Monday Morning Links

What’s with all this rain lately in Houston?  Good thing I’m not into cave exploring.  Oh well, we got to wrap up a few painting projects around the house, so the weekend wasn’t a total washout.  And at least I’m not in Los Angeles.  Or a seeded woman at Wimbledon.  Jeez, they dropped like flies through Saturday. Let’s see who survives the second week.  The Men’s side is going a little more to script, and if you’re interested, you can catch a Federer-Nadal doubleheader starting right about the time these hot, steamy links hit the interwebs.

“Oh my God, I think he’s gonna make it.”

But if you’re not into tennis, we’ve got some baseball news: starting with the MLB All-Star Game team selections. Which are a travesty now that they’ve implemented a rule that says the Orioles, Royals, White Sox, Mets, Marlins and all the other teams that suck deserve a player on the roster.  Why not just name every player in the league an All-Star and be done with it, huh?  And speaking of baseball, your winners yesterday were: thew Yankees, Athletics, Rangers, Rays, Marlins, Pirates, Brew Crew, the MINNESOOOOODA TWIIIIIINS, Red Sox, Cubs, Gigantes, Mariners, Padres, Angels and the defending World Series champion Houston Astros, who won on a suicide-squeeze play…which was awesome. As an aside, Albert Pujols hit homers #627. World Cup semifinals start tomorrow, so I won’t discuss it until then when I make my picks.

Rock on, brother!

Hero to women everywhere, Elias Howe was born on this date. As was architect Michael Graves, actor Brian Denny, blackspoitation actor Richard Roundtree, writer Dean Koontz, noted musician Bon Scott, rental-car pitchman and golf enthusiast Orenthal James Simpson, TV ‘s John Tech, NWA Member Kevin Nash, suicide-muse Courtney Love, and actor Tom Hanks.

Its also the date on which the following happened: Talleyrand became the first Prime Minister of France, the donut-cutter parent was issued, the first successful open heart surgery without anesthesia was performed (that must have hurt like hell), the Commonwealth of Australia was established by Britain (unlike we Americans that did it the right way), the HMS Vanguard blew up killing 804, Spain voted to institute the Franco monarchy, the great Satchel Paige made his major league debut, the Russell-Einstein Manifesto was released, Jack Nicklaus won the British Open to become just the fourth man to win all four of golf’s majors. He would go on to win more than any other player has. And Kissinger visited China.

That’s it for the extras, now for the entree. Which means…the links!

Trump makes his Supreme Court nomination today.  Which means its time to gauge how college students feel about him/her. Let’s just say I’m not exactly surprised.

Stupid, fascist little cunt.

It’s probably been covered already, but somebody needs to show this to that little dipshit David Hogg. And somebody else needed to have checked to make sure their snowplow worked properly over the weekend on the highways around Chicago. But that’s another story.

The entire Brexit process has officially (again) turned into a shitshow. I still don’t see what the problem here is: you say “we’re no longer part of the EU,” you pack your shit up from Brussels, you announce what will be your process for allowing people and goods to travel into your country and you tell your former “partners” that they’re free to trade or let the flow of people be whatever it is they want.  That’s it. That’s the whole process.  Stop kowtowing to the ECB and Brussels and just pull the fucking band-aid off.  Jesus H Christ.  This isn’t rocket science.

The Mueller investigation witch hunt continues to reach new levels of absurdity. But there’s no bias and they aren’t going beyond the scope of their mandate. They promise.

And today’s Darwin Award goes to… But hey, at least they weren’t blowing up watermelons with M-80s.

Wendi Winters: selfless hero

Hero woman gets properly noticed for her bravery. Now, if only one of the people were armed instead of living in a state that all but outlaws transporting weapons without an expensive and arduous (by design) permitting scheme.

Let’s all step back, take a deep breath and try to regain a sense of humor, huh? I mean…Jesus, this shit is getting absurd.

Good! That’s all I’ve got to say about this entire case. With one caveat: none of those fuckers should still have a job.

Starbucks is going to work on saving the planet by ditching plastic straws. I guess closing hundreds of stores when their business faded wasn’t enough of a carbon-footprint reduction for them.

Too many choices today, and I know I’ll piss somebody off. But here you are.

Have a great start to your week, friends!

Comments

349 responses to “Monday Morning Links”

  1. Yusef drives a Kia

    Why am I a Deplorable, and an Illegal alien kid is called a Dreamer?
    I can drive down Foothill Blvd. (Rt. 66) and point out dozens of Buildings That I have built in the last thirty years, I actually helped build this nation, for real, and it’s a damn good feeling. Hats off to the builders of the World. Did I mention my nickname is Bob the Builder, and just like the Cartoon, my wife/Helpers name is Wendy.
    /I Did Build That
    /Up too early

    1. Lachowsky

      /first bumps yusef.

      1. Yusef drives a Kia

        Thought of you as I wrote it……

    2. DEG

      Why am I a Deplorable, and an Illegal alien kid is called a Dreamer?

      You’re a white male. It is an acceptable prejudice.

    3. I got into an argument online with a griefer over the weekend. They said I didn’t build shit and all I did was screw people out of their money and that auctions should be illegal because they’re little more than a way for “connected” people to scam others out of their money instead of find them buyers for free.
      The lady saying that was a elementary school teacher.

      1. Yusef drives a Kia

        You do a Great Service IMO, and damn! a lot of prep, I had no Idea what takes to put an auction together,
        /You Did Build That

        1. The shithead didn’t even care when I told her how many people the average reseller reaches when they market something relative to how many a well-advertised auction reaches. And how a buyer would spend an inordinate amount of time looking for something (or would be forced to pay more locally) without people like me. She didn’t give a shit. I was screwing people because I took money from both ends.

          I finally just gave up and went back to painting the upstairs hallway.

          1. Psycho Effer

            Don’t engage with slavers – there’s no point to it. The fact that everyone involved in these transactions are consenting adults is irrelevant to them. Freedom is slavery.

          2. Stinky Wizzleteats

            Yep, some discussions just aren’t worth having.

            #WalkAway

          3. ElspethFlashman

            There’s no point in arguing with some people, as they will never listen to what you say, no matter how much more you know about the topic involved. Trust me on that one.

          4. ElspethFlashman

            However, they will try to engage with you – this is merely their attempt to prove their own point. My advice, nod, and walk away.

          5. cyto

            The easy answer is “if the buyers and sellers didn’t see the value in the service, they wouldn’t use auctions”

            This is an obvious fact that most people miss when calling for government action. Your debate is similar to the check-cashing store or payday loan business debate. Third parties don’t understand the economics of the transaction and assume that the consumers are infantile imbeciles. In the case of the micro-loan business, the alternatives (overdrafting an account, bouncing a check or failing to pay an important bill on time) are much more expensive.

            In the case of auctions, she fails to understand that sales commissions are a normal thing, usually commanding a hefty portion of the final price. In home sales they are often 5%, which is really small for a sales commission by percentage, but a whole lot in actual dollars. 10% is pretty common in most sales situations.

            But when you own the facility, the markup is usually more like a third or more. Apple takes a third for their iTunes and app store services – they even get their cut on subscription services. Amazon tried to lower prices by lowering their cut of online book sales, but failed because the sellers didn’t want to hurt their other outlets and don’t want competition on price.

            Paying the seller a cut of the sale isn’t an unusual experience. It is pretty much ubiquitous.

      2. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Should have told her that without auctioneers those slavers would never have gotten top dollar for their product.

        Might as well confirm their biases and send them spiraling down the stupid hole.

        1. Ha. That reminds me: I had a sale two weeks ago. (I hope I haven’t told this here yet.) and there was a gooseneck trailer I was pointing at to sell before my stick man got there. There were two, so I said “it’s the one that nice lady is sitting on.”
          Somebody said “does she come with it?”
          And I said “now, now, they haven’t let us do sales like that in a long time.”
          People chuckled and I moved on with selling the trailer.

          But I wondered later what some dipshit might have said if they wanted to make a stink of it. I suppose I was lucky my audience didn’t care but you never know when something like that will cause a shitstorm when it was little more than an offhand joke to fill three seconds of empty air.

          1. Scruffy Nerfherder

            In regards to the schoolteacher, something tells me she got all excited at an auction one time and either overpaid or failed to get something she really wanted. Therefore it’s all the auctioneer’s fault.

            I’ve noticed that for a large portion of buyers, they forget that your job is to get the highest price you can while keeping the auction moving.

          2. It is the auctioneer’s fault – if they’d just cut off all bids when she’d put in hers, shewould have been golden! Don’t you know the world is supposed to revolve around her?

