CrossFit. For some the word conjures up visions of guys with man-buns doing an impossible gymnastic feat over and over again on a set of rings, or a girl in a sports bra who is THICC in all the right (or perhaps wrong) places blasting out heavy Olympic lifts in rapid succession. To many it’s a weird and masochistic form of exercising with a cultish following whose adherents refuse to shut up about it.
“A CrossFitter, a vegan, and an atheist walk into a bar. I know because they told me when they walked in.” H/T Dr. Fronkensteen
Stereotypes exist for a reason and far be it from me to defend how some CrossFitters act (much less what they choose to post on social media). That being said, I myself am an adherent to this weird libertarian workout cult and can say that, while I will not claim it is the end-all-be-all form of exercise, it does offer something that most conventional gyms and exercise programs do not.
Part I: A short and incomplete history
CrossFit methodology was developed in the early 2000’s by self-proclaimed “Rabid Libertarian” Greg Glassman. Appropriately for a libertarian, his physical appearance resembles a construction worker on the tail end of a three day bender rather than the founder of an internationally successful fitness movement.
Glassman was a gymnast in high-school who sought to get stronger than the competition by incorporating barbell lifting into his training regimen. He quickly realized that while training specialization might make his friends and competitors better in one particular activity, it often came at the expense of skill or strength in another and that when competing in varied activities and competitions he was often far better equipped than those who focused solely on their event or sport.
Fast forward to 2000 and he’s codified his “jack-of-all-trades” approach into the term known as “CrossFit” and is poised to unleash a fitness phenomenon on the world, complete with head bands, compression socks, copious amounts of loose chalk and pretentious FB posts. The fancy description of the goal of CrossFit goes something like this:
“greater work capacity across broad time and modal domains”
and
“Adherents train to enhance 10 key physical qualities: cardiovascular/respiratory endurance, stamina, strength, flexibility, power, speed, coordination, agility, balance and accuracy.”
Put more simply, the goal is to be “fit.” Strong? Yes. Endurance? You bet. Flexible? Yup. Fast? Uh-huh….. You get the idea.
Unlike many other popular forms of exercising CrossFit eschews specializing in one particular area and seeks to train an individual in all dimensions of fitness simultaneously. An avid marathon runner may have incredible cardiovascular/respiratory endurance but this often comes at the expense of muscular strength. A body builder may be incredibly strong but they are rarely flexible or possess the stamina for prolonged energy expenditure, and so on.
While this may have been a revelation in the fitness world circa 2000, it was by no means a “new” idea. In fact, 20th century fitness was founded on this approach. The CrossFit brand may be relatively new, the methodology however bears a striking resemblance to Georges Hébert’s “Natural Method” of the early 20th Century.
“A (Natural Method) session is composed of exercises belonging to the ten fundamental groups: walking, running, jumping, quadrupedal movement, climbing, equilibrium (balancing), throwing, lifting, defending and swimming.”
While their definitions of the dimensions of fitness do not perfectly align, their similarity is undeniable. The underlying belief is the same: being all-around fit makes you better equipped not only for survival, but life in general.
The 1970s gave us two trends that would turn the idea of what fitness is on its ear. The running boom and Arnold Schwarzenegger. These two divergent phenomena pushed people away from pursuing fitness itself as a goal and toward physical specialization. New marathons, half-marathons, 10Ks and 5Ks began to pop up across the country, not as a spectacle for the super athlete to compete in, but as something for the average person to aspire to do; participation levels spiked as never before. Soon you had a sizable portion of the population pursuing running only (or at least endurance sports only) and neglecting strength training almost entirely under the false assumption that it makes you “bulky” and “slow.”
One the other end of the spectrum you have Arnold Schwarzenegger, a physical specimen the likes of which the world has never seen. His muscles had muscles. His physique made Michelangelo’s David look like a pajama boy and his popularity redefined the international conception of what it meant to be “strong.” So begins the “gym rat” phenomenon of [mostly] men pumping themselves up in the gym, trying to look like Arnold, moving away from some of the old-fashioned barbell power lifting movements in favor or isolating muscle groups with exercises like curls, flys, bench press, military press, leg extensions, etc. The gym rats were almost as disdainful of cardio/endurance training as the marathoners were of strength training; “it makes you skinny” and “it kills muscle.” “Cardio” if done at all, was confined to a separate workout to be done one or two days a week for most gym rats.
