Monday Afternoon Links

Welcome back everyone to the weekday links. I hope everyone is catching up on all the work you “missed” last week. I know I am. Not a whole lot else going on. Excellent contributor articles abound, please peruse the main page and catch up on any you’ve missed over the last week. If you guys generate much more content, I’m going to start skipping links (that’s a promise not a threat!). Also, stick around after the links for the thrilling conclusion of THE STEVE SMITH SANCTION.

I don’t know what they mean by disproportionately large stinger, every wasp that gets within five feet of me looks like this to me. h/t Mad Scientist

Newly-wed husband and wife collide on zip-line, men hardest hit. That’s one way to get out of it.

Florida Man crashes motorcycle, lives, perseveres in killing himself.

I feel like we could send a delegation of Dennis Rodman, Bill O’Reilly, and ICP, and make this happen.

Texas’s Great White  Hype: As he wound his way through his stump speech, he leavened his talk of migrants with a vulgar crack about Congress’ approval ratings: “Just below communism, just above gonorrhea.”

 

There’s an awful lot of excitable boys (and girls and other genders) out there nowadays.

Comments

224 responses to “Monday Afternoon Links”

  1. Tres Cool

    So I guess she can say their honeymoon was a real……hit?

    1. It was just smashing.

      1. Tres Cool

        …that was my alternative selection

    2. Spudalicious

      They did a bang up job.

      1. Bobarian LMD

        I’ll go out on a rope and say they probably won’t be back for a 2nd honeymoon.

    3. Grumbletarian

      Sad. The wife is the primary victim, of course, having lost a husband.

      Sin,
      H. Clinton

    4. See Double You

      When he said he was going to bang her, she didn’t think there would be *that* much blood.

  2. Caput Lupinum

    Scientists discovered a new wasp species with a terrifyingly large stinger. Researchers from the University of Turku in Finland recently discovered the Clistopyga crassicaudata, which lives between the Andes mountains and the Amazon rainforests.

    Just wait until Dr. Borous creates cazadors in big MT.

    1. ChipsnSalsa

      The Clistopyga has a particularly gruesome manner of laying eggs: first, the wasp finds spider nests, then paralyzes the spider with venom. Next, the wasp lays eggs on the spider. The hatching larva eats the spider as well as possible spider eggs or hatchlings.

      Tender loving mother nature right there.

      1. AlmightyJB

        Respect.

      2. Caput Lupinum

        Paraditoidal wasps are pretty common. From wiki:

        The parasitoid wasps include some very large groups, the Chalcidoidea with some 500,000 species, the Ichneumonidae with some 100,000 species, and the Braconidae with up to 50,000 species.

        The cazadors in Fallout: New Vegas are mutated wasps called tarantula hawks, which are parasitoidal. Considering their size, the most likely host is a human or a brahmin. Have some extra nightmare fuel if you go and replay it.

        1. I already run screaming from cazadors because they just don’t die (and dodge way too many shots). I don’t need additional reasons to run away.

      3. The Last American Hero

        Holy adding insult to injury, Batman!

    2. Tres Cool

      I read that, and immediately thought of THIS from Family Guy.

  3. Juvenile Bluster

    I hate work.

    Florida man link 1 of 2: Cop resigns after stealing $6,250 from home he was searching

    What a moron. You call it civil asset forfeiture, then it just strangely disappears from evidence.

    1. AlmightyJB

      “to avoid prosecution on a grand theft felony charge”

      Excuse me?

      1. Dr. Fronkensteen

        Can you think of a worse punishment?

  4. ChipsnSalsa

    I hope everyone is catching up on all the work you “missed” last week.

    Can’t say I’ve been missing it Bob.

  5. Drake

    Padding your resume with BS only works for so long. Seems to work in the primary but maybe not a general election.

    1. Endless Mike

      She Identifies as a business lady, that’s all that matters.

    2. Pope Jimbo

      Hey! Is she trying to pretend that she is a graduate of The U of M?

      The best part of this is how easy it should be to prove her qualifications if she really did that. Of course, being from Team Blue means that the media will never demand that she answer any of the accusations.

      Just like here where our first Somali legislator said she wouldn’t ever answer any questions about her two marriages (one possibly to her brother for immigration purposes) and that was the end of it.

      1. Gustave Lytton

        Well, not quite the end of it. Had to smear anyone asking those questions as a racist & bigot first. Then that was the end of it.

  6. Juvenile Bluster

    Florida man link 2 of 2; 1,300 gator hunting permits to go on sale tomorrow

    Over/under on number of deaths from that 1,300?

    1. Bobarian LMD

      Gators or Florida men?

    2. Count Potato

      “Bows and crossbows, gigs, harpoons, spears, spearguns, fishing poles using a weighted treble hook, fishing poles using artificial lures, baited wooded pegs (must be less than 2 inches long) using a fishing pole or hand-held line, hand-line snatch hooks, hand-held catch poles, hand-held snares and bang sticks (the only firearm you’re allowed to use for alligator hunting).”

