giraffes?
I made a tragic error and sort of didn’t go to the dentist for 5 years. It was one of those ‘I’ll schedule that next week’ and never did. So this week I have spent 3 hours in the chair for a deep cleaning and have had first my right side and then the left side of my face be numb. The teeth look great and there are no long term negatives. But damn.
On the upside, my Jim Ross impression is on point, “My gawdah, stop the dayum match!”
+1 beaten like a government mule.
Actually I made the same mistake as well. Like you said it’s one of those things the longer you put off the less you’ll be likely to do it.
I have only been to the dentist three times in my adult life. I go when my teeth hurt, regular cleaning/checkups is a scam right up there with changing your oil every 3000 miles.
Detroit music
Detroit Breakdown!
Burning Man is next week, and the organization which runs it is really screwing themselves.
They rely on free labor to run pretty much everything. In fact, people pay to work a 40 hour week at Burning Man by buying a ticket to the event, trucking it out there 90 miles north of Reno in the middle of nowhere, bringing everything they’ll need to survive (including power and water), and usually take a week off of their jobs to do so.
The general deal is that if you work a 40 hour week at the event one year, the bmorg (or borg as many call it) will comp you a “staff credential” ticket next year when you sign up to work again.
Just like the airlines, the bmorg has (in my mind) a despicable practice of overselling the event because their statistics predict a certain percentage of ticket holders won’t show up, or will arrive late/leave early so as to keep the total population under the BLM mandated cap and avoid the massive fines they face if they go over the limit. Well, this year they oversold the event so much that the staff who are already on their way to the event are being told their credentials have been pulled and to turn around.
The organization has been pretty heavily mismanaged for a long time, which should be no surprised since its run by lifelong 70s hippies from San Francisco, and has relied almost entirely on the awesomeness of the attendees to keep it running smoothly. There have been some cracks forming recently that are turning into major fissures as they push those old timers to the slidelines in favor of what the community refers to as ‘tourists’ and ‘sparkle ponies’, which are basically anyone who is there to just watch and party without really participating.
That, plus the ever growing police presence cracking down on anyone and everyone for everything under the sun, might kill it very soon.
What’s actually happening at Burning Man? Why is it popular? Drudge had a picture of some kind of sexual orgy next to a Burning Man link. So is it like a straight version of a gay bathhouse?
Why is Big Bang Theory so popular?
Are you Judge Napalitano?
I’ve been 6 times and had a blast every year but one. The best way to describe it succinctly is a microcosm of all humanity has to offer, and about a year or more worth of life experiences crammed into a single week. It’s been transformational every time I’ve attended, in a different way each time. My life has always taken a major turn shortly after getting back often in very unexpected ways.
Yes, there are orgies that go for the entire time. “And Then There’s Only Love” is a camp known colloquially as the ‘orgy dome’ where you go to screw your brains out. There’s usually a line around the block, and the first time you go you have to get “consented”, which basically means you sit through a talk about what’s good behavior and what isn’t.
There’s ‘sound camps’ which are basically week long raves. There’s a ‘Thunderdome’ where people get nerf mallets and pulverize each other while people watch from all directions (literally, cause you can climb on top and look down). There’s flaming ski-ball, where the more points you score the bigger the flames that shoot out of the skiball machine. There’s various art cars like one shaped like the death star, charlie the unicorn, various rocket ships, and more, usually blaring dubstep, adorned with lasers, or shooting fire.
There’s lots of yoga, aerials, meditation, restaurants, bars, workshops, some Ted talks, random things like a ‘human car wash’ where you strip off your clothes and run through a soapy car wash while people wipe you down with their hands sticking in the sides, advice booths where anyone can plop down and give anyone who passes by and wants it some advice (good or bad…), and honestly more than I could possibly list here.
It’s different every year though because literally the entire event is put on by the attendees. The only things the org provide are the place, the Man (which obviously burns and is accompanied by a most fantastic firework display), porta-potties, water trucks to keep the streets relatively ‘paved’, the streets themselves, medical facilities, and a few infrastructure camps where you can buy coffee, lemonade, or ice (but thats all you can buy, everything else is free).
Sure, its a giant gathering of hippies partying in the desert, but its much much more than that, or at least it used to be.
Thanks. That was informative.
Waiting in a long line for an orgy……pass.
