After last week’s choc-a-bloc and interesting sky, this week has decided that it’s revealed quite enough thank you and is being uncommunicative. Celestial infinity, what can you do? For example, it puts Mercury (change) in Taurus (stability). This is obviously bullshit, and it’s a sign of how honest the Glibastrology staff is at this fine periodical. A charlatan would try and use the alternate reading of Mercury to predict news about cattle futures, or McDonald’s announcing a sale or something. I am not that charlatan.
Last week we had that awesome double opposition that was keeping relationships on an even keel. It’s completely fallen apart, though we still have a kinda-sorta-technically-an-alignment-but-a-really-crappy-one (known as a KSTAABARCO* in the astrology biz (not really)) of Mars-Venus-Saturn retrograde, so it’s offering some protection for your relationship if you tell your SO that they look particularly fat today, but not very much.
BARCO Alignment, it’s not just for planets!
In fact, whatever feeble protection that BARCO** alignment gives is more than offset by by the alignment with us of both Mercury and Luna, the two most instability-bringing influences there are. Shit’s gonna change yo.
Now having said all of that, there is one day that you might be able to get away with a little something… Memorial Day. Ironically enough for a day dedicated to remembering, there is a Jupiter-Moon conjunction (in Scorpio!) that bodes well for concealing misbehavior. However, the long-term risks of such misbehavior will not be mitigated; there is increased risk for contracting venereal disease this week, so wrap that rascal!
In addition to the ongoing good fishing, this week is good for hunting. Get out there, kill something, and eat it! Particularly effective calibers will be 0.22, 0.44, .30-30 and .303. There isn’t much about cartridge size, though with the Sun in Gemini, magnums are favored.
As for star-related music, here’s the greatest band of the 20th century deciding they need to sound more like Muse and writing a song about the universe fucking itself:
*I think I’m going to start using the acronym BARCO. It has potential.
**See?
In fact, whatever feeble protection that BARCO** alignment gives is more than offset by by the alignment with us of both Mercury and Luna….
What if we don’t drive a Mercury or a Luna? I have a Ford.
Sometimes it ain’t enough to narrow my gaze….so I call upon Mr. Perry Mason, Esq.
I am not that charlatan.
Awesome
It is difficult to wink with a monocle in.
Jane’s Addiction. You are the man. Love Tahitian Moon.
Somehow “Trees” gets thought of as the libertarian anthem, but really 1% should take that title imo.
I guess though that they are somewhat different flavors of libertarianism.
Thete a half dozen Rush songs I would rank above Trees for l8bertarianism.
i have no idea how the 8 got in there.
Better late-bertarianism than never-bertarianism.
OT:
Would.
Follow up
Would hard
It does work better that way.
That’s a nice little firecracker. Rubbing their faces in a ridiculous rule. Cheers to that.
OT, but the stars lined up for this guy. A merchant ship sails into Charleston during the lead up to the bombardment of Ft. Sumpter. He doesn’t have a clue that the South is a little testy towards the US at the time. They fire on him. He raises the Stars and Stripes so they wouldn’t think he was the enemy. They continue to fire on him so he goes and hangs the flag on the mast to make sure they had see it. The continue to fire, but lucky for him they miss. I love Forest Gump historical characters like this. Nice little podcast on the bombardment.
What I got out of this is that I need to go buy a .44 magnum and not tell my wife about it.
If you do it on Memorial day, you’ll be more likely to get away with it.
All Glibs should have an .88 magnum
Double barreled 2-boreor GTFO
I was thinking punt gun before I clicked.
Easy to say when you plink with .308.
I remember the good old days of $0.18/rnd delivered for South African .308, I still have a couple of cases I keep for the L1A1. I shoot much more 7.62×39 now.
Judges say… “still manly!”
I am still kicking myself for not buying more 8×57 when the Balkan war ended. They dumped millions of rounds on the market. One 70 round bandoleer for $1.35. I bought 25 bandoleers. I should have gotten ten times that many.
7.62×39 is my jam, because I’ve got a Norinco SKS that I enjoy shooting. As soon as my C&R gets processed I’ll probably pick up an old Yugo SKS if I can find one in good condition for not too much; don’t know why, but I love the SKS.
No, no. You need to buy me a .44 magnum and not tell your wife about it.
I thought you just walked over to Indiana and picked up one that’s lying around over there?
But why put myself out when I can have AlmightyJB enact my labor?
oops
aaackk https://www.taurususa.com/product-details.cfm?id=208&category=Revolver
That’s pretty.
I’m all for friends with benefits but that’s taking it a little too far:)
Gitchoself a .460 Mag instead.
https://www.smith-wesson.com/firearms/model-460v-revolver-5
I got me one a couple of weeks ago and I lurve it.
Wuh?
Sad
Then stop killing children, already.
Good Lord, she is getting roasted in the comments.
Spit roasted?
*golf clap*
That was a different movie. This was a cop/college girl fantasy flick.
Needs moar cameltoe.
“So apparently you were gonna kill people if you had that gun any longer. Criminals and people that think alot about killing other people should definitely disarm themselves so you did the right thing. I’m not a criminal and don’t plan on killing anybody so I’m gonna keep my guns.”
