So far, I have mostly talked about cooking for one without recipes. I think everyone should have a more involved dinner they can make for date night. But, even a date night dinner doesn’t need a recipe.
Let’s think about what a good date night dinner should be. First, I think it should be something special, something that shows you like your date and want to impress them. By this I mean that it should be a little unexpected and, although it is something that takes more work than normal, it should look effortless. Second, you want to spend time with your date, not cooking. That means it should be something that allows you to do the work ahead of time. I’m going to show you how to make a chicken kiev type dish.
It is much easier than it sounds, it looks impressive and you can do almost all the work and clean up before your guest arrives. A chicken kiev type dish is a pounded chicken breast wrapped around a filling, usually a flavored butter, and then breaded.
First, make the filling. Traditional chicken kiev is filled with butter, garlic and parsley. Chicken cordon bleu uses ham and cheese. You could do sauteed onions and mushrooms. This is yet another canvas for experimentation; you are limited only by your imagination. I’m going to make a pesto type filling.
Pesto is basil, garlic, pine nuts, parmesan, salt and olive oil. When I make pesto, I usually make a lot and freeze some. I put basil, chopped garlic, salt, toasted pine nuts, and parmesan in my food processor (a blender works too) and pulse it until it becomes a paste. At this point, I would normally add olive oil, but today I am going to scoop some out and mix it into softened butter.
Then, I put down some plastic wrap and spread the pesto butter on it, roll it up and put it in the freezer.
I am making a lot of the butter because I will use it in other recipes later.
You could do just enough for this dinner.
Basically, this is a compound butter. You can do this with all kinds of herbs. A pat of butter mixed with red wine and herbs is sometimes used as a topping for steak. I put the butter mix in the freezer because we need it to be frozen when we cook the chicken. That helps prevent it running out of the breast, making a mess, and leaving dry chicken behind.
Next, pound out the chicken breasts. I put two small chicken breasts between sheets of plastic wrap and pound them thin.
I have a meat mallet, but you could also use a small frying pan or sauce pan or even a rolling pin.
You want to make the chicken thin with a uniform thickness.
Get the frozen butter from the freezer, unwrap, and cut a piece for each breast. Then roll the chicken around it and secure with toothpicks. Use plenty of toothpicks – you don’t want to leave it loose and have all your filling disappear when it cooks. Don’t stick the toothpicks through the filling. That just creates holes for the filling to leak out of. At least one or two toothpicks should be pushed through as if it were a pin in a piece of cloth – or, as if you were making a stitch.
Now we are ready to bread it.
I add salt and pepper to each pan and paprika to the bread crumbs. I roll the breast in flour and shake off the excess. Dip it in a beaten egg, shake off the excess, then roll it in bread crumbs. I used panko, but you could use corn flakes, regular bread crumbs, cracker crumbs, dried potatoes, whatever. This will get messy, which is why I don’t have pictures of this process or wrapping the breasts. I didn’t want to get my phone all icky. When each one is done, I put it in a pan prepared with cooking spray.
The breasts should rest to let the coating set. No matter what cooking method you choose – deep fried, pan fried, or baked – you need to let the breaded food rest for a while. Otherwise the breading will fall off. Maybe everyone else knew this, but when I learned this, it made a huge difference in my results.
The breasts should bake at 375F for 30-40 minutes. I usually turn them about half way through. When done, the breading should be brown and crispy.
As always, use a meat thermometer. Make sure you stick it into meat (the ends) and not the filling. Food poisoning isn’t sexy. I chose to bake this because I am making it for a date night. You could deep fry or pan fry it instead, but that would require you to monitor it while it is cooking, taking time away from your date.
You can do everything but bake the breasts a few hours ahead of your date, leaving you time to clean up the kitchen. It won’t hurt the breasts to spend time in the refrigerator. You could have the oven heated and put the breasts in when your date arrives, leaving time for a glass of wine.
