Coming Attractions and Saturday Night Open Post

Next week we continue our run of great articles contributed by the Glibertariat. In addition to Part 4 of Suthenboy’s reloading series, we’ll have regular features from Not Adahn and Tulip, and–if we’re super good–Web Dominiatrix and SugarFree.

Many quality pieces are on tap from new and used contributors. Wait, that didn’t sound right. New and veteran contributors. New and seasoned. New and not-so-new. Um…new authors and people who have written for us before: WTF; Gadianton; mexican sharpshooter; I.B. McGinty; Waterfall Insurance; SP (oh, that’s me); and Evan from Evansville. Yusef Drives a Kia is on vacation, apparently without his little Army men.

And, of course, you’ll be getting your regularly scheduled Daily Links as well, because we never under promise and sometimes over deliver here at Glib HQ.

OK, that’s all I’ve got. Saturday Night Open Post commencing in 3, 2, 1…!

Comments

142 responses to “Coming Attractions and Saturday Night Open Post”

  1. Ownbestenemy

    Changes my mind. Smoked meatloaf with hatch chilies that I roasted earlier. To the smoker and the bottle! First?

    1. After a quick google, Hatch chiles are just anaheim chiles that are grown in Hatch county NM, I know that climate and soil can make a difference but this seems a little like the Vidalia onion scam where the locality maters simply because people say it does. I grow dozens of different chiles some super hot some super tasty and I’m in Ohio for fuqsake.

      1. Ownbestenemy

        Yeah so you wanna fight? They are in season right now and THAT is what I am going to make. Now where is my beer?

      2. Count Potato

        Vidalias aren’t a scam, because the lack of sulfur in the soil makes a difference.

        1. Spudalicious

          Walla Walla Sweets the size of a basketball are in season, so I’ll hold off on Vidalia’s Until I can’t get a superior product.

          1. Gustave Lytton

            I’m already crying that the season is almost over. I do like the smaller sized ones though.

          2. Spudalicious

            They are huge this year. The ones I grew turned out the same. The red and white onions were a little more reasonable.

          3. Chafed

            These euphemisms.

    2. Spudalicious

      Smoked meatloaf, ftw.

      1. Ownbestenemy

        Yep. Using mesquite this time around with a sweet glaze. Love summer time and sitting outside letting myself baste in the aroma of smoldering wood.

        1. TARDIS

          smoldering wood

          Chicks dig it too.

          Don’t for get the brine yourself with good beverages.

          1. TARDIS

            *looks at 3/4 full cup of coffee*

            Note to self: No posting before finishing 1 cup of coffee.

    3. egould310

      God bless you.

  2. Yusef drives a Kia

    I have most of part 3 ready, but here’s a taste,
    https://photos.app.goo.gl/hjZnCZk1Qt1Pz2dj7
    and this lttle Journey may warrant a post of it’s own…..
    Hi SP!

    1. Yusef drives a Kia

      Second! in Arizona, Land of the Messy Sharpie………

    2. DEG

      Nice work!

      1. Yusef drives a Kia

        Thanks Guys! I’m Working on pt 3 right now, good stuff, and I’m shooting pt 4 already. Well not here, but I am writing…….
        /need to play Slots…..

    3. Ownbestenemy

      That’s awesome!

      1. Yusef drives a Kia

        TY Sir!

  3. Count Potato

    I think I might write an article on yoga. Jesse insists it would be worthwhile. So I’ve been mulling it over.

    1. Jesse just wants to see you in yoga pants.

      1. Count Potato

        I’m sure I’m not his type.

    2. egould310

      Yes please. Want to start yoga and would like any insight.

      1. Tundra

        Set up in the back of the room.

        Trust me.

        1. egould310

          I get it.

          There is a daily yoga session on the bluff, overlooking the ocean here in Long Beach. I jogged by last Friday, and omg there were so many cuties just stretching and getting warmed up.

          Yeah. I’m going to start some yoga.

          1. Tundra

            Do it. Beyond the scenery, it’s really good for your strength and flexibility.

            Extremely humbling.

  4. Trigger Hippie

    TW: Slate

    https://amp.slate.com/business/2018/08/californias-proposition-58-has-created-a-whole-lot-of-second-homes-and-rental-properties.html

    How dare people make smart long-term investment decisions that benefit their offspring for generations to come.

