One of my good friends is having a baby (essentially a zero sperm count is not the same as a zero sperm count) and I asked if I could build something for the new baby. This is the same one I asked about a scotch recommendation for, and thanks to all that replied. Ended up with Macallan 18 year. Anyway, they asked for a changing table so I did some research into a design and came up with a 3 drawer dresser topped with a tray that holds a changing mat and sections for diapers, wipes, ointments, and anything else they may need to grab.
Off to the lumber dealer I went for some slabs of poplar:
Lumber from a lumber yard typically isn’t in your standard 2×4 or 1×8 format. It’s sold in board feet, where 1 board foot is 12 inches by 12 inches for a 1 inch thick board. The thickness (or thicc-ness if you prefer) is measured in quarters, so a 1 inch thick board is 4 quarters, 2 inches is 8 quarters, and so on. So now you have to do some math (math is hard!) and figure out how much board-feet you need. The boards pictured are sanded and trimmed so that they are 13/16ths thick and about 10 to 11 inches wide. Knowing this I figured I would need about 50 board feet.
The lingo would be “I need 50 board feet of 4 quarter poplar in 8 foot lengths.” Basically a dime bag.
Step one is to cut up the boards into widths I needed for the frame. Then a few passes through the planer to get it to 3/4ths of an inch. I check with a caliper and can get it close, and I think I planed the boards to 0.745 inches. I didn’t want to use screws so I cut a bunch of tenons and figured out where I needed a corresponding mortise. Don’t get me wrong I don’t have a problem with screws, and love a good screw as much as the next guy. Something like a 4 inch cabinet screw for example will really hold. But I thought mortise, tenons, and glue would hold it just fine. Here is the frame and one of the side panels:
Then I added the other panel and frames and glued everything together:
The sides are recessed panels, and the spaces for the 3 drawers are 8 inches tall – enough for a good 7 inches of drawer depth.
The top was made with 5 to 6 inch wide boards with tongue and groove joinery, because every groove deserves a nice fitting tongue. It shouldn’t be too tight or too loose, it should just slide right in. Here it is being glued with the frame in progress:
The top for the changing mat was the most difficult to figure out since it was all dadoes, rabbets, and glue:
Everything needed to be precise and when I dry fit the pieces it went together great:
But something happened when I put the clamps on it and when the glue dried it ended up with little bit of a warp to it. Not enough to make me want to redo it, but it’s close.
The next step was to make some trim for the base that coordinated with the panel sides. I made a jig that would allow me to make repeatable cut outs with a router, and I used a ½ inch dado bit set to a ⅛ inch depth. Basically just the tip. They came out really well and only needed a little bit of sanding and some squaring of the corners with a chisel:
The next step was to make the drawers taking into account the thickness of the drawer slides. I used a bunch of 3/4 inch plywood scraps I had lying around and used a type of locking rabbet joint to hold everything together:
Somewhere through the course of time ¾ inch plywood stopped becoming ¾ inch plywood and became 0.7 inches thick. This ended up making the drawer box a smidge short. Basically, I cut the depth of the groove at ⅜ inch when I should have made sure the remainder of the groove was ⅜ inch and the groove depth was more like 0.32 inches in depth. What sucked is that the process of cutting the rabbetts was one of those “1 hour of setup, 5 minutes of cutting” jobs with the table saw. Rookie mistake and I used some flat washers to shim the drawer slides out a bit.
Since the plywood edge would show I glued a thin strip of wood on it so it would look nice. They make these long rolls of thin veneer strips with glue on one side that you just iron on. I used a chisel to cut the ends at 45 degree angles so it looks like the box was made with mitered corners:
A note on chisel sharpening – sharpen your chisel as often as you can. If you can get someone else to sharpen your chisel that’s fine too. Maybe on days when you’re home with nothing to do, whip it out and give it a good sharpening. It only takes a few minutes and you’ll be really glad you did when you’re finished. Don’t rush the job either, just nice, slow strokes.
After some sanding and trimming of pieces that were a little too proud (proud is woodwork-ese for “sticks out too much”) it was time to spray the first of two coats of primer. I use a shellac base primer that you can spray right out of the can – no thinning needed. I also use a cheap Harbor Freight HVLP sprayer for everything. The 1.4mm tip leaves a smooth finish and it only costs $15. I have used siphon feed and pressure feed guns but I felt the finish wasn’t as good. If the Harbor Freight gun ever craps out I will just buy a new one, but I clean mine in between uses and it’s worked great for a few years now. The first coat will often lift the grain and create a rough feel to the surface so I give it a little rubbing with some 200 grit sandpaper. Just a little rubbing as you don’t want to take off what you just put on. Just enough to leave a smooth surface. Here is the final result:
The frame and drawers are a cream color and the blue color is hopefully a cheese eating surrender monkey, I mean French Country tone. I’m not good with colors, but this is pretty close to what I envisioned the final product to look like. Time to go work some more of my wood.