      3. ChipsnSalsa

        In a way auction, resale, etc.. should be applauded by people concerned about the environment as it allows people looking for products to be able to find them. The other option is for it to be put in a dump or possibly recycled (which consumes lots of energy).

        I hold to the idea that Craigslist has done more for the environment than most / all environmental groups.

        1. That’s like the uproar about that idiot Scott Pruitt, who actually did a good thing when he expanded the rule allowing more glider trucks to be built. The left is going nuts but don’t realize it’s essentially a recycling program and the “environmental standards” it’s getting around are only being enforced in California (and only for trucks that are titled in the USA due to NAFTA rules). Not to mention a lot of the glider trucks are equipped with aftermarket filters that make them nearly as clean as a Tier 4 Final motor just so they can be driven into California.

          These environmentally-conscious people would rather these perfectly usable motors be destroyed rather than repurposed. It’s the same as the morons who were drilling holes in engine blocks of equipment California took in through the Carl Moyer program. God forbid they’d lay them be sold to overseas buyers to hasten the development of third-world countries. Nope, better to destroy a piece of equipment after 10 years that’s designed to last 40 in order to save the planet.

          Fucking. Idiots.

          1. Gustave Lytton

            There’s a guy at work, car nut incidentally with lots of classic gas guzzlers & does restorations, who was applauding those perfectly useable VW diesels getting junked because they didn’t meet the EPA’s numbers. I gave up.

          2. DesigNate

            That is freaking asinine to a degree I haven’t heard of.

          3. DrOtto

            Cash for clunkers did much the same thing. Those cars had to be destroyed and then crushed. If you’ve ever spent anytime around a junkyard, you couldn’t help but notice it ain’t rich guys buying used auto parts either. Another gov’t program that harms those it purports to help.

      4. So, she thinks an auction is basically a large yard sale. Which is to say that if she was deprived of oxygen for an extended period of time it wouldn’t make a noticeable impact on her cognitive ability.

        1. She just thinks she should be able to enact my labor without compensating me for my work. She’s a fucking slaver. She can eat a bagful of San Francisco-junkie shit.

          1. Let me guess, she thinks eBay is free too?

            While we’re on the topic, what’s the next auction going to be?

          2. The arrowheads:

            https://www.proxibid.com/asp/Catalog.asp?aid=145992

            This Saturday in downtown Ft Worth. And if anybody in the DFW area wants to help out or has a kid who wants to, I need one more person. My daughter can’t attend.

      5. wdalasio

        The problem is simple. It’s the same as my answer to Yusef’s observation. Good people, people who work for a living, have too much generosity of spirit. That ignorant, morally presumptuous, cunt felt free to basically call you a parasite because she knew there’d be no consequences for doing so. It’s a particular type of bully. They seek out to abuse people, not because they have any particular strength or superior ability, but through their utter helplessness.

  2. This Bonn Scott interview – those shorty short shorts! – is great fun:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGEtjQhaWbc

    1. Yusef drives a Kia

      Thank You LH! that was fun!

    2. MikeS

      He’s walking around with a banana stuck down them. Ha! That guy was fucking awesome.

  3. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Miami-Dade police is on the hook for legal bills after cops illegally seized a cache of guns — and nearly $20,000 in stripper cash.

    Stripper cash is the best cash (after you sanitize it).

    1. Smells like cherry perfume and sweat

      1. Slammer

        and sadness

        1. Hey I like strippers! And their daddy issues. And the smile that a few dollars will bring.

        2. SoberPhobic
      2. WTF

        I like that they determined the cash really was from her stripper job because it had glitter all over it.

    2. gbob

      Personally, I love dollar bills that smell of damp sweat and daddy issues.

    3. Slammer

      Hey, that’s their college tuition money!

    4. LizMixell is quite a name.

  4. Lachowsky

    The entire Brexit shitshow confirms what I have always believed to be true-

    Voting really doesn’t matter.

    1. WTF

      The left is trying hard to make that clear to the rubes.

  5. Stop kowtowing to the ECB and Brussels and just pull the fucking band-aid off. Jesus H Christ. This isn’t rocket science.

    Theresa May was a remainer. She doesn’t want Brexit to work. That’s why it keeps getting sabotaged.

    1. Farage will have to run for PM.

      1. Mogg might be in a better position, given the way PMs are selected in the backwards Westminster system.

        1. Isn’t Boris a Brexiteer? He’s quietly positioned himself to take the reins and get this done. Hopefully the Tories will get him in there soon enough.

          Plus maybe he can get Top Gear back on and shame the BBC into a public apology for his friends.

          1. Boris is an unreliable squish.

          2. Gadfly

            Grand Tour on Amazon is basically Top Gear without the branding, so I don’t think it’s ever getting back on the BBC.

          3. I recall being bombarded with Top Gear commercials that made me actively avoid the show. If the two are comperable, then the BBC does not know how to market their content, as I have enjoyed the Grand Tour.

          4. Gadfly

            Grand Tour has the three guys who did the BBC version of Top Gear for like a decade until one of them was fired, and it is pretty much the exact same show. I’m guessing the BBC sucks at marketing (although since they are government sponsored, it’s not really surprising).

          5. Brett L

            Wait, wait. They still actually quit their job when they get orders they don’t want to follow?

          6. Not their whole job.

            They’re still Members of Parliment, just not Cabinet officials anymore.

          7. Drake

            Trump’s visit should be pure entertainment.

  6. straffinrun

    During the event last week, the host acted out a skit with someone portraying the role of God. She asks why Miss America officials would get rid of the swimsuit competition, when the person holds up a sign reading “#MeToo.”

    I don’t get it.

    1. What do you mean you “don’t get it”, shitlord? You’re supposed to be outraged.

      1. Slammer

        I’m all out of empathy

        1. straffinrun

          Good news. When that happens you get a heaping spoonful of apathy.

          1. I don’t care about that.

          2. straffinrun

            Me neither. Why did I post that?

    2. A Leap at the Wheel

      Its not a “ha ha” kind of joke. Its a “everyone knows this is a shit joke, but your reaction will be recorded and forwarded to the politburo” kind of joke.

  7. DEG

    A waitress with a concealed carry permit defended her co-worker after an irate customer went behind the counter and punched her, newly released video reveals.

    If you showed that story to Hogg, he’d just go on about banning misogyny.

    1. Slammer

      Hogg almost seems like an false flag actor. If you were going to design a character to piss off your opposition, it’d be difficult to come up with a more annoying one.

    2. Count Potato

      He recently tweeted that guns have more rights than women.

      1. Wait, if my guns leave me they get more than half my stuff?

        1. DEG

          Wow. He’s a special kind of stupid.

        2. WTF

          No wonder colleges rejected his applications, he’s too stupid to learn from his mistakes.

          1. commodious spittoon

            Their business model hinges on convincing barely literate kids to take out more debt term after term. Doubling down on mistakes is prime real estate.

      2. Pope Jimbo

        I hate to say this, but I might be with Hogg on this one.

        I wouldn’t be adverse to banning women with those black things that go up.

        1. peachy rex

          Strapons?

  8. Old Man With Candy

    Trump makes his Supreme Court nomination today. Which means its time to gauge how college students feel about him/her. Let’s just say I’m not exactly surprised.

    With all the bloviation and hand-wringing, none of the news media- Team Red or Team Blue- have analyzed the candidates’ views and track records on 4A, 9A, and 10A. It’s all about the issues in the current news cycle: immigration and abortion.

    1. I want to know their stances on the 3rd and 11th amendments.

    2. Lachowsky

      The 9A and 10A are both dead. 4A is on life support. A few of the candidates prefer to keep it on the machine, the others favor pulling the plug.

      1. A Leap at the Wheel

        There are 6 justices in favor of expanding the 4th right now. That’s like 3 better than the historical average.

    3. Slammer

      Like I’d trust anyone’s opinion who wears a shirt like that. Goddam Candy Crush Kid.

  9. Lachowsky

    None of the women holding that banner look like anyone I would like to #metoo.

    1. More like #theywish – ammirite?

    2. straffinrun

      Go troll them with your own banner, #Youwish.

    3. #nofatchicks

  10. gbob

    We all have our own parenting techniques.

    An Indiana woman and her girlfriend gave her son marijuana dozens of times in the last three months as a reward for the boy’s good behavior, court records stated.

    Susan Glascock and Melissa Burton, both 36, were charged with child neglect after the boy told police he was being rewarded with marijuana for his good behavior and had the drug taken away when he was behaving badly

    Trigger warning: the mugshots. If they were my mothers, I would want to spend my days stoned as well.

    1. Slammer

      “Glascock”

    2. straffinrun

      “When my 2 moms get high, the get the rug munchies.”

    3. Sean

      Trigger warning: the mugshots

      You gave the warning, but i still clicked.

