I hope your week got off to a good start yesterday.  Well, I’m sure it was better than the Celtics anyway.  They’ll, as I said they would, to Cleveland yesterday to even the series at 2-2.  The Lightning also fell to the Capitals, and now we have a winner-take-all Game 7 to decide the Wales Conference. Meanwhile Vegas is resting up.

Never. Gets. Old.

Oh yeah, and TTUN announced that the football team is planning on going to South Africa in 2019.  I believe Ohio State announced they are planning on going to the CFP Championship Game in 2019.  Meh, to each their own. Have fun, skunkweasels. Those cultural trips probably erase some of the shame of never, ever beating your biggest rivals anymore. Or you’ll tell yourselves that anyway.

We got a few birthdays today.  Noted composer and anti-Semite Richard Wagner, author Arthur Conan Doyle, children’s author Herge, oilman T Boone Pickens, politician Harvey Milk, Unabomber (and possible Glibertarian) Ted Kaczynski, supermodel Naomi Campbell and fading tennis great Novak Dokovic. Also on this day, for you military historians, Alexander the Great defeated Darius III in the Battle Of The Granicus. And one of the most catastrophic proposals in the history of the United States made its debut when LBJ presented his “Great Society” shitshow of a plan.

OK, that was fun.  Now…the links!

Want to see how far to the left a so-called “fact checker” has slipped? They don’t even know the definition of the words “all”, “every”, “mass” or “mostly”.  Fucking losers.

“Sorry suckers, fingers crossed”
-James Comey

DOJ Inspector General is about to savage James Comey for not moving quickly enough in securing a warrant to get the emails illegally stored by Hillary Clinton confidante on her convicted sex offender husband’s laptop.  I wonder if it’ll touch on the facet that they were trying to avoid it becoming news at all until the press got wind of its existence and forced them to acknowledge its existence.

Huh. I had no idea there were Glibs living in Portland. Anyway, I believe you’ve made bail by now so you won’t be outed by a lack of comments today.

Welcome to Starbucks.

Starbucks already feeling the consequences of its retarded new bathroom/vagrancy acceptance policies.  Dumbasses didn’t know this was what would happen?

I don’t even know why suicidal people jump out of windows or put a gun to their own head.  Apparently all you need to do these days is buy a Tesla and let the car do the job for you. Sure beats the messy cleanup and your heirs can cash in rather than have the insurance claim rejected.

That’s right…blame the inanimate object rather than the asshole who pulled the trigger.  Fuck you, Chicago Tribune. You’re not gonna get most peoples’ guns on a registry and you aren’t going to force us to get a permit to exercise a fundamental human right.  Molon Labe, grabbers.

Don’t blame these career criminals…blame the inanimate object.

Palestine demands the International CriminalCourt look into how Israel defended herself when faced with a series of border fence assaults last week.  Israel points out that they’re not even members of the ICC and tells the Palestinians to GFY and stop trying to breach the border and kill innocent people, which the Gaza’s are wont to to.

I hate this fucker, but this is a good song. Even if its a little long.

Best of luck out there today.  I gotta take Reason to get some dental work done.  That’s gonna be a lot of fun.