“The supposed quietude of a good man allures the ruffian; while on the other hand, arms, like law, discourage and keep the invader and the plunderer in awe, and preserve order in the world as well as property. The balance of power is the scale of peace. The same balance would be preserved were all the world destitute of arms, for all would be alike; but since some will not, others dare not lay them aside. And while a single nation refuses to lay them down, it is proper that all should keep them up. Horrid mischief would ensue were one-half the world deprived of the use of them; for while avarice and ambition have a place in the heart of man, the weak will become a prey to the strong. The history of every age and nation establishes these truths, and facts need but little arguments when they prove themselves.” – Thomas Paine, “Thoughts on Defensive War” in Pennsylvania Magazine, July 1775
May, 2018 went out with a bang for us. Our normally peaceful, quiet life was abruptly interrupted on the morning of May 29 by a knock at the door. A Deputy Sheriff had come to warn us that a gang of bandits had committed armed robbery and were now fleeing from the police on foot. They were hiding in the immediate area. We were to lock everything up and stay vigilant. We were a prime target for a desperate man looking to steal a getaway car.
I made certain all of our doors and windows were locked. I made certain the vehicle we keep out of the garage was locked up. I hid all of the keys inside the house. Later that afternoon a Louisiana State Trooper came to the door to reiterate just how dangerous the situation was. They had caught three of the four but the fourth man was still in the area armed and dangerous. After that sunk in I decided that keeping two small pistols out, one for myself and one for my wife, was not adequate. I got one of my Winchester rifles out of the safe and carried it around with me everywhere in the house.
We have dogs. They live inside the house with us and only venture out into a fenced in back yard. Dogs are the best burglar alarm one can have. No Frisbee time those two days but I still had to walk them out in the yard for bathroom breaks so I took them out one at a time several times over those two days so that I could keep one eye on the dog and one on the tree line. I carried my rifle with me.
That night was one of little sleep. I guessed that the fugitive would wait until dark to make his move. With all of the outside lights on and all of the inside lights out I put my wife in the bedroom with one Catahoula Cur and the three small dogs so that she could sleep. I slept on the couch with the other Catahoula, a 115 pound Teddy bear named Jack, sitting up with the Winchester across my lap. Every time Jack would raise his head or a cricket would chirp I would wake with a start.
On Thursday the 31st a hundred yards from our front door the last desperado gave himself up to the Sheriff. Two days of triple digit temperatures without food or water and near zero chance of escape convinced him to throw in the towel. It was a huge relief for the whole community. My rifle went back in the safe and everyone could mostly relax again. The experience reminded a lot of people that danger is real. The wolf can show up at the door anytime without warning. My pistols stay handy.
Here is the story in the local press.
Incidentally Rigolette is pronounced ‘RowGulley’, one word. Hey, it is Louisiana.
I have to give credit to the Grant Parish Sheriff Steve McCain and a huge thank you to the other departments that aided us. Steve handled the crisis in a stellar manner. He got his man and no one was injured. He kept the suspect surrounded until he gave up. No doubt he could have gone charging into a couple hundred acres of thick woods after an armed and desperate man to put an end to the affair much sooner but he chose the safer tactic. It meant a sleepless night for a lot of people but if that is the price of no one getting injured I will pay it any day of the week.
This situation could have ended very badly but it did not. When it comes to deterring crime the police are only half of the equation. Mr. Alexis never did try to invade any of the homes in this community, not for hostages, not for food or water, not for a getaway car. He was afraid to. You see, everyone in this community owns firearms. Not a day goes by that I don’t hear gunfire from somewhere in the community. People here practice with their guns. There is sport shooting, hunting and just plain practice. Most importantly those arms are used for self-defense. The families and homes here are guarded with them. It seems that Mr. Alexis took note of this. I’m sure that crazy guy that walks his dogs with a rifle slung over his shoulder was no small part of his decision.
A scary situation. Glad it turned out well. And yes, always be prepared for the wolf at the door.
Glad that worked out. As you pointed out, if the Sheriff was a hothead, it could have been a very different scenario.
I was looking forward to this one. Nice job!
Once one of my college professors had his apartment robbed. He was a recent immigrant from Pakistan. He asked out class, in all seriousness, what was the point of the police investigation. He said the officer came in, took some notes, and then left. He was told he’d probably never get his stuff back. Like this story, it’s a reminder that the police can’t be everywhere and can only do so much.
