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“THE STEVE SMITH SANCTION” – Vondelpark or Tante Zaan’s?

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Oh yeah… I think I am on to something. Got an anonymous tip….the RAPESQUATCH was near Vondelpark alright. But he was far too clever to simply camp out there. No, word was he was staying at a “pension” near the park. “Tante Zaan’s” – Auntie Zaan’s place, to be specific.  Time for a little recon…

Urban Rapesquatch?
Tante Zaan’s…what are you hiding.

Yeah, right above the shops. Typical old Amsterdam arrangement. Store on the first floor, that paid rent…apartments or boarders above.  Well, Airbnb or Booking,com have taken over arranging the stays…OK Auntie, time for me to see what is hiding upstairs.

Dang… not one sign of STEVE SMITH. I am starting to get the feeling I am getting played here. Time to swing by the park…maybe I gave MR. RAPESQUATCH too much credit.

MADE PARK, NOT RAPE.
That is most certainly NOT STEVE SMITH.

Huh. No flashing lights…no people fleeing. So nothing obviously STEVE SMITHIAN…yet. I need to go back and think about this some more.

TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR “THE STEVE SMITH SANCTION – A canal?! Reijner whowhat now?”

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81 responses to ““THE STEVE SMITH SANCTION” – Vondelpark or Tante Zaan’s?”

  1. AlmightyJB

    My speech has one of those black things that goes up.

    https://quillette.com/2018/07/04/the-new-york-times-comes-out-against-free-speech/

    1. Count Potato

      “The (Supreme) Court’s five conservative members, citing the First Amendment, had just dealt public unions a devastating blow. The day before, the same majority had used the First Amendment to reject a California law requiring religiously oriented “crisis pregnancy centers” to provide women with information about abortion.”

      Oh noes, I can go to Chick-fil-A and they don’t have to provide me information about pizza. The horror.

      If only there were public buildings with some sort of hard storage medium or some kind of massive computer network where you could look up things.

    2. Rhywun

      Is it possible to impeach a Supreme? (One of the judges, for any wags out there.)

      1. AlmightyJB

        Yes

        https://www.brennancenter.org/blog/impeachment-and-removal-judges-explainer

      2. Caput Lupinum

        Yes. Associate justice of the supreme court Samuel Chase was impeached, though acquitted by the Senate. No other justices have been impeached, though many federal judges have been through the years. It is more common to remove federal judges through the “Judicial Conduct and Disability Act of 1980” than through impeachment these days, but supreme court justices are exempt from that act. There have been moves by Congress to amend it to cover SCOTUS, but they haven’t been successful so far.

        1. Rhywun

          Unfortunately, openly and brazenly dismissing the First Amendment doesn’t seem impeachable on its own. Pity.

          1. AlmightyJB

            Guess we’re going to need more Pelicans.

          2. Chipping Pioneer

            We’re going to need more woodchippers.

      3. gbob

        Well, you can be sure that Clarence Thomas was going to be impeached. I’m on mobile right now, but it was on the list of Clinton post election plans.

        Thank god we dodged that bullet.

        1. Caput Lupinum

          I’m also on my phone, but I hate myself:

          Abramson reported that one of the documents exposed during the FBI’s investigation into Clinton’s use of a private email server was a 7-page report titled “Memo on Impeaching Clarence Thomas.” The report’s author, David Brock, told her that Clinton “wanted to be briefed” on the evidence that Thomas perjured himself during his Supreme Court confirmation hearing.

          The above is from a NewsWeek article that allocated over the possibility of impeaching Clarence Thomas. I’m not going to link to it to save everyone else’s browsers the ignominy

      4. Ownbestenemy

        Impeachment is available to any civil officer of the United States as per Article 2 section 4.

    3. Grumbletarian

      In 1977, many liberals supported the right of the American Nazi Party to march among Holocaust survivors in Skokie, Ill. Far fewer supported the free-speech rights of the white nationalists who marched last year in Charlottesville, Va.

      I’ve yet to hear any cogent explanation of this from anyone on the left.

      1. J. Frank Parnell

        Oh that’s easy – back then the Nazis were a bunch of sideshow freaks that everyone laughed at, but now they’ve gained political power and put one of their own in the White House, so they need to be resisted by any means necessary.

