STEVE SMITH DOES THURSDAY AFTERNOON LINKING

LEE MAJORS OK BY STEVE SMITH

STEVE SMITH TAKE OVER AFTERNOON LINKS FROM FUNNY FLORIDA GLIBERTARIAN. HIM FINISH TELLING STORY OF FALLING OUT WITH HOLLYWOOD.

STEVE SMITH DISAPPOINT THAT HIM NOT LISTENED TO AS “SASQUATCH TECHNICAL ADVISER”. THEN HIM LOSE OUT ON ROYALTIES FOR TOYS. “FIRE” AGENT AND NOT KNOW WHAT DO. SURE, GO HOLLYWOOD PARTIES, MEET ASPIRING ACTORS AND ACTRESSES. BY MEET, MEAN RAPE. BUT JOY OUT OF JOB.

LAST STRAW WAS SEEING CARTOON:

THEM GET STEVE SMITH ANGRY RIGHT!

 

THAT LOOK RIGHT TOO.

 

NO! THEM GET BACKWARDS! STEVE SMITH DRIVER, NOT PASSENGER.

 

STEVE SMITH NO MORE ADVISER, NOT GET ROYALTIES. WAS TIME LEAVE HOLLYWOOD. WENT FOREST LAW SCHOOL INSTEAD. NOW HIM PROMINENT FOREST LAWYER AND WORK MAKE CASCADIA FREE! IS GOOD JOB, BUT SOMETIMES DO MISS HOLLYWOOD PARTIES. BUT YOU NO COME HERE THAT, FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE HERE FOR LINKS!

  • UH-OH. STEVE SMITH NO LIKE EBOLA. MAKE HIM SNEEZE. IT WORSE FOR HOOMANS, WHO CAN DIE. HOPE NEW SHOT MADE FOR SICK HOOMANS.
  • STEVE SMITH LIKE WISCONSIN. VERY FUNNY HOOMANS THERE. LOOK WHAT THEM DO!
  • WHITE HELMETS BETTER THAN BLUE HELMETS. BLUE HELMET PEOPLE COMPETE WITH STEVE SMITH. BY COMPETE, MEAN RAPE BEFORE STEVE SMITH GET THERE.
  • FUNNY HOOMAN WITH DOG IN PIPE MAKE STEVE SMITH LAUGH.

Comments

409 responses to “STEVE SMITH DOES THURSDAY AFTERNOON LINKING”

  1. Galt1138

    That Wisconsin cheese tray is a thing of beauty!

    1. Count Potato

      “in 145 different varieties”

      Who knew there were that many kinds of cheddar?

      1. Brett L

        Not to worry, comrade. Socialism will solve that problem. How does zero sound?

        1. Chipwooder

          As Tovarisch Bernie says, nobody needs 145 varieties of cheddar cheese.

          1. juris imprudent

            I’m thinking that if he really tried to enforce cheddar conformity, just in Vermont, let alone NY, Wisconsin, etc. that he would find out just how much tolerance there is for batshit old men.

        2. Enough About Palin

          But we will always have government cheese.

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLzFhOslZPM

    2. Hyperion

      But if you live in Wisconsin, does that mean you have to put the cheese on your head?

      1. Mad Scientist

        If you live in Wisconsin, where else would you put it?

        1. juris imprudent

          The brats already have a claim.

    3. JaimeRoberto

      Mmm, think of all the deep dish pizza you could make with that.

    4. mindyourbusiness

      I’m almost afraid to do this, but…
      What a friend we have in cheeses

      /ducks/

  2. Negroni Please

    Is it just me seeing a screwed up format here?

    1. Galt1138

      Nope. It took me a minute to figure out where my comment was (aal the way to the right).

      1. ChipsnSalsa

        Sure it’s not this?

      2. Fourscore

        Kid’s got officer lapel brass (MP?) and an EM hat.

        1. slumbrew

          “Kid”‽

          That, sir, is Kevin Bacon, master thespian (his first movie, per IMDB).

          If it helps, he’s ROTC in the movie.

  3. ChipsnSalsa

    If you make the browser window very narrow it works.

    1. It doesn’t work very well.

      I can only imagine what this is like for the folks on their smartphones.

    2. Galt1138

      Heh.
      Weird thing is, before I clicked on the afternoon links, I read and commented on Suthen’s cool reloading post, and there were no formatting issues.

      1. Cryptids are not known for their formatting acumen.

  4. Scruffy Nerfherder

    LOL

  5. Tonio

    From the Ebola article: “Four people have tested positive for Ebola in and around Mangina…”

    1. ChipsnSalsa

      *snicker* *chortle*

    2. Florida Man

      I couldn’t read the WHO article because I was already dead from SARS, Zika, Ebola 1, bird flu, swine flu…

      1. Tax cuts, the end of Net Neutrality…

        1. MikeS

          Ghost guns, AR15s, 3D printed guns…

          1. juris imprudent

            Pshaw, I died from second hand smoke from my parents 20 years ago.

          2. mexican sharpshooter

            I can relate. As an infant, I was placed face down to sleep.

          3. Spudalicious

            As a toddler I stood up between my parents on the front seat of the car, while my dad smoked.

  6. Yusef drives a Kia

    What a strange format……

  7. Certified Public Asshat

    The New York Times Really Fucked This One Up

    Wow, Splinter agrees with us!

    The New York Times really fucked this one up. Instead of ignoring this ridiculous complaint and letting it die—which it would have, because who the fuck cares what The Gateway Pundit is doing—they have validated it. (At least they didn’t fire her, you might say, but even responding to this garbage sets a terrible precedent and legitimizes a completely illegitimate, bad faith campaign to discredit Jeong and the Times itself.)

    Making jokes about white people isn’t the same as making racist jokes about black people, or Asian people, or Jews, or gay people, or any other historically oppressed minority. This is a very simple principle, but one that many aggrieved whites find difficult to accept. You can’t say, “Well, imagine if you replaced ‘white’ with ‘black’ in those tweets,” because those two things are not equally replaceable. As much as you might find it desperately oppressive to not be able to use the n-word when you sing along to rap songs, there has never been a government-endorsed legal or societal campaign of oppression against whites. White people can be oppressed by other means, such as through gender or economics, but whites in the U.S. have never been systematically oppressed on the basis of their race alone.

    Nevermind.

    1. The Irish and Italians say what?

      1. Chipwooder

        I do enjoy how they pretend that there wasn’t a time in this country where only WASPs were actually white.

        1. juris imprudent

          White can be an amazingly versatile color.

        2. Bob

          That’s a myth. While some people probably tried to split that, today some people try to claim men have uteruses.

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      So unless it’s government implemented racism, it’s not racism.

      Let’s go with that even though I don’t think that’s what you intended.

      1. Bob

        As far as I know the only government endorsed deiscrimination is against whites in affirmative action. That alone is the largest discrimination program in the history of our government.

        1. leonadasiv

          The whole leagal slavery thing, and conscription of men….

    3. R C Dean

      You can’t say, “Well, imagine if you replaced ‘white’ with ‘black’ in those tweets,” because those two things are not equally replaceable.

      So what you’re saying is, blacks and whites aren’t equal?