Bad ass.
Also: euphemism alert!
“Don’t rush the job either, just nice, slow strokes. “
Thanks Sean! Lots of euphemisms in this article. I wonder if I set the bar too high for my next one.
A fun read. How much time did you put in on it?
About 4 weeks off and on. Couple of hours here and there during the week and full days on the weekends. If I did it straight from start to finish probably a week and a half. But with all of the setup it’s one of those things where I could build ten in three weeks.
No kidding. I found myself strangely aroused by the prose of this post.
I took ashit on a three-drawered changing table once.
Speaking of rabbets….
Very nice, I covet your garage/shop.
It is a nicely arranged space, no?
The dust collection system alone greened me up and it looks like he has room to swing a dead cat if he wants, I’d kill for dead cat swinging room.
Ah, I was wondering WTF that Robby the Robot thing was in the background.
Thanks! It’s a 12′ by 15′ space off our garage that I cram everything in. It’s all on wheels so I can “pull it out” into the rest of the garage. These euphemisms are getting easy. 🙂
I have a 4′ by 10′ folding workbench that takes up most of it and some large cabinets that house most of my tools.
Beautiful work.
I am the happy owner of a corner china cabinet my father and grandfather built. Your friend will treasure this. And, if not, take back the Macallan 18 year!
I would have guessed the guy already drank the whisky.
Thanks SP! This was my first piece with drawers. If I built it again I would do a few things differently, but my friend sent me a picture of it sitting next to the crib and it looks like it should work out great for them.
Awww. Sweet.
Has the baby arrived yet?
About 4 more weeks. The baby is big so maybe it will come early.
Ha. Tell that to Web Dom. She was a 10 pound July baby, 2 weeks late.
I’ve almost forgiven her….
Looks nice, shocking to think you needed 50 board feet, but I’m used to using cheap-ass plywood and once you figure 8×4 a couple times I guess it makes sense, even for a small project you’d need a lot.
Nice post but I think you probably left off a few definitions that will have left people questioning.
I’ve been all dadoes for awhile now.
Glue is your friend. Screws are for suckers.
Sounds painful. It better be worth it.
I have a good bit left over, so maybe 40 board feet would have done it. Especially with a few design changes.
That looks great!
Have you ever done mitered corners and biscuits, instead of mortise and tenon?
I have not. My miters tend to not be square so maybe someday when my skills or tools improve.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmHUheU_pe4
I think I linked the right one. There are a few guys online that show how to make these. This kid is great. I tried to learn to dovetail with hand tools. My hands aren’t what they used to be. Table saw is better. If you master a table saw you can build a freakin’ space shuttle with one.
This took me forever to get right, but here’s some dove tail joints that I’m proud of. I wouldn’t recommend unless you are already good it at or are willing to screw up a ton of lumber.
https://imgur.com/QmfprKm
That turned out sweet!
Very nice work!
Nice! I have a dovetail project in mind that I want to do. I’ve never done dovetails before so I’m sure I’ll go through a lot of wood.
Great Furniture Building! Wood craft is Awesome! And you got the entire build in one post, Wow
Thanks Yusef. I left a lot of details out to keep it short. All in all, took about 4 weeks to complete.
Sounds about right, you did a Great job, I know it’s a lot of detail and planning to make it nice, and it is!
I figured it was mostly planning and figuring things out than actually working on it. The 4 weeks doesn’t include the drawing and research into the design.
I was reading, her page, where she was talking about targeted harassment.
https://twitter.com/ashtonbirdie
And poof, now it’s gone.
“Bokhari: This Is What ‘Election Interference’ Actually Looks Like
The purge of the right on social media was once a slow trickle, with high-profile bans happening only occasionally, and then subsiding. With just three months until the midterm elections, the Masters of the Universe in Silicon Valley have turned online censorship into a cascade.”
https://www.breitbart.com/tech/2018/08/20/bokhari-election-interference-actually-looks-like/
Oh, fuck off.
He has a point. Just because a restaurant is privately owned, doesn’t mean they can piss in the soup.
They can (or should be able to refuse to sell me soup.
To me this is one of those cases where it’s legal and wrong.
Yeah, this is where people need to put their money where their collective mouth is and patronize the alternatives or start some up themselves. You can’t complain about freedom of association and then get mad when a private company kicks you out. It’s like the people who complained about Barnes and Noble killing corner bookstores in the day who never set foot in a small business. The alternatives exist, but they don’t magically turn into a YouTube market share overnight. You’ve got to actually go and frequent them.