    4. Rufus the Monocled

      I’m glad people are letting that commie have it.

      Jesus Lord what in the hell?

  2. AlmightyJB

    1. Look for hikers.
    2. Listen for screams.

    1. Playa Manhattan

      Screams are just foreplay

  3. Animal

    I see STEVE SMITH has already taken to Twitter and denied his presence in Amsterdam.

  4. Sensei

    I’ll try to stay somewhat on topic…

    An employee at the Anne Frank House asked to wear a kippah. He waited 6 months for an answer.

    https://www.jta.org/2018/04/16/news-opinion/employee-anne-frank-house-asked-wear-kippah-waited-6-months-answer

  5. Count Potato

    Thinking of Quillette, Claire Lehmann is no lemon.

    https://twitter.com/clairlemon/status/1014779795651977216

    1. Count Potato

      So a person is more likely to rape if their parents are Sasquatch. Not that I’m racist.

      1. AlmightyJB

        Are these types of studies how we start arresting people for future crimes?

    2. Suthenboy

      Good grief. Talk about painting yourself into a corner.

  6. Sean

    You’re a brave man, Swiss.

    *Benny Hill salute*

    1. Tres Cool

      Thanks. Now I have ‘yakkity sax’ playing on a loop in my head, and everything is sped up

      1. AlmightyJB

        I hope the visualization if scantily clad girls came with that.

      2. Sean

        https://giphy.com/gifs/mr-t-PkUsJS70lX9ja

      3. Rhywun

        I probably wouldn’t mind living life that way.

  7. AlmightyJB

    Hmmm…earlier report was that Kethledges interview went very well.

    https://hotair.com/archives/2018/07/05/report-amy-coney-barretts-scotus-interview-trump-went-poorly/

    1. AlmightyJB

      Breyer is 80 and Ginsburg is 85. Retire already!

      1. Fourscore

        I concur. They should have been gone years ago. Power is, apparently, a helluva aphrodisiac, even if it doesn’t result in a satisfactory conclusion .

      2. J. Frank Parnell

        Oh man, if Ginsburg drops dead before Trump leaves office, the conspiracy mongering by the left is going to be epic.

      3. The Last American Hero

        If HRC won, they would have retired this week.

  8. Gustave Lytton

    Highly recommend Hap Hmm, about 3 blocks west of Vondelpark.

    1. AlmightyJB

      I didn’t see any bongs.

      1. Gustave Lytton

        Their bowls (of Dutch stew) are much better than that.

      2. Playa Manhattan

        Nor ladies of the night.

  9. Ted S.

    That time a bunch of American college students were contestants on a Soviet TV game show

    1. Rhywun

      “The password is… OFFLIMITS.”

      1. Ted S.

        Try the second link I posted.

        1. Rhywun

          Funny enough, I just found the new Match Game is on…

          1. Tres Cool

            Charles Nelson Reilly or GTFO

          2. Rhywun

            Agree but this one isn’t half bad. I’ve seen all the reboots and they all stunk worse than this one. Plus Baldwin being a prick kind of works.

          3. Tres Cool

            I agree. As current game shows go, its not bad. And you’re right about Baldwin- it fits him.

      2. Gustave Lytton

        https://cdn5.img.sputniknews.com/images/105864/36/1058643601.jpg

    2. Ted S.

      If that link doesn’t work because you have to log in, the one that I meant to post is here.

      1. Sensei

        Interesting. Thanks!

      2. Playa Manhattan

        TOO LATE. You’re getting hassled for that

  10. Count Potato

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DhXwdSwUEAAW8DU.jpg

    But all we are saying is give peas a chance.

    1. Heroic Mulatto

      I’m not sure what the end game is here.

      1. Spudalicious

        ‘Murica.

      2. CPRM

        To sell millions and millions of Trump Steaks. I laid it all out in Episode 7 of the Hat and the Hair; I’m someone familiar with Trump’s thinking, so I was probably quoted in a few ‘news’ stories already.

    2. Playa Manhattan

      I respect the Simpsons reference.

  11. Raven Nation

    Huh, didn’t think Japan had the death penalty: http://www.foxnews.com/world/2018/07/05/doomsday-cult-leader-behind-deadly-tokyo-subway-gas-attack-is-executed-japanese-media-report.html

    1. Caput Lupinum

      Carried out exclusively by hanging.

