Open Links – Get yer OT on

Actually, there is no OT. Here is your big chance to paste away, narrowed gaze and admonishment free.

So, what’s the word, commentariat?

Comments

396 responses to “Open Links – Get yer OT on”

  1. SoberPhobic

    OT can we get real links?

    1. STEVE_SMITH

      STEVE SMITH THINK YOU FUNNY. HIM RAPE YOU LAST…MAYBE.

      OH…STEVE SMITH HEAR SWEETEST SOUND IN FOREST! “I THINK WE SHOULD TURN BACK” “NO, WE ARE NOT LOST!” “LETS STOP UP HERE FOR A REST.” STEVE SMITH GO GIVE LOST HIKERS REST AREA. BY GIVE REST AREA, MEAN RAPE.

      1. SoberPhobic

        Deathtongue

          1. DEG

            YEAH! Billy and the Boingers!

            I used to have that album insert. I have no idea when or how I lost it.

  2. Is ZARDOZ OK?

    1. Word is he is working on another advice column bit.

    2. ZARDOZ

      ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CONCERNED CHOSEN ONE. ZARDOZ IS PULLING DOWN SOME SWEET TIME AND HALF RIGHT NOW…LOOKING AT DOUBLE TIME TOMORROW! IT APPEARS THE BRUTALS IN THE GRAIN FIELDS HAVE PRODUCED BUMPER CROPS FOR A NUMBER OF HARVESTS….AND ZARDOZ HAS TO HAUL MUCH OF THE RESULTING BEANS AND CORN. ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.

      1. commodious spittoon

        LOOKING AT DOUBLE TIME TOMORROW!

        Q links?

  3. Count Potato
    1. SoberPhobic

      #8

    2. Rhywun

      “Humor”

      O… K.

      1. Winston

        1, 4, and 5 seem like something the New Yorker would actually think is appropriate.

        1. Rhywun

          Yeah, I was having a hard time deciding if this was poking fun at themselves or if it was actually what they think. Probably a little of both.

          1. Winston

            2, 3, 7 certainly seem to be parodic. Not sure about the Vonnegut/Wallace one.

          2. It’s been sad to watch one of my best friends from college (who used to be a hard drinking dudebro) actually try to adopt this lifestyle since marrying an emasculating feminazi.

          3. Rhywun

            You’re not me, are you? I have one of those too.

    3. He’s an ultrabeta?

    4. “He laughs calmly when called a cuck”

      But what does he do when he walks in on his wife being double teamed by the unemployed 20-something down the street and the mailman?

      1. J. Frank Parnell

        He exits the room quietly and gently masturbates while mentally applauding her independence.

        1. dontreadonme

          Why wouldn’t the masturbation be ‘vigorous’?

          1. Too masculine and, thus, toxic.

          2. commodious spittoon

            Languid.

          3. Festus

            ^^^ Winner. “Tennessee Williams” style langour would also be acceptable.

    5. “He never makes references to David Foster Wallace.”

      IOW, he’s an uncultured failure.

      1. Winston

        I know this is supposed to humorous but what is so woke about Vonnegut and not-woke about Wallace?

      2. Chipwooder

        Did I miss something? Why has Wallace been getting run down by the SJW crowd lately?

        1. He is logical and unorthodox. That’s enough to get him unpersoned and have his books burned.

    6. straffinrun

      4. He opens doors for women at work, but they’re metaphorical doors, like the ones that lead to promotions.

      She spreads her legs, but they’re the literal legs, like the ones that lead to erections.

      1. westernsloper

        It has to be done…..

        https://youtu.be/XzBGyHCIKpA?t=3m3s

        1. straffinrun

          Fittingly, Blocked in your country.

          1. westernsloper

            The Japs won’t let you see the most paused on scene in cinematic history? Not cool. Or is it youtube that is blocking Sharon Stones snatch from the Japs? We need an international snatch treaty. It was probably part of TPP but Trump fucked that up.

          2. straffinrun

            The craziest thing is that the NBA blocks highlights here all the time. Yahoo sports is worthless for NBA coverage as every video is restricted.

          3. DiegoF

            It makes it feel like a small world to know that somewhere, scattered around the globe (but likely brought together by the Internet nowadays) there is a community of people for whom the most paused-on scene in cinematic history is the part where Rodney Dangerfield does the armpit farts on the diving board in Back to School.

          4. westernsloper

            I don’t know why, but I watched that movie a few weeks ago. I don’t know of a bad Dangerfield movie. Or can’t remember.

          5. DiegoF

            I like to think of The Karate Kid as essentially a prequel to Back To School, with Pat Morita hopelessly miscast in what was supposed to be Dangerfield’s part.

          6. Rhywun

            Newman is in that movie?! (never seen it)

          7. DiegoF

            You’re kidding me! Not even that scene? Not even enough to know Newman was in it? I thought this was a generational universal!

          8. Rhywun

            I’ve seen stills of… that… many times. Never watched the movie.

      2. C. Anacreon

        She spreads her legs, but they’re the literal legs, like the ones that lead to erections.

        And as historically, that frequently leads to her getting promotions as well.

    7. straffinrun

      How about some signs that he’s a Glib?

    8. DiegoF

      Only seen the tote bag thing so far but it reminded me of an early 90s SNL skit.

      It’s a PBS Afterschool Special in which a shy teenage virgin begins a sweet flirty relationship with the school hunk, is very mildly pressured to put out on an upcoming date, has a talk with Dad who says “your body your decision, make sure it’s yours and you’re ready”–and in the end isn’t ready and (no surprise to us viewers!) eventually wins the patient understanding and if anything even greater respect from the hunk, who really is a sweet kid. (In fact, he’s a virgin too!)

      Only, they do eventually do it after that. And get this, the shy teen virgin is a boy!!! And Dad just treats this as a normal thing, even palming the kid a condom after their sex and responsibility talk.

      And that’s it. That–apart from a little laugh line about Dad himself having had a crush on Tab Hunter back in the day–is the joke, the absurdist exaggeration. That PBS is so ridiculously out there that they would actually air this, and as something to show teens themselves! Crazy PBS!

      Anyway, Phil Hartman interrupts with a pledge drive:

      Hello. I’m Edward Osgood, Programming Director of WNET New York. The program you’ve been watching–Sex and Peer Pressure at Valley High–was made possible by a generous grant from the National Endowment for the Arts. But without your contributions, PBS can’t can’t continue to produce this and other fine programs. Programs like Nude Black Man Today, The Fidel Castro 60th Birthday Gala, and our award-winning 12-part History of Police Brutality, hosted by Ice-T.

      Government funding, through your tax dollars, isn’t enough. It’s barely $600 million. So, please call and pledge more money, operators are standing by. And, if you’re pledging $30 or more, specify whether you’d like the Robert Mapplethorpe Tote Bag, or the Abortion Yes! Umbrella! We now return to Sex and Peer Pressure at Valley High.

  4. Everyone knows tits are always on topic.

    http://archive.is/JEitv

    Stick around late enough after the kiddies go to bed and maybe I can be talked into more titty lynx.

    1. straffinrun

      Never go OWMC, Q.

        1. straffinrun

          I’m honored. *Bows deeply, repeats*

    2. Count Potato

      You should put them in a brothel and call it, “The Would Store”.

      1. C. Anacreon

        LOL

    3. Trigger Hippie

      1,21,22,81

      1. Ditto on 81. Yowza.

    4. Spudalicious

      Nice lineup. 5, 6 and 12 are special. I think 29 would hurt me.

    5. DEG

      #1 looks a lot like a bartender at a place I sometimes stop in.

  5. Count Potato

    “Is rap the most important music since 1960? Scientists say they have proof”

    https://www.cnn.com/2015/05/06/tech/pop-music-study-hip-hop-the-beatles/index.html

    Science, yo.

    1. Any rap post-2004 is utter garbage.

    2. Count Potato

      “That’s not an opinion, it’s fact — backed up by hard data, says a team of researchers from two London universities.”

      http://rsos.royalsocietypublishing.org/content/2/5/150081

    3. Rhywun

      I’ve heard of a conclusion in search of a proof but holy hell.

