OK, here I am. Just going to have to wait it out. Sure hope this dart with the neurotoxin is enough to take down STEVE SMITH. If not, there will be one less fondue miner laboring for the Swiss…
Wait a minute – there is a nice little shadowy spot. I think I will try there.
Perfect.
Wait a mimute…there is someone in the shadows! Limping?
“You are walking with a limp.” I readied the dart.
Instead of a roar or STEVE SMITH TALK, I get “I am 2 months from 90 and have had 3 back operations…of course I am limping, jongen!”
“Dad?!”
“Oh goody, you retain some wits about you.”
“So it was you…what was with all the hints?”
“Those were the places I lived in 1951-1953 when I started medical school. Figured the only way to get you there was via STEVE SMITH.”
“That isn’t fair!”
“It worked, ja?”
“…ja vader.”
“Oh, jongen even remembers some Nederlands. I trust the lesson has been learned?”
“Ja. Listen to father and stay away from the SMITHS.”
“Correct, jongen. Time to go home now. Nostalgia is fine, but our family left here for numerous reasons. Busybody bunch of…”
THE END
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70 responses to ““THE STEVE SMITH SANCTION” – The Conclusion”
Wait….no fondue ?
Raclette for all!
Mmmmmm raclette!
Raw milk raclette!
Does that come in velveeta flavor?
Campbells Cheese Soup, but with a Fancy name in a pot……….
+1 Ketchup Soup and saltine crackers
+1 Well what you get is a breaded salsbury steak in a shake-n-bake
And topped with a provocative sauce of Velveeta and uh, half-n-half
Smothered with Campbell’s tomato soup
oh stop that, you’re make me hangry!
Hype, that sounds like it has Potential, is this a real thing?
It was (according to at least one bourbon soaked troubadour), but the joint appears to be closed.
Id go with cream of mushroom soup for that entree.
Cream of mushroom soup + a large amount of crumbled Club crackers + copious amount of black pepper = gustatory bliss
If you leave it on the counter for a few weeks.
I’ve got some and now I want onion soup, but it’s too late to start it. Fuck Swiss, that bastard, getting me all hungry.
But what kind of broth will you use?
He’ll use cans of Swanson’s Vegetable broth. I mean seriously, how fucked up is that?
I’d rather shove an M-80 up a dog’s butt.
A female dog with a yeast infection.
PM that sounds like a very nasty soup broth.
Indeed, it has
LOL
Nicely played, Swiss.
BUT IF THAT FATHER, WHERE STEVE SMITH?
Obviously he actually IS trying to mediate the Great Reindeer Crisis between Sweden and Norway…
In retrospect, as long as the answer isn’t “right behind you”, it’s fine…
^GREAT TRUTH^
And by mediate mean…
Finland and the laplanders are the cartel that needs broken up.
laplanders, what gives? i’m mean, where the Hell is LapLandia?
near Vegas? close to the Money bunnies?
Ill just go ahead and enact the labor for you: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lapland_(Finland)
HEY YUFUS!
The top part of Scandinavia.
Basically, since Scandinavia looks like a cock and balls, Lapland is the bush.
Fennoscandia?
Aaaaaaand, you lost me 🙂
Fennoscandia
I like Geography, I was trying to be funny
Vegas?
Money Bunnies?
SUP TRES
CL, your Samson is still the Thumbnail for my Melon Dog tune, I love it!
Let me put some Laplandia learnin’ on ya
We shall continue with style!
I find the lack of Toblerone disturbing
Don’t forget to get a plate of poffertjes & Chocomels for you & Pops while waiting for your flight home at AMS!
Yet another free-market canadian utilizes capitalism.
TW: time magazine
Good ROI i suppose
He’s definitely winning the truth telling competition this year.
So does this mean no more STEVE SMITH links posts?
I only caught the final two entries to the series. At any point did Thayer David make a cameo and get a well deserved comeuppance?
TW:Twitchy
Dimwitted lefty type can’t figure out simple problem.
These fucking people are much more obsessed with Russian than Joe McCarthy and James Jesus Angleton ever were. It’s been hysterical watching the exact same people who hooted over Obama’s “The 1980s called and wanted their foreign policy back” turn into a modern day version of HUAC.
