Catch up on the first Chapter: 1
Day 2
As I mentioned, I was still operating on Mountain Time and had to wait for the breakfast from the lobby. I managed to dump coffee all over my shirt so had to rinse it out in the bathroom sink. It didn’t take too long to dry the shirt on the back of my bike. This actually made me smile as I thought of a similar circumstance on the previous trip, washing my clothes in the bathroom sink of the motel.
After topping off the fuel I started one of the most pleasant motorcycle tours I’ve ever taken.
US 89-A used to be the primary road south of Flagstaff toward Phoenix but was bypassed in the late 1970s by Interstate 17. The old road is still the most scenic way to Sedona and the primary route to Prescott and beyond. And one of the bonuses (at least to gypsy motorcyclists) is the ride down Oak Creek Canyon. The canyon rivals Zion National Park for its dramatic colors and spectacular scenery. At the bottom I am sure that I had the same feeling this year as 40 years ago; “I want to do that again!”
I had chosen a non-weekend day for my ride and was rewarded with light traffic. It really didn’t matter as I was in no hurry and was enjoying the ride. A couple of times I let people go around while I rubbernecked.
At the base of the canyon I discovered that a building that had been an important part in the earlier trip was still intact. In 1970 it was a Texaco gas station that had an air hose that I needed to fix my flat tire. Today it is a thriving deli and general store. The original Texaco oval sign now was painted for the new business.
The flat tire on the rear caught me by surprise on my return trip. I had the tools to repair the tire and, fortunately, a Texaco station was right there with an air hose.
The problem was that then, as now, I have the mechanical ability of a bonobo. Every time that I would try to mount the repaired tire, I would pinch the tube causing a new leak. It was well past dark and the owner said, “I’ve got to close and I need to shut off my air compressor!” I was still fighting myself and begged him to leave the air hose. I finally convinced him that I would push the air hose thru the hole in the building when I was finished. After multiple attempts I was finally able to get the tire to hold air and headed on to my last night in Flagstaff.
The last time that I had passed through Sedona I had caught it at rush hour and was trapped in traffic. Today I had the road to myself and was able to enjoy the beautiful setting of the city. Riding in through the red bluffs reminded me of our own red rocks at Jemez Pueblo.
The town of Jerome is perched upon the hillside and the road matches the destination as a narrow, two-lane road. It was there that I discovered a fundamental fact about some humans.
I was behind two cars on a road with no passing zones. As I was going nowhere, I put some distance between myself and the car ahead. I was going the exact same speed as the cars in front of me, merely at a distance where I would not have to worry about sudden maneuvers. This drove the guy behind me completely batshit insane. On a short stretch of road ahead he passed me across double yellow so that he could follow the two cars ahead of me the remainder of the way with me still following behind.
Lynn and I have stopped at Jerome in the past and toured the tourist spots. This is one of the places that I could retire to. I could totally see myself operating a hamburger stand there. Unfortunately for me, it was 9:30 AM local and no place was open for lunch.
The ride to Jerome is only the beginning of the curves and slopes of 89-A. For a motorcyclist, this was heaven, tight curves and little traffic. I took my time, enjoying the scenery.
A few miles on the other side of Jerome I encountered some minor road construction and I found myself at the end of the traffic behind the pilot car. I was in no hurry and kept back in the pack, looking for a place to take some photos of the highway curves. Finally I came to a spot where I could photograph the road and the valley below from the highway. Because of the traffic control I knew that I had plenty of time so I stopped the bike, leaned it on the kickstand and pulled out the camera.
A few photos later I was ready to move on. After putting the camera away I readied to raise the bike off of the kickstand. And discovered that I was unable to do so.
The place that I had chosen was on a curve and I was on the slope, leaning downward. Probably the deal-breaker was my bag on the back, its extra weight just enough to keep me from getting upright to where I could balance the bike. Regardless how I pushed, I could not get the motorcycle vertical enough to raise the kickstand.
This was ridiculous. Although I wasn’t in immediate hazard I knew that it was only a matter of time until the next wave of cars was released by the flagman. I couldn’t get my short legs to push enough off of the pavement below to get the bike into an upright position where I could balance it.
At last I dismounted and held the bike up from the downhill side. I was able to start it and, holding the clutch in with my left hand, engage first gear with my right and walk the bike to the shoulder. There I could mount my motorcycle and continue on the road. It was easy to laugh about it afterward but I was in a bit of a fix for a bit, there!