    4. Stinky Wizzleteats

      Dr. Flavor Flav approves.

    5. J. Frank Parnell

      Wow, I didn’t realize Blondie was so influential.

  6. westernsloper

    So, what’s the word, commentariat?
    http://www.dictionary.com/wordoftheday/
    I honestly did not know that word. The shit I learn here has no end….

    1. That’s a new one for me too.

      1. BakedPenguin

        It comes from laterite, the name for the reddish clay soil bricks are baked from. /former geology minor.

        1. westernsloper

          Q instructs us more in the pec region rather than the lat region hence our ignorance. So, Mr smarty pants geology minor, what does peceritious mean?

          1. BakedPenguin

            It comes from pectorite, which is the sand on a beach which winds up on some women’s tits.

          2. westernsloper

            Pectorite is my new favorite word.

        2. C. Anacreon

          It’s in that one song,
          “Lateritious,
          And delicious.
          I’ll never dance with another…”

  7. Count Potato

    “TOTALITARIAN IN NYC: De Blasio Issues ‘Cultural Plan’ Linking Museum Funding To Skin Color

    On Friday, New York Mayor Bill De Blasio – who suggested today that the presence of The New York Post was harmful to his horribly-governed city – announced a “cultural plan” for New York. According to The New York Times, De Blasio looks to “link future funding for museums and arts groups to diversity of their employees and board members.”

    So, no longer will public dollars merely go to artists based on the alleged quality of their work. Now De Blasio will explicitly link those dollars to the skin color and sexual orientation of the artists.”

    https://www.dailywire.com/news/31110/totalitarian-nyc-de-blasio-issues-cultural-plan-ben-shapiro

    1. Bill de Commieo.

    2. Winston

      You Know Who Else had cultural plans?

      1. Count Potato

        Isaac Carasso?

      2. Alexander Fleming?

      3. Suthenboy

        Everyone who ever performed a pap smear?

        1. westernsloper

          10 points for bringing a gynecological reference from morning lynx into late lynx.

      4. Trigger Hippie

        George Alan O’Dowd?

    3. Rhywun

      *raises hand*

      Can we just not give any of my tax dollars to museums and other propaganda outfits?

        1. Rhywun

          Ah, fun times. I remember all the right-thinking people being oh-so embarrassed by that unsophisticate Giuliani.

          On 1 November, federal judge Nina Gershon ordered the City not only to restore the funding that was denied to the Museum

          Astonishing. They have a right to my money, I guess.

          1. Winston

            DeBlasio is A TOP MAN of course unlike Guiliani…

          2. DiegoF

            Haven’t looked into it since hearing it on the news as it happened but probably the right decision. You can’t say, remove the Piss Christ or else, and then pull the funding. That’s blatantly not content-neutral and has got a chilling effect. It’s a gray area for when funding pulling is “related” to content; a legislature is probably going to be given more benefit of the doubt than an executive, especially a loudmouthed one who blew any shot he’d have had at looking legit. But it’s a real thing, and a call that has to be made. As well as simply being the only morally legitimate thing to do, the libertarian solution again solves all problems easily–it’s an easy solution to all this simply to make the government footprint as small as possible–but on whatever the government does concern itself with, it needs to not muzzle free expression from private parties according to ideological content. It’s still an important principle, even to the highly circumscribed government aegis of a minarchist state.

      1. J. Frank Parnell

        omg why do you hate art?

    4. Suthenboy

      I suspect that may be successfully challenged.

      1. Winston

        By whom and what judge will approve?

    5. Oh, that won’t get litigated…no siree!

    6. mikey

      Guess they’ll need something like this.
      https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Datei%3AFelix_von_Luschan_Skin_Color_chart.svg?wprov=sfla1
      How high a number do you have to have before you can get exhibited?

      what about sexual orientation? Do you have to prove it with an evaluation committee?

      1. DiegoF

        Who the fuck is #2? I think you need a physician more than a racial hygiene award for some of these. Or a coroner, frankly.

        1. BakedPenguin

          A libertarian taking colloidal silver?

          1. DiegoF

            Ha! Colloidal silver is for suckers though. Laetrile is the only treatment you need to escape the AMA junk science monopoly racket.

          2. BakedPenguin

            Don’t forget urine therapy.

      2. Trigger Hippie

        I’ve been doing a lot of outdoor ladder work this Spring so I’d say on that scale I’m at 15 and 24. With absolutely no shading in between.

      3. Nephilium
      4. The colors must be wrong on my tablet because I don’t look like any of those colors.

  8. Count Potato

    “Robert DeNiro says he is banning Trump from his restaurants

    Robert De Niro, a frequent critic of President Trump who has been playing special counsel Robert Mueller on “Saturday Night Live,” talked Tuesday about how he’d like to bar the president from eating at his Nobu restaurant chain.

    The Daily Mail reported that De Niro, a co-founder of the Nobu restaurant and hotel chain, insisted that he would not let Trump eat in his restaurants, and that he would leave any other eatery where the president entered.

    “If he walked into a restaurant I was in, I’d walk out,” De Niro said.”

    http://thehill.com/blogs/in-the-know/388945-robert-deniro-says-he-is-banning-trump-from-his-restaurants

    1. Perhaps he should be forced to bake Trump a cake?

      1. westernsloper

        The biggest cake. A cake in the shape of a wall. With a golden door. The best cake.

    2. Winston

      I wonder how consistent his support of freedom of association is…

    3. Suthenboy

      DeNiro seems to have a burning, irrational hatred for Trump. Anyone know why he is so deranged?

      1. Winston

        He really got into Travis Bickle?

      2. westernsloper

        I would bet there is some inside info few know there. I bet Trump banged his wife or something. Or the hat spit on him back when he was using. The hat using, not Deniro.

        1. Suthenboy

          Thats what I am thinking. The guy grinds his teeth and spits and froths at the mouth and makes violent threats….it doesnt seem rational. It’s beyond ordinary TDS and that’s saying something.

        2. Heroic Mulatto

          I don’t think Trump is that much into Black women.

          1. Heroic Mulatto

            There is only one way to find out.

          2. westernsloper

            I bet he would be if he could piss off Deniro probably because Deniro has never liked him kind of like most of the rest of the country. I am sticking with Trump banged his wife.

      3. Rhywun

        I don’t get it either. It’s not like he needs to impress anybody with how “woke” he thinks he is. He’s Robert DiNiro, he can do whatever the fuck he wants.

    4. That’s not really a good look for Bobby D, I think. Lacking a personal relationship with the man, his seemingly deep and personal dislike combined with his eagerness to signal makes him look a little unhinged. Of course, that’s true for a lot of the people in hysterics over Trump. Personally, I find it tedious as hell. It reminds me a little of the birther shit, except that since the mainstream media is in the bag for the Democratic Party machine, there’s a lot more exposure to TDS than there was to birtherism.

      1. Suthenboy

        I am really finding it tiresome. I can just listen to crazy people rant for so long. I figured they would be over it by now but they seem to be working themselves further into a frenzy.

        1. Stinky Wizzleteats

          Wait until he fires Mueller. Hoo boy!

        2. C. Anacreon

          I think every time Trump does something positive — gets results in the economy, the Norks, or gets a Venezuelan prisoner home, it just infuriates them more and reinvigorates their lather. Because dammit, the guy is incompetent, evil and mentally ill, why does he keep doing things that work out?

    5. dontreadonme

      Love Nobu. Will never go back again. Fuck you De Niro.

    6. Spudalicious

      Yeah, cuz Trump is a raw fish eating machine.

      It’s tragic that DeNiro couldn’t Hide his douchebaggery.

    7. Gustave Lytton

      “If he walked into a restaurant I was in, I’d walk out,” De Niro said.”

      Never walk into a place you don’t know how to walk out of?

  9. Count Potato

    “Is cockroach milk back as a superfood trend?”

    https://www.cbsnews.com/news/cockroach-milk-superfood-trend-entomilk/

    No, it is not.

