ZARDOZ WANTS YOU …. TO READ THE LINKS.
ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. BEING IN BETWEEN GRAIN SHIPMENTS, ZARDOZ HAS DROPPED IN TO LIFT YOU FROM BRUTALITY. HE GIVES YOU THE GIFT OF THE LINK, TO USE IN YOUR SNARKING AT THE BRUTALS. THE FILTH OF BRUTALS MUST BE CLEANSED FROM THE INTERNET. SNARK AT THEM, DRIVE THEM OFF!
- IT APPEARS THE BRUTALS OF MEXICO ARE GOING TO IMITATE OTHER FAILED NATIONS. THIS SHOULD RESULT IN MUCH BRUTAL MISERY. ZARDOZ IS PLEASED.
- ZARDOZ IS NOT PLEASED WITH THE PAUSE IN CLEANSING HERE. GET BACK TO IT, UAE BRUTALS!
- NOW THIS IS SOME PROPER CLEANSING. ZARDOZ IS PLEASED.
2 OUT OF 3. OVERALL, ZARDOZ WILL TAKE IT.
ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.
I’ve been blessed by Zardoz!
So, you escaped the OHIO?
No, still trapped in the SW corner. Given the heat, Id be much happier to be near the lake, like some Glibs. However, Obama bragged about his “phone & pen”; I have ‘patio umbrella and hose set to MIST’. And a really good tan.
Doesn’t the lake harbor flying Mr. Lizard snacks?
I noticed a definite bugginess when I was in Cleveland a couple weeks ago. I’m sure it’s nothing by Florida standards but much more than relatively bug-free NYC.
The bugs have the good sense not to want to be in De Blasio’s hellhole.
I’m OK with that arrangement.
They’re all expats from Buffalo, fleeing Cuomo ?
*shivers*
Not even in your skinsuit. That water is far too cold
A really good tan? I’m jealous.
I’m pasty white.
Not as bad as the dude in The Expanse…but still…
I never got the motivation to cook your skin. Gross.
I won’t try to get tanned, but I can appreciate how it can look good.
For being from demonstrable Swiss stock (the Tres Cool’s hailed from Alsace-Lorraine region), I have no idea why I’m able to brown up. I suspect there’s some melanin in some woodpile, somewhere, but I aint going to send my biometrics off to 23andMe to find out.
My sister sent hers off, so by extension I’m in a DNA database somewhere.
When I lived in northern Bavaria (so fairly central Germany) a lot of the natives were sporting deep tans. There are definitely different genes down there from what people normally associate with Germans.
Isn’t Bavaria Catholic? So maybe there was more marriage to Southern Europeans. Then again, Poles are whiter than sour cream.
Mostly. The northern part, which was only ceded to Bavaria after some war while the southern part became much of Austria, is mixed. But yeah, I’m sure it has a lot to do with frequent contact with more swarthy types to the south. Northern Germany is where all the stereotypical paleskins are.
I won’t try to get tanned, but I can appreciate how it can look good.
In the words of the morning drive dj’s back when I listened to that sort of thing, “tan fat looks better than white fat”. I know I look better with a tan and I am not as fat as I was a few months ago. Some of us just like the sun, also some of us have spent a big portion of our life working in it and will most likely die of skin cancer (HT Not Adahn) as well as the activities some of us enjoy require being outdoors which has sunshine and shit. When I was a Ute I would burn then turn brown, now I maintain a reddish brown color. I figure something is going to kill us all so may as well go out doing something enjoyable and for some of us that is sitting in the pool wearing a big brimmed hat, ray bans and a smile.
but will they be separated from their children?
If they’re British, then the Kids Are Alright.
However, the Jihadi’s may lament the separation of their C2-C3 vertebrae.
With Uncle Ernie. I remember now.
Never mind the weather.
+1 young Tina Turner….and Ann-Margaret
Ann Margaret was hot as a pistol in Tommy.
