Just when I think I’ve got the Army/Vegas hockey team figured out, they lay a giant egg.  Did they play on skates made of lead last night?  Had they been partying in San Francisco and got literally bum-rushed?  That display of hockey was embarrassing.  And in the east, Tampa just toyed with Boston in their 4-1 win.  It looked like the Bruins might have gotten a half dozen quality shots on goal. Other than that, they had no solution for the stifling Tampa defense and it was all they could do to string three passes together.  Tampa looks to be the real deal.  And I can’t wait for tonight’s games. Although they won’t be the same for Washington, as their chief goon, Tom Wilson, has been suspended for the next three playoff games. Sorry pal, you’re playing for the Washington Capitals, not the Charlestown Chiefs.

Over on the hardcourt, the Rockets fell to the Jazz, although I stand by my assertion that the NBA West is scripted.  Its gonna be Houston-Golden State in the western finals, with GSW winning in 6. Both series in the East are back in action tonight.

On to Kiev!

And across the pond, Liverpool held off a late onslaught of goals to lose 4-2, which was good enough to beat Roma on aggregate (7-6) and advance to the UEFA Champions League final in a few weeks. They followed the same script they’ve followed all year: play well for 80 minutes or so and then inexplicably fall asleep when they thin they have the result they need.  But I can assure you, with no games to look forward to after the final, they won’t be going to sleep on Real Madrid that night in the Ukraine. Should be an entertaining game, as neither team is nearly as interested in defense as they are scoring.

Is today your birthday?  If so, you’re lucky enoughh to share it with such famous and infamous people as: sociopath Niccolo Machiavelli, emporer Constantine III, stateswoman Golda Meir, crooner Bing Crosby, boxer-extraordinaire Sugar Ray Robinson, The Godfather Of Soul himself James Brown, goalie Ron Hextall, and skinny person Poppy Delevigne. Its also the day this short masterpiece was written. And Joe DiMaggio made his major league debut. And sadly, it was the day Ulf Samuelsson cheap-shotted the career of Cam Neely.

An affordable car that works? That’s like, impossible!

Lots of stuff there, huh?  And to think: I hadn’t even gotten to…the links!

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the darling of the business world. I wouldn’t hire that dumbass to deliver pizzas.  And to looks like his investors are starting to feel the same way.

The Norks have moved three American prisoners from a labor camp (read: death camp) to a hotel ahead of the impending summit between the two nations.  The terms of their release seem to have been set, although no official word on it out of Pyongyang.  And to think, we didn’t even need to send them a planeload of Euros under cover of darkness in order to pull it off.

The Boulder (CO) City Council goes full retard.  Didn’t anybody tell them you never go full retard? Anyway, this will never stand judicial review. But they’ve probably assured themselves reelection for the foreseeable future in that progressive city.

This lady gets it. Fuck you, Boulder.

A new scandal is brewing in the Bay Area involving a 49er. But the rest of the world outside of myopic west-coasters know the player is in the right here.

Trump makes his best decision to date regarding the Mueller investigation/witch hunt.  About time the pros from Dover got called in.

Looks like some people in the Atlanta government got some ‘splainin to do.

And a former Missouri City, TX cop will remain on death row as his federal appeal is rejected.

I hope those links were to your satisfaction.  And I got the feelin’ you’re gonna like the song as well.

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