    1. Suthenboy

      I dont get these people who want everyone else to eat something they find disgusting. It’s a fucking bug. If you want to know how good roaches and black crickets are as a food source try using them for fish bait sometime. Let me know how many fish you catch. Maggots also, try them and see if you get a bite.

      1. straffinrun

        Gunma or some rural place like that eat sauteed grasshoppers with soy sauce. They also eat bee larva. That’s one bridge over the river Kwai too far for me. Pass.

        1. Suthenboy

          I like red meat from ungulates. I like rice. Potatoes. Chicken and especially that magical animal the pig.
          I dont eat bugs. Well, mudbugs but thats it.

          A while back someone was telling me how to prepare turnips so they tasted like potatoes.
          “Why would I do that? I have potatoes.”

        2. Heroic Mulatto

          Fried and salted grasshoppers are an A-tier level bar food.

          I will duel any man who says otherwise.

          1. J. Frank Parnell

            In fairness, you could fry and salt anything and make a good bar food.

          2. Heroic Mulatto

            Exactly!

            Another delightful thing I discovered in Bangkok was fried duck bill.

          3. straffinrun

            Pretty much they eat the whole thing, eh.

          4. Timeloose

            I’ve been to Gumna it didn’t seem too crazy with eating bugs. There was only a few restaurants however.

          5. straffinrun

            Don’t know why I thought Gunma. Fake news. Guess it’s because I just went camping there.

          6. Timeloose

            I’ll be around that province some time later this summer likely Late July.

          7. straffinrun

            Let me know if you’re around Kanto and want to get a drink. (Prefecture. /Pedant off.)

          8. Gustave Lytton

            There’s a shop near Nippori selling some of those if I remember correctly. The photo is kind of crappy because I was trying to take it without causing my wife upset.

            https://imgur.com/a/kIpCeOG

          9. straffinrun

            “Nutritious sautee”. Lol. Still rather eat those than the konbu they’re selling.

          10. Timeloose

            I’ll see where I end up staying. Probably near closest Shinkansen station to Gunma.

  10. straffinrun

    OT? OK. My 9 year old daughter and I watched Ben Stiller’s Starsky and Hutch last night. This morning my wife made pancakes for us and asked the kid, “What would you like to drink, Honey?” “Orange Juice. DO IT.” I love my kid.

    1. DiegoF

      I never saw that so don’t get the line. is it actually good?

      1. straffinrun

        Not bad. Something to watch with the kid. This cracked me up.

      2. Stinky Wizzleteats

        Damn good movie, better than Godfather II but not quite up there with I.

    2. What is that in Japanese?

      1. straffinrun

        She can only watch TV if it’s in English. But I suppose it’d be something like, “Yatte!”

        1. straffinrun

          *Don’t try it. Doesn’t translate.

        2. Heroic Mulatto

          There are two kinds of people in this world.

          Yatte people and Yatta people.

          1. westernsloper

            What about us Hinoi people?

            (this is what happens when you follow all of HM’s links. You get recommended stuff like this)

  11. Count Potato

    “I’m not even joking. If Trump announced that he was building giant Sentinel robots to target people of color, would you even be surprised? I wouldn’t. This is the timeline we’re in.”

    https://twitter.com/Spacekatgal/status/1000398180448694272

    Storm hardest hit.

    1. westernsloper

      She is running for Congress? I am going to follow that crazy person. Pure gold there.

    2. The replies largely restore my faith in humanity.

    3. Suthenboy

      I thought she was the batshit crazy that went to jail for assaulting wrongthinkers.

      1. Suthenboy

        Nope. Wrong one. I am sure that tweet will do wonders for her campaign.

        1. C. Anacreon

          Apparently she is also campaigning on ‘having been a Gamergate target’.

    4. “All democrats need to do to win is not be crazy.

      And yet…..”

  12. Count Potato

    “The arguments journos are using against the public are word for word the same arguments despots use against democracy”

    https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1000464215440703488

  13. Count Potato

    “[Redacted] Arrested for [Redacted] Outside [Redacted]: Leeds Crown Court Issues Media Ban”

    http://www.breitbart.com/london/2018/05/26/redacted-arrested-for-redacted-outside-redacted-leeds-crown-court-issues-media-ban/

    Well, at least they put it back up?

        1. Stinky Wizzleteats

          If they aren’t careful they really will end up with a new Oswald Moseley. If you deny a large portion of the country a legal outlet to express opinions and air grievances the results are always, and I mean always, disastrous.

          1. Gustave Lytton

            I’m pretty sure Mosley is running things already in the UK.

        2. DiegoF

          Reminds me of something I read Johnny Rotten recounting, about the days after the Pistols released “God Save the Queen.” I like grown-up Rotten; and it is one of my favorite punk anecdotes:

          Chris Thomas and I were in the Pegasus, just around the corner from Wessex Studios, and as we left, we were attacked in the car park by a gang of knife-wielding yobs, who were chanting, “We love our Queen, you bastard!” Normally I’d say they were National Front, but a third of them were black.

          1. Congratulations Diego, you’re an alt-right Nazi fascist.

    1. Suthenboy

      They are not still pretending to be not full-on USSR, are they? Arrest a guy for taking pictures in public then ban the media from reporting on it. Throw people in jail for telling a joke. Throw people out of the country for having opinions. Turn a blind eye to pedophelic rape gangs.

      Incredible.

    2. What’s happening in the UK is really frightening.

      1. Suthenboy

        No shit. Using history as my guide if I were there I would be planning my escape.

      2. See reply below.

      3. Rhywun

        It’s like looking into the future.

  14. RAHeinlein

    Posted without comment:

    A disabled Yemeni girl, whose exclusion from the U.S. was questioned by Supreme Court justices reviewing the Trump administration’s travel ban, arrived Saturday in New York for resettlement.

    After denying her application in January, the U.S. Embassy in Djibouti reversed course and issued visas Wednesday allowing 10-year-old Shaema Alomari and her family to immigrate to the U.S., her father, Nageeb Alomari, said in a telephone interview.

    Shaema was born with cerebral palsy, a disorder that leaves her unable to walk, talk or feed herself, Mr. Alomari said. “When she is in pain, she just cries and can’t tell what is wrong with her,” he said.

    https://www.wsj.com/articles/disabled-yemeni-child-cited-in-supreme-court-review-of-travel-ban-gains-entry-to-u-s-1527349776

    1. straffinrun

      The way the US media, from my perspective anyways, ignores what is happening in Yemen is an utter disgrace. Obama arms the Saudis to the teeth and they use those weapons to pound civilians into dust. Crickets.

      1. Suthenboy

        In the thread further back on the Brianna Wu tweet one of the replies said that Bush made the drones and Rand Paul wants to use them in this country. No mention of Obama.

        1. Stinky Wizzleteats

          Rand Paul wants to what in the where now?

          1. Suthenboy

            The claim is that rand paul wants to use drones on us soil. I dont know if that is true or what possible use they might be put to. Killer robots to target POC no doubt in their minds.

            No mention of Obama using drones to double tap weddings dissembling the bodies of young children and rescue workers.

            All projection, all of the time.

          2. DiegoF

            In 2013 he stated that he’d be willing to use drones in an immanent threat situation, like where a cop would be justified in killing the suspect. That’s what he said, make of it what you will.

          3. Floridaman

            As opposed to the current situation where they use drones for any and all occasions.

          4. DiegoF

            Yes. He specifically said he was opposed to that. That over and above his overseas opposition, of course.

  15. J. Frank Parnell

    So, what’s the word, commentariat?

    Don’t you know?

    1. DiegoF

      I do have a soft spot for that song. But why did I get an ad for the upcoming Teen Vogue summit featuring Hillary Clinton and Maxine Waters? Good Lord, Google Analytics, what do you think of me?

      1. J. Frank Parnell

        Apparently they think you want to hear Hillary Clinton and Maxine Waters discussing anal sex.

        1. Spudalicious

          I foresee a serious fight over who gets to be the dude.

      2. Suthenboy

        That sounds like a nightmare. Clinton should keep jumping left off of the cliff and continue spouting her crazy. Maxine too.

        Blue wave, my ass.