      White people can be oppressed by other means, such as through gender or economics,

      Someone else who has ethnically cleansed the word “sex” from their vocabulary, I see.

      there has never been a government-endorsed legal or societal campaign of oppression against whites.

      Affirmative action haz a sad.

      Although I do find it interesting that apparently only government-sponsored racism counts. Reminds me of the paleo-libertarian position, that the civil rights acts should have stopped at outlawing Jim Crow, and left off the attempt to regulate the beliefs and morals of private individuals.

      1. Gustave Lytton

        the civil rights acts should have stopped at outlawingrepealing Jim Crow

        Never let them gloss over Jim Crow was government mandated racism to hobble competitors who wouldn’t play those games.

        1. R C Dean

          The government-endorsed legal or societal campaign of oppression against blacks was ended over 50 years ago. The majority of blacks alive today were never oppressed by it, and the majority of whites alive today never “benefited” from it.

    4. The Other Kevin

      It’s different when WE do it!

    5. R C Dean

      One more:

      Is it just me, or is this a complete non-sequitur:

      As much as you might find it desperately oppressive to not be able to use the n-word when you sing along to rap songs, there has never been a government-endorsed legal or societal campaign of oppression against whites.

      White people can’t sing along with rap lyrics because there has never been government-sponsored anti-white racism?

      1. slumbrew

        Yes, because shut up!

      2. Mad Scientist

        So if the government sponsors some anti-white racism, then it’ll be OK for whites to be racist?

        1. slumbrew

          No, no – that will just be long-overdue balancing of the scales, but it won’t be nearly enough to get back to even. Whites will still be the worst and only whites can be racist.

          1. Breet Pharara

            You joke, but that is literally the defense of all the shit happening in South Africa right now.

            Oh and Nigger. Don’t tell me what I can’t say you jerkoff.

      3. Scruffy Nerfherder

        It’s Libby Watson. She makes Lindy West look intelligent.

        1. Count Potato

          Unpossible. It’s like saying Jabba the Hutt makes Lindy West look skinny.

          1. Bobarian LMD

            As long as you don’t say she makes Lindy West seem funny, because nobody can get to that bridge…

    6. Bobarian LMD

      You can’t[…] replace ‘white’ with ‘black’ in those tweets,” because those two things are not equally replaceable.

      Hmmm… Who’s a racist, now?

    7. Raven Nation

      So, could white people make fun of Japanese people in Japan and not be racist?

      1. Playa Manhattan

        Ah so.

      2. Gustave Lytton

        Survey says: はい!

    8. Florida Man

      So I try hard to not know what is going on in the world, but I wanted to see the “jokes” because I try to give people the benefit of the doubt. Yeah, those aren’t jokes.

    9. Homple

      I am, as usual, confused. Is that article satire with the commenters here playing along with the joke, or is the whole thing serious?

      1. Badolph Hilter

        I regret to tell you that the article is completely serious.

        1. Badolph Hilter

          Perhaps “is presented seriously” might be more accurate.

          1. Homple

            Thanks. I was afraid of that.

    10. Hyperion

      “discredit Jeong and the Times itself.”

      The NYT has been been discredited by anyone with half a brain since Nov 2016.

      1. juris imprudent

        Sheez, you’re only off by a century.

  8. woah – crazy comment location for a STEVE SMITH post.

  9. Scruffy Nerfherder

    IT’S THE RUSSIANS!

    IT’S ALL TRUE!

    *burns MAGA hat*

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Oh thank God

      *retrieves MAGA hat soaked in lighter fluid*

      1. Tonio

        You were just dry cleaning it, and things went horribly wrong.

      2. ChipsnSalsa

        The lighter fluid will help give it that authentic “trucker cap” smell.

        1. Beef Jerky, musty matresses, and truck stop hookers?

          1. Mad Scientist

            truck stop hookers

            The preferred nomenclature is “lot lizards,” shitlord.

          2. slumbrew

            I had to punch out after just a couple.

          3. Scruffy Nerfherder

            oh jeezus…..

          4. Mad Scientist

            That’s amazingly disturbing. I reckon STEVE SMITH wouldn’t even.

          5. Tundra

            *barf*

          6. Gadianton

            Not clicking that.

          7. Negroni Please

            welp. That was one of the worst internet rabbit holes I’ve been down in awhile.

            gg bro. Nice post.

          8. The Truck Stop in that drawing is at Quebec and I-70 in Denver.

          9. Count Potato

            “Best story I hear was from a former trainer: ‘If a lady comes up to your window and asks if you want company, you reach out and grab her tits. If she is a cop, she will freak out and start cussing at you. If she is a hooker she will be like ‘is that all you want.’ So needless to say I’ve felt up a couple good-looking cops.’”

          10. Homple

            “Sleeper leapers”.

      3. Chipwooder

        Nothing to worry about, the Hat drinks a quart of lighter fluid a day, and he’s doing just fine.

        1. Chipping Pioneer
  10. slumbrew

    LAST STRAW WAS SEEING CARTOON

    New Venture Bros this Sunday. Apparently they’re trying to set some sort of record for “most time between seasons”. I’ll still watch it, of course.

    1. Mad Scientist

      I hope they go back to more season 1 style hijinks.

      1. slumbrew

        (*spoiler alert*)

        Can’t – all the clones are gone

    2. Bobarian LMD

      Where’s my shirt of the week?!?

    3. Endless Mike

      I think Doctor Who has them beat. Maybe Trailer Park Boys, too..

    4. Chafed

      Hell yes! So glad they are back.

    5. totally_not_an_escaped_ai

      Go Team Venture!

      Pro tip: you can find the first two episodes of season 7 online as adult swim did a sneak live stream of them.

  11. Juvenile Bluster

    I give up, part 484809420247482027801782

    https://twitter.com/Cameron_Gray/status/1025102796255842304

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      I guess Shaka kaSenzangakhona was a black supremacist.

    2. R C Dean

      I’d empty my wallet to get out of watching an experimental work exploring the experiences of POCs as they rehearse a Shakespearean play.

      1. Bobarian LMD

        That’s what all us racist shitlords say.

    3. Florida Man

      I’ve never read Otello. Was he cast the way Spike Lee cast white people.

      1. Chafed

        I saw it with James Earl Jones playing Othello. He seemed very human to me. But I’m white so what do I know.

    4. Pay what you can? More like pay what it’s worth.

      $0.

    5. Count Potato

      Shakespeare was into black women.

  12. There! Tits not first! HA!

    http://archive.is/8xT3u

    And you all thought there would be no more tits on this site.

    THERE WILL ALWAYS BE TITS.

    1. jesse.in.mb

      The Glibertariat appreciates both your steadfast love of tits, and your forbearance in this matter, Mr. Continuum.

      1. Indeed….thank you.

          1. Homple

            Now say it in French and Italian to prove you’re Swiss.

            And Romanish? Seriuosly?

            OK, that too then.

    2. Tundra

      ALL HAIL THE TITS!

      1. Chipping Pioneer

        Tornado warning here last evening. Tit-sized hail.

    3. Creosote Achilles

      The Bringer of Tits has not deserted us in our desperate hour of need. Lo though I sit through the screen of sub-par training for third rate software I will have no fear, for thigh bosoms and thy bubble butts comfort me.

    4. creech

      And here I thought I’d always be missing Lobster Girl at TOS.

