Wednesday Morning Where Did Everybody Go Links

Seems like it’s just me here. Where is everybody?!

Sloopy, BrettL, OMWC, Swiss, and SugarFree (my favorite)…gone. All gone. I hope the Glibertariat is not also…gone. Or I got up early to do links for humans who are gone.

Hey, speaking of humans, on this day in history —

2003: Human Genome Project completion announced.

Which was really all put in motion on this day in

1953: when A Structure for Deoxyribose Nucleic Acid was published.

1917: Ella Fitzgerald arrived to grace us all. Greatest female vocalist ever. Don’t argue; you know I’m right.

In more recent events

Thank goodness Chicago is a gun-free sanctuary, but the shooters using the guns-that-don’t-exist here need way more range time. Side note: must really suck to work in the ER at Mt Sinai Hospital.

Is anyone really surprised by this result in Arizona?

Bad news for some among the Glibertariat.

Who the heck is attacking Rand Paul now?

HM might need to dig out his checkbook for this. (Probably SFW)

H/T to PudPaisley for bringing a singer/songwriter to my attention. Just in time for an album release show at one of our favorite venues in Milwaukee next week. I really like Wisconsinite Pat Ferguson’s style. We might hit the show if OMWC can stay awake past his typical OM bedtime.


Have a super great day, kids! Try extra hard to be nice to all the stupid people you meet. They probably can’t help it.

Comments

472 responses to “Wednesday Morning Where Did Everybody Go Links”

  1. I hope the Glibertariat is not also…gone

    I’m here.

    I’m terribly sorry you’re stuck here with me.

    1. Waterfall Insurance

      #MeToo

    2. Suthenboy

      Same here. I am on and off. Also, I haven’t forgotten about your photos SP. If you are patient you will receive.

      1. Jarflax

        You are sending the Dark Priest of the Abyss images? Do you know what he can do to your soul with those?

  2. Tundra

    Exquisite links.

    “Until we have further evidence on the efficacy of medical cannabis for the treatment of sleep apnea, and until its safety profile is established, patients should discuss proven treatment options with a licensed medical provider at an accredited sleep facility,” said statement lead author Dr. Kannan Ramar. He’s a professor of medicine with the Mayo Clinic’s division of pulmonary and critical care medicine, in Rochester, Minn.

    Oh, fuck off.

    1. No straying off the medical reservation now!

      1. Tundra

        Gotta protect the Guild!

        How’s the convention?

        1. Set up is today. Sneak a couple of cocktails in and a game or two later.

          1. egould310

            Have fun! Game on!

          2. KibbledKristen

            What will you be playing?

          3. KibbledKristen

            (also, another reason I’m pissed of at the ex: he introduced me to Settlers just 2 months ago. Was looking forward to playing it lots more with him. None of my other friends is a board gamer)

    2. DiegoF

      To me, the magic rage words are “Food and Drug Administration” and “licensed.” I have no particular idea whether weed is good for sleep apnea, though some of you might. I’ve heard plenty of silly claims made for medical weed; on the other hand, I’ve heard baldfaced lies from the establishment using just these kinds of nothingburger weasel words–in particular regarding secondhand smoke and reduced harm strategies surrounding tobacco.

      1. gbob

        After leaving behind drugs for about twenty years or so, I started back with pot. I now drink a great deal less, my back doesn’t hurt as much after a long day of hauling bags of corn, and by god I sleep better. Apparently I snore less, and I don’t wake up gasping for breath. So it’s merely anecdotal, but I avoided getting a CPAP because of the side benefit of being a pot head.

        On the flip side, I write less.

      2. KibbledKristen

        As far as I’m concerned, weed is, bar none, the safest recreational drug in existence. That is may have some medical benefits is just a bonus.

  3. Old Man With Candy

    Huh, the way you hustled me out the door yesterday for this trip made it seem almost as if you were anxious to get rid of m… wait a minute!

    1. Anxious, or just eager?

      1. Pope Jimbo

        Worried he will find strange candy wrappers on the floor when he gets back

  4. HM has a spare $150M for some thicc painting?! I knew I should have tried harder to make him a life long pal when he was visiting!!

