Buenos Dias Gliberinos!  I’m probably asleep right now, but thanks to the time travel technology designed by the Mayans, I have been able to bring you Mexican links from yesterday!

Deportes:

Did your team win? I don’t know, and its too early for me to try and cater to everyone’s sportsball needs. Find out here.

Events from around the globe:

Trump postpones the next meeting with his puppet master Vladimir Putin for 2019, after the “witch hunt” is over.

Canada and Mexico are colluding against the United States in the trade war.

Women protest Mike Pence at a fundraising event, by dressing as characters from Handmaiden’s Tale. Apparently one of the reasons cited is US immigration policy, which strikes me as a bit of a stretch.

Another day, another high ranking member of a Mexican Drug cartel breaks out of prison.

Absurd Editorials:

Evidently, something was published in a journal called Nature Climate Change that found a correlation between climate change and suicides. What is the causal link you ask? During a month with “abnormally” high temperatures they found a slight uptick in suicides during the course of that month. Which means if the world is getting warmer on average we can expect more months to be “abnormally” hot, which means more suicides. Yes, it did occur to me this is very clearly, not listed in the editorial section.

Finally, the Communist Utopia in Cuba ended, because it never existed anywhere else….

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Here’s some tunes, now turn it all the way up, get out there and kick Thursday’s ass!

…or at least make sure Thursday doesn’t kick YOUR ass

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