    5. Spudalicious

      Wow. You bowed down to your Glibertarian Overlords. Not even one “fuck off slaver”. You just caved like a Pakistani apartment building in a 4.0 earthquake.

      1. Tres Cool

        Given their building codes, Id assume a solid 1.5 would do the job, too.

      2. Swiss bribed me with chocolate and cheese.

  13. Tres Cool

    Local excitement today when Wright-Patterson AFB decides to perform ‘active shooter drills’, and someone who didnt get the memo calls 911 to report an active shooter, causing shit-your-panties excitement, the involvement of at least a dozen local & federal agencies, and 3 hours until they announced an ‘all clear’ ’cause they couldnt find a shooter, active or otherwise.

    Or are they lying….

    1. ChipsnSalsa

      If someone in command at the base didn’t inform local agencies that they would be doing a drill like that, they are dumb.

    2. mexican sharpshooter

      Wright-Patt is where they keep the Roswell Aliens. That’s why the entire base appears to be made in the 1940s, to make the captives comfortable.

    3. R C Dean

      the involvement of at least a dozen local & federal agencies

      So much wrong with this, but I’ll start with:

      (1) We have that many agencies who would respond.
      (2) They all responded, in what I am sure was a highly uncoordinated reaction.
      (3) A military base needs civilian help to deal with a guy with a gun.

      1. Tres Cool

        I quickly pointed out #3 to the girlfriend “Jugsy”, who happens to work nearly adjacent to WPAFB. She got to see all the coppers and LE in their toys flying up and down the streets.

        1. R C Dean

          Seriously. You’re on a military base, you hear there’s an active shooter, and you call the cops? WTF? Aren’t the MPs and base security, you know, closer?

          1. R C Dean

            And having gone through and observed the process of getting access to an AFB, I can only assume that all the LEOs were parked outside the building where you get your base pass, while the guy behind the glass goes through the drill with them one at a time.

            “Driver’s license or government-issued ID?”

            “Purpose for visiting the base?”

            “Sponsor?”

            “I don’t see you on the list. Unless your sponsor comes and vouches for you, I can’t let you in.”

          2. mexican sharpshooter

            There are also some circumstances where the base is “leased” from the host city/state and thus cannot legally respond to this situation outside of containing it to a building because of jurisdiction. While I was at Peterson, they had to get the county sheriff’s office involved at Pete, but if it happened at the Air Force Academy or at Cheyenne Mountain, Security Forces can respond because both bases are federal-owned installations.

        2. Tonio

          “Jugsy.”

          Good for you, Tres.

          1. I’ve been asking for pics for a while now. No dice.

        3. Sean

          Every time I read “Jugsy”, this is the image that pops into my head:

          https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/southpark/images/a/a2/Beth.png/revision/latest?cb=20170406122746

      2. mexican sharpshooter

        A military base needs civilian help to deal with a guy with a gun.

        1 – It’s the Air Force. For Active Shooter training, they explicitly teach not to fight back.
        2 – It’s the Air Force. The command staff goes to great lengths to explicitly embarrass Airmen in front of all the other services.
        3 – It’s the Air Force. Unless you are in a small set of career fields, you get 8 hours of weapons training in basic, with an annual refresher, with a marksmanship test that until recently was a paper target 25 yards away.
        3a — Wright Patt is actually a materiel command base, it is populated entirely by civilians.

        1. Tres Cool

          3a is so true. DoD is HUGE employer here, not to mention their questionably-close relationship with Wright-State University and University of Dayton.

        2. Chipwooder

          I remember when we used to watch the Air Force “PTing” on NAS Pensacola. Most of them would just walk around a big field for 20 minutes.

          1. mexican sharpshooter

            They were probably on a medical profile. I hated those people.

            One night I broke a toe, finished PT and finally decided to see a doc about it when I couldn’t put my boot on (toe was 60 degrees the wrong way). Those people were too fat to pass the “tape test” and got a medical waiver to avoid being kicked out to avoid failing the PT test.

        3. Bobarian LMD

          It’s a military base, so no one is allowed to have a gun, except the MPs. and they probably aren’t allowed to put ammunition in them.

          1. Chipwooder

            Most bases aren’t even patrolled by MPs anymore, are they? I thought they all switched over to civvy base cops a while ago.

          2. Bobarian LMD

            Here at FT Knox, it’s a mix.

  14. mexican sharpshooter

    Dear diary,

    I walked out of the end of that briefing because I am totally saddened by what just happened. Sarah Sanders was repeatedly given a chance to say the press is not the enemy and she wouldn’t do it. Shameful.

    //Jim Acosta
    President Trump’s spokeswoman declines to say if press is ‘enemy of the people’ during combative briefing

    1. You know who else was called the enemy of the people

      1. Tres Cool

        Chipotle?

        1. Troy

          That is the enemy of your colon.

      2. Scruffy Nerfherder

        The Fleet Saline Company?

        no wait, you said enemy

        1. jesse.in.mb

          *narrows…something*

      3. Certified Public Asshat

        Nickelback?

        1. Tres Cool

          Final answer: Chuck D. and the S1W’s

        2. Mr Lizard

          Soon

      4. Old Man With Candy

        Me?

      5. Gustave Lytton
      6. Bobarian LMD

        Jim Acosta?

      7. ElspethFlashman

        My dad’s cooking? (may he rest in peace).

    2. Breet Pharara

      The press, like every other group of people on the planet, are first and foremost interested in their own well being. If their goals and “the people’s” (not that the people have goals since the concept of a collective consensus that wide is bogus) don’t match then, yes they are the enemy. Same with politicians.

    3. R C Dean

      Combative briefing”. “Declines to say if press is not the enemy of the people”.

      You do the math.

      1. mexican sharpshooter

        SAY IT GODDAMNIT! I AM NOT YOUR FUCKING ENEMY!

      2. Breet Pharara

        To be fair, I like having a combative press. They shouldn’t be buddy-buddy with the people in power. it’s knowing that the moment their guy gets in, they will be shills again that makes me hate them.

        1. slumbrew

          Not to worry, as soon as a President with a ‘D’ after their name is elected, they’ll go back to tugging each other off. That ‘combative’ shit is just for non-Democrat shitlords.

          1. slumbrew

            (which is pretty much what you said, innit? RIF…)

        2. R C Dean

          I like having a combative press

          I think I would, too. Not sure I’ve ever seen one, at least not in a long time. Partisan shills aren’t “combative”, they’re just partisan shills. A combative press would be one that armed itself with facts and didn’t take any shit when the government tried to dish it. That ain’t what we have, even when the Repubs are in power.

          1. Badolph Hilter

            Excellent point. They’re not trying to get to the bottom of anything factual, they’re looking for the next twattable gotcha moment that they can toss out to the keyboard warriors to keep the rage pegged at 100.1%

        3. juris imprudent

          Yep, all of those pictures of FDR in his wheelchair – showing those able-ist bastards!

    4. Raston Bot

      “No, Jim, “the press” is not the enemy. It may be an adversary, which is healthy. But you, Jim, you are the enemy.”

    5. Grumbletarian

      An objective media is not the enemy of the people. That leaves you out, Jim, as well as most–if not all–of the mainstream media.