The city of Prescott is one of the nicest towns in all of Arizona. Set high in the mountains it is surrounded by pine covered hills and miles and miles of open space. As I was thinking how pleasant the town of Prescott was I crossed Pleasant Street! Coincidence?
89 continued with more curves and light traffic.
By this time I was getting very hungry and resolved to stop at the next place that I saw for some lunch. Driving through Yarnell I spotted a restaurant, the only one that I had seen. The criteria that my brother had established (the more cars around a place, the better it is) was appropriate as the parking lot was full and I stopped for a well-deserved break.
Walking in I instantly felt a sensation of déjà-vu; I knew that I had been here before.
In 2002 Lynn and I had traveled to our niece’s graduation in California and had done a loop trip that included 89-A. At dinner time we were still a long way away from our hotel in Prescott so we stopped at a roadside diner for dinner. Yep, same place. To top it off, as they advertised being in business since 1948, it is entirely possible (yet totally unremembered) that I stopped at this very place for lunch in 1970.
I still had a few more miles of curves ahead to be enjoyed. The road at one point became so steep that the uphill and downhill lanes were separated. This removed the hazard of uphill traffic and allowed me to enjoy the view without worry of traffic.
At one point there was a vista point which showed the industry of the Congress valley below. At last it was warm enough so I took off my leather jacket and stuffed it into my saddlebags. In hindsight it was here that I made a major tactical mistake by not buying and downing serious amounts of water. It was soon going to manifest itself as a potentially life-threatening situation. One of the most enjoyable mornings of riding was going to be followed by one of the most miserable afternoons that I’ve ever had.
The winds had been blowing all day but the trees of the forest had kept most of the pressure off. Now that I arrived at the desert they returned with renewed vigor. The wind that had been a nuisance was now a major force. Passing through Salome on Highway 60 I saw a dust devil that was more of a tornado. I watched its progress so that I would not be caught up in it, awed by its impressiveness as it soared thousands of feet above. Still, the winds! Pounding, unrelentless and sucking the very moisture out of my body. Now that I was out of the mountains I felt that I could open up the bike and cover the remaining miles. I didn’t count on the effect that the heat, dryness and winds would have on me.
I carried a water bottle on the inside of my windshield where I could get at it easily. But the constant pressure of the winds plus the traffic, particularly the trucks, meant that I generally felt uncomfortable taking my hands off of the handlebars so I failed to keep drinking fluids. And what happens when one becomes water-deprived? They lose common sense, including the incentive to drink water!
I was lucky to gas up in Congress as it was the last gas for many a mile down the road. I’m not sure that I would have made it from Prescott to the next gas station. The pleasure of the two-lane road was offset by the horrendous winds and the terrific heat. I’ve lived in New Mexico most of my life and am used to 100 degree days but this heat was at least ten to fifteen degrees above that and I was in gale-force winds and staring directly into the setting sun. Things didn’t get any better when I joined the truck traffic on Interstate 10. I was lightheaded trying to find gasoline in Blythe and drove around much of the town in a daze.
I pushed onward. I only had about 100 miles to go and I figured that I could endure whatever was necessary. That endurance proved to be a test of my mortal abilities.
My destination was Indio. I had forgotten how desolate this portion of the desert was. Scores of miles passed by with no sign of civilization. Exits were for roads through the desert and there were no services to be had. I pushed on, dodging the trucks and fighting the unrelenting wind.
The wind also sucked the very moisture out of me and I suddenly felt an intense burning in my right eye. The hot, dry wind irritated it and I could provide temporary relief by closing the eye. After a few minutes my vision in that eye turned totally white and I was blind in that side.
At the time I concluded that I had sunburn on the eye. Although I was wearing UV-protective sunglasses my thoughts were of people who watched arc-welding and the subsequent first-degree sunburn that it caused.
I pulled off at the first exit and splashed water from by water bottle into my eye. The cool water cleared my vision for a few moments but the wind quickly dehydrated it once more.
I had to assess my options, and they were pretty few. There was no other town until Indio, another 50 miles away, where I had a motel reservation. I could sit at the exit until my vision cleared or I could push on one-eyed. Daylight was slowly fading and monocular driving could only be worse at night. I had no choice. I closed my eye and returned to the highway.
