SEA SMITH NOT HAPPY. HE TRY TAKE RELAXING CRUISE. BUT SHIP PEOPLE SAY “NO BRING UGLY FISH” – SEA SMITH EXPLAIN IT EMOTIONAL SUPPORT ANIMAL…NO WORK. SEA SMITH NO GO ON CRUISE. TRY RELAXING NEAR SEA LION COLONY (BY RELAXING, MEAN RAPE SEA LIONS). BUT NO ALL YOU CAN EAT SEAFOOD BUFFET OR LOUNGE ACTS….SO SEA SMITH NOT HAPPY.
BUT HE HAPPY TO GIVE LINKS! SO HERE ARE GOOD LINKS TO TALK ABOUT:
- SEA SMITH UNHAPPY ABOUT NOT GO ON SHIP, BUT NOT AS CRAZY AS HOOMAN ON SUBWAY. SEA SMITH NO SWIM UP HUDSON. NYC CRAZY!
- SEA SMITH REMEMBER SOMETHING ABOUT “MOTHER OF ALL BATTLES” – IT NOT GO GOOD FOR CRAZY DICTATOR….SO WHY ANOTHER ONE SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT?
WHAT YOU SAY? - SILLY HOOMANS. IT EASIER IF ASK SEA SMITH TO DO IT FOR YOU! SEA SMITH LIKE MINES, THEY TICKLE WHEN GO BOOM.
- SEA SMITH VERY CONFUSE. HIM HEAR ALL THINGS FROM NEW PRESIDENT MEXICO… BEFORE ELECTION, HIM BURP WHOLE INTERNATIONALE AND WEAR HAMMER AND SICKLE UNDERWEAR…NOW, THIS?!
SEA SMITH HOPE YOU HAVE GOOD NIGHT – HIM GO AND HAVE BEERS WITH FRIEND NINGEN. HIM ONLY SAY “BLOOP” SO NO ARGUMENTS!
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155 responses to “SEA SMITH’S SUNDAY EVENING LINKS”
Deterrents to migration? Have they thought about building a wall on their side?
Damn your eyes! I was about to claim first.
There’s 2 types of people in the world. The quick and the dead.
Yeah, but you didn’t get big titty blond girl gif.
Doesn’t matter.
There’s a big titty blonde girl gif? I must have missed it.
Yeah. Prove it. Show us the gif.
He got a perfectly fine gif!
Worked elsewhere, eh?
No. Unless you count East Berlin which did a terrific job of keeping its people in.
The incoming Mexican president plans to cut government salaries, perks and jobs. Savings from those cuts, he says, will be directed toward social programs and infrastructure. He also plans to reduce taxes for the private sector in the hopes of spurring investment and job creation.
Hmm…. I predict no tax cuts.
Wait…what?
I know right? Guess he’s an Alt-Right Nazi after all. I wanna see some more prog tears.
Has anyone briefed Bernie or Pol Thot on this new development ?
What the hell sort of socialist is this guy?
“reduce taxes for the private sector”
Democrats do not approve! This guy is a fake socialist, just another Putin puppet! Putin hacked their socialism!
The Manchurian Mexican Pres? Manchexican?
I’ll believe it when I see it. We’re talking about a country in which a bunch of candidates were killed this election season.
That’s good advice for any politician. But it’s damn odd for him to say this since it is the opposite of nearly everything he ran on.
Right? I thought he basically campaigned on making his country miserable and increasing the northward migrant count.
Exactly. I can’t figure out why he suddenly believes doing a 180 is good policy for the country or good politics for him.
He’s already Mexican, so all he has to do is legalize weed and have ass sex?
Gun Jesus (danke Warty! That’s a good nickname for him) interviews a South African on South African gun laws.
Can’t imagine Trevor Noah interviewing him.
Why is the audio so aliased?
It sounds like South African gun laws aren’t as bad as I thought.
The crime is, though.
What I was going to say. You can legally own a gun, and you’re going to need it.
Maybe I have to re-watch it, but Lauren Southern’s Farmlands made it sound like it was way more difficult get guns.
Sunday Night Immediately Off-Topic Giant Super Happy Fun Time Sample Theater!
Monk Higgins did this number called Breast Stroke just for a very NSFW (and asymmetrical) Pam Grier.
Then about a year ago, ill af Sean Price needs a hook, and steals it for himself.
That is asymmetrical.
I dont takes ’em, I just shares ’em.
I wouldn’t kick her out of bed.
If you prop up one side just right then they’d likely…..oh, nevermind.
Maybe it’s an optical illusion? We would probably have to see them in motion to tell.
Maybe we can help Mexico and Central America to have countries people want to live in by legalizing drugs and ending the violence. Nah, we need to ensure we kill as many children as possible if it saves just one child.
Where can I vote for this initiative?