      *barf*

    4. Bobarian LMD

      Nothing in the article indicates how old this boy was.

      Given that he escaped and punched Glascock after that female version of STEVE SMITH pinned him to the ground says he’s probably not an 8 year old.

    5. Pope Jimbo

      Not to be a downer, but they are parents of the year compared to this mother.

      WOODWORTH, N.D. — The two-day search for a 4-month-old boy came to a tragic end on Saturday, July 7, with the discovery of the baby’s body just southeast of Woodworth.

      Searchers located the baby on land in some weeds near a slough at around 3 p.m. Saturday, said Stutsman County Sheriff Chad Kaiser, who led the search involving more than 30 people from seven agencies to cover an 8-mile area.

      The mother claims she can’t remember anything from the 4 days prior to the kid going missing.

    6. Pope Jimbo

      My father had a probationer who for christmas would give all his kids under 12 a case of beer. His kids that were older than that got some whiskey and pot.

  11. straffinrun

    The car, a gold Buick Regal, was hit by a northbound train near Lincoln and Auzerais avenues at 12:34.

    Last moment before impact.

  12. gbob

    First rule of business. Go to where the customers are.

    Three people are behind bars after one woman allegedly tried to sell methamphetamine in a Magoffin County courtroom.

    Telby Fields, 24, of Mount Olive, Kentucky, was in court on Monday, July 2, for a scheduled court date in an earlier 2018 case in which she was charged with third-degree terroristic threatening. While sitting in the back waiting for the judge to appear, Fields reportedly asked at least three other people waiting in the courtroom if they would be interested in buying methamphetamine from her.

  13. The Late P Brooks

    Is Mel Brooks still around? I think he should do a film biography of David Hogg.

  14. Old Man With Candy

    Starbucks is going to work on saving the planet by ditching plastic straws.

    And of course, the alternatives are far worse from an ecological standpoint. But hey, virtue signalling >>> actual scientific analysis.

    1. They’re also taking away lids, all alternative suction devices and serving all drinks at room temperature to avoid a McDonalds suit.

    2. Slammer

      What’s even funnier is not only do the Chinamen not give a flying fuck, they use those giant thick plastic straws for their Bubble Tea drinks.

      1. Those straws are terrible for low viscocity beverages.

  15. Drake

    Friday morning my son and I were getting some breakfast at a local place. A friend (who happens to be my lawyer) walks in. I asked after his wife who has been getting treatment for cancer. He tells me he just had her taken off life support. He’s obviously taking a break from the situation and is more interested in talking to my boy about school and football so I go along with it

    I found out she died on Saturday.

    In case it hasn’t been said – fuck cancer.

    1. DEG

      Sorry.

    2. straffinrun

      That sucks, man. Quite the contrast to the scumbags that run around insisting that you listen to them! talk about someone they knew that died in order to gain political points/virtue signal points. Life is bitch for everyone at some point.

      1. LJW

        AKA 1/4 of Facebook posts.

    3. Count Potato

      Sorry.

    4. I have a friend way back from the high school days who I talk to once or twice a week. His 70-something dad has prostate cancer – came on really quickly. And turns out to be non-operable/non chemo as it’s spread to other parts of the body, including the bone.

      So it went from “oh has prostrate cancer, he’ll get treatment and be okay” to “knockin’ on death’s door” all in a matter of weeks.

      My friend is an only child so doesn’t have much of a support network – needless to say he’s pretty shook up. His dad is on some fairly new treatment for situations like those. Future unknown.

      1. DEG

        Here’s hoping the treatment works.

    5. ElspethFlashman

      Sorry for the news.

    6. Brett L

      Fuck cancer!

  16. gbob

    I admit. I’m biased against cultures that don’t eat bacon, drink booze or allow young girls to dance in their bedrooms.

    An Iranian teenage girl has been detained for posting videos of herself dancing in her bedroom on Instagram.

    Maedeh Hojabri, an 18-year-old gymnast, admitted breaking moral norms in a state TV video broadcast on Friday.

    Wouldn’t mind breaking some moral norms with her.

    1. Count Potato

      She’s cute. And the regime needs to go.

      1. Pope Jimbo

        I think there is a huge opportunity to do some Voice of America thing to push liberty to the youth in Iran. There is a huge divide between the kids and the ruling clergy.

        Start pushing more videos of hot young gals like this and talking about how cool it is. I’m sure most youth would side with any faction that promises more hotties.

        Too bad, we will never do anything that smart. Instead the neocons will keep talking about how we should bomb everyone there.

    2. Mr Lizard

      Kinda looks like that PETA chick that shot up youtube

    3. If that girl can’t break moral norms in your country, your country is the one with the problem, not her.

    4. Bobarian LMD

      I’d let her immigrate.

  17. The Late P Brooks

    I’m all out of empathy

    That’s cold blooded.

    1. Mr Lizard

      Ha ha! Suck it!

    2. The original title to Air Supply’s 1980 ballad “I”m All Out of Love”

      #themoreyouknow

  18. When you want straight shooting commentary, it’s best to go to

    Madeleine Albright: ‘The things that are happening are genuinely, seriously bad’

    Trump is different, she insists. Look at his attacks on the institutions of liberal society as he Twitter-lashes the judiciary and the media. “Outrageous,” says Albright. “It was Stalin who talked about the press being the enemy of the people.

    “I also think Trump does act as though he’s above the law.” He lies without shame, she says. He threatens to jail political competitors. He foments bigotry. He lavishes admiration on autocrats like Putin and by doing so encourages the worldwide drift to authoritarianism. Observe also, she adds, how Trump exploits a crowd.

    “He uses rallies in a strange way. We all, most of us that are public people, have somebody interrupting our speeches. There’s always somebody yelling something. And the question is: what do you do about it? Sometimes people are just escorted out or you don’t pay any attention to it. What is fascinating in watching Trump is he loves the people yelling and he uses them so that it looks as though he is having conversations with the people on TV. Trump is, I think he’s actually really smart – evil smart, is what I think.”

    1. I see the dimentia has completely kicked in. Pretty soon she’ll be talking about what a great husband and role-model Bill Clinton was.

    2. WTF

      Of course Albright is evil stupid.

      1. straffinrun

        This is the lady that thinks a half million dead Iraqi kids were “worth it” when asked about Clinton’s sanctions.

        1. Bobarian LMD

          Bombing the shit out of Serbia for 78 days for… reasons?

          Was totes legit, too.

        2. That’s if you believe the sanctions killed half a million kids.

          1. R C Dean

            If I recall correctly, she did not dispute that half a million children were killed by sanctions. Which tells me she is perfectly willing to kill half a million children to mildly inconvenience a despotic regime.

  19. The Late P Brooks

    Trump is, I think he’s actually really smart – evil smart, is what I think.”

    Not like me, doesn’t want what I want; that’s evil.

    Who’s an authoritarian, again?

    1. Yusef drives a Kia

      They must be Unpersoned, then it’s a Legitimate kill

  20. The Late P Brooks

    Speaking of plastic, when will they ban plastic milk jugs? Going back to glass bottles, delivered by horse drawn carts by men in starched white uniforms, would be much better for the environment. And classy. So classy.

    1. Yusef drives a Kia

      and Think of the Children!

    2. straffinrun

      Grapes of Wrath ending or GTFO.

    3. The day i get my milk in a ziploc bag from Canada is the day I’ll know our nation is dead.

    4. gbob

      Part of plan to make us more Canadian. Soon we’ll have to drink milk in a bag.

    5. ChipsnSalsa

      Could we update it to an electric vehicle instead?

      1. What good is that? It wouldn’t be able to make it back from the farms before the milk spoiled.

        1. ChipsnSalsa

          just go with the feelz, that’s all you need.

    6. Bobarian LMD

      It’ll probably pay $15 an hour?

    7. KSuellington

      Ha! I actually heard an NPR report last week about the comeback of the British milkman. The main reason given was that it was environmentally better.

        1. WTF

          *Plays Yakety Sax*

      1. I thought it was to avoid the roving gangs of rapefugees.

        1. Oh wait, that’s Sweden and the continent. Britain’s rape gangs aim younger than the housewives.

        2. WTF

          *Plays Yakety Sax*

  21. Count Potato

    Worth reposting:

    “Why are memes of black people reacting so popular online?

