I know there are a lot of Glibs Caps fans out there. So I won’t dwell on last night’s game too much.  But I gotta say, they should call the DC Police on Andrei Vasilevskiy for grand larceny.  Jesus, I haven’t seen a performance between the pipes like that since that stupid, twitchy asshole Patrick Roy tore through the playoffs with Les Canadiens that one year (I can’t be arsed to look it up, but I’m sure somebody will refresh my memory). Or maybe Dominic Hasek in his golden years.  Suffice to say, if they fail to win this series, the Capitals will look to this game as the reason why.

No basketball, because the NBA needs 4 days between playoff games.  What, are the players walking from Boston to Cleveland?  COME ON!!!!! Also, The Dodgers won a game to avoid being swept by the Marlins after they were swept in 4 by the Reds. The defending NL Champs are 2 games ahead of having the worst record in the entire National League. Elsewhere, the first place Astros were off yesterday.

IF you have a birthday today, you share it with Tsar Nicholas II, last Tsar of Russia, Crown Prince Ruprecht, filmmaker Frank Capra, Tennis player and clothier to Mods Fred Perry, the last rally great pontiff, Saint John Paul II, “Mr October” Reggie Jackson, Chinese actor Chow Yun Fat, Canadien hero Jari Kurri, rapper Rob Base, sometimes funny woman Tina Fey and my brother.

It was also the day Napoleon was declared Emperor by the French Senate. Christopher Marlowe, author of such plays as Othello and The Merchant Of Venice, is arrested for heresy. Great Britain declares war on France (for the umpteenth time) in 1756, Britain declares war on France in 1803. And Dracula is published in London.

You get all that?  Good!  Now its time for…the links!

Let’s see how many “libertarian” pundits abandon this position today.

Trump to cut government funding for elective medical procedure.  Good! Unless you’re an empowered woman, who freaks out because you might have to pay for your own medical care.

Wow, what the fuck is wrong with people? He gets points for honesty in describing things.  The writer of the story loses points for dishonest reporting in trying to tie guns to the killings as more than just a tool the killer used.

And I think its gonna be a long, long time…before this guy gets out of jail.

Illinois pol does something right? Must me a typo.

Holy shit! An Illinois politician tries to stem the tide of gun grabbing assholery. Did I wake up in bizarro world?

Companies anxious to get sued send products to Charlotte, NC.  Seriously, who in their right mind, in this litigious age, would just put electric scooters out there for people to rent at their own convenience on busy city streets and sidewalks?  They’ll be bankrupt within a year.

Say cheese…you stupid, drunk asshole.

Who’s a good boy? Yes he is! He’s a good puppy!

And I bet this was an awkward visit to the veterinarian.  I mean…yeah.

Bonus link: new small business opens in Houston area.

A classic from the birthday boy.

Th-, th-, th-, that’s all folks!