Thus over the last forty years we see the average person faced with a false dichotomy; pursue endurance specialization or strength specialization, when in fact both approaches neglect at least half of what being “fit” is all about.
Fast forward back to the mid-2000s and enter Greg Glassman. New guy peddling an old idea. For the average person, “fitness” is the goal of exercise. Your average person does not exercise to compete in a specialized sport but to have a healthy and functional body. As A Leap at the Wheel put it in GlibFit 2.0, Son of Glibfit:
Fitness is the process of picking things up and putting them down, using excess energy in your diet to improve your heart, lungs, and muscles.
I would add that training your muscles and your heart and lungs need not be, and perhaps should not be, mutually exclusive; fitness is your body’s ability to perform work and that work must be done at the pace that the situation and environment demand.
Will your average person ever “need” to run 26.2 miles? Is there any point to being able to bench 400 lbs beyond being able to claim you can bench 400 lbs? Neither goal is a bad thing in and of itself, yet, hitting a certain run time or weight on a particular lift is often an arbitrary standard to judge one’s fitness. For the average person who is not a competitive athlete training for a specific event, the better standard may be to ask yourself:
Can I lift the heavy object off a child?
Can I climb out the window of a burning building, hang from the ledge and drop to the ground?
Can I pull myself back in that window if need be?
Can I sprint a half-mile down the road to get help?
If I’m in a situation where I need to defend myself or others with my body do I have the stamina to keep fighting for several minutes after the initial assault?
CrossFit came about to supply a demand in the fitness market for those who prioritize function over form and utility over aesthetic. It’s not the only way, much less the perfect way, it’s just a really good, and increasingly available way, to achieve physical utility. While a person’s individual physiology certainly plays no small part, committed CrossFitters often end up with a body type that resembles someone whom works hard outdoors for a living. For those of us attached to keyboards and chairs all day, that’s not a bad thing.
Some of you are asking by now “So what the hell is it exactly? What makes it so libertarian?” Good questions that will be answered in Part 2. Please let me reiterate this disclaimer; I do not claim CrossFit is the perfect form of exercise. While I believe in the methodology, its execution often falls victim to human nature and I intend to distinguish between good and bad trends within CrossFit in Part 3.
For now let me close by saying that its appeal, for me, is rooted in the libertarian virtue of self-reliance. Sure it’s nice to look good naked and know that I’m doing something good for my body, but below that at the core it’s about capitalizing on the body I’ve been given.
In a world that is increasingly dismissive and hostile to the idea of self-reliance, I sleep better at night knowing I am physically able to come to the aid of a family member or neighbor in a time of crisis. It’s about being confident that I’m at least somewhat prepared physically to respond to the unforeseen. The best analogy I can come up with: it’s akin to owning a firearm or a tool; my body does me little good if it’s neglected and rusty.
Kirsten pr0n spotted.
Also, all libertarians are “rabid” libertarians. Everyone else is a ratfucking Commie.
Crossfitting is something I only hear about in the context of mocking Crossfitting. Why does it get so much obloquy?
People love the chance to differentiate themselves from others. Crossfitters aren’t above this and are often elitist/pretentious acting. It’s a reputation that’s well earned but independent of the methodology.
Well, I like what you describe. But I ain’t joining no swingers club. Is it something you can do without looking like you’re doing it? (I’m guessing you’ll cover this later.)
Yep, that’s coming in the third installment. I did it for a few years informally before I ever joined a gym.
All new movements are driven by the zealots.
“Everyone else is a ratfucking Commie.”
You forgot to add ‘shitweasel’ onto the end of that. Not only is it accurate but it rolls off of the tongue better.
You’re all Tulpa.
My fitness standard has always been “Can I pick up the average person in fireman’s carry and get them out of a burning building. If the heart, lungs, and muscles will support that, it doesn’t matter that I am a short fat dude stuck at a keyboard 40 hours a week.
That’s a pretty fair standard also. As you say it’s something that measures heart, lung, and muscular ability. Many other subjective standards of fitness fail to be as comprehensive.
Until I blew out my quadriceps tendon 4 months ago, I felt pretty confident I could do that. At my current rate of recovery, it will be another 6 or 8 months before I can feel that confident again.
