Friday Afternoon His and Hers Links

Brett is at the doctor’s office this afternoon, starting his rounds of plastic surgery to repair the alligator bite wounds. So, following SP’s morning links, y’all get me and my inimitable afternoon links. It was a tossup between Lucky Pierre and Sloppy Seconds, but I felt that the former was more apropos.

I feel empowered now that I know how to put lines between each story like a real grownup. Ironic that it was SP who showed me how to do this, albeit with much sighing and eye-rolling. Well, whatevs, let’s look at the news.


 

In big news that for some reason has totally escaped the notice of the Trump-obsessed media, the House has actually passed a piece of legislation that INCREASES the strength of private property rights. And the vote was unanimous. There is one teensy little obstacle, though…

The House vote didn’t have much drama to it, but the issue directly aims at the relationship we have with government and the nature of private property, a core right recognized in the Constitution. Kelo perverted that relationship, putting everyone’s property rights hostage to politicians who want to hand off spoils to bigger entities. The case prompted some states to step in and redefine eminent domain to prevent another New London abuse, but despite four attempts by the House to correct this injustice, the Senate has remained obstinate.

And of course, a president with a veto pen who has declared that he LOVES eminent domain. I very often disagree with Clarence Thomas, but his dissent in the Kelo case is delightful invective.


Of course, any of us little people, after stealing over $100k by fraud, would have gotten off with no jail time and no felony conviction. Right? Her family connections were of course completely irrelevant.

Caroline, 31, offered an apology while promising her wild ways are behind her, as she accepted her sentence of two-years probation. ‘I not only acknowledge my conduct and take responsibility but deeply regret the harm caused,’ she told Justice Curtis Farber. ‘I can assure you that I have made amends, full restitution, completed community service and that nothing like this will ever happen again,’ Biden said, according to the New York Post.

As part of her deal she plead to a lesser charge of petit larceny.

Decked in a fitted black dress and ankle booties with her blonde locks flowing,  Caroline happily had her felony conviction tossed.

Some animals are more equal than others.


 

Here’s something that, had it happened anywhere else but the woke capital of the world, would have resulted in a Darwin Award.

The investigation revealed that the couple had been asleep in their bedroom when they were awakened by the unknown suspect speaking to them and asking to use their WiFi network. The suspect was wearing something covering over his face. The male victim got out of bed, confronted the suspect, and pushed him down the hallway and out the front door of the house before calling police. No one was injured.

Chez SP/OMWC, if he had managed not to get eaten by our rather large guardian dog, he would have taken the Room Temperature Challenge, assuming SP (a crack shot) had a gun within reach of where she sleeps. Which she totally doesn’t because it would be illegal. Totally.


 

Turban Man.

Grewal, the country’s first Sikh American attorney general, took to Twitter in response to the comments, which were made during Wednesday’s episode of “The Dennis & Judy Show” on New Jersey 101.5 radio. Grewal wears a turban as part of his religious beliefs.

Hosts Dennis Malloy and Judi Franco brought up Grewal’s turban in a conversation about his recent order to suspend marijuana prosecutions. Malloy said he could not remember Grewal’s name, telling Franco, “I’m just going to say the guy with the turban.”

“Listen, if that offends you, then don’t wear the turban, man, and I’ll remember your name,” Malloy said at one point.

Me, I’m Yarmulke Man.


 

Nothing Left To Cut

In 2012, the New York Army National Guard paid the Buffalo Bills $250,000 to conduct on-field re-enlistment ceremonies. In 2014, the Georgia National Guard paid the Atlanta Falcons $114,000 to sing the national anthem. In 2015, the Air Force paid NASCAR $1.5 million in part for veterans to shake hands with racing legend Richard Petty. Your tax dollars. At work.

If you skip the usual SJW drivel in this article, the main point still stands.


 

Too bad he’s not a Biden.

McFarland pleaded guilty to felony charges of wire fraud, bank fraud, and lying to a federal officer in an 11 a.m. appearance before Judge Naomi Reice Buchwald on Thursday, according to the Justice Department. The plea deal carries a federal sentencing recommendation of 135 to 168 months in prison, though he could be sentenced to as many as 75 years under the felony maximums.

The alleged fraud happened while he was out on bail awaiting trial on the Fyre Festival fraud. Well, you do have to commend him for consistency.


Old Guy Music yet again. I think I’ve posted a Leon Thomas song before, but there’s always room for more. This time, a short piece from an album that ought to be much better known than it is, with Thomas, Oliver Nelson, and Johnny Hodges, a real supergroup. This song is basically a vocalese version of Duke Ellington’s “C Jam Blues,” which beats three chord rock by being basically two note jazz. Thomas does his usual “holy shit, how can he make his voice do that?” pyrotechnics, Nelson’s arrangements are pitch-perfect, and Hodges is… well… Johnny Hodges.

Comments

420 responses to “Friday Afternoon His and Hers Links”

  1. Spicy Latinas are oh so caliente!

    http://archive.is/SPOCX

    And a bonus of teeny tiny bikinis for your Friday.

    http://archive.is/0yPeD

    1. Chipwooder

      Hell, I don’t have to go any further than #1 in the Latina thread…..but of course I will, because what’s worth doing is worth doing right.

      1. AlmightyJB

        I want to give #9 an all day tongue bath.

        1. AlmightyJB

          Also 56, 69, 70.

    2. Count Potato

      I’m pretty sure #13 is Russian, not Latina.

      1. J. Frank Parnell

        I’d collude with her.

    3. JaimeRoberto

      Estaré en mi litera.

      As the Beatles said, #9.

  2. KibbledKristen

    Fyre Fest – I might have to relive the deliciousness sometime.

  3. KibbledKristen

    One of the only reporters to not bury the lede: Mueller and Trump Jr. fly out of Gate 35X?????

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/dr-gridlock/wp/2018/07/27/robert-mueller-and-donald-trump-jr-spotted-at-reagan-nationals-most-hated-gate

    1. Chipwooder

      Don Jr. rockin’ the chocolate chip desert, huh? That’s rather random.

      1. mexican sharpshooter

        Him owning a baseball hat at all, is rather random.

        1. Gustave Lytton

          Looks like they’re sitting in coach too.

    2. grrizzly

      Which one is Donald Jr.?

      1. Chipwooder

        Standing in line on the phone with the desert camo baseball hat.

        1. grrizzly

          Thx.

    3. Count Potato

      Related:

      ” Kimberly Guilfoyle: Don Jr.’s Girlfriend Reportedly Forced Out of Fox News

      The former host allegedly left amid accusations of sexual misconduct and “emotionally abusive” behavior

      Last week, Fox News announced that host Kimberly Guilfoyle would be leaving the network after more than 11 years to head up a pro-Donald Trump super PAC. The network framed Guilfoyle’s departure as her decision, and as Donald Trump Jr.’s girlfriend, there had long been rumors that she would eventually be involved with Trump administration in some capacity. But according to Huffington Post, Guilfoyle is not leaving voluntarily; following a human-resources investigation into allegations of inappropriate behavior including sexual misconduct by Guilfoyle, the network decided her time was up.

      Huffington Post’s reporting is based, in part, on interviews with 21 anonymous sources within Fox News and 21st Century Fox over the last year. They say that Fox News decided to part ways with Guilfoyle over allegations that she showed colleagues pictures of male genitalia (and identifying the men photographed), and regularly discussing sexual matters at work. Vanity Fair and The Daily Beast had previously reported that Guilfoyle misused network makeup artists for personal outings, but Huffington Post’s sources also say she’s accused of “emotionally abusive” behavior towards support staff at the network, including hair and makeup artists.”

      https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/kimberly-guilfoyle-don-jr-s-girlfriend-reportedly-forced-out-of-fox-news-704473/amp/

      Although I would like a more reliable source than Rolling Stone citing HuffPo.

  4. Caroline Biden: would.

    1. The Other Kevin

      Just don’t leave your wallet on the night stand.

    2. Spudalicious

      Based on the self entitled resting bitch face, I don’t think it would be that good.

    3. Rufus the Monocled

      She exudes bad news.

    4. AlmightyJB

      You know that CC belonged to some sugar daddy . She’s probably had the card for a while and has been banging him the whole time. She not a cheap ho.

  5. Count Potato

    “Decked in a fitted black dress and ankle booties with her blonde locks flowing,”

    Would.

    1. Gustave Lytton

      Those aren’t the forearms of a thirty year old.

      Biden, who has been reportedly in and out of rehab for anger management and a drug addiction

      Yeah, that would explain it.

      1. Atanarjuat

        Drug addiction would explain how she spent $110K at a pharmacy. I would have at least blown it traveling the world, getting drunk and leaving huge tips everywhere.

        In 2017, Biden used a borrowed credit card to make purchases totaling more than $110,000 at the high-end Bigelow Pharmacy in Greenwich Village.

        But instead Biden opened an account at Bigelow Pharmacy and spent more than $110,000 between April 2015 and June 24, 2016, buying the store’s lavish products.

        Timeline’s a little screwy. I wonder what “lavish products” is a euphemism for.

      2. Tres Cool

        Oh hell yeah…..sign me up!

  6. “the Air Force paid NASCAR $1.5 million in part for veterans to shake hands with racing legend Richard Petty”

    WTF?