    Back to the 4 day pass for me! *hic*

    1. Slammer

      Are you having fun with your boredgames? Punching out and organizing thousands of tiny little cardboard chits into fishing lure boxes? 😉

      1. Dammit, you’ve reminded me that my Squad Leader stuff got burnt up in a fire.

        1. Slammer

          I have the ASL Rulebook and the Starter Kit #1. I keep meaning to start, but just can’t find the time. It’s kind of intimidating. I think this is the kind of game an online Tutorial would be best (which i know of), or a real person who could mentor. But I don’t like real life people for stuff like that.

          1. We are mostly Euro games, fewer pieces, cards and smaller boards,…I never fell into the giant Map o’ Europe Down to the Squad Level games. And half the convention is beer!

          2. Jarflax

            I haven’t played a strategy board game in probably 30 years but I have fond memories of Tobruk, individual tank pieces.

          3. I am thinking of putting on my old DCUs and helmet and taking on all comers in the Battle for Baghdad

  5. Rebel Scum

    Don’t argue; you know I’m right.

    The contrarian in me will argue with anyone about anything.

    1. Thing is, SP can reduce you to a pile of internet ash in the blink of an eye…. *shivers*

      1. trshmnstr

        SP is the internet version of ZARDOZ

        1. trshmnstr

          She gives the gift of the Glib and detests the scourge of the troll.

    2. That’s bullshit.

      1. MikeS

        No, I think he’s telling the truth.

    3. MikeS

      Oh, I really doubt that.

  6. DiegoF

    Happy 101st Ella! Technically the sixth greatest female vocalist of all time, but that’s pretty damn impressive nonetheless.

    1. robc

      Gah, I guessed right.

      I was hoping I was wrong and it was some K-pop group.

    2. The Last American Hero

      Any list without Poppy at the top is schlock.

  7. Video Game mini-review.

    The other game I bought recently was released yesterday. It’s BattleTech (no official subtitle until the credits screen). While this too involves shooting things and blowing stuff up, it is a turn-based tactics game. I never played the tabletop game, having been introduced to the setting via the MechWarrior and MechCommander games. The ruleset feels like it has high fidelity to the source material. The plot framework is the sort of setup common to the games in the setting. It involves both the operation of a mercenary company and a deposed monarch trying to return to their throne. In this case you are the mercenary and the erstwile monarch has bought up your company’s debts.

    Gameplay is easy to learn an addictive, with battles both being able to go fast and turn into crushing slogs. I’m still in the early chapters, but there have already been high points where I’ve crushed the enemy and seen them driven before me (thusfar no lamentations from their women, however) and times when my lance came limping home, one pilot dead, one bedridden for four months and the Mechs out of action for nearly as long. (I had one undamaged chassis after that battle – because it hadn’t deployed). The one feature I wish it had was the ability to name Mechs. I want to name the Jenner I use for scouting as ‘Bruce’ since it spends its time running ahead of the pack looking for controversy.

    The game plays up how crushing the debts are supposed to be, but I ran the numbers. Monthly interest payments are 70,000 c-bills. That puts a ceiling on the principal at around 84mil. But, the game makes a point of the fact that these loans were gotten from lenders of last resort – “Shady Banks, Loan Sharks and leg-breakers” to be exact. So the interest is going to be higher than 1% PA. When you get up near 10% APR, the number for the principal falls to the range of what one high-end battlemech will run you. I’m going “Why can I only pay interest on this? I’m running a profit, lets pay down the principal.”

    I very nearly ended up playing into the wee hours of the morning, but managed to pry myself away shortly after midnight so I could get some sleep before work. Anyone who likes the BattleTech setting, the games in the setting, or just tactical games should give it a try. While some people might take offense, but I have to rate it higher than FarCry 5, because I have not had a rage-inducing incident like the out of nowhere teleporting acid trip cutscene. Even watching a pirate punching the cockpit out of my commander’s BlackJack elicited an “Oh crap, I’m in trouble” reaction rather than anything resembling a risk of ragequit.

    Oh, fair warning – the Starter BlackJack your character begins with is a deathtrap. In two out of two battles my guy was incapacitated for four months (only because your character is unable to be slain as a result of combat damage, unlike your crew). After the second go-round, there was a shortage of mechs, so I put another pilot with more experience in there. She was very nearly killed. I figured out that it is absurdly easy for the computer to get cockpit hits on that chassis. That translates to serious hurt for whoever’s inside. Store it or sell it as soon as you can.

    1. SDF-7

      Sure… I read this *after* I alt-F4’d when my character died from a single punch from a “Why won’t you die already!” flunky of the Pirate Queen last night….