I felt pretty pathetic by the time I got to the Motel 6 and had to make a decision to take a downstairs room or a room with wifi. I chose the latter and had to haul my bag upstairs to the room that was diagonally across from the top of the stairs, the farthest room away.
Finally I was able to soak a washcloth to put across my eyes and lay down on the bed in the darkness. After dozing for half an hour or so I discovered, to my relief, that my sight had returned. The nap had restored my energy and I was ready to find some dinner.
As I washed my face I could see the dead skin of second-degree sunburn on my cheeks. Although I had used sun blocker it was obviously not near enough for the intense sun. Fortunately I had picked up some aloe lotion in Flagstaff and applied it liberally to my face.
I was finally ready for dinner.
As a general rule I avoid Mexican food outside of New Mexico but the neighborhood where I was staying looked an awful lot like the South Valley of Albuquerque and if I wanted to eat, it was going to be Mexican.
I discovered, to my joy, that the offerings looked a lot more like home than the usual sour cream and guacamole encrusted glop of most Californian “Mexican food.” I ordered a beer and water. And water. And more water. I guess after a while the waitress figured from my face what was going on and brought me a pitcher.
Not knowing their chili I went with the fajitas. The flavor of the carnitas took me back to the steaks that Dad had cooked years ago. I don’t know what they used that was the same.
On the way back to my room I noticed that the motel next door bore a strong resemblance to the one that I had stayed in on my original trip. The location was about right and the layout was as I had remembered with a separate building in front and a strip of rooms to the right. If it was, indeed, the same place (now named “Economy Inn”) then it was quite a coincidence being right next door to where I was staying!
Originally my trip was to have been two days out, a couple of days in Tujunga and then a return home via San Francisco. Quite the trip for a sixteen-year-old on a dirtbike! My plans got changed for me by a sandstorm while crossing the desert and I was forced to make an unscheduled stop in Indio.
I checked into a motel next to the highway. The room cost $8, one tenth of my entire traveling funds. In addition, the TV required a dime for each half hour of viewing. I bought a buck’s worth of dimes from the office and rolled the bike into the room to get it out of the gale.
I was a bit concerned about what that dust was doing to the innards of the bike so, in between washing my clothes in the bathroom sink and feeding dimes into the TV, I tore down and rebuilt the carburetors. When I checked out the next morning I left a good-sized gas/oil stain on the rug.
I really didn’t feel up to visiting with the locals and the remoteness of my room meant that there wasn’t anybody strolling by, anyway. I hit the bed early.
To be continued.
Great stuff, Hobbit!
The road is freedom. I’ll be in Utah in a couple weeks and can’t fucking wait!
Looking forward to the next chapter.
I was stationed at 29 Palms so I know how the desert there can just suck the kife out of you if you’re not careful.
Great story, well told
*LIFE*
For fucks sake, spell checker had it underlined, but did I double check?
Apparently not
MCAS Yuma for me. Same thing.
My favorite motorcycle story was on day 2 or so with my license riding on the street.
My house is on a hill and I was making a left turn into my driveway. I had to stop for oncoming traffic. At this point I couldn’t release the front brake, work the clutch and not roll backwards. Stalled the bike three times until it occurred to me that I could hold the bike on the hill with my rear brake and give the thing enough throttle to overcome the light braking.
Mine was flying down our driveway on a Honda 250 as a 13 yo idiot and coming out on the road with a car coming at me.
(Did I mention it had no rear brakes?)
Slammed on the front brake, flew over the handle bars and skidded down the road. He stopped in time, but I was tore up. I still have the scars inside my elbows and knees.
Worst part was hiding the injury from Mom so she wouldn’t take the dirt bike away. I felt like Rob in the Dick Van Dyke show when he went skiing.
I gotta head in to work. Just wanted to thank you Hobbit for some fine articles.
Enjoying the journey! Thanks Hobbit!
^^^
Enjoyable read. Thanks Hobbit.
This series is making me homesick for the Southwest. Thank you? 😉
These are fun to read, Hobbit. Thanks for sharing.
Good story! Glad to hear you didn’t dehydrate yourself to death.
Great road story. The wind can make a ride miserable and having to do an extreme lean just to keep on the road is not fun add in rain and you have a bad time.