“He asked out class, in all seriousness, what was the point of the police investigation.”
Did any students reply? If so, what did they say?
We all said, “yeah, that’s pretty much how it works.”
The point is to provide you with paperwork that you can submit to your insurance company. There is no other point at all. They are magnificently useless.
Occasionally, they will arrest someone and find a bunch of shit and use the other reports to pile on jeopardy.
You could possibly get some of your stuff back, after a protracted wait. If they stole a gun, your chance of recovery goes to almost nil.
Had mine stolen, A friend of the kids (probably with the kids help). Police recovered in 3 days.
States Attorney held it for 2.5 years and still was reluctent to give it back.
The ute that copped to stealing it was tried, convicted, sentenced , served and was released BEFORE it was returned.
Once one of my college professors had his apartment robbed.
Me too. My advanced inorganic chem prof. Proud to say that the perp entered alive and departed dead.
I’m glad everything worked out. Cool story!
An armed society is a polite society.
My MIL kept talking about some place called “Key Chai” we’d be driving through on the way to Shreveport, but I kept seeing signs for “Kay-AH-chee” and failed to put the two together. I also had a hell of a time finding “Boozure City”.
Then there’s Gautier, Mississippi, pronounced “Go-sure”.
There’s a street in my neighborhood spelled “Boucher” and pronounced “BOW-cher”, and every time I hear that part of me thinks, “Look goddammit, I didn’t take five years of French through high school and college to not pronounce that “Boo-SHAY”, you cretins!”
The French sold the land to us, it’s now Bow-cher.
Well, confusingly, this is Maryland, where nary a Frog has trod, but the town is named Eastport because a guy from Maine came down in the 1800s and bought up a bunch of the peninsula to start up a textile mill, along with housing for workers. There were already a bunch of people from the Naval Academy and the maritime industries who lived here, but I don’t think it was called anything in particular. If any of them were French, it was purely coincidental.
*looks up which side of the bay Eastport is on*
Well, can’t blame it on Delmar stupidity…
Versailles, KY is the same way. “Ver-sales” sounds so stupid.
If the French didn’t want to pronounce the ‘lles’, they should have stopped when they reached the ‘versai’.
Ultimately, the extra unnecessary letters keep more people employed.
No, it sounds right. Ver-sigh sounds stupid.
Cairo, Illinois: pronounced Kay-Row
John bigboote
There’s a town in east-central Iowa whose name is spelled “Tripoli” but the locals call it “Tri-po-LAH.” Also up in my old stomping grounds in Allamakee County, “Sattre” is pronounced “Sat-tree.”
Go figure.
A-llama-key?
My high-school buddy married a girl from Tripoli. It did not turn out well.
There is a Bayou du Chein in my home county, pronounced dawg creeeek
MS: luh FAY ett county
TN: Sevierville = suh VEER VEEL
TN: Lenoir = luh NORE
I live a boringly safe life, but still carry a loaded pistol everywhere I legally can.
I’m glad your story ended the way it did.
I’ve been lazy about it as of late, but I’m convinced that I should be carrying at all times where not blatantly illegal (*glares in the direction of DC*).
I also need to get the wife out to the shotgun range to shoot the home defense gun. It’s a pain to get her on board. She’s never been robbed… I have. The day i came to my car and found it rifled through, I started on the path to concealed carry.
My employer, like so many, explicitly prohibits firearms & weapons. I carry the longest knife I can..for opening boxes. And a tire thumper under the seat..for checking tire pressure.
I’m sure mine does too, but they don’t have a sign posted on the window, and I’m not about to go digging through the employee manual to find out.
Same here. Somehow, I just keep forgetting to take the machete and the camp knife out of my car. Purely an oversight on my part.
When I blew out my knee, I knew I would need a cane for a while. So I picked up one of these:
http://www.oldeshillelagh.com/store
Drilled and filled with lead.
I keep it in the car.
Here is what is in my car. It’s got a legitimate purpose, but has many others as well.
truckers friend survival tool.
https://innovationfactory.com/products/truckers-friend
My latest letter opener. I’m not happy with the safety on the side. It’s too easy to slide it on when it’s in the pocket. Might try superglue or disassembling & removing it.
I’m glad everyone came out safe.