I gave up trying after Louise Mensch said the Russians were behind #metoo.
Every leftist politician must be a nigerian bot; they’re always asking people to give them money for a benefit they will never get.
They aren’t actually obsessed with Russia. In fact, most of them couldn’t tell you anything about Russia.
These are people who run in such insular circles that they don’t have anyone in their lives who are willing or able to explain to them what really happened in 2016.
Get off my lawn.
I got points today. I recognized my gf got her hair done today when I got home.
Well then she can look good while making you a sammich…
She went to the liquor store and picked up all 3 bottles of CEHT bourbon for me today. She’s awesome.
Noticing = Sexy fun Time!
You can front run that by checking your credit card statement with the app.
I suspect this has been posted before, but in other Lapland cultural news…
Eight of the Thai cave boys have now been rescued. Four boys and their coach remain.
Thai cave boys sounds dirty.
“The employees of the popular clothing company Feminist Apparel thought they were creating tools for the resistance. The online store’s viral shirts and accessories — which feature sayings like “Cats against catcalls” and “Trans rights are human rights” — became staples at events like the Women’s March and Pride. The brand amassed over 360k followers on Instagram and Facebook and was behind viral moments like the “No Catcall Zone” signs that took over NYC. Plus every item sold helped support an independent artist, and in many cases, a partnering organization that would receive part of the proceeds.
It all came to a grinding halt in June of 2018 when Feminist Apparel staff discovered that the brand’s founder and CEO Alan Martofel had an admitted history of sexually abusing women. In fact, he claims it’s the reason why he started the company in the first place. After asking for his resignation, all nine employees were fired without notice or severance. (Only Martfel and an outside consultant remained.)”
https://www.refinery29.com/2018/07/203982/feminist-apparel-ceo-alan-martofel-fires-staff
Mmmm…. That’s tasty.
Gosh a male feminist with a history of sexually abusing women? You don’t say.
So, does that mean they weren’t a true male feminist?
IKR???? What are the odds?
Reminds me of a passage from one of PJ O’Rourke’s early ’90s books. He was discussing some kind of forum at his alma mater of Miami of Ohio of the same kinds of campus leftist groups we hear about today. One of them was called “Men Against Rape”, which he said sounded to him suspiciously like “Dobermans Against Biting Children”.
Neph & Chip (and anyone else) There are a bunch of videos on creepy male feminists if you want to watch. Basically, it’s probably a good idea to tell all your female friends to avoid self-described male feminists.
I’ll just leave this here.
http://beltmag.com/rust-belt-protests-water-shutoff/
“Detroit’s water rates are some of the highest in the country”
Fucking republicans!
Well, we do know the free market is to be blamed.
“The gender wage gap may begin with children’s allowances
A new study from the maker of a kids’ allowance app suggests the gender pay gap may begin in childhood, at least in homes where children are fortunate enough to get weekly handouts from their parents.
According to one year of data from 10,000 families who use the BusyKid app, parents give girls an average $6.71 per week, about half the $13.80 boys received.
To be sure, the study results—which the company published on its blog—are not scientific. In 2015, researchers from the University of Michigan’s Institute for Social Research did find that boys earn more for fewer tasks, but the gap they found in pay for chores wasn’t nearly as large. And, oddly, the allowance gap is the only dramatic split in the BusyKids report. Apparently boys and girls save equal amounts (about $24-$25 per week) and tend to spend comparable sums, too.
Still, the idea that a large gender gap exists in allowances doesn’t seem extremely far fetched. The actual wage pay gap is the tardigrade of economic injustices: so persistent that it almost inspires awe. Perhaps we do need to spend more time searching for its earliest roots.”
https://work.qz.com/1324024/our-struggle-for-equal-pay-starts-with-childhood-allowances-parents-pay-boys-more-than-girls/
I can’t feel my legs.
My son gets a higher allowance because he does a lot more to help around the house. I love my daughter to bits but she will slip away to her room and quietly read if you don’t jump all over her ass to do her chores.
OT: Very sorry to hear about your dog.
Thanks, man. I appreciate your saying so.
To be sure…
It’s Brett Kavanaugh.