      Not even shotguns?

  7. AlmightyJB

    “Duterte vows to resign if anybody can prove God exists”

    I can help him find out if Satan exist.

    1. topnotchtoledo

      Let’s give him lead poisoning and then he will see the light.

    2. See Double You

      A Dexter-Morgan-type solution immediately came to mind.

  8. Bobarian LMD

    That Wasp reminds me of my baby picture

  9. The Other Kevin

    I had the great fortune to see Warren Zevon at our local fair grounds. It was just him with a keyboard, and a guitar player. RIP Warren.

    1. AlmightyJB

      I bet that was blast!

    2. The Other Kevin

      Yes. He was one of those very talented singer/songwriters that you don’t see anymore.

      1. KSuellington

        Warren Zevon, Hunter S Thompson and hockey.

        http://proxy.espn.com/espn/page2/story?id=1206003

    1. Rufus the Monocled

      Damn he looked good for 86.

  10. AlmightyJB

    I had an old H&R 20 ga single shot like that. Had loads if fun with it.

    1. Bobarian LMD

      My first gun was a Stevens .410 just like that.

      Next was a Stevens over/under in .22/.410.

      Rabbit guns.

  11. KSuellington

    Top notch musical links today. Love me some Zevon.

    1. Rufus the Monocled

      Then you’ll love the live version:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDlpETyqweE

      1. KSuellington

        Right on Rufus. Going on the playlist for my next job.

  12. Viking1865

    “Texas’s Great White Hype: As he wound his way through his stump speech, he leavened his talk of migrants with a vulgar crack about Congress’ approval ratings: “Just below communism, just above gonorrhea.”

    Oh man I haven’t read a Politoco article in a while. Man I forget how hilarious it could be.

    People from all walks of life are rallying around him! We got public school teachers, college students, Austin hipsters, Bernie Sanders fans, and even graphic designers. A true cross section of America.

    1. Chipwooder

      What’s more, a true cross section of Texas!

    2. wdalasio

      And in November, will everyone wonder why phoney Beato-mania has bitten the dust?

      1. Tundra

        *applause*

  13. Tundra

    First this:

    O’Rourke, who has pledged not to accept money from political action committees, co-hosted the Wednesday event with End Citizens United, a campaign finance reform group.

    And then this:

    Bird, who is based in Chicago, saw that up close at a recent high-dollar O’Rourke fundraiser in the city, which he said drew more new faces than he’d seen any other Senate candidate draw in their swings through the city. “He’s young,” Bird said. “He’s dynamic. He’s working for every single vote.”

    Just fuck off, Beto.

    1. LJW

      Cruz leads by 8+ in nearly every poll. Which probably means he wins by 15+

    2. Gustave Lytton

      End Citizens United, a campaign finance reform group

      Hah! The hypocrisy of using a group to advocate for reversing Citizens United. Also hilarious is using out of state fundraisers to funnel money from non-voters into the state.

      millions in small-dollar donations

      Totally above board, I’m sure. No way would this be a way to funnel illegal money into a campaign.

    3. Raston Bot

      “End Citizens United”? in oral arguments, the solicitor general argued the govt could prevent the publication of books. that can never be said enough.

      1. Brett L

        Didn’t the Postmaster General used to reserve that power for himself?

      2. whahappan

        Sorry for the late reply, but I just had to add: That Solicitor General? None other than Elena Kagan. Who of course didn’t recuse herself from the case when it came before the supreme court. Shameful and despicable.

  14. Mad Scientist

    Florida Man crashes motorcycle, lives, perseveres in killing himself.

    Pathetic, squishy-headed Florida Man. I’ve crashed my motorcycle twice in one day and managed to survive. Wear a helmet, man!

    1. Brett L

      You probably didn’t stop at the bar to get your BAC back into the danger zone between 1 and 2.

      1. Spartacus

        The first crash rattled him and he needed a few more drinks to steady his nerves before riding on.

        1. Dr. Fronkensteen

          His nerves are in a steady state now.

    2. Pope Jimbo

      Two cracks at Florida Man to kill him?

      Pffffft. What amateurs.

      Minnesoda Gal wipes them out two at a time. The trick is to turn in front of them at the last minute. Trying to get them head on is too hard.

  15. Drake

    Trump is heading off to Europe tomorrow while both Merkel and May are hanging by a thread. it will be interesting to see if they negotiate or he just helps push over both governments.

    1. Stinky Wizzleteats

      Hopefully they’ll both be ushered off to The Home for Powerful Old Retired Broads, and soon.

      1. Drake

        They have a special wing for spinster cat ladies?

  16. LJW

    Mexican president-elect wants every kid to go to college

    “Future education secretary Esteban Moctezuma said later that the government will provide $126 in monthly scholarships to students who need financial help to finish high school or university, if the budget permits. He said the new government does not plan to increase taxes.”

    Good luck with that. The comments on the story are hilarious.

