Week 1 – Setting Goals

Glibernauts and Lady Glibs, are you prepared? GlibFit returns with a lower budget, straight to Netflix sequel starring Ted McGinley! Can you feel the excitement?!?

Week 1’s Real Talk – Trust the Process

Most fitness challenges tell you to commit to some goal. Lose 10 pounds in 10 weeks or something like that. I think that’s a bad idea. Instead, I’m going to challenge to you commit to a process.

Don’t tell me you are going to lose so many pounds, or increase your squat by so many pounds, or nail that hot crazy Korean chick you know you shouldn’t. Tell us what you are going to do.

First thing – pick your goal. Is it weight loss? Or is it fitness? Weight loss is the process of depriving your body of energy so that it converts fat stores into energy. Fitness is the process of picking things up and putting them down, using excess energy in your diet to improve your heart, lungs, and muscles. These are not the same things. And while they aren’t mutually exclusive, most people should pick one as their goal. Not both.

Is your goal weight loss? Cool. What are you going to do to eat less? Keto? Food tracking? Fasting?

Is your goal fitness? Cool. What are you going to pick up? How are you going to move your flabby, disgusting, pale body?

Are you such a fat out of shape fuck that you can do both at the same time productively? Cool. What are you going to do?

In the comments, tell us where you are at and what you are going to do for the next 10 weeks.

If you followed GlibFit 1.0 and the comments, you know that I am such a fat, out of shape fuck that I could do both. Yay. I’ve been doing this for the last six months, and I’ve picked up a thing or two in this time. I’m not an expert, far from it. But I’m a fan of the wall-thrown spaghetti approach to life. So for the rest of GlibFit 2.0 you can expect wholesome programming where I lay out one thing that’s worked **for me.** You can take it or leave it.

So here’s my status and commitment. I’ve gone, so far, from 422 lbs to 336 lbs and from about 50% body fat to about 35% body fat. I’ve discovered tendonitis in my knee and I’ve greatly reduced pain from it with bodyweight exercises. And I’ve totally wrecked my metabolism in the process.

So my goals are to get my metabolism on track while maintaining a much smaller and more reasonable calorie deficit (eating 2800 calories for a 750 deficit instead of 1800 eaten per day), while going to the gym six days a week. Six days I’ll do the PT, four days I do upper-body lifts, and three or four days I will do cardio.

Don’t know what to do to lose weight? Go read this. Don’t know what to do to start improving fitness? Go read this.

Bonus 1 Week Challenge

Log your eating, or log your workout, for one week. Keep track of what you are doing, and then at the end of the week look back at what you did. Are you happy with that?