THE GOOD OLD DAYS

 

ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. WORK HAS STARTED TO WEAR ON ZARDOZ…DELIVER GRAIN TO THE VORTEX, DELIVER GRAIN FROM THE CO-OP TO ADM, DELIVER GUNS TO THE BRUTAL EXTERMINATORS. WORK, WORK, WORK. BUT ZARDOZ HAS NOT FORGOTTEN HIS CHOSEN ONES! FOR ZARDOZ HAS LIFTED YOU FROM BRUTALITY, TO SNARK AT THE BRUTALS WHO ARE LEGION. SO ZARDOZ FIGURES THE LEAST HE CAN DO IS DROP A FEW LINKS FOR THE CHOSEN ONES TO SNARK OVER. ZARDOZ WOULD STAY AND BANTER WITH THE CHOSEN ONES, BUT MUST INSTEAD HAUL CORN TO SOME MISBEGOTTEN PLACE….DECATUR, ILLINOIS. ZARDOZ WOULD SHOUT OUT TO THE CHOSEN ONE, “GORDILOCKS” FOR HIS TRANSPORT WISDOM, PREVIOUSLY SHARED ON THIS SITE.

NOT QUITE SO EFFICIENT TRANSPORT

BUT THE CHOSEN ONES HAVE NOT COME TO HEAR ZARDOZ SPEAK OF GRAIN HAULING…THEY HAVE COME FOR LINKS. THEREFOR, GO FORTH AND SNARK!

  • ZARDOZ CANNOT SEE ANYTHING THAT COULD BE ABUSED HERE. NOPE. THE TABERNACLE IS WATCHING… AND REMEMBER THE PUNISHMENT FOR WRONGTHINK!

WE SAW YOUR INSTAGRAM POST ABOUT THE CITY MANAGER’S BAD HAIRCUT!

  • WERE ZARDOZ CAPABLE OF TEARS, ZARDOZ WOULD SHED THEM FOR THIS BRUTAL. WELL, ACTUALLY NOT. INSTEAD ZARDOZ WOULD SEE HER SENT TO THE GRAIN FIELDS FOR THE FEW REMAINING YEARS OF HER SHORT, BRUTAL LIFE.

HOW MANY YEARS OF RENT CONTROL?

  • ZARDOZ IS DISAPPOINT. THERE IS FAR TOO MUCH FORGIVING, AND NOT ENOUGH CLEANSING GOING ON IN MALAYSIA.

ZARDOZ IS TALKING TO YOU, KING SULTAN MUHAMMAD V!

  • BEFORE YOU ASK, NO, THERE ARE NOT PICS….REALLY, CHOSEN ONES. CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER, THE PENIS IS EVIL! ZARDOZ WILL NOT CONDONE ANY OF THIS NAKED HAZING!

 

ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.