Nice.
Best meme reply. Couldn’t put it better myself.
So, what should I do since I can’t hunt, kill something, and eat it, because it is in opposition to my GlibFit plant-based goal?
And, we need to talk about opening a business together, Not Adahn. With your astrology skills and my Reiki Master credential, we can’t miss!
…by chance are watching “Sneaky Pete” on Netflix? 🙂
I had an idea that I mentioned to Riven along these lines…
No. Should I be?
sooo not safe for work
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0mCBocFE4g&has_verified=1
How about coming up with a better GlibFit goal?
We were all thinking it.
Don’t let your veggie status prevent you from the thrill of stalking, anticipating, and finally taking your dinner! Some famous gun vloggers exclusively hunt vegetables. For example Matt Carricker (who is a veterinarian) only hunts veggies, usually melons. In Texas, the watermelon hunting season is long, and there’s no bag limit.
She went on in some detail about how the city’s artificially-maintained taxi monopoly has hoodwinked thousands of hard-working immigrants into dropping their life savings on medallions over the years, only to find out that city sold them a lemon.
Just kidding! It’s all Uber’s fault.
Somewhat more plausible than multiple suicide shots to the back of the head, but not by much.
.22? Time for a whistle pig hunt!
We dont have those. What would you do with one?
Vector control. They’re small, tailless ground squirrels. There are millions of them here and on top of carrying the plague, they destroy fields and pastures with their dens.
I thought that was another name for groundhog or woodchuck.
That is true. When you go hiking in whistle pig country here, you can here them whistling warnings about 100’ around you as you walk. It’s nonstop.
Aquarius. The only sight that matters to humanity. The rest are just fillers.
It must said and repeated.
It is now said. Be well and carry on.
There’s some great comments.
https://mobile.twitter.com/EmileeRose/status/1000176393752334336?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fpjmedia.com%2Ftrending%2Fpublix-abandons-free-speech-after-parkland-rage-a-holic-david-hogg-throws-in-store-tantrum%2F&tfw_site=PJMedia_com
If any one of those fuckers kept my mother from getting her Publix roast chicken, shootings are gonna start. Well, maybe start with “accidental” stomping.
As God is my witness, if some idiot millennial inconveniences me even slightly in the course of minding my own business and taking care of errands, I will hang a foot so far up that man-child’s ass he’ll taste shoe polish.
“Rebecca Kenny
Rebecca Kenny
@rebkenny
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May 25
Replying to @EmileeRose and @davidhogg111
I’m curious if the woman shopping for fruit would have still stepped over these protesters if her child had been gunned down in a school shooting. Would her perspective remain the same afterwards? Same question applies to guy examining grapes in tiny single-use plastic container”
lol wut?
So they can ‘peacefully protest’ but customers are not free to peacefully shop?
“b??swax
@realmissbeeswax
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14h
So you would have been cheering the violence against Civil Rights protesters, because any protest that’s an inconvenience, or done in public, well. Obviously the protesters are just asking for abuse, and you’re in favor of dishing it out.
These kids are fighting for their lives. ”
Fighting for their lives in a….grocery store.
Lord me the stupidity on Twitter.
It is what they always do…twist words and meanings. How exactly are they fighting for civil rights? Without recognition of people’s right to own the means of their own defense we would have things like journalists arrested for taking forbidden photos in public places or jokesters tossed in prison – we would have no civil rights. They are literally campaigning to curtail civil rights but in the alternate world of the progressive up is always down.
I don’t understand why they’re not being arrested for trespassing.
YOU WANT TO ARREST CHILDREN FIGHTING FOR THEIR LIVES?!?!
Rhywun. I must question your humanity.
Oh, I see, of course if you’ve got the “I virtue-signal about my hatred of guns” it probably came in the same package as the “I show my deep concern for Gaia by disliking plastic, especially if it isn’t going to be reused”. FFS, I can’t take these people even a little bit seriously when they actively mimic their own worst stereotypes.
I hope everyone’s holiday weekend is going well. I decided to bring home a growler of Benjamin Danklin from Fat Head’s, and am getting ready to head up to the taste of summer festival here in Cleveland (where the drink selection appears to favor my girlfriend over me).
The Mia Khalifa tweet is bullshit. She has a 12g a pump? I bet she has never fired it. It sure as hell isnt worth any $1500. Pure signaling phony baloney shit. I think a lot of these types have no concern for principle, practical outcomes or the merits and demerits of different sides of an issue. It is about their personal popularity. It is a juvenile attitude.
Notice in the Kent State chick’s tweet. One of the replies is ‘look at you surrounded by all of your friends’ or something to that effect is supposed to be a cutting response. I dont think Kent chick is there to make friends. When you are an adult you dont care how many friends you have, only what kinds of people your friends are. I dont think people like the critic understand that. What is that? Insecurity? I would hate to see the demise of our inalienable rights and the inevitable collapse of the greatest nation in the history of the world because too many people are afraid to change their own diaper.
Shit’s gonna change yo.
I’ll keep my fingers crossed.