    1. Bobarian LMD

      Moctezuma’s Revenge?

    2. Drake

      Mexico is going to close the barista gap.

      1. KSuellington

        Maybe we can outsource all of our gender studies needs to them.

    3. mexican sharpshooter

      Maybe immigration will go the other direction…

      …what the hell am I saying?

      1. Dr. Fronkensteen

        If it did they wouldn’t let us in. All due to Trump’s policies of course. The Mexicans will see this as getting revenge.

  17. KibbledKristen

    As with everything in life, there’s a 30 Rock for that

    https://media.giphy.com/media/lojAtVGh92CuTFgfvJ/giphy.gif

    1. Gilmore

      thank you for the Unabomber-show recommend

      i like it. not as good as “Manhunter”, and a few quibbles about the characters (the female FBI agent is far too hamhandedly-modern “quirky CSI-type sidekick who uses 2010’s millenial slang”). but good.

      1. KibbledKristen

        She actually reminded me of the characters on Brooklyn Nine Nine. I’m sure much of it was dramatized to within an inch of the truth. That agent didn’t make up the phrase “forensic linguistics”, either. It had existed for quite a while before then.

        My favorite parts were when they were analyzing his manifesto.

      2. KibbledKristen

        I also loved when Kaczynski reeled him in during the interrogation, then told him the warrant was B.S.

        1. Gilmore

          i’ve only seen E01 so far

          1. Gilmore

            * and i’ve only just gotten to that bit at the end

          2. KibbledKristen

            The only episode I was “meh” on was the arrest episode. Buncha law & order hoo-ha.

            Anyway – enjoy! It’s a good sub until Mindhunter comes back.

          3. Gilmore

            right. “mind”hunter.

            if there’s a weakness to both shows, its these titles which all sound like Hall and Oates songs.

  18. Winston

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camillien_Houde

    Interesting fact: during WWII Canada had the mayor of its largest city arrested and sent to internment camps for opposing the draft…

    On 2 August 1940, Houde publicly urged the men of Quebec to ignore the national registration measure introduced by the federal government.[3] Three days later, he was placed under arrest by the Royal Canadian Mounted Police on charges of sedition, and then confined without trial[4] in internment camps in Petawawa, Ontario and Minto, New Brunswick until 1944. Upon his release on 18 August 1944, he was greeted by a cheering crowd of 50,000 Montrealers,[5] and won back his job as Montreal mayor in 1944’s civic election.

    1. Rufus the Monocled

      Easily Montreal’s most fascinating and colourful Mayors.

      The book ‘City Unique’ delved into his mayoral tenure.

  19. Mr Lizard

    “The wasp’s stinger isn’t only long, but also very wide“

    STEVE SMITH ACTUALLY NOT WANT TO PLAY SHOW AND TELL

    1. Bobarian LMD

      STEVE AM NEVER PLAYING.

  20. mexican sharpshooter

    Literally. Sweat pours off his lean, 6-foot-4-inch frame as the El Paso Democrat jogs along the southern bank of the Trinity River[…]

    In between panting breaths, O’Rourke

    Why do you only find sexual connotations when discussing a candidate from team blue?

    O’Rourke, a third-term congressman, often boasts that he has hired no consultants or pollsters. He is his own strategist, and his strategy is simple: campaign relentlessly, project vitality and hope his raw charisma combines in just the right proportion with anti-Cruz animus, Texas’ changing demographics and national Democratic momentum to put him over the top.

    BEHOLD. ALL WILL BOW BEFORE MEXICAN OBAMA

    1. Gustave Lytton

      O’Rourke’s authenticity

      O’Rourke, born Robert Francis O’Rourke, has no Hispanic heritage but began going by Beto, the Mexican nickname for Roberto, as a child in West Texas.

      Yeah, Mexican Obama is apt.

      1. Drake

        So he identifies as Mexican?

        1. mexican sharpshooter

          So do I. Incidentally, nobody here has called me out on it.

          1. Drake

            We’re all waiting for proof of the second half of your name!

          2. Mad Scientist

            Nobody here wants to get shot.

          3. mexican sharpshooter

            Mad Scientist does not speak for all of you…

          4. Chipwooder

            Well, you post articles in Spanish so that’s good enough for us

          5. Spudalicious

            I thought it meant you were sniping Mexicans.

          6. Yusef drives a Kia

            I thought You were aiming AT mexicans

      2. PBRstreetgang

        So he’s a cultural appropriator.

        1. Dr. Fronkensteen

          According to modern leftists. Yes. He needs to be purged to maintain the purity of the cultures.

          1. Mojeaux

            You know who else wanted to maintain purity?

          2. Tres Cool

            Ivory soap?

          3. kinnath

            Marilyn Chambers?

          4. Gustave Lytton

            Weldon Heyburn?

          5. PBRstreetgang

            Walter White?

          6. Mad Scientist

            Commander Jack D. Ripper?

          7. Chipwooder

            General Jack T. Ripper?

