The premise is you stick this plastic plate on the wall of your tub via the handy dandy suction cup, and spread peanut butter on the plate. The dog, in theory, will stand in the tub and lick it while you bathe the dog.
I’m not sure why you don’t just spread peanut butter on the shower wall and then wipe it down with a sponge afterwards, but, perhaps the value is in the ridges. One reviewer indicates it takes longer for her dog to lick this plate clean than the shower wall.
“I used to spread peanut butter on my tub and my dog licked it off faster than it took to give him a bath. Bought the Bath Buddy and used it today for the first time…it not only took him longer to lick the peanut butter off but when I got him out of the tub…he jumped right back in to try and get more off!!”
Another reviewer says:
“I gave him the easiest and quickest bath I’ve ever given him tonight. I’m so pleased with this product. Also, it stuck to my tile wall (that’s around tub) just fine. Didn’t fall off at all while my 80 pound dog licked away at it. Well worth the 20.00.”
It probably works better if your dog will get into the tub in the first place; our dogs are smart enough to know what happens when they’re guided to the bathroom, so I’m pretty sure this wouldn’t work for any dogs in our family, who are all Great Pyrs and notoriously anti-bathing, but perhaps there are some Glib pups who would fall for it.
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241 responses to “How to keep your dog in the bath”
I will buy, Bella is a chore to wash, as you might imagine,
First?
Twilight fan?
Fuck you!
/ i know what you did there………..
Please, have another tall boy and calm down.
I just get the hose out and put em in the backyard.
No peanut butter necessary.
I don’t want my Dogs to be afraid of water, that’s a Bad Idea,
Sup Tres!
Oh, the Slimehunds adore the hose. Its more of a chore to keep them still to wash, as opposed to them wanting to get sprayed by it. The best summer toy I ever got them was a $4.99 lawn sprinkler from WOW-mart. It lasted maybe the weekend before they chewed the nozzle off.
I had a Big dog that loved sitting on top of the Sprinklers, Dogs are so cool!, But Belly doesn’t really like water, She tolerates it, So i don’t push it, She’s My Puppy you know….
/almost 2 yrs old
You mean SUP SALLY! Très wants to be called Sally now, and spanked.
Oh shut up Sally!
🙂 howdy Ted
Howdy, Yufus.
“sally” aint gonna stick like YUFUS
I do appreciate your use of accent-acute tho, to properly form TRAY. I get so tired of hearing TREZ.
Actually, turn that around. Its Trés.
In French, it’s très, with an accent grave.
Accent-grave is a open e like in ‘bet’.
Accent-acute is an e as in ‘hey’, or more like an open A.
The French don’t know how to spell. That’s why they have so many silent letters.
I blame all the silent letters on Marcel Marceau.
Or bathe. Hence eau de toilette
Speaking of accents, I’m watching “Dan Candy’s Law”. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0069688/
Donald Sutherland with a real thick Canadian accent, eh. Violent and depressing as well.
You keep telling yourself that Sally.
At least you stopped calling me Shirley.
“Or Mary if Im dressed as my wife…”
How do you Hear on the internet?
YUFUS ain’t YUSEF
Suthen started it.
I read the title, then this comment as I skimmed. I didn’t know I could cock an eyebrow that high. I was relieved when I went back and figured out what the item actually does.
So…..you’ve seen those european movies too?
/asking for a friend
Maintain plausible deniability… always
^This^
*ahem*
Look at the time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77D7DF4Gpo0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0c8090hevdI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=be7iNHw8QoQ
I squirt invermectin into a slice of bread and feed it to my dogs as heart worm preventative. Usually peanut butter will cover up the taste of the medicine.
Not for my male GSD. He turn this into a battle every month. I have to scour the fridge and add different things until he finally deigns to take it.
Gravy is of course the #1 winner. Surprising winner in a clutch… Japanese Yum Yum sauce.