    1. Ownbestenemy

      That law is going to help myself and siblings when my parents take the eternal nap. Fuck the LA Times and fuck Slate.

    2. Rhywun

      It’s an intergenerational transfer of wealth that upholds a system in which out-of-state, immigrant, or first-generation homebuyers wind up shouldering a disproportionate tax burden.

      It’s almost like the solution writes itself.

    3. Grumbletarian

      According to the California Legislative Analyst’s Office, the inheritance exemption cuts $1.5 billion from the state’s property tax intake each year—or 2.5 percent of total statewide property tax revenue.

      CA is only extracting $60 billion a year in property taxes out of its residents?! THIS DESPICABLE INJUSTICE CANNOT STAND!!

      /proglodyte

    4. Grumbletarian

      As the Times reports, “as many as 63% of homes inherited under the system were used as second residences or rental properties last year” in L.A. County, home to more than 1 in 4 Californians.

      As many as 100% of the people who read that article will believe that statistic to mean 63% of inherited homes were used as rental properties.

      1. Rhywun

        Nobody needs more than one residence.

      2. Tejicano

        Thinking the way these derps would – I assume that a hefty chunk of those “2nd residences” were counted as such if the heirs took more than a week to move from current residence into their parent’s place. Hell, maybe any overlap was enough.

    5. Fuck you, cut spending.

  5. Spudalicious

    I need to repost CP’s post from the last thread. It’s just too delicious.

    https://twitter.com/AliyahMonetTV/status/1029817977011675136

    1. Suthenboy

      That is really sad.

      1. Spudalicious

        But the ensuing history lesson is epic.

        1. Suthenboy

          It is but they left out the concept of self-ownership and private property rights. And then there is that little matter of outlawing and ending slavery, something that continues to this day in much of Africa and Asia.

          1. Count Potato

            As far as I know, the San never had anything to do with slavery. And their notion of property was whatever most benefited their continuation through the survival of their children.

    2. Suthenboy

      Mostly sad because she isnt african or asian. I assume she was born and raised right here in America, a native American just like me. Her heritage is western European/ Enlightenment no matter how much she wishes otherwise.

      “Thank God my grandaddy was on that boat” – Muhammed Ali on being asked what he thought of Africa after his pilgrimage to Mecca.

      Someone has screwed that girl’s head up.

      1. Spudalicious

        Welcome to the age of Post Modernism.

        1. Spudalicious

          And if you look at Antifa and all those fighting against “white supremacy”, the majority of them are white and college “educated”.

      2. KSuellington

        Indeed. I believe that Ali said that though after he returned from his fight with Foreman in Zaire.

    3. Count Potato

      Oversimplified history: Asians invented a large number of things. Bantu never invented shit.

      In fact, I’d argue the San, while technologically primitive, were culturally more advanced the Bantu in that they were much more peaceful, self-sufficient, and resistant to adversity.

      1. Suthenboy

        One of the best cooks I have known was a black fellow in Natchitoches, La. His cuisine was a work of art. Best Duck l’orange ever, hands down and a plum sauce that would bring tears to your eyes.
        English speaking black guy cooking french and cajun food. Born and raised right here in ‘merica, my American countryman.

        I dont know of any African restaurants in Louisiana.
        This poor girl has a cartoon in her head.

        1. Count Potato

          Not to be overly pedantic. I would say he was cooking Creole, not Cajun food. Acadians are white folk.

          Although, there are African restaurants. I ate at a very good one in NYC. My date was Filipina.

          1. Gustave Lytton

            Ethiopian food is great.

          2. MikeS

            I grew up being told they didn’t have food in Ethiopia.

          3. Gozer the Gozerian

            My soon-to-be-beaten smart ass always told them, “Send them *this*!”

          4. Chipping Pioneer

            Doro Wat FTW.

          5. Suthenboy

            He was cooking classic French. He was a trained chef. Classic french in a hole-in-the-wall restaurant in a awful little house converted to a restaurant in a bad part of town.
            It was fantastic. Unfortunately he passed away sometime in the mid-nineties.
            Natchitoches has a lot of Creoles but this guy was not a local. He was from New Orleans.

    4. Hyperion

      I blame public school.

  6. DEG

    Tales of Swiss Neutrality

    Bloke on the Range on Swiss neutrality and factors into it.