          8. CPRM

            Not the local coke dealers, to be sure.

          9. topnotchtoledo

            Wypipo?

          10. Dr. Fronkensteen

            The women I date?

          11. The Libertarian Party?

            Hahahahahahaha.

    2. Chipwooder

      Who is as Mexican as my pasty Irish-Italian ass is

    3. Winston

      often boasts that he has hired no consultants or pollsters. He is his own strategist,

      Very sceptical…

      Texas’ changing demographics

      I thought Mexicans would turn Texas into libertopia?

    4. Gadfly

      …hope his raw charisma combines in just the right proportion with anti-Cruz animus, Texas’ changing demographics and national Democratic momentum to put him over the top

      I’m not aware of much anti-Cruz animus outside of Democratic circles, Texas’ changing demographics have (so far) not translated into a Californian shift, and the Democratic momentum would have to be monumental to create a swing of D+8. “Hope” is the right word for it.

      1. Chipwooder

        It’s pretty much the same kind of story they kept running about Wendy Davis. That race was much less favorable because Greg Abbott is more of a blandly inoffensive figure than Ted Cruz, but they still pumped that bitch the hell up despite the fact that she had no real chance to win. This time, they’re pumping up a guy who has a tiny chance of winning.

  21. R C Dean

    I learned to shoot shotguns with a double-barrelled .410 that Pater Dean inherited from his uncle. No idea how old; I’m guessing it was from the ’20s, but it could be older. Pater Dean is such a good shot that he actually used it for quail hunting and tagged just about every day with it.

  22. Gadfly

    If you guys generate much more content, I’m going to start skipping links (that’s a promise not a threat!).

    I would hope that in such a situation the links would persist, if even in a reduced and perfunctory state, both for the sake of tradition as well as to provide OT threads so people don’t have to hijack dedicated articles and their discussion.

    1. Dr. Fronkensteen

      Hijacking dedicated articles are what we do best. Why mess with that tradition?

      1. Gadfly

        I’d like to counter this…but I got nothing. I concede the point.

        1. You’re a gadfly. Isn’t random shit your whole MO?

          1. Gadfly

            You’re a gadfly.

            Part time

    2. Mad Scientist

      I thought hijacking dedicated articles was the whole point of what we do here?

      1. Winston

        Swiss has a sad…

        1. R C Dean

          Narrowed gaze, with a single tear trickling down his cheek?

  23. Drake

    Feminists Clash with Transgenders at London Pride Parade

    That might get me to watch a parade.

    1. Spudalicious

      Were the trannies trying to get the Lesbians to eat them out?

    2. Fuller’s has a parade?

  24. BakedPenguin

    I had a hornet starting a nest in my mailbox, Since it’s occasionally good to get mail, I dealt with that over the weekend. I didn’t get close enough to evaluate the size of its stinger.

    Also, too bad that Israeli couple obviously didn’t watch South Park .

    1. Brett L

      By dealt with, I assume you mean set the old mailbox on fire from afar and replaced it after the fire died out.

    2. CPRM

      I have wasps do that every damn year. This year I went during the day when they were out foraging and knocked the nest out and filled in any hole I could find. Been wasp free ever since.

      1. BakedPenguin

        CPRM – I’ve looked. Apparently, not hard enough

        Brett – grenades work, too. I’m not crazy, though. I only used a smoke grenade.

  25. I. B. McGinty

    Sorry to go off topic so soon, but it’s an alcohol related question, so acceptable?

    Anyway, one of my good friends is having a baby and I wanted to buy him a nice bottle of scotch. I don’t know Jack about scotch, but I’m thinking the $200 price range is what I am wanting to spend. What are some recommendations, keeping in mind it needs to be readily available (I don’t want to have to go to Scotland to get it, although that would be fun)?

    1. Mad Scientist

      Babies don’t know that much about scotch, so feel free to buy them the cheap kind. It’s always good etiquette to bring along one of those bottles with a nipple on it.

      1. Gilmore

        ???

      2. SP

        Helps with teething.

        1. I. B. McGinty

          My plan was to attach a little note that says “For teething”

    2. Gilmore

      get a bottle of this

      http://www.totalwine.com/spirits/scotch/single-malt/macallan-12-yr/p/644175?s=401&igrules=true

      spending more ($300) for the ‘single cask 25 yr’ isn’t worth it imo. booze that’s too-expensive makes people feel guilty drinking it.

      and no one ever disliked mccallan 12 year

      1. I. B. McGinty

        He won’t feel guilty. 🙂

        1. Gilmore

          well, just fyi = the price breaks on ‘good scotch’ tend to go, “$50 (shelf), $120-150 (top shelf), $250-300 (limited quantity, snooty bottle)”

          the $200 price point is sort of a no-man’s land, tho there’s certainly stuff there. i personally think the drinkability doesn’t get hugely better after the first $100, but then i’m not a huge high-end scotch drinker. Of the ones i have drank frequently (Lagavulin, Balvenie, McCallan, Oban, Cardhu), i think McCallan has the most universally-appealing flavor profile. Or maybe that’s what a bartender told me once.

