Well the World Cup is about to kick off in a few hours.  I can’t wait to see how the USMNT does…in their MLS games that are still going on.  Stupid bastards not qualifying.  That’s what they get for assuming they’d coast through qualifying.  You know who else was wrong about coasting through an opposition?  The Cleveland Indians, apparently.  The Chicago White Sox beat them again, for a two-game winning streak. They’re solidly out of the basement and have their eyes set on a respectable third in their division.  Way to keep grinding, guys.  The Astros won again, as did the Dodgers, Padres, the BIG RED MACHINE, the Marlins, Rockies, Nationals, Mariners, Pirates, Red Sox, Rays, Braves and Brew Crew, who have now created just a little separation in the NL Central after dropping the Cubs two times in a row.

Two other things of note in the sports world: the US Open kicks off today with a bevy of start teeing it up early.  Come on, Jordan, get the flat stick working this week.  Yeah, right. I’m thinking DJ or Dustin Thomas.

And lastly, I’m absolutely stunned that ESPN let this story get published. It goes against their base instinct to only print negative articles on the subject.

Harriet Beecher Stowe, coiner of the term “Uncle Tom” was born on this date. So were butcher/sociopatyh Che Guevara, President Donald Trump, guitarists Rod Argent and Barry Melton, singer and A-Team associate Boy George, tennis player and philanthropist (what she and Aggasi have done with their money is more than commendable) Steffi Graf and rapper MC Ren.

PARDON THIS MAN OR DROP THE CHARGES!

Its also the day the Continental Congress adopted the stars and stripes flag, Captain Bligh inexplicably made it to Timor, California declared independence from Mexico, Robert Bunsen invented his Bunsen burner, the first cycle in professional baseball was recorded, Hitler and Mussolini met for the first time in Vienna, Max Baer knocked Primo Carnera out, the first commercial computer, the UNIVAC 1 was put into service at the Census Bureau, Tricky Dick imposed a 60-day price freeze, signaling the absolute end of the free market, the Gong Show made its debut and Argentina capitulated to Great Britain, ending the Falklands War. Oh, and the Obama Admin charges Edward Snowden with Espionage.

That’s better than yesterday, except for the lack of musical talent.  But you can’t win em all.  Anyway, let’s get to…the links!

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The Special Counsel’s office looks like its being run by amateurs. Or by deliberate leakers. Or something pretty absurd.

The Horowitz report on the FBI’s handling of the Clinton e-mail crimes and exonerations will be released today. And its expected to not go easy on the FBI. Oh, speaking of the IG, when is that indictment he recommended for Andy McCabe expected to come down?

Hey yo!

Yo, Adrian! Get me a lawyer on the phone. Sly Stallone under investigation for rape that was supposed to have occurred in 1990.  No word on how deep the coma she was in for those 27 years to have just woken up to file a complaint this week.

The modern-day P.T. Barnum finds his latest sucker. Surprise! Its the Chicago taxpayers. For extra lulu, its been nicknamed “Tesla-in-a-tunnel”. I guess they’re planning on it driving itself into a wall and incinerating everyone inside.

Ugh. Too much fire water.

Progressive, tolerant people want to erase history. And its looks like they’ll get a second chance too do so in San Francisco.

Boston City Council makes sure the people who live there know there is no such thing as private property.  Fucking scumbags.

Aaaaaaand the plague is back in the United States.

It was either this or NWA. I chose to keep our family-friendly label.

Have a great day, y’all.