There’s ways to skip the line…
It’s always funny seeing single guys hanging around just outside it hitting on females passing by trying to get them to go in with them. So awkward.
How do they control the ratios at that event? My intuition tells he guys would outnumber women by a lot and that the demand for attractive women would far outpace supply….
Do they have an central planning orgy committee?
Simple – no single males. Single females are welcome, but all males must be accompanied by at least one female.
That sounds like a helluva lot of fun, tbh.
The Mormon girl who came with our group a few years back had a blast, probably more fun than the rest of us. It was funny watching her politely pass on caffeinated beverages in the morning then taking some Adderall later that night and not coming back to camp until noon the next day.
I never went because when I first heard about it in the early 90’s, people were saying it wasn’t as good as it used to be.
It’s apparently been in decline since the early 90s when they moved from Baker Beach in SF to the Black Rock Desert, but most people still have a great time even if they wish it was like it used to be, with ‘used to be’ usually defined as the speaker’s first year.
“It’s apparently been in decline since the early 90s”
My buddy glenn had been going every year for ~7 years (to help build for about a week) when he invited me in 2003 or so.
He caveated it by saying, “its not as cool as it used to be”. I never went. still haven’t gone.
I used to go to lots of outdoor festivals when i was a kid, and i followed bands on tour and spent week+ partying nonstop, etc. by my late-20s, i was already over it and found the idea of “Weekend in Amsterdam/Ibiza” far more appealing.
So, 90% idiots.
You must have worked in retail.
Its the little old ladies who you need to watch out for. they’re compulsive shoplifters.
Yeah, I’m certainly not one to take offense at someone else having a good time but far too much of a stoic (philosophy not descriptor) for that to sound even remotely appealing
Yeah, tons of idiots and mindless jerks. They’ve generally been outweighed by makers and doers, but the balance has been noticeably shifting towards takers bit by bit every year.
My best friend – who I haven’t seen in meatspace for 2-3 years now – was a big Burning Man guy, especially during the mid-to-late 90s. (??) Don’t know how involved he is in it now. Based on the photos he took, I wasn’t too keen on going. I really, really hate hippies. And lord knows I’m a weirdo myself, but I don’t get into people’s face about it.
There’s really 2 Burning Mans: the event during the day, and the event at night. The atmosphere and people are completely different.
During the day, its a hippy trailer park with some interesting workshops and art. At night, its the biggest and most technologically advanced adult Chuck-E-Cheese in the world.
I didn’t see this mentioned in the AM links, so: Robin Leach is having his champagne wishes and caviar dreams in heaven now
“An Indonesian court has sentenced a woman who complained about a noisy mosque to 18 months in prison for blasphemy.
The ethnic Chinese woman, Meiliana, burst into tears as presiding Judge Wahyu Prasetyo Wibowo announced the sentence Tuesday. She was taken from the court in handcuffs.
Prosecutors said the 44-year-old defendant violated the criminal code by committing blasphemy against Islam, the dominant faith in Indonesia, the world’s most populous Muslim nation.
Mobs burned and ransacked at least 14 Buddhist temples throughout Tanjung Balai, a port town on Sumatra, in a July 2016 riot following reports of Meiliana’s complaint about a mosque’s noisy loudspeakers.”
https://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory/indonesia-woman-irked-mosque-noise-convicted-blasphemy-57303218
It’s funny: I always hear that the majority of Muslims are peaceful, tolerant, and liberal, but I can’t seem to find any country that serves as an example of this…
Turks are about as tolerant as they get which says more about the rest of the Muslim world than it says about Turks.
And that’s mostly due to Turkey’s formerly insistent division between religion and civil government.
Sweden?
Sorta like SJW’s
Matt Bracken has an epic rant and learnt about the Senior Executive Service (SES) and how seep state they are.
You mean Seep date?
“Senior Executive Service (SES)”
Those are the Meals on Wheels people?
All right, which one of you is this?
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/revolting/corpse-abuse-memphis-759201
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/mugshots/general/unusual-suspects/ms-mara-paradox-923418
Good God…
They live?
OBEY!
No thanks, I think I’ll go throw up over here…
Holy bejeesus
That hair is terrible.
Look we don’t have sex with dead people, that’s not to say we won’t try to financially benefit from that sort of situation. I mean, they don’t care.