I think part of it is their user agreements. If they started out by saying, we can kick you off for any bullshit reason, including but not limited to simply disagreeing with you, perhaps they wouldn’t have got so big in the first place.
The thing is now there are all these people, including politicians and legacy media, screaming that these social media giants let Trump win. So they need to do something. They feel justified in their demands partly because these companies received a bunch of government benefits and favors from politicians. And legacy media contributed much of the content on their platforms.
Ashton Whitty was detailing some of the kickbacks and collusion right before her Twitter got shut down.
It’s not that they are refusing to sell you soup. They are claiming to serve you soup (an open platform) but instead serving you piss (censored bullshit). Free speech isn’t just a right to speak, it’s a right to listen.
They are plenty of people who have been banned for life from Twitter for awfully flimsy, dubious, and obviously selective, reasons. What would it take for someone to get banned from McDonald’s or Walmart for life?
What would it take for someone to get banned from McDonald’s or Walmart for life?
Challenge accepted.
Free speech isn’t just a right to speak, it’s a right to listen.
I don’t know how I feel about that. My “positive right” alarm is going off right now.
Bake the cake, take the photos, provide the flowers and deliver the pizza.
Nice looking work, I. B.
Plywood dimensions are a constant hassle. Since most (all?) cabinet plywood is made in metric countries, maybe it’s supposed to be an even number of millimeters. Or it’s just manufacturing variation from lot to lot. Or if it’s Chinese plywood, variation from one end of the sheet to the other.
I made a changing table for my nephew and his wife, when they unexpectedly quit the No Babies Club. I used quartersawn red oak, because I already had materials on hand, and did open shelves instead of drawers. I made it 36″ tall, which is taller than typical for a changing table, and my nephew said it works out really well, he doesn’t have to hunch over the table when they’re working.
Yeah I’ve had plywood vary from one end to another. Not by much and not really visible to the eye, but some pieces fit tightly and some are loose.
This piece is about 36 inches high as well. It’s a good height for hunching over.
You make it look easy.
A long time ago I attended a lecture on joinery. I don’t remember all the details because it was a long time ago, but I remember the guy giving the talk segued briefly into talking about humidity causing warping on table-tops if you don’t put the boards together right. Any concerns about that here?
I have two Lee-Enfields with loose butt-stocks. Well, they’re loose during the winter. In the summer the wood swells from the humidity and they aren’t loose anymore.
What are the stocks made out of? I have noticed pine moves more than harder, denser woods. I would think a stock would be pretty stable due to it’s small size.
I made a table for my inlays out of pine where I glued and screwed everything together. I haven’t seen it since I gave it to them and they haven’t said anything, but I wonder how it’s holding up.
Enfield stocks are either walnut or beech. European species are different from American species.
English Walnut for British made Lee-Enfields from the start until after the Second World War. I forget the date of changeover. After the changeover, either beech or birch until the end of production. I don’t remember the variety.
US and Canadian made Lee-Enfields are usually Black Walnut, though I think some used English Walnut.
Aussie and Indian made Lee-Enfields used imported English Walnut when possible, local hardwoods when not. India used Mahogany and other local hardwoods during the World Wars (I can’t remember the others). The Aussie used Queensland Maple and Coachwood when they couldn’t get English Walnut during the World Wars and I think a few other times, but neither are well suited to gun stocks as they tend to split. The Aussies picked the best they had available. Once they discovered the splitting problem, they usually fitted the stocks with brass plates to help absorb recoil and prevent splitting.
I don’t know anything about what woods Nepali or Pakistani manufacturers used.
The above are woods as originally manufactured. Rifles that went through Factory Repair (either marked FTR or FR) or later conversions to newer patterns of Lee-Enfields might be fitted with replacement stocks using whatever wood the factory used at that time.
One more note about Lee-Enfield stocks: Sometimes when the manufacturers weren’t using English Walnut, they would die or color the stock to look like English Walnut. Since they were almost always using woods other then English Walnut as a wartime expedient, dying stocks was something wasn’t done for very long.
Both are English manufacture. One is 1901 dated and is definitely English Walnut. There are no markings indicating factory repair or conversion. The other is Second World War production that, post war, went through FTR (Factory Repair) and conversion from the No. 4 Mk I standard to the No 4 Mk II standard. I don’t know what wood this rifle has, but I think it is the original English Walnut stock.
Loose butt stocks plagued Lee-Metfords and Lee-Enfields throughout their whole service life. The British tried all sorts of solutions to get the butt stocks to stay steady.
“The British tried all sorts of solutions to get the butt stocks to stay steady.”
Except the simplest and most obvious one.
Use a single piece stock?
They did on the Pattern 1913 and Pattern 1914 rifles.