A dinner needs a side dish. You could serve a pretty salad or boiled potatoes. It is a date night, so keep it light. I am making roasted cauliflower because I can bake it in the same pan as the breasts. Then I only have one messy dish. I just chopped it into florets, tossed them with olive oil, salt, and pepper and put it in the same pan as the chicken. The side dish you choose should pair well with the filling. In the final picture, you can see the filling, which can be used to help season the cauliflower.
Fancy!
A date night dinner needs one more thing, a dessert. I’ll talk about that another time.
Looks good. back when i did cook i’d just slice a pocket into the breast rather than flatten them.
Thanks Tulip! Yeah, I’m a huge fan of using compound butter.
Darnit, now I want dinner.
Well, I wanted dinner before I stopped by, but that’s beside the point.
Yum! Looks like yet another recipe to try out.
Not sure about a garlic heavy dish with cauliflower as a date night meal though.
Yeah, I should have thought more carefully about that.
Pesto butter sounds great and something I had not thought of. Definitely doing that. Thanks.
“The breasts should rest to let the coating set.” How long should you wait?
About 15-20 minutes. You want the coating to be dry.
The More You Know….
Thanks for always teaching me new cooking tips Tulip
Cheers!
I did not know this and often got mixed results breading things. Thanks for the tip!
Looks good tulip. Another tip is use the same method for chicken, veal, or pork without the stuffing and roll and oven roast or fry to make schnitzel or TONKATSU. The main differences are the sides and possible sauces.
I will check out tonkatsu
Well, Now that I’ve cooled off after my first roasting in the Mississippi sun, I have to go and find food.
Good luck, Glibs.
Great article Tulip. I enjoy reading your cooking series.
I cooked for my now wife when we first started dating. She was a vegetarian at the time so I made her eggplant parmigiana with pasta. It was one of the thing that kept her interested in me after a few dates.
Cooking together has since become one of the things we do as much as possible. It turns out that she excelled at cooking vegetables, salads, sides and desserts and I at meats, proteins and starches like rice and potatoes.
I’m going to steal the pesto butter idea as well.
OT: Why would we be concerned that the FBI might be bungling investigations? Don’t question them or thier competencies.
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/06/03/fbi-agent-accidentally-fires-gun-while-dancing-at-denver-nightclub.amp.html
Ya that made the rounds earlier. What a dumb ass. Also why I don’t personally like Glocks. I assume it is a Glock since he fired it trying to pick it up. Too bad he didn’t shoot himself when he re-holstered it.
Because it never gets old
https://youtu.be/eP6UvNgbqIA
Ha. I hadn’t seen that before. Dude maintains for awhile. That had to hurt.
I have a Glock, and while it is certainly possible he has one, I don’t see an asshole discharge just from picking it up.
Now, if you want to throw in drinking and possible embarrassment?
If he picked up up with his finger on the trigger it is very possible for a drunk to discharge it.
Cops shoot themselves all the time with Glocks when they aren’t drunk. Not sure how they don’t know where their finger is but it happens often.
I own one too. Don’t pick it up by the trigger. Exercise basic trigger discipline. I don’t find that to be an unusual or onerous requirement.
The only thing I can think is that maybe he put a really light trigger on it AND put his finger on the trigger.
They should give cops DAOs.
Some animals are more equal than others. If one of the commoners did something this absolutely negligent they would have their name plastered throughout the media and be sitting in jail on multiple felonies. What is the likelihood that this asshole even gets fired, let alone out through the criminal justice system?
I missed Tulip’s salad post and wanted to share this super simple summer no dressing salad.
2 Cucumbers skinned and sliced
handful + of cheery tomatos
about 1/4 red onion halved and sliced thin
Kosher salt (about four shakes of the big jug)
1 T olive oil
1T Sumac
Let sit in fridge for a bit for the salt and sumac to do their thing and serve chilled. I was addicted to cucumber/tomato salad when I worked in Kurdistan. I had about a kilo of sumac I brought back but forgot about it for a few years in my pack. Oops. I have to order it online as we are short on middle eastern markets around these parts.
oh, slice the toms in half
That sounds tasty, and the ‘Maters are Happy!