    The trend for ‘digital blackface’ – from the Fleetwood Mac marching band to unimpressed Viola Davis – is more problematic than you think

    The online popularity of images of black people – particularly women and femme gay men – is a fact of internet life and, in recent months, an increasingly controversial one. Racist caricature and impersonation are widely accepted tools of white supremacy, but it’s when minstrelsy’s 19th-century traditional tools of boot polish and a wig are replaced with 21st-century equivalents that the confusion begins. Are gifs being used to disseminate racist stereotypes in cyberspace? Was the “black marching band dances to Fleetwood Mac” meme an example of “digital blackface”, as suggested in a recent high-traffic Twitter thread? Is there something problematic about white people using brown-skinned emojis? And what about the Black Lives Matter Facebook fundraising page that was revealed to be run by two unaffiliated white men in Australia? Was this the latest iteration of digital blackface in action? Or just a run-of-the-mill money-making scam?

    Actually, black women have been calling out certain online behaviours as digital-age blackface for some time now. Shafiqah Hudson, a Philadelphia-based writer and academic, first noticed the phenomenon back in the mid-00s in a comment thread on an article about police brutality. Her attention was caught by “some anonymous user claiming to be a black woman in NYC posting some extremely anti-black sentiments and fighting with some of the other posters, for days”. Eventually, this anonymous user accidentally posted from his actual account, alerting the rest of the thread to his real identity – a “white guy in flyover country” (between the east and west coast of the US), says Hudson. When Twitter arrived on the scene, accounts impersonating black women also quickly adapted to the new platform. “I joined in 2009 and I saw them all the time. They were racist and gross, but they weren’t harmful beyond being obnoxious. They didn’t fool anyone who wasn’t already awash in their own misogynoir.”

    https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2018/jul/08/why-are-memes-of-black-people-reacting-so-popular-online

    1. The popularity is easy – it has jack shit to do with skin tone and everything to do with the quick visual expressiveness of the action portrayed.

    2. +1 Minstrel Show

    3. +1 surprised black fisherman from “Caddyshack” look.

    4. Easy-peasy: it’s that sassy exuberance and no-nonsense vivaciousness that is so often celebrated as being typically African-American or gay, in contrast to the stodgy, boring WASP you see in documentaries such as Caddy Shack.

      1. In thinking of what reaction images I might be able to pull of, I came down with two. “I am disappoint” and “I don’t get it”.

        I do not have a highly expressive face.

        1. I’m not a toothy smiler, so happy Bill looks very much like stubbed-toe-with-sun-in-eyes Bill. Other looks include, “staring off into space” and “enraged baboon”.

    5. You can pry my Undertaker reaction guy memes from my cold, dead hands!

  22. Rufus the Monocled

    “…The department has agreed to pay more than $3,000 to defense lawyers hired by Ras Cates, 33, and his wife, Lizmixell Batista, a 20-year-old stripper at Cheetah Gentleman’s Club in Hallandale Beach.

    Presumably, the legal bills won’t be paid in singles….”

    They should be writing for TV.

    1. Somebody should alert ENB to the fact that someone is mocking “sex work”. Or is she too busy shaming a kid for a sandwich joke to call out a fellow “journalist”?

  23. Too many young women suffer through painful sex

    They think there is something wrong with their body.

    They say sex has always been painful, and for some of them it’s now agony, but they grit their teeth and make the noises they have learned from movies.

    For some women it eventually becomes impossible. Some of them don’t know what it feels like to be physically aroused, after three or four years of sexual activity. That is a tragedy. To those 22-year-olds, I say the following.

    It could be thrush, bladder irritability, pelvic muscle spasm, chlamydia, endometriosis. We will consider those things. But we must bear in mind that many young guys are watching porn sold to them by men who have a vested interest in dehumanising women. They’re not exactly learning from the Sensei of Superlovers.

    1. straffinrun

      Vaginas are clever; they have long memories.

      So do cunts.

      1. Slammer

        *golf clap*

      2. Rufus the Monocled

        Well played.

      3. Grumbletarian

        Bravo!

    2. What’s they’re data collection method on this study?

    3. It could be thrush, bladder irritability, pelvic muscle spasm, chlamydia, endometriosis.

      or you’re cold-hearted. When you open your mouth, a little light goes on inside.

    4. DEG

      Professor Gail Dines, anti-pornographer scholar and activist,

      Oh shit, it’s Gail!

      A quick search of youtube doesn’t show the clip from the Penn and Teller Bullshit! War on Porn episode where Penn utters that line.

        1. DEG

          While there are no studies that show direct causation, I had told him about a wealth of research on the impact of porn on men’s attitudes and behavior.

          This was the highlight for me as she comically shoots herself in the foot.

          1. DesigNate

            By this time in my life, I have watched thousands of hours of porn.

            It has not impacted my attitude or behavior in the slightest, and I suspect the same from everyone else here too.

            Except my expectation that being an architect would get me all kinds of hot chicks throwing themselves at me, that I do blame on porn.

    5. I’m sad I still haven’t slapped a coochie, despite being taught from the most learned of the practice.

  24. Count Potato

    “Michelle Wolf’s 4th of July Week Salute: ‘God Bless Abortions and God Bless America’

    Comedian Michelle Wolf saluted abortions on the most recent episode of her Netflix show The Break, which dropped just in time for 4th of July week.

    “Look, access to abortion is good and important,” Wolf said in the clip published on Sunday. “Some people say abortion is ‘killing a baby.’ It’s not. It’s stopping a baby from happening. It’s like ‘Back to the Future’ and abortion is the DeLorean. And everyone loves DeLoreans.”

    She also took a stab at the pro-life crowd.

    “Pro-life is a propaganda term that isn’t real, like healthy ice cream and handsome testicles,” she said, before claiming “anti-abortion” really meant “anti-woman.”

    She added: “If these people were actually pro-life, they would be fighting hard for healthcare, child care, education, gun control, and protecting the environment.””

    https://www.mediaite.com/tv/michelle-wolf-patriotic-salute-abortions-god-bless-america-netflix-video/

    TW: most annoying voice ever

    1. Stopping a baby from happening would be preventing the sex from taking place, not dismembering the child in the womb.

      for healthcare, child care, education, gun control, and protecting the environment

      We are, that’s why we’re trying to keep it out of the hands of the government bureaucracy that fucks up everything it touches.

      1. *Note – gun control is properly defned as using the suitable number of hands and only pointing it at something deserving of being shot.

        1. If you actually mean disarmament – that is an anti-life position.

        2. Psycho Effer

          My preferred definition of gun control = hitting what you aim at

          1. whiz

            gun control = hitting what you aim at

            That would make a great T-shirt saying

    2. A Fuggin White Male

      “If these people were actually pro-life, they would be fighting hard for healthcare, child care, education, gun control, and protecting the environment.”

      Well goddamn, how can you argue with that logic? Check AND mate! Pack it in. We’re done forever. Glibertarians completely and eternally BTFO.

      1. The Sleeper

        The bit with the DeLorean metaphor, I mean that’s kind of funny. If I’d heard that ten years ago and didn’t turn into the lecture, I probably would have laughed. It stops being comedy when it becomes a lecture. And since the point of their comedy was to get *to* the lecture, the comedy was never there to begin with.

        I started watching the latest Ali Wong comedy special on Netflix and stopped midway through since half of her schtick is trying to guilt her audience into supporting universal paid maternity leave.

        At least I lasted longer than with one of David Cross’s recent comedy specials, which was just a soapbox for him to hate most Americans (this was right after Trump’s election) and his resentment of his popularity from Arrested Development. Turned it off after 20 minutes.

    3. Drake

      “Comedian”

      1. WTF

        Exactly.

    4. CPRM

      I only knew her from the god aweful correspondents dinner, then this weekend I saw she had a show on Netflix, which just so happened to come out after Obama got involved. I just checked her wiki quick, hah, she was a bankster at Bear Stearns when they went flop!

    5. A Leap at the Wheel

      It’s like ‘Back to the Future’ and abortion is the DeLorean. And everyone loves DeLoreans

      Yeah, that’s the 80’s era sci-fi movie that is most similar to going back and time and preventing a child from being born.

      You can think the Terminator has an interesting premise, or you can be pro choice. But I don’t think you can be both.

      1. A Leap at the Wheel

        (While being logically consistent)

    6. R C Dean

      a propaganda term that isn’t real, like healthy ice cream and handsome testicles,

      Wut?

      “If these people were actually pro-lifechoice, they would be fighting hard for healthcare, child care, education, gun control, and protecting the environment [insert libertarian hobby-horse here].”

      Few things are more tedious than somebody who isn’t as smart or funny as they think they are.

      1. She prefers castrati.

      2. DesigNate

        “insert libertarian hobby-horse here].”

        That is exactly what I thought when I first saw this story on yahoo.

  25. The Late P Brooks

    Despite the fact that Trump’s decision was still days away from being finalized, students unanimously condemned Trump’s move, harshly criticizing the president’s nonexistent nominee.

    “He’s quite extreme in his views,” said one student of the fictitious Judge.