There was a reason for the two piece stock. It allowed a unit armorer to more easily adjust a rifle’s length of pull for a soldier. However, I’m not certain the benefits outweighed the problems. I’m reminded of Jeff Cooper on the Lee-Enfeild’s cock on close mechanism: “A solution in search of a problem.”
See, I would have gone with:
“These euphemisms!”
You can get warping depending on the layout of the grain patterns, but also if the table top is screwed directly to the base. In the latter case, the wood can’t expand sideways, causing stress and probable warping and fracture. There are multiple preferred methods of attachment.
Nice.
I think McGinty just became my favorite commenter. More articles I.B.
I will definitely have more posts in the future.
So you like my posts more than Q’s? 🙂
I like Q’s posts, but in my short time for checking Glibs tonight, I read yours and not his.
Though I’m certain I will make for not reading Q’s posts by carefully reading them some other day.
I like someone’s Reloading articles……….
But IB has a good one going there….
You are correct. I can watch or read about woodworking all day. I am looking forward to more of this. Good photography also.
I love this guy: https://www.youtube.com/user/PaulSellersWoodwork
I’ve read a few of his things. I enjoy Roy Underhill on the Woodwrights Shop, Clint Harps new show somewhat (wish he went into more detail but that’s not what most viewers want to see), the Samurai Carpenter, and if course Norm Abram.
I did the whole write up on my phone, pictures included. I was worried it wouldn’t be easy to submit but I believe it went through okay.
I remember watching Roy Underhill when I was a kid. I didn’t know it was still going. Wow.
I just started watching Samurai Carpenter. Really like his work. And your post IB!
Thanks Gustave! My only complaint is he does a time lapse of his work (which is still cool) when I would like to see more of the technique and tools.
Seconded.
“Since the plywood edge would show I glued a thin strip of wood on it so it would look nice”
Cheater…
I have never done that. I dont even know how to iron on those veneers made for that purpose.
*looks at sky and whistles*
Yeah, I don’t even own the trimming tool, as far as you know.
Yeah but it makes the plywood edges look better. Plus I had the plywood laying around. Next time I will try making drawers out of maple and just clear coat them.
I enjoy wood working. I have a modest amount of tools in my shop, but my greatest asset is access to a saw mill. My dad has a timberking 1220 portable sawmill. Over the years I sawed up tons and tons of cedar, oak, pecan, walnut, cherry, and maple. It’s stored and dried and ready for use. I’ve built cedar chests, oak tables, cedar and maple coffins, a cherry chest of drawers, a walnut craft table for my wife, cedar shelves for my house, a pecan mantle, and many other things. I wish I had more time to do that kind of thing.
Your work is very nice I.B. i appreciate the skill, and probably more important, patience that goes into making things look nice.
Thanks Lachowsky! I would love to have a portable mill but don’t have the space, the money to buy it, and the time to mill up lumber. At least not yet. Maybe when I retire someday…
I’ll take one Cherrywood Telecaster body, roughed out, I’ll do the pickup insets,,,,
Seriously, you got a slab that large? i’ll buy a shape.
I doubt it. Large cherry trees are fairly rare around here. Almost everything I have is sawed in 1× 4,6,8,or10. It’s possible I’ll run into something that big at some point
Can you do a Block Build? about 2″x 22″x 24″ would work for a blank, then I/You can rough the shape, I have several templates
If I run across some cherry that big, I’ll keep you in mind.
I hear there are some really big ones near the Whitehouse in DC. OK, I know there are, I saw them. And damaging public property is all the rage right now, it could make you a hero now that a literal Nazi is in the whitehouse. Get the chainsaw out, what are you even waiting for?
I could go carve swastikas in them so that I could get some protestors to cut them down for me. I may have leave a chainsaw laying around and an instruction manual though.
Just so you know, the type of wood has almost nothing to do with how a solid-body electric sounds.
Don’t mention that on guitar forums. That is like talking about how deep dish pizza with pineapple and a dash of artisinal mayo is real pizza.
You’ll have people commenting for hours.
What did you build with the pecan? I haven’t worked with it before. Asking around I get mixed reviews, some say hard to work others say they had no problems.
I built a pullout cutting board for my grandparents kitchen. It was made from alternating 1inch wide strips of pecan, walnut, and maple, that were doweled and biscuited together. It was not difficult to work with, but what I was doing was pretty simple –
Plane, cut to length, rip to with, join, and then dowel, biscuit, glue, and clamp.
Once I found out portable sawmills existed I wanted one. What is the price tag for something like that? Do you need a huge shed to dry the wood? How dangerous are they? I think the market here is underserved and I could help people mill up some wood instead of wasting it. Thoughts? So excited to do something like that. I don’t even know what I need to know.
https://timberking.com/product/timberking-1220/
Thays what dad has. It’s around 7500 bucks or so. You can spend much much more if you want something more automated. This one is pretty bare bones.