Damn. What were you doing?
Something ordinary.
Walking down the stairs to let the dogs out the basement door to the back yard. They had been out before and tracked some snow onto the stairs. I slipped on a wet spot and did a high-speed squat on the other leg. At the bottom of the squat, it felt like someone hit me with a hammer just above the knee. The MRI later confirmed a complete rupture of the tendon.
That sucks, snow and ice can quickly ruin years of careful training. Sorry to hear that.
I am 14 weeks past surgery. I am semi-normal. I hope to be normal in another 2 or 3 months. Even then it will be months before I have full confidence in the leg again.
Are you doing PT? If so hopefully they have you doing some appropriate strength training
Yes on the PT. Twice a week for the last 6 weeks; Once a week starting this week, but I am supposed to continue on my own in the gym a couple times a week.
At home, I ride a stationary bike 4 times a week and use ankle weights on a handful of leg exercises. At the Gym/PT, they have me doing four machines that I used to do.
Now that I am cleared to play in the gym by myself, I will go back to my normal upper body routine and limit myself to the “approved” leg exercises.
Yeah well my fitness standard is can I be fittin this doughnut in my pie hole
How do you get an average person to volunteer so you can periodically test yourself? Or do you keep a 180# dummy laying around in your house?
You don’t have a regular need to carry an unconscious female from the van to the cellar?
My first H/T. Thank you.
You bet! Funny and true.
“Great Kid, Don’t get cocky”
I see a lot of Crossfit scorn in kettlebell forums. I think it’s one of those things where similarity breeds competition. Also, apparently Crossfitters use kettlebells often. The biggest criticism I see, besides just not doing traditional exercises or doing them incorrectly, is that Crossfitters don’t use the right weights. Traditionally, you start with 16kg and move up in increments of 8, without anything less or in-between. The point allegedly is that if you can’t handle the jump you’re not ready, and if you try to “cheat” you’re not going to challenge your body enough to spur significant muscle development.
Admittedly I’ve only scratched the surface when it comes to KB training, I know enough to know that Crossfit doesn’t do nearly enough to harness the potential they have in KB’s. I often find myself frustrated that the KB’s are used for basic two-handed swings about 90% of the time. That being said sticking to the archaic POOD system, to me, seems to have more to do with form than substance.
Yeah, there definitely seems to be a lot of adherence to tradition for its own sake in kettlebell stuff. Admittedly, there are some good reasons for some of those traditions, but that doesn’t mean there isn’t room for innovation and improvement. It’s a little like people who shave with a straight razor. Part of the appeal is the old-timey-ness, I think. Of course it works, but is it better than a regular ol’ safety razor? Probably not.
Dunno… I get a much closer shave with the straight blade. The safety razors work well enough for many people, but I always remember them leaving a bit of stubble on my face. Plus, the angle of the blades on safety razors is predetermined based on what will work for the majority of the customers, so it’s bound to be less effective for some people. The straight blade lets you figure out the precise angle that works best for you (personally, I’ve always gotten horrid razor burn from safety razors).
The straight razor does take some skill, and you’ll definitely have some nasty cuts if you’re not careful, but it gives the best shaves ever once you’ve got the technique down.
I’m not picking nits with your statement or anything; I’m just putting this out there since some people here have expressed interest in shaving with a straight blade.
Write an article! I shave with a straight blade once in a while and I agree with your sentiment. I’ve just never got proficient enough for it to not take significantly longer than my safety razor. I tend to only use it on days off when I have the time.
Great article Bob! I’m not a hater, although insulting CFers is a fun sport, in of itself!
Looking forward to the rest.
Thanks! Life’s been kicked into high gear lately so *hopefully* I can finish the installments before memory of this article fades completely.
And yes, even as a CF’er I enjoy mocking CF’ers!
“Fast forward back to the mid-2000s and enter Greg Glassman. New guy peddling an old idea. For the average person, “fitness” is the goal of exercise. Your average person does not exercise to compete in a specialized sport but to have a healthy and functional body. ”
I exercise so I look good enough to bag way above the legal limit allowed for the female of the species..
In other words, it is about….
Never mind.
For me that’s not the primary goal but a nice byproduct. NTTATWWT.