  16. Spudalicious

    Wow. Way to phone it in, SS.

    1. Well, I tried to get STEVE SMITH, SEA SMITH or ZARDOZ to do some nightly links….but nuthin’. About the only response I was going to get was:

      1. Breet Pharara

        Oh…My…God

        Swiss Servator…SS. Steve Smith…SS. Sea Smith…SS.

        The Nazis had an SS

        (((Old Man With Candy))). It’s all related. Wake up people, this really is a secret Nazi website. Or maybe I’m drunk…

        1. CPRM

          Secret?

      2. CPRM

        I see nothing about the lamentations of the women; fake.

  17. RE: Tommy Robinson.

    Fuck the protesting, start burning that shit down. Literally time for bloodshed when the State tries and imprisons someone in a secret court for taking pictures then forbids people from talking about it.

    This is that moment Solzhenitsyn was talking about. The one where you still have the opportunity to nip it in the bud before everyone ends up in death camps.

    1. Heroic Mulatto

      Yet, this is nothing new. The Founders didn’t pull the ideas for the 4th, 5th, 6th, etc. Amendments out of their asses; they were reactions to the shit they actually experienced as British colonial subjects post-Seven Years’ War.

      1. Suthenboy

        This cant be over emphasized. They had experience with totalitarians and all of the issues we are dealing with today. The constitution is built on a pretty solid foundation of experience yet its foes today portray it as arbitrary to belittle its importance, something it most certainly is not.

        1. straffinrun

          Gross what they did in the UK, but try handing out nullification flyers outside some courthouses in the US and you’ll see being authoritarians isn’t unique to the UK.

          1. DEG

            Yep. The charges were dismissed, but remember the process is the punishment.

          2. Suthenboy

            Those efforts failed. If we really want to win we would hav to hit it harder and a fair number of people willing to go to jail.

    2. Suthenboy

      You are exactly right, but they wont. They are over run with useful idiots who cant think straight and cant see it coming. That is the whole purpose of cultural marxism – to create helpless idiots and destroy useful institutions.They are doomed. Except for the blue enclaves the people here still mostly have their heads on straight. maybe now that we are getting another good example of where this leads the efforts here will lessen.

      1. Bob

        We’re importing people who don’t give a shit about the Constitution, we’re just a few years behind England. Texas will flip blue in 15 years and then the Presidency will be a one party game.

    3. straffinrun

      If he gets whacked in prison, I bet you see some “vigilante” justice on the streets. The court/govt must know the fire they are playing with and want that reaction.

    4. westernsloper

      Are we that far behind? We have secret courts that issue warrants to spy on people and a Justice department that routinely ruins peoples lives and then walks away without ever charging them. The last administration leaked over and over names of people who had committed no crime but much of the media insinuates crimes where committed because the people are on the other team. One of the things the Trump presidency has done for me is open my eyes more to how goddamned evil federal prosecutors can be because the people I listen to in part of my bubble are actually dissing them now rather than praising them like they always do with their thin blue line horseshit.

      1. Bob

        No we’re not far behind, the second amendment will likely be “reinterpreted” in the not too distant future.

    5. dontreadonme

      If that judge isn’t disbarred (and perhaps jailed) tomorrow, the UK should revolt. If not, they are done. So sad. Churchill rolls.

    6. Raven Nation

      SLD first: the law he was arrested under is stupid.

      But, devil’s advocate: he was filming accused but not yet convicted people which is a crime in the UK. He’d been arrested once for that and was serving a suspended sentence the terms of which he violated.

  18. mikey

    Rowan & Martin’s Laugh In is on Prime. I’m old enough to have watched it when it was first released. At the time is was totally rad and far out and I loved it. I watched to first show tonight while cooking dinner to see how it holds up.

    I’ve seen a ton of the shows and they had a tremendous effect on subsequent TV shows so there’s no way it could still seem radical, but in some ways they couldn’t do the show today. What we would now call sexism was rampant with the men in tuxes and the women in bikinis and mini skirts (even if the bikinis had enough fabric to make several modern ones). Dick Marin’s drunk routines sure wouldn’t make it, never mind a humerous Nazi (verrry interresting).

    One of the things that made the show so rad was it’s fast pace. By current standards it actually dragged and an hour was too long.

    It did get a few laughs out of me though even if I knew all the gags and,
    +1 Judy Carne
    +2 Barbara Feldon

    1. C. Anacreon

      It’s a mod, mod world.

    2. Rhywun

      Sock it to me!

      That’s all I remember from infrequent repeats in the 70s. But the goings-on you describe remind me of Benny Hill, a show I saw a lot more of and which also couldn’t be made today.

      1. Rhywun

        Hell, a lot of Monty Python couldn’t be made today, either.

        1. DiegoF

          Technically speaking much of it would get you arrested in the UK.

      2. Gustave Lytton

        Darn your quick fingers! What I was going to post.

      3. straffinrun

        Benny Hill was the only way to see tits on TV. Why was he exempt from that rule?

        1. DiegoF

          Did you see it on PBS? Otherwise, the reason the Brits saw it is because they’ve always been far more chill about toplessness, putting it casually everywhere, even though they only legalized porn during the late Blair Government. (Matter of fact, the topless girls in the Sun and other newspapers used to be introduced to the readership clothed before they were legal to appear topless, with a countdown until they would reveal themselves on their birthday. Their sixteenth birthday. The law changed only in the 2000s.)

    3. DiegoF

      What about Chris Kattan’s Gay Hitler?

  19. Nephilium

    Difficult question, tomorrow is supposed to be the first sunny weekend day that I’m free in the past several months. So what do I get growlers of tomorrow?

    1. Spudalicious

      Start with the Starlight Lager, transition to the Trailhead Pale Ale and hurt yourself at the end with the Bone Head Imperial Red IPA.

    2. Yusef drives a Kia

      Bonehead or the BlueBerry looked nice from here…

    3. J. Frank Parnell

      How many growlers are you getting and how many people are helping you drink these?

      I’d go with Trail Head and Black Knight. Maybe the Bone Head or Black Muddy River if I was sharing.

      1. Nephilium

        I’m planning on biking up there, so there’s a maximum of two growlers that I can carry. As for drinking them, it will just be me.

  20. Winston

    Every time I start to think that maybe the anti-immigrant, anti-Muslim types are overreacting I read about what is going on in the UK, Sweden and Germany and realize that the situation must be much worse than I can imagine…yikes

    Also this is Tory Britain. What would Corbyn do?

    1. Stinky Wizzleteats

      We’ll find just that out before too long and it won’t look good.

  21. https://www.menshealth.com/sex-women/a20884371/polyamory-open-relationships/

    “6) Ask yourself why you’re feeling jealous.

    See if there are other reasons you’re feeling less secure. Maybe you think your partner isn’t supporting you during a rough patch at work.”

    No, I’m pretty sure that I’m jealous because she’s taking more sausage than a drunk Packer’s fan.

  22. Stinky Wizzleteats

    A little old but it’s never too late to hate on Michael Bloomberg.

    Bloomberg discusses using behavior modification through taxation of the poor:

    https://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2018/05/24/bloomberg_regressive_taxes_on_the_poor_a_good_thing.html

    1. He and Soros both need to hurry up and die.

    2. Rhywun

      Sigh. I was just having fond memories of Bloomberg after the mentions of Deblasio above and now this. Hey, remember that Giuliani fella? I sure miss him.

    3. DiegoF

      This kind of honesty will hurt him exactly nothing, of course, for the same reason that saying his purpose was to disarm young black men did not. His base–the technocratic centrists like him–does not actually think any differently. What is slightly more remarkable is that, even while keeping the centrists’ firm support, the Left has swung so far in favor of this kind of thing that they not only support it but seem to have forgotten all their reasons for animosity toward him. But what is utterly baffling is that the actual poor and blacks seem to have forgotten it. In inner cities all over the country they are represented by politicians who favor such reactionary measures and they fully support them! Sin taxes, plastic bag taxes, etc. pass with huge margins in Oakland for example! And most inner city politicians everywhere are fully on board.