    1. Bobarian LMD

      Recruiting advertising dollars get spent by the burning-barrel full.

    2. Rebel Scum

      Since they are fast and loose with money why don’t they just give me a retired F-14?

  7. Count Potato

    “Which she totally doesn’t because it would be illegal. Totally.”

    Well, she’s only nine-years-old. But couldn’t you just say it’s your gun?

    1. Bobarian LMD

      As long as you’re there to supervise…

  8. What am I doing here? It’s the PMs Lynx.

    1. Badolph Hilter

      You never help out around here!!!!!

  9. “Which she totally doesn’t because it would be illegal. Totally.”

    Ah Cook County.

    1. Man the Count and I are on the same wavelength this afternoon.

    2. Old Man With Candy

      Thank Yahweh we don’t live in that godforsaken county.

  10. The Late P Brooks

    Nothing left to regulate

    Food, glorious (and free) food, that classic tech company perk, may soon be off the menu here.

    Two city supervisors have introduced legislation that would nix the installation of nonretail cafeterias in office buildings, a measure aimed at encouraging legions of workers to patronize often struggling neighborhood eateries.

    ———

    “We’re in the process of entitling 6 million square feet of new office space, so it’s the right time to ensure that the vibrancy of our neighborhoods is preserved,” says Safai, an urban planner by training.

    “San Francisco has a rich history of culinary expertise and cuisine,” he adds. “We’re not talking about taking away a perk. You can still provide it, through vouchers or food accounts or catering. There are lots of ways to enhance and support the local economy.”

    Nothing says “vibrant neighborhoods” like piles of bum shit on the sidewalk.

    1. Chipwooder

      Festively festooned with discarded needles.

      1. “You’re bound to prick yourself with the antidote!”

    2. Gustave Lytton

      What’s next? Mandate on open plan offices because everyone should be equal?

      SF gov needs to DIAF.

    3. Atanarjuat

      I have some young in-laws studying Urban Planning. Talk about a field where you can fuck everything up and never suffer any consequences for it.

      1. Gustave Lytton

        Urban Planning, along with Public Health, where people go to become the cogs in the crushing wheels of state.

    4. RAHeinlein

      I need to check on specifics, but I believe the new tax law changed how/when companies are able to deduct employee food expenses. It makes me curious as to whether this proposed regulation wasn’t seeded.

    5. That’s just so bizarre – I mean, unless the offices are literally in the middle of downtown…who leaves the office daily for lunch? Our “team” has lunch out maybe once every month or every other month when our supervisor comes in from out of town, but everyone else (including me) eats at their desk with what they bring in. Or they go to the cafeteria and bring it back to their desks….we’re on the clock people /contractor

      1. Badolph Hilter

        I leave the office daily for lunch, and it’s a 5-10 minute drive to food.

        I’d lose my mind if I didn’t get out of the fucking building to recharge.

        1. Not taking a chance losing my parking spot either – 7-3 and I’m done. (plus having to go through security each time, ID cards, etc – not worth the hassle).

          1. Badolph Hilter

            Understandable, and validates my refusal to live or work anywhere that infringes upon my god-given right to ample and free parking. Some things are non-negotiable.

  11. mexican sharpshooter

    “Listen, if that offends you, then don’t wear the turban, man, and I’ll remember your name,” Malloy said at one point.

    I’m terrible with names, and often do associate people with basic appearances, i.e.: “I spoke with the lady with the neck tattoo last week, who said my dry cleaning would be done by now.” now I wouldn’t remember her name anyway, and quite frankly I narrowed it down enough for the other person I am speaking with to know who I am referring to.

    Does that make me a racist?

      1. mexican sharpshooter

        This is exactly how I memorize names.

    1. AlmightyJB

      Listen if calling you an ignorant asshole offends you then stop being an ignorant asshole.

    2. Old Man With Candy

      No, being a racist is what makes you a racist.

      1. mexican sharpshooter

        WOO HOO

    3. Pope Jimbo

      One of my startups was in a shitty old office building that had an “eclectic” group of tenants. One of the was a gal who was about 5′ tall and at least three bills. Her nickname in our office was “Ms. Short-Fat”.

      Later she got the stomach stapling and probably got down to 150lb. She was still Ms. Short-Fat though.

      * One of the most horrifying overheard conversations was when Ms. Short-Fat was telling a coworker in the elevator about her upcoming surgery to trim her “fat apron”. The fat apron was a big gob of flesh around her tummy that used to be full of fat, but was now being hacked off. Uffda.

  12. The Late P Brooks

    Does that make me a racist?

    Probably not. Now, if you had said, “The one who looks like she should have a bone in her nose”… maybe.

  13. Count Potato

    “The outing comes just hours after Kristen was revealed to have joined the Charlie’s Angels cast.

    Kristen will star opposite Naomi Scott and Ella Balinska, according to The Hollywood Reporter.

    Elizabeth Banks is set to direct the film and will also play the role of Bosley, the never-seen owner of the detective agency Charles Townsend Detective Agency.”

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6000309/Kristen-Stewart-puffs-cigarette-Stella-Maxwell-joining-cast-Charlies-Angels-reboot.html

    Bosley and Charlie were two separate characters.

    1. Badolph Hilter

      She’s playing both, as well as two Angels and the bad guy.

  14. The Late P Brooks

    One can easily see the appeal of creating an in-house oasis that offers meals: It’s a chance for workers to stay on the clock longer and collaborate together, and it has become a standard perk for recruiting and retaining in-demand tech workers.

    But sending those same employees into the neighborhood could revitalize it, city officials and restaurant owners argue.

    Fuck off, slaver.

  15. Count Potato

    “But Britney Spears won’t be tempted to drink as her team has reportedly banned alcohol from being backstage, according to Page Six.

    This comes just days after Demi Lovato suffered a near fatal overdose during a day off from her tour. The former Disney star allegedly was on meth and heroin while doing shots before being found unconscious in her bed.”

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-5999501/Britney-Spears-team-bans-alcohol-backstage-tour-Demi-Lovatos-drug-overdose.html

    So meth and heroin is still OK?

    1. AlmightyJB

      Would.

      1. Bobarian LMD

        Isn’t there some advice to ignore about sticking it into crazy?

        1. Rebel Scum

          There’s a segue to Madonna in here somewhere.

    2. Atanarjuat

      I worked on a stop of the Paul McCartney tour a few years ago. The road crew said meat was completely banned, not only did catering never serve any, if you brought any tasty flesh to the gig or tour bus you were immediately out of a job.

      1. Raven Nation

        McCartney should have taken advice: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QL2oHg1GwjI

  16. The Late P Brooks

    So meth and heroin is still OK?

    Speedballs are totally safe.

  17. Chipwooder

    In case you needed yet more evidence that Cory Booker is a retarded buffoon, well, here you are.

    1. Count Potato

      The whole thing with Alyssa Milano makes me sad 🙁

      1. Raven Nation

        There’s apparently a Charmed reboot that is totally woke.

        1. Count Potato

          The Power of Rheeeeeeeee!

    2. creech

      Speaking of Cory, I saw him on tv inviting all his constituents to visit his office “and get in his face.” Well, not his face of course, but the face of Trumphitler representatives.

  18. Chipwooder

    And speaking of retarded buffoonery…..

    1. The Other Kevin

      Does anyone think that rounding up some Russians and making an example of them is going to stop cyber crimes in the future? The CIA has done 100x worse. That kind of behavior between countries is just going to happen. They should just shut up and quietly fix any weaknesses in the voting system. Shooting their mouths off is going to result in some real hypocrisy being exposed.

    2. Suthenboy

      I am not going to read the root. Let me guess, the circumstantial evidence is that Herself lost.

      1. RAHeinlein

        It’s the latest Trump isn’t legitimate memo being sent out to Democrats everywhere – now we KNOW the Russians actually hacked voting machines and changed votes!

        1. wdalasio

          And expecting actual, you know, evidence to support the claim means you’re either part of the conspiracy or one of its dupes.

    3. Chipwooder

      AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…somehow I missed this gem the first time:

      Correction, July 27, 2018, 12:06 p.m.: This post originally referred to Russian actors as “Soviets.” It has been updated.

    4. Michael

      Oh, for fuck’s sake:

      Correction, July 27, 2018, 12:06 p.m.: This post originally referred to Russian actors as “Soviets.” It has been updated.

      Millennialism writ large.

  19. Juvenile Bluster

    Re: Carolina Biden: Would NOT, because people. NEVER STICK IT IN CRAZY.

    And this isn’t even the first time she’s gotten away with stuff.

    This was not her first run-in with the law: in 2013, Caroline was arrested for harassment, resisting arrest and obstruction of justice after she got into a fight with a roommate over rent.

    She also told to police while she was being arrested: ‘I shouldn’t be handcuffed! You don’t know who you’re doing this to!’

    1. Juvenile Bluster

      Caroline.

      Can you learn to type, JB? You fucking dolt.

      1. AlmightyJB

        Its my phone I swear.

      2. Gustave Lytton

        I’m surprised no one has posted this yet.

      3. Bobarian LMD

        You were channeling James Taylor:

        “In my mind, I’m stickin it in Carolina…”

    2. kinnath

      If SJWs would stop abusing the word “privilege” we could have a great discussion about how the politically-connected get special treatment in this country.