    6. RAHeinlein

      Note that he walked out at the END of the briefing – normally he spends the night.

      1. Playa Manhattan

        Stolen valor.

    7. Gadfly

      A free press is the friend of a free people, but any press outlet that routinely lies, advocates against constitutionally protected rights, and works tirelessly to foment enmity and discord among the populace has proven itself an enemy of the people.

  15. Rebel Scum

    Syrian authorities have long described the Civil Defense search-and-rescue group, which are popularly known as the White Helmets, as a terror organisation.

    That’s a pretty weak name for a “terrorist” organization.

    1. ChipsnSalsa

      Well, we have the “Proud Boys”…

  16. Tres Cool

    Is it just me, or does that pic look like Lee Majors could easily be standing next to Lyle Alzado ?

    1. Tundra

      Or, you know, Andre the Giant.

    2. Yusef drives a Kia

      nope, I thought the same thing,
      Sup Tres!

      1. Tres Cool

        HEY YUFUS!

  17. The Late P Brooks

    As much as you might find it desperately oppressive to not be able to use the n-word when you sing along to rap songs

    “Up yours, nigger.”

    1. Tres Cool

      “of course you’ll have the good taste to not mention that I spoke to you”

  18. Tundra

    STEVE SMITH HEAR “GIMME THAT BACK YOU @#$&”

    That’s gold, Jerry! Gold!

  19. Certified Public Asshat

    Racist Tweeting, Part II:

    USA Today Ravens Wire contributor Lindsey Ok tweets limited apology for old tweets with N-word, racial and homophobic mockery

    Click through for the tweets. In this case, pretty white girl does the tweeting and is not fired or suspended. She is essentially a nobody, but I am surprised at the limited news on it.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      I think that she is dumb as a rock is more damning.

      1. Certified Public Asshat

        She loves ripping on Matt Ryan which I enjoy, but she considers Joe Flacco* elite.

        *He is not.

  20. The Late P Brooks

    Sarah Sanders was repeatedly given a chance to say the press is not the enemy and she wouldn’t do it.

    Did she also steadfastly refuse to say whether she has stopped beating her wife?

    1. Tres Cool

      One of the Best Bugs Bunny bits ever.

      1. That’s not even close to being one of the best, and when was that released? Elmer looks funny. Was that from some copper-aged reworked reworking of Looney Tunes?

        1. Tres Cool

          I saw a note that it was released in 1956, and Wiki has this:
          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wideo_Wabbit

          1. Huh, shows what I know. I still say Elmer looks odd, maybe I’m just used to the scratchy TV versions. I stand by my ‘not even close to one of the best’ opinion tho. Every interaction he had with Gossamer or Marvin or Rocky and many others with Elmer are better. Even the ones with the incredibly stupid puma outshine a hackneyed Groucho impression.

          2. Tres Cool

            Think of the hackneyed bit as an homage.
            I’d likely agree with you over Gossamer, and Rocky. Not to mention the Gashouse Gorillas. Or Elvis the actual gorilla.
            Not on board with Marvin tho.

  21. RE: Sarah Sanders.

    DON’T APOLOGIZE. The press *is* the enemy of the people, even of the progs they think they’re helping; even of themselves! You see, in the past couple of decades at least, the press has done more to damage to 1A than any single president or congress could ever hope to. They have given up the “free and independent” part of that vital function. Once they go in the tank and become State-controlled, it doesn’t really matter what side they’re on, the instant the ideological winds change direction, they’ll eventually find themselves in the crosshairs. And their bullshit, thinly-veiled “plausible deniability” of whipping up social media (and physical) mobs isn’t fooling anyone for a second. Don’t go out there and blast “HITLER HITLER HITLER HITLER” 24/7 for months then clutch pearls when people call you what you are: hacks, propagandists and charlatans. Fucking intellectual midgets that they are, they are incapable of understanding that Trump is actually *saving* the press from itself.

    TL;DR – Keep up the pressure. It’s working.

    1. AlmightyJB

      PIE!

  22. Rebel Scum

    I’m not sure how I feel about this: Vagina Beer

    Finally, the public will be able to consume the “essence” of hot underwear models by simply swigging a beer. And by “essence” I mean the lactic acid collected from their panties.

    In Katowice, Poland, “The Order of Yoni” brewery launched a line of beer made from the “vaginal lactic acid of hot underwear models” on July 28, reports The Mirror. “Yoni,” fittingly, means female genitals in Sanskrit.

    ​”Imagine the woman of your dreams, your object of desire. Her charm, her sensuality, her passion,” teases the brewery’s website. “Now you can try how she tastes, feel her smell, hear her voice.”

    “Now imagine her giving you a passionate massage and gently whispering anything you’d like to hear,” the site adds. “Now free your fantasies and imagine all of that can be encompassed in a bottle of beer.”

    As long as she showers first.

    1. Count Potato

      “Each bottle comes with a peel-away label that features the model whose underwear was apparently used to create the alcohol, and, of course, the “best sex position” you should be in while consuming the lactic acid-infused liquid.”

    2. Why not just get it from the source?

      1. MikeS

        Why buy the cow if you can get it…at the liquor store?

    3. Raston Bot

      hang on, i’ll be back in a minute. i need to go retch.

      /retching

    4. mexican sharpshooter

      I know there is nothing compelling, everyone to read the articles but some of them do contain information that might lead you to say, “huh, that was done 7 months ago.”

      1. MikeS

        I can’t remember what I read here last week much less 7 months ago.

        Which reminds me, has anyone heard this story yet?

        1. Bobarian LMD

          Appartently , the Browns are gonna show up to his funeral.

          1. Lou Reed too.

        2. AlmightyJB

          Those people are psycho.

      2. Rebel Scum

        There are articles?

    5. Bobarian LMD

      Dingle-Berry Beer?

    6. AlmightyJB

      “Now free your fantasies”

      2nd from the left

    7. Troy

      I dont Like beer that has yeast

  23. The Late P Brooks

    Don’t go out there and blast “HITLER HITLER HITLER HITLER” 24/7 for months then clutch pearls when people call you what you are:

    And then, one day, the wolf really did come. The villagers laughed derisively and went about their business as the boy shrieked in terror. The wolf ate the little boy, and no one cared. No one missed him.

    And they all lived happily ever after.

    The End.

    1. Mad Scientist

      /sniffle
      I love a story with a happy ending.

  24. Count Potato

    “Stop calling for Sarah Jeong’s firing. She was clearly kidding, employing humor predicated on generalizing (which is no crime). The main problem is she’s a woman, so her jokes are terrible.”

    https://twitter.com/FBillMcMorris/status/1025090561424977920

    1. slumbrew

      I LOL’d

    2. creech

      But let’s run a pizza delivery service guy out of town for quoting a guy using the n-word during a “how not to be a racist” seminar.

  25. The Late P Brooks

    ​”Imagine the woman of your dreams, your object of desire. Her charm, her sensuality, her passion,” teases the brewery’s website. “Now you can try how she tastes, feel her smell, hear her voice.”

    “Now imagine her giving you a passionate massage and gently whispering anything you’d like to hear,” the site adds. “Now free your fantasies and imagine all of that can be encompassed in a bottle of beer.”

    Sounds like it might be a scam.