Sorry for corpse fucking this thread (not really), but that made me spit my coffee out.
Well done.
Sea Smith only sad because Space Smith not arrive yet. And by arrive mean…
Are you saying his train is always “on-time” ?
And by arrive mean…
Arrival?
Needs more fanfare .
I knew that’s what it was going to be.
The internet:
https://twitter.com/shoe0nhead/status/1020971137969385472
https://twitter.com/GamingAndPandas/status/1020960516607496197
“English Blonde Double Teamed by Reason and Logic” is still available on Pornhub.
brb
I’m heading out. I’ll check in tomorrow to see how you liked it.
ok, I lol’d
I Watch the Sea https://youtu.be/vbSX10VzVmg
DUBAI (Reuters) – Iranian President Hassan Rouhani on Sunday cautioned U.S. President Donald Trump about pursuing hostile policies against Tehran, saying “war with Iran is the mother of all wars”
**Standard disclaimer about non-aggression and preferring peace to war.** Come at me, bro.
I heard this very morning on the way to work how a young woman and her child fled Southern Mexico because of gang violence and no mention of economic reasons. A couple years ago I also got a taxi ride to the airport from a dude who fled Chicago and several other large cities he tried to work in that I don’t remember because of violence. He brought his family to our relatively peaceful neck of the arid Rocky’s for a better life. Are there no safe places south of the border for gang threatened people to go to? I mean, I don’t want to sound like an asshole, actually I don’t care if I do, but fleeing gang violence does not justify asylum and all the benis that go with it. In the story this morning she gave up her request and returned to Mexico so NPR said because the conditions she was held in where so horrific.
President-elect Andres Manuel Lopez Obrador on Sunday released a seven-page letter he sent to U.S. President Donald Trump detailing how he plans to improve Mexico’s economy and security when he takes office in December so that Mexicans do not feel the need to migrate.
“There will be many changes,” he promised in the letter. “And in this new atmosphere of progress with well-being, I’m sure we can reach agreements to confront together the migration phenomenon as well as the problem of border insecurity.”
Lopez Obrador also suggested the two countries draft a development plan backed by public funds and invite Central American countries to join, with the aim of making it “economically unnecessary” for Central Americans to migrate.
Dude won’t last a week.
In today’s I love capitalism update. Since Icelandair has come to Cleveland, international flights are dirt cheap. A round trip flight to Reykjavik costs under $400. A round trip flight from Reykjavik to Munich also costs under $400. A round trip flight from Cleveland to Munich runs around $1,400. The girlfriend and I may be able to swing Oktoberfest earlier then we planned.
Excellent. If you are there this year, let me know.
Won’t be this year, I’m planning GABF for this year. But we are looking at the cheap flights for a vacation next year. Spend a day or two in Reykjavik, fly to a location in Europe, spend a week or so there, fly back to Reykjavik, spend a day or two, fly home. Under $500 round trip from Reykjavik is: Zurich, Köln, Hamburg, Barcelona, Dublin, Brussels, Amsterdam, London, Edinburgh, Manchester, Copenhagen, Nice, Prague, and several others. This has opened up a lot of cheaper travel options for us.
Very cool.
Air fares are bananas. I recently flew LGA to CLE for around $500 round-trip. My boss didn’t want to travel to LGA because like all my coworkers he lives in NJ. The same airline wanted $1400 for a round-trip from Newark. My company “advised” him that he was going to fly out of LGA anyway.
I’m sure if we had an air traffic control person, or someone who worked in the airlines, we could get a great story as to how this happens. All I know is that the girlfriend and I will be taking advantage of this while we can. FFS, it’s cheaper for us to fly to Iceland then to the West coast of the US. The fact it knocks a couple hundred dollars of flights from there to the rest of Europe is just a bonus.
And on the travel budget, I’ve heard tales of one company that had the best way to deal with it that I’ve ever heard of. You had to go through their planners initially, but if you found a cheaper option, you got a bonus equal to 150% of the difference between the travel planners and your travel costs. So everyone had an incentive to find cheap travel plans that they preferred.
I am not confident of the abilities of air traffic control persons.
I played in a softball tournament a couple of years ago in which the umpire in one of our games was an air traffic controller. I get up to bat, fly out to centre field. Runners tag up, throw into home plate, etc. Umpire never calls me out. I end up safe on 2nd base. Guess he lost track of me.
I am an anxious flyer.
More of something I’d be interesting in reading a Glib written article about.
The girlfriend and I have been flight shopping for the past hour or so. Some of the flights are just stupid cheap. Cleveland to Zurich through Reykjavik (with a day or so in Reykjavik to deal with delays), for under $800. Cleveland to Dublin for under $600, Cleveland to Copenhagen for under $600. It’s stupid cheap to fly for us now. And these are based on 8 day stays in the final destination country, without me min-maxing the costs too much.