When dad bought it neither he nor any of his sons knew anything about milling wood. What we found is that it’s hard work, but not technically difficult. Having a level track is probably the most important thing. Other than that, being able to get the centers at the same height on either end of log and being able to figure out what each log will saw into is not difficult to do.
You need a shed that is exactly toy the right size to fit the amount of wood you plan on drying.
It’s exactly as safe as you are. Stay away from the business end of the blade and dont roll logs over on yourself and you should be fine. Also wear safety glasses because saw dust sucks in you eyes.
I am absolutely amazed at the skill and creativity of you, McGinty. Are these things learned or trial/error? Somewhere along the way you have had a great teacher with lots of patience. I had wood shop in school and my step up book shelf wobbled from the first day. I doubt if my mother could keep the alarm clock on it. My cribbage board was short a couple holes. Artists see things differently than those of us with no imagination.
I use a chain saw to cut firewood, if it’ll go in the stove its perfect. Maybe not stack well because of the varying lengths but its all my talents allow.
Good show, Sir.
Thanks Fourscore! It’s definitely been trial and error. Lots of planning and sketches too. I never took wood shop in high school and just recently started this hobby. I think I started with simple projects that involved mostly square cuts so that was a real confidence booster.
My creative friends see things totally different than I do. They can take throw away stuff and make art projects. For example 1 friend used old fuel oil tanks and made cows out of them. To me they were rusty old scrap storage tanks. I see things literally as opposed to folks like you that see a dresser hidden in that wood. You are able to find those things that I can’t imagine.
I remember reading that Michelangelo said he didn’t create the statue of David, he only let him out or words to that affect. Keep up the articles and good work, I’ll sharpen my chain saw and do what I can do.
I walk through stores and see things I can Re purpose for my Dioramas, and a lot of other things as well, everything can be something else, just imagine it…..
/Artsy Fartsy Bob
“Trump was a slut, in other words, and the Dems are shaming him. They didn’t bat an eye at male infidelity in their own ranks. Hush money and cover-ups and (especially) sluttishness are fine—on their side. And they are making much of Trump’s alleged pay-offs because they hope it will persuade enough pearl-clutchers in the Republican Party to run for the fainting couches in the Senate cloakroom, explain “oh my stars, anything but sex,” and vote to impeach regardless of political will.
Well, sorry, but with the exception of a few sad relics like David French and Ross Douthat, the people running for the fainting couches when it comes to sex these days are on the Left: the college Tumblristas who think vague squinted eye contact is a form of rape; their professors who cover up for each other when male students are sexually assaulted, but try to crucify male students who are falsely accused; and the entitled vampiric Hollywood royalty who shriek #MeToo about advances from producers even as they rape little boys, pay them off, and then blame their dead lovers when called on it.
The rest of us healthy adults have internalized the view that man is fallen, and wealthy and powerful men tend to fall more than most, but this does not preclude them from being good leaders when history calls on them. As the libertarian pundit Cassandra Fairbanks put it on Twitter: “Bill Clinton is a rapist. Trump had consensual sex with babes.””
https://amgreatness.com/2018/08/22/the-slut-shaming-of-donald-trump/
Interesting – Mark Levin earlier : If they accuse Trump of a crime by paying off Stormy with his own personal money, what about all of the congress critters that have used congressional slush fund (taxpayer money) to pay NDAs over sexual harassment? Will they all be charged as well?
The swamp is about to shoot itself in the dick.
Congress critters are the whores that get paid off. Trump did it the wrong way.
Always envious of an accomplished woodworker. Great article, great piece. I just got Roy Underhills first book which starts, find a nice oak tree and chop it down…I love wood and trees and have always been scared to dive into woodworking because what the hell do i know… maybe enough to get me over the hump and try and make a few simple things.
I’m certainly not accomplished but have just improved my skills over time. I did a lot of refinishing of pieces from Goodwill so I saw how things were made. I think that helped me figure this project out.
Good to know. Thanks! Gotta start somewhere. Watching Norm Abrams makes you want to not even try but I should be inspired instead of afraid
I would say start with a simple project with right angles and go from there. Norm is a bit intimidating for sure since he cranks out pieces in a weekend that would take a normal person months.
Now that is how you give your good friend a gift. I usually will buy them a round.
I usually give them a long rant about how I don’t believe in charity and gift giving is a scam cooked up by the gift industry. I don’t really have friends anymore.
I don’t have a brother and this guy is probably the closest friend that I would consider as one.
That changing table/dresser will be in the background of family pictures for years to come. When they are looking at those pictures together when the baby grows up, your friend will point and say, “I B made that.” It’s always nice to have little stories to hold a family together.
I do hope they get lots of use for years to come. I was (and still am) worried that it’s not exactly what they want, but at the very least it will work for a few years.