  7. Count Potato

    Crap. Cartoon Network changed their Saturday nigh scheduling. No more Rick & Morty. And they moved My Hero Academia.

  8. Hyperion

    So, I just came here after spending a little time on TOS. Holy batshit, the comments! I had to run back here to my safe space. So, from what I can gather, Hihn got banned. WTF does it even take to get banned over there? I can’t remember anyone getting banned. So now, it seems like Hihn is just trashing the place with multiple socks. The only thing interesting I have to report is that I did laugh when some of the posters were saying they’ve turned Shikha into ICE.

    1. Rhywun

      I couldn’t make it past whoever the asshole is that’s currently operating Tulpa.

      1. Hyperion

        I didn’t even stick around long enough to spot Tulpa, Hihn is off his meds again, big time.

        1. Rhywun

          I was looking at this morning’s thread. Hihn usually operates after midnight IIRC?

          1. Hyperion

            The one of them, apparently Hihn sock, it almost has to be him, no one else is that insane.

        2. Threedoor

          Hihns that crazy medicated? At least he makes me look kinda normal.

        1. Rhywun

          No, John has a very identifiable style. And he isn’t an asshole just for the sake of being an asshole. Usually.

          1. Gustave Lytton

            What’s wrong with you Rhywun? I used to think you were one of the smart ones posting here. I bet you’re into body armor and skinny chicks.

            /john

          2. Rhywun

            OK he does go off out of nowhere sometimes, you fucking half-wit.

        2. Gozer the Gozerian

          So, Trulmpa?

    2. straffinrun

      For the first time, I jumped in the comment section of The Hill. As bad TOS has become, The Hill is ten times worse. I’ll never make that mistake again. The people supposedly coming to your defense are worse than the people attacking you. God bless, Glibs. If we have to be conscious of the fact that this place can become echo chambery, that’s a small price to pay to avoid the utter shit show public comment sections have become.

      1. Hyperion

        The Hill has a bunch of leftist trolls. I think mostly the same ones who show up at WaPo.

    3. Gozer the Gozerian

      Hihn has been mucking up the threading with his ghost comments for a while now.

    4. KSuellington

      It’s really too bad what happened over there. I do believe that our gamboling Injun was also banned. It takes quite a lot.

      1. straffinrun

        I got whacked twice. “Ooops, sorry.” Once I would’ve understood. Twice seemed a little fishy.

        1. KSuellington

          You did?! What were the comments about?

          1. straffinrun

            Guess my account looked like spam to their filter.

      2. Hyperion

        It is. That’s why I don’t go there much and don’t stay long. What has happened to the commentariat is just too depressing.

        1. Rhywun

          It’s not half-bad on weekdays and if you use a plugin to block the dozen or so worst trolls.

    5. Chipping Pioneer

      BULLY!

  9. straffinrun

    An older presentation by Jonathan Haidt, but a good one. Care (empathy) vs Fairness and liberty.

    1. Tundra

      I can’t believe I’m starting to feel sorry for the fuckhead.

  10. Tundra

    SP,

    My daughter and her pals, all cool, accomplished chicks, are out on the patio having laughs, food and a bonfire.

    There is pineapple pizza.

    I had nothing to do with it, and neither did Spawn 2.

    Just sayin’.

    1. CPRM

      Do tell. I just got got a new book in the mail, looking to test it.

      1. Tundra

        Lol. None of them are trashy though…

        1. CPRM

          Are they wearing athletic shorts?

          1. Tundra

            Are you sure you want to know?

          2. CPRM

            Not if their acting is as bad as the girls in that video, I have standards.

          3. Gustave Lytton

            Huh reminds me of early today when a young coed in a short frilly sun dress crossed the street in front of me. Did I mention it was windy?

          4. MikeS

            Sun dresses are where it’s at.

          5. Tundra

            This. Possibly better than yoga pants.

          6. MikeS

            The perv in me says yoga pants. The gentleman in me says sun dress.

            There’s a war inside my head.

    2. Gustave Lytton

      You’re really lighting the CPRM signal.

      1. CPRM

        Beat you to it.

        1. Gustave Lytton

          Like I said.

    3. MikeS

      SMDH

      1. CPRM

        You and your innuendos.

    4. Count Potato

      Dear Penthouse,

      1. Spudalicious

        I never thought this would happen to me.