OMWC=buzz kill.
Okay, so I was able to spend the afternoon kicking back in the recliner, watching the British Open on DVR, playing on the Glibs and drinking.
I’ve just finished a plate of smoked country style ribs of the gods, pork fat glistening on my chin, and that bastard sends me an e-mail. “You’ve got to watch this”. What is it? A fucking vegan trying to make an omelet.
I’m basking in a porcine and bourbon glow of goodness, and now I’m watching a Kansas City faggot trying to convince me an omelet without eggs is an omelet. He doesn’t even have the decency to use Muhrican measurements.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=q3xs_175vUM
So,…you want to ruin our Sunday evening?
Yes. Yes I do.
Because he’s a UK faggot, not a KC faggot… KC faggots luv da rib bonez.
Also, KC non-faggots.
Indeed, Mojeaux.
+1 New Age Girl .
I hate to brag, but… *buffs nails on blouse*
Bonus Sunday Super Giant Happy Fun Sample Theater!
I’m sure all Glibs know the duet from Kenny Loggins and Michael McDonald, about survival.
Fast forward a couple years (well, nearly 2 decades) and Nas doesnt just sample it, he uses the whole damn song .
Whoops…..thread fayul.
/too many EARFquakes
Yeah, but it gave me the opportunity to use a line from one of my favorite movies.
or bastardize a line anyway. It’s a “bunch of Kansas City faggots”, not “a Kansas City faggot.”
Is that like a “Texas homosexual”?
A Texas homosexual still pulls more pussy than the studliest poonhound in Kansas. Because, Texas.
And chows on beef ribs instead of pork?
Ya, that is a pancake. That is straight up vegan appropriation of words.
And damn you for linking to that.
Don’t shoot the messenger. It’s all OMWC’s fault.
So what were you trying to google that got you to faggot vegan making an omelet?
Got about 5 minutes into Oliver stone’s untold history of the US before I had to turn it off. The evil murkins were saved by God-in-flesh FDR meddling in nascent WWII, despite the fact that literally-better-than-God Stalin was utterly prescient in predicting exactly how geopolitics would unfold.
I assumed that series would be Howard Zinn – esque trash.
Yeah, I started watching this with the wife and then realized it was all propaganda. I spent more time trying to explain how they were subtly distorting the truth than watching the damn thing.
(Henry Wallace is a saint who the evil corporate interests opposed)
How long has it been since Stone had a studio back him? 15 years?
Off to the beach. Should top 100F today. This white boy is gonna get fried.
Dont you mean……flied ?
*Kicks sand in TC’s face*
* Tres Cool responds to ad in the back of a comic book. He learns isometrics. Then kicks straffinrun’s ass *
Cool. Get me some sea monkeys while you’re at it.
I can see your balls with these X-Ray specs. They aren’t as big. Or that blue.
+1 Charles Atlas
Actually, I used to be a male model. I did all the BEFORE pictures for diet-pills ads!
I’m a male model, not a male prostitute!
I’m going home now… to vomit!!
https://youtu.be/BRNnU1saw3c
LACIST!!
Fry whiteboy, fry!
Pretty fry for a white boy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtTR-_Klcq8
That explains the 31 when I asked for a 13 ?
I worked on a couple music videos for the Offspring. Not a fan of the music, but they were very nice dudes and were easy to work with.
Thats what we call White Business https://youtu.be/_9Xmlyz9bMM
Go you! I’ve never seen or met them.
I saw Offspring in Columbus years ago, as a double bill with DKM. I was quite disappointed to learn, upon arrival, that DKM was the opener.
I saw them in Denver at The Ogden theater years back. Music wasn’t great but they were cool. I was right up against the stage. Got home and noticed footprints on my back from people climbing me to stage dive. Good concert.
I went to a DOA show a couple years ago and got pretty beat up in the mosh pit. The back of my t-shirt had the clear impression of a size 9 Chuck Taylor on it. Didn’t feel a thing. Slipped on beer and got stepped on.
Still get in a mosh pit at 49 years old, though.
Mosh pit @ 49, or as I call it “getting out of the tub”.
Not me. The music got too loud!
You know the old saying: “If it’s too loud, turn it down.”
Don’t forget your tempura sunscreen if you’re going fry.
“What’choo recordin’? My dick in yo mouth?”
That person is sending out all kinds of mixed signals.
New Yorkers are so sophisticated and cool. A real Algonquin Roundtable there.
You forgot classy.
I still love Dorothy Parker.
Clearly you’re a fan of one perfect rose…
*cough cough*
To be fair, there are assholes everywhere.
Obligatory
I was soooo gonna do that
I know. But there is a disconnect between “The New Yorker” magazine and an actual New Yorker. It’s a goof.
lol.