I got an Amazon gift card from a forum I help moderate, and used it to get a food grinder for my stand mixer.
Anybody have a good hamburger recipe??
You’re looking for Hamburger … Helper?
*Dons sunglasses*
/face palm.
It’s been a long week.
Go to Serious Eats.
Bacon, pepper jack, jalapenos, mayo, mustard, hot sauce.
Try doing steak tartare. (That said, I don’t have a recipe and you asked for recipes.)
Psssh. That’s easy. Hamburger meat and tarter sauce.
It mostly depends how much beef fat you want in your burgers.
This right here^
Don’t think ground sirloin is going to be good without some additional fat. Chuck and brisket for fat and sirloin, round or eye for lean. Mix and match for the right combo, but 60 fatty cut to 40% lean cuts isn’t going to be bad.
You can try pork shoulder for fat as well.
By the way the sausage stuffer adaptor tip for the grinder is nearly worthless. The grinder is not good at consistent feeding.
Good to know. Neighbor has a hand crank one that works great. He said it belonged to his grandfather.
In my opinion, chuck has the most “beefy” taste. So if you hand trim a chuck roast into pieces to get all the big pieces of fat out, it will make great burgers. It’s not worth the labor cost for a restaurant. But it shouldn’t take too much time if you have decent knife skills to make a small batch at home that isn’t too fatty.
I have a good beef taco spice blend recipe. I’ll see if I can find it.
You should look into sausage making
Going to piggyback on Trashy’s question, I’m retiring the Walmart special mixer I have and buy a big boy one, other than Kitchenaid any brands worth looking at, If Kitchenaid which model?
We have the Artisan. It’s been heavily used for five or six years and looks new.
Do they have the variety of attachments that the kitchen aid has?
Sorry, I wasn’t clear.
It is a KitchenAid.
Artisan is a KitchenAid model.
Too soon?
https://www.tee-amazing.com/toyotee-2
Horrible. I want one.
#metoo
“One of Obama’s biggest scandals was wearing a tan suit”
https://twitter.com/nowthisnews/status/1032105831318339584
That from the people who think they’re “reality-based”, right?
“Poor men love big breasts, the rich prefer them smaller –Study
Rich men love women with small breasts, the poor love those with big bust, study says.
There has always been the wonder of whether men prefer bigger breasted women, or women with a smaller chest. And as it turns out, it all comes down to how much money they earn!
Two studies dating back several years have finally shed some light on the question, pointing out some surprising factors.”
https://punchng.com/poor-men-love-big-breasts-the-rich-prefer-them-smaller-study/
Or is it the other way around? Men who love big boobs go broke.
That’s the kind of incite filled commentary that is the reason I come here.
Whom is he trying to incite?
So Q is pretty much homeless?
Living in a box
The backup singer is hawt.
That is the best worst fake guitar playing ever.
That’s a lot of coke.
But he’s never out of make-up
Or rich guys go for thinner ladies and poor guys are left with the fatties.
^^ this ^^
Chasing the chubby?
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/08/24/opinion/sunday/stormy-daniels-michael-cohen-feminist-hero.html
You’re going to have to read it to believe it.
“Which is why there is so much power in the fact that Ms. Daniels does not believe her job or her involvement with Mr. Trump or the payoff is her shame to carry. She wants him held accountable, and the justice system is actually stepping in. She is refusing to slink away, despite being paid to do exactly that in a pattern we’ve seen too many times from influential men seeking to maintain their dominance and avoid responsibility.”
The only thing Trump is guilty of is choosing the wrong tart to screw? WTF is he being held accountable to?
THE RUSSIAN PATRIARCHY
Get with the times dude
Like SLick Willy’s case it isn’t the blow job or the pay off it’s the cover-up. If he simply paid her off there would be no issue (there would, but it’d have even shorter legs than this one) but he had his fixer pay her off then tried to hide the repayment through various shells and that got him caught up in finance laws (which may be bullshit, but you could say the perjury trap Willy got caught in was bullshit as well) Basically hoisted on his own petard, play big boy financial games win big boy financial prizes.
I wonder if they really want people to go to the tape and remember what they thought about Monica Lewinsky.
Didn’t she recently get busted for hooking?
And?
Nope.