    1. Mad Scientist

      Well they do charge just $9.99 a minute beer.

      1. Florida Man

        Is it Taddy Mason?

    2. R C Dean

      imagine all of that can be encompassed in a bottle of beer.

      Maybe, if the beer comes with a tab of acid.

    3. Badolph Hilter

      feel her smell

      I…. don’t think it works that way?

      1. R C Dean

        Click the link on truck stop sex. It may change your mind.

        1. Badolph Hilter

          Blocked by the same filter that blocks blood-infection-amputate URLs.

      2. JaimeRoberto

        In some languages to feel and to sniff are the same word.

  26. Tundra

    Lol. Just tried to log into my old Twitter account and it’s been suspended. Weird since I don’t think I ever tweeted anything.

    1. slumbrew

      Man, you must _really_ be a shitlord to manage that.

      1. Tundra

        I’ve had good teachers.

    2. Badolph Hilter

      The rooshans been using it for their election meddling.

    3. R C Dean

      That’s probably why. Its actually a good practice to suspend accounts that show no activity for X period of time.

      Or your cover has been blown, and you should probably grab the next flight to Moscow.

    1. Badolph Hilter

      I was going to say “nothing let to cut”, but realized that the more crude among you might interpret it as a double entendre.

  27. Raston Bot

    ACLU issued new guidelines that were leaked to the WSJ.

    https://reason.com/archives/2018/07/26/liberty-makes-us-unfree-says-the-aclu

    “Speech that denigrates [marginalized] groups can inflict serious harms and is intended to and often will impede progress toward equality,” the guidelines say. As a result, the decision as to whether to take a case will depend, in part, on “the extent to which the speech may assist in advancing the goals of white supremacists or others whose views are contrary to our values.”

    they will no longer defend icky speech.

    “In other words,” commented Ira Glasser, former executive director of the ACLU, in response to the leaked guidelines, “the ACLU now advises all its affiliates to consider the content of speech, and whether it advances our goals, before deciding whether to defend the right to speak. That is a balance never before recognized by the ACLU as legitimate in deciding whether to take a free speech case.”

    have to amend the joke: how does the ACLU count to ten? 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8

    1. ACLU has been a joke for decades and has always been a Commie front group, regardless of legitimate cases they may have taken on in the past.

      Fuck them.

    2. Playa Manhattan

      “Speech that denigrates [marginalized] groups can inflict serious harms and is intended to and often will impede progress toward equality”

      You know what else impedes progress toward equality? Labeling entire groups as marginalized.

    3. Nephilium

      So the skinsuit is fully off now. Fuck you ACLU. FUCK YOU. That clear enough speech for you?

  28. The Late P Brooks

    “Speech that denigrates [marginalized] groups can inflict serious harms and is intended to and often will impede progress toward equality,”

    Nannybot says: EQUALIIIIIIIZE! EQUALIIIIIIIIIZE!

    1. “impede progress toward equality”

      How do you define “equality” and how will you know when we get there?

      1. Raston Bot

        how will you know

        there has to be a camp. and everyone is equally hungry.

        1. Bobarian LMD

          A large open pit with lime to throw on the bodies.

          And everybody gets one bullet.

      2. Ed Wuncler

        I always ask the same question when the Left say, “We need to put more funding into our schools,” or “The rich needs to pay their fair share.” I always ask how much do the schools need until every child has a decent education and how much do the rich need to pay before we are all equal. The more honest ones will say a number but for the most part, it’s never enough until the reach what they believe is equality….which in itself is not clear.

  29. The Late P Brooks

    “the extent to which the speech may assist in advancing the goals of white supremacists or others whose views are contrary to our values.”

    That sounds like the same tortured reasoning they use regarding the Second Amendment.

    “Your Constitutional right to keep and bear arms impinges on my completely imaginary “right” to pretend no one is ever allowed to make me feel uncomfortable, so you should surrender your rights.”

    Freedom is Slavery

  30. The Late P Brooks

    How do you define “equality” and how will you know when we get there?

    Everyone is equal in a mass grave.

  31. I dunno, “garbage people” actually sounds like an upgrade from “irredeemable deplorables” so maybe the press is learning.

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2018/08/02/politico-reporter-apologizes-for-calling-trump-supporters-garbage-people-with-bad-teeth/

    1. Bobarian LMD

      How does that compare to bitter clingers?

    2. Ed Wuncler

      This has to all be a parody because a group of people can’t be this stupid. It’s pure arrogance to believe that you can insult a group of people and then be surprised when they tell you to fuck off.

      1. Oh yes they can be that stupid.

  32. Chipping Pioneer

    You know what I like about all you Glibertarians? Yous are all good spellers.

  33. Gadfly

    NOW HIM PROMINENT FOREST LAWYER AND WORK MAKE CASCADIA FREE!

    As a forest lawyer, is Mr. Smith familiar with bird law?

    1. Bobarian LMD
    2. Tres Cool

      +1 Royal McPoyle

  34. Mustang

    Yo Suthen, great article. Catching up on today’s posts. My wife’s father used to have a set of very high quality reloading tools but she says they that were thrown out after he passed away. This was before we met. She is still pretty furious about that because she wanted them. I enjoy having control over the quality of my work. If it sucks, I can only blame myself and try to get better and if it’s good then it’s very satisfying. Perhaps someday when we’ve stopped traveling I can add that to my list of ridiculously expensive hobbies. I know the wife would love to have some reloading equipment again. I look forward to future articles!

    1. Lackadaisical

      She sounds like a catch. My wife is terrified of having guns in the house because ‘good people don’t own guns’.

      1. Tres Cool

        Have you tried explaining that since only the ‘bad people’ have them, good people with access to firearms can be handy?

        1. Lackadaisical

          Yes, I’m slowly trying to turn her around on it.

          Every time we’re watching a movie and a bad guy does something I say something to the effect of ‘if only they had a gun, they could just shoot him.’ I think this is especially effective when the evil people in the story are the actual cops.

      2. Mustang

        She owns more than I do. She has three bolt action hunting rifles to my one handgun and AR. She keeps hinting at a handgun for her purse though so that’ll be an upcoming birthday or anniversary gift.

        1. Sean

          You can’t let that stand. My gf just picked up a HK4 for herself. Which is why I picked up a new SA 911.

          If she has more than you, that’s total justification to buy some more.

      3. Mad Scientist

        So, the cops are what, then?

        1. Lackadaisical

          Bad guys with guns?

      4. Florida Man

        Did you tell her it’s your house and you’ll do as you please?

        1. Lackadaisical

          Its our house… and I’m not sure I want a gun in it either, but for completely different reasons.

          My uncle did hisself in, and I was myself more than a little depressed in the past, probably woulda offed myself if I had a gun at that point, but who knows. In other words, I’m not sure I’m a good candidate for owning a gun.

          1. Florida Man

            Sorry to hear that. I was just clowning.

          2. Yusef drives a Kia

            Not a bad choice, Depression fucks with your head bad,

          3. Mustang

            That’s understandable. Keep your chin up man, you’re not alone.

      1. Bobarian LMD

        The first half of your original link works… I don’t have any clue as to how you made that work.

  35. Ownbestenemy

    I am curious because I keep getting told that journalist are under grave threat because of Trumps rhetoric yet no journalist has been beaten or detained. They keep telling it’s going to happen.