Great write Suthen, but it needs pictures of your doggies!
Stay tuned! There is a post about them coming soon!
Woo hoo!
woof woof?
I love happy endings.
Thanks for this pointed reminder, Suthen.
I don’t think people can hear it enough: be prepared to defend yourself, your home, your loved ones. You are the only one you can really count on in an emergency. (And maybe your significant other, if they are a good shot.)
When seconds count, the police are only minutes away.
ooooo….. conspiracies
The comments are, um, interesting. They also point to one of the sad occurrences in modern (?) politics: so many people see other people as objects to be used to accomplish their own goals. Once those “objects” can no longer be used it’s OK to dump on them.
This seems appropriate here.
This is a very astute observation.
“The factions he wants to avoid upsetting will always be upset and give him no credit for his efforts to assuage them”
This is a good lesson: one I’ve had to relearn recently in my own work place.
that’s good. i like that Brezhnev Doctrine.
and this whole part is why i’ve tempered my enthusiasm for future 2A cases..
The second lesson should be for Chief Justice John Roberts. Progressives hope, and conservatives fear, that Roberts is “growing” his way into becoming Kennedy’s true heir. As BuzzFeed’s Chris Geidner describes it, Roberts “has etched out a position of conservatism that sometimes values the interests and stability of the Supreme Court and federal government more broadly to a greater degree than political conservatives might wish to see.”
If Roberts truly sees himself as an institutionalist, the reaction to Kennedy’s retirement should be instructive. The factions he wants to avoid upsetting will always be upset and give him no credit for his efforts to assuage them. If Roberts wants to preserve the legitimacy of the Supreme Court, he can do so by conscientiously applying the law—the very thing Kennedy failed to do in some very big cases.
“Dad of 4 dogs”
He sounds like a very stable person.
Good god.
The irony of people on the left suddenly shouting, “OMFG, CAN YOU BELIEVE HOW CORRUPT THE KENNEDYS!?! I CAN’T EVEN!!!” could power the globe for decades.
Needs moar gunfights and samurai swords if you want to sell this to Hollywood. And Uma Thurman and Lucy Liu. Definitely Lucy Liu.
Seriously though, that’s a good reminder. I am way too lax about such. I sleep with the sliding door open and only the screen closed to cool the joint off as I am not running AC this summer. Hopefully someone breaking through that would wake me up because I am still dogless. I did just finish a six foot fence so someone trying to get in would have to expend a bit of effort. There aren’t many break ins around here though since everyone knows everyone around these parts is heavily armed like your neighborhood.
I have to give credit to the Grant Parish Sheriff Steve McCain and a huge thank you to the other departments that aided us. Steve handled the crisis in a stellar manner. He got his man and no one was injured.
Police excesses rightfully get noticed and excoriated around these parts. Every once in a while, it’s worth noting that, when they do their job well, they do a great service to the community.
Yes but more effort is needed to rein in abuse
By the way, great article, Suthen.
OT: Semi-serious question.
What is the policy for SCOTUS judges who are incapacitated? Like let’s say RBG has a stroke and is in a permanent vegetative state; can she stay on the court?
Unserious answer: Who could tell?
Serious answer: Donno, but they’re probably covered under some incapacity rule for federal judges.
Hire a facilitated writer to ape her sanctimonious feels-based dissents, and who’s going to notice the difference?
Short answer: nothing.
Here is how the court dealt with William Douglas:
“At age 76 on December 31, 1974, while on vacation with his wife Cathleen in the Bahamas, Douglas suffered a debilitating stroke in the right hemisphere of his brain. It paralyzed his left leg and forced him to use a wheelchair. Douglas, severely disabled, insisted on continuing to participate in Supreme Court affairs despite his obvious incapacity. Seven of his fellow justices voted to postpone until the next term any argued case in which Douglas’s vote might make a difference. At the urging of Fortas, Douglas finally retired on November 12, 1975, after 36 years of service.”
I guess congress could also vote to impeach but I’m not sure if that would be strictly legal.
This whole thing is too ridiculous not to share. Man arrested after shouting ‘womp, womp’ and pulling a gun on immigration protesters
Weird story, but what was weirder was the quality of the writing. It’s beyond belief that whoever wrote that does it for a living. I wrote more coherent stuff in elementary school.
There it is.
It took me a while…..too long perhaps.
