The Warriors and Pelicans started their Western Conference Semifinals series yesterday (I’m sticking to that story) with a doubleheader and the Warriors now lead the series 2-0.  In the East, the fighting LeBrons came back from a first half grave and downed the Raptors to take a 1-0 series lead.

Here’s hoping for a repeat of this.

Across the pond, Real Madrid played Bayern to a 2-2 draw at the Bernabeu and advanced to their third Champions League final in a row.  They will play the winner of the Liverpool-Roma tie, which concludes today. Liverpool has a 5-2 lead but I will once again be reminded that Barcelona had a 4-1 lead going into the second leg two weeks ago. I’ll definitely be watching. YNWA.

And then we come to hockey.  All I can say is: wow.  No wait, I mean HOLYFUCKINGSHIIIIIIIT, were those games last night insane or what?. The Caps topped the Pens in what could only be considered a bloodbath of a game. Nobody ever had control of it. The intensity level was just nuts. The hits savage, including a broken jaw to the Pens Aston-Reese. And now the Caps are up 2-1 in the series…which is probably right where the Pens want them (although I’m starting to believe the Caps will win this matchup finally, only to get swept by the Lightning). There’s gonna be a lot of ice baths taken today in Yinzerville.

Then we come to the Nashville-Winnepeg game.  A game Winnipeg must have thought was starting an hour later than it did.  No bother, they just rung up 7 goals over the last two periods to take a 2-1 series lead.  Remember when I said recently that they’re fast?  I mean they are really, really, really fast.  And their ability to stay poised under pressure makes me think they might be able to win this series and beat Army as well.  Let’s see if the weight of an entire nation, and the seemingly endless Stanley Cup drought our flappy-headed friends are enduring, is too much for them. But I’m thinking this team is a legit threat to at least win their conference.

Oh yeah, and the (4) Arkansas Razorbacks swept Alabama in college baseball over the weekend.

Whew, what a lot of things in the sports world going on right now. Fun, fun things.

If today’s your birthday, you share it with such luminaries at Catherine the Great, Baron Manfred von Richtofen of WWI fame, Dr Benjamin Spock, Engelbert Humperdink, Donatella Versace, The Rock, and NASCAR crybaby/heel Hole Busch.  Its also the day Barack Hussein Obama personally flew to Pakistan and shot Osama bin Laden while dodging bullets and carrying two babies to safety.  At least that’s what they told me on DailyKOS.

Oversight? Don’t make me laugh.

Did you get all that?  I sure hope so, because I don’t want to have to repeat it.  But either way, I’m moving on to…the links!

Rod Rosenstein says “The Department of Justice is not going to be extorted.”  Fine by me, fucko. But tell me what would happen if a regular person refused to answer a subpoena from the DOJ?  You know, which is what your department has been threatened with well before you’ll face impeachment.  Congress has oversight on your department. And your non-cooperation with their legitimate right to ensure you’re acting in an ethical and consistent manner should make anyone in America who is under investigation worried.  So my advice: Fuck you, comply or resign.

Speaking of “firing” someone, here’s an interesting story. And by “firing,” I mean not renewing a contract.  Which is leading to a shitstorm of publicity for both the “fired” coach/teacher and the school.  But I can tell you this: if that guy doesn’t have some solid proof, he can kiss any career he has as either a coach or an educator goodbye.  Oh yeah, also Protip: when terminating someone or not renewing their contract, never give a reason. Always do it “without cause”. Giving a reason only opens you up to scrutiny that “without cause” doesn’t.

I’m no anti-Semite. I just give them money!

If you thought the federal government in DC was a shitshow, then take a look at what the local government there has going on.  I long for the days when DC politics was defined by Marion Barry smoking crack in a hotel room. But this anti-semitism is a little too much to take.

Amazon plans for major expansion in Boston.  Huh, I guess they like high taxes after all, even if its for their employees rather than their customers.

Why would anyone running for the County Assessor’s job ever need to raise millions of dollars for a re-election campaign in the first place?  It has to be because he’s just so honest and has so much integrity that people are that willing to give him money to ensure the taxes are assessed fairly and without corruption.  That’s probably why the overwhelming majority of the donations came from property tax attorneys too, right? Oh well, that’s Chicago for you.

You know who else had youth groups salute like this?

Goodbye Boy Scouts, hello Soy Scouts!  Just kidding, its changing to Scouts BSA.

And this isn’t really a link, per se.  But there’s a lot of comedy in this tweet. Even more in the comments to the original. Please enjoy as much as I did.

That’s it for me. I’m gone daddy gone.

Give em hell today, fellow Glibs!