    Could it be that majority of non-crazies dont care and the rest will just shout insults?

    Or are they hoping if they keep saying blood will be on the president’s hands some dumbass will actually assault a journalist?

    1. Bobarian LMD

      Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for the throne!

    2. They keep pointing to the journos that got killed at whatever bumfuck paper that I don’t remember.

      Completely ignoring, of course, that the perp had a historical beef with that paper dating back several years, long before Trump was president.

      1. Stinky Wizzleteats

        Yeah, that one had nothing, and I mean nothing, to do with Trump. Anyone that says it did is just plain lying.

      2. Ownbestenemy

        I don’t think the first drop of blood hit the floor before journos hit the send on their tweets for that on.

      3. Spudalicious

        And in doing so, and completely missing it in the process, they validate the very premise of fake news.

      4. Rebel Scum

        the perp had a historical beef with that paper dating back several years

        You can’t expect them to let relevant facts ruin a narrative.

    3. Akira

      I am curious because I keep getting told that journalist are under grave threat because of Trumps rhetoric yet no journalist has been beaten or detained. They keep telling it’s going to happen.

      What really burns me up about that whole thing is that Obama specifically named and criticized Fox News, and Lefties cheered him on for it. Now, another president criticizes specific news networks, and they start screeching about “threats to a free press” and all that other bullshit.

      Plus, as far as I can tell, Trump had no beef with CNN until they decided to function as a mouthpiece for the Hillary campaign and make every effort to take him down.

  36. The Late P Brooks

    Or are they hoping if they keep saying blood will be on the president’s hands some dumbass will actually assault a journalist?

    Maybe they should have a softball game.

    1. WHATABOUTISM!

    2. Ownbestenemy

      He thought he joined a Turkey shoot

      1. Rebel Scum

        It is really a good thing that attempted assassin was so incompetent.

  37. Lackadaisical

    So…

    Finally getting around to using some more secure methods of accessing the internet (proton products). I’m semi-knowledgeable about networks and computers for a layperson.

    What are the risks involved in using this account which I previously used to access this site in a less secure way…?

    1. Stinky Wizzleteats

      Just out of curiosity what is proton products?

      1. Tres Cool

        I think The Federation made torpedoes out of them in Star Trek.

      2. Lackadaisical

        Proton VPN and their email service. Also using Tor Browser.

        Supposedly masks your online activity (and identity) by going through the VPN, proton mail is encrypted end to end, and Tor browser is different than others somehow, but honestly I cant remember… something about using different tunnels into the tubes so they can’t tell who you are.

        1. Count Potato

          The problem with TOR is that [REDACTED] notify [REDACTED] about anyone who uses it.

          1. Stinky Wizzleteats

            That too, if it makes you fifty times less likely to be traced and puts you under fifty times more scrutiny then I’m not so sure it’s a great idea to use it (depending on what you’re using it for of course).

        2. Stinky Wizzleteats

          Jeez, I should have known that, I use the Protonmail free version and it’s a good service. How’s their VPN when not on Tor, is it fast?

          Another thing to look for when using a VPN is whether or not it’s logless, if they claim they don’t keep logs it’s no guarantee they don’t but if they don’t claim it they certainly do although using Tor might make the logs useless.

          1. Lackadaisical

            I haven’t noticed any slowdown at all (though I mostly just access websites lately, and a DL here and there, nothing that requires low latency, like gaming).

            They say they don’t keep logs.

            Also, I use DuckDuckGo to search, but that was more about Google’s ‘do only evil’ policy.

  38. Count Potato

    “Fire Mueller and we fire you.”

    https://twitter.com/RepSwalwell/status/1024685256035717125

    Don’t read the comments.

    1. Rebel Scum

      Don’t read the comments.

      Psht, fuck off, slaver.

      *reads comments*

      Hm…

      *grabs bleach and sprays in eyes*

      But seriously, what universe do those people live in?

      1. Yusef drives a Kia

        Oh, Good stuff there, no Bleach, just a Grin from ear to ear, MORONS!

    2. Chafed

      You warned me but I couldn’t resist.

  39. Count Potato

    https://twitter.com/MomsRising/status/1024749873340600320

    So what did this kid do that he gets to suck on Alyssa Milano’s tits? I bet he’s never worked a day in his life. Total bullshit!

    1. Lackadaisical

      I heard he got all up in that vagina.

    2. slumbrew

      Spoiled-ass kid won’t even appreciate it, I’m sure.

      1. Yusef drives a Kia

        Her Stupidity is a Complete turn off, i wouldn’t touch Her with Tulpa’s Dick……………..
        /just Say’n

  40. Count Potato

    “Sarah Jeong shouldn’t be fired, and I accept her explanation that she was engaged in satire. Let’s not pretend woke anti-whiteness is a myth, though. It’s quite literally taught at some liberal arts colleges.”

    https://twitter.com/robbysoave/status/1025125036917772293

    1. Lackadaisical

      It took me a couple of minutes, but I guess he wasn’t being sarcastic.

    2. Badolph Hilter

      “I accept her explanation that her claim of being gang-raped by a bunch of frat boys was satire.”

    3. Stinky Wizzleteats

      I don’t agree, she shouldn’t be fired even if she wasn’t kidding (and she wasn’t). The people that decided to hire her ought to be fired though.

    4. grrizzly

      I hope she stays employed long enough so that Trump could campaign against the racist, anti-white NYT. Every bit helps in convincing white people NOT to vote for those who hate them.

      1. Troy

        Word

  41. Hyperion

    So, OT. I picked up a 15 pack of Breckenridge brews this afternoon. Really enjoying these. The lager is really good for an American lager and I’m really enjoying the Amber Ale. I think the other two I have in the fridge to try are the Agave Wheat and Vanilla Porter. It’s a good day for a craft pack.

    1. Timeloose

      That vanilla porter is pretty good. The agave wheat had a funky aftertaste to me.

      1. Hyperion

        I’m about to open it…

        1. Hyperion

          Wow, the aftertaste is weird… what is that? Must be the agave, the only thing I’ve ever drank before made with agave is tequila… and then you get too drunk to remember aftertaste.

          1. Hyperion

            But it’s not bad or anything. Like the hemp beer I bought. NEVER drink that stuff, seriously. Tis awful.

          2. Mad Scientist

            See also: chili beer

          3. Hyperion

            Ye gads… Flying Dog made a beer with Old Bay in it. Really? No, I like Old Bay on crabs, not in beer. I just read somewhere that they made vagina beer. Again, gross, I like my beer and vagina separately and also really wan to know where one of those came from.

          4. Hyperion

            And I wish I were making that up:

            Vagina Beer

          5. That somewhere was probably earlier in the comments. :-p

          6. Tres Cool

            Old Bay, some milk, AIG, and cracker crumbs makes for a ill af salmon patty, too.

          7. Sean

            I remember Eds cave creek chili beer from many, many years ago.

          8. Mad Scientist

            That’s the exact chili beer I had in mind. That stuff is nasty.

    2. Yusef drives a Kia

      Lemme know about the Agave Wheat, 2 things that DON’T belong in Beer,

      1. Yusef drives a Kia

        Too late, but thanks, Gross!