I’m planning on going on a all day ride on Sat once this atrocious 95+ humid weather goes back south where it belongs. I haven’t had the opportunity to ride out west yet, but it is on my bucket list to ride through the Rockies. I have ridden in all of the NE states and will soon ride the Blue Ridge parkway.
My bike friends cross a wide variety of age, economic levels, professions, and bike brands. We have die hard republicans, libertarians, and a few liberals. All of us are relatively open minded or at least will listen prior to hurling various insults and ridicule towards the other.
OT: https://twitter.com/STEVESM75082769
This might be enough lulz enticement to get me to create a Twitter account…..
Looks at the rest of the dumpster fire that is Twitter….
Nope still not gonna do it
Wow.
I’m not sure who’s in more danger, those being followed by STEVE SMITH or those following him.
You REALLY don’t want to be retweeted by STEVE SMITH.
rapetweeted?
Never, EVER, hit the like button.
STEVE GETS IDEAS.
Cool!
STEVE SMITH LIKE SUNSETS, LONG WALKS ON BEACHES AND GENTLY STROKING SMALL ANIMALS. AND BY GENTLY STROKE, MEAN…
AND BY SMALL ANIMALS, MEAN ANYTHING SMALLER THAN GRIZZLY…
“I was still operating on Mountain Time…”
It is important to point out that Mountain is the One True Time Zone. All others are illegitimate.
I’ll pray for your furry soul.
Is the twatter ready for STEVE SMITH?
Probably not. But STEVE will make the twatter receptive. and by receptive…
JUST SAY IT. BY RECEPTIVE MEAN RAPE.
Sorry to go OT so soon (and I hope you continue to have a good time, Hobbit), but I came back from the store to find my TV no longer accepted the HDMI cable from my computer. My other TV likes it just fine (or else I couldn’t write this now), but my main TV displays a “no source” message. Of course, due to the weird configuration of electronics in my place, I can’t easily switch between TVs, and this is definitely something I’m filing under “shit I don’t need”.
Sorry for the whine, everyone, but this is a major PITA for me.
No other hdmi inputs?
Is it old enough to have dvi? You can buy a converter unless you need sound through hdmi too.
Try swapping the cable first. It might be that simple.
And power cycle the devices.
Sensei – I tried it on the other HDMI input previously, but apparently I didn’t put it in far enough (I did eventually get it working). The original input doesn’t work at all.
TOK – I don’t think it’s the cable (as my other TV worked fine, and now the other HDMI input is working) – it looks like the original input is fried (after almost a full month of use), combined with user error.
My apologies for whining, everyone – but this looked like a great deal of work on deck for something that had had no problems previously.
Technology and cars are both great when they work, but can be a huge pain in the ass and ruin your day when they don’t.
Well put. I was planning on applying to 3 or 4 jobs today, and that looked shot, along with about 6 hours of work just to get back to where I was.
Have you checked the thermostat?
Classic!
OT
this is fascinating for anyone with an hour to kill.
http://epstein.wustl.edu/research/FreedomOfExpression.pdf
^this is the source for that NYT article on cons weaponizing 1A
from the project website:
Using a dataset consisting of the 2,967 votes cast by the Justices in the 338 freedom of expression cases decided over 65 terms (1953-2017), we analyze trends in the docket, parties, and outcomes.
here’s a scathing critique of how they coded their dataset:
http://epstein.wustl.edu/research/InGroupBiasCritique.pdf
here they are responding to one of the issues taken with how they coded their dataset:
Another common misstep on the author’s part is to conflate ideology and partisanship. Were
he devising the coding rules, it seems that he would always code, for example, a challenge to an
election law brought by a Democrat as liberal (and a Republican, as conservative). But that’s not
our approach. In these kinds of cases, a challenge motivated to bring about greater inclusion in the
political process is liberal regardless of the challenger’s partisan label.
it’s refreshing that they’re using the real definitions of liberal and conservative instead of the political affiliations which have become largely meaningless. buuuuttttttt that’s not really how readers at NYT are going to interpret those terms.
Motorcycle.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-6Ro-MrIZM_Q/UUsw8XZkMbI/AAAAAAAAAsk/KRouoyPnIn0/s1600/the-girl-and-motorcycle-wallpaper-1366×768.jpg
King of the road.
http://www.hdcarwallpapers.in/hdwallpapers/hot-girl-on-motorcycle-wallpaper.jpg
Road rash.