Interesting. I have a bunch of sumac as well, will have to try that.
Excellent Tulip.
Lately I have been waking up from dreams of food. I usually wake up around 3ish and make coffee. Lately I have been making food as well. A few days ago it was black bean soup with onions and lots of bacon. The dream was so normal and vivid that when I woke up I was confused for a moment as to what happened to the pot that was just in front of me. So at 3am I went in the kitchen and made the soup. When Mrs. Suthenboy woke up the smell was killing her. She wasn’t willing to wait for lunch.
Next day was beef pot pie….beef with red wine/mushroom sauce. Then crawfish bisque. And so on.
This morning at 3am I was whipping up pizza dough. The pizza is in the oven as I write this…8 minutes to go.
My wife says she likes when I dream of food.
Mmm, beef and red wine.
3 more hours til Beef Pot Roast, and all the fixins
It’s been a while since I made pot roast. It sounds good.
And mushrooms. I didn’t have any fresh so made do with canned…used the juice to make the beef stock/red wine sauce.
Garlic. Sauted Onion. Christ, I am hungry again just talking about it.
That means you are getting old Suthen. I don’t dream about food, but the older I have gotten, my favorite hobby/weekend pass time has turned into cooking. I used to go biking or wind surfing or some shit. Fuck that, let’s perfect a BBQ sauce! I am trying to nail down the sous vide brisket so it was another brisket this weekend, and I have coconut almond banana bread in the oven We need this crawfish bisque recipe you speak of. Release the bisque.
The bisque was released when the site opened but just for you:
Make a blonde roux – Melt a half stick of butter over medium high heat and sauté half of a sweet onion finely chopped in the butter. You can sauté until the onion starts browning on the edges or just until it is soft and clear. Whisk in about 1/4 cup of white flour. Keep whisking until it is mixed homogeneously. The flour/butter mix will form a sticky ball. Don’t cook so long as to brown the flour.
Pour in 4 cups of milk and whisk vigorously until there are no flour lumps. Now add 4 chicken bouillon cubes, a teaspoon of cayenne and 2 teaspoons of granulated garlic and (very important) 1/2 to 1 capful of Zatarans liquid crab boil. Be careful with the Zatarans, a little goes a long way. Raise the heat until it comes to a boil. It is very important that you continually whisk to keep anything from sticking to the bottom and burning. Let boil for one minute while continually whisking. after one minute remove from heat to stop the boil. The boiling will cook the flour and cause it to bond to the milk. It will thicken up very quickly and there should be no raw flour taste.
Add in 1 six ounce can of crab meat juice and all…the cheap stuff not the expensive claw meat. The cheap crab meat is small and flaky. You want it to disperse evenly in the soup to add more body to the flavor and texture. Add in one pound of cooked crawfish tail meat. I usually add in half as whole tails and chop the other half into smaller pieces.
Stir thoroughly until everything is evenly mixed. Put back on low heat to keep warm until serving. You can add more milk if you need to thin it.
Make sure you have plenty of Ritz crackers on hand. After served into a bowl sprinkle a few chopped green onions on top.
That is just off of the top of my head. I am pretty sure that is everything.
It is pretty simple and only takes about 15 mins to whip up. Very delicious.
Actually I remember reading that now from early days, but never got around to making it. Copy pasted muchas gracias.
Is there any hope for this little angel?
NSFW
https://www.facebook.com/TheLiberal.ie/videos/2015051228539505/?t=0
Wow. That kid’s gonna either get himself killed by fucking with the wrong people or wind up in prison. My money’s on the former, because he’s clearly too stupid to know who he can push and who he can’t.
Yeah, one day he’s going to meet up with someone with a great deal less patience than that guy, and it’ll turn ugly quick.
I’m just thinking what I’d have done in sweatshirt’s shoes, and I don’t think I would’ve been able to keep myself from choking the kid that long.
