SEA SMITH GOT CURIOUS AND SIGNED UP FOR ANCESTRY.COM. HE MAKE STARTLING DISCOVERY: FAMILY NAME WAS ACTUALLY LEVY, AND THAT CHANGED FROM LEVIATHAN.
SO MYSTERY SOLVED. SEA SMITH’S TALENT FOR COMEDY IS GENETIC, HE JEWISH COMIC! HE NOW INVESTIGATES GETTING A BRIS AND BAR MITZVAH, TO MAKE CLEANER SEA-RAPE.
DID YOU HEAR THE ONE ABOUT THE JEWISH SAILOR? HE SHIPWRECKED. WHEN THEY RESCUE HE, THERE TWO SYNAGOGUES HE BUILD. THEY ASK HE WHY TWO. “THIS ONE I GO TO, THE OTHER ONE, I WOULDN’T SET FOOT IN!” SO SEA SMITH RAPE HE.
HAHAHAHAH, SEA SMITH IS FUNNY JEWISH COMIC! NOW NEWS:
SEA SMITH TRY TO GET THERE IN TIME FOR FUN BUT JUST TOO LATE. NEXT TIME, SON.
THIS LOOK LIKE WAY FOR SEA SMITH TO GET SOME EXOTIC VACATION. AND CURRY. THEN RAPE.
SEA SMITH HAS ALIBI! THIS HAPPEN ON LAND!
SEA SMITH THINK RUSSIAN PEOPLE VERY FUNNY, TOO. BUT STILL, HE NOT PASS UP OPPORTUNITY WHEN PRESENTED. AND BY PRESENTED, HE MEAN… YOU KNOW.
HMM, NOW SEA SMITH WORRIED. HE SEND DNA TO 23ANDME TO CONFIRM ANCESTORS AND MAYBE THEY SHARE WITH COAST GUARD…
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Can Sea Smith handle freshwater like Lake Michigan ?
Now hit my mother-f’in Theme Music !
Sup Tres! I might play a few slots tonight, and I don’t gamble, I do however Gambol, so there’s that…..
Finally…a good one.
So, you just go around clicking on all the unknown links from these guys? Man, you are either seriously naive, or seriously believe in the best of human nature.
If I can tell it’s Youtube, it’s probably not going to be too perverted.
Well, and to be fair, it wasn’t an HM link.
It’s my sure-fire plan to confuse the Feds. All the crazy links here create noise to hide the things I don’t want them to know about. It’s genius!
On that note, didn’t you have a post on VPN a while back? If not, could you?
I never use less than two VPNs at any time. From laptops, phones, other mobile devices.
Pretty sure it was just a comment, but I can write a post, sure.
*adjusts stylish tinfoil pillbox hat*
I go through 7 proxies.
I was thinking it was just a comment.
So, from my early research, I guess I understand the basics. My main question is “which one?” Also, now that you say you use at least two, that raises more questions, like how do you use more than one.
Oh, also, being a tight-ass, which free ones are good? 🙂
+1 Jackie O.
VPNs solve an important, but limited set of problems.
What’s your main concern?
Snoopy assholes. I don’t need it for confidential work or illegal activities, I just want a little privacy.
VPNs are great security when using untrusted, “open” networks like free wifi. They are great for keeping your home ISP from knowing what you’re doing.
But, now, you have to trust your VPN provider instead of your ISP.
I use my own (AWS/Azure/work datacenter hosted), as well as a commercial provider. The best commercial provider I’ve used is Private Internet Access (PIA/ London Trust).
Yeah, I never knew there was so much bad music until I got on this site.
1st loser!!!
You’re the first loser?
Yup. I have a very fragile ego. I’ll take whatever first I can get.
Somebody get this man a participation ribbon!
the View from my balcony, Colorado River, before We bailed out of the place and came to Avi, nice view.
https://photos.app.goo.gl/iY58HZjY9E2RUQmn7
Nice!
That’s beautiful!
Did you take any little Army men along to work on?
Little Army Men. I just know Yufus will enjoy it. 😉
No, and I miss them……….
Really, I miss my Dog
That’s our weekend spot…sit in the river and drink beer. Life is hard
Who was it who recommended Merchants Saloon in Oakland a few threads back? We’re here now on the way home from the A’s game. You were right, a great dive. Let us know if you stop by, I’m in the A’s color Hawaiian shirt in the darker area behind the bar
That was me! Yeah, I like that place. You still there? I was planning on staying in tonight, but…it’s only a few blocks away….