    3. Rufus the Monocled

      Hopefully, one day her luck will run out given her track record.

      1. kinnath

        Ooooh that smell
        Can’t you smell that smell
        Ooooh that smell
        The smell of death surrounds you

  20. The Late P Brooks

    Which she totally doesn’t because it would be illegal. Totally.

    One more (and highly compelling) reason to move back to Montana. People here are not dumb enough to wander into strange homes.

    1. Old Man With Candy

      Sigh. If only we could. We have never been happier than when we were there.

  21. The Late P Brooks

    She also told to police while she was being arrested: ‘I shouldn’t be handcuffed! You don’t know who you’re doing this to!’

    “People pay big money to handcuff me. I’ll sue you for theft of services!”

  22. Pope Jimbo

    Not sure if you know the back story to that pic of the deer being shown on the main page.

    The photographer had been following a herd of deer for a while. He would give them all names. There was one little spike buck that he named Charles. Charles wasn’t like all the other deer. Instead of leaving the does and going off on his own (or even joining a bachelor group) little Charley kept hanging out with the females.

    After a few years, Charles would spend all summer knocking his antlers off so he looked like a doe. Eventually Charles would even start pissing on him/herself just before rut to be like the gals.

    In fact, he became so proficient at mimicking a doe that some of the other bucks would be fooled. One of those moments where the males were fooled by a trans deer is what the photographer captured and made famous.

    He calls the picture: Two Buck Chuck

    1. *throws rotten vegetables*

      1. Pope Jimbo

        Vegetables? Or fruit? Specifically melons.

        1. No rotten melons, only the freshest. YUUUUUGE melons.

  23. The Late P Brooks

    We’re all Keynesians, now.

    “To drive interest rates lower would run the risk of accelerating an international monetary crisis,” Burns told Nixon on March 19, 1971, in response to the suggestion about “goosing” economic growth.

    But Nixon kept at it.

    In July, he told aides to leak a story that he was considering pushing to expand the size of the Fed’s board, which would weaken Burns’ influence.

    Even a personal warning from legendary economist Milton Friedman didn’t dissuade Nixon from continuing to push for lower interest rates.

    “If you let the inflationary pressure build up over us, we might be able to hold it down at least through the election,” Friedman advised Nixon on Sept. 24, 1971. “After this, you’ll have a great upsurge in inflation.”

    On Oct. 10, 1971, Nixon told Burns that concerns about too much liquidity in the financial system are “just bullshit” and worried his will be “the last conservative administration in Washington.”

    That Nixon. What a conservative.

  24. Suthenboy

    “Amazingly, not one major media outlet picked up on this”

    Media outlet. I dont think of them as that at all. Leftist propaganda mills? That seems more accurate. If there is anything leftists hate it is private property rights, the single most important attribute that has made this country what it is and so different than all of the others. It is the bedrock of liberty. We still have a way to go though.

  25. Nephilium

    FFS. I should not be teaching the WFM software devs the DB Schema for the ACW DB.

    1. Rufus the Monocled

      Yeh, I hear ya.

      We’re talking about deep dish right?

      1. Badolph Hilter

        FFS = For Feminism’s Sake
        WFM = White Feminist Male
        DB = DudeBro
        ACW = Anti-Capitalist Womyn

        1. Nephilium

          For those who care about the two rarer acronyms:

          WFM – Work Force Management – software used in Call Centers to anticipate call volumes and predict necessary staffing levels

          ACW – Should have been ACD, I typoed it. ACD – Automatic Contact Distribution – Software that assigns calls to call center agents based on different criteria. ACW is After Call Work, which is something else entirely.

          1. Gustave Lytton

            The middle C in ACD is/was call, not contact.

          2. Nephilium

            Was. Now most of the vendors have shifted to Contact since the systems will also support chat and e-mail (which lead to their own headaches).

          3. Gustave Lytton

            Hang on. I have to go yell at some kids that are on my lawn again.

        2. egould310

          You just broke my brin.

  26. Rufus the Monocled

    DON’T ANY OF YOU WORK?!

    1. I’m done for the week.

      18 more business days until I have more vacation time.

    2. Tres Cool

      I got the grill lit, and Im counting down to beer o’clock. Bout all you’re getting out of me today.

  27. I think .380 is a good round for small pocket pistols. I have no problem with it.

    https://www.shootingillustrated.com/articles/2018/7/26/the-380-acp-built-right-for-pocket-pistols/

    1. mexican sharpshooter

      I think it is underpowered, and limited by outdated, all steel direct blowback pistol designs that generate an unreasonable amount of felt recoil for such a small pistol.

      Lets duel.

      1. “Lets duel”

        .380s at dawn.

        1. mexican sharpshooter

          To be honest modern ammunition mitigate the underpowered loads a bit and there are more modern pistol designs that deviate from the Walther PPK style blowback. Its a hard sell though, because the same pistol in 9mm isn’t all that much bigger and ammunition is significantly less expenses.

          The PPK though–its classy.

      2. Suthenboy

        Ehhhhhhh……actually the 380 has a good bit of penetration. It packs a punch. The problem is that the bullets are generally very hard round nose bullets. They punch pinholes. If you can get hollow points to feed properly the effectiveness goes up exponentially.

        1. Bob Boberson

          I don’t always carry my .380, but when I do, its loaded with hollow points.

        2. mexican sharpshooter

          Lets duel.

          Actually, that was meant as a joke. Note my next comment.

        3. Count Potato

          I knew someone who carried a German-made PPK loaded with silver bullets.

          1. mexican sharpshooter

            Lycanophobia?

    2. Atanarjuat

      I can’t pontificate on the merits of the cartridge, but my dad has a Ruger LCP in an external holster on his belt that looks just like a cell phone case. Easy to bring everywhere.

    3. kinnath

      https://www.springfield-armory.com/products/911-380-acp/

      Springfield clone of the Sig P238.

      I’ll wait for them to make a 9MM clone of the P938.

      1. Bob Boberson

        I have a P238, I’ve always wished I’d waited until the P938 came out.

        1. kinnath

          Came very close to buying the P938 last fall. Splurged and went the Springfield 1911 EMP instead. But one of these days, I will go back and pick up a P938. The EMP is a nice carry pistol, but it won’t fit into a pocket.

          1. Bob Boberson

            I’ve bought lots of pistols but my P238 is my go-to carry pistol, I can conceal it easily in shorts and a t-shirt. It makes carrying anything else seem pretty darn inconvenient.

          2. Spudalicious

            Love my EMP. It’s a .40 so it is a little heavy with the steel frame.

        2. R C Dean

          I’ve got a 938. Ideal carry gun for me.

      2. Sean

        I just ordered a SA 911 today off of Gunbroker.

        I got it because my gf scored a HK4 this week and .380 is now a stocked caliber for us.

        I was sorely tempted by those Browning 1911 .380s, but not at their prices.

      3. Sean

        I’ll wait for them to make a 9MM clone of the P938.

        Have you seen the Kimber micro 9?
        https://www.kimberamerica.com/micro-9-covert-1
        Sexy.

    4. Mojeaux

      I have one of those.

      *koff* I mean, I HAD. Damn boating accidents.

      Nice pocket pistol.

      Also, it has a kick to it.

      1. Mojeaux

        I meant PURSE pistol. Pocket works too, I guess.

    5. Don Escaped Texas

      Escaped Jr went with the G26: I think he packs 10 +P rounds in the stack and one in the pipe.

  28. grrizzly

    Is France so agitated about presidential bodyguard Alexandre Benalla because many people suspect that he is Macron’s lover?

    1. Pan Zagloba

      This is now my canon.

      And there’s no question who’s the top there.

  29. Certified Public Asshat

    Sorry but I’m Going to Have to Roast These Conservative Teens Just a Little

    What did these young rubes have to say?

    Asked whether he’s an outlier among his liberal classmates, he says:

    A majority of kids in my high school are liberal. I do know a few conservative kids. All my teachers are very liberal. Whenever I’m in a class and I share my political opinion, I’m basically the bigot, that’s what I’m called. In my literature class we were reading “1984,” and my teacher compared “1984” to President Trump’s America, and when I refuted that, the class just shut me down.

    Damn, sorry, sounds like you probably deserved it, though. I’m sorry, but you’re 15 and you support a guy who’s big thing right now is separating babies from their parents??? This does not compute to me.

    1. Certified Public Asshat

      Eww, sorry about the failed formatting.

    2. Hitler youth Deploranazis are SOOOOO STOOOOOOPID amirite?

    3. Also:

      “I thought you were listening to the other side to potentially have your mind changed? Oh well.”

      Yes, because your weak sauce snarky ass is so open minded you have to rip on teenagers.

      1. Pope Jimbo

        Her snark is weak sauce. It wouldn’t even make the “extra mild” salsa jar here in Minnesoda.

        If you are going to “roast” some kids, go for it. Be fucking cruel and funny. Instead she is more like a librarian at a jr. high. Scolding and prudish.

        Is this one of those deals where some shit site runs her article because she probably gave it to them for free? (and much like the consumers of her other assets that are given away for free, the regret it almost immediately afterward).

        No real company being run by adults would really publish this right?

    4. Badolph Hilter

      Obviously someone didn’t understand that unlimited immigration was one of the central themes of 1984.