Speaking of hotties from back in the day; I’m watching an episode of The Rockford Files with a very young Lindsay Wagner. What a beauty.
Zardoz, assuming STEVE SMITH and I win the 2020 election, would you be open to being Attorney General?
Can I be Attorney General? I promise that after I order the summary execution of all of Congress I’ll fully defend the Constitution.
Well, if you’re taking requests. I wouldn’t mind Dept. of the Interior.
First order? CA national park. You know for gaia and nature stuff.
I hope you order the people to stay there as an exhibit on poor governance.
All Cabinet posts will be filled from the ranks of the Glibs, obviously.
I’d describe myself as fairly innocent if you can exclude the fact that I visit this site on a daily basis. I don’t curse. The last time I cussed in front of someone I was a small child who picked up the words from his parents. Are there any scenarios that one might encounter that’d require you to cuss in order to obtain a desirable outcome?
Also, I grew up in a non-religous househould and my parents were pretty lax about cussing.
I wounder if innocence is even considered a desirable trait that most women look for in men.
Innocence? Lost.
I wouldn’t call it innocence. Innocence is “I don’t cuss because only bad people cuss.” Not cussing because you don’t want to is restraint.
I cuss more here on glibs than anywhere else.
Innocence is a vaigue word. I’m going to try to make a connection between cussing and drug use. I believe both are completely moral and I don’t think any less of people who use them. I’ve never used drugs or drank enough alcohol to feel it’s effects but I think I want to eventually try them. Even though I want to try it, I feel a high level of restraint that prevents me from doing so.
* starts to wonder how much of a correlation, if any, there is between drug use and cussing
I can tell you from personal experience there is no fucking correlation.
MikeS, I like that in your comment it looks like your avatar is giving me the finger.
Ha ha. Yes, very apropos. lol
I always assumed it was the finger. It isn’t?!
It absolutely is.
I have no fuckin’ idea…
Oh, man, you’ve asked for it. I’ll leave it to the others.
You’re making love to a woman who can’t climax unless you talk dirty to her.
+1
I rarely cuss myself. There was a stupid article at TOS bemoaning the fact that “taboo” words exist. They didn’t seem to want to hear the fact that not only have such things existed throughout history, but they serve a very important purpose. Do you “need” them? I suppose not but they are very handy for expressing “extreme” thoughts/feelings when ordinary words won’t do. Get rid of them with overuse and people will just invent other ones.
See moron/imbecile/etc.
Northern IL? every other word.
SC? not even once a sentence.
My buddy that lives in the Charleston area has a wife that refers to “mommy-parts” as the ‘tee-hiney’. And you dont just go ‘take a piss’, it’s tee-tee.
I blame generations of people that drink that syrupy-goo concoction they call ‘sweet tea’.
I’m a fan of sweet tea, but I never did have any nutritional sense.
I was surprised when I first learned that “sweet tea” isn’t standard-issue Lipton’s with a packet of sugar.
Of course, as a Russian major in college, I also always thought “chai” was a Starbucks-level rip-off. “Chai” in Russian is just the word for everyday tea.
I had to look it up. I just call that “iced tea”. Me and a friend used to make that all the time during summer vacations – tea bags, sugar, and lemon juice. What’s the difference?
Good question. I never drank iced tea.
!?
I love iced tea. And as luck would have it, vodka tea was a popular drink in Buffalo during my college years…. Most of the commercial versions are crap, though TBH.
If I want a cold, sweet, beverage, Ill open a pepsi.
Iced tea consists of tea, and ice.
The Southern recipe often has way more sugar.
Yeah, that was my suspicion. I like a modest amount of sugar. One of the things that makes all the commercial preparations suck is way too much sugar.
“Southern Style” iced tea is off the rails when it comes to sugar. You could probably find less sucrose in a Snicker’s bar.
We use it as punctuation.