      2. Trigger Hippie

        Boulevard Brewing Company’s Unfiltered Wheat Beer is absolutely lovely and I won’t hear a word against it.

        Hiya, Yusef.

  42. Hyperion

    Isn’t the biggest news of all lately, that the obvious traitor and Russian puppet, Rand Paul, is meeting with Putin to collude, conspire, obstruct… are there any other things they can do? We all knew Rand was a Russian colluder, conspirer, shitlord, hacker of worlds and democracies, but now the mask is off, he’s admitted it! Hey… maybe Trump is really a Rand puppet? The libertarians are controlling our democracy from inside the hollow moon with Putin! We’re doomed!

    1. Creosote Achilles

      The part of all this that makes me insane is that the Russians “conspired to influence our elections” by:

      Buying facebook ads.
      “hacking” county computers to get voter roles that they then did nothing with
      failing to hack voting machines, maybe.
      And gained access to emails that showed DNC malfeasance.

      that’s it? that’s all they got? If the elections in the US are so fragile and pathetic that such a list of Boris and Natasha level failures is enough to call into question the legitimacy of the election, then we may as well pack it in and turn out the lights.

      1. Hyperion

        “failing to hack voting machines, maybe.”

        This is a certainty unless they were posing as polling machine techs, actually working on the machines directly. I mean since they aren’t connected to the internet. How many of them could there be? Enough to offset the illegals voting?

        So yeah, they got nothing.

        1. Creosote Achilles

          The maybe was as to whether they even tried. I think the accusation is the maybe tried to figure out a way to “hack” one particular type of machine, for whatever that means, and couldn’t do it so sort of shrugged their shoulders.

      2. Rebel Scum

        showed DNC malfeasance.

        And internal fraud and criminality. They are pissed that their dirty laundry was aired out for the world to see.

    2. Ownbestenemy

      If you said this merely 2 years ago you’d be laughed at. Today, you might be taken serious

      1. Hyperion

        I’m surprised that the NYT hasn’t yet written that, word for word. They’d probably hire me.

        1. Stinky Wizzleteats

          Sounds like Rand’s just another Putin’s-sucking traitor, Hyp, and I’m beginning to wonder about you.

          1. Hyperion

            I thought I’m the only one here who’s not a Russian bot?

          2. Tres Cool

            You’re Tulpa. Duh.

          3. Yusef drives a Kia

            You do know that Yusef is a Russian name right?

          4. Hyperion

            Well, at least one of the bots admits to it!

    3. Tres Cool

      I may need to wrap the foil on my head more tightly, but all this recent news that the russians are actively engaging in affecting the mid-terms leads me to wonder if the DNC is realizing that their ‘blue wave’ isnt going to happen, and they’re preemptively trying to de-legitimize anything that happens this November when they fall on their face.

      1. Stinky Wizzleteats

        For their drones it’s a win win: if they win they won in the face of almost insurmountable adversity, if they don’t do that well it was the Russians. The people who buy into that will eat it up either way.

      2. Raven Nation

        “but all this recent news that the russians are actively engaging in affecting the mid-terms”

        I attended a panel last week on “The Future of the Republican Party in the Age of Trump.” The first question from the audience was “I’ve not heard anything about Russia. What are you going to do to make sure the Russians don’t hack the midterms.”

        SMDH. If I’d been on the panel, my first question would have been, “To make sure I answer your question accurately, could you please define for me what you mean when you say ‘Russians hacked the election.’”

        1. Breet Pharara

          It really needs to be done. It’s not semantics to make sure that the word hacking and what constitutes the election are defined right. A private origination was hacked. The election was not, and no one has suggested that it was.

        2. Tres Cool

          Well, once the sting of Trump actually winning wore off a bit, de-legitimizing him seemed to be their (the left) knee-jerk response. In all fairness, I think if any (R) won, they would have used the same angle. But I think they’re planting that seed early so that when they pout in November, it seems to have some basis.

    1. Tres Cool

      If he knew wearing something like that in public was going to be so ‘thought provoking’ and challenging the ‘accepted norm’, why didnt he record any of these interactions?

    2. Yusef drives a Kia

      I would design a WAY better shirt than that Amateurish POS,
      otherwise, why not?

    3. Breet Pharara

      There was literally a team that did this (changed their name to something “derogatory” of white people) and all the fans embraced it and bought their merchandise. I wish I could remember the team. I think it was a high school team. Regardless, yeah, this didn’t happen.

      1. It wasn’t so much derogatory, but I remember the “Fightin’ Whitey’s” and they had a Hugh Beaumont kinda pipe smoking crewcut white dude profile as their logo. It was a reaction to the political correctness gone amuck tho and it, as you said, inspired no outrage. I think it was an intramural college team not a high school or state-funded type thing.

          1. slumbrew

            Praise Bob!

      2. mindyourbusiness

        That was the Fightin’ Whities, and Cafe Press has ’em for sale.

  43. Grummun

    World’s largest cheese board

    I don’t see a single cheese knife on that board.

    How is anyone going to cut the cheese?

    1. Mustang

      By finding the guy with the world’s largest finger?

      1. Yusef drives a Kia

        Damn it! Nimble fingers!

  44. Tres Cool

    The good news is, she isn’t pregnant .

    1. Yusef drives a Kia

      Without clicking, a Fat Chick?

      1. Yusef drives a Kia

        Ah, We get Red tides all the time on the West Coast, Tuna Time!
        /get it?

        1. Tres Cool

          West Coast red tides?

          Seems fishy.

          1. Yusef drives a Kia

            Seriously, it fucked up Fishing for Months at a time, so We discovered Trout and Bass,

    2. Mad Scientist

      They’re gonna need an awfully big tampon.

  45. Count Potato

    “Chicago Nonprofit Hosts Safe Space For Black Girls To ‘Unapologetically Exist’ At The Site Of Rekia Boyd’s Death”

    https://lovelyti.com/2018/08/01/chicago-nonprofit-hosts-safe-space-for-black-girls-to-unapologetically-exist-at-the-site-of-rekia-boyds-death/

    1. Tres Cool

      Will Obama be there?

      1. Count Potato

        I don’t think he’s into girls.

        1. Yusef drives a Kia

          Look at his Wife,

          1. Hyperion

            I refuse!

          2. Count Potato

            “So what if her dick is flopping around”

            https://twitter.com/BevHillsAntifa7/status/1020791207247532032

        2. Hyperion

          If they are butch dyke like and are wearing a huge spiked strap on outside of their pants, he is. All behold the horror of the Janet Napolikeagan!

          1. Yusef drives a Kia

            I was thinking of the Mannish Woman He inherited, I Love a Beautiful Woman, no matter the Color, but She Nasty, Bitch face right up front, Blech!

          1. Yusef drives a Kia

            And since he said that he’s gotten how much Clickbait? I won’t add to it thank you.

  46. Tres Cool

    FloridaWoman™ makes attempt at FloridaMan® status.

    1. Count Potato

      They should at least say what it was. If it was just pork rice, that’s one thing. But if it was lobster chow fun, that’s totally different.

  47. Tres Cool

    No doubt DeBlasio has already activated the NYPD’s anti-terrorism unit.