Dogs aren’t as stupid as they act,
Dogs aren’t as stupid as they act
My wife’s little ankle biter had a heart condition at the end of his life. We had heart pills for him to take, and we gave it to him each morning and night folded up in a Kraft single. Wouldn’t you know, whenever he was being ornary we’d find a pill with a tiny bit of cheese stuck to it. The damn dog would eat around the pill!
You have to give it to them, and hold their mouths until they swallow.
My dogs got it in some sort of chewable format that they chewed right up.
Everything is in Chewable Format, Wallets, poison, Chairs, love seats, you know,
Why I don’t have pets man..
I cause enough damage to that shit myself..
Mad Scientist’s dog is a champion. He’s actually managed to eat a sofa, an easy chair, several pillows, and the slower cats.
Our dog won’t even chew a chew bone. She just stares at it, the looks at us with an expression of, “It’s not moving, what am I supposed to do with it?”
Yea, the chewable pills are much easier to give but are unfortunately prescription only. I save quite a bit by buying the active ingredient OTC and giving it myself.
+1 Farm & Fleet
My two WGSDs were experts at extracting w/e medication I thought I could hide in bread, cheese, meat, etc.
The carrier material would get swallowed, and whatever the pill was I had stuffed in there would be expertly spat out like a cherry pit.
Pills get the Throat and hand treatment, it’s only a little bloody as She eats me, but the pill goes down
Beautiful shepherds!
They are prominent in my Glib Video, see here, all Glib dogs!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=eZcPu5p2uxg
Ava and Lucy, Pretty Pups!
Dats my girls! Or….were.
I’m sorry, I really am…. the Melon dog is my Dubz that we lost too young, and now I’m crying……………..
Glibs have Wonderful Dogs, damn!
If I had read a couple more comments down, I’d have found that my story was directly derivative of Tres.
To be honest, this isn’t the first thing I think about peanut butter and dogs.
Glad someone else is on my maturity level.
Yeah, my demented mind went there automatically as well. It’s no fun being a grown up.
Well, now that you are an adult you have means to get a dog and a sex worker…
With peanut butter, one and the same.
Racist, sexist, Islamophobe, traitor? Trump got off easy compared to Salvini.
Relevant:
“ROME — An Italian bishop has said that he would be willing to see an end to Christianity and the dominion of Islam if it meant saving migrants’ lives, Italian media reported Monday.”
https://www.breitbart.com/london/2018/07/24/italian-bishop-i-would-turn-all-churches-into-mosques-to-save-migrants/
TW: Breitbart
And then who would save them from what would result?
White People, just like always…………………….
Gay robots?
Millennials with Beards? They can’t even save themselves………..
“Christ did not come to earth to build churches but to help men regardless of race, religion, or nationality”
I’m confused.
So whycome they’re always begging for money to go build a church in some dumpy central american country?
It’s not really begging so much as a shakedown for your soul.
Italian alter boys crossing fingers.
Alter to what, Altar Girls? just checking, not a Catholic…..
“with a tongue like a cow/she can make you say WOW!”
/Frank Zappa
Who’s really quite Dumb,
and Squeaks when She Come……………….
oh, a Jewish Princess
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8yDarQW7UZc
Hoping for communion
Lol.
I’m told that movie particularly resonates if you went to Catholic school during a certain era.
Absolutely. My uncles who all went to Catholic school in N.Y. in the ’60s and ’70s love that movie.
My understanding of Christianity is that acceptance of Christ is necessary to avoid damnation. So, either this bishop would condemn EVERY SINGLE PERSON BORN IN THE FUTURE to eternal damnation, or he doesn’t truly believe his faith. I suspect the second. Which means he’s a shitty priest. Which means he had no moral authority. Which makes his statement worthless.
Basically, yes. I think it was Aquinas who postulated that something that results in extinction (or universal damnation, in this case) cannot possibly be good.
To be fair, a god that would damn every single person is a shitty god.
TThe “I beat websites into submission” works here, but it’s SF’ed on your About Us profile. Was that intentional, Webdom?