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/36/85/0d/36850d276405daf2be22f2aa63f99ab3.jpg
Born to be wild.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-TGbczD_8IW4/T5LhZbH7_HI/AAAAAAAAFtE/RuSGoxdkHJ8/s1600/CUSTOM-CHOPPER-HOT-GIRL-motorcycles-20561563-1280-800.jpg
Huh. Someone like this?
I almost clicked on that at work thinking it would be a cool motorcycle, and then I noticed who posted.
There are a surprising amount of people left at work.
OT: Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
https://www.nbcwashington.com/investigations/Man-Assaulted-Secret-Service-Officer-Outside-White-House-After-Immigration-Rally-Feds-487224761.html
“While being placed under arrest, Carmona asked ‘Where is the President?’ He also stated to officers ‘Just end it, just kill me,’ the affidavit says.”
As usual, these malcontents are actually miserable people with a death wish.
I’m sorry if this has been posted before but Mike Hihn has created a page on his site attacking the goober bullies on Reason.
http://libertyissues.com/reason2.htm
Tulpa? Too much time on your hands?
Good Story Hobbit!
Cheers!
Wow. He needs some meds. His projection is immense.
Awww, glibs are mostly left off Hihn’s hatelist.
Dementia or batshit insanity, you decide.
Well he doesn’t post here….
Can’t it be both?
Wow! That shit is hilarious!
He’s mad at Hank Phillips, the other insane person who posts complete gibberish? Awwwww
You could just stop at ‘He’s mad’…
Nuttier than squirrel shit.
There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission. If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume. If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper. We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical. We can roll the image, make it flutter. We can change the focus to a soft blur or sharpen it to crystal clarity. For the next hour sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear. We repeat: there is nothing wrong with your television set. You are about to participate in a great adventure. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to… The Hihnterlands.
I can’t stand him but I feel pity for him more than anything else. The guy is mentally ill and he doesn’t realize it.
I am very very disappointed in all of you. NONE of you are on the last!
There are some here who made his first list. At least I think Hihn was the first crazy person with a list…
I’ll take this one.
You know who else had a list?
Oskar Schindler?
Hall & Oates?
Steve Buscemi?
Craig?
John McCarthy?
I was on his list for calling him a necrophiliac, corpse fucker.
He would come by and sprinkle his brain droppings all over a thread that no one had posted to in 12 hours.
Getting the last word in, for posterity’s sake.
Yeah, I’ve seen that.
even if we were, we’d have no ragrets.
I never reply to the trolls much less argue with them.
Submitted without comment.
http://www.krtv.com/story/38550755/woman-crashes-through-fence-with-excavator-in-great-falls
Who hasn’t gotten drunk and borrowed a piece of heavy construction equipment?
You’d be amazed at how much fun a ’54 Ford dump truck can be at a farm-country kegger.
With or without clothes?
Who can remember?
Thanks to all for your comments. Glad you’re enjoying this.
BH
You’ve inspired me to make carnitas. With orange juice. That might be the flavor that you’re thinking of.
I’ve mentioned before, but my folks live in Prescott Valley.
This past year I went out there to visit and rented a sports-car (a hotted up mustang).
I drove up 89 to Jerome like I was driving a rented Mustang. Very little traffic until the top. That is a super piece of road. My Step-dad and I had beers and took our time coming back.
While I didn’t do it this time, there is also a jeep trail up over the mountain that is supposed to have even better views than 89. That’ll be next trip.
Since the subject was discussed in the morning links comments, more about the descent of San Francisco to third world hellhole status: “SF’s appalling street life repels residents — now it’s driven away a convention”
“saying its members no longer feel safe.”
Finally, that phrase is used correctly.
And then in the comments, a brave lone voice has ferreted out SF’s problem:
State captalism
As one of you predicted earlier, the solution is to keep doing the same thing, but harder.
LOL
“she has an econ degree the way Cyberdyne Systems Model 101s have detailed files on the human anatomy.”
https://twitchy.com/sarahd-313035/2018/07/03/this-is-weird-alexandria-ocasio-cortez-is-just-setting-house-dems-up-for-further-embarrassment/
She’s not the only D with an economics degree either. But more power to her in alienating her future colleagues. She comes across exactly as she is, an empty headed young nothing.
Thanks for the submission hobbit
You know who else had a list?
The edit ferry?