    “I saw it all over the news, that he’s like racist,” another student added, referring to the announcement that hadn’t yet happened.

    “I saw the new nominee is like racist, and he’s starting a new wave of something very negative, and I’m really scared about the future and what choices he will make,” another pupil added.

    America’s future, Ladies and gentlemen. Let’s give them a nice round of applause.

    1. WTF

      Really no different than Pelosi and Schumer promising strong opposition to Trump’s nominee, no matter who it is.

    2. cyto

      No, America’s present. This is who we are. The “man on the street” interviews just revealed it, that’s all.

      The vast majority of people operate off of caricature stereotypes, particularly in politics. This video neatly reveals that phenomenon. But they just as easily could have found some right wing kids and trolled them with hot-button issues that they think is in their wheelhouse. In fact they do, all the time – just watch MSNBC or head over to Huffpo. People like Jon Stewart make a living off of exactly this kind of stuff – heck, the left even turns it into “scientific research”, where they codify their confirmation bias into “science has a left wing bias”.

      This guy did a great job of exposing the vapid, judgmental rhetoric of the left for what it is… a method of demonizing the opponent to prevent any rational evaluation of ideas. And as you saw, it works.

      This is the gambit they’ve been running on minorities for a half-century. How else are you going to keep moms (women) and black people in lockstep behind something like opposition to school vouchers? You’ve got to defend the racist and classist public school system by convincing them that allowing everyone to go to the school of their choice is a racist plot. And so far it has worked.

      1. It’s the typical “I don’t know what this person with a camera or mic is talking about but I should and don’t want to look stupid, socill spout off something aligned with my politics” speech.

        I always prefer to see these unedited you can tell how many people also answered by saying “he’s not made a nomination yet, you dope”. I also like the unedited recordings because he’ll regularly tell them they are talking out of their ass in situations like this. The reactions are priceless.

        1. commodious spittoon

          Part-time talking heads–journalists and columnists, mostly–describe pretty much the same phenomenon when called up to appear on camera, except they have a little heads up before the questions are asked. They’re invited to appear for a segment and given a set of topics, and when they show up at the studio, they’re told the topics have been revised in light of whatever news has broken in the last fifteen minutes, and so they spend their time in the green room frantically googling WTF take they’re going to give when they sit down. One gambit if they’re ambushed on the set is to give a stock misdirect: “You know, that’s a very difficult issue at the moment, but the real problem is…” then segueing into more comfortable territory. Charles Cooke mentioned doing it once, then swearing off network television altogether. Easier just to decline the invitations than to play the sap and risk getting ambushed by disingenuous media hacks.

          1. cyto

            Adam Corolla has done several interviews on this topic on his podcasts. They all tell the same story – they have to have a hot take, and often the producers give them the take they want: “You’ll be doing the pro-life take on this”.

            I’ve heard the same thing from Penn Jillette.

            And they said the same thing Big Cuspidor reports, namely looking like more of an expert by having one sentence ready, and then pivoting to familiar ground.

            They only have to fill 10 or 20 seconds. So it isn’t like they have to know anything.

            This was painfully on display over the weekend as the networks pulled in people to be “experts” on the cave rescue. They all kept repeating something they heard someone else say earlier. It was a blathering bunch of idiots, but presented as if they were delivering news.

          2. commodious spittoon

            The best take was dancing toddler take on the BBC. News media peaked that day.

    3. CPRM

      I was a Fine Arts major in college (but on the technical side learning how to actually run tv/film/radio equipment) but I’m a political junkie so I took 200 and 300 level poli-sci classes for fun. The sheer ignorance or history and current events among people who I presume that was there actual field of study was astounding.

      1. cyto

        I have an acquaintance who has her PhD in Alternative Dispute Resolution – concentrating in African American history. During one discussion she was regaling me with the history of oppressive violence and told me that during the 50’s and 60’s there were over 50 thousand lynchings per year. After a bit of argument, she revised this downward to 5,000 per year, 50k for the entire 1950s.

        I happened to remember an item from “the book of lists”, a Guinness records style book. I remembered that the year with the most lynchings in the 20th century was 1901, with 105. This was the only year in the 20th century to exceed 100 – or even come close.

        This is a PhD, and this is her area of expertise. And based on 30 year old knowledge from a book I had in 4th grade, I knew she was off by 3 orders of magnitude. That’s not an error that a college history major should make, let alone a PhD who actually studies the topic of violence against minorities in the United States.

        So you wonder why they are so profoundly ignorant? They teach each other that way. Made-up facts are more powerful than actual facts, so just roll with it….

        1. cyto

          BTW – I went and looked it up.

          http://www.famous-trials.com/sheriffshipp/1084-lynchingsyear

          There were 6 lynchings in the 1950s. So I was wrong. It was 4 orders of magnitude. That’s pretty impressive.

        2. So she basically started with “4% of all deaths each year were lynchings”. I think even in the 1950s, generating 136 corpses per day would have been noticed.

          1. commodious spittoon

            The thing about black bodies is they’re hard to detect.

          2. cyto

            Just to put a button on it by way of contrast, according to this article in the Tribune, there were 422 black people murdered in Chicago in the last year.

            You’d think that kind of contrast would move the needle on racist rhetoric, but it has been the same for decades. I was making that argument in Birmingham around 1990 when there were almost 50 black-on-black murders halfway through the year, just in that one small city.

          3. But that’s different, Cyto, Chicago is just gang members gunning down rivals because this racist country is oppressing them. Those 422 deaths are modern lynchings by proxy!

            /prog

  26. The Late P Brooks

    he trend for ‘digital blackface’ – from the Fleetwood Mac marching band to unimpressed Viola Davis – is more problematic than you think

    Well, that’s not surprising.

    1. I read that several times and I still can’t figure out what she’s talking about.

      Is she supporting the capitalist institution of the Bodega?

      1. Bobarian LMD

        The perfect response:

        “Who knew there were bodegas in Westchester?”

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Spare me the down-home virtue signaling bullshit.

      1. Drake

        She’s trying to win back the Midwest working class1

    3. Yusef drives a Kia

      Race Baiter, and Carlos is a Fucking Commie

    4. gbob

      Food lines, no electricity and assholes playing their music through shitty speakers at a bodega. The future, folks.

    5. A Fuggin White Male

      “Greetings my fellow working-class peoples! See? I’m just like all of you!”

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        Now who will have the privilege to peel me a grape and grope my tits!

    6. Rufus the Monocled

      Lol. She went for the Carlos Santana effect.

      1. WTF

        Oye como va is actually a Tito Puente tune.

        1. Rufus the Monocled

          WELL SHE DIDN’T SPECIFY WHICH VERSION. So I’m going with Carrrrlos.

          JERK STORE.

          1. WTF

            Seems legit.

    7. She’s just Alex from the block.

    8. Chipwooder

      From the responses….shot:

      VanessaHealing‏ @survive2thrivev · Jul 5

      It means she isn’t a socialist. She’s a democratic socialist. It also means anyone who doesn’t try to understand the difference is only interested in smearing for smearings sake.

      Chaser:

      Justine Medina @jnmedina8989

      As a previous branch co-chair, and a current elected rep of @QueensDSA’s electoral working group, I second this statement#CommunismIsGoodActually#MultitendancyLeft

      Olivia Katbi Smithأوليفيا كاتبي @livkittykat

      As a DSA chapter co-chair I just wanna set the record straight for a minute: communism is good

      7:51 PM – Jul 1, 2018

      1. Bobarian LMD

        communism is good… at controlling the size of the population.

      2. R C Dean

        And socialism works like a charm . . . when it comes to enriching dictators.

        1. Though it turns out badly even for them if they’re the one left holding the bag when the proles get fed up with not getting fed.

          1. WTF

            That’s why they need a cadre of wreckers and Kulaks to blame, and also American meddling.

  27. Horrible horrible freedom!

    How free can we be?

    For various philosophers and sociologists, liberty is a prime motivator of human behaviour, but what this means must be qualified. I believe that when analysing this matter, one should ask how the freedom of one person can be compatible with the freedom of others.

    This is different from arguing that an individual’s freedom should reign supreme and that moral systems turn us into passive and docile bodies. Indeed, many arguments for unbridled liberty are often themselves tied to moral systems: libertarianism is in itself a belief. Is a libertarian therefore a slave to endless egoism?

    I also believe that often freedom can result in unintended consequences in various directions, both positive and negative. As regards the latter, history shows us that grand projects, which promised liberation for humanity, turned out to produce quite the opposite, often resorting to repression, imprisonment or murder of those who questioned the ‘free’ plans of the ‘enlightened’ leaders and their absolute truths.