    5. Raston Bot

      Katherine Krueger, Managing Editor, Splinter has a child’s grasp of life without the imagination. She’s also a boring writer.

      Abortion has long been an issue that social conservatives feel a moral imperative to oppose, and one in which liberals have largely ceded any perceived moral high ground. (It’s a messaging failure, not one of ideology!) But if college freshmen start trying to tell me that Jesus said “Thou shalt have lots of guns,” I’ll swiftly lose my mind.

      immorality of abortion is a messaging failure. got it.

      1. Badolph Hilter

        I’d like someone to ask her which parts of the progressive platform have been actual moral failures, not just messaging failures. I suspect I know her answer.

        1. Those 100 million dead had it coming.

          1. Dr. Fronkensteen

            They stood in the way of progress. Was it the communists’ fault the Kulaks, saboteurs, and wreckers didn’t want to live in utopia?

          2. Badolph Hilter

            SIGNIFICANT messaging failure.

      2. Certified Public Asshat

        Did Jesus ever say thou shall disarm thyself in the face of evil?

        1. creech

          You can beat your swords into plowshares, if you wish, but you are going to wind up plowing the fields for those who kept their swords.

        2. trshmnstr

          The only time was when the disciples wanted to go down fighting, but Jesus wanted to go to the cross peacefully.

    6. Suthenboy

      “…a guy who’s big thing right now is separating babies from their parents???”

      “No dumbass, Obama isnt president anymore and in any case I never supported him.” should be his response, but then he is 15. Hopefully this experience will cement his will.

    7. Grumbletarian

      and that the Constitution shall not be infringed. Where I live in North New Jersey, to get a license for a gun is really difficult. Without a gun in your house, you’re vulnerable, and not just from terrorists or criminals but also from the government, because the whole point of the Constitution is to protect us from the government.

      Sorry bud, you lost me.

      I’m not surprised in the least.

      1. Badolph Hilter

        I enjoyed the comment that because it’s still possible to get a gun, no matter how difficult it might be, nobody’s rights have been infringed.

        From people who think their right to get an abortion is infringed if a minor is required to get permission from a parent.

        1. Certified Public Asshat

          And a photo ID to vote.

    8. Rebel Scum

      and my teacher compared “1984” to President Trump’s America

      Your fuckwad teacher should be keeping his/her political opinions to him/herself. Also, and as already stated, way to miss the point of the entire story portrayed in ‘1984’.

      1. Badolph Hilter

        – Blind obedience to an all-encompassing, all-intrusive state.
        – Overt manipulation of history, media, and language to conform to a political agenda.

        I mean, if that doesn’t scream “Republican” to you then I just don’t know what to say!

  30. Tres Cool

    Evidently, Archimedes is still teaching.

    1. Count Potato

      What a dumbass.

    2. Spudalicious

      That’s delicious.

    3. mexican sharpshooter

      Archimedes

      Man, screw that guy.

      1. Badolph Hilter

        This joke was so dumb that I barely even laughed out loud.

  31. Certified Public Asshat

    Article idea: home security systems?

    Yes, when you are home with an intruder it helps to be armed, but what about when one is away?

    1. I have SimpliSafe and I like it.

      1. Atanarjuat

        Does it come with a camera? I have a really cheap Chinese camera hooked right in to my router. It sends me pictures of my empty house when the light changes each day, and usually fails to capture me or my guests coming and going. But hey, no monthly fee.

        1. Badolph Hilter

          “Lucky Magic Rock Security System”

    2. Badolph Hilter

      Would read if it was about constructing lethal traps.

    3. Suthenboy

      “What about when one is away?”

      Woof!

    4. JaimeRoberto

      I had ADT but their monthly fees got outrageous. I dropped the monitoring and added a card into the alarm controller that allows me to do the monitoring myself now. Keep the signs in the yard, because that’s what does 99% of the work of the alarm system.

  32. RAHeinlein

    United Airlines providing free flights for separated Illegals:

    United Airlines revealed the company will provide complimentary flights to families who were separated as they illegally crossed over the United States border.

    United is partnering with FWD.us, an advocacy group known for defending illegal immigrant rights, which made the announcement Wednesday.

    In a statement on Facebook, FWD.us welcomed United to the partnership and thanked the airline for joining the ‘Flights For Families’ campaign. The effort is working to reunite parents that have been separated from their children when they were detained illegally hopping the border. United will be donating flights to rejoin the families. (RELATED: Delta, United Scrap Discounts For NRA Members)

    “A growing community of support is coming together to reunite families who were separated at the border. We are so thankful and happy to announce that United Airlines is jumping in and helping,” FWD.us’s statement read. “Thanks to this partnership with United, we are able to provide travel to the recently reunited immigrant families to get to their next destination with dignity.

    http://dailycaller.com/2018/07/27/united-airlines-free-flights-illegal-immigrants/

    1. So, what; Open Societies Foundation offered them a shitload of money to do this? It’s hard to see this being a positive business decision otherwise.

      1. Badolph Hilter

        Marketing guy: Did you see how many retweets we got on this!?!

        Finance guy: *thumbs edge of letter opener*

      2. Gustave Lytton

        Any large business seems to be totally prog kneelers at this point. The airlines dumped the travel discount to the annual NRA meeting, then they quickly came out that they weren’t going to sell seats to ICE for moving illegals, now they’re providing free seats for illegal reunions.

        For ultimate irony, try to board an international flight without a passport or visa if required at the destination.

        1. Badolph Hilter

          Awesome. There must be some obnoxious prog-hatin’ youtuber out there willing to film that.

    2. Pope Jimbo

      You are kidding me right?

      Who else would you pick to fly people to places they might not want to go. United is the logical choice

      1. creech

        Wait until they try to find their luggage at the carousel.

      2. Tres Cool

        I like to think that picture is of Chicago dragging him back…

    3. Creosote Achilles

      Well. I’m inclined to say the have suffered enough from their own poor decision making. I mean, inflicting United on anyone seems a little severe.

    4. Suthenboy

      As much as they want to they aren’t going to be able to import a zillion commie votes, at least not for another six years.

    5. JaimeRoberto

      Are they flying them back to their home countries?

      1. Hyperion

        Yes, but they got mixed up and instead flew them to Idaho, North Dakota, and Wisconsin.

  33. Don Escaped Texas

    “Urban Planning. Talk about a field where you can fuck everything up”

    Almost three decades ago in the depths of a recession a certain job in government came up right when first wife and I needed a salary and insurance. I’d learn a lot and leave in a year…..at the very first opportunity.

    The various agencies in that city’s government met monthly, ostensibly to organize and manage projects for safety, quality, cost, and time. I eventually stopped attending because my interest in codifying the details (oh, you know: timeline and milestones and who’s doing what sort of stuff) was thought to be kidstuff and too much trouble and not knowable or manageable.

    I still rage whenever I remember the many elective utility jobs that we installed (buried) AFTER a road had just been freshly re-surfaced. The easiest thing in the world is to reschedule the paving to after the installation…..so you get to keep that sweet, sweet asphalt smooth as can be for at least a year or so before it needs cutting into for whatever subterranean reason.

    I would like to testify that the private sector is infinitely more thoughtful along these lines but………
    oh well

  34. Count Potato

    “People are asking us if we shadow ban. We don’t.”

    https://twitter.com/shoe0nhead/status/1022811775480340480

    1. J. Frank Parnell

      We do not shadow ban. You are always able to see the tweets from accounts you follow (although you may have to do more work to find them, like go directly to their profile).

      IOW, their tweets don’t show up on your timeline, which is what most people mean when they say “shadow ban”, but it’s not actually a shadow ban because we just defined shadow ban differently, so STFU.

      1. which is what most people mean when they say “shadow ban”

        I’d wager most people have no idea what they mean when they say ‘shadow ban’, they just know that it’s bad and SJW websites do it to Milo and Jordan Petterson!!!?!!

  35. Count Potato

    “Mayonnaise Is the Most Controversial Ice Cream Flavor”

    https://www.foodandwine.com/syndication/mayonnaise-ice-cream-scotland

    1. “Controversial” implies that there are people who actually like it.

      1. Count Potato

        It’s Scotland.

    2. jesse.in.mb

      Whale Ice Cream begs to differ.

    3. Suthenboy

      It isnt controversial at all.

    4. Spudalicious

      Baby harp seal ice cream is more controversial.

    5. AlmightyJB

      What Gwyneth Paltrow isnt selling vagina flavored ice cream?

      1. J. Frank Parnell

        She’s still trying to figure out how to steam it without melting it.

      2. Badolph Hilter

        You couldn’t make some inoffensive fetus-in-a-blender joke, you had to assault our sensibilities with this?

  36. The Late P Brooks

    “A growing community of support is coming together to reunite families who were separated at the border. We are so thankful and happy to announce that United Airlines is jumping in and helping,” FWD.us’s statement read. “Thanks to this partnership with United, we are able to provide travel to the recently reunited immigrant families to get to their next destination with dignity.

    Will they be flying them back to their point of origin?

  37. The Late P Brooks

    I still rage whenever I remember the many elective utility jobs that we installed (buried) AFTER a road had just been freshly re-surfaced.