          1. Mad Scientist

            The 21 yr Balvenie is about $200 a bottle and is very, very good.

          2. Gilmore

            I wouldn’t kick any of them out of bed on a cold night

          3. I. B. McGinty

            Thanks for the recommendation Gilmore and SP.

          4. R C Dean

            I think Gilmore nails it.

            Unless the guy is a real scotch aficionado and you know he’s an Islay fan, steer away from those and go for more of a Highland. The oily/peaty/smoky Islay flava is usually an acquired taste. The Highlands are usually the e-z drinking scotches.

            Personally, I’m not a big McCallan fan – its good, but there’s just others I like better. Glenmorangie is an excellent Highland scotch with a pretty broad selection. I also like Oban.

        2. SP

          That’s the best kind of friend.

          And Gilmore’s rec is a tried and true selection.

          1. Tundra

            We disagree on a particular tropical fruit, but in this we are in complete agreement.

          2. SP

            I love tropical fruit. In the appropriate context.

            But I *always* love single malt scotch.

    3. Endless Mike

      It depends on if he has a preference on style – I like Highland whisky, which would mean Macallan 12 as suggested above, or (my favorite) Glenmorangie 18. Islay lovers you can’t go wrong with Lagavulin 16 or Laphroaig 18. If you can sneak a look at his liquor cabinet, whatever he has up front and half full or less is probably his favorite.

      That being said, I still consider myself a neophyte when it comes to whisky, and I still enjoy trying something new just as much as I enjoy drinking what I know I like.

      1. I. B. McGinty

        He’s mostly a beer drinker (micro brews) but does drink liquor. For bourbon he likes Woodford over Beam and Makers. He’s the type of guy that would appreciate something like this because it’s not something he would typically buy for himself. The bottle might last 10 years or it might last the weekend.

        1. Spudalicious

          Ah. Look for Springbank 15 year old. A very nice scotch that should meet his tastes and runs about $120.

      2. Nephilium

        This is an important consideration. Do you happen to know what his favorite Scotches are?

    4. Does the father know the different between a $50 bottle of whiskey and a $200 bottle? Of not get him the cheaper stuff.

    5. Spudalicious

      What type of scotch does he like? I don’t like scotch aged more than 15-18 years because after that, it’s about the barrel. You’re price range puts you into the 21 spectrum.

      1. I. B. McGinty

        Thanks Spud. I’m not sure what his favorite Scotches are. When we drank it was mostly beer and then the occasional mixed drink. We were drinking to get drunk and not necessarily for the enjoyment of a classy beverage. Good times. 🙂

        1. Spudalicious

          A couple of replies above, I recommended the Springbank 15. My prejudices aside, the Balvenie 21 is a great choice, or just about any Balvenie.

  26. Pope Jimbo

    Good to see dudes getting in on Title IX lawsuits.

    Black guy loses racial discrimination suit against local university. Files a new lawsuit, saying the chicks at the university were out to get him because he was a guy.

    In 2014, the U.S. Department of Education’s Office for Civil Rights closed its case against Hamline, finding insufficient evidence they discriminated against Prewitt on the basis of race.

    Prewitt then sued the university, alleging discrimination on the basis of race and sex because it was female Hamline staffers who he said mistreated him.

    The story made me giggle because it said he was doing fine when he was studying remotely. Things only went off the rails after he showed up for a couple weeks for in person studying. I wonder what sort of crazy he was that made the people at the uni say “Oh, oh. We gotta bounce this guy.”

  27. SP

    On the topic of site articles, in addition to the outstanding run of articles we’ve been having, coming attractions this week include pieces by The Hyperbole, trshmnstr, Suthenboy, Creosote Achilles, PieintheSky, and the usual suspects, like A Leap at the Wheel’s GlibFit post.

    So much Glibness, you won’t know what hit you!

    (And you know you, yes, YOU, want to write an article, too. Do it.)

    1. CPRM

      I’ll write up and article on [REDACTED] [REDACTED] one of these days, I’m sure EVERYONE will just love it.

      1. SP

        Well, when you DO, make sure you put [READY FOR REVIEW] or [READY TO POST] in the title so EVERYONE on the editorial staff will know it’s finished and can be scheduled.

  28. Juvenile Bluster

    Sorry never got a chance to write the SCOTUS pick roundup. Got super busy over the last week and a half.

    Honestly none of them are particularly bad or particularly great when it comes to libertarianism. The closest we’ll get to “good” would be Kethledge. Barrett doesn’t have enough of a legislative history to judge her on, but she clerked for Scalia, so you can expect something similar out of her (which means deference to the Constitution unless it’s a Republican issue like the 4th Amendment). Kavanaugh clerked for Kennedy (and there are rumors that Kennedy became comfortable with retiring when Kavanaugh was added to the potential list, and there are even sketchier rumors that Kennedy was promised that Kavanaugh would be the pick when he decided to retire). He’s got a pretty long record on the DC Circuit and generally leans right (again like Scalia), but apparently Trump hates him because he worked for Dubya (plus he worked on Clinton’s impeachment). Kethledge’s record is pretty much equal to what Gorsuch’s record was before he became a SCOTUS justice.