Sorry, didn’t see this till now. You were right on the details and the excellent jukebox, we put together a nice set of Little Feat and shot pool. Hopefully we can connect at a future Glibs meetup, there’s lots of us in the Bay Area.
Welcome to the tribe Sea. (((We))) salute you.
Found at the Instatwit link:
…diners who are easily swayed by bullshit.
I’ve done that for over the top service or accommodation, but, you know, at neighborhood joints. So breakfast was $15 instead of $7.50.
I’ve never gotten service that over the top.
You’re not a sweet woman. Although, on the tubes, we don’t really know, do we?
Don’t tell Rhywun xe can’t identify as a sweet woman!
You don’t get the “head” waitress?
I always request the non-head waitress.
How about a head waiter?
Bartenders that are friends who have obviously fronted many drinks get 100% tip in cash…
Otherwise I start my 15% tip counter the minute I enter an establishment and typically it goes down more than up
I’m typically a 20-25% tipper. There are times I’ve gone well above that for good reason. Party of eight, 16 bottles of wine, no corkage and only charged for half the courses we ate. Yeah, 100% tip on those dinners.
Yep that’s when it counts. I have only done a less than 10% maybe once. Average is 15%. Now if they were okay, its 15% cash. If they were shitty they still get a tip but on the card. I like to reward those who serve me well with monies they can pocket and not claim.
I’m a good tipper for good service. I have often had excellent bartenders who pour an extra shot “no charge” and I absolutely tip them the cost of the drink. They know their business.
“‘Falling stars challenge’ is a morbid new Instagram trend”
Seems purely comical to me. But Russian humor is like food. Not everyone gets it.
In other news, some artist in India is a complete hack:
https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-45149478
Um, is this supposed to make me woke? Because it makes me yawn.
Jesse would probably like the reimagined covers.
lol, I was gonna say, she’s not really making a point, she’s just tantalizing different groups of people.
Thanks, bitch! Hawt
Welcome, Tulpa.
She needs drawing lessons.
Also, for the Spider Woman cover maybe she should have just traced this Spider Man cover instead of trying to draw Iron Man.
Hawt
Fuck You!
Super man is thicc, also, she’s a bad artist.
High School project?
Relevant: chick armor
That said, I do wish hot, female superheroes could just be hot, female superheroes without other virtue signaling nonsense.
My father in law is stuck in those floods, last heard from him yesterday, but their house is on a hill, so hopefully they’re fine.
Oh, crap. Hope all is well.
I hope they get through it OK.
.y friend’s family is all in Kerala. Immediate family is safe, but some of his extended family has been impacted by the floods.
Moving forward, it remains to be seen whether or not the bizarre craze makes it way stateside. Hopefully, no social media enthusiasts will harm themselves in pursuit of the perfect #fallingstars2018 photo shoot.
I think if they do hurt themselves, it’s evolution in action.
We can only hope.
Um… they are aware there’s no actual falling involved – aren’t they?
Waiting for 30 years now
I found this Yesterday, Get Hammer and Sickled!
https://photos.app.goo.gl/JktwnADYf7yxdPdWA
https://photos.app.goo.gl/ecGdBfafJULsqW586
Was it good? Wait don’t answer unless you have the state approved correct answer.
Haven’t opened it yet, need to finish a 2 Minute Hate first…….
I prefer the Hate Week myself. There are some good lines on that bottle though.
“Surprisingly Satisfying!”
It’s like it was bottled just for the Glib’s Amusement, I was told it’s good, no reason it won’t, But I have filled my Proletarian Quota, so the local commissar has upped my Chocolate ration from 15 oz to 12 oz! isn’t that great!
Neat, it’s even the color of the blood of wreckers and kulaks!
My Wife asked why it was Red……………………..
“A taste worth standing in line for”
That is funny
I knew this Crowd would enjoy it, it’s half the reason I bought it
/like minds, Glibs, You get it,
Now you have me wondering if “V” stands for Vladimir.
P.S. Who makes it?
Here, this place needs looking over BRB…..
http://realsoda.com/
Our 5-Year Plan: Drink a bottle a day and become a Hero of Socialist Flavour!