Mrs. Dean does CrossFit. I do not. From my perspective, the advantages CrossFit has for a lot of people are some combination of the following:
Variety. Boredom is the enemy of working out, and every CrossFit workout is different.
Competition. An excellent way to maintain focus and get progress. CrossFit has managed to make working out competitive.
Size. Most CrossFit gyms are relatively small, as are most classes.
Coaching. Every CrossFit workout has somebody who is supposed to be doing some coaching as well as scoring the workouts.
Community. Because of the small size of the gyms and classes, you tend to build a group of friends and community at your gym.
Its not for everybody. Nothing is. But for people inclined to be gym rats, it has a lot going for it, IMO.
You guys are writing part III for me! Yeah, I agree with all of that.
Thanks, this was great and I’m looking forward to parts 2 and 3.
I think one part of the draw of Crossfit is you can get a good, full body workout in a shorter amount of time (a lot like HIIT, which we saw earlier).
A big part of the scorn is the idea that if you can’t do a rep, you should “cheat”, which many people see as an invitation to injury. I bet you cover that in Part 3.
I agree and if there is one BIG critique I have of crossfit, that’s it. In a perfect world the individual would recognize they were failing and drop weight (or better yet have scaled the weight appropriately at the start of the workout). However we often tend to over-estimate our abilities and allow our desire to out-do the guy next to us cloud our judgement. I can’t say I’ve never cheated a rep but in my more lucid moments I realize how stupid it was.
Every silver lining has a dark cloud, and I think that’s the dark cloud of competitive workouts.
That’s true. I see the competition aspect as a double-edged sword. That’s where a healthy amount of humility and self-awareness make all the difference. Being able to recognize that it’s just a workout that will be forgotten in a day or two helps keep you from acting stupid.
Is that like burnouts? My brother was a pretty dedicated weightlifter before work injuries and family caught up with him, but he was big on burnouts. Can’t make a rep? Drop weight until you can. Then drop weight again, and again, until you’re exhausted.
In part two I give a basic description of Crossfit workouts. Burn-outs are no usually done in the workout, but there are usually a prescribed number of reps. The problems arise when, as The Other Kevin says, you start “cheating Reps.” If you are, lets say, dead-lifting, that means rounding out your back and breaking form in order to complete the rep. It’s just a bad idea. Unfortunately the competitive aspect makes some people lose all perspective and risk injury just for the sake of another rep. This is more an example of CrossFit gone wrong, any coach worth their salt will discourage this and actively stop it from happening.
Any coach is going to eventually do what the market wants. If the market wants idiotic competition, that’s what it will get.
I was going to avoid getting into “inside baseball” stuff in my articles but this is kind of my big bitch with CF right now. Dave Castro has driven away a lot of great strength trainers with his obsession with “idiotic Competition.”
There are some splinter groups from the movement whom are actually doing a better job than CF HQ is right now.
I think certain exercises are more suited to burn outs – none of them, though, are oly lifts!
100% agreed! Burn-out are great for body weight stuff but never appropriate for Olympic lifts. There is a lot to be said about good/bad programming that unfortunately is a little too niche for an article.
Statistically, probably at least a few of these girls are CFers.
http://archive.is/Nbe85
#3.
The CrossFit gym in Ithaca is in the same building as our latest microbrewery.
Calories in, calories out, or vice versa.
Nice work, Mr Boberson.
Question on presentation – the next article I’m doing research on leads me to believe it will be a bit long. What was your benchmark (or the admins) as far as cutting up an article into a series?
I just went off the length that I can usually stand to read from other submission. After I got to three pages I started to think; “much more and you’ll lose people.” I’m not one for pissing on graves but I remember a few of Eddie’s articles that were well written, thoroughly researched and interesting, but way longer than I was prepared to read in one sitting. Plus I keep in mind that everyone is itching to comment so ain’t nobody waiting around to read 10,000 words first.
We’re very libertarian about it. Write it as you like and we’ll mangle it appropriately.
*hands over paper shredder*
Your turn.
Great article. Looking forward to more.
Thanks! I appreciate it. It’s been a long time since I’ve done writing like this, I really enjoy it.
I want one of them wimmin what can leap tall buildings at a single bound.
Unfortunately, it’s unlikely any of them want a broken down husk like me.
