Well the Rockets sure shit the bed in the second half last night.  Not that it wasn’t predictable that the Warriors would go up in the series.  In fact, they’ll go up 3-1 tomorrow night. And then Houston will win at home and the Warriors will close them out in 6 after the league thinks they’ve bled enough tv revenue ofut of the series without looking WWF-like.  The Celtics, now up 2-1, will fall again tonight to there Cavs and that series will go 7.

Meanwhile, on the ice, the Vegas/Army Expansion Knights have won the Campbell Conference and are waiting to see who they’ll play for the Stanley Cup.  Congratulations, NHL.  Your retarded-ass expansion rules for this go around have created a team that never would have happened on its own, at the expense of the rosters other teams took years to build.  Which means I’m wholeheartedly on the Tampa Bay bandwagon. Not only because I love Stevie Y, but because the Caps vs Vegas in the Stanley Cup final will make me cheer for a meteor to strike the arena they’re in one night.

Oh, and the Astros took 2 of 3 from the Indians. And some other baseball happened, including an appearance by the mercurial Sidd Finch. (If you don’t remember that story, that’s a bummer.  It was one of the best trolls by a major media publication ever.)

You better say happy birthday, fool!

I pity the fool that don’t recognize Mr T’s birthdate. Also sharing this date are jazzman Fats Waller, Canadian actor Raymond Burr, industrialist Armand Hammer, douchebag Al Franken, actor Judge Reinhold, gourmet cook Jeffrey Dahmer, and marijuana enthusiast Ricky Williams. Its also the day the American Red Cross, once a responsible charity now a money-making empire for those on its board, was founded by Clara Barton, Leopold and Loeb, inspiration for Hitchcock masterpiece “Rope” did their deed, Lucky Lindy Landed in Paris, The Sultan of Swat hit three homers in a row, douchebag Heinrich Himmler was captured, and “Empire Strikes Back” hit theaters.

That’s out of the way.  Which means we are ready to segue into…the links!

Imagine your local economy doing so well that it actually supposedly created a food desert.   Of course the story is a lot more complex, but local leaders want, nay demand answers from businesses as to why they won’t keep unprofitable stores open even though local residents didn’t use them with enough frequency to keep them profitable.

The latest entry in the “libertarians told you so” book.  Which means local pols will immediately try to find a way to get their grubby little hands on it and fuck it up.

Former officials Comey, McCabe, Wray and unknown Mueller staffer

Former Clinton staffer unleashes on the Office of the Special Prosecutor. Not that it’ll matter. Witch hunters don’t usually stop their witch hunt until they do the nose bit. And the hat.

Today’s entry in the “Christ, what an asshole” sweepstakes is this former Playboy centerfold.  Nice job, lady.

I’m shocked, shocked, I tell ya, to find corruption and abuse going on in a Chicago housing scheme.  Just kidding. I’d be shocked if it was only used by the people it was intended for.  Not that it would do any good then except inflate prices and cause other working poor to be priced out of the market.

Oh, for the love of fuck, can’t people stop apologizing for shit like this? I mean…ah, fuck it. Just read it yourself and give me your thoughts in the comments.

Badass

This dude right here makes Bear Grylls look like a little bitch. Seriously, this man should never have to buy himself a drink again for the rest of his life.

And in local news, people are starting to blame “bullying” rather than the piece of shit person who pulled the trigger in the school shooting rampage just south of town.

For the birthday boy.

Have a great start to your week, friends!