Could you imagine if there were a Naziade?
Well, there was this.
LOL!
“The final solution to beating Old Man Winterstein”
Oh, if it doubled as an oven too…..never mind.
Btw, you SOBs in the coastal states need to keep your wildfire smoke to yourselves. We’ve been socked in for weeks and I now use three different eye drops daily, including one prescription drop. On the really bad days, I’ve developed a slight wheeze. And I’m not even get paid for this anymore.
It’s partly them, but those fucking Canadians started it. At least up here.
Yeah, Canadian smoke here. Can tell by the accent.
At least it’s not as bad as last year. That was the worst summer I remember and that includes before the Califuckicans got field burning banned. This year the westerly flow is bringing in fresh sea air…. oh, sorry Spud.
Two years ago with the Pioneer Fire. The family cabin(THAT HAS BEEN IN THE FAMILY FOR 65 YEARS) was inside the roadblock. Went up there once in August to now the lawn. Sat down here and ate smoke for two months.
I’m not even get paid for this anymore.
EARN that pension check, Couch Boy!
I did. Just ask my knees, back and shoulders. And bring me another cocktail, this one’s almost gone.
Vodka, lemonade, splash of Perrier. Gonna walk down the street and get some top notch Thai food in a little while.
Add some blue curaçao for an Electric Lemonade. That’s my drink for tonight.
? will pick up some curaçao next time I’m at the liquor store.
Actually, I think a true Electric Lemonade should have sour mix instead of Perrier.
A lot of the online recipes call for carbonated lemon drink, but I use 4C since I make it several drinks’ worth at a time. And I use more vodka than most recipes call for. 🙂
That sounds delightful. *stares sadly at Vodka Dew*
Mountain Dew? Eeeeewwwww.
vodka + gatorade pairs well, too
And you get back the electrolytes you piss out.
In college we drank cosmonauts; Vodka and Tang
Vodka and lemonade? Are you Irish?
Nice. Grilled fresh sockeye, saute’d carrots and white cheddar mac and cheese.
His neck, his back, his…..
I really don’t want OMWC to lick, uh, I’m just going to step away…
my neck, my back, my neck and my back
Keep you eye on the Lee, be sure to hold on.
When the Santa Anas Blow……..
The way the season always went is we would spend late spring and early summer fighting lightning fires in Northern CA, and late summer and fall in Southern CA fighting Santa Ana fires.
Yeah, it’s starting to look LA in the 60’s. Although the sunsets can be nice.
https://photos.app.goo.gl/7crcNyFD9ZgRAgUr9
As the Desert Burns…….
Judge Napolitano: How Teddy Roosevelt and Woodrow Wilson Destroyed Constitutional Freedom
Mister Napolitano. He’s no longer a judge, is he.
Your comment is shallow and pedantic.
I agree with you Ted, same with former political office holders, not that they should be addressed with respect anyway (no more than anyone else surely).
Why did I read the comments
Because…. Tulpa?
/You’re a Towel!
Shorter comments: It’s not tyranny if I like the results.
Boulevard Whiskey Barrel Stout for tonight. I think it’s an OK beer, I don’t think it is anything exceptional. I see it is well reviewed at Beeradvocate, but I’m not overly impressed by it.
Funny, when I went to beeradvocate’s site, I almost typed in “boobpedia”.
Isn’t that Q’s Domain? The Boobs not the Beer,
There are boobs enough for everyone.
How did Napoleon lose in Russia?
Cause of the brandy ?
General Winter?
Hubris.
The better question is where did he keep his armies?
In his sleevies.
Buccaneers? To hold up his buckin’ glasses !
His armies? FORD
Found
On
Road
Dead
In his sleevies
In his sleevies
Tummy troubles?
Holy Mother of Muzzle Flash
Yeah, I think Ive seen M109s more discrete. Thats something else.
Important things to know on a SMITH links:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkbLYqwjQOg
So it’s not tired of your shit?
STOP BUYING different Guns
Glock doesn’t make revolvers.
My wife is wondering if any of you or your wives have had a home birth. She thinks it’s very libertarian because you’ve got more control and less government oversight that way.
In before the “kids are the worst” people show up.
Also, kids are the worst…
?
I’ve delivered a couple of accidental home deliveries.