    Back when I lived in Colorado Springs, this happened so frequently it was hard to believe it was unintentional.

    Every time the city did a major resurface job on a street, the gas company would show up about two weeks later and start digging trenches from one side to the other about every fifty feet.

  38. Certified Public Asshat

    This is the journalism that is apparently dying:

    Home Depot’s Discrimination, Harassment, Low Pay, and Poor Management, By The Numbers

    Hundreds of Home Depot employees wrote to us to describe their struggles with low pay, coldhearted or incompetent management, union busting, harassment, dangerous working conditions, and much, much more.

    Though we ran four separate installments of excerpts from those messages, we only published a very small fraction of the emails we received. To leave it there would be a waste of many heartfelt stories. So we decided to analyze the 212 substantive emails we received (the ones containing enough specific information to categorize, out of 600 total emails) in order to give you with a quantified picture of life at “Big Orange.”

    212 employees from a company that employs nearly half a million have given us everything we need to know.

    1. Badolph Hilter

      212 self-selected employees responding to a call for grievances.

    2. Rufus the Monocled

      They make it sound like they’re forced to work there and that they’re entitled to more.

      It’s all stupid this.

    3. creech

      I’d be more impressed if the paper ran the content of their own employee suggestion boxes.

  39. AlmightyJB

    Anne Hathaway better and smarter and more caring than other white people.

    https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-44975952

    1. “I am decent. I also happen to be naked.”

      — Richard Dreyfuss, “The Goodbye Girl”

      1. AlmightyJB

        I’ve never seen that

    2. Count Potato

      I’m going to take a wild guess that the U.S. has more black on white violence, than white on black violence.

      1. AlmightyJB

        You would be correct.

    3. JaimeRoberto

      The photo choice was excellent given that she’s talking about a stabbing.

  40. AlmightyJB

    Feminist sure do love their drama queen antics.

    https://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-trending-44965210

    1. Bob Boberson

      I’m so sick of hearing about the Handmade’s Tale. Yeah, women are totally oppressed by a puritanical patriarchy just like in the books. *sprains an eye muscle from rolling eyes so hard*

      1. AlmightyJB

        I keep hearing about it but didn’t know what it was until I read that. Yeah, owning slaves is right around the corner again too. The only slave masters are the government and who wants the government to have more money and power.

        1. Bob Boberson

          Any the puritanical cultural enslavement is coming from the left, not the religious right. Projection, all projection.

          1. Bob Boberson

            *And

          2. AlmightyJB

            Yeah exactly.

          3. wdalasio

            Pretty much this. Speech codes? The left. Prosecution for drunken hookups? The left. Destroying people’s careers for their views? The left.

        2. creech

          Well, if and when it happens, I hope we all get one of Q’s “handmaiden” candidates and not some Lena Dunham type.

    2. The Other Kevin

      Everyone I know who watches that show is convinced we are one week away from real life being just like it.

      1. AlmightyJB

        Do you mercilessly troll them?

        1. Badolph Hilter

          “Fact: Anyone who obsesses about something this much secretly wants it.”

          1. Creosote Achilles

            can confirm. You have no idea the number of feminist women who are in the kink scene and whose most heart-felt desire is to be naked, collared and leashed, and kneeling in front of a bearded man who plans to use them roughly.

          2. JaimeRoberto

            Go on…

          3. Old Man With Candy

            Hmmm, I have a beard…

          4. Rebel Scum

            And where might one meet these women?

      2. wdalasio

        Which is utterly and totally retarded. Look, I can get when the play came out. The religious right, at least its modern incarnation, was a new thing. And it had made huge moves in politics and society at large in a relatively short period of time. Someone who was an urban feminist could undoubtedly look at the developments and think “Holy shit! These people really do want to throw me back into the kitchen, barefoot and pregnant!”.

        But that was more than thirty fucking years ago. The religious right, as a political movement, is mostly pretty much spent. We’ve actually had a president very sympathetic to them. And there’s simply no there there. Socons are proposing women be given second class status as citizens. Heck, your average socon voter is as likely to be a woman as a man. There’s enough evangelicals and people you’d call the religious right that a reasonably worldly, educated person would probably know at least one or two. And, for the most part, they’re just normal people who vote their conscience and are trying, pretty much like the rest of us to get by. Seriously, does any rational person even entertain the idea that we’re within hours of a dictatorship by the people fighting to get to decide which customers they want?

        1. wdalasio

          Cripes. Edit twice before posting. Should read “WHAT socons are…”

        2. Reminds me a lot of Alan Moore (and a few other folks since) obsession with a radically conservative UK government (V for Vendetta, etc) – eternally spooked by the ghost of Thatcher. They just can’t let it go.

        3. J. Frank Parnell

          Yeah, socons at this point seem to have retreated to a position of “okay fine, just leave me alone,” which of course the left refuses to do.

        4. Rebel Scum

          Seriously, does any rational person even entertain the idea that we’re within hours of a dictatorship by the people fighting to get to decide which customers they want?

          These same people think Trump is Hitler incarnate but also want Trump to disarm them. Do you think they really ‘think’?

        5. R C Dean

          I don’t recall the religious right getting many laws passed.

  41. Pan Zagloba

    Interesting take on how most ostensible “political controversies” these days are not political at all.

    Of the many things I wrote in my book Dangerous Gaymers Gamers, one that readers (the half-dozen of you) usually point out as surprising is my claim that the Internet kerfuffles and “controversies” surrounding entertainment and, especially, the so-called political bent, bias, or content that has been injected in video games, games, movies, books… (i.e. nerd and popular culture) is not really political. In fact, I even said that political thinking and sociopolitical content has virtually disappeared from popular culture. And I was right, and I’m still right.

    Even when my argument seemed persuasive, it was usually met with considerable surprise since it seems to go so much against common sense and what many feel. Keep in mind, however, that I denied the political nature or content of the new products, not their politicization or readings. There’s a reason I focused on the writers, journalists, and so on, because that’s the source of the problem.

  42. AlmightyJB
    1. Rufus the Monocled

      And this is not retarded and treasonous because….?

      1. Pan Zagloba

        They live locally. This is just for local stuff. They pay for it, why shouldn’t they vote on it. It’s just local.

        Certainly they won’t be slipped a federal and state ballot. Why, the very thought!

        Although, they live in the state and federation, and pay for them, too…

    2. Bob Boberson

      MUH PURMANENT MAJORITTYYY!!!!!!!

    3. Badolph Hilter

      I would absolutely support this, if my goal was to instantly and thoroughly demolish the legitimacy of whatever government allowed it. I honestly think it might be enough to make a critical mass of people throw their hands up in the air and say “fuck it, I’m out”. Said government would be wise to make sure the citizenry are disarmed first if they’re still expecting compliance.

      1. AlmightyJB

        Im not sure why at this point they just don’t grant automatic US citizenship to the World.

        1. Badolph Hilter

          Have we polled that? I’m guessing it’s at most a few points behind.

        2. The Last American Hero

          Because then the Russians would steal the election.

    4. Bob

      Why should they have to live in the borders. The whole world should get a ballot.

  43. The Late P Brooks

    A conundrum

    Having reached political awareness during Barack Obama’s administration, Emma Tehrani, a 23-year-old law student from Phoenix, thought the United States was on an irreversible path toward greater tolerance of differences in race, religion, and sexual preference. Then, the election happened. “I think a lot of people my age viewed the progress of the country as linear,” she said. “So it was definitely somewhat shocking.” Vanessa Guerrero, a 28-year-old from Los Angeles working in customer service, was equally blindsided. “I didn’t think people would actually believe him,” she told me. “I’m just in shock, and months later it hits home even more because I’m Mexican and my parents are immigrants.”

    ———-

    It may well be the safest course for Democrats to choose a 2020 nominee whose primary strength is their ability to reassure older and mostly white Americans who vote reliably, but do not reliably support Democrats. A strategy focused on mobilizing less consistent, but more liberal, younger and nonwhite voters would likely require Democrats to accept some vanguard policy positions that could rattle swing voters. Signs at the L.A. rally, for example, called for abolishing the Immigration and Customs Enforcement agency, and speakers occasionally railed against the “imperialist, white supremacist … patriarchy.” That’s not a program, or tone, designed to soothe suburban voters outside Philadelphia or Charlotte.

    Whom do the Democrats appeal to, a bunch of ignorant, emotional, ahistorical children, or the people who are likely to show up and vote?

    I have a suspicion.

    Emotionalism, FTW!

    1. Gustave Lytton

      I’m almost sympathetic because I thought too that we had fulfilled MLK’s dream of a colorblind society, until the rase hustlers & grievance mongers, supported by the last idiot for the past eight years, set things back 40+ years. Except that those bigots were almost exclusively from the left and not surprising since their whole ideology is built on evil.

      Also, “path toward greater tolerance”. Hah! Those leftist authoritarians thugs will never be satisfied with mere tolerance. Forceful & enthusiastic support is necessary. First one to stop clapping gets shot and all that.

    2. Bob

      It’s odd how to her “American” is an arbitrary distinction that doesn’t refer to borders or citizenship, but Mexican has a definitive meaning.

    3. Rebel Scum

      Then, the election happened.

      Her Shrillness forgot to drink her hot sauce before calling adolescent black men “super-predators”.