Great work, I.B. I’m typing this response from a desk my dad and I made out of cherry about ten years ago. My mortise and tenon work is still rather iffy, so I tend to rely on pocket screws for most of my joinery needs. I’d love to buy a place with a barn I can turn into a workshop to hone my middling skills.
I have made a few things (this one included) where after I was finished I felt the tenons could have been a little bigger or longer. I bought a mortise machine and that has made near perfect mortises, but even that takes some practice.
Cohen is alleging that Trump paid the gold diggers off for the “principle” reason of influencing the opinion. Questions: Has he paid of chicks in the past when he wasn’t running for office? If so, wouldn’t that indicate that paying hush money is a regular thing for this guy? Is I B McGinty your real name? Is that your real picture?
Shit. Trump has been doing that for forty years and everyone knew it. No one cares. Even if it was for the campaign he used his own personal money – not a crime.
This whole thing is horseshit.
I wonder what these fuckers think will happen if they manage to pull of a coup? Things will just go back to the way it was? They dont understand that Trump was elected because the corrupt, incompetent so called elite had jack shit left for credibility. Are they really willing to completely piss away the legitimacy of this government? Burn the world so they can be king of ashes? It is incredible to me.
Upping the stakes and crossing the line of acceptable behavior. I used to think politics was a nasty, dishonest exercise. Just got a helluva a lot worse.
I just think that democrats have pretty much given up on winning elections and have decided that it’s their time in history and that they’re going to rule, no matter what. I saw this coming all during the Obama years. If the plebes cannot elect them, then either the plebes are too stupid for their own good or Russians, take your pick. No matter. The next democrat to win the presidency will absolutely refuse to leave office under the claim that if they do, we could elect another Trumputinhitler or worse. I really do not see how anyone seeing what is going on now, can refuse to believe this. This is very dangerous stuff.
Here is a slightly lengthy article from today that goes into some detail about why it doesn’t fucking matter which TEAM the president plays for.
TW: anger.
Well, it certainly does not matter which team Trump is on, it matters that he is a threat to the status quo. Something that Obama was supposed to be and what a joke that turned out to be.
I am a little more optimistic, but not much. They want to but they have zero chance of being successful at it.
I thought it was his real pic until he started talking about retirement. Damn dude, you ain’t retired already?
“Questions: Has he paid of chicks in the past when he wasn’t running for office?”
Yes, including his two ex-wives.
Sounds like woodworking makes you mighty poplar.
It has and I might branch into other projects.
Wood you guys stop the puns.
They’re just oaking around.
Dang. I need to reload more frequently.
Knot your fault.
Wood y’all stop it with these puns already!
He gets down to the root of the problem.
Leaf it alone already.
Look at all this… working with wood like tree murderers. Even some things they call clamps to torture the dead and decapitated trees. And then what is this place? Obviously this is just another dungeon where toxic masculinity is used to destroy the world.
Trees are people too…
Whatever can be used to devalue being human is a people too.
Hi McGinty I envy your joinery skills I can frame and if you don’t look too closely my interior finishing is not too bad. But, I’ve never been able to do furniture or cabinets.
Then there’s my dad who built wooden boats – no straight lines, right angles or constant radius curves. I can’t even.
I’ve got a bunch of his teak scraps and an idea for a project within my abilities this makes me want to get started.
More please.
Yeah don’t look too close at mine either. 🙂 I have built a few cabinets and they have a few mistakes in them. I have done some remodeling and trim carpentry which I think helped with this and other projects.
Building a boat sounds awesome. They’ve been doing it for thousands of years so how hard can it be?
https://youtu.be/Lv7HulVsen0
My next project
Yeah. We are gonna expect an article on that one.
I’m just kidding. Not that it isn’t doable, but I think that would take years of effort and years off my life in frustration.
It is cool as hell though.
I was just kidding. Actually it looks more doable after some study than I first thought. You can probably buy the metal frame and then just fit the wood pieces to it. Whever fitted those on that table was a master. It is seamless.
Oh hell no…
Damn, that is amazing. I want real time vid on how you did that. If any nano-tech is involved, you are sooo disqualified.
Pass.
The table or the leggy blonde?
You take the table. I’ll take the blonde.
There’s a table? I’m going to have to watch it again.
Holy shit.
Yeah.
Ha, I remember when that ad went viral the first time around – that version is such a copy of a copy it’s laughable.
IIRC the company makes/made furniture for yachts – lots of Very Expensive pieces that are expandable like that.
Great, now I have to watch Fight Club for billionth time.
Oh, very nice article I.B. I’m just not cut out for woodworking. I’ve tried building speakers a couple of times. They sounded fine, but looked bad.
Thanks Count. A lot of it is having the right tools. When I got a table saw the number of things I was capable of doing increased dramatically.