    5. SP

      Uh-huh. Sure. Whatever you say, Tundra.

      *rolling eyes*

      1. Tundra

        So I shouldn’t save you a slice? 🙂

        1. SP

          Gee, thanks, but I already ate dinner. Fabulous homemade pizza the way God intended it to be.

          1. Tundra

            What do you do for the crust?

          2. SP

            We make a thin, yet chewy center, crust.

            We go back and forth a bit on recipe. OMWC made it tonight since I had already made bread. I’m sure he’ll pop in and talk about it tomorrow.

            I often use Peter Reinhart’s Neo Neopolitan Dough recipe from his “American Pie” book. We also have a very slack dough we sometimes use, that is really more by feel.

            We like “00” tipo fino flour.

            Just finished my wine. Off to bed to read. See you tomorrow!

  11. DenverJ

    About a month ago I accepted a position with a charter school, K through 8. It’s been interesting. Also bank account draining since it pays once a month and it hasn’t been a month yet. The pay is not as good as I could get in the private sector but the Benny’s are good. Also, gives me a chance to interact with little ones. I have been teaching random kindergarten and first graders this classic:
    When you’re kissing on your honey
    And your nose is kinda runny
    You may think it’s funny
    But it’s snot

    1. CPRM

      I’ve been told Charter schools are the free market raping children for profit, you monster!

    1. CPRM

      People is so smart in Youtube comments:

      cee sco
      1 year ago
      Powhatan was a “Black”… Its in the American Indian Museum !… The Powhatan and Pocahontas was “Black” Americans

    2. CPRM

      I’m supposed to pause the video now to talk about native trade. So, the got them tax free cigarettes. What is yur thoughts on dem?

  12. MikeS

    The wife and I (mostly the missus) have planted 25 trees in our yard so far this weekend; 22 different species. We have 4 more to go tomorrow. I was quite proud of this until I realized I have to mow around the fucking things. Not to mention I’ll be elderly (or dead) before the majority of them are really getting into their own.

    1. CPRM

      Yeah, my sister planted an apple tree in my yard like 15 years ago, it’s still only 5 feet tall, can’t mow under it.

    2. Threedoor

      That’s why I don’t buy anything under 12’ tall.

      1. MikeS

        We’d rather go for quantity/variety than $ize.

        But I definitely understand the appeal. Believe me I do.

      2. DenverJ

        That’s gotta be hard when looking for women

    3. SP

      I’ve personally planted about 4000 trees at this point. On my old hilltop property off a dirt track in extremely rural NY, I planted 2000 in a week. The NYS DEC has (or had at the time) a program wherein a landowner could acquire seedling trees for ridiculously low prices. I think the total was $286. Granted, the trees were between 1-3 feet tall.

      I did a four row “wind break” (read “privacy and wind screen”) around 3 sides of 5 acres (one side was against a state forest): aspen on the outermost ring; two rows of Norway spruce offset; a final offset row of aspen in the innermost ring. Idea being, of course, that the aspen would grow really fast and provide more screening, and the spruce would fill in by the time some of the aspen needed to be taken down. Added a 6-foot-tall 2″x4″ wire mesh fence (with 4″x4″ posts – that was a bitch in clay) halfway between the outermost row of aspens and the first row of spruce. Had a dirt driveway at an angle off the “road” in the middle of the gently sloping property, curving up with the house on the downside below a bend. Added a gate 15 feet in from the road, and aspen along both sides of the top of the drive.

      Worked brilliantly. I was past that property a year or two ago and you can’t tell there is a house in there. Looks like a forest.

      I also scored some fantastic red oak saplings from the same program a year later.

      I just didn’t bother mowing close to the trees. I mowed between the rows and sort of in-between of the short intervals between the trees in each row, but didn’t really worry about it much.

      There was a 100 year old apple orchard on that land that I started tending and adding trees to. It produced so many apples, my sibs would all bring their pickups over and we’d have the kids climb up into the trees and shake the apples down into the truck beds and take the apples off to the cider mill. A great day each autumn. One of my brothers made some kickass hard cider every year.

      Also didn’t really mow the orchard completely, but would mow meandering 4 foot wide paths through the orchard and clear circles around the trees. I put a stand-alone wooden swing under a really old tree down in the middle of the orchard. Sitting there with a book on a summer day was like being the only person on the planet.