One thing I meant to cover in this and didn’t was that idea that anyone can do it. I think Olympic lifts benefit the young, the old, the infirm, the strong, etc. Even if you are only lifting the bar it pays dividends to your body. There’s lots of evidence that even geriatrics gain tons of strength and mobility by lifting (very light) weights a few times a week. I don’t know what your physical limitations are but if at all possible I’d highly encourage you start somewhere. It doesn’t have to be Crossfit.
OT.
I haven’t seen the movie, and I realize that this is Breitbart. Those that have seen the movie; is the wokitude so obvious that it wrecks the movie?
http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2018/06/02/box-office-solo-officially-disaster-media-cover-why/
I think the stink from The Last Jedi has kept longtime fans away from Solo – It’s the first premier weekend I’ve missed for a Star Wars movie, ever. (Starting at the age of 8)
The Last Jedi destroyed the franchise for me. Fuck Disney.
With a broken bottle.
Hate the shit they put out anyway.
I’m exactly the type of fan you’re talking about. The Last Jedi was such a disastrous steaming pile that it discouraged me from going to see Solo. I’m sure I will see it eventually; likely on video. However, Disney’s in the process of skull-fucking the maximum amount of money from the franchise while injecting it with just the right amount of obnoxious, sanctimonious wokeness before discarding the corpse that I can’t get excited anymore.
I’ve said it before: I’ve now made a conscious choice that the original trilogy is the only real Star Wars. Everything since then I treat as fanfic.
The wife and I did a double feature two weekends ago. Infinity war and Deadpool. We didn’t even consider solo after the last Jedi.
I basically quit after the second trilogy as it became obvious where this shit was heading. I feel vindicated for avoiding the last 3 douchy soap operas and this Solo skull fuck.
I thought if anything the movie was making fun of the left.
Poe’s law?
Perhaps.
But I mean. The droid rights droid is a truly annoying character.
If you were a progressive, you would not be all that happy having that character representing you. I don’t think at least.
Yeah,
The scene where the droid observes that Lando loves it but the love is never going to be reciprocated had me laughing; the idea of a droid being so delusional tickled my funny bone.
Then I found out that it wasn’t a joke regarding a clueless droid, but was actually serious.
It’s still hilarious, but now cringey too.
I’ve never really had a problem with CrossFit, nor have I had too much interest. Idk why. My wife teaches OrangeTheory, which is more cardio focused, but includes a strength portion. I used to go regularly, and it reminded me of football practice, complete with the urge to puke the first few times.
We just got a bench and hung our TRX straps, so in combination with the commercial treadmill and the spin bike, we have a home gym worth using. Now I just need a plan to follow. Maybe I’ll ask my wife to put one together.
I’m a big hater on cultfit. If you like it and it works for you then more power to you. That said, in my experience their “training” is stupid and counterproductive. Most of their members are weak as hell for people that spend so much time in the gym. They constantly injure themselves doing stupid shit in stupid ways. Injuries are badges of honor and cultfitters brag about their retardation as if it’s impressive.
Literally 2 days ago I overheard two cultfitters talking while fucking around stupidly in my gym. One of them was talking about how she can’t squat much right now because she blew her knee out doing ONE LEGGED DEADLIFTS and still hasn’t recovered. Yeah. Stupid shit done stupidly.
Their boxes leak. You wanna go to a box and do weird stuff then go for it. But the boxes leak into the real world and cultfitters come to normal gyms and CONSTANTLY break equipment and generally make a nuisance of themselves. Last week one of them was doing a walking handstand workout (WTF?) and she took like 90% of the bumper plates and made a silly obstacle course in the floor of the gym. FUCK YOU other people are working out.
Ugh.
That said, I give them credit for popularizing barbell lifts. Prior to crossfit I never saw anyone else squatting and deadlifting outside of a dedicated power lifting gym.
/grumpy powerlifter.
^^^ Roid rage.
But actually I agree with a lot of that. The people that take up a shit ton of room with their silly games piss me off as well. Not as much as the guys curling in the power rack, but close.
yeah those guys drive me crazy. Recently had a dude stand in a rack while he did a circuit of dumbbell shoulder presses, curls, jump rope, and shadow boxing. WTF? Get the fuck out of the rack you stupid asshole.
Don’t get me started on rack hogs.
Q hardest hit.