I sold my Powermatic 66 a while back. I wasn’t doing any real woodworking and the damn thing was huge!
I look forward to replacing it someday. Right now my Triumph is eating up a lot of shop space!
I have a Delta from Lowe’s. Not a high end Delta so it has a couple of flaws. I hope to upgrade to a Laguna in the near future, one with a 50″ cut capacity. I have found that feature would have been handy on a number of cuts I have done over the years.
If I buy another one it will be a SawStop.
The other tool that makes me sweaty is this.
I found that a ton of my table saw work was knocking down sheets. Track saws are perfect.
https://www.grizzly.com/showrooms/mo
My wife’s lives about 3 blocks from this place in Springfield,MO. Everytime we go up there, I have to resist the temptation to go look around. They have some very nice that I shouldn’t be buying.
*wife’s aunt.
They make great stuff. I had one of their drill presses.
This thread is making me uncomfortable…
“hey make great stuff”
And use 30 year old computers.
30 year old computers
30 year old computers still work. Everyday I work on a 200 million dollar continuous casting machine that is controlled by 30 year old reliance automax industrial computers.
Oh My!
“30 year old computers still work.”
That’s just heinous. Death ray emitting CRTs and mutant causing aging yellowed plastics doing their 2 transactions per hour. Bogus!
Oh, and that is some very nice work. I wish I had that sort of talent. I mean, I have talent, it’s just mostly bullshit and developing software in some cryptic shit that most people cannot understand, let alone appreciate. I have a jealous of the hard arts.
I am science and engineer minded and artistic ability was something I never had. I took an art class and drew too much detail per the instructor, but I think the attention to detail is when helped with this.
Well, your passion for the work and devotion is showing. Good for you, this is what it’s all about. I’d definitely enjoy seeing more.
I love it!
I’ve come to appreciate the pocket screw, but the old ways are the best ways!
AS an equipment geek, I’d love to see more of the setup.
Great article.
I may do another article on my shop space and why I bought the tools I bought. I’m always curious about that from other people.
It might be a great collaborative article. Not all of us are Suthern or Lach with unlimited space 😉
I.B. isn’t it nice that your work is appreciated? This group, of which we are a part of, is interesting, Gracious, and Crazy, and a whole bunch of great people!
Good job again IB, and Good work Overlords, you make it possible
Fuck off, Tulpa.
Well You’re a Towel!
Wanna get high?
Too late!
/get’s it
Yes a big thank you to those that make this site possible and to those that have commented. I try to read most of the articles when I have time and the wide range of subjects is astounding. In fact, your diorama article is what inspired me to write this one!
See Tul… I mean Tundra,
I for one enjoy other people hobbies, I have built some Decks and Hand rail, but Furniture is a step above that, so Your Build is fun to see come together,
and I’m not Tulpa, ATM
Yeah, sure.
/skeptical
Stop lying, Tulpa.
Next Tulpa will be telling us that the V in HVAC is not for vacuum. And then we will all laugh at it.
My grandfather was a carpenter by trade and several examples of his works are shared around the family. Dad built his own clocks (and airplanes and other stuff) and my brother built spec-homes before he moved on to storage units.
All of that talent in the family and my projects look like Homer Simpson’s barbeque grill. I have great ideas, and know how to do step by step, but my fingers just do not work as they should. I have the mechanical talent of a bonobo.
Beautiful work, I.B.
… Hobbit
Thanks Hobbit!
Bonobo’s are famous for being good with their hands.
https://imgur.com/k0wiq1A
The kids are growing up too fast these days.
It’s a tough world, brother.
They know.
Cute.
Don’t let CPS see this!
We tried to warn everyone that boxed wine has to be banned, but no one listened.
In case of Mueller firing, break glass: Democrats prep an emergency plan
And what is the emergency plan you may be asking: Congressional action and protest rallies are among the contingencies being planned if Trump tries to shut down the Russia probe.
They smashed that glass years ago. It’s fucking hilarious that they think they’ve been self restrained at all up to this point.
Trump should just fire Sessions and hire a real AG who might take a serious look at Rosenstein and not recuse their self from all of this like a worthless fucking pussy.
This is really great! I’d love to show my woodworking father this *points at this one post*, but then I’d have to explain this to him *spreads arms wide*.
If your Dad doesn’t know you by now….
He will never ever ever know you
Hey Dad, do you want to see this great website I frequent.
Dad, “sure. I’ll look it up, glibertarians right”
/dad clicks on late night HM post
“What the fuck is wrong with you son?”
^ this guy gets it ^
all my friends know I’m a Libertarian, and all of my friends think This place is nuts, and they can Fuck Off…
So all of your friends are Tulpa?