Having spent a summer working with a Canadian, I’ve learned they likely have the most versatile uses for the word ‘fuck’ out of anyone I’ve encountered.
My Dad was a Latvian immigrant who insisted that we learn to speak in complete sentences. Any sentence that started with goddamn and ended with sonofabitch was complete, according to him.
lol
As usual, Seinfeld has the answer you’re looking for:
George: Hey, you bastards.
Jerry: Hey, how was the meeting?
George: I really like those sons of bitches.
Jerry: Sons of bitches?
George: Yeah! That’s how they talk. You know, everyone’s either a bastard or a son of a bitch. Yeah, it’s like uh…”boy, that son of a bitch Box can really hit, uh?!”
Jean-Paul: Really?!
George: Yeah, yeah. That’s how they talk in the major league.
Are there any scenarios that one might encounter that’d require you to cuss in order to obtain a desirable outcome?
When you are the token American on a mostly Kiwi and Australian oil and gas exploration crew who hates Americans and you accidentally get accepted into the group because you unconsciously pick up the habit of using the word cunt as punctuation as is the native custom.
There are certain people I don’t cuss in front of. My evangelical folks and other family members as well as my boss who happens to be a very smart and nice lady. I am a pig who knows when it is ok to be a pig and when it is not.
Other than that, fuck if I know.
#mefuckingtoo
When I was in the firehouse, I could make a sailor blush. In front of the customers(taxpayers), never. I’m much better these days given that I spend my time with civilians. I haven’t let a “Jesus Titty Fucking Christ!” fly out of my mouth in several years.
Are there any scenarios that one might encounter that’d require you to cuss in order to obtain a desirable outcome?
Personally, I’m not smart or witty enough to tell someone to go to hell in a tactful manner, Winston Churchill and Mencken could do it but I’m more or less stuck with ‘Fuck off slaver.”
more seriously taboo words are important for emphasis and also comedy, Carlin, Pryor, et al cussed explicitly to obtain a desired outcome.
99% of the time cussing in comedy is a crutch. I think those two were the exception.
Meh, as some hack said 90 percent of everything is crap, so yeah a lot of comics are bad and swearing may be a crutch for them, but for the 10 percent of them that are good, many swear and most use it for comedic effect. I guess maybe Bill Burr leans on it a bit but most headliner tier comics that ‘work blue’ use it for more than it’s shock value. Could you do Stanhope’s bit about the prostitute worried about having to start doing anal because of the economy without cussing?
SP and I saw Tim Conway a couple years ago. Nothing even approaching cursing. And he was fucking hilarious.
Nice that’s he still kicking around. I remember him from the 70s.
Another example of that (who I have no idea what he’s doing): Bob Newhart?
Ikea should make their employees teach every customer how to say “stupid fuckin'” in Swedish so they know how to read the directions.
leftist whose pledge to clean up politics
Hmm…. one of these things doesn’t belong.
Well, ya have to go back a bit, but there is Pappy O’Daniel.
You asked for gun pics the other night. I don’t know if you saw, but I put up this pic for ya.
https://smile.amazon.com/photos/share/QfbivKBQQHRdZo8J95mNFqitiWyAQON7Pg1VGFLKKcO
Hers is on top.
I did, long after the thread died.
Very nice!
I’ll do a small pistol pic later this week for ya. She’s a HK nut. So it’ll be $$.
☺
Thanks!
They look like Gamecube input devices.
JK but I like the clean lines and color accents.
I just watched Lauren Southern’s Farmlands. Things in South Africa are not good.
You hanging out at Yufus’s house?
Why, did he just post about it?
G_d, I love that Straffin was right:
Suthenboy on April 21, 2018 at 8:39 pm
Serious question for Yufus. Where do the residents of the slabs get their water?
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Suthenboy
Suthenboy on April 21, 2018 at 8:40 pm
Ugh. Yusef. I’m drunk
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Ted S.
Ted S. on April 21, 2018 at 8:43 pm
You say that as if it were a bad thing.
