Yeah Daaaaaayum! The Houston Rockets pulled off a big win, when the Warriors did not, in fact, come out to pla-e-yay in the fourth quarter. That was a surprise when I woke up and saw it this morning after turning the tv off in the third because it wasn’t much of a game.  I’m still sticking to my guns and calling this one in 6 though.  I caught a glimpse of the script when Adam Silver walked by a TV camera the other day.  Celtics-Cavs will go to 7, by the way.  But the league hasn’t decided who they want to win yet. They play game 5 tonight.

Speaking of playoffs, the Wales Conference champions will be crowned tonight in Tampa Bay.  I’m sure Capitals fans are relaxed, what with their team’s performance in big games like this over the history of the franchise.  Also, it was 20 years ago this playoff season when I watched the Capitals live in game 4 of the Stanley Cup final.  Tickets were about $25 each for lower level corner seats at the MCI Center (I think) as they were swept by the Red Wings.  That’s the year they rolled Vladi Konstantinov onto the ice (to some tears from me and other fans) after that dickhead limo driver wrecked his career and life. Way to go, asshole.

Across the pond, Arsenhole find a new manager they hope can bring them to the promised land of Thursday European matches, which will be all the rage in London this fall.  Meanwhile, Liverpool get set to take the biggest of big stages this weekend.  YNWA.

Hey, today is my eldest daughter’s birthday. She shares it with Gen Ambrose Burnside, physicist and inventor of the transistor John Bardeen, hero to musicians Robert Moog, baseball’s Buck Showalter, libertarian actor Drew Carey, assclown “writer” Mitch Albom, snaggletoothed singer Jewel, and Jeopardy! contestant-extraordinaire Ken Jennings. And historical events such as Ben Franklin inventing bifocals and Mao Tse-tung starting his barbarous “Great Leap Forward” took place.

And now its time for us to take a great leap forward (without tens of millions of dead bodies, I hope) toward…the links!

Get out your checkbook, buddy.

I know Stormy Daniels’s attorney figures he’s gonna get rich off of this shitshow. But it looks like he needs to start stroking some pretty hefty checks of his own before that happens.

LOL, fucking millennials.  Seriously, dude?  Seriously?!?!?!

Smug doesn’t even begin to describe this guy.

The NYT’s Frank Bruni is shitting his pants because he’s afraid the Mueller investigation might be helping Trump.  He actually laments that focusing on collusion only will cause the media as well as the hoi polloi to overlook serious things like risking security by using unsecured devices. And he also decries that the media are letting Trump frame the investigation as being only about collision when its about so much more (which contradicts the spirit if not letter of the directive) they could use to get rid of the outsider.

Wow. What kind of an asshole does shit like this? Kudos to the soldier. I wonder if children of adoption are more prone to take care of others in the same situation. I’d imagine so. Any adopted Glibs out there want to weigh in?

Re-enactment

Careful what you wish for, lady. Or perhaps she was menstruating, because I heard that attracts them.

Why this is surprising is beyond me.  Cheerleaders have always been notorious for being bitches.  But still, I think it shows how thin-skinned the pussies running high schools as well as students and parents of today’s kids, can be.

Trump tries to stay on topic during media Q&A.  Meanwhile, the media continue to ignore mounting evidence that there was a conspiracy to spy on, entrap and fuck with his presidential campaign.

Proof that old people can still make good music.

Enjoy hump day.  I’m taking my daughter, who is a Giants fan, to watch Verlander shut them down.  God bless day baseball.