    Dark horse is Amul Thapar, who’s probably the best of the four but won’t get it. Unfortunately Justice Willett isn’t getting nominated no matter how much I beg.

    None of it matters because even if the pick becomes a regular on the “right” side of the equation I’m convinced that the Chief Justice is going to slide left to take Kennedy’s role as the “centrist”, as he did in the Obamacare vote.

    1. A Leap at the Wheel

      My money is on Barrett, because Trump knows what it will look like when the Dems start to trash a woman and a Catholic woman at that.

      1. kinnath

        I think so too. Then he can put anyone he wants on when RBG goes away.

      2. Juvenile Bluster

        We already know it because it already played out last year. Remember Feinstein’s questioning of her (“are you, or have you ever been a Catholic”). She’d probably cause the greatest fight. My $ is on Kethledge for various reasons, not the least of which is he’s the likeliest to be approved in September and not have a fight that’s going to last into the November elections.

        1. CPRM

          But what a treat it would be for Trump to have rabid leftists frothing over putting a woman on the court when normal people go out to vote in November.

    2. whiz

      Wait, you’re saying that justices rule using political considerations and not principle?

      /knocked over with a feather

    3. Semi-Spartan Dad

      Nothing on Hardiman?

      WSJ is betting on him as the nominee.

    4. Gadfly

      Dark horse is Amul Thapar, who’s probably the best of the four but won’t get it.

      Trump’s probably saving him to replace RBG. The Democrats will go into utter hysterics if Trump gets to name a sixth conservative to the court, so he’d be wise to save the historic first card and the race card to play for shielding in such an event.

      1. Endless Mike

        (sigh) I wish Janice Rogers Brown was 10 years younger. That would have been epic on so many fronts.

    5. Chipwooder

      It seems it will be Kavanaugh:

      Peter Baker
      @peterbakernyt

      Buzz at the US courthouse in DC: Brett Kavanaugh spotted leaving in a black sedan accompanied by four black SUVs with security agents presumed to be Secret Service, per source.

      5:09 PM – Jul 9, 2018

  29. Pope Jimbo

    Lucky Minnesoda bastard.

    I’d take a chomping to my forearm for the settlement that this guy is going to get. Especially since the St. Paul K-9 unit has already stepped on its dick a few times in the last year or so.

    On Friday at about 1:40 a.m., police were dispatched to a report of a male with a gun in the street in Dayton’s Bluff, according to a police report.

    Officers found a 33-year-old man — Glenn L. Slaughter — in the 900 block of East Fourth Street “who wasn’t involved in the incident,” but they “instructed him to lay on the ground for his own safety while they searched,” said Steve Linders, a police spokesman.

    A short time later, Officer Mark Ross arrived with his K-9 Suttree. Ross approached other officers and “within about 10 feet from the man lying on the ground,” the dog’s collar broke, he ran toward Slaughter and bit him on the right forearm, Linders said.

    Ross commanded the K-9 to stop, but the dog did not. The officer activated the dog’s electronic collar and removed the dog from the Slaughter’s arm.

    “Unfortunately, that took about 20 seconds,” Linders said.

    I know that drunk me at 1:40 AM would not do well being ordered to lay on the ground “for my own safety”.

    1. Tundra

      I don’t know who is training those dogs, but it’s time to move on. I’m not a fan, but I’ve been to a number of Schutzhund events and those dogs don’t need a fucking electric collar.

      Weak shit. Sorry, St. Paul taxpayers – you’re gonna bleed over this one.

      1. Semi-Spartan Dad

        Exactly. Guests are amazed how non-aggressive my GSDs are because of their experiences with other poorly trained and bred ones. I always remind them that a protection dog should not be an aggressive dog. A million times so if attack-trained. That turns a protection dog into an extremely dangerous dog.

        My wife’s cousin has a Belgian malinois that has turned ridiculously dangerous. Dangerous as in it has bit several innocent people, including mulitple children. Last month, my wife visited her family with our 3-year-old daughter and went outside for fresh air. The cousin’s family didn’t realize and let the dog on the other side of the house. Her uncle ran screaming at them to get inside as fast they can because he can’t control the dog. Of course the family just says he’s protective but a sweet dog.

        That dog would have eaten lead if I been present and finally ended this scourge. I was very angry at my wife for letting her CCP lapse.

        1. Tundra

          Infuriating. I did a shit-ton of obedience work with my GSD specifically because she was such a capable protector. One of my good friends was a K9 cop. His dog lived inside the house with his family and was just like any other pet, until it was time to go to work. Great dog and great handler.