      How blacks have come to be so unflinchingly allied with MIke Bloomberg and his self-described plans to disarm them, is an utter mystery. But it’s what you do now.

    1. DiegoF

      I initially didn’t see the “Valley” in the video name. I don’t know if I’m interested now.

  23. straffinrun

    If you’re going to commit a crime in the UK, go big and get as much media coverage as possible. The jury pool would be contaminated and they may through it out.

    1. straffinrun

      throw threw thrown. Repeats to self.

        1. straffinrun

          That Emerson’s friend?

      1. DiegoF

        Also it’s lie/lay/lain, lay/laid/laid. How many people use the “lain,” even among those who get the lie-lay lexical distinction right?

        1. C. Anacreon

          I lain lotsa chix.

      2. westernsloper

        They are Poms so it is througn with the unnecessary “u” followed by a “g” in lew of a w. lough lou lew? fuckit.

    1. DEG

      WTF?

  24. The Late P Brooks

    “Seven Signs That Your Man’s Masculinity Is Nontoxic”

    If her boyfriend is a eunuch, she’ll know, won’t she?

    1. No way for her to tell when she’s pegging him.

    2. DiegoF

      How transphobic. Not all boyfriends have testicles to hand over; what are they to do?

      1. Yusef drives a Kia

        Oh Man!

      2. DEG

        Not bad

      3. DiegoF

        *applause*

  25. DiegoF

    Hey, I kind of like the New Yorker piece. And it is all the more New Yorkerish for being rather more out of touch than it imagines itself to be. (And also, not particularly funny when you think about it. Also very New Yorker.) Many signs of that, but my favorite is the final panel. “He does not have a Twitter account.” And the illustration it uses is a black dude, which everyone knows is the only kind of male (besides progressive journalists) who is allowed to use Twitter.

  26. The Late P Brooks

    Bloomberg discusses using behavior modification through taxation of the poor:

    Was that before or after he said them niggers shouldn’t be allowed to have guns?

  27. Gustave Lytton
  28. The Late P Brooks

    Hier

    The links Loesch tweeted out point to a speech Bloomberg gave at the Aspen Institute in February 2015, where according to The Aspen Times Bloomberg said that “police should seize guns from male minorities between ages 15 and 25.”

    “These kids think they’re going to get killed anyway because all their friends are getting killed,” said Bloomberg. “So they just don’t have any longterm focus or anything. It’s a joke to have a gun. It’s a joke to pull a trigger.”

    Bloomberg also stated the need to “throw them up against the wall and frisk them” and that in New York City “we put all the cops in the minority neighborhoods.”

    “That’s where all the crime is,” Bloomberg said.

    But Trump is a racist.

    1. Stinky Wizzleteats

      His methods may be unsound, sure, but his heart is in the right place.

  29. J. Frank Parnell

    I don’t mean to risk causing a Jordan Peterson overload here, but this is kinda crazy in a nonpolitical way.

    tldr: He and his daughter have some crazy autoimmune disorder and have apparently reversed all the symptoms by switching to a meat-only diet.

    1. I. B. McGinty

      Daughter – would.

      1. Gustave Lytton

        For a post-pregnancy, she sure is flatchested.

    2. CPRM

      Just like my sister who was cured by whatever ailed for a year when gluten was bad then that wasn’t a fad anymore, so now not eating red meat cures all ills?

    3. DiegoF

      I remember him talking about his weird health theories. Feels funny to see a guy mixing that and the Jungian stuff in with mainstream psychology, even the best-researched aspects of mainstream psychology (not all are)–all with the same air of complete confidence. I suppose there are worse gurus a young person could have.

    4. westernsloper

      Mikhaila enjoys alcohol. However, once she changed to an LCHF diet, she realised that alcohol affected her mood.

      Ya, me too. It makes me happy. I know I would be able to lose the last twenty pounds if I quite the sex in the canoe beer but I see little benefit for the loss of enjoyment. I don’t plan on taking any underwear selfies. Unless I get that drunk of course. Then they are going right to the submissions tab at the top of the page.

      1. *sets fire to in-box*

  30. Count Potato

    This is a long video of the Tommy Robinson protest.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXRmDO5DYGo

    Looks like https://twitter.com/AlizeeYeezy is on the dais.

  31. Winston

    Fun Fact: there was a time when Hollywood fellating of the Democrats was even more blatant than it is now:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bC1mabrcIOc

  32. Breet Pharara

    So any British lawyers (is it solicitors). Whats the legality of covering the protests against the thing you can’t legally cover? I mean, that’s a big loophole, or else a lot of people on twitter are going to get their doors busted down.

    1. CPRM

      British lawyers (is it solicitors)

      My Most respected Lord General of Her Queen’s Rightfully and Just Laws of the Commonwealth, I believe is the shorthand.

      1. Breet Pharara

        I gave up with British titles when I learned about the Shadow Chancellor of the Exchequer.

        1. westernsloper

          Chancellor of the wut?

          1. CPRM

            If I remember right (I’m not going to cheat and look it up) exchequer is somewhat like a treasurer; and a chancellor is in charge of that, and shadow means it’s the party not in power basically having their own out of power person doing the same job to double check the ruling party.

            Some one check, did I get any of that right?

          2. J. Frank Parnell

            No, actually it’s the bloke in charge of getting the spotted dick.

          3. Gustave Lytton

            I wish I had some spotted dick and custard right now.

  33. commodious spittoon

    Assassin’s Creed franchise is 2/3 off on Steam this weekend. Are any of them worthwhile? I played one, maybe the first one, years ago, and found it mystifying and unfun.

    1. Breet Pharara

      The pirate one is a blast. Less Assassin’s Creed and more just a swashbuckling adventure. Other one’s suck.

      1. commodious spittoon

        Worth shelling out another ten bucks for the gold edition? I feel like I barely touched any of Witcher 3’s DLCs.

        1. CPRM

          I’ve never played any of the DLC; but the ones for Black Flag had me close after playing the game, but I’m just too poor to justify the expense.

        2. Breet Pharara

          *fires up Uplay for the first time in years*

          Let’s see. Doesn’t look like I bought any of the DLC, so no clue.

        3. Pan Zagloba

          In-game ones are pretty cool optional content.

          You also get an Aveline story, but it is short and doesn’t do much if you didn’t play Liberation.

          Freedom Cry looks cool, but I never played it for some reason. The lead in that one is pretty cool in the main game, and an idea of runaway slave coming back to do a reckoning is fairly compelling.

          Also, Witcher 3 DLC is great, try it. Heart of Stone in particular really made me happy – I consider writing in that one to be a notch above W3, and that ‘s damn high praise.

          1. Breet Pharara

            This guy gets it, and is more elegant explains it better than my “the other ones suck”, so listen to him.

            Yeah I though Heart of Stone was really good and well worth the time and money. I didn’t like Blood and Wine as much, but that might be because I needed a break and didn’t touch the game for a while, and when I came back wasn’t as into it.

    2. CPRM

      I enjoyed them all immensely until Unity. 4 was the most, lets say, addictive.

      1. Juvenile Bluster

        Everything until Unity is great, and Origins is great.

    3. Definitely. I never finished the first one because I found it boring, honestly, but I’ve played every other one. Like CPRM says, Unity was a neat idea but it’s buggy as hell and not very fun. The one after that, in Victorian London, is better, but still not that great IMHO. Origins is excellent, the Pirate one was unbelievably addictive, and the colonial US one, which got somewhat mixed reviews, was pretty entertaining I thought.

      The Ezio games are the best, for my money, and they’re AC2, AC Brotherhood, and AC Revelations. Buy those, definitely, and then if you’ve got to pick one other I’d get AC4: Black Flag, then Rogue (which ties in to Black Flag’s plot). Basically, you can’t go wrong with any of them but the more recent ones, barring Origins, aren’t as enjoyable, I think.

      1. CPRM

        The Ezio games also add that libertarian directive, profit! But, Ahem there were 2.5 pirate games, as that is part of 3, all of 4 and most or Rogue. I just started Syndicate, I wait till the games are below $20. So I haven’t played Origins.