That’s the theme being stupid. The only way to make it link in the bottom of my posts is to do it that way, but it apparently doesn’t work on the about us page, and neither I or SP can make it work right. So I either leave it SFed on the about us page or I remove it from the bottom of my posts. Sigh.
here’s the Oatmeal explaining Dogs,
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/dog_paradox
That manages to make it a bit dusty in here, and I still have years to go with the hound, who’s only 7.
Love that Pup, you only get so much time
She’s a mix, so I’m counting on some hybrid vigor – I figure she’s not quite middle-aged yet.
And, for the record, I will be a goddamn mess when it’s her time.
Im always a basket-case for an easy 10 days up to 3 weeks after I lose one. I feel your pain.
We did Mourning for 2 days, no work, lots of alcohol,
It still hurts a bit…
I would too, She looks like a winner
Thanks, she’s a sweetheart. She has us well trained.
Two shelties, both 11. One to three years left. It weighs on my mind.
As a rule, if your dogs outlive you, something went horribly wrong. Give them the best life you can, and miss them when they’re gone.
We lost two cocker spaniels 22 to 24 years ago.
We started over with three shelties and lost them 11 to 13 years ago.
And we started over again the two more shelties.
I’m not sure we’ll do it again this time around.
It has somewhat weighed on my mind since probably the first year after we got her – my now-wife talked me into getting a dog (and I absolutely did not think it through re: the time commitment) but once the dog got her hooks into my heart I started doing the math. There will be heartache in my future. It will be worth it.
Both of ours (GSPs) are now double digits.
My mutt has been gone for 5 years now and there are still times that I look at his favorite place to lay (right at the base of the stairs that was also in the middle of a door to the kitchen – right in the way of everyone) and get misty when I realize he isn’t there. For months afterwards, when I’d get up and he wasn’t in his spot, I’d panic and think we had forgotten to let him in before going to bed. Then I’d remember that he is chasing pheasants in the great prairie in the sky.
Dueling investigations. Maybe we can get to the point where all the government does is investigate each other.
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2018/07/25/house-republicans-introduce-articles-impeachment-against-rosenstein.html
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhOhGhq0e54
That’s pretty amazing.
The visuals distracted from the music, not the women, but the camera work. Kept crossing the line, the director obviously never went to film school. But thems the blows in this age when anyone with a camera can make anything.
I would prefer a return of dueling.
That would be better.
Thunderdome.
Yeah, until it turns out that Moobs Schumer is like the terminator. He wins duel after duel because no one can blast their way through those moobs to his vitals.
FINALLY!
Congress should fucking clean house. It is their job to provide oversight of the bureaucracy. About time they did it instead of letting them run roughshod so they can avoid controversy and get elected.
Used to have a Newfie, who, true to breed, loved the water. We’d go down to the James River to hang on the rocks, gather him up after he swam around, lather him up, and let him back in the river to rinse off. Easiest dog washing ever, especially considering his size.
Mostly salt water around here, so that won’t work. Like the urban hipster I am, I pay to wash my dog.
Richer! you get a Capital T!
I do like their (incorrect) Latin motto: Lave Canem
My last dog was a Golden and ya, show him some water and he was in it. Throw in rubbing his back and he was really down with it. He loved baths. Even a tub bath but baths at the lake where the easiest if you could keep him from rolling in the mud as soon as he got out.
Golden lab mix I should say. Dad was a Golden and Mom was a black lab but he was 90-100 lbs of Golden looking happy dog.
Happy Dog is Cool!
That was my mutt too. Half black lab half goldie. The results of a lake cabin romance.
He was an absolute hunting machine. My only regret is that I never took him duck hunting, I’m sure he would have been great at it. The problem is I hate duck hunting.
My aunt raises high end field trained dogs (spinones) which I like a lot. We used to hunt together for a few years, but the she quit coming because my mutt would out hunt her dogs all day long. To be fair to her, her dogs were handicapped by being trained to compete in field trials, but still my mutt was one of the better dogs I have ever hunted over. And he was a perfect family dog. Loved wrestling with the boys when they were growing up.