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straffinrun
straffinrun on April 21, 2018 at 8:45 pm
Too late. That one might stick.
He seems to like it, so it’s cool.
South Africa has been going the Zimbabwe route for a while.
I’ve been reading more about it. It seems as though the Bantu expansion was a violent mess from the beginning. Then tossing in colonialism, followed by marxism, made it even more fucked.
Bro, do you even ‘Nuance’?
What is he drinking? Windshield washer fluid?
Windex is a hell of a drug.
I hadn’t heard off this guy. That was good.
A little late there Labrador. From what I heard over 130 would be politicians have been murdered down there this election cycle. Seems the press didn’t care about that up here too much.
“College student sues woman for $6million claiming her false rape accusation at a frat party has destroyed his life
‘During the early hours of April 23, 2017 I was raped and sodomized. I woke up in Delta Kappa Epsilon Fraternity in Alex Goldman’s bed confused, bloody, bruised, with ripped clothing and splinter,’ Reddington wrote on Facebook on June 4.
A police investigation into the allegations found no evidence that Reddington had been raped or even had a sexual encounter with Goldman that night.
The investigation, which involved a medical exam and rape kit within 26 hours of the alleged incident, found Reddington had no internal cuts or abrasions in her vagina and that there was no traces of Goldman’s DNA.
Both Reddington and Goldman said at the time that they had no memory of the night before.”
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5906109/College-student-sues-woman-false-rape-allegation.html
To her credit, unlike most Title IX cases, she went to the cops. Didnt work out in her favor so much.
6 mill seems a bit steep, then again the stress probably took years off his life.
She got him fired from his job, ruined his reputation , and tried to have him locked up. Six mil sounds fair to me.
Throw in 2 sammiches a day and free laundry for life, and Im on board.
https://decider.com/2018/06/29/last-man-standing-season-seven/
Good. It’s a cute sitcom.
I pity the Mexicans. I think they are electing Obrador out of frustration rather than stupidity. To me it looks a lot like our last election. It was a way of telling the ruling class to fuck off.
Guys we need to pass the hat for Lebron, LA is expensive.
Poor dear.
Brutal leftist Bernie Sanders cast out by brutal even more leftists for not wanting to abolish ICE (they even criticize him for being to the right of Jeremy Corbin):
https://newrepublic.com/article/149378/bernie-sanders-not-left
They’ve entered the purity death spiral (hopefully).
There’s a soy-boy in the Nuance Bro vid I linked above who called Bernie Sanders a white-supremacist because of his stance on immigration. Leftists eat their own.
If you’re out of whack on one issue then you get the nasty treatment too. I thought libertarians were bad but I think they have us beaten by quite a bit here.
Leftists have always been big on tow the lion or else. It kind of works for them, after all.
From your lips to doG’s ears.
“Abolishing ICE” is the new “enthusiastically support abortion”.
Anything better than watching a demagogue get their fingers slammed by the closing Overton window?
Nice. Who would have thunk Bernie be rebuked in such a short time? I was guessing at least a five years and it took less than two. For the record I am for abolishing ICE, DHS, HHS, HUD, DOE, IRS, WTF, and LOL.
Slow it down there, WTF provides some necessary services to our society. Do you think the free market can supply the kind of demand we need?
DEA, ATF, and TSA are my top 3.
I am with you there. I don’t work tomorrow so I am inebriated and was pulling acronyms out of my ass/top of my head. I would add EPA as the fourth to your list.
WNBA, PBR, GBR.
Don’t forget GWB, RBG, and BRB
What’s crazy to me is that modern progressivism is (dare I say it) a lot less intellectual than there fore-bearers. Sanders is a bit if that old progressive/socialist. He realizes that his views (welfare state) are opposed to an open borders society. The modern left is not focused on what is logical consistent or even tenable, but in what feels right. IMO they are where the conservative movement is/was in the 80’s – 90’s, on the eve of being ridiculed for their religious devotion to ideas that do not work, let alone work all at the same time.
