Today, I got nothing. I haven’t slept more than 5 hours in 3 or 4 nights. Not really sure at this point. I haven’t started having any squiggles at the edge of my vision or auditory hallucinations yet, but the coffee isn’t doing it for me anymore. So if tomorrow’s links are gibberish, either I didn’t get any sleep or I’m just making less sense than usual. One day, one day, I will finish a project working steadily over the whole time. On that day, I will probably be terminated. Maybe the day after. Oh well, less than 3 weeks to deadline. Maybe tonight I’ll be too tired to worry about what didn’t get done.

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Of all the horrible things that Net Neutrality has wrought, allowing the US to move from 12th to 6th fastest in speed at which racist, sexist filth can be downloaded over the interwebz has to be the worst!

Good news out of AZ, where the cops have really started adopting turning on their body cams — to record office trysts. You goddam moron. No matter WHY you are recording something, it is still evidence.

This Florida Man’s way to Heaven is definitely greased. “Authorities say a worker has died after falling into a vat of oil at a facility near Walt Disney World.”

Oh lawd. Elizabeth Warren launches “Accountable Capitalism” campaign. In which “Warren wants to create an Office of United States Corporations inside the Department of Commerce and require any corporation with revenue over $1 billion — only a few thousand companies, but a large share of overall employment and economic activity — to obtain a federal charter of corporate citizenship.”  Which is not the school-days definition of fascism “government control over a corporate economy” by some magic handwaving. What in the everloving fuck? I guess that’s one way to pop the stock market bubble.

Here’s something from the Pogues for all you pogues.