    1. What does that have to do with a laser-eyed, nuke-chucking anticommunist robot?

      *rereads*

      oh, missed the “is a” in there.

      1. libertarianjoe

        Democracy is non-negotiable!

    2. AlmightyJB

      They shouldn’t worry about freedom. Trumps SC pick is going to reintstitute slavery and stab every pregnant woman in the uterus with a coat hanger.

      1. commodious spittoon

        Lena Dunham has a jealousy.

    3. Spartacus

      I believe that when analysing this matter, one should ask how the freedom of one person can be compatible with the freedom of others.

      If only someone had thought of this before

  28. Count Potato

    “Mainstream media errors in the Trump era: Your catalogue of the media’s bias-fueled failure-fest in 2017”

    https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/mainstream-media-errors-in-the-trump-era-your-catalogue-of-the-medias-bias-fueled-failure-fest-in-2017

    It’s a long list.

    1. it goes on and on… nope no media bias there. No sirreeee

    2. DesigNate

      Why am I not surprised that Dave Weigel is on that list.

    3. trshmnstr

      Geez!

  29. LJW

    McConnell chased from KY restaurant by protesters

    I’d bet these stunts are pushing more people to vote Republican.

    1. I dislike Mitch, but there are some standards of decency which must be maintained.

      1. LJW

        Agreed

      2. WTF

        The left has no decency. I wonder how they would like these tactics turned against them?

        1. Scruffy Nerfherder

          It will happen, unfortunately.

          1. WTF

            I don’t know, the right seems to be more reactive rather than forcing confrontations. Plus they tend to have jobs to be at. But I guess we’ll see if eventually there is a backlash.

          2. Drake

            Kentucky seems pretty far afield for this crap. While Mitch McConnell on camera is a pretty safe target, I don’t think this would play well with a random group of conservative guys.

          3. Inner-city Kentucky does have spots of blue.

          4. Bobarian LMD

            Small parts of Louisville and Lexington/Frankfort are the only places in the state that this shit can play.

        2. I don’t know what it is about these clowns, but they’re either too stupid or too cocky to anticipate these things biting them in the ass in the future. Exhibit A: Harry Reid.

      3. Michelle Obama and her daughters ate at the restaurant across the street from my office a few summers ago, the Boatyard Bar and Grill. Granted, Annapolis is a pretty blue town, but there are red pockets, especially around here. Nobody bothered them at all. The very notion of antagonizing someone, yes, even a public figure, minding their own business trying to enjoy a meal, especially with their family, is absolutely mortifying, and no one would’ve even considered it.

        That’s not a standard I’m personally willing to abandon, but I can see that becoming the new norm, and that’s a terrible and dangerous thing.

        1. Sean

          That’s not a standard I’m personally willing to abandon, but I can see that becoming the new norm, and that’s a terrible and dangerous thing.

          Agreed. And like all of the Left’s tactics, it will backfire on them and be used against their own eventually.

      4. cyto

        “Standards of decency”

        That’s kinda funny, since it is the left that keeps harping on how the evil, right-wing republicans are violating societal norms and coarsening the culture.

        Remember when Obama was running? Serious journalists were regularly opining about how many white Republicans were going to be so angry and how quickly they would be attempting to assassinate him. You know, because they are so racist. But it didn’t happen. What did they have, one nut-case with a knife jumped the fence when nobody was home? Yet what happens when their messiah loses? Plenty of left-wing violence and an actual mass shooting directed at Republican officials.

        Remember how it was the end of democracy that Trump wouldn’t pledge to respect the outcome of the election? How much projection was involved in that question? And then Hillary refuses to concede when she loses. And the Obama administration immediately moves into sabotage mode, moving their smear campaign from spying on the Trump campaign to disseminating classified information designed to discredit Trump after the inauguration. Within days you had prominent Democrats promising to impeach Trump.

        They kind of left decency behind when Gore lost. That derangement has only become more deeply ingrained in the last 2 decades. Even when they won the White House they forgot civility. Instead it was “elections have consequences”.

        Funny that their narrative is that it is Republicans who have made the country hateful, divided and partisan…. particularly because of Fox News. (before that they had the same complaint about Rush Limbaugh). I suppose they are right. If everyone would just agree with them, there would be no disagreement.

    2. straffinrun

      That’s a lot of ass meat chasing Mitch out of dodge.

      1. ChipsnSalsa

        I don’t think that is “meat”.

    3. Drake

      The leftist paused this kind of shit for a year after Steve Scalise was shot but they just can’t help themselves. More people are going to end up hurt or dead.

    4. robc

      Articles leaves out the key piece of information — which restaurant?

      I want to comment on Mitch’s choices.

      1. Bobarian LMD

        The Bristol Bar and Grille.

        I’m not familiar with that, myself.

  30. Chafed

    Good song choice Sloopy. Sure we could quibble but every time you choose AC/DC an angel gets its wings.

    1. straffinrun

      Gotta admit that, while I click on the links, I never click on the music. Until today, that is.

      1. I’m usually at work, so no audio…

        1. straffinrun

          Try some Johnny Paycheck and see what happens.

          1. Mojeaux

            So I’ve struggling with some down’n’out blues the last month (understatement), so I attempted to perk myself up with a re-watch of Smokey and the Bandit and “Eastbound and Down” on repeat. It worked, but not as well as I had hoped. There’s only so much you can do without pharmacology.

    2. MikeS

      For sure. Great choice Sloop!

  31. The Late P Brooks

    For some women it eventually becomes impossible. Some of them don’t know what it feels like to be physically aroused, after three or four years of sexual activity. That is a tragedy.

    What if these nice young women have been bombarded with so many contradictory messages about sexuality and sex and what it means to be an independent self-confident woman that they’re unable to willingly and enthusiastically fuck somebody they really really like?

  32. A Fuggin White Male

    This didn’t make national news (that I’ve seen yet). I wonder how many of these are going unreported: https://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/Man-Arrested-for-Threatening-to-Kill-Lee-Zeldin-Campaign-Worker-Nesconset-Police-487548951.html

    1. WTF

      “Too local.”

    2. They’re being reported. Well, the completely unsubstantiated “threats” people like Mad Maxine Waters are “receiving”.

      Same as the congressmen who were “spit on” and “called racist terms” by Tea Party protesters…who were surrounded by cameras, microphones and police officers that just happened to miss the “attacks”.

  33. The Late P Brooks

    I also believe that often freedom can result in unintended consequences in various directions, both positive and negative. As regards the latter, history shows us that grand projects, which promised liberation for humanity, turned out to produce quite the opposite, often resorting to repression, imprisonment or murder of those who questioned the ‘free’ plans of the ‘enlightened’ leaders and their absolute truths.

    Those libertarian monsters, always throwing people in the gulags for not wanting to be left alone.

    1. Yusef drives a Kia

      Why do they use us as there personal punching bag? Perhaps they didn’t get the message,
      FUCK OFF SLAVER!

    1. WTF

      Oh, God, yes. I would assume the Dems will try to stop her, because she would lose 45 states this time around.

    2. Secretly? No. It’s pretty obvious she’s going to keep tilting at the windmill until her decrepit frame collapses to goo and contaminates the local groundwater.

  34. The Other Kevin

    There was some love/hate going on here about Weezer a few weeks ago. This weekend I saw them with Pixies. Great show. It also helped that my wife sprung for some great seats for me as my Christmas present. And my 17 year old daughter like Pixies, especially the female bass player (not Kim Deal, but still a great musician).

    Also this weekend, Mrs. TOK repelled off a building for charity, and I got her into a sled and on the ice with me for practice last night.

    Hope the rest of you had a great weekend too.

    1. Fuck. We didn’t go to their Houston show because someone on here said The Pixies mailed it in.

      Oh well.

      1. The Other Kevin

        I thought they were great. They played 22 songs, one right after the other. It was exhausting just to watch. But they were tight and sounded good. I just read that they never have a playlist, they just randomly play songs so the show is different every time. Hopefully you can catch them in the future.

    2. Rufus the Monocled

      Did you elbow her?

      “it’s like I never knew him! He became a completely different man….an ANIMAL!”

      1. WTF

        He cross-checked her into the boards.

        1. ChipsnSalsa

          quality euphemism.

      2. The Other Kevin

        I know better than to elbow or cross check someone who shares a bed with me. My teammates were giving her a hard time, thought. In sled hockey you can give the front of someone’s sled a subtle nudge and it will send them spinning or flip them over. They did that to her a lot. But she’s a great sport and thought it was funny. She feels like death warmed over today, though.

    3. Evan from Evansville

      Weezer is difficult.

      The Blue Album is absolutely remarkable. Pinkerton is stronger and is fucking perfect. The first five songs building into each other, just an unrelenting escalation of powerful, poignant angst. They are two of my favorite albums.