    4. Badolph Hilter

      That’s not a program, or tone, designed to soothe suburban voters outside Philadelphia or Charlotte.

      Quick! Everyone put the masks back on!!

  44. Spudalicious

    Oooohhh…horizontal lines…wow….edgy…

  45. Raven Nation

    A chance to hate everyone: https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=12094539

    Basically Matt Lauer is complaining that the NZ government is changing the rules on him when it comes to providing an easement through his land to public lands. There’s heapin’ helpin’s of “public access to public land” crap. But Lauer claims that “”I believe the groups that are behind this are in some ways unfortunately taking advantage of some difficult times I’ve been through over the past six months and I think they see me as an easy mark.” Yeah, asshole, you’re the one who’s been through difficult times.

    1. Bob Boberson

      “Difficult Times” = outted as a fucking creep. Hold on, let me find my violin Matt.

      1. The rule of law should apply even to creeps.

        1. Bob Boberson

          No arguments here. His self pity is palpable though and the irony delicious. Try as I might I can’t muster any sympathy for him even if the public land people are dead-wrong.

    2. Badolph Hilter

      Matt, surely you see that any action taken by any government is, by definition, for the greater good.

      1. egould310

        The greater good!

    3. Suthenboy

      “I bought land in a country without strong private property rights, now they are fucking with my private property.”

      No shit?

      1. Rebel Scum

        The irony is lost on him.

    4. Rufus the Monocled

      ‘Difficult times’ entirely of his own doing one might add.

    5. The Last American Hero

      At least we know where in the world he is now.

  46. DEG

    To combat this expansion of power, H.R. 1689 would make any state or locality that uses the economic development justification for eminent domain ineligible from receiving federal economic development funds for two years. This creates a major incentive for governments to respect the private property rights of its citizens.

    While you’re at it, could you end the Federal economic development funds too?

    1. Spudalicious

      It will die in the Senate.

  47. egould310

    Had a sweaty 9 mile run, a good shower, and just woke up from an hour long nap. It’s a good day.

    Dinner will be 1.5” bone-in pork chops fried in bacon fat on the flat top, and a simple chopped romaine salad with a little shredded cabbage, sliced red pepper, pickled red onion, shredded cheddar, and crumbled bacon, dressed in a sour cream ranch dressing.

    Sparkling lemonade, no booze. Giving the liver the weekend off.

    1. Spudalicious

      Completely phoning in the entire day. Chicken stir fry with garden vegetables tonight. And yes, there will be booze.

      1. Old Man With Candy

        Pretty remarkable burgers, our first fresh tomatoes of the year, grilled asparagus, and some bubbly.

        1. Spudalicious

          That’s not a burger.

          1. Old Man With Candy

            SP says it’s disturbingly real (the Beyond Burger). I would love to have your opinion after trying one since I obviously don’t know.

    2. Bob Boberson

      Ribeye and red wine. Already had enough red wine thatI’m saying “vegetables, shemegtables, meats good enough for me”. I’m gonna eat a ripe mango for desert.

      1. Badolph Hilter

        Finally a euphemism I can get behind.

        1. Spudalicious

          And by “get behind”, he means…

    3. Tres Cool

      I just did these over charcoal with sliced white cheddar and bacon, accompanied by cold beer and fried okra. Tater-tots, too.

    4. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Going to the movies, I’ll probably eat a theater hot dog and shit my brains out tomorrow.

      1. Tres Cool

        Butter-flavored palm oil on popcorn is 95% of why I even go to a proper movie.

      2. Bob Boberson

        Tomorrow being the best-case scenario

    5. Michael

      Damn, that sounds delicious. I think I must now make a grocery trip.

  48. Bob Boberson

    I received my Whiskey Rebellion Flag (thanks Amazon) and its flying proudly from my porch. I like it, obscure enough that my landlords prog wife and friends won’t know what it is, but it gets the point across to anyone who does; Fuck taxes and fuck the Federal Government. Makes me smile.

    1. Tres Cool

      Note to self: follow Bob’s lead

    2. Gustave Lytton

      I like this. Looks patriotic (and is patriotic).

      Which one of the Amazon flags did you get? The ones I found all seemed to be cheap construction that wouldn’t hold up any longer than the original rebellion did.

      1. Bob Boberson

        I got this cheapie:

        https://www.amazon.com/Anley-Breeze-Foot-Whiskey-Rebellion/dp/B01HHPTB0K/ref=sr_1_1_sspa?ie=UTF8&qid=1532730454&sr=8-1-spons&keywords=whiskey+rebellion+flags&psc=1

        For $5.95 I’ll just buy another next year if it doesn’t hold up. It looks nice enough fluttering in the wind.

        1. Yusef drives a Kia

          It’ll last at least 3 years, if you rotate out your Flags at all, I fly six different flags, and it works out for me

        2. Gustave Lytton

          Thank you sir!

        3. Don Escaped Texas

          Batch jobs run tonight….satellites line up….bits change….data flows.
          FlagCo: order mo flags! Update forecast
          China: ship mo flags! Flog staff fiercely
          CIA: write report dutifully noting suspicious activity to sister agencies
          FBI: get address wrong, kick in door, kill Boberson’s neighbor’s dog

          1. Bob Boberson

            Nobody fucks with Iris!!!! *Revs up killdozer*

        4. The Last American Hero

          You know (((who else))) likes six-pointed stars…

          1. Spudalicious

            Joe Arpaio?

    3. Hyperion

      Sounds racist to me.

      1. Bob Boberson

        it harkens back to the late 1700’s and our founding fathers so duh.

        1. Hyperion

          That’s way racist and shit.

    4. Yusef drives a Kia

      I was called a Jew lover for flying mine, Fucking Ignorant Wretches……..

      1. Bob Boberson

        I was saying that to Lachowsky the other night. I want a tshity of it but I know I’ll keep getting asked “Are you jewish or something? Do you hate ‘Merica?”

        1. Bob Boberson

          t-shirt……not t-shity *belly laughs at own fuck up*

          1. T-Shity would be a great Rapper name, get to work on your beats and flow Bob.

          2. J. Frank Parnell

            and face tattoos, don’t forget those.

          3. Bob Boberson

            Ima need to order me a amazon grill

    5. creech

      Has someone put it on a t-shirt yet (or can someone)?

  49. Scruffy Nerfherder

    The NEA goes all in. I look forward to their declining revenues.

    https://www.nationalreview.com/2018/07/teachers-unions-get-more-political-after-janus-decision/

    “The NEA adopted 122 total New Business Items, including commitments to promote the Black Lives Matter Week of Action (including supporting BLM’s demand that “ethnic studies be taught in pre-K-12 schools”), to support “a strategy postponing confirmation of a Supreme Court justice until after the mid-term election,” and to encourage teachers to assign readings that “describe and deconstruct the systemic proliferation of a White supremacy culture and its constituent elements of White privilege and institutional racism.” The NEA also promised to respond “in support of and in solidarity with immigrant families who are separated, incarcerated, or refused their legal right to request asylum due to the heartless, racist, and discriminatory zero-tolerance policies of the Trump administration.”

    1. Badolph Hilter

      “NEA signals full withdrawal from suburban and rural school districts.”

    2. Michael

      …including supporting BLM’s demand that “ethnic studies be taught in pre-K-12 schools”…

      W
      T
      F

      Also…

      The NEA also promised to respond “in support of and in solidarity with immigrant families who are separated, incarcerated, or refused their legal right to request asylum due to the heartless, racist, and discriminatory zero-tolerance policies of the Trump administration.”

      That is some mighty impressive mission creep.

    3. Count Potato

      Remember when people freaked out when Reagan wanted to cut their funding? Not that it would have made any difference to the size of the federal budget.

  50. Count Potato

    “American white people really hate being called “white people””

    https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2018/7/26/17613844/racial-diversity-poll-twitter-white-people

    My favorite part is how Vox thought they needed insert a bunch of stock photos of white people.

    1. Badolph Hilter

      Cracker-Americans

    2. Bob Boberson

      Ahem. It’s pronounced “Wypipo”

      1. Yusef drives a Kia

        NO, it’s Not.This trashing of our Language is also intentional, I am a White Person, see how easy it is?
        /Don’t be that Guy…….

        1. Bob Boberson

          I like ‘Wypipo’ though…..it’s juvenile and stupid enough that it screams “ignore me, I’m a fucking ar-tard” to any rational person.

        2. Hyperion

          Poor Yusef, not even woke.

    3. mexican sharpshooter

      That might be the dumbest thing I read today.

    4. Hyperion

      “American white people really hate being called “white people”

      I think they need to crawl out of their box more often.

    5. Spudalicious

      Cock-asian.

    1. Badolph Hilter

      That’s pretty funny.

    2. Hyperion

      It’s Hollyweird.

  51. Hyperion

    “Caroline, 31, offered an apology while promising her wild ways are behind her”

    When I read that, I assumed we were talking about one of the other white trash royalty families besides the Bidens and Clintons. I had to assume we were talking about the Kennedys.

  52. Hyperion

    “Here’s something that, had it happened anywhere else but the woke capital of the world, would have resulted in a Darwin Award.”

    It’s nice for criminals when they have confidence that none of their potential victims have weapons.