Yep. Modern progressivism is just a wish list of what they want to impose on us as if such things as money or human nature didn’t exist. The more honest ones like that chick in Queens even admit it’s a fantasy.
Washington will come to a compromise. “Let’s have two systems, one legal and another illegal.”
So… the status quo? I have always said that’s exactly what will happen. I.e. nothing. Nobody actually wants to change the current arrangements.
This guy has a certain “je ne sais quoi”.
http://www.foxnews.com/world/2018/07/01/notorious-french-criminal-escapes-from-prison-using-helicopter-sparks-massive-manhunt-around-paris.html
I expected Daniel Craig, in all honesty.
+1 best James Bond ever
It’s The Pink Panther come to life.
I just saw the word “lolbertarian” again.
Never mow another man’s lawn.
It does seem like a bit of an overreaction doesn’t it?
Doesn’t that depend on where you live? Property rights are sacrosanct. “Get off my lawn” is reasonable, but either you are a professional business or not – I don’t go for the cute little kids crap.
That’s turning me off too.
To elaborate: I have no problem with kids doing that, in fact, I think it’s great. I don’t think it’s national news-worthy, though.
I’m aligned – my kids did that. Not national-news worthy, and certainly no sympathy if you did it wrong and your parents used the but he’s just a child narrative to defend.
Calling the police seems like too much. Just tell the kid that part is your lawn and be glad you don’t have to mow it yourself.
At least the little bastard wasn’t selling lemonade.
#FakeNews
Lawn mowing is ‘jobs Americans won’t do’.
I finally broke down and bought a “personal fan” for subway use, especially in the AM when I’m particularly sweating out. I’ve been using this Japanese hand-fan – a paper and plastic thing that I guess they give away at events and I got it from an ex like 15+ years ago and I’ve been patching it up with with glue and the paper is practically disintegrating now. Looked at some manual hand fans and they target those at ladies doing their make-up and shit. Went with a manly electric fan I can attach to my parasol.
Pride goeth before the fall from heat stroke. I’m almost ready to wear a sun dress to keep my nuts loose and breezy. Gotta head out into this 90+ degree day. 45 minute bike ride, so if you don’t hear from me tonight, I’m probably dead.
We call that “swamp ass” in my circle but yeah totally understand. You bike to work? I can’t even imagine that. Assuming it was even possible to bike across or under the Hudson.
103 degrees but 10% humidity is a fine day for a ride.
Yeah we hit 99 today but the humidity was only around 50% which is low for NYC summer.
I have never encountered 10% humidity before. That sounds like heaven.
Today we officially hit 95 with 7% humidity. I am not a big fan. You have to bathe in lotion and my hands crack open on the side of the knuckles. I prefer FL weather and am not sure why I am here.
You shut your mouth. High and dry is where it’s at.
Hm…. schweaty balls or bleeding hands. Tough choice.
Just wear your bathrobe, er yukata.
Gaijin in Yukata or kimono. *Shudders*
On a bike. Everyone will clear out of your way.
I would. “Look at me, Mommy! I’m being Japanese!”
Only with your balls hanging out like your avatar.
Thank heavens for daddy issues.
http://archive.is/xXdob
Lawdy, lawdy, #19.
20, mein Gott
Complain about trespassing & homeless camps to city; get fined for allowing illegal camping in retaliation.
Fuckin’ Oregon.
Why wasn’t the notice mailed to the business at the location? Or call the business’ phone number during business hours? Or just stop by? Because FYTW. The colonials had the right idea of how to handle petty government tyrants.
They had woodchippers in the 1700’s?
“Oh, Humphrey!” https://youtu.be/TwFDvMiBKeM
Sumpin’ for HM. This popped up in my YouTube feed because I share a surname, I guess. Enjoy! https://youtu.be/d1J3NLNWAPU