I’m seriously thinking about getting another mix like that. I would like to have a smaller version though to placate the wife (mine was 90lb back in his heyday).
I did not know England’s divorce laws were like this.
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-hereford-worcester-44949856
I’m old fashioned (and unmarried so it’s all academic to me). I don’t like no fault divorce; marriage is a contract if it is anything and no fault divorce against one spouse’s wish is a unilateral breech of contract.
What I really don’t like is the government enforcing one definition of marriage.
I know we libertarians say this about damn near everything, but there’s no reason for the government to be involved at all other than as enforcers of the contract.
People should be able to draw up whatever kind of marriage contract they want and make their own decisions on when divorce is acceptable, what the division of assets will be, and whether or not there will be any alimony.
The funny thing is that a lot of people who claim to oppose “the government defining marriage” when it comes to gays are the same people who would insist that alimony is just part and parcel of marriage.
“Gun Group Claims Few Californians Complied With New Registration Law ”
https://bearingarms.com/tom-k/2018/07/20/gun-group-claims-californians-complied-new-registration-law/
Guns? I have no Guns? Why do you ask?
Feature, not bug.
If a civil war ever starts, it’ll be shit like this that sets off the tinderbox.
Why? Who will support a bunch of self made felons? They’re already smeared before they start.
I’m out of here, but it will come,
Civil War that is…..
A melee/gunfight breaks out between a black radical Pentecostalist-cult and Arizona police…
….leaving 3 cultists dead, 25 police injured, and 70+ charged with felonies…
and no one goes to jail.
The bizarre story of the 1982 “Miracle Valley Shootout”
interesting for a couple of things. one, in how ‘back in the old days’ many people could brandish guns at cops and not be gunned down on sight, how religious cults used women as shock-assault-troops, which prompted more-gentle treatment from local police (loath to strike back), and how a rural Arizona legal system could be overwhelmed by sheer #s, and be unable to even afford to prosecute a gang of black religious kooks from chicago.
1982 is way different from 2018.
The past is a foreign country; they do things differently there.
It was a time when Men were Men, Women were Women, and Communism was still Russian
lol
“The growing use of anti-anxiety pills reminds some doctors of the early days of the opioid crisis.
WASHINGTON — The growing use of anti-anxiety pills reminds some doctors of the early days of the opioid crisis.
Considered relatively safe and non-addictive by the general public and many doctors, Xanax, Valium, Ativan and Klonopin have been prescribed to millions of Americans for decades to calm jittery nerves and promote a good night’s sleep.
But the number of people taking the sedatives and the average length of time they’re taking them have shot up since the 1990s, when doctors also started liberally prescribing opioid painkillers.
As a result, some state and federal officials are now warning that excessive prescribing of a class of drugs known as benzodiazepines or “benzos” is putting more people at risk of dependence on the pills and is exacerbating the fatal overdose toll of painkillers and heroin. Some local governments are beginning to restrict benzo prescriptions.”
http://www.recordonline.com/zz/news/20180721/these-pills-could-be-next-us-drug-epidemic
No, that’s bullshit. Firstly, benzodiazepine use has increased because the use of other sedative-hypnotic drugs have decreased. The use of sedative-hypnotic drugs overall has remained pretty much constant, it’s just that benzodiazepines have replaced more dangerous drugs such as barbiturates. Secondly, there is no such thing as prescribed heroin in the U.S. Junkies like klonopin because it reduces their withdrawal symptoms, and klonopin is more available on the street because many psych patients don’t taking it, so they give or sell their pills way. So when they shoot up illegal junk that could be fentanyl or who knows what, it results in more fatalities.
Uh, anyone that thinks benzodiazapenes arent addictive clearly hasnt met my friends or most of my family. There’s only 2 kinds of drug withdrawal that can actually kill you- alcohol and benzos. And what do you get when you’re withdrawling from alcohol? Benzos.