      Thanks man… as someone who hasn’t played in that universe since Mechwarrior on an IBM PS/2 in 1990 or so, I have to agree with your assessment. Not overly complex, yet feels true and oddly sucks you in. Only quibble I had was I kept thinking “Why the heck are all these societies devolved into effective or explicit monarchies, anyway? Stupid source material… I want to go found the MechWarrior Society of Leave Us Alone!”

      1. There are societies of “leave us alone”, but they keep getting crushed between the others. I sat there an read the background lore, so there were severla mentioned just in the possible origins for the character. However in a reflection upon human nature, the rise of a strongman rule that transitions to monarchy is something we see recurring time and time again. Indeed, even today there are a massive number of monarchical states, even if they don’t use the classic titles.

        my character died from a single punch from a “Why won’t you die already!” flunky of the Pirate Queen last night

        That was the same guy who punched the cockpit out of my commander’s BlackJack!

      2. Also, to be fair to you, the detail that your character can’t die is hidden in a tooltip in the mechwarrior barracks when I was checking on his recovery status. So it’s really easy to miss.

      3. Gadfly

        Only quibble I had was I kept thinking “Why the heck are all these societies devolved into effective or explicit monarchies, anyway?”

        That’s fairly realistic, actually. Much more so than the concept of battle mechs, at least.

    2. I’ve had my eye on that game since I first heard about it. I’ve got a bunch of games currently in rotation (AC: Origins, Ghost Recon: Wildlands, Kingdom Come: Deliverance, and Far Cry 5: No Colon Edition) but I have poor impulse control when it comes to games and I’m getting Far Cry 5’d out. Knowing about the endings is putting a huge damper on my ability to enjoy the game.

      So I’ve read that there’s a bit in the beginning where the game asks you to pick a pronoun–he, she, or they–and that’s what it calls you for the rest of the game. It’s been something of a dog whistle on the Steam boards, not that you can really expect anything better from them. It did make me wonder, though, if there’s an SJW angle in the game. Is there? I just assumed it was innocuous and a non-issue, or at worst the kind of thing Ubisoft does in the beginning of each game where they have a brief disclaimer to say they’re diverse and woke so don’t pan their game and that’s the last you hear of it. It wouldn’t stop me from playing the game if the game itself is good, but I’m curious.

      1. the game asks you to pick a pronoun–he, she, or they–and that’s what it calls you for the rest of the game… It did make me wonder, though, if there’s an SJW angle in the game. Is there? I just assumed it was innocuous and a non-issue

        It’s a non-issue. After the character creation I’ve not seen any sign of an infestation of Wokeness. Mind you, I haven’t finished the game, but so far that was the only real sign.

    3. TK

      Interesting. I remember seeing a demo of this game at last year’s E3. Is this a PC-only game?

      I appreciate your thoughts on it, btw.

      1. I don’t know if it’s available for other platforms – I didn’t bother to check. (And Gaming sites are blocked from work)

        1. TK

          They’re blocked at my work too, which is why I was asking you haha

    4. Brawndo

      Ive never heard of BattleTechs, but the way you describe it makes it sound similar to the Xcom games? If so, I might pick it up.

      1. From what I hear the XCOM games are harder. I was defeated by XCOM2’s pretutorial boss – the menu crash to desktop. I can’t really speak to how well they compare, but I suspect there may be similarities (and marked differences).

        1. Brawndo

          I feel like I had an issue like that. Setting steam to offline mode seemed to fix it. If you can get it to work, it’s a great game, easily my favorite of the modern xcom iterations (the DLCs are great too, especially war of the chosen). I’m not a great player, so I decided to play on the easiest difficulty but not savescum (as opposed to playing a harder difficulty, but save scumming when a mission went poorly).

          It’s almost impossible to actually lose because you can indefinitely push the doomsday clock back, but I did reach a point where I almost didn’t want to continue because I experienced a major setback when my A team squad wiped and I lost a number of powerful and irreplaceable weapons.

    5. Psycho Effer

      I am a Kickstarter backer of Battletech and love the setting. I read many of the Battletech novels back in the 90’s and also had all the game and RPG stuff – it’s still in boxes in the basement. I really enjoy the game. If you care to learn more about the setting, check out “Death from Above” on YouTube. It’s the recording of a streamed RPG run by the developers of the game (Harebrained Schemes) with a Twitch RPG channel (HyperRPG). The first season is very good, the second season is mostly pretty decent.