        1. Oh yeah, I forgot there was the ship bit in 3.

    4. Nephilium

      I picked them all up when they were part of a Humble Bundle.

    5. Pan Zagloba

      Black Flag, as everyone pointed out, is awesome fun. I’ll be the one to speak for the writing – ‘present day’ segments are a glorious sendup of modern game development process, and the period parts contain an excellent character arc about hubris, stubbornness and price paid to gain what you think you want. And fuck it, they managed to make Blackbeard a sympathetic character. They kept references to previous games light, so I didn’t mind not catching them first time around

      I’ve watched 1-3 and they’re mediocre (1, 3), OK but stupid (2, Brotherhood) or absolute vile propaganda that should be eradicated created by Secret Nazis (Revelation).
      Er, that last might be just me.

      Actually, 3 might be of more interest to Americans, if you want to see a Quebecois writer bitch about the English and Americans equally, though.

      1. Count Potato

        Black Flag was awesome. I caught them later, with Henry Rollins on vocals, and they were great. Greg Ginn is a crazy fucking guitarist.

    6. Disclaimer I am a fan of the series.

      Of the lot, Syndicate is a low point. It stands as the only installment I could not finish. Not for reasons of difficulty, but I quit when there was a mission to defend Marx.

  34. BakedPenguin

    Sargon had a livestream about Tommy Robinson earlier today. I’ll let anyone who wants to listen judge for themselves.

    Note: the video is very long, but only about the first hour and a half is about Robinson.

    1. CPRM

      Hour and a half? I can’t make it more than 5 minutes into any of drivel I’ve seen linked.

    2. DiegoF

      Sargon…the video is very long

      We live in ever more shocking times. Next you’ll tell me it’s not stupid, but not nearly as smart as he thinks it is.

      1. DiegoF

        And yeah, yeah, I should talk. In b4 all y’all.

      2. Stinky Wizzleteats

        Sargon’s pretty smart but he ain’t no Tariq Nasheed.

          1. DiegoF

            A man with a fascinating journey!

            I don’t think I heard a single thing that remotely sounded like rapping on any of those tracks. I think that shit would get rejected by Cornel West for inclusion in his spoken word album. I do think his whole life is a troll. I think he’s got to be at least somewhat in on it. Then again, who isn’t a “smart” to some degree nowadays, no matter how dumb? Doesn’t take a “Constitutional Advocate, MLK Conservative,” that’s for sure.

          2. Count Potato

            That’s the question.

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnKKQOMI5I4

            I’m leaning towards black Alex Zones.

          3. Stinky Wizzleteats

            His early work was a bit too raw for me, I prefer the erudite sophistication of his later stuff. I mean, “Wash Yo Ass” was a fine song and all but the smooth groove of “Mink Slide” just beats it hands down.

          4. DiegoF

            Let us refresh ourself with a much finer-quality exhortation to better hygiene.

          5. Count Potato

            Damn. Kisara Vera is pretty.

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxbDeaM7Vis

          6. Stinky Wizzleteats

            I wish her many strong-jawed children.

      3. BakedPenguin

        Look guys, I’m just putting it out there as info, and even if you’re interested, you’re obviously not required to listen to the whole video.

        Would you prefer less information and fewer viewpoints?

        I am NOT saying I agree with Sargon, just that he has a different viewpoint, from a UK perspective.

        1. J. Frank Parnell

          So what you’re saying is, if we were all lobsters you would force us to watch 10-hour Sargon videos until we agreed with them?

          1. CPRM

            Lobster girl haz sad.

        2. Stinky Wizzleteats

          I like his stuff. He’s a bit longwinded but that’s what the fastforward button is for.

          1. DiegoF

            There is no such button on Youtube. You must be pressing the “advance to next video” button. And I agree, it would be most useful when watching Sargon videos.

          2. Stinky Wizzleteats

            Roku

          3. BakedPenguin

            Fuck, dude. I agree the guy is nowhere near the be-all-end-all. He does do fairly decent research and documentation, though. What specific issues do you have with him? Other than finding him boring, what specific flaws?

          4. DiegoF

            I think you may be reading too much into everyone dragging him here. He’s none too bright, he’s smug, he’s a conspiracy theorist, he is cringe, he takes himself way the fuck too seriously and has a comically delusionally big head, and he’s boring. These aren’t the worst flaws in the world. I’m glad he exists, and I think he played an important role, especially in the past (his time is somewhat done, but thus is the fate of true pioneers).

            I also think it’s interesting that the alt-right hoi polloi utterly loathe him. Like they are obsessed with him, like they are obsessed with few other than the Jews. I think it’s because (1) he represents an unapologetic, un P.C. liberal(ish) civic-nationalism as an appealing, anti-SJW “militant” option for white youth, which is their greatest nightmare. And (2) his flaws–his delusional cringey self-importance–makes him an easy target of contempt at the same time, as it does for so many other people.

            Sargon actually came to the TOS comment section a day after a HnR piece about him had occasioned a discussion. He thanked everyone, and even briefly alluded to some of the shit I had been talking about him! And I think that was cool.

            Overall I don’t think anyone here really gives much of a shit about Sargon. That is why they aren’t riding him at length with much more than a few silly jokes. They don’t really dislike him at all. Even I give him much less thought than this would suggest. I’m just long-winded. Like Sargon.

            I can see where you’re coming from. Maybe pointing out some of the highlights would have helped more people listen to the video. But people are probably no less averse to listening to it than any other video of that length suggested by anyone; they’re just throwing in some silly Sargon jokes just for shits and giggles. They’re not throwing it back in your face or nothing, needless to say!

    3. Count Potato

      His videos take so much time geologists can’t understand it.

    4. Bob

      Could he be charged for “reporting” it?

  35. DiegoF

    In interesting death penalty news, Dianne Feinstein is now against it. (Kamala Harris says her “career was marked by fierce opposition to the death penalty,” which is what she apparently calls consistent support for it.) And the Republican governor of Illinois is trying to reinstate it (it was a Republican governor of Illinois–now in prison of course–who unexpectedly began the nationwide trend against it by declaring a moratorium almost 20 years ago) by horsetrading with Democrats for even tougher gun control than they’d been pushing for.

    1. CPRM

      Unlike a lot of libertarians, I’m not completely against the death penalty, but I think it should have a much higher standard of evidence than imprisonment.

      1. Breet Pharara

        I’m not against it on moral ground, purely on practical ones. That higher standard will never exist, so it’s just not worth it IMO.

      2. Juvenile Bluster

        I don’t care how high you set the standard of proof. I don’t trust the government not to fuck up (whether negligently or purposely) the manufacture of that proof.

        See the number of people released from prison who were convicted to a degree of absolute scientific assurance that turned out to be bullshit (hair matching, bite mark, arson investigations)

        1. commodious spittoon

          The spate of lab technicians being outed as frauds or horribly negligent was… concerning.

        2. westernsloper

          +1 eye witness testimony.

          I am against the death penalty because people fuck up and or are mendacious cunts.

      3. Count Potato

        I’m against the death penalty. If murder is illegal. Then it is for everyone. Including the State.

        1. DiegoF

          Isn’t kidnapping illegal?

          1. Count Potato

            Fair point, I guess. But death is irreversible.

    2. Lachowsky

      The state is not competent enough to administer the death penalty.

      1. Suthenboy

        This ^^^
        The reason for the Illinois moratorium in the first place was because with better DNA testing they discovered they had executed 11 innocent men. It should have stopped nationwide that day never to be reinstated.

        1. Stinky Wizzleteats

          Is that right? Damn…

        2. commodious spittoon

          Eleven innocent men, or men who should have been found not guilty, given the quality of evidence?

          Also pretty aggravating.

          1. Stinky Wizzleteats

            A sad story, it won’t happen but that guy should get a commutation.

          2. westernsloper

            He’s going to prison. To finish out a 35-year term for selling crack to an informant in the 90’s.

            Twenty bucks a cop sold him the crack to sell to the informant.