*applause*
…the guys curling in the power rack…
I quit my last gym, back in 2000 or 2001, because groups of young men would occupy a single machine or position for fifteen or twenty minutes at a time, making it impossible for anyone else to work in or move on without dropping that part of the workout. We’d try to get the gym supervisors to get them to stop, but it never really worked and also created a small gang of resentful punks who had it in for you. I used to call ’em “gang-bangers.”
I’ve spent far less money in the last eighteen years and have been able to purchase whatever equipment I’ve actually wanted (subject to space constraints in the house, of course…).
Like I said I can’t defend how people choose to act, especially in a multi-use gym. Every group has their assholes. I whole-heartedly agree that things like one-legged deadlifts are counter productive and stupid. That being said try to remember that it’s an intentionally decentralized movement which means I have to throw out the qualifier “not all CrossFit.” Take a look at the programming I follow, I doubt a grumpy powerlifter will find TOO much to object to:
http://comptrain.co/individuals/home/
lol challenge accepted. I can object to ANYTHING! (ahem….muscle ups? NO!)
Like I said before, if you like it and it works for you then more power to you. I just think that overall the bad outweighs the good. Anyone can buy their Crossfit license in a weekend seminar. Some solid gyms out there do that for marketing and then not one single “Crossfit” exercise is ever performed in the gym. Others have cultist dipshits get obsessed and then open their own box while they still don’t know shit and they get people hurt. YMMV.
generally I’m a Rippetoe acolyte. Linear progression. Training is differentiated from exercise by working toward discrete measurable goals.
I’m a big Rippetoe fan as well. CF made a serious misstep when they fell out with him. Rippetoe’s critiques of CF are legit. I have just as many objections to the type of CF you are more or less describing. That being said my take is CrossFit is a net positive when it’s conducted correctly. Unfortunately there are more than a few examples of it being done real-fucking-wrong.
“cultfitters come to normal gyms and CONSTANTLY break equipment and generally make a nuisance of themselves”
+1
Man do I ever get tired of seeing (presumably crossfitters) lifting WAY TOO MUCH on a barbell with terrible form and then throwing the bar on the ground with a sound like the building is about to collapse. You’re not in the fucking Olympics doosh. We all know the only reason you’re doing that is to advertise to everyone around you how much you’re (poorly) lifting. Get a life.
Yeah. My gym has bumper plates and I’ve seen a douche put iron plates on the bar to do power snatches while dropping the weight…..
Congrats asshole. You’ve managed to damage the weights, the bar, and the floor while making a god awful racket. Of course I lift at the YMCA (gym two blocks away means I can lift more frequently!) and the management does not give a shit what people do in there.
power snatches
Go on…
Is it fun to stay at the YMCA?
There-in lies the question….what make one a CrossFitter? There are no shortage of idiots who attend a few classes and watch a few youtube videos and go on to hurt themselves and/or look foolish in the gym. The fact that they are at a multi-use gym doing crossfit tells me they are just as likely to be fanboys who don’t really know what they’re doing.
Entirely possible. And I’m just a misanthrope so it doesn’t really matter if they’re Crossfitters or not, they’re people so they qualify for scorn.
My son’s high school football team has a “strength coach” who has them do that kind of stupid shit. The one-legged stuff is crazy. Kids have blown out their knees and missed seasons following that asshole’s directions.
My son gets hassled by the head coach for not lifting with the team – despite being the strongest kid on the team. But he’d rather lift on his own and avoid the situation than have to argue with coaches. I’ve supported him on this and told him to have the coach call me if it becomes a big issue.
I draw the line at past weighted pistol squats. One-legged lifts are stupid and useless. They miss the point of the lift, which is the hinge, and turn it into a pissing match with the other chinstraps.
Yep. He low-bar squats in the mid 300s but when they do that kind of crap, he pretends to be weak.
My understanding is that you should be pretty healthy to start with. Lot of impact and the cardio load can be significant.
I’ve got RA now days so I have to be careful with the sudden movements… And I try to stay away from significant free weights.
Elliptical training and weight machines are how I keep stress off my joints. Any other recommendations?
Tai Chi. No seriously. Zero impact. Nice and slow. Improves balance and flexibility. Great for circulation.
I used to take tai chi and I really, really miss it. I’ve been trying to find the time to get started again. The great thing about it is depending on the style it’s more or less “martial” while still being approachable.
