Hey guys. As you might have noticed, Sloopy is still not pulling his weight. I’m not saying this explains it, but we might be selling merch for bail. Maybe. There’s some discussion about whether or not this is too deplorable for even a site dedicated to freedom, rapesquatches, sexually explicit political slashfic and puerile “humor”.

This is an awesome (and super-depressing) insight into North Korea where Rocket Man is personally intervening in holiday camp hot springs and bag factories.

“Unemployment is low because everyone has two jobs,” said  Ocasio-Cortez. This prosperity is killing us! Right and nobody goes to the popular restaurants, they’re too crowded.

As I have been saying, $70/bbl oil is far more likely than $170/bbl, no matter what Bloomberg and other scare-mongers are hawking.

Florida Woman, please do not mix 4Loco, methadone, and child care. What’s the over/under she serves more than the 20 months the chick who hung the toddler in Minnesota served? Or more than this Florida Woman who killed her mother in a confrontation about being left out of the will. Wait. I’m married to a Florida…. hold on. Got to change the will.

And here’s something of interest to one Glib in particular — “How to Eat Like a Gilmore”  h/t jesse.in.mb

 

It’s not creative, but I ain’t heard it in a while.