            As far as I know, (from research I did for speech class back when I was under the delusion I wanted a college degree in the late 90’s) only one person has been put to death in TX that was later found to be innocent. Numerous people have been sentenced to death to be later released from death row after being proven innocent.

          3. commodious spittoon

            It’s not so much the procedural objection to the thing that offends me. It’s the pretense that this man, who had so much to lose, having been released and found a niche for himself, might recriminate and put himself in exactly the position that his persecutors eventually put him in, that’s what offends me.

      2. DiegoF

        The state is not competent enough to administer any aspect of the justice system, or any other of even its legitimate (i.e. essential) tasks except external defense (which it does far too expensively and inefficiently of course). I’ll agree the death penalty is rather higher stakes, and of course cannot be commuted partially (as imprisonment can) upon a mistake being discovered. Those are important considerations. I just don’t think they carry the day.

    3. DiegoF

      For those unfamiliar, Dianne Feinstein–whose only consistent ideology appears to be authoritarianism–has spent her entire political career bragging about how much she loves the death penalty. I don’t think the Hutu Ministry of Propaganda hyped the virtues of death on the radio more than this lady did.

    1. straffinrun

      This shit is getting way to meta for me.

    2. Breet Pharara

      wood not…not even with your dick.

    3. I. B. McGinty

      I’m not sure what to make of the Publix thing. On one hand, I disagree with Publix about giving in to his demands and discontinuing their campaign donations. On the other hand I think if you want to get the donations from PACs out of politics get rid of the incentive. Publix donates the money expecting something in return.

      1. commodious spittoon

        WTF IS A PUBLIX!?

        Sincerely, a southwesterner

        1. CPRM

          OMWC talks about his mom loving Publix chicken; but man I miss Von’s day old chicken.

        2. DiegoF

          It’s a Southeastern supermarket chain. I think they might have invented the supermarket, or maybe that was Piggly-Wiggly, the other one they have down there.

          “Yonder’s the Piggly-Wiggly, Miss Daisy”
          –God

          In any case they do not call their pharmacy section PUBIX so I want nothing to do with them.

        3. westernsloper

          The only place I have seen a Publix is in FL. It is a supermarket. Like City Market or Safeway.

          1. commodious spittoon

            I saw a HEB in Texas and thought, Jeez, that seems a little antisemitic.

          2. westernsloper

            Ya me too. Then I shopped at one and thought, “Damn the Jews know how to run a grocery”. I love HEB.

      2. CPRM

        Good point U. B. McGinty.

      3. Count Potato

        Publix also withdrew their support for leftist causes at the same time.

        1. DiegoF

          What leftists were they supporting?

          1. DiegoF

            LOL Kashuv is the one who is really winning, for real. He is like the Jordan Peterson of children.

            Also I personally will trade Planned Parenthood divestment for some Florida Republican asshole any day. I don’t even know who the fuck that guy was.

          2. I. B. McGinty

            Someone replied to @TheBigGlibowski in the comments. Is that someone here?

          3. westernsloper

            I don’t think so. Looks like the Glibowski is a big Dem activist from his twit page. Not that there might not be some of those here. I do know some here are incognito twits but they are more liberty/small gov minded and not more state control like that prick.

    4. MikeS

      His Twitter bio:

      I work to create peace, hope and positive change for every woman, man and child of our country.

      Isn’t he soooo dreamy? *swoon*

      1. CPRM

        My twitter bio says I’m co-creator of The Hat and The Hair cartoons, doesn’t make it true.

        *slaps the orphans who do the writing and animating because I don’t have enough subscribers*

  36. Lachowsky

    Fuck me
    Worked 12 hours today. Came home and found I had the parts I ordered for my mower sitting in my carport. I rebuilt the deck, tested it and everything is good. Now it’s 10 and I’m fucking wore out. I got tomorrow off to mow everything around here and then back to it monday.

    1. Raven Nation

      Better man than I am. It was 97 here today so I didn’t leave the house. I probably worked 6-7 hours but that was reading and grading – not the heavy-duty work you due.

      Plus, my wife’s travel got delayed so instead of flying in tonight it’s going to be Monday lunch time. Damnit.

      1. CPRM

        When Lach leaves work and it’s 97 outside that’s like air conditioning.

        1. Lachowsky

          There’s some truth to that. I have come down off of the melt cranes where the temp is in the 130’s to the furnace floor where it’s in the 100’s and gotten cold chills. It’s strange.

          1. CPRM

            The three years I lived in Las Vegas none of my cars had AC, so I’d turn the heat on when I was in the car so it would feel cool when I got out. (Then when I’d come back north to visit a day later I’d be able to take the trash out without a shirt in 30 degree weather, human bodies adapt quickly)

          2. commodious spittoon

            I am a heavy sweater and a nervous sweater. Flop sweating when I’m asked to do something. But also excessive overcompensating sweating in hot weather. I think I’d die in your world. I’d probably just disappear one day, and nobody would know why I walked off the job, but the truth is I sweated myself dry and then briefly combusted like a ball of newspaper in the fireplace.

          3. CPRM

            Hopefully it’s a dry heat in the facility, or otherwise, damn I can’t get past 80 up in this wet heat without sweat dripping in my eyes and blinding me; I’d walk into a smelter on accident my first day if that were the case.

          4. commodious spittoon

            Christ, you’d hope. I like living in New Mexico for that reason. Anywhere humid would be hell. I visited New York to help a friend move, and after carrying several boxes from her apartment to UPS up the block, I had soaked my shirt through. My shirt had reached its sponge capacity and was starting to drip.

    2. I sure as heck hope your employers are compensating you well, and value your high work rate.

  37. Pan Zagloba

    Yet another Jordan Peterson hit piece (seriously, what the fuck is with journos?) as Toronto Star, the newspaper that thinks is NYT but ends up as a more retarded Guardian gets in on the action with a fresh angle.

    I was Jordan Peterson’s strongest supporter. Now I think he’s dangerous

    In the end, I am writing this because of his extraordinary rise in visibility, the nature of his growing following and a concern that his ambitions might venture from stardom back to his long-standing interest in politics. I am writing this from a place of sadness and from a sense of responsibility to the public good to tell what I know about who Jordan is, having seen him up close, as a colleague and friend, and having examined up close his political actions at the University of Toronto, allegedly in defence of free speech. When he soared into the stratosphere he became peculiarly unknowable. There is something about the dazzle of the limelight that makes it hard to see him clearly. But people continue to be who they are even in the blinding overexposure of success. I have known Jordan Peterson for 20 years, and people had better know more about who he is.

    There is reason to be concerned.

    So it’s finally reached the Struggle Session stage, where we’ll drag people to personally denounce Peterson until…what? He breaks down in tears and begs the Party’s forgiveness?

    1. CPRM

      They’ll put a rat in his face cage.

      1. DiegoF

        As long as it’s not BEES. NOT the BEES!

        1. CPRM

          You’ll lean to love Big Brother in due time.

        2. DiegoF

          The fact that these two masterpieces were never combined is one of the greatest crimes in the history of English literature.

          1. CPRM

            And I’ll form The Head!

          2. Not Adahn

            Swing energy machete

    2. DiegoF

      Oh, yawn. I really did have high hopes for this one; it started out so promising. In the end it probably was the best profile of Peterson written so far, which is a low fucking bar indeed, but failed. Yawn. He is butthurt about his transdaughter. The quest to dig up something compelling about Jordan Peterson lives another day.

      1. Pan Zagloba

        Following his opposition to Bill C-16, Jordan again sought to establish himself as a “warrior” and attacked identity politics and political correctness as threats to free speech. He characterized them as left-wing conspiracies rooted in a “murderous” ideology — Marxism. Calling Marxism, a respectable political and philosophical tradition, “murderous” conflates it with the perversion of those ideas in Stalinist Russia and elsewhere where they were. That is like calling Christianity a murderous ideology because of the blood that was shed in its name during the Inquisition, the Crusades and the great wars of Europe. That is ridiculous.

        The man reaches the nadir of Stupid and only rates a “meh”? I blame Derpetologist for desensitizing us over the years.