      1. Tres Cool

        I like the comment from fake Trump

      2. Gustave Lytton

        When an execution order has been issued, the condemned prisoner is informed in the morning of their execution. The condemned is given a choice of the last meal. The prisoner’s family and legal representatives, and also the general public, are informed only afterwards.

        1. straffinrun

          Suppose I could have read this first.

    2. straffinrun

      Finally. Fucking asshole. They don’t (didn’t) tell death row inmates the date they are to be executed. Kind of hardcore.

  12. Count Potato

    “Robert Plant reacts to 8-year-old girl playing Led Zeppelin on drums”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XYr6H2mGxk

  13. Gilmore

    I laughed
    https://twitter.com/kbiegel/status/1014941020470104066

    1. Count Potato

      That’s a neat trick.

    2. straffinrun

      If you only knew where I stuck this…

    3. Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

      @SarcasticSoul_
      Follow Follow @SarcasticSoul_
      More
      Replying to @kbiegel
      *goes to tesco*

      *carves “there’s always money in the banana stand” into a banana*

      *waits*

      Perfection.

  14. Count Potato

    “Glenn Beck, a conservative commentator, also seems to agree that Ben Shapiro’s Dad is running the Neontaster account.”

    https://bernardmedia.org/2018/07/05/ben-shapiro-throws-in-towel-admits-anime-obsessed-account-is-his-dad/

    1. Agent Cooper

      Either Ben Shapiro is Gollum-sized or his Dad has Steve Smith genes.

      (or there’s some weird forced perspective in the photo.)

      1. BakedPenguin

        I think he was standing on a step in the first pic. Scroll down and there’s one where he’s only an inch or two taller than Ben.

  15. Gustave Lytton

    STEVE SMITH’S FAVORITE MOVIE??

    Corman’s maxim that monsters “kill all the men and rape all the women”

  16. gbob

    Ugh. Back in Itica to pack my apartment and move back to Buffalo. I had forgotten that “buy an air conditioner” was on my list.

    It’s 97 degrees in here right now. My gal is already passed out from heat. Only thing I had in the fridge was beer and vodka.

    Not getting much packed tonight.

    Tomorrow is going to suck.

    1. Rhywun

      Here in NYC the heat is down but the humidity makes it even worse in the last couple days of this shit. T-storms tomorrow finally.

      PS. In my combined 26 years living in Rochester and Buffalo I never owned an AC. It was a fucking luxury item back then. We have it so good today.

      1. gbob

        So easy to go soft.

        That said, if I have a time machine to go back in time by two months, I’m going to punch past me until he agrees to buy one for present me.

        1. Rhywun

          To be fair, I never had more than 2 or 3 nights a year upstate where I *needed* one.

          When I moved to NYC in 1997 the first thing I bought after an air mattress to crash at my friend’s ex-girlfriend’s apartment was an AC. And good thing too because it was 105+ highs in Hoboken for like 2 weeks straight that summer. Still the worst summer I’ve ever experienced.

    2. Playa Manhattan

      I got a portable unit this week. It’s fucking magical, just like a pig.

  17. Chipping Pioneer

    Vondelpark or Tante Zaan’s

    **Now has “25 or 6 to 4” earworm.

    1. Tres Cool

      Saturday….in Vodelpark….I think it was the 5th of July….

    2. robc

      The only good Chicago song.

      1. Rhywun

        It is the best one by a mile. There are a couple of other decent ones – if only because sentiment…

        1. Tres Cool

          I like ‘Beginnings’ with Earth, Wind, and Fire if only for the solid horns and the funky costumes

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvDVgTcQ2Z0

          (sorry in advance for the frames)

          1. Rhywun

            Heh the disco frame is evil. But yeah like the horns.

          2. Tres Cool

            The entire concert is here if you want to pick through

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pqi3WOIwjA8

  18. Ownbestenemy

    My oldest: If i am to be subjected to the policies of our betters, then they will be subjected to me through not caring what they want.

    Me: Here is your second beer.

    Duck this kid gets it and spends most of his time with a leech of a deadbeat mother.

  19. Lord Humungus

    STEVE SMITH FIND YOU FIRST. AND BY FIND MEAN RAPE.

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