      Then Rivers stopped having sex and—shocking!—just completely refused to make good music ever again. It’s a damn shame. The one hour (COMBINED!) of those two albums still cement them as one of my favorite bands.

      1. Chipwooder

        I agree. The Blue Album is fantastic from beginning to end.

      2. KSuellington

        I liked their song that came out about six months back, “Happy Hour”. I just heard their cover of “Africa” and also thought it was very good.

        1. cover of “Africa”

          … I wish I wasn’t at work (no audio), as that just reminded me of someone else’s cover of that song.

        2. The Other Kevin

          Feels Like Summer is a good song.

      3. Evan from Evansville

        I will also say that their cover of Paranoid Android is also absolutely on point.

        It does help that OK Computer is my favorite album and Radiohead my favorite band, but Rivers does a very good job hitting the falsetto.

  35. The Late P Brooks

    Our struggle is real

    I realize that a post-Kennedy Supreme Court may one day start throwing out progressive legislation, as happened in the early 20th century. But that’s a fight for another day. Most experts I’ve talked to — scholars and people in politics — believe that elected politicians can prevail in a long-term struggle with unelected judges. Regardless, until Democrats win more elections, it’s a hypothetical concern. “The potential center-left majority in this country — and it’s very real — has to actually organize and elect people to office,” Skocpol says.

    ———–

    Nothing in American politics matters more right now than the outcome of the midterms. It is the difference between emboldening Trump and starting to hold him accountable. It really may be “the fight of our lives.” And unlike the confirmation battle, the midterms remain up for grabs. In the coming weeks, Democrats will be talking about the Supreme Court, but they should be thinking about the midterms.

    Trump will turn the country into a dystopian nightmare if we don’t stop him. But don’t worry, some academic researcher has assured me America is a center-left country, just waiting for the chance to go full Sweden. Get out here and vote.

    1. WTF

      Does nobody stop to think about the message it sends when Democrats are hysterically triggered by the thought of constitutionalists on SCOTUS?

      1. A Leap at the Wheel

        Someone at Volokh (Barnett?) keeps making that point. Like, if you keep bitching about originalism, you might just get a non-originalist. Then where the fuck will you be.

    2. Trump is a fascist and is turning America into a hellhole.
      -posted in a national media outlet without repercussion

      Don’t they see how this resonates with normal people with real problems who are happy to see an extra $50 in their paycheck or a bonus for the first time in years?

    3. robc

      The center-left could probably win the midterms, but the left is kicking out all of their center.

      1. Drake

        I think of Paul Ryan as center-left. The Democrats are rocketing leftward.

    4. The Other Kevin

      The two biggest Trump supporters among my friends on FB are both life long Democrat, union guys. One is a former cop who now works heavy machinery, and the other works in a steel mill and has a leadership position in his union. But both love Trump. That’s where the Dems went wrong. They thought they’d have those votes forever, even while they allowed the far left of the party call these guys deplorable racist cis whatevers and blame these guys for all the world’s problems.

      1. kinnath

        Reagan Democrats became Trump Democrats. Shocking.

      2. Chipwooder

        Same for me. My father in law is a retired welder who built locomotives for GE for 30+ years, is a lifelong Democrat, and was very active in his union, and he practically worships Trump.

    5. Gadfly

      But don’t worry, some academic researcher has assured me America is a center-left country, just waiting for the chance to go full Sweden.

      The thing they forget about the center part of that “center-left” is that it can, and does, go either way. Ignore or offend it and you can just as easily get a “center-right” country.

      It reminds me of the immigration debate. “The majority wants to increase or maintain immigration levels”. “The majority wants to decrease or maintain immigration levels”. Both of those statements are true, because each side is coopting the center, but the center is not as easily coopted in reality as in statistics.

      1. “The majority wants to increase or maintain immigration levels”. “The majority wants to decrease or maintain immigration levels”. Both of those statements are true, because each side is coopting the center, but the center is not as easily coopted in reality as in statistics.

        “Or maintain”. A simple demonstration of numbers will show how absurdly worthless those conclusions are. Lets assume everyone has a firm, unchangable belief in what policy should be taken. Group A wants an increase. Group B wants to stay where we are. Group C wants a decrease. If A, B, and C each are 1/3rd of the population, then “increase or maintain” (A & B) is 2/3rds, a majority. At the same time “decrease or maintain” is also a 2/3rds majority, yet no group has enough support to make headway.

        The flaw in those statements is the inclusion of the “status quo” vote when it is incompatable with the policy being pushed. The policy is a change, and the status quo vote opposes change.

    6. Grumbletarian

      Nothing in American politics matters more right now than the outcome of the midterms.

      Perpetuating the idea that every election is The Most Important Election EVER!

      1. cyto

        That’s because we are at a turning point….

  36. ChipsnSalsa

    So… where does George Webb stack up on the burger joint list? Does it move up a few ticks for people as they allow employees to carry?

    1. gbob

      It cuts down on complaints.

  37. The Late P Brooks

    Does nobody stop to think about the message it sends when Democrats are hysterically triggered by the thought of constitutionalists on SCOTUS?

    “If we just elect the right people, eventually we can attain our dream of the supremacy of mob rule, and finally be rid of that pesky Constitution.”

    1. I don’t get it.

      *insert gif of UnCivil’s Unexpressive Countenance here*

    2. kinnath

      Two fiddy a week

    3. Gustave Lytton

      So like an unfunny version of The Producers?

  38. The Late P Brooks

    Eagle eyed watchdogs are here to save us.

    Two nonprofits are criticizing Amazon for allowing its platforms to spread white supremacy and racism, identifying in a report how shoppers can buy onesies for babies stamped with alt-right images, Nazi-themed action figures and anti-Semitic books and music.

    The report, which was released on Friday by the Partnership for Working Families and the Action Center on Race and the Economy, said Amazon’s policies allow it to bar hateful or offensive merchandise and content, but the policies are “weak and inadequately enforced” and allow hate groups to “generate revenue, propagate their ideas and grow their movements.”

    The report outlines a number of items available as of June, including a costume that makes it look as though wearers have marks around their neck from being hanged from a noose, and onesies for babies that include images of a burning cross emblazoned across the front and Pepe the Frog.

    The report identified dozens of e-books being sold in Amazon Kindle formats that were published by groups labeled “hate organizations” by the Southern Poverty Law Center, which monitors extremist groups.

    The horror. I’ll bet you can buy a model of the Duke boys’ General Lee. Or a “Give Me Liberty or Give Me Death” t-shirt.

    1. ChipsnSalsa

      What does the Center for Action on the Economy and Race have to say about it? They are the true gatekeepers for such nuanced topics as this.

    2. LJW

      “But the debate has ramped up in recent years with an emboldening of white supremacist and anti-Semitic groups and pressure from countries in Europe to get American technology companies to crack down on hate speech, said Danielle Citron, a professor at the University of Maryland Carey School of Law and author of the book “Hate Crimes in Cyberspace.”

      Yes hate groups just now suddenly decided to spreading their word online. Before Trump you couldn’t find anything racist on the internet. I blame the lack of net neutrality.

      1. LJW

        * start spreading

        1. kinnath

          Start spreading the news
          You’re leaving today

    3. R C Dean

      Partnership for Working Families and the Action Center on Race and the Economy

      How big are these organizations? How many members do they have? Employees? What are their budgets and funding sources?

      Without this information, why would I care at all about what they say? For all I know, they are Russian bots at this point.

    4. Count Potato

      Oh noes, not a cartoon frog!

  39. The Late P Brooks

    “Either Amazon does not find the materials outlined in this report offensive or otherwise contrary to its policies, or it does not consistently enforce its own policies,” the report said. “Amazon has been reactive, not proactive, in its response to use of its site by peddlers of hate.”

    In the report, the organizations asked Amazon to develop better policies for policing its platforms, destroy hateful merchandise in its warehouses and stop allowing such goods and content to be distributed through its services.

    “Those books. Throw them on the fire.”

    I wonder if they have demanded the removal of Che shirts, as well.

    1. Gadfly

      I wonder if they have demanded the removal of Che shirts, as well.

      It’s not the same, dude. Che abused and killed people out of love, not hate. It’s not fair to lump him in with people who say mean things.

      1. He just had to kill those wrongthinkers, it was for their own good. Like a mercy killing.

    2. R C Dean

      I wonder if they have demanded the removal of Che shirts, as well.

      I don’t.

  40. The Late P Brooks

    “This is a conversation about morals and ethics and their own terms of service,” she said.

    She warned, though, about the danger of overreaching. The report called on Amazon to get input from groups like the Southern Poverty Law Center to help it monitor and react to hate groups, but the center itself has faced criticism about how it classifies extremism and hate.