That’s awesome, your own kids?
Not mine. Professional house call.
He was trying to find a loop-hole with child support.
My wife toyed with the idea of laboring for a while in the bath before heading in. After the first one she has changed her mind for 2 reasons. 1) she has very quick labor. 2) her sister had an emergency delivery at around the same time and barely made it to the hospital in time.
Personally, I’d rather just take her to the hospital and not have to fret about taking a 7cm dilated pregnant woman to the hospital amid contractions.
Has Straffin been around? I know he claimed to be camping but I wonder if he had been near an airport…
Google “Paizuri” or パイズリ and you know my feeling on that.
I did enact that labor for you, slaver. All I got was:
パイズリ
パイズリ（、）は、乳房を使い男性のペニスを刺激する性行為である。 イギリスでは、フレンチ・ファック ともいう。 左右の乳房の間にペニスを挟み、両乳を上下に動かすのが一般的とされるパイズリの大まかな定義は、「乳房で男性器を刺激して性的興奮を促す行為」である。 近年はアダルトビデオや風俗産業などの影響から、多くの人が思い浮かべるのは、豊かな胸（巨乳や爆乳）の谷間にペニスを挟んで行うプレイである。 これによって得られる男性の性的快感は趣向によるところが大きいが、必ずしも乳房の形やサイズなどと相関せず、また一般にさまざまな体位でのパイズリが可能である。
Its greek to me.
[“Paizuri” is the sexual act of using your breasts to stimulate a man’s penis. In England, it is called a “French Fuck”. The penis is sandwiched between the left and right breast and both breasts are moved up and down…]
You get the point.
Just call it what it is, a tittie fuck. That way, you don’t need to waste time describing it.
I do.
After all, the girlfriend isn’t called “Jugsy” for no reason.
It’s how you earn your whisky money??
Camping? Doesn’t he know STEVE SMITH loves campers? And by “loves” I mean…
My hands stopped hurting. Could be the rum.
“IF YOU CAN NAME THREE THINGS WHITE PEOPLE CONTRIBUTED TO SOCIETY THAT DIDNT ORIGINATE FROM AFRICA OR ASIA , I’LL CASH APP YOU 20 RN”
https://twitter.com/AliyahMonetTV/status/1029817977011675136
1. English
2. Computers
3. Shift keys
That’s funny. She got owned.
Twitter
/mic drop
And that thread is a perfect example of why I want nothing to do with twitter. One response I liked:
So judging from this tweet thread, and some other bits and pieces I’ve picked up, there is a new “movement” or whatever that claims that all major cultural and scientific discoveries were made by black people? Or at the very least derived from something a black person did? Am I right? Does anyone know the back story behind this line of thinking? It seems shockingly ignorant.
youtuber hagbard Celine did a bunch of videos on them.
We wuz kangs.
I tried, but wow that guys comes off as an arrogant, pedantic prick.
Huh, I never got that vibe from him, but I didn’t watch a while lot of those vids either.
I’m fully willing to concede that it may just be me.
Coptic Faith tried that same shit in the 50s and 60s.
Just read Malcolm X’s biography.
Maybe they look back 50,000 years when the ancestors of all those inventors were Africans? But really, how smart and powerful could the Africans be if all their inventions got stolen and popularized by people too stupid to invent pointy sticks?
Not everyone’s favorite person, but a decent takedown of this newly vocal Democratic Socialist movement. Especially the background of the Jacobins.
Newt Gingrich: Democrats have no idea what demons they are unleashing
Uber reportedly lost $891 million in the second quarter
You have to seriously try to burn through that much cash. Even with hookers and blow that takes some effort.
$4.5B in the same quarter last year or over the entire year? Annualized $3.6B isn’t anything to sneeze at either, and they’ve got about 2 years cash remaining? Someone is really going to love acquiring those tax credits later.
They’re gonna fail hard if they keep doing this. Their business model should be lean and cheap.
Fucking around on meme generator and came up with this. Any text I should add?
No, it is beautiful just the way it is.
NO SILENCERS for Home Defense
Interesting perspective. Here’s a comparative chart.
https://www.m1911.org/loudness.htm
I’m looking at 20ga and .357 in home defense situations. Not a huge difference in decibels. And I’ve fired a 12ga outside numerous times with no hearing protection.