          1. Chipwooder

            It’s true for most any dog – it is only as dangerous as it is allowed to be by its owner.

          2. Tundra

            Hey man, sorry to read about your doggie earlier. The only bad part of owning a dog.

          3. Chipwooder

            As we did last time, we’re giving her one last day to see if we get a miracle. She’s getting her drugs on IV right now and maybe, just maybe, her condition improves enough that she will be able to eat again and regain enough strength to stand up and walk around.

            I’m not expecting that, but I’m willing to go another grand in the hole to find out. Feels like I owe her at least that much. It’s only money anyway right?

          4. Tundra

            Been there. Spent the money and never ever regretted it. They are more family than family.

          5. Chipwooder

            Yes indeed.

            This time is harder than last time because Lucy had been in declining health for a while. Knew she wasn’t going to have all that much time left. This time, on the other hand, has been very sudden. Baby is only 10, and just last Wednesday seemed to be perfectly fine. Four days later and she’s on death’s door. Would have likely died Sunday if we had waited to see our regular vet yesterday morning instead of going to the emergency vet and paying through the fucking nose.

          6. Mad Scientist

            I’ve taken a dog to the emergency vet, paid through the nose, and lost him anyway. The guild you’d feel if you didn’t try would be horrible.

          7. Chipwooder

            Exactly, man. That’s probably what is going to happen here too, and tomorrow I’ll probably be digging the second grave in 5 months, but if I didn’t give her the chance to recover I’d never forgive myself. Particularly making the decision over money. I don’t have the money to pay for this, and that’s not a minor consideration. I can’t keep her in the doggie hospital indefinitely. Still had to give her one more day before making the call.

          8. Old Man With Candy

            What Mad Scientist said. Been there, done that, tore me up. I feel ya.

            I don’t know what we’re going to do when our current dog (who is absolutely amazing) finally steps on a rainbow.

          9. Semi-Spartan Dad

            I’m sorry about your dog buddy. It feels like losing a family member whenever their time comes.

          10. Chipwooder

            Thanks, Spartan. I appreciate your kind words.

          11. Semi-Spartan Dad

            I know you said that you were probably putting off getting another dog, but If you change your mind let me know. I have a GSD pup that I’m trying to place in the right home. There would be no charge for him.

          12. Chipwooder

            That might be something we should consider. The expense was one of the reasons we figured it would be a while, since we’re going to have approximately $2800 to pay off, and that’s if she DOESN’T make it. If she does, you can tack on another $600 or so for bladder surgery to remove some stones, a little something extra we found out in the course of the rest of this.

            You’re in Virginia, correct? So maybe that would work.

          13. Yusef drives a Kia

            I’m with SSD, I’m wiping “sweat” off my face……
            Bella Is Aggressive at play, and has a good ear, a loud bark, and would probably Die for me/the Wife,

          14. Semi-Spartan Dad

            I’m in VA, about 2 or 3 hours from Richmond.

            Shoot me an email. It’s my Glib handle@gmail.com. No hypen or space, all one word.

          15. Semi-Spartan Dad

            That’s a lot to pay off, but damn if it doesn’t show how much you care about her.

            We paid several thousand over my Doberman’s life trying to treat her horrible skin condition. She died way too young as well at 8 years old. It’s a really hard thing.

          16. Chipwooder

            A lot to pay off indeed. We opened a Care Credit account, which gives us 6 months interest free. At that point, whatever balance is left we’ll put on the credit card because the rate with CC is enormous, like 28%.

        2. Tres Cool

          Best woofers ever.
          *wipes away tear*

        3. Gustave Lytton

          a protection dog should not be an aggressive dog

          We have a mini-Aussie. Twenty pounds soaking wet, total sweetheart, shy around strangers. One day we went to the cleaners to pick up some clothes & they couldn’t find one of my wife’s blouses. Did the usual when something is missing (‘are you sure you dropped it off?’, etc). Wife was PISSED when she came back to the truck, got in slammed the door, and was just seething.

          While she’s telling me about it, one of the employees came out to say that they found it after all. Wife opens the door & gets out, doesn’t notice that our furball got out too. She ran in after my wife & was ready to confront whatever it was that’s a threat to her people.

        4. OneOut

          Where are the fathers of the kids already bitten ?

          That animal should have already been put down.

          It has clearly lost its place in the pack hierarchy.

          1. Semi-Spartan Dad

            Right? I don’t know really know the details, but I think at least one kid was paid off. Another might have be an illegal immigrant and the family didn’t want to risk anything. They lived in El Paso or San Antonio at the time on that one.

            All of my wife’s family is terrified of it.

    2. I drive by my cities “K-9 Training Facility” (which is apparently popular with the LEO class, there are always cruisers from all over the state there) I daydream about replacing their sign with one in the same font and colors but saying “4th Amendment Curtailment Facility”

    3. Mad Scientist

      Lay on the ground for his own safety? Correct me if I’m wrong, but the only thing there threatening his safety in the first place was the police.