How did you learn?
How does it compare with yoga?
I’ve studied martial arts for 25+ years now. Started with Goju-Ryu and then moved to Kung-Fu (various styles including Tai Chi) then went to Eskrima and then Muay Thai and eventually onto BJJ and Judo.
I studied Tai Chi in a school for about 6 years concurrent with other martial arts. I mainly studied the Yang style (like 99% of the Tai Chi population) but I’ve also done a little bet of Chen style.
Tai Chi has a lot of similar upsides to Yoga. It’s more fluid since the entire art is about movement, but the focus on proper extension, balance, and breathing are similar. The upside is that Tai Chi teaches you how to kill people too!
Younger bro is a long-term Goju-Ryu dude. I’ve never done any MA, but the Tai Chi sounds cool.
Awesome. Gojo-Ryu is a pretty rare style these days. I definitely recommend checking out a Tai Chi class. Lots of towns have a community group where class is free or extremely cheap. Just make sure they aren’t doing the Yang long form and not the Beijing form. I’m no fan of commie tai chi.
*are doing the long form.
There’s a place near me that does Chen. I need to carve out the time for it, but that’s what I’m planning on taking. I did Yang back in the day, which is fine, but I like the Chen emphasis on actually punching people in the face.
Chen is good stuff. It’s meant to be more of a complete art whereas Yang is meant to be purely internal and practiced alongside external styles. Of course, the modern world teaches us that no art is a complete art without full contact sparring (and a ground game) so Chen has some pretty big blindspots too.
The little bit of Chen that I did was a lot of fun and definitely “felt” more like a martial art than Yang.
Swimming. And Enbrel. RA here too. If those dont work try vodka.
I’m on Humira, which works well, until I recently got a light case of pneumonia.
I’d swim more if I had a convenient place to do it.
Thought about an Endless Pool, but $10K is kinda stiff.
Don’t get the pool
*looks out window at giant hot tub that has been waiting a month to be cleaned out and repaired*
Sorry to hear about the pneumonia. Have you had the pneumonia shot? My doc is on my ass about it but I am the world’s worst patient.
I did not.
Was gonna get it with the flu shot, but just never got it done.
As to the pool, we had a regular one years ago when the kids were teens, and nobody ever used it, so yeah.
Swim.
So as someone who has gotten out of shape in the last 9 months and is mid 40s, is trying CrossFit going to be an exercise in completely destroying myself? Or can you start low and slow and get going even if you are out of shape and old?
It’s possible, but if you’re even the tiniest bit competitive, you’re probably going to end up lifting too much and hurt yourself. Just callin’ it like I see it.
My suggestion would be to go into it with realistic expectations. It’s gonna suck and you will struggle at first. Be smart, if you aren’t comfortable with a movement get help or don’t do it. Work hard but don’t push yourself to the point where it’s just drudgery.
If you decide it’s for you and stick with it you’ll see results.
As Q alludes to, I’m a bit competitive. Even more so I am self-competitive/impatient. I’ve done stuff like stronglifts 5×5 and make good progress, then do too much, injure my shoulder or elbow or something by overdoing it, and then wind up setting myself back. I’m not good at self pacing and in my head I am still in my late 20s.
Maybe I need a trainer that can push me without pushing me too hard. Or I should just suck it up, get a big ole glass of soy, and go do some yoga.,
This is also an issue my wife deals with at her gym. The workout goals are designed for fit people, and no matter how many times you tell somebody to slow down and don’t worry about the goal, they end up over exerting themselves and feeling miserable. The unlucky ones puke.
Group training is hard when you’re new and competitive.
The best advice I ever heard when I started getting back into exercising regularly, particularly with strength training, is that you should look at it as practice, not as “working out”. Don’t push yourself to exhaustion, do bad reps, and be useless for the rest of the day. Stop when you can’t do another perfect rep, because the goal is to get better at the exercise, not to just make yourself tired. If you want to wear yourself out, just run around until you fall over. If you focus on perfecting your form, the strength will come, you won’t hurt yourself, and you won’t have to spend the rest of the day recovering.
This /is/ good advice. I need to lift light and focus on form instead of trying to be a he-man heavy lifter.
Q alludes
I don’t think you can get those anymore.