More poop news
I guess I should have saved some
A thread on Mollie Tibbetts and running alone as a woman.
I’mma just leave this right here. *irritated sigh*
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I have an honest question, because it blows my fucking mind that a few disgusting men cause all women to have to reshape their entire experience with running. But what – if anything – can those of us who are honest, mindful male runners do to help female runners?
*barf*
I bought Spawn 2 pepper spray and a knife until she’s old enough for a gun.
German Shepherds are also great running partners.
I really really really wish women would not see themselves as victims-in-embryo. Carrying yourself with confidence when you’re alone is half the battle. Carrying yourself like a victim makes you easy pickin’s.
Of course pointing out all the things you can do to protect yourself gets you called out as victim-blaming.
Well, sure, you can split lanes when you’re driving a motorcycle, but there’s always going to be one car driver who has to be a dick about it.
Of course pointing out all the things you can do to protect yourself gets you called out as victim-blaming.
Huh? My brother is a badass ninja black belt something or other, and has taught tons of chicks (including Spawn 2) to at least make it difficult for the piece of shit predator.
I will assume he is not an SJW who has a vested interest in keeping women from leaving the crab bucket.
Lol. No.
For starters, stop “not all men”ing, shitlord!
Could you maybe buy something heavier for Spawn 2 to run with Tundra?
That pepper spray and knife aren’t slowing her down enough to where an old creepy fat dude like myself can catch up to her.
Twitter, she’s doing it wrong.
My wife’s strategy is to ignore them until she gets annoyed and then give them the double bird and then scream at them, “What the fuck do you want? Are you gonna raise my two kids, too?! Fuck off!” I keep sending the guys from the jail past her route, they keep not wanting anything to do with her after that.
https://twitter.com/JuliaCarmel__/status/1032856893801328640
“You did not just use the word “ashkenormativity.” I refuse to believe it.”
Ugh… talk about kiss of death.
Ugh, don’t get OMWC and/or Vhyrus started!
What happened to Vhyrus? Did he finally succumb to some exotic STD?
I believe he pops up on Discord from time to time.
He needs to come back.
There’s a couple that escaped to Discord, or returned to TOS.
TW: ZH
Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey To Testify On Conservative “Shadowbans” After GOP Lawmakers Demand Action
Aaand, another topic in which I hate everyone involved…
Ditto.
Whenever someone links to Zerohedge, I play a game where I scroll down the comments to see how long it takes before some drooling moron screeches “JOOOOZZZ!!!”
This time it was the 23rd comment.
Is that higher or lower than normal?
About average these days.
The Jew hate in ZH always baffles me. It usually comes out of nowhere; people shoehorn it in to whatever discussion is taking place. It’s hard to read their comments.
There might be a drinking game in there somewhere though…
A drinking game you play with Manischewitz?
I love the (((people))), but that stuff is awful.
You should take all those numbers, correspond them to the Hebrew alphabet, and see what they mean.
HOLY SHIa7a7a2f27d4240fe25582c2f20e46694
2f816f06daef10d5d65eb05fec54e462
6806788492fe81026643a09ef0b67d5e
bb6be841658c73b873eff781f9dcee87
e71e5d4e0c8597706a435e3af2fe7a69
I cannot recall the last time when I had to read even three comments when (((they))) were not mentioned.
Back from Ann Arbor – ~4 hours of total driving so I can be there for ~4.5-5 hours. Why? Uh to get out of town.
Big traffic slowdown on the way back… because a semi broke down on the shoulder and needed a tow. Somehow this made traffic slow down to a 5mph crawl for 2-3 miles. So we can all rubberneck at the pretty blue-n-red flashing lights.
Record shopping was a meh – not too many records left in my want list and they’re getting rare enough that finding something without shopping online is getting near impossible.
One of the art galleries was actually really good – I saw three pieces that I would be happy to own but $2400 is a bit steep for a mid-sized painting, considering the most I ever spend was $250 for a mid-century artist.
Mustang returned 24.8 mpg average. Would have been better if the first quarter tank was all local driving that I’ve done the past few days (where I got 15mpg – lol).
That’s actually pretty good!