PARTY PEOPLE.
24 Hour Party People?
I don’t care what anyone says – That’s Obama at 46 seconds in.
Holy shit, it IS Obama.
[Tulpa intensifies]
I’m more and more worried that the wolf at the door won’t be criminal thugs per se, but pious gun-grabbers who are no longer content merely impugning gun owners as co-conspirators in every murder and mass shooting. Eventually they’ll get tired of being rebuffed by the courts (especially if Trump gives us a Supreme conservative majority). Eventually the mutual contempt between gun owners and gun grabbers is going to boil over. It’s going to get very ugly when that happens.
What are they going to do? Throw daisies?
Hey, c’mon now. They can also hold struggle sessions.
Nope, they’ll SWAT us, use the police to harass us, basically the shit they’ve been doing in places where it’s already happening. Like authoritarian busybodies the world over, they’ll use the state as a cudgel to beat us into death or submission.
It’s a lesson they’d only have to learn once.
Womp womp: plz explain.
kthxbai
Merriam-Webster sez:
Makes sense to me
Corey Lewandoski said “womp womp” (sad trombone sound) on some stupid cable news show in response to the children being separated.
https://youtu.be/tKdcjJoXeEY
Everything is a meme now, and grown-ass adults who ought to know better fail to distinguish between typed remarks and spoken interaction, so they say things like, “Ugh, that was a fail, bro!” or “Oh em gee, I’m roffling right now!”
I can’t even with this… right!?
Ain’t nobody got time fo that!
Totes.
Good story… but these things would not happe if the US would ban criminal gangs
#metooeh.
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-44687654
She loved it!
He’s so dreamy. That reporter should feel honored. I wish he would group me. / proggie “feminists” hypocrits.
(sad trombone sound)
Ah. Makes sense, I guess
Made it to Monday morning
those pants look painfully tight
Here’s some looser pants for ya
I had that album.
Appears he is dressed to the left. Shame, I would have hoped he was a conservative.
More tears… MOAR
Gives me a tingling sensation in my nethers.
Kennedy is retiring for the same reason Ginsburg is not. It’s really that simple. Except not to someone who is having a temper tantrum about not getting their way.
May Ruth pass gently into the night. Sooner rather than later.
i’m fine with her expiring in 45’s second term. and then the attacks on her legacy and how she should’ve retired during 44’s admin will begin.
If Thomas retired during a Democrat administration, I just can’t see the conservatives railing against him personally for doing so. Sure, they would bemoan the outcome, but hysteria and personal attacks would not be the norm.
They are still desperately clinging to the Russia-collusion life raft. At least the writer scores a couple of points with the kulak/Bolshevik allusion, somehow resisting the temptation to go with Nazi.
American leftists comparing their opposition to Bolsheviks is a tad rich
May the name Anthony Kennedy live forever in infamy.
The day these people all disappear up their own assholes cannot come soon enough.
Great story, glad it all worked out.
I am late. Dammit.
One part I left out of the story…on the second day i had to run to the store. There were a hundred damned cops every few feet up and down the road and highway, which they had closed off. I noticed there were cops sitting o n every porch and in every driveway at every house, except mine.
I am kinda slow I guess, I didn’t get it. I told my father that and he died laughing. “They took one look at you and started hoping he would go to your house so they wouldn’t have to fool with him.”
Good grief.
Another part you left out was the water being turned off. That was surprising.
Yeah. That was an interesting tactic that I had never heard of authorities doing before.
I forgot about that. Yeah, that was a clever tactic. It was hotter than hell, heat index into the 100’s. I dont know how the guy lasted as long as he did.
One side of the area he was hiding is lined by Rigolette bayou. I am not gonna make any jokes about his inability to swim, but geez. It is kind of an alligator moat but I woulda bit the bullet and swam it.
I’m glad you wrote the long version, and all is well.
How about this? Spooky if real,
http://scmp.com/news/china/diplomacy-defence/article/2153310/china-brings-star-wars-life-laser-ak-47-could-set-fire
The US Navy developed one of those a decade ago. They are mostly useless.
that’s what the article said, but 10 years is a long time, I figure if they have them, so do we,
Oh, Red China! Never change, you crazy bastard!
I think if my hair were on fire, it might negatively impact my ability to persuade.