You’re both right. Benzos are addictive and can certainly be dangerous. HOWEVER, they are significantly safer than most sedatives and opiates. Then again, prohibition/regulation on either one of them is bullshit. You used to be able to buy laudanum off the shelf and the streets weren’t littered with the bodies of junkies.
Coltrane did his best work before he got clean. Same with Royce Da 5′ 9
Sorry, I meant Royce Da 5’9 .
Benzos might be habit-forming or cause “dependence” (which is loosely defined), but they are not addictive.
Firstly, epidemiologically , the CDC, NIMH, nor anyone anyone else can find a population of benzo addicts.
Secondly, all addictive drugs are dopaminergic, and benzos aren’t.
Although, I agree the prohibition is bullshit. Alcohol is both dopaminergic and there are a massive number of addicts. But any adult is allowed to buy as much alcohol they can afford.
+ 1 cardboard sign, “Anything helps”
I saw a couple misspelling for “nicotine”
Nicotine is dopaminergic.
That’s true that suddenly stopping benzos can kill you. So can suddenly stopping SSRI’s (which doctors want to hand out like candy because they aren’t controlled substances). I knew someone who suddenly stopped prozac and died because if it.
So much for Me quitting Beer
Save the glue till next week:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hd1ciPnTGKg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwJnnf1Ogcw
That was me on a Roof today, without the Glue,
/I need to quit……………..
Is it already time for another moral panic? It feels like we’ve barely just started the opiate panic.
I can’t keep up. Trump is still literally Hitler, right?
That will never change.
Of course it will. Once he’s out of office, and the next president is out of office. At that point, Trump will have been an elder statesman, and the new Republican candidate is literally Hitler.
^ this
Odd. Those purple things aren’t shaped a thing like my cousin’s vagina.
-1 Blue Waffle
I… uh… what are you doing… Nevermind.
I don’t know why this question popped in my mind after reading your comment. Does STEVE SMITH have a baculum?
I think only HM is qualified to answer that.
HM would just link to something like this
Of course. More potential for damage that way.
Disturbingly, I think the answer is STEVE SMITH has bacula.
There’s someone who can help deal with that
You must have a very close family. I have no idea what any one of my cousin’s junk looks like.
I do.
You know what his cousins junk looks like?
I have a Cousin, who’s Junk I wouldn’t mind seeing
/Hillbilly………….
Way to get the joke, Mickey.
This is the response to me challenging a former hs classmate on their expressed support for socialized medicine and other collectivist and anti-freedom positions. I can’t even….
Redacted: You’re not looking to change your mind, open it, or think differently, you’re trying to “beat” someone at a conversation and I don’t think anyone is interested in that. If you don’t like what I post you can scroll on by, but I’m done engaging people just looking for a scrap.I disagree fundamentally with most of your assertions.
1) To the contrary, I am the only one demonstrating an “open mind”, given that I am open to debate. 2) You do not “beat” someone in a conversation, but you can beat someone in a debate. 3) You clearly are not interested in debate, as you are “done” engaging people. 4) You “disagree” without justification. 5) You imply that I am “close-minded” while literally closing yourself off from engaging people that may disagree with the ideas that you post on the internet, which are therefor posted to the public and necessarily subject to public scrutiny!
My generation is the worst.
P.s. Something about pets: I’ve been having to give my cat medicine for the past few days and it’s been quite a pill for me.
I don’t know your age but I ended up ditching most of my 50+ aged friends because they are idiots, and I’m not worried about losing loser friends………..
Is 60+ ok?
Yes, age and Stupidity are not the same……………….
Ingur won’t let me upload pics. Anyone got recommendations for another image uploader thingy to share here?
I’ve got a 100 pound pit/boxer mix that doesn’t take a bath if he doesn’t want to and a 30 pound pug that’s too old and blind to give a damn.
Google Photos, if you have Android it’s ready for you…..
https://photos.app.goo.gl/QP1rN6FYxVnep41KA
The radar on my tinfoil hat is going insane right now for posting a link directly from my phone picture storage like that.
