Hey look, the Orioles beat the Yankees!  And with the Red Sox idle, that pulls them back within 41.5 games of the division.  Nice! Elsewhere, the Nationals topped the Mets, the Tigers dumped the Reds, the Indians blanked the Twins, the Cubs beat the Pirates, the Rays over the Angels, the Royals doubled up the White Sox, the Cardinals beat the Rockies, the Dodgers beat the Brewers and the Astros took two of three from Seattle to get off the slide a little bit.

The person responsible for the abuse is over there, people! These are adults we are talking about.

I won’t even attempt to gloss over the big sports news story of the day. Which is apparently this: Urban Meyer allegedly did not admit to knowing of alleged abuse (for which no arrests were ever made even under Ohio’s stringent domestic abuse statutes, the victim refused to press charges, and the entirety of evidence is hearsay) in a press conference discussing a situation that happened three years ago that the victim’s family, friends and everyone who knew her with the exception of Meyer’s wife told her to keep out of the media and legal process. And for that, he’s been placed on leave pending an investigation of…wait, what are they investigating? Oh yeah, whether or not he was aware of the aforementioned abuse. Abuse that the victim refused to pursue or even bring up publicly until her ex- was fired (upon his first arrest in the matter) and no form of income for her exists any longer.  Well, fuck. The media won’t let this one go until they claim a scalp from one of the three of four biggest football programs in one of the three biggest athletic programs in the country.  Let’s see if Ohio State caves or if they defer to the legal process, which the victim refused to do for years.

Not ugly

Pierre Charles L’Enfant, the designer of Washington, D.C., was born on this date. So was Frederic-Auguste Bartholdi, designer of the Statue Of Liberty (and by extension the developer of our immigration policy according to dumbasses who don’t understand an inscription on a statue isn’t binding law). Those two share the day with actress Myrna Loy, Israeli leader Shimon Peres, comedic genius Carrol O’Conner, American sports pioneer Lamar Hunt, brilliant actor Peter O’Toole, film director Wes Craven, celebrity judge Lance Ito, TV Land’s Butch Patrick, “musician” Mojo Nixon, drummer Pete de Freitas, and ageless knuckleballer Tim Wakefield.

Its also the day Henry Hudson entered the bay which would be named after him, the formal signing of the Declaration of Independence took place, Lewis Carroll’s “Alice’s Adventures In Wonderland”, the first roller rink opened in London, the first Lincoln head pennies were minted, the Army Air Corps was formed, the Potsdam conference ended, Mussolinin signed a peace treaty with Ethiopia, PT-109 was sunk in the Solomon Islands, the survivors of the USS Indianapolis were spotted, the Beatles first played the Cavern Club, George Brett got his first MLB hit, American Graffiti, George Lucas’s best directing job, premiered, Iraq invaded Kuwait and George HW Bush ordered US troops to Saudi Arabia, and Rick James was arrested on sexual torture charges.

What a day. And now…the links!

Ugly

Mad Max hit with FEC complaint over mailer money.  I guess in retrospect, it may have not been a good idea paying her daughter $60k a year to lick stamps.

James Blake gets education on the difference in being a big-city union cop and being a little person.  And he’s not happy about it.  Well welcome to the party, James. Now go out there and raise hell.

The Barnum-esque experiment known as “Tesla” recorded its worst financial quarter ever. And their stock rose.  Why?  Because apparently due to population growth, there’s a sucker born every 15 seconds now.

Humanity will always find a way to circumvent stupid legislation. Still no word on when those lids that require 4x as much plastic as the straws will be showing up at Starbucks, by the way.

Artist’s depiction of Manafort prosecutor

Judge gets tired of prosecutors trying Manafort for his lifestyle. I’m sure they’ll circle back to wealth envy at some point in closing arguments. After all, nobody deserves an ostrich vest or a $21,000 watch.  Nevermind the fact that actual people are employed to make those things.

All that is not expressly permitted is forbidden. No, seriously. That’s what its like to live in Massholechussetts.

This is how much better Whataburger is than the others. You won’t see this at an In-N-Out or Five Guys. It makes me proud. Sort of.

Here you go, 80s kids.  Enjoy greatness.

Have a great day.  O-H…