SScarier thought – a) that GoodSpaceGuy is running for US Senate again or b) that he’s about the fourth best choice of 20 candidates in a top 2 primary?
As much as I dont care for Bonamassa, put some grime in your grind with Mahalia covering Betty Davis.
But the original is sooo gooood.
Oh, I agree. But I also think that Mahalia does a great interpretation of Betty’s songs.
Bonamassa, in the same vein as Travis Barker, has to ruin everything by over-playing and over-producing every song he touches.
I’ll put that stuff in the “To Listen To” file. I only know Betty Davis from a pretty exhaustive career retrospective on WFMU’s Bob Brainen show. About two years ago, he started playing her music track by track every week. Or maybe something else. Everything is getting fuzzy now…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O56wJadwXeU
Watching old Columbo episodes, I’m really noticing the lack of constant music during the episodes. Not uncommon for both TV & movies older than 20 years, but so very relaxing not to have the incessant sound.
Just one more thing…
…great minds
Stop it, Tulpa!!
+1 more thing
Whoa!
What’s up with the people who didn’t intervene or confront that animal that claimed to be a mother on the subway?
Wtf?
It is NYC, you’re supposed to pretend nobody else exists but you, that way you don’t have to deal with crazy people like the above.
Hate crime arrest in Stumptown
Deliberately vague on the details. My guess, he owns property next to the bum camp and tried to run them off or was harassed while walking by.
Yeah, ring up that OT! Specialized gun task force to ‘process and collect’ a firearm? And a “Bias Crime Detail”? SMDH. Meanwhile, can’t do basic patrolling, particularly of the downtown area but plenty of people & resources for horseshit nonsense. Washington Monument effect in action.
Yeah, community members. Bums leaving piles of shit, figurative & literal, everywhere they plop down.
“Based on information learned during the investigation, officers believe the suspect made biased statements directed at the victim while menacing the victim with the a firearm.”
Dat Nungro dunt go my rand no more. He stay way.
I would need a translation from Prog into plain English before I comment on this.
Intersectionality. Homeless>Non homeless. SE Asian<AA or Latino. Man<Woman.
I thought I saw something about how the gun was going to jump up and murder somebody but I could have mis-translated something in my head.
https://theheartysoul.com/three-day-workweek/. Worthless article. The market pays what the market pays.
I fucking love science.
Science mixed with the iron fist of the state:
There’s a reason countries such as France have made it illegal to email employees after work hours. Other scientists have also suggested changing the modern workweek to four days (and you can bet everyone could benefit from that). So, it goes without saying that work-life balance, at least in North America, seriously needs to be addressed.
Why not zero days? I know I would be happy with that.
UBI 4U
https://youtu.be/gCmIEREtPfY
Well, with ObamaCare on the books I think a lot of businesses would choose to have employees only work 25hrs, but I don’t think most people would like the pay cut.
Democrats, working furiously to get our standard of living down to that of Europe!
Rufus, if you are still here, I have a food question.
People of Italian descent, from Providence down to Philadelphia, make a tomato sauce they call “gravy”. It has everything — all kinds of meat, meatballs, sausage, brasciole, etc. and multiple herbs (thyme, basil, oregeno…) No one does that in Italy. Not even in Genoa. Do Italian-Canadians do the same thing? Or is it just in the U.S.?
We do that too. But we call it sauce. Calling it ‘gravy’ is barbaric.
What don’t they do in Italy? Put meat in the sauce? Sure they do. In Calabria for example, they put goat meat. Then there’s Bolognese from Emilia-Romagna in the north.
They put meat in sauce in Italy, but not not a laundry list of meat. Italian-Ametican “gravy” could have meatballs, hot sausage, sweet sausage, brasciole, chunks of beef, pork, chicken, etc. all in one pot. That’s not bolognese.
No one does that in Italy
Not sure that’s true. My people came from Northeast Italy (mountain country straight North from Venice – if you hit Austria you’ve gone too far), and there was a family red sauce that was to die for. Granted it didn’t necessarily have all the shit that we put in here and it was never called ‘gravy’ but it exists!
My question was whether Italian-Canadians put the level of shit Americans do.
Those fuckers put gravy on everything.
And then send all their good hockey players to us. It’s a beautiful arrangement.
This clown must be paying the Post to appear in their pages every single day in order to pump up his alleged musical career. I can’t think of any other reason.
Do you pronounce his first name as “take a shit”?
I really don’t get how things can escalate from ‘I’m going to the store’ to a screaming match; some people just need to make drama I guess. (not about me, but my little not brother and his woman.)
Depends on the store…
Got time for a drink this August? I’ll be back in Tokyo next week.
Sure. I have been informed by my doctor that I should not be drinking anymore, but we can grab some food. I’ll send you a message.
Ok.
Damn son, time to get a new doctor.
Seriously, hope you feel better…