Adorbs. Every once in a while I have the impulse to get the hound a companion, but we’re already packed in tight here.
We have a seven pound cat who keeps them in line. He’s actually my favorite.
My Bella needs a Puppy
Awwww….
Love those Puppies!
https://postimages.org/
I love pugs because OHMYGAWDWOULDYOUJUSTLOOKATHISSQUISHYFACE
https://photos.app.goo.gl/XQyp33PVe7dcXHLw8
Getting old sucks! My back is so Jacked up I’m walking with a Cane, it’s a very Cool looking cane but still……
Is there a sword in it!? Please tell me there’s a sword in it.
Better. A shotgun.
And a black thing that goes up.
No, i keep the Cutlass at home, but I’ll beat you with my Cane
/Andy Jackson!
https://ftopx.com/images/201402/ftop.ru_90615.jpg
NSFW.
https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/kYMAAOSwD05aU9CN/s-l300.jpg
https://www.erocurves.com/galleries/41749/2_big.jpg
http://freshwallpapers.in/walls/rosie_jones_glamour_model-HD.jpg
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-_xcw7mXc9qQ/T9C5q87D_YI/AAAAAAAAAjk/gNBEMMuksj0/s1600/179244_3172310078433_25820963_n.jpg
https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Bg_FOiSlI1E/WOvQSpmz8MI/AAAAAAAANUY/0evUVWBR5KUDWwFi-L2V3ZFnbrLLpet1gCLcB/s1600/3.jpg
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ydhAZsHRcVE/UU9dpA0PlpI/AAAAAAAAe-A/Ojg12rqYP0E/s1600/_2011_41.jpg
http://www.lescablair.com/img/home/Larissa-Bartolo_April-2014-(2).jpg
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-t7tBTejSI2I/UN6L6ELqnRI/AAAAAAAABSw/HugH3WRSynw/s1600/pic002_26-12-12.jpg
100% good, TY!
We have a winner.
I just had a brilliant idea. Instead of dogs and peanut butter. Put garbage on your dick to get a raccoon to suck it.
Where’s trshmnstr? Brilliant idea, yea or nay?
I dunno about raccoons, but it sure gets elmo going
RABIES PENIS
Uffda. That is just dumb.
Why do you think doG gave them such small human like hands? So they could give you a tug job (while at the same time making your dick look huuuuuge).
I encountered a rather large raccoon on my morning run two weeks ago. We almost got into a knife fight.
I had a knife fight break out at one of my parties I threw in my 20s, not nearly as unsettling as wild animal.
If your dogs don’t like taking a bath, maybe there is something wrong with your water. You should get it tested by a lab.
My old mutt was half lab and he adored the water. Loved rolling around in any stinky stagnant water he could find. Then he’d writhe around if you tried to wash the stink off him. You could almost hear him “Nooooooooo, I smell so pretty! Why would you wash it off me?”
I also would invest in a cheap kiddie pool for him each summer. Fill it up so he could lay in it when it got hot. I even spoiled him and put it in the corner of the yard where he could keep cool and keep an eye on the front yard to make sure no other dogs thought they could walk on it.
Was he named Trumpy?
Blue. After Blue’s Clues.
SNL used to have some funny moments, and Michael Keaton is always great.
Good dog name. We had a chihuahua that would lay on its back and piss in the air like fountain. Stupid dog.
Dogs are so bourgeoisie. Where the pet monkeys at?!
Dogs Love you, Monkeys rip your Face off, that’s why
If by ‘love’ you mean make me weeze and cough and generally feel like I’m suffocating, then yes dogs do love me.
Pope, did you already take your pilgrimage to Algoma for the year? Or is it still to come?
Took it and came back. We caught 7 fish the first day and 16 the second day. The cold start to the year screwed up the fishing a bit. We only caught one king, the rest were lakers and steelheads.