Yeah, we’ve had the ‘NAP above all else’ conversation around here a time or two, I still say anyone would have been in the right to bitch slap that kid, especially at the end when he was cussing that lady.
That bit was another one that gave me pause. Someone would’ve been well within their rights, hell arguably the bystanders had a moral responsibility, to hand out some free parenting services to that child by way of grabbing a handful of ear and forcing him to apologize.
Should have gone something like this.
You know, the more I think about it, the more I’m convinced that kid’s a narcissistic bully. I grew up with guys who had a father who beat the hell out of them at home, and they were angry and violent, for sure, but they didn’t cry like a bitch when they got hit or knocked down. They were used to it. The kids who did that were the ones who were spoiled as hell at home, usually only children, often either no father around or a father who didn’t pay them much attention, and generally fairly well off.
I think you nailed it.
Future school shooter right there. That kid has issues.
^^^This^^^
It’s unfortunate that kid has not been taught respect at home. I’d bet that that he treats his mother like that and is allowed to get away with it. It’s probably too late for him at this point. I feel more sorry for the future girlfriend that he’s going to beat and kill because his mom wanted to be his friend and his dad didn’t want to be anything.
Oh that right there is your basic model incel in a few more years.
If there were only 1 non-Caucasian person involved in that incident that kid would have been dead. D.E.A.D.
In the words of Russell Peters, “White people need to beat their kids.”
D E D DEAD.
Wow, that dude needs to work on his pacing. He’s got a good premise, but Jeebus he took forever getting there, it’s not as funny when everyone knows where you’re going.
It’s one of his most famous routines. Everyone does know where he’s going already. I think this is the original.
It must be working for him anyway, he’s in the top 3 of highest paid comedians in the world.
The restraint those people are exercising in spite of their urges is the result of people getting arrested and charged with very serious felonies for doing the right thing…which is to beat the kid’s ass. No one wants to lose everything they have in criminal and civil court over some asshole brat that isnt their own. You can bet they all wanted to but it aint worth it.
This is why Jury Nullification is a prerequisite for a just society. You need laws against beating kids, but you also need the ability to say “in this case the asshole deserved it.”
Jury nullification…speaking of people getting their lives ruined for doing the right thing…
That looks awesome, I need to try that. I’ve done something similar a few times with a tapenade.
Ooh, tapenade would be really good!
You’re right, they really needed to tapenade that kid.
Speaking of tapenading a kid. Guess you’re allowed to fire rookies.
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/06/03/georgia-cop-fired-after-hitting-suspect-fleeing-on-foot-with-his-patrol-car.html
Date night dinner at the Casa de Animal: Chicken wings and beer.
You must be married.
Yeah, that’s my dinner menu at least once a week if not more.
I hope to god this isn’t true, but I fear it is.
I’d be shocked if that wasn’t true.
Back when I was with USPS, most hiring was done by country. A group of asians, a year later phillipinos, year after that from india.
stunning. while taking the exam, I sat across from someone who didn’t understand or read english. How he passed and got hired i’ll never know
Do you remember this little case study on fed priorities.
http://www.johnderbyshire.com/Opinions/Spoofs/fema.html
HR departments are a scourge on the planet.
And the link to the copy of this questionnaire is where?
How is that different from medical schools or anything else? Either the most qualified are being selected, or they’re not.
I want some one to come over and frost these Cupcakes, I’m getting lazy……….
That’s an interesting euphemism.
I think that might be the best one yet
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/san-diego-shooting-marathon_us_5b143c3be4b010565aace1e7
Off duty FBI agent shoots someone while dancing.
I have nothing to add.
How about the other 4 people who posted this story? all day, Hell even upthread,
Getting sloppy Bro…………
Meh, you cant keep up with all these things.
I thought it was my job to bitch about the constant reposting of the same fucking links over and over. 😉
At least Dad was actually sympathetic to my comment that a non-cop would have been arrested for it.