    1. Yusef drives a Kia

      As a Youth I recall Wax paper straws, pre plastic, whatever happened to them? Cost I’m sure,

      1. Stinky Wizzleteats

        Those contribute to deforestation in lands occupied by indigenous cultures so no dice.

        1. Yusef drives a Kia

          Just a reflection, I prefer Technology, you know, Plastic?

  48. Tres Cool

    OMWC and Spudalicious go go shopping . Hilarity ensues.

    1. Spudalicious

      I warned him. Next time, I’ll body slam that bitch.

  49. Trigger Hippie

    Glibs is glitchy today. My comment is nowhere to be found yet the site says when I tried to repost that it was a duplicate.

    Da fuk do you people have against Spinal Tap?!

    1. Hyperion

      This means that you’re a Russian bot and Tres Cool is the real Tulpa.

      1. Tres Cool

        *changes name to Hihn*

        1. Trigger Hippie

          +1 snicker

      2. Yusef drives a Kia

        NO, you are Tulpa! and a Towel!

  50. Hyperion

    The Supreme’s Court Future?

    Oh noes, not one them uppity negros refusin to do what massah says!?

    1. Rebel Scum

      He has long insisted that the only legitimate way to interpret a constitutional provision is to give it the “public meaning” it supposedly had at the time it was written.

      THE. HORROR. And then he went on to reason that parental authority matters with the implication that one is not afforded full constitutional rights until one reaches the age of majority. Zomg…

      Anyway, as I understand, Clarence Thomas’s story is actually a good rags to riches and prominence story. You’d think that lefties might respect him for that. But they can’t because that ‘uppity negro’ thought for himself and got of the Democrats plantation.

      1. Tres Cool

        I didnt read TWFA but that’s what I took from it too…..”HOLY SHIT HE WANTS TO FOLLOW THE CONSTITUTION!”

      2. Raven Nation

        City Journal did a 2 part bio. First here from where you can link: https://www.city-journal.org/html/founders-grandson-part-i-15501.html

  51. Count Potato

    “Shit women still think having a fucking period is normal because the white man told them it was necessary when we started having periods out of nowhere but nobody talks about that”

    https://twitter.com/HolaGorJess/status/1024442667252547586

    Her entire feed is cuckoo for cocoa puffs.

    1. Breet Pharara

      Well, white men didn’t cause her to have her period, but they can absolutely get her to stop having it for a while.

      1. Tres Cool

        Yeah….wasn’t my idea. Sorry.

    2. Hyperion

      They freaking love science!

    3. Chafed

      I want her on television. I can’t stop laughing.

      1. Count Potato

        “You not paying attention. Black ppl are not human. We were not created sis. What dont u get. We converted from dark energy into the physical. We have DEA and they have DNA. We have to eat electric alkaline foods unlike them.”

        https://twitter.com/HolaGorJess/status/1024763246920851456

        “Dark energy is carbon. That’s what u are. Carbonated. Not melanated. 6 carbon 6 electrons and 6 neutrons so that’s why they say 666 is devil and no. We made them in our image. We are son of man cause we came from the sun. They are man kind. Made in our image so they have melanin”

        https://twitter.com/HolaGorJess/status/1024765201168654337

    1. Tres Cool

      “option friendly”

  52. Hyperion

    Anyone know if once your Jalapenos turn red they are still good? It’s been raining here a LOT, I mean for like 2 months. So it’s hard to even go out and check my veggies. But when it finally stopped raining for 2 minutes today, I went out to find lots of bright red Jalapenos on my plants. Are those still OK?

    1. Trigger Hippie

      It usually means they’ve just matured on the vine longer than most that are commercially consumed. As far as I’ve always heard, they’re perfectly safe to eat.

      1. Hyperion

        Yeah, sure I know they aren’t poison, I was just wondering, does that make them extra hot or not so good because they’re too ripe? I seriously have never picked any like that, I have about 15 of them laying on my counter top now. They just look weird.

        1. Florida Man

          They will be a little sweeter. The ones with dry veins will be hot.

        2. Trigger Hippie

          What Florida Man said.

          I think the general rule of thumb for most peppers is wet/sweet, dry/hot.

          They may be too mild for your tastes, not sure about what sort of foods float your boat.

          1. Hyperion

            We like very spicey, and I love the flavor of penos, the typical dark green ones that is.

            I assume the ones with dry veins are older?

          2. Florida Man

            It has to do with moisture content related to rainfall. You can have Red or green with the dry veins. Color is ripeness. Green bell peppers will turn red/yellow/orange if you leave them on the bush.

          3. juris imprudent

            Roasted red ‘penos are called… chipotle.

    2. Count Potato

      Yes.

      1. Hyperion

        The reason I’m asking is that I was thinking there has to be a reason why you never see jalapenos that color. Are they not so good once they’ve turned red?

        1. Florida Man

          It’s for commercial reasons. They ship better green.

          1. Tacit Rainbow

            Listen to Florida Man. Your peppers will be delicious.

          2. Hyperion

            Got it. Thanks. I’ll be trying these soon. I just picked about 15 bright red and 30 something dark green.

        2. Fourscore

          Meant for you, hotter and riper.

        3. Count Potato

          There are a few reasons. While there are exceptions like apples, most produce sold in the U.S. is limited to a small number of cultivars. Almost all yams are either Garnet or Beauregard. Every fucking sweet banana is a Cavendish. There are red jalapenos, just like there are red serranos. It’s just that most farms grow green jalapenos, so it’s what the consumers expect, so it’s what most farms grow… There are also yellow, red, green, and even purple habeneros, but you’ll mostly find orange in mainstream U.S. markets because scotch bonnets are supposedly orange. (Although in “spanish” markets you’ll find both peppers in many colors because Hispanics aren’t under the delusion that they’re Jamaican. And despite their name, there is nothing particularly Cuban about them.)

          Green peppers ship better than red peppers. This isn’t some groundbreaking shit. Almost all tomatoes are picked green then gassed. Oranges are dyed orange. Damaged produce is a loss, and agriculture has narrow margins.

          If you want to get into the weeds of nightshade botany. Even green bell peppers will start to turn red, eventually, under the right conditions. But they usually dehydrate or decompose first. Because they are bred to be sold green.

          So they are fine. They didn’t dry out because of the rain. And you are lucky the plants didn’t get sick. If you want, you can deliberately plant red jalapenos. Just like you can grow blue potatoes or white eggplant.

    3. Fourscore

      They are ripe and hotter or more flavorful, depending on your interpretation. Enjoy.

      1. Hyperion

        Sounds great to me. Why pick them green, then?

        1. Florida Man

          Ripe fruit doesn’t last as long on grocery shelves.

        2. Fourscore

          Mrs Fourscore will can some, she likes to have a few red ones in the jar to make them more attractive to the eye. Women…

      2. Hyperion

        So, I like my peppers like I like my women?

      1. Hyperion

        I really don’t like Sriracha at all. Cayenne pepper sauce is my fav for sauces, but I love penos for cooking.

        1. Florida Man

          Just an example of red jalapeño use.

          1. Yusef drives a Kia

            Jalapenos are for non Locals, the Mexican Food joints in Socal don’t use them, they actually have Sabor….

  53. Chafed

    Is JFK an incredibly boring airport by design or happenstance?

    1. Count Potato

      It’s Disneyland compared to Newark.