  53. Count Potato

    https://www.thedailybeast.com/the-alt-right-is-taking-over-renaissance-fairs

    There is probably a reason why only members can read it.

    1. Hyperion

      This is very concerning. I mean, is this very concerning? I admit, I don’t really have an opinion, because I never thought about it, but it must be very concerning since someone felt the need to write about it.

    2. Bob Boberson

      I’ll just add-lib since we can’t read it:

      “ZOMG you guys, there are these things call ‘renaissance fairs’ and they are attended by an overwhelmingly white crowd. We have no proof but this must mean that it’s a secret alt-right KKK rally. These wypipo like to dress up and pretend its 1500 and they are totally living out their sick fantasies of living in an age when women were oppressed and minorites excluded (granted ethnic minorities were as rare as hen’s teeth in 1500’s England but history should never get in the way of the narrative). Thats what they want to bring us back to. Drumphf behind it!!!! DEPLORANZI COSPLAY TRAINING CAMPZZ!!!!

      1. Badolph Hilter

        Joy Reid you unredeemable shitstain, Bob read your book!

        1. Yusef drives a Kia

          + George C Scott

      2. AlmightyJB

        I would like to thank the internet for exposing me to a level of stupidity that I could never of fathomed in my wildest imagination.

        1. Bob Boberson

          We used to get OT links to ‘the root’ quite a bit….I haven’t been over there in a while, they still arguing for a colorblind society?

          1. AlmightyJB

            I thought colorblind is racist now?

          2. Bob Boberson

            I was being facetious….ya know….a shit lord or whatever

          3. AlmightyJB

            Of course:)

    3. Gilmore

      The only thing interesting about this is how the Daily Beast cooks up stories by finding older clickbait tidbits online, and refreshing them to make it seem like they’re discovering something new.

      #journalism

      its so fucking stupid i’m ashamed for them. its almost as dumb as the “Trump tweets correlated to hate crimes” thing i pointed out a while back

      1. Count Potato

        ““Even the Black Knight is a white man,” said Prof. Pheare M. Unger by email. “Not only is that false advertising, but it’s representative of the white male-dominated Eurocentrism that has come to plague Renaissance Faires nationwide.””

        WTF??

        1. Count Potato

          OK, that article is parody. But I don’t think the Daily Beast article is.

          1. Gilmore

            someone quoted the DB story. they mention the same “professor”

  54. Hyperion

    So, I assume this means that now Rachael Maddow and Whoopi Goldberg will be taking over as the prime time anchors of Fox News? Not like I care, since I don’t watch TV.

    Disney takes over Fox

    1. Count Potato

      But other people do.

      1. Hyperion

        Well, I hope they will be liking them a heavy dose of progtard in place of their standard neocon.

        1. Tres Cool

          +1 Fairness Doctrine

    2. Spudalicious

      Didn’t include Fox News.

    3. AlmightyJB

      Does that mean X-Men Avengers crossover? Not that I care at this point. Unless we’re gonna get some Halle Berry Scarlett Johansson action going on. Boom chika bow wow.

      1. Count Potato

        Superhero movies would be so much better if they were R-rated.

        1. The Last American Hero

          Watchmen, Blade I, II, III, Deadpool – 2 out of five is about the same batting average as the family friendly offerings.

          1. Count Potato

            Watchmen was the best superhero movie.

      2. Raven Nation

        It does mean that a lot of Fox stuff that used to be on Netflix will now only be available on Disney’s own streaming platform.

    4. mexican sharpshooter

      No, but since Fox currently owns the rights to M*A*S*H, it does mean Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger is now a Disney princess.

      1. AlmightyJB

        So Radar is Doopy?

        1. mexican sharpshooter

          …YES!

    5. Fox News isn’t part of the deal.

      I wonder if it’s the end of old movies on FXM.

    6. Rebel Scum

      So “Last Man Standing” is going to be directed by Rian Johnson?

  55. Rebel Scum

    NowThis: The Trump Conspiracy Theory

    ‘NowThis’ Remains as retarded as ever.

    1. Michael

      Made it as far as the fatty and couldn’t proceed any further.

      1. Tres Cool

        Based on my dating history, she’s “petite”.
        Man-up!

        1. AlmightyJB

          Ok, Sir Edmund.

          1. Tres Cool

            I like the larger ladies from time to time….

          2. Yusef drives a Kia

            Sup Tres!
            /Fat bottom Girls!

          3. Tres Cool

            HEY YUFUS!

            /Cold Cans!

          4. AlmightyJB

            They can’t away as easy.

          5. Tres Cool

            Skinny girls make me nervous- all that friction can start a fire.
            I’ve made more chubby girls sweat than Richard Simmons.

          6. Bob Boberson

            They do try harder….or so my friends say

          7. Tres Cool

            I could make a physiological reference, but I dont want to jeopardize the FamilyFriendly™ rating of the site.

          8. Yusef drives a Kia

            They bounce, I Do Know…..

          9. Rebel Scum

            Idk what just happened here. But big girls need lovin’ too. Carry on.

          10. ♫ Who wants to ride on an ironing board? ♫

    2. AlmightyJB

      That was pretty funny.

      1. Count Potato

        Undoomed is generally good.

        1. AlmightyJB

          First I’ve seen. I’ll check out some more.

  56. Yusef drives a Kia

    So, My Pot card expired on the 21st and i forgot to renew it, I still called my Delivery service and ordered my usual, and I have now finally bought Legal OTC Pot, Delivered.
    I hated what Cali has become, but this is Fucking Great!
    /+Lagunitas Maximus, MMMMMMM

  57. Yusef drives a Kia

    Lauren Southern gets shut down by the Aussie Cops, they are afraid, seriously
    https://youtube.com/watch?v=LqY4Z1fTrMc

    1. Gustave Lytton

      Wow.

    2. Tres Cool

      Having watched it, I dont agree with her adversarial approach one bit. However, she’s right.
      But by that same logic, who could walk into Vatican City 50 years ago and start screaming about the pope and Catholicism?

      I appreciate her ends, but her means are fucked up.

      Still prolly would, right after I showered from Caroline Biden.

  58. Hyperion

    This guy, who has actually lived under the utopia that Bernie and She Guevara want to bring here to the US, is worth listening to.

    Socialism, never been tried before

    1. Tres Cool

      Before I watch, should I even ask if he says “we needed the right people?”

    2. AlmightyJB

      Excellent video. First I’ve heard of this walk away thing.

      1. Badolph Hilter

        I started hearing about it a couple weeks ago, but it read a bit too much like “I used to be a libertarian until” PR at the time. Not sure if it’s gone beyond that or not.

        1. Hyperion

          I think they have about 150,000 members now. All of whom are according to the left, Russian bots. The left really needs to get some original thoughts, but I suppose it’s way to late for that.

    3. Rebel Scum

      So what you are saying is that I should start a Polish campaign in Napoleon: Total War (w/ Darthmod, obvs…).

  59. Yusef drives a Kia

    Dogs getting up very Quickly, in Slow Motion,
    https://youtube.com/watch?v=fnOR3NOLP48
    Notice what sticks out, and the Comments are funnny

    1. AlmightyJB

      That was pretty cool. My MIL has one of those little Mexican dogs. Those popped out eyes are weird.

      1. Tres Cool

        Maybe she could be treated for hyperthyroidism?
        Oh….the dogs. Nevermind.

        1. Yusef drives a Kia

          LOL, YEA !1

      2. Yusef drives a Kia

        Did you notice their Tongues licked their Noses as they rose off the floor?
        I’m goona ‘Speriment

    1. Tres Cool

      Dude….I tried. I made it up to the ‘native americans lived in peace’

      I did my best.

    2. Bob Boberson

      Yep I tried too but I can only handle so much derp at once. *Raises glass for Derpologist*

      1. Rebel Scum

        Yea that vid is teaming with that shit. Speaking of the Derp, where has he been lately? Scare him off like you did Ken? ///iKeediKeed

        1. Count Potato

          He’s busy working.

    3. straffinrun

      You not contributing to the good vibes, man.

    4. F. Stupidity Jr.

      I love that the people there were being ordered to not interview with the guy and they complied.

      If I’m at a rally and the people there are forbidding me from speaking…maybe I’m on the wrong side of things.

    1. AlmightyJB

      Yeah it is

      1. Gustave Lytton

        Marginalizing and isolating large numbers of the population rarely works well in the long term. Keep pushing people towards feeling like they have nothing left to lose. This will end well.

        1. Hyperion

          Nah, what’s wrong with you, shitlord?, offending 50% of your customer base is the best business practice ever.

          1. Bobarian LMD

            Nobody they know voted for Trump.

    2. Gustave Lytton

      @dtman11
      9h9 hours ago
      You promote hate. Your boyfriend is an ex-Nazi, turned ‘GI’ Nazi-lite. This is not a mystery.
      5 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      Reply 5 Retweet Like 1 Direct message

      ?Safe-Space-Bear ?
      @phadedjaded
      Follow Follow @phadedjaded
      More
      Replying to @dtman11 @BrittPettibone @instagram
      I don’t think he’s old enough to have been a nazi but if so…wish I knew what his secret is

    3. Hyperion

      Being attractive and not a brainless sheep is definitely 3 strikes and you’re out to the left.

