Oh yeah… I think I am on to something. Got an anonymous tip….the RAPESQUATCH was near Vondelpark alright. But he was far too clever to simply camp out there. No, word was he was staying at a “pension” near the park. “Tante Zaan’s” – Auntie Zaan’s place, to be specific.  Time for a little recon…

Urban Rapesquatch?

Tante Zaan’s…what are you hiding.

Yeah, right above the shops. Typical old Amsterdam arrangement. Store on the first floor, that paid rent…apartments or boarders above.  Well, Airbnb or Booking,com have taken over arranging the stays…OK Auntie, time for me to see what is hiding upstairs.

Dang… not one sign of STEVE SMITH. I am starting to get the feeling I am getting played here. Time to swing by the park…maybe I gave MR. RAPESQUATCH too much credit.

MADE PARK, NOT RAPE.

That is most certainly NOT STEVE SMITH.

Huh. No flashing lights…no people fleeing. So nothing obviously STEVE SMITHIAN…yet. I need to go back and think about this some more.

TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR “THE STEVE SMITH SANCTION – A canal?! Reijner whowhat now?”