No, your job is Apostrophe check Ted, know your place for God’s sake!
an unintended discharge occurred
Thank God, I thought he might have accidentally pulled the trigger or something.
The TV news report that I mentioned just above actually said that the cop fired the gun.
If you were curious as to what a phased plasma rile in the 40W range would actually do:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMFep9n0izQ
So even non smokers can start wildfires from the comfort of their car. Handy.
That is a man who needs o never wear his hair like that. Ever.
London broils were buyonegetonefree at the store today, so I just got done unloading some pot roast from the pressure cooker.
Meat,
Favorite variety of onion soup mix,
taters and carrots
butter, salt, pepper
brown, apply soup mix, 30-40mins on high pressure, vent, pile in the veg/butter/salt/pep, nother 10-15min on high, vent (google for better instructions)
For those of you following along at home who DIDNT have a nap before the last step, you shouldve been cooking your roux while the veggies finished, then you’d be ready to mix in the cooker liquid and have your gravy done in a min.
*dusts off hands*
I’ve been thinking about beef wellington all weekend. Never had it, but it looks delicious.
I’m the main beef eater in my house and I’ve always wanted to do a beef Wellington, but that’s a lot of time to spend for a dinner that only I wind up eating. I’ve pretty much gotta wait till the wife’s away for work some weekend. Funny, 20 years ago I never thought I’d be making plans to step out on my wife with a roast.
#1 take all that shit and throw it in a crock pot
#2 High for 2 hours, then medium for 3 hours
#3 Drink Cobra
All that High falutin Cookery get’s in the way of drinkin’,
and I can serve anytime from right now til……
Just Say’n
They should give cops DAOs.
Five shot snubnosed Smith & Wesson .38s with the hammer spur ground off.
And no bullets unless Andy gives them one.
Thanks to egould for recommending Fannie’s Last Supper. The guy from America’s Test Kitchen recreated a meal from the Fannie farmer cookbook. They even make their own gelatin from calves’ feet. Cool.
Conjoined twins die at 21
If they had only one of each organ from the liver down, then I assume they only had one vagina? Tough to share that with two husbands.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7I118vDBRRk
I’m assuming they’d rock-paper-scissors to decide which husband went first.
Thanks for the reminder, tulip! Haven’t made this in years. I always stuffed mine with cheesy broccoli rice. It’s part of how I won my step kids over.
Cheesy broccoli rice would be good.
“It won’t hurt the breasts to spend time in the refrigerator.”
If you have a walk-in and your date is into it, why not?
THOs for the win.
+2 pencil erasers
Spoken like a man who has worked in a restaurant.
“I just chopped it into florets, tossed them with olive oil, salt, and pepper”
I often cook cauliflower the same way. Sometimes I’ll sprinkle it with curry powder. If any of you have only had steamed cauliflower, you don’t know what you are missing.
I’m lazy and drunk or I’d link to it but Chef John (I think) bakes an entire (halved?) cauliflower head, just slathered in butter (salt and pepper and probably cayenne), I did it once and really liked it.
I don’t know who Chef John is, but you can do that. It just takes longer at a lower temperature. I usually do florets at 425°F.
I’ve sliced “steaks” from the heart of the cauliflower (saved the remains for steaming) and done the olive oil & seasoning and roasted them. As for steamed cauliflower, it’s great if you have Siracha mayo.
Almost every vegetable is improved by roasting (maybe not peas).
I’d say almost every vegetable that isn’t green. Well, except green peppers. Roasted peppers are great.
And roasted brussels sprouts… roasted asparagus.
Never roasted broccoli or asparagus, but roasted brussel sprouts are good.
I was thinking roasting spinach, kale, collards, chard, etc. probably wouldn’t work.
Nah, leafy greens you fry up in bacon grease.
I guess i’m still a child. Can’t stand 99% of cooked veggies.
“Chris Rock – How not to get your ass kicked by the police!”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj0mtxXEGE8
He couldn’t do that today.