      1. egould310

        I work in a retail environment, and on average deal with about 120 customers a day. The ones that come into my shop ranting against Trump and his supporters are invariably the ugliest people. That, and they can barely manage the complex transaction of mailing a letter. They’re usually dumb. If they aren’t dumb, they usually have mental problems. I’m pretty sure a good number of them are drunk or high, in the early afternoon. Oh, and they’ll complain about the price of a fucking postage stamp; because they’re poor. Ugly people, ugly souls. Losers.

        Anecdotal, but definitely a trend.

        1. egould310

          I’ve worked in this neighborhood shop for 3 years, so I know these lefty creeps pretty well. A good number are straight up degenerates. Horrible people. Sick minds, sick bodies.

        2. Hyperion

          In contrast, most of the TDS people I know are PhDs or at least very educated. However, they are also intellectually lazy and cowardly when it comes to politics and would rather just go along to get along than to put themselves into an uncomfortable position. Guys like Jordan Peterson are heroes with balls of steel. You really have to be in one of these environments to appreciate that.

    4. Gilmore

      i don’t understand any of this.

      that said: go ahead, bitch about twitter and facebook interfering with your shit. just don’t go crying for the govt to get involved and idgaf

      i think the shadowbanning/throttling stuff is interesting, but mainly as a technical matter to expose and mock them over. i think they’ll eventually learn that a more hands-off approach is in their own interests. but who knows.

      1. Hyperion

        No, they will not learn. Once you’ve let the left in the door, it’s all over, it’s a fatal disease and there’s no cure except burn to ashes.

        1. Gustave Lytton

          As time goes on, I more & more think the Romanians had the right idea with Ceausescu. They fucked up a lot else from Pie’s comments, but they got that one right.

          1. On 25 December, after being tried and convicted of economic sabotage and genocide, they were immediately executed by firing squad, and Ceaușescu was succeeded as President by Ion Iliescu, who had played a major part in the revolution. Capital punishment was abolished shortly thereafter.

            Well, that’s convenient.

        2. AlmightyJB

          Eventually some smart person is going to vie for these jilted consumers.

          1. Hyperion

            For me, this is a thing of great frustration. Surely, some wrong thinker, like Peter Thiel has the damn money to spin up some serious alternative media. I ever remember him talking about an effort. How do these fucking leftist shits have such a hold on media?

          2. They don’t, good god man, Fox News, Breitbart, World Net Daily, Human Events, Townhall, Red State, etc…and I’m not even going to get into talk radio. The ‘leftist shits’ have a hold on ‘media’ in the same way Budweiser has a hold on ‘beer’. Yes they may have a large market share but that’s by the choice of the consumers. No one is forced to drink Bud Light (thank God) or watch CNN, bitching because a lot of people chose to is childish.

          3. Hyperion

            Sure, and they don’t have any type monopoly on education either. Sorry, but most people still get their news from the alphabet media, or CNN. That is changing, but slowly, the leftist media still have a tremendous amount of power.

          4. The Q2 2018 cable news ratings once again have Fox News on top, with “The Ingraham Angle” posting its best month ever in June.
            Total Viewers: “Hannity” (Fox News, 3.368 million), “The Rachel Maddow Show” (MSNBC, 2.752 million), “Tucker Carlson Tonight” (Fox News, 2.697 million), “The Ingraham Angle” (2.654 million), “The Five” (Fox News, 2.233 million)
            In total day, Fox News was first with 1.409 million viewers and 286,000 in the demo. MSNBC was second in total viewers with 930,000 but third in the demo with 196,000. CNN was third in total viewers with 658,000 but second in the demo with 202,000
            In primetime, Fox was again number one with 2.447 million viewers and 480,000 in the demo. MSNBC was second with 1.736 million viewers and 346,000 in the demo. CNN was third with 929,000 viewers and 302,000 in the demo.

          5. Gilmore

            or they’ll create technical ways to make the methods the FB/Twitter/YT’s of the world more difficult.

            the first step is knowing their algorithms (provided that’s the primary m.o.); the second step is fucking with them.

            that said, the creepy thing YT did was hire an elite-class of “Super-Censors” which was naturally staffed with a bunch of asshole-progs and orgs like SPLC.

            but the best way to fight those people is to simply expose their existence and make them targets of mockery. destroy their credibility.

    5. Rebel Scum

      Brittany Pettibone

      Also known by her porn name, “Brittany Pettibone”. Also, would. Also, she looks too classy for pR0n.

  60. Gustave Lytton

    More FYTW:

    Costco replaces Polish dog with acai bowls

    He described healthier options including açai fruit bowls, organic burgers (which began appearing in some stores last summer) and a plant-based protein salad – listed as an “Al Pastor Salad,” which some people haven’t immediately realized is meatless.

    Jelinek is perhaps not the best pitch-man for that particular item.

    “This new plant-based protein salad, I know that excites you,” he said at the shareholder meeting. “But it is healthy. And, uh, actually, it tastes pretty good, if you like those kind of things. I tried it once.”

    1. Bob Boberson

      “Man, we aren’t moving these acai bowls, we’re seeing a fraction of the revenue that we used to get from our prepared foods section……people just must not be as hungry”

  61. straffinrun

    Not as hawt as I expected. Also, that last pic tells me she may be doing it wrong. *New Yorker but still NSFW

  62. Timeloose

    Feelings Irish whiskey is very good. That is all.

    1. Timeloose

      Teelings that is. Fuxx auto correct.

    2. Tres Cool

      Dont write a poem or limmerick, please.

      1. Timeloose

        No chance of that. Maybe a Haiku

    3. Wo wo wo feelings?

  63. Certified Public Asshat

    My proggie friend is trying to tell me he is a libertarian socialist. I have googled the term and I am still very confused. Can anyone explain this idea to an asshat?

    1. Bob Boberson

      “People should be free to do what we say”

    2. Tres Cool

      He’s a socialist that wants to dilute the meaning. Kinda like lite beer.

    3. Gustave Lytton

      I’m heterosexual male that likes sucking off other guys.

      1. Timeloose

        he wants to have the choice of washing the people’s truck or build the people’s bridge.

      2. Gilmore

        uhm, hello? you’re genderqueer

    4. Badolph Hilter

      Yes: Your proggie friend is a dumbass.

    5. Hyperion

      “My proggie friend is trying to tell me he is a libertarian socialist.”

      I can explain it. Oxymoron = David Weigel.

      Tell your confused friend that those two terms are irreconcilable and then slap some sense into him if needed.

      Nuff said.

      1. Schnirt Gurgleburger

        You can’t slap sense into people. The best you can hope for is to knock the stupid out of them.

    6. Rebel Scum

      libertarian socialist

      Chomsky peddles this crap. I figure they treat this like they do “democratic socialist”. They think adding the modifier “democratic” makes “socialism” ok.

      1. Hyperion

        The ‘Democratic Socialism’ bullshit is the recently most annoying shit ever. Getting slapped about as usual, the progs most recent defense is (I mean, you don’t even know what socialism is, has stopped working I suppose), it’s not socialism, it’s democratic socialism, totally not the same thing! Sure it’s not, just like communism, socialism, collectivism, progressivism, etc, etc, are not the same thing. Sweden is better than the USA because they have Democratic Socialism! Sure they do and sure they are, then move there. What’s stopping you?

    7. straffinrun

      If you think you can redistribute wealth and still have civil liberties.

      1. Hyperion

        You just need the right people, it will work this time. All we need is a wild eyed, wild haired aging commie and a wide eyed clueless bartender from NYC to make it happen.

      2. Certified Public Asshat

        This is definitely where I am getting stuck reading the wikipedia article he sent me to.

        1. straffinrun

          Their first principles don’t include property right protections. Lower left quadrant of the Nolan chart. Your inherent rights as a human being do not include the fruit of your labor, but you have a right not to be spied on, a fair trial, free speech etc…

    8. Raven Nation

      “Libertarian socialism (sometimes called social anarchism,[91][92] left-libertarianism[93][94] and socialist libertarianism[95]) is a group of anti-authoritarian[96] political philosophies inside the socialist movement that rejects socialism as centralized state ownership and control of the economy[97] including criticism of wage labour relationships within the workplace,[98] as well as the state itself.[99] It emphasizes workers’ self-management of the workplace[99] and decentralized structures of political organization,[100] asserting that a society based on freedom and equality can be achieved through abolishing authoritarian institutions that control certain means of production and subordinate the majority to an owning class or political and economic elite.[101] Libertarian socialists generally place their hopes in decentralized means of direct democracy and federal or confederal associations[102] such as libertarian municipalism, citizens’ assemblies, trade unions, and workers’ councils.[103][104] All of this is generally done within a general call for libertarian[105] and voluntary human relationships[106] through the identification, criticism, and practical dismantling of illegitimate authority in all aspects of human life.[107][108][109][110][111][112][113][114] As such libertarian socialism, within the larger socialist movement, seeks to distinguish itself both from leninism/bolchevism and from social democracy.[115]”

      From here: https://ipfs.io/ipfs/QmXoypizjW3WknFiJnKLwHCnL72vedxjQkDDP1mXWo6uco/wiki/Libertarianism.html

      1. trshmnstr

        It’s always a rejection of freedom of association or of private property. Or, in this case, both.

      2. straffinrun

        Leninism without the brutality. Lol.