I guess so,
I shared goldilocks trucking article with a lot of people and got positive feedback. I dont think anyone I know in the meatspace comes here with any frequency though.
“and all of my friends think This place is nuts”
Yusef, just tell us where we can go to beat them up. I’m near orgasm just thinking about it.
This pretty much encapsulates all my efforts to recruit family members.
I steered a few libertarian leaning friends to TOS a few years back. Agile Cyborg convinced them all libertarians are nutty perverts.
I don’t know of any libertarian sites that one can steer interested friends to. And if there are, they can’t be a hoot like this one!
I steer friends to NRO. If they find their way to libertarianism from there, that’s their cross to bear. But NRO is a decent halfway house from the progressive madhouse for which the left offer tenancy these days.
I told my dad about this place, but ashes don’t react very much.
This beer is wonderful, I mean wow. Pours a nice medium amber color with lacy white foam on the glass. The flavor is difficult to describe, it reminds me of a Malzbier or the original Christian Morelein, damn this is good *makes note to get more*.
Atkien Landbier</a<
Well, shit, at least the links work.
What the fuck is that skunk piss sitting next to it? SMDH
You are a victim of fake news.
Late to the game. That is awesome McGinty!
Thanks Own!
Speaking of framing… dad and I are building his new bathroom. We’ve done steel framing most of our lives, he much longer than I (obvs), but still, it’s no picnic going from nice, regular steel tracks and studs to wonky pine shit that splits if you glance at it wrong.
And the fucking plaster on lathe people used to do… fuck me, I hate mudding, but I’d hate to be the fuckers installing that happy horseshit. I hate busting it out.
!/4″ board and Float, get’s right through that Pegboard, Easy Peasy,
Never even heard of steel framing. Stud walls is all I’ve ever seen built.
It’s stud walls, but with steel studs. Rather than nailgun your wall together and raise them into place, you screw your studs to the steel track in place.
Huh, I did a video for a house company that made only like 4 variants, and they were all still wood studded. Like I said, something I’ve never even heard of.
It’s mostly commercial building, which is what we mostly do. Fire rating is the big concern.
Oh, like in Die Hard, Ok, now I get it. Why didn’t you just say that?!
I see it in commercial buildings here. I don’t see a whole lot of wood framed commercial work anymore. Maybe remodel only, with existing framing?
It’s used for some/all? new residential construction in Japan.
It’s all we use. Don’t think its required, but termites, bro.
That looks nice. comment on content done.
I told my father about this site. I am bracing. He might troll us. He can be a real shit stirrer.
So we should be expecting a Suthenman?
More like german, spanish or portuguese for ‘Asshole’. That is one of his favorites.
Super smart guy, excellent education, more worldly experience than you can believe but he is pretty scrappy. He has a low tolerance. He would probably fit in well if he hung around long enough to get to know some of us. We will see if he even shows up.
http://reason.com/blog/2018/08/22/trump-might-be-a-criminal-but-so-is
Its TOS, but damn they hit the nail on the head. I was trying to say this yesterday, but this does a very nice job of it.
I dont recognize the author, but my hat is off to him.
He works at Cato on criminal justice issues.
“Donald Trump has been credibly accused by his own lawyer of participating in a conspiracy to violate campaign finance laws.”
Define credibly.
And let’s totally sweep away the huge client-attorney violations committed by the police, prosecution, and Cohen.
Thays kinda the whole point of the article. It’s about why that happens.
I get your point, but I’m sure he violated some campaign law, just like every other person in Washington.
Very likely, but just not the one they are accusing him of.
That’s just it. The law is written so broadly that, as here, even spending your own money can be a violation. Absent the Supreme Court imposing a new condition as they did a year or so ago for honest services theft, this law is a problem.
I don’t have the power to release comments from moderation, but I do have the power to view them, so let’s take a look at what a first time poster said:
Sandi
In reply to Sean.
I took ashit on a three-drawered changing table once.
Just once? Any changing table that gets even moderate use is going to get poop on it more than just once. It is a changing table.
I don’t think Sandi was talking about childhood experience. These Tulpas are getting weird.
Once again I am reminded why to be grateful for moderated comments.
You should have seen what was in the Spam folder.
Which is funny because my friend said “I’ll let you know when he shits on it.”
I have an idea that I am hesitant to see implemented.
I really like custom/bespoke stuff. I’ve had jewelry, knives, artwork, clothing, soft goods and furniture all made before, and I’ll probably have more made in the future.
It’s really hard finding people who’s work that I like, because I typically don’t want all my stuff to look similar, so I use multiple craftspeople.
It seems like there is a lot of talent here, it might be worth putting together a section like the recipe one, but for people willing to take commissions.
Then again, I’d hate to be dissatisfied with what I paid for and start hating some of you. Hating more, I mean.