Yeah, it sounds to me like they intentionally corralled him towards your place. I’m thinking they hoped you’d shoot him.
I woulda just traded the guy a roast beef sandwich and a cold Garortaid for his pistol then cuffed him and handed him over. I think after a day and night in the ticks, chiggers and heat he would have been glad to do so. By the time it was over I felt bad for the guy.
Suthen, I think I’d probably prefer that the cops stay off my porch and driveway even in a situation like that.
Note that their attempt to “herd” him was successful – they caught him close to your house, after all.
This seems to be a pattern. Group attempts to exercise their 1st Amendment rights. Children show up and start trouble. Police declare riot and shuts down event. Feds need to get involved in this as this is clearly a civil rights violation. Charge Antifa under RICO and lock them all up in federal prison.
https://hotair.com/archives/2018/07/02/antifa-patriot-prayer-engage-street-battles-portland-4-arrested/
When I was waiting in line at the airport to check in yesterday, the guy in front of me casually mentioned he had been in Portland for the riot.
He said he came into help reopen the immigration office and a riot broke out. He said he couldn’t get out of Portland fast enough.
The left keeps poking the bear more and more. When the bear has enough, its not going to be pretty.
Antifa and The Proud Boys are the gayest gang names since the Chicago Gaylords.
I’m of the “Lock them both in Thunderdrome and have them kill each other for our amusement” camp.
My money is on the
CylonsProud Boys…I do not understand the reluctance to go after Antifa with the legal tools that are available. Arrest and try the actual protestors, and run up the money chain to get to their sponsors. Antifa could have been shut down a year ago if our law enforcement agencies actually did the job they were supposed to do (keep the peace).
I was late to comment on TopNotch’s question in the morning thread about volunteering up info at the store.
I never give them any info. I will try to be polite about it at first, but the second they start pushing, I am not afraid to push back. My tinfoil hat really starts buzzing when they get agressive about needing info from me.
For example, look what Valvoline Instant Oil Change stores are doing
His final sentence can’t be repeated to people often enough:
if they’ve got your vin and plate number – they’re WELL beyond needing a zip code at that point.
Awesome.
“an actual rhesus monkey cross-threads your drain plug using an impact gun.”
This is why I change my own oil.
Anytime anyone asks for my info I feed them 100% bullshit.
Well that and the usurious prices at those places. An oil change shouldn’t cost more than sex in the champagne room.
Wait a minute….how much are you paying in the Champagne room?
*pulls up credit card statement*
Always offer up the information. Always lie.
I just give them Pope Jimbo’s data.
My ex-wife probably gets a lot of strange sales calls by now.
Holy crap – Japan / Belgium is a wild game. No spoilers, but if you like soccer at all, make sure to check out the 2nd half if they replay it.
Grew up in the country. Live in the city now. Very different attitudes about what to do when the wolf is at your door. In the city, everyone deludes themselves that help is only a minute or two away. Out in the sticks, we knew it was only hours away.
Its a whole different mindset. I was talking to a friend about the line from GoT “The Night is Long and Full of Terrors.” He didn’t get it. I realized he’s basically never spent a night in his life more than a hundred yards away from other people and under the illumination of street lights, building lights, etc. Easy to believe civilization will always be there to protect you when you are surrounded by other humans. Easy, but wrong.
If by “everyone” you mean “white people”, then I’d agree. Take the average black man* and ask him that, and you’ll get a different answer.
* or Hispanic, or roof Korean, etc.
If you’re Roof Korean, your help is always right there.
“Easy to believe civilization will always be there to protect you when you are surrounded by other humans. ”
They see the problem as the solution.
During the process, you mentioned some older people and/or people living alone. Was there any effort to get to them, or were the cops there anyway?
Amazing story. I’m glad it had a happy ending.
/not that kind of happy ending
We don’t know what happened at Casa Suthen after the cops left…
*cue sexy time music*
I think we do.
Suthen cooked.
You know me too well.
The cops were parked on top of every house except mine. There is a woman who spends her days alone at home and there were about ten cops at her house. There is one old fella who lives with three tiny dogs, same at his place.
They came to my house, saw my dogs and the pistol in my pocket. I said “If he shows up I’ll call you. Bring a bag.”
They went away and didn’t come back.
Spoken like a Scary White Boy.
Thank you for writing.
Thanks for sharing. I’m happy everything turned out OK.