        1. DiegoF

          You know you’re right; I didn’t see that, which is preposterous if quite familiiar at this point. I assure you I was not meh’ing your derp contribution. It was some fine derp. I was unclear. I was speacking not of its inherent derpiiness, of appreciation for it on that basis, but on its (straight) merits as a Peterson analysis. It started out by promising, which I actually believed for a bit because it seemed engaging enough, that we would see some juicy dirt on Peterson. Instead we learned almost nothing. There was nonsense like this, and we learned Peterson is an unspeakable monster because he doesn’t believe in some fictitious emergent “gender” concept and the author’s son is a transwoman so that is a very ugly thing to say. The dirt on Peterson is what is disappointing, is what is yawn, not its delusion on how it believes it has it.

    3. Stinky Wizzleteats

      “I was Jordan Peterson’s strongest supporter. Now I think he’s dangerous”

      Must be Canada’s version of “I’m a gun owner but here’s why I think the NRA are terrorists.”

      1. Breet Pharara

        “I was a Libertarian, but now see that Ayn Rand was a sociopathic bitch.”

        1. DiegoF

          –90% of the libertarians who made her acquaintance at some point

        2. BakedPenguin

          Funny how you seldom see “I was a communist until I saw that….”

          Lenin was a psychopath
          Stalin was a psychopath
          Mao was a psychopath
          Castro was a psychopath (and a near billionaire, btw)
          etc., etc

          1. J. Frank Parnell

            Those were State Capitalists, not Real Communists. Duh.

          2. BakedPenguin

            They’ll get it right the next time. Also, what do you have in your trunk, sir?

          3. J. Frank Parnell

            Junk.

          4. BakedPenguin

            Sorry, dude, I was playing on your avatar. I was hoping for “oh,you don’t want to look in there.”

            BTW, greatest movie ever.

          5. J. Frank Parnell

            Damn it! Been drinking so I didn’t catch that.

  38. Trigger Hippie

    On hand this evening: Grey Goose, freshly squeezed orange juice, Purple Urkle in the bowl, Seasons 5-6 of Red vs Blue on NetFlix playing on the television and an otherwise empty house. Later, I may get hungry and make an omelet fried on salted butter with black pepper, shaved parmesan and diced wild green onions. I’m one exciting motherfucker.

    1. DiegoF

      “Purple Urkel” does not even rhyme. Unless it’s supposed to evoke Urkel getting so high his face turns purple.

      OJ is better with rum.

      1. commodious spittoon

        You’ve blown my mind, friend. I can’t decide whether you’re a savant or a gustatory terrorist.

      2. Trigger Hippie

        Rum and I don’t get along. One day I’ll tell you of the evening I lost my eyebrows because of rum. Those fuckers take months to fully grow back.

      3. Trigger Hippie

        It’s a weed strain, man. Don’t expect a great deal of creativity or consistency out of the names at this point. There’s just too many. For example, earlier I vaped a liquid concentrate called Wedding Cake that tasted like peaches. It was nice but the flavor and name had no connection as far as I can tell. Maybe my taste buds can’t pick up the subtlety of the flavors. My palette is for shit.

    2. CPRM

      I used to drink the cheapest swill vodka there was, and for my birthday my friends bought me a bottle of Grey Goose. I never finished it and went back to the swill. Eeech. Still gets my gag reflex.

      1. Trigger Hippie

        Really? My problem with Grey Goose is that I can barely taste it at all in a screwdriver, thus knocking way too many back far too quickly.

        1. Stinky Wizzleteats

          Give Sobieski a shot, 21 bucks/1.75 litres and really good.

          1. slumbrew

            Sobieski is indeed a solid choice.

          2. commodious spittoon

            Sounds… Russian.

            Say, friend, what’s your Twitter handle?

          3. slumbrew

            Russian!? *a legion of Poles start sharpening their knives*

          4. commodious spittoon

            Anything east of *does quick google search* …Europe… sounds Russian.

          5. Stinky Wizzleteats

            VladimirPutinIsTheShit
            @RussiaToday

          6. DiegoF

            Actually, I thought it sounded Ukrainian.

            (Not really. I just wanted to get the Poles riled up again.)

          7. DiegoF

            LOL don’t even tell the Poles they are Eastern Europeans. They consider themselves Central European slavs, thank you very much. Sophisticated, cosmopolitan folk lIke the Czechs, Wends, Slovenes, etc.

          8. Pan Zagloba

            Jesus Fuck, man.

            Sobieski should be one Pole everyone knows.

            (OK, maybe Pulaski instead for Americans)

          9. slumbrew

            Sobieski should be one Pole everyone knows.

            I think her kooky poems threw everyone off.

          10. DiegoF

            Plenty of other candidates! Walesa, JP2, Pilsudski, Marie Curie, Copernicus, Chopin, etc. all household names. They’re an accomplished people! Albeit one whose history (along with Ireland’s, Scandinavia’s, and all of Eastern Europe but Russia’s is for some reason incredibly neglected in all the European history survey courses.

          11. DiegoF

            I am not a vodka man but my choice for best vodka for the buck is definitely Luksusowa. Quite cheap and it is the vodka I most enjoy drinking straight, which is my favorite way of drinking vodka. Beautiful velvety mouthfeel. I would not use it as a mixer, certainly for not anything fruity, though.

          12. Stinky Wizzleteats

            Good choice

          13. Trigger Hippie

            Hmm…I just may do that. I honestly can’t recall the last time I drank Sobieski. Many years, too be sure(giggle,…sorry).

        2. slumbrew

          That’s my issue with Tito’s – so smooth I easily overdo it (drinking Tito’s and soda now).

          1. Trigger Hippie

            I’ve repeatedly seen here many people mention Tito’s but for some reason I never run across it in the liquor stores I frequent.

          2. slumbrew

            That’s shocking – they have 7% of the vodka share in the US, it should be easy to find at this point.

    3. commodious spittoon

      That old Halo machinima series is on Netflix?!

      1. commodious spittoon

        Jesus, no kidding. I used to watch it back in high school. That was more fingers on my hands than I can count with years ago.

        1. CPRM

          It was my little brother who got all into Halo and RVB, but I still get emails from Roosterteeth for some reason. I never cared for Halo, as I abhor most PFS games, but I still did some LAN parties.

        2. Trigger Hippie

          Heh, I was already out of high school for a few years and didn’t discover it until season 4 or 5 I think. I enjoyed it for the most part though I thought the two project freelancer back story seasons took themselves a little too seriously. Overall it’s a fun, silly little show that I can have on in the background and get an occasional chuckle out of. Caboose’s childlike innocence, stupidity, and tendency to kill his own teammates is a favorite.

          1. slumbrew

            I haven’t watched it in many years yet sometimes I have hear in my head, “Goddammit, Caboose!”

  39. Yusef drives a Kia

    Monaco,Indy, Coke 600. Longest racing day of the Year, going to be…. fun? I hope so
    Mike Rowe, good stuff,
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q490iOW_-Lg

    1. Stinky Wizzleteats

      Rowe/Paul 2020 or, you know, flip it.

    2. KSuellington

      Yup, yup. I always enjoy watching F1 Monaco and Indy. If you have never seen the documentary “Senna”, it is well worth a watch.

  40. commodious spittoon

    Following up rewatching The Langoliers last week, I’m watching Storm of the Century tonight. Last week was cringy campy, but this is pretty creepy. I remember Langoliers as horrifying, not because of the razor-tooth CG monsters, but more because some psycho stuck a knife in the blind girl. And also the Aussie guy gets disappeared because he’s awake when they travel through the time rip.

    Storm of the Century has that element everyone loves about King: it’s human, it makes fodder of all of our flaws. It was horrifying because this villain knew how to press all the right buttons to get what he wants. He’s not interested in ruling over you as subjects. He wants you to lord it over your fellows, and in the end make him a god of the desolate wilderness you made of yourselves. Andre Linoge isn’t just some creep who knows your secrets, he’s a creep who happily makes your secrets public.

  41. CPRM

    Well, that was sad. I went down to the local bar given recent developments. I was already 12 deep, had another 3 there and was saddened by the how drunk the few people who were there were.