The whole time we were on the edge of bad weather, but it missed us.
So a good time. If you are interested in details or contact info let me know.
By the way we were there around 6/15 this year. The trip usually is around my wife’s b-day and my parents’ anniversary so one of us is always in trouble on the home front.
So you passed by me by around 5 miles on 29 then. One of these years we’ll have to grab a beer.
Yup. What town are you in?
Have to ask, has Scott Walker rescinded funding for picking up road kill? I’ve never seen so many dead deer on the side of the road as this year. And a lot of the same ones were still there when we were going back.
Is he worried that the dudes who clean up roadkill might accidently sweep up the Packers this year in a case of mistaken identity?
Nice try Federale! I’m not giving up my location! No, it’s not a town you’d know, we don’t even have our own exit. Roadkill is a county thing; and yeah the counties seem to be skimping on that; but I don’t blame them when you have union workers are going to try and bleed as much as they can and probably demand a bonus for doing roadkill.
My guess is somewhere btw Eau Claire and Wausau.
Wrong end.
Is there a right end in ‘Sconi?
Well, given we birthed progressivism, there sure seems to be a left end.
Well, there’s that.
Also, new John Cusack movie.
Looks weird. I think we’re gonna be disappointed.
I’m gonna be drunk if I watch it. As long as it doesn’t have some stupid political message and entertains me for a bit, it scores higher than a lot of other forms of entertainment these days.
But, on a technical front, it looks like a digital film that was shot by a foreign film crew, 25p instead of 24p, which makes it look chinsey, but not sure if that is something you would notice, but it bothered me.
You know way more than me. I just want to be entertained.
The trailer needs moar audio of a garage door slamming. Only had that sound effect 15 or 16 times in 2 and a half minutes.
Well, I’ve been through your stomping ground a lot on my way to visiting a girl I knew at St. Lawrence.
a ‘girl’ at seminary?
Lawrence uni in Appleton. Giant waste of money for a degree from there.
Yeah, I had a few cousins that went there. They all make more money than me now.
At 46K a year, they better.
“The first five women he worked with successfully sued him for child support, and nearly half of his paycheck is garnished for his offspring.”
https://nypost.com/2016/06/12/professor-who-donates-sperm-in-city-bathrooms-has-sired-22-kids/
Sounds like he’s got a fetish.
“We’re strong independent women who don’t need a man to provide for us, but he should provide for our kids, because kids are fucking expensive!”
Admits to jerking off in public bathrooms. Uh, that would probably get me fired.
*psst* Use the stalls, not the urinals.
*taps nose knowingly*
At the least. He’s also dumb as a post.
Idea I’m kicking around; writing a Trump hating article that cites everything his predecessors did that he still is doing and writing it in a style like the lefty sites do, but linking each thing to an article concerning a previous administration.
Do it.
Maybe make a Hat and Hair episode where he bitches about past presidents getting away with all those things and he can’t.
Well, my Hat and Hair being based on preexisting Trump audio, I;m not sure I could do that exactly, but was thinkiing of hiding a new Hat and Hair cartoon amongst the in article links.
My first concert ever was April Wine (Eddie Money opened). 1982 at the old Met Center. No reason for the nostalgia except that the overnight guy at Ace linked this gem.
Don’t like it? Fuck you.
But here’s another that everyone digs.
To make you feel old, my first concert was Collective Soul, after their third album dropped. I was 14 and Listen was the album single.
Pup.
I like CS, though.
Which is why I win the slave auction for your daughter, right?
Haha! No chance, amigo!
You’re still the best ever, though.
If you’re bored, try figuring out what this famous Japanese saying means: 蛍雪の功. 蛍 means firefly, 雪 means snow, 功 means gong.
That’s easy.
Finally some Jaoanese I can understand.
Alright. It means that if you study by firefly or the light off the snow, you’ll get good results. IOW, You study hard until late at night even if it means you have to do it by the light of the firefly. I just thought it was a cute saying.
I just get my dog really drunk for bath time.