I’d recommend springing for the Insanity workout. Watch it while eating chips and drinking beer.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xyil4IGAvVs&t=50s
How to be a Cross fitter. I like these guys.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnjYyfkcaNI
Broscience!
I don’t know what your physical limitations are but if at all possible I’d highly encourage you start somewhere.
Now that winter has finally fucked off, I’m getting back on track with a regular workout schedule. My neck is seriously fucked up. I’m trying to rebuild a lot of atrophied muscle in my upper back and shoulders. It’s slow, but forward progress is being made.
Warty will break you.
…for fun.
Highlights from The Crossfit Games
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNvXZ7p7Z8E
so much bad form
Dude, those “deadlifts”.
Would, hell yes with Crossfit woman above. I’m unlikely to survive the encounter, but hey, gotta die of something.
I work out so that I won’t spend my last few years lying in bed, shitting myself, and waiting for someone to come clean me up.
Basic stuff; heart; lungs; big muscle groups. I always believed in cross training long before it was turned into a competitive sport.
I have some bad news for you Kinnath…you might want to sit down.
My 82 year old father says his end of life goal is to be shot in the back by a jealous husband. No lying in bed waiting for the end to come. I see some merit in his plan.
I had a great uncle who had the typical last six month of hospital visits, failing health etc. etc. Prior to that little stint though he had big, bulgy forearms well into his 80’s and could still pick up heavy objects off the ground from a full squat. He didn’t quite die with his boots on but he was fit and strong from farm work for 99.8% of his life.
I have realistic expectations of what the last 6 months might look like, but I can’t imaging spending years not being able to take care of myself.
My father plays golf about 250 times a year, that means he walks about 1,200 miles a year. He has started using a cart on the brutally hot days in July and August, but he still gets his miles in the rest of the year.
This father of yours. I am liking him.
Thanks for an interesting article! I’m looking forward to the next parts.
I’ll never be a CrossFitter for a bunch of reasons, but I really like learning the social history aspects of significant movements/pursuits.
I think you have to be at least 18. So maybe you can do it in ten years.
Sounds like you’re about due for a trade-in. Getting kind of old for you.
Yeah, I’m carefully examining her for signs of pubes. When that starts, it’s back to the playground to find the next Mrs. Candy.
What’s a membership at a box cost these days? $250 a month?
Mine’s $100 which admittedly is entirely too much. I can do it for free at work (thanks tax payers!) but I live in a city where I don’t have a huge social network so it’s a good way to meet people.
Great article. I’m looking forward to parts 2 and 3 (not a euphamism.)
OT: The piper must always eventually be paid.
https://www.engadget.com/2018/06/04/tesla-refunded-a-quarter-of-us-model-3-preorders/
I know I’m an asshole but aren’t these just coal fired, fancy golf carts? If Musk invented the electric motor I would be impressed but there is nothing revolutionary about these cars.
Did he invent a better battery? A better way to produce the power for them? Increase the range beyond what is already in existence? Wouldn’t a nice diesel car be far superior for the “goals” they are trying to reach?
(Steps out of unabomber style shack to yell at everyone.)
Why do you need to pay someone to lift things and get tired? Aren’t push ups sit ups and a little biking and doing some yard work good enough? You aren’t training for anything other than being in shape to train (thank you jerry Seinfeld)
…Goes back to yelling at clouds…
Aren’t push ups sit ups and a little biking and doing some yard work good enough?
No.
Why not?
Unless you prefer the company of men I find gyms homoerotic and full of douchebags
“CrossFit. For some the word conjures up visions of guys with man-buns doing an impossible gymnastic feat over and over again on a set of rings, or a girl in a sports bra who is THICC in all the right (or perhaps wrong) places blasting out heavy Olympic lifts in rapid succession. To many it’s a weird and masochistic form of exercising with a cultish following whose adherents refuse to shut up about it.”
Bingo bingo bingo. I live in a building next door from one of these places. What a bunch of narcissistic bro assholes. They work out and run on the sidewalk with these ultra serious “get out of my way” looks on their faces, generating enough smug to fuel a fleet of prii. I’m constantly dodging these douchebags in the summer.
Thanks for the article. I’d tried out Crossfit and really enjoyed it. The problem was coordinating it with my schedule and the box was tough to get to. Well, that and the fact that going beyond the very basics classes had me feeling like I was about to die.