      *sigh* I miss that property.

  13. Ownbestenemy

    so some Congress critter is going to put an amendment up to block the revocation of security clearances…WTF.

    I swear either top men have lost their minds or indicative of the populace they serve.

    et.Brennan et. al are no longer officers of the United States.

    1. CPRM

      Other than military plans, I wonder where this idea of Top Secret information even came from in this country.

      1. Ownbestenemy

        I get state secrets, our military movements, projects, etc. Other than that, it has no place in a free and open society.

        The notion that a removed official, no matter how high in chain can retain security clearance (Not just the grace period) is beyond me.

        1. Gustave Lytton

          It keeps getting repeated but security clearances are no access in themselves.

          1) who is passing classified info to these people, and what is the purported justification for passing info to some one who doesn’t requiere it? That the receiver has a clearance is not enough.

          2) what position are they holding that grants them a security clearance? When you leave a cleared position and you don’t transition to a new one, your clearance is supposed to be automatically administratively suspended.

          2b) what organization is sponsoring these people’s clearance?

          1. Ownbestenemy

            Agree to all that and that’s why I think the handwringing is funny. Sure it was a political move but one that the government holds in its right to remove.

            The other kicker is hearing it is silencing the presidents foes…sure…okay

  14. MikeS

    A friend recommended this ditty to me the other day. It’s truly a love song for our modern times. I hope you enjoy it.

    1. Stinky Wizzleteats

      De gustibus non est disputandum.

      That being said, that’s shit.

    2. CPRM

      We laugh, but the sad thing is there are people out there that are all “Aw yeah, girl! You know what it is! Why my man always out at da club wit dem hos while I’m here wit his kid and my kids!? He’s a dog, but damn his friend is fine, he about to be my new baby daddy!”

    3. Rhywun

      Poetry.

      1. Stinky Wizzleteats

        Don’t play me like a fool
        ‘Cause that ain’t cool
        So whatcha need to do’s
        Let me smell your dick

        It ain’t Stairway to Heaven but I like the groove.

        1. MikeS

          Smell my dick?
          Wait a minute, hold up.
          That’s how a bitch
          Get her eyes swolled up.

  15. commodious spittoon

    Got a loan offer in the mail. $1800 at a mere 44% interest!

    1. MikeS

      I’d hold out for 38%

    2. Spudalicious

      Your FICO score just topped 600, amirite?

    3. Rhywun

      You are like the worst bot evar.

    4. CPRM

      But was it for a Black card? Cause that means it’s exclusive! Jump at that!

    5. MikeS

      A while back there was this commercial I’d see late nights. It was some bank located on an indian reservation in the southwest, IIRC. They were offering loans to help get out of debt. Anyway, at the end they had a paragraph of small print at the bottom of the screen for like 2 seconds. I paused the DVR once to read it. I can’t remember the exact interest rate, but I remember it was over 100%.

      In their defense, the spokesman did say something along the lines of “this loan isn’t for everyone, but if you have no other option, we are here for you.”

      1. Tundra

        At least the loan sharks are up front.

        1. Gozer the Gozerian

          Yeah, but Morrie didn’t agree to three points above the vig.

          1. Tundra

            Great avatar. Where have you been?

          2. Gozer the Gozerian

            I left [drink] before it was cool.

            That, and working after hours tends to mean that posting comments is practically necrophilia. Fortunately, I am back to a livable shift.

          3. Tundra

            Welcome back!

          4. CPRM

            Morrie

            And, You ARE the Father!

      2. DenverJ

        It may have been a tribe out of the north west, not south. Years ago I took out a short term loan from an online bank that turned out to be a tribe in that area. I’m not being coy; I simply can’t remember who they are or where. Nor do I have any knowledge of how their sovereign status jives with federal loan laws, but the rate seemed equal to the rate being offered at other short term places.

        1. MikeS

          Yeah, it could have been. I wish I could remember the name. Maybe google can help…

          1. MikeS

            OK. Wow. Apparently the short term loan market is very popular on reservations. I assume because they get to avoid a bunch of shitty FedGov banking laws?

          2. Gozer the Gozerian

            They have sovereign immunity, often in states where payday lending is illegal.

  16. Tundra

    Watching Real Genius.

    Still funny.

    1. egould310

      Watched it last week. Pretty funny. Still b