    4. creech

      Does the K-9 dog get four weeks paid administrative leave now?

  30. Rufus the Monocled

    Trudeau accused of groping. Suddenly you don’t have to believe the woman full stop. This guy.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hn0l7q_lLV4

    1. Stinky Wizzleteats

      Why would they let a dangerous terrorist like her in?

    1. Chipwooder

      ‘Swhat I carry. I figure if I need more than 6 shots, I’m probably dead anyway.

      1. Tundra

        Which one?

        1. Chipwooder

          Taurus (yeah, yeah) .38 special. I just like the feel of it and it’s easy to carry. I’ve thought about upgrading to a .357 but I can’t shoot them for shit without at least a 4 inch barrel, and I’d rather not lug that around.

          1. Tundra

            I read a lot of Taurus hate but everyone I know IRL who has one likes it a lot.

          2. Chipwooder

            Personally I think there’s a lot of a groupthink on that one. I’ve never met anyone who’s had a Taurus and had problems with it, but everyone seems to know someone else who says they did. And I’m sure there are people who have. Still, with a revolver, just seems like there isn’t much they could have screwed up.

    1. Gustave Lytton

      No wonder it posted without moderation. SF’d the first link

      https://www.rt.com/business/432375-russia-south-africa-farmers/

    2. Chipwooder

      Volga Germans, pfffffft. Only the Palis are allowed to whine about not being able to return to territory lost in a war.

    3. Rufus the Monocled

      The barbaric violence in South Africa against whites is shocking and depraved.

      But I have to listen to shitheads like Trevor Noach ignore what’s happening in his home country where blacks murder whites in the most heinous ways while bashing America as overtly racist. Fuck. Him.

      1. Yusef drives a Kia

        Lauren Southern, Farmlands,
        and the Aussie GOV is helping White SA immigrate to the Down Under.

  31. commodious spittoon

    Dick Durbin to Dems: Sacrifice your Senate seats to oppose Trump’s nominee.

    “Beyond the procedure, beyond the gamesmanship, it is a life-and-death important decision to be made by this court on so many issues,” the Senate minority whip said on NBC’s “Meet the Press.”

    “The men and women that I work with on the Democratic side really take this seriously,” he added, after host Chuck Todd raised the possibility that Democrats could lose their bid to retake the Senate by opposing the nominee. “They understand it’s an historic decision. It’s about more than the next election. It’s about what future the United States of America is going to chart.”

    This is going to be messy. I wouldn’t be surprised if we see another assassination attempt on Republican Senators.

  32. Spudalicious

    That should be a fun little shooter. At the live auction at a recent Duck’s Unlimited whisky and cigar tasting dinner, I decided I needed a Kimber Hunter in 6.5 Creedmoor. It just seemed the thing to do.

    1. Old Man With Candy

      Gonna take that one out on the boat with you?

      1. Spudalicious

        Probably. With a rifle that can bang a gong at a mile, it’s much easier to move a boat to different distances that to walk all that way to put up different targets. I hope nothing bad happens this time.

    1. Rufus the Monocled

      Can I get a Bugs Bunny ‘yeesh’?

    2. Chipwooder

      What in the blue fuck is that???? And why is the unspeakable Jemele Hill listed twice? And I thought Issac Mizrahi was persona non grata these days?

      1. Chipwooder

        And Grover Norquist?? The hell IS this thing supposed to be?

    3. Tres Cool

      Oh…ow..ow
      Reading that caused a sharp pain just behind my R eye….I think I smell vanilla….

    4. Count Potato

      Grover Norquist?

    5. Yusef drives a Kia

      Jemel hill twice?
      /whoever he is………

      1. Chipwooder

        Dimwitted SJW bitch fired by ESPN for her #RESISTANCE

    6. Count Potato

      The replies are good though.

    7. Rufus the Monocled

      And why the frick is Jack Tapper showing up to this?

      1. Chipwooder

        Better question – why on earth would anyone pay to see any of these people? I mean, I’m assuming this is all a bunch of speeches? How revolting.

    8. BakedPenguin

      This is the worst music festival lineup ever

      Oh, if only someone would get Rick Astley to show up.

      1. Chipwooder

        And 4 Non Blondes

        1. Tres Cool

          -1 Linda Perry

  33. Enough About Palin

    If Trump really wanted to troll the Dems and the media, he would nominate Hillary Clinton for Supreme Court Justice. Sunlight is the best disinfectant.

  34. Count Potato

    “Now you see why I’m never impressed by the Mayonnaise-Dingo Warriors, doing the whole cultural appropriation routine with their bed wenches”

    https://twitter.com/tariqnasheed/status/1016447212555911168

    1. I don’t know who any of these people are.

  35. KibbledKristen

    I know Willett was a no-go, but hoping to see him walk out there was like the hope I have when I buy a Powerball ticket.

  36. KibbledKristen

    Was Kavanaugh involved in Heller at all?