If your upper limit is $250…yeah, lots of original art available…if $2400 is steep perhaps a new pastime?
https://www.theblaze.com/news/2018/08/24/ocasio-cortez-caught-in-another-stunning-act-of-hypocrisy-heres-what-she-did
For some reason, the picture at the top made me think of this story:
https://www.wral.com/woman-who-bit-ex-s-testicles-cleared-of-malicious-castration/17791971/
They could pick better pictures of her. Just like the left could have picked better pictures of Michele Bachmann.
She could stop advocating pain and misery for her constituency.
In other news, not everyone can be Tupac
http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2018/08/24/sony-reportedly-admits-it-faked-several-michael-jackson-songs-on-posthumous-album.html
Drivers line up for food truck while stuck in traffic after fatal crash
Has the owner been arrested yet for unauthorized entrepreneurial activity?
Ponch and John went there to write him up, but they found him helping deliver a baby for a women who went into labor. They took over for him and let him off for being such a groovy guy. Then Ponch made a joke that John didn’t get and everyone laughed, then froze in place, then laughed, then froze in place, then John got it and laughed, then he froze in place, then everyone laughed harder, then froze in place…
And Sgt Getraer shook his head and walked away.
Legal Remedy Brewing
Legal Remedy Beerthday Celebration!
We’re tapping into a couple of NEW Barrel Aged beers tomorrow…a sneak preview before these are released in limited bottles next week! Look for these on tap back in the brewery:
Volume 6: Maple Syrup Bourbon Barrel Aged Imperial Stout
ABV 10.2%
This Imperial Stout was brewed with pure maple syrup and then put into maple syrup bourbon barrels where it aged on cocoa nibs. Huge on chocolate notes with a pleasant bourbon finish.
Volume 7: Apple Brandy Barrel Aged Imperial Stout
ABV 10.2%
Imperial Stout aged in Apple Brandy Barrels. Notes of apple, coffee, and chocolate, rounded of with a warm finish.
“The Problem With ‘Hey Guys’
A broad coalition of English speakers—teachers, retail workers, ice-cream scoopers, and plenty of others—is grasping for a more inclusive greeting.”
https://www.theatlantic.com/family/archive/2018/08/guys-gender-neutral/568231/
The Atlantic, covering the tough stories.
Is there a problem with “howdy?”
Probably.
Hey y’all.
That is all.
Am I allowed to use that?
reckon so
The recent campaign to ban “ladies and gentleman” demonstrates that there’s no end to this.
Micheal Buffer hardest hit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6eQ78HCGEA
Ponch and John went there to write him up, but they found him helping deliver a baby for a women who went into labor. They took over for him and let him off for being such a groovy guy. Then Ponch made a joke that John didn’t get and everyone laughed, then froze in place, then laughed, then froze in place, then John got it and laughed, then he froze in place, then everyone laughed harder, then froze in place…
Dammit. Brooks’d it
No, it’s good. I was trying to calculate how many and what brand of beers you were on.
I guessed 4 wood chippers.
Haha. One Moose Drool and a half a shot of Buffalo Trace. Had to work today or I’d be in a little deeper by now.
Getting geared up for fantasy football draft in…shit…12 minutes. I’m out
Good luck!
Take Adam Theilen. He’s gonna have a great year.
I was one pick from getting him, but my brother was picking before me. He wasn’t going to pick him but he did because my 6 year old nephew was begging him. And I’m supposed to be his favorite uncle!
Probably already been circulated…. but this is sort of interesting
In the week before the election, the FBI claimed it has super-speed-reviewed the entirety of the Weiner-Laptop emails that Comey said were required to be reviewed re: the Clinton investigation
They did it in 3 days, and declared ‘nothing to see here’.
I thought it was hugely implausible, given that it had taken over a year to go through all of clinton’s server-accounts.
However, media assured the public it was able to be done so quickly because all they needed to do was cross-check the meta-data on the email tags (to, from, date/time) with those they had already reviewed? and presto, 90% of them had already been given the once-over. The few ‘new’ ones were quickly and easily dismissed.
This sounded technologically plausible (if less so from a legal standpoint, where due diligence would normally requires more) at least.
It turns out, that’s not what actually happened.
And the FBI immediately gave them back.
No, seriously, they did.
Honestly, Watergate was such a dull story compared to this shit.
Founders’s Dirty Bastard
~ Scottish Ale
I give it a 78 on a scale from 0 to Guinness
So I’m only having two more, and that’s it, tonight