STEVE SMITH…HAWT!

STEVE SMITH HIT JACKPOT! “SASQUATCH GROUPIES” COME TO WOODS, LOOK FOR SQUATCH…STEVE SMITH OBLIGE. BY OBLIGE, MEAN RAPE. BUT NO CAN RAPE THOSE WANT STEVE SMITH. NOT SURE IF CAN COUNT ON MONTHLY RAPESQUATCH QUOTA REPORT. BUT WAS FUN ANYWAY.

BUT YOU NO HERE TO LISTEN TO STEVE SMITH TALK WORK, YOU HERE FOR LINKS! SO HAVE LINKS!

  • STEVE SMITH KEEP EYE TO SOUTH. HOPE CALIFORNIA GLIBERTARIAN HOOMANS SAFE. STEVE SMITH NO LIKE BAR-B-QUE PEOPLES.
  • WHEN LAST TIME ITALY PEOPLE AND UK PEOPLE ALLIED? STEVE SMITH REMEMBER IT LONG TIME AGO. LOOK LIKE MAYBE AGAIN? WAIT, WAIT….STEVE SMITH TRY “YOU KNOW WHO ELSE” GAME!!!  YOU KNOW WHO ELSE ALLY ITALY WITH BRITAIN?
  • OK, WHICH ONE OF FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE THIS WAS? STEVE SMITH NO EAT SPIDER. BUT HIM DO HAVE BEER.
  • THIS WHY TWITTERS IS CRAZY. STEVE SMITH PREFER HOWL IN WOODS TO SEND THOUGHTS.

STEVE SMITH ALSO HOPE FRIEND ZARDOZ NOT SO SAD OVER HIM NOT HAVING KITTY AROUND ANYMORE.