    “Unless we’re really disciplined in how we define it, with examples, and we err on the side of narrow, it can grow in ways that are unintended,” Ms. Citron said.

    “If we’re not careful, people might try to hold us to the standard we set for others. And we certainly don’t want that.”

  41. ElspethFlashman

    OT: happy work anniversary to me. On this day, 5 years ago, I called a liability carrier for malpractice insurance, as I realized that I’d given the first true legal advice of my career. After that, I started looking for office space & furniture.

    Today I celebrate with a mocha decaf, sugar free, and by calling two people to say “I don’t represent you (yet), and I can’t give out legal advice until you pay me.”

    1. ChipsnSalsa

      The less lawyerly version.

      “Don’t enact my labor shitlord!”

    2. Old Man With Candy

      Congratulations! Now all you need is to get some work out of that lazy, shiftless husband-unit of yours.

      1. ElspethFlashman

        to be fair, he should get some credit here too, without the Ayatollahor Rock N Rollah, I’d have had a much more difficult time getting started and keeping it going . . .

        1. ElspethFlashman

          Ok, a lot of credit.

        2. Old Man With Candy

          So *now* he’s coasting.

          1. Well, he failed to secure new supplies of guzzoline.

          2. I’ve been trying to coast all of my life; considering myself a better man about town than a lowly worker. Sadly my current finances don’t allow a life of leisure so here I am. But once my ship comes in…

    3. Brett L

      Don’t invoke SugarFree unless you want nighmares.

      1. ElspethFlashman

        yeah, I thought of that right after I’d typed it. Thus begins a new SF saga, day in the life of solo female attorney . . .

      2. So you’re in favor of the elimination of white spaces?

    4. trshmnstr

      Congrats! I wish I had the cojones to hang a shingle. I think it would be a much more interesting day to day existence than I have now.

      1. hang a shingle

        *totally misconstrues the phrase in the context of the lynching subthread*

        1. commodious spittoon

          hang a shingle

          *totally misconstrues the phrase in the context of the stripper subthread*

        2. Mojeaux

          Weirdly, I thought of chipped beef on toast.

    5. egould310

      Congratulations!

    6. R C Dean

      By the time I had been practicing law for 5 years, I had been fired once, and had around a year left on my second law firm job. My third job was in-house, although my fifth job was back with a law firm before going in-house again, and permanently.

    7. Mojeaux

      Congratulations!!!

  42. Drake

    Battle of Tours in 732 halted the Islamic invasion of Western Europe. Now Muslims are looking for funding to build a mosque on the site of the battle to avenge to loss and celebrate their conquest of the West.

    1. So the French have bled all the blood of Martel out of their veins?

  43. KSuellington

    Strong song choice Sloopy. My all time favorite of those guys is “Rock and Roll Damnation”. Bon Scott era AC/DC was among the best hard rock ever made, Take a chance while you still got the choice.

    In regards to unhinged leftists trying to fuck with politicians in public, I recently was on a flight back from Mexico with the fam and when we got off the plan we were on the people mover thingy with the new mayor of SF, London Breed. The vote count was still going on and it was between her and another proggie. I asked her how it was going and she said that she had just pulled ahead. We made small talk for a minute and went our ways as we got to Customs. I hate progressive politics as much as anyone, I’ve seen the terrible effects it has had on my hometown and I am a policial junkie, but there is no way in hell that I was going to be rude to this woman, or even really bring up politics. It was not the arena for it. Those antics are reprehensible to me.

    1. R C Dean

      Pretty much the same way here. Occasionally I am in a room with politicians (inevitably, we would agree on very little if we were to discuss policy). I talk about other things. Oddly, they don’t seem to mind at all.

      The bug-eyed monomania of SJWs is pretty rare, really. The media, for whatever reason, loves to overstate its extent.

      1. KSuellington

        Yeah, that just seems such a weird thing to me. I don’t mind talking politics at all, but I am not the one to bring it up. I can’t even imagine bringing it to that level.

        1. Chipwooder

          I don’t want to discuss politics (or much of anything else, generally) with progs, but I follow my mom’s rule – if you have nothing nice to say, say nothing at all. I have absolutely no desire to harangue anyone.

    1. Wrong eye color.

  44. Count Potato

    “Nigerian healer is shot dead when he invites a customer to test his bullet-proof charms”

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5921351/Nigerian-healer-shot-dead-invites-customer-test-bullet-proof-charms.html

    Even Cary Grant wasn’t bulletproof.

    1. Is it really murder? Isn’t this more of an industrial accident due to defective product?

      1. Count Potato

        I’m neither a lawyer nor Nigerian.

    2. Spartacus

      Good afternoon! I represent the estate of Mr. Chinaka Adoezuwe, healer. Mr Adoezuwe left an account of some 12.6 million USD. For tax reasons, I am looking for a partner who can accept transfer of these funds for a time into a US bank account. As a gratuity, I am willing to pay 25% of the account funds for this service, and only require USD5000 up front as a token of your good faith. If you are willing to receive a share of the estate funds, please contact me urgently.

    1. MikeS

      That brightened my day. Thanks, Count.

  45. Count Potato

    “The majority of romance novels on the best-seller lists are by and about white, heterosexual people. These writers are trying to change that.”

    https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1015928517438124032

    1. You are free to write whatever fiction you want.

      The market will decide what sells best.

      PS, the NY Times list is not representative of actual sales and is more a list of “books we like or are browbeaten into listing” from the editors.

      1. Mojeaux

        PS, the NY Times list is not representative of actual sales and is more a list of “books we like or are browbeaten into listing” from the editors.

        This. I know quite a few POC who are doing *very* well, if one goes by Amazon rankings in very niche subgenres, two in particular: black women/white men and “thug love.”

        The kvetching in my Twitter feed, however, about the invisibility of POC books is rampant. It turns people off. I know other POC who now refuse to buy or review POC romance because they feel pressured/guilted into it.

        Newsflash: There are LOTS of good writers who write LOTS of good books that never get traction.

    2. Grumbletarian

      They’re trying to make the majority of romance novels on best-sellers lists be about POC transgender quintuple-spirit omni-pansexuals? GLWT

      1. Since the NY Times “Bestsellers” list has nothing to do with sales – they can do it rather easily. It won’t be Amazon #1-10, but the faster the times list loses the last vestiges of its illusion of legitimacy, the better.

          1. commodious spittoon

            And why even bother with that fig leaf of technical excuse? Who’s going to complain about the NYT admitting to bias in its book selection? Right-wingers, sure, but they do that already. Even cosmopolitan right-leaners shrug at the ideological bent of the paper and laud it for its non-opinion reporting. And lefties certainly won’t balk at an out-and-proud NYT saying “No, we will not give this author the imprimatur of this honorable institution, whether or not his book is a best seller.” So who does the guy think he’s fooling?

          2. Raston Bot

            the writer won’t state the obvious reason for the discrepancy.

            has anyone here read it?

          3. commodious spittoon

            A few have. From the pithy couple reviews I’ve seen, the consensus seems to be that it’s common sense advice, maybe even trite, with a strong parochial tinge.

            As with all things now, the complaints seem to be about who Peterson inspires rather than what he preaches. Young men, mostly white, who vibe to his imperative of personal responsibility and masculine selflessness. And that’s… bad, because white, and male.

            Well, they had it in for Cosby because he preached the same thing at black men, so at least they’re consistent on that front.

      2. commodious spittoon

        SF has a business opportunity.

        1. SugarFree

          I think the market with the most potential for me is “thug love.”

      3. Mojeaux

        They’re trying to make the majority of romance novels on best-sellers lists be about POC transgender quintuple-spirit omni-pansexuals? GLWT

        You’re not wrong.

    3. Pat felt several non-cis but still overpowering urges when he/she/it saw Sam, the gelded she-man bench four racks of crossfit plates.

    4. WTF

      The The majority of romance novels on the best-seller lists are by and about white, heterosexual people.

      Could that be because the biggest market for romance novels are white, heterosexual people?
      Nah, must be teh racisms.

      1. One could argue that traditional publishers are missing a bit of a market since over 20% of romance novels are consumed by non-whites while only 6% of the books feature non-white characters. But that’s where Amazon and other publishing platforms come into play — they’re picking up the slack.

        The angle here isn’t racism, but more of the stodginess of the old guard publishing houses — it’s the same with a lot of other industries that are slower to react to their markets.

        But yes, the largest consumers are heterosexual white women for sure.

        1. The question you have to ask is this – do those customers actually care? Would you gain more readership through these alternative offerings? Lose readers? Have zero impact through apathy to the representation of these characteristics?

  46. Count Potato