      If you want to be more successful in the game, here is some advice.

      1. Never try to go toe to toe with anything with your light mechs. Use them only for identifying enemy units and then get them out of dodge. The best way to do this is to Reserve their initiative so that they actually go last in the round, then you have them run out to identify the enemy, then they go first the next round and you run them back behind your tougher mechs before the enemy can do anything about it.

      2. Don’t expose the backs of your mechs, and make sure that you orient them so that one area of the mech can’t be repeatedly pummeled. If you take some hits to the right side of the mech, show the enemy the left side the next round. Conversely, you should focus fire from multiple mechs in one orientation until you take down an enemy, or render it combat ineffective. That will increase the odds that all your mechs will hit in the same area and go internal on the enemy.

      3. Manage your heat wisely. Don’t fire everything all the time and pick your spots for an alpha strike. Most of the starter mechs have a mix of long and medium range weapons. Make sure you maintain your range at where they are most effective, and don’t waste shots/heat when you don’t need to or have low odds of hitting.

      4. Use cover.

      5. Focus the skills of your mechwarriors on gunnery first. If you can’t hit, you ain’t shit.

      1. I contest your assertation that the lights should stay out of combat. I’ve had great success employing them as hunter-killers, especially against other lights. Bruce, in particular, is a scout-demolishing beast. Whether or not you should peek and run depends entirely on what you see.

        One of my favorite moments in the game was when my Locust evicerated another with a point-blank alpha strike to the face. (Mine was the machine gun model while the target was a missile model, I think mine got multiple criticals on the ammo storage for the LRMs).

        1. Not Adahn

          There is never a reason to mount anything other than medium lasers on a Locust.

          1. The lack of hardpoints for energy weapons on some models of that chassis is a perfectly good reason – I don’t get to pick and choose what I scrape off the battlefield, and I have bills to pay, so I have to take contracts when not all of my best mechs are fully patched up.

          2. Not Adahn

            Ah, game designer fiat.

          3. Not Adahn

            Also, what kind of moron stores LRM ammo in the single available head slot?

          4. *shrugs*

            I shot it. It blew up. “Pilot Incapacitated”. I guess he was hoist by his own petard.

          5. Trolleric the Goth

            better than the default Marauder MAD-3R with a lone AC5 ammo in the left torso, if you get a through armor crit on the left side table it’s an insta-boom

        2. Rasilio

          The Jenner is one of the best mechs in the (tabletop) game if well played. In the hands of a good pilot who knows how to use speed, range, and cover effectively it is very deadly but it needs to keep moving fast and should NEVER get into melee range, melee is for big heavies with punching fists.

          Not sure how well the computer game compares to the tabletop game but if you eventually get a chance to mod the mechs pretty much everyone strips out the SRM’s from the Jenner in favor of some extra armor and heat sinks

          1. I think I upped the SRM count because the SRM2 got blown up. With an SRM6 and the medium lasers it’s shredding other lights. I didn’t have the kit for a one for one replacement. Since the change, Bruce hasn’t even needed to go in for repairs.

          2. Trolleric the Goth

            the canonical JR7-F variant does that, rips out the SRM4 and adds armor; probably my favorite mech. With level 3 rules allowing for flip arms, they’re fantastic flankers

            another comparable light is the FS9-M variant of the Firestarter

      2. Rasilio

        Also, if the game is anything like the tabletop game then speed is armor.

        Run fast enough and you make yourself difficult enough to hit that it is just as good or in some cases better than having thick armor

        1. Move every round, because the evasiveness mechanic is a part of the game.

    6. Not Adahn

      I have been waiting for this game for decades.

      We used to play Battletech in the frat house, and I always thought that if there was a computer version of the tabletop game (as opposed to the ‘mech simulators that existed) then I could finally get a chance to play through the big war scenarios like Tukayyid. Humans really can’t play anything larger than a company over the course of a weekend.

      1. I don’t know if the skirmish mode scales that large.

      2. Rasilio

        There actually has been one for years

        https://www.megamek.org/

        I’ve never personally used it but I am in a lot of Battletech communities and a lot of people swear by it

        1. Trolleric the Goth

          megamek is the game engine, mekwars is a giant online campaign that reruns the fourth succession war every few months. I haven’t logged on in YEARS but it used to be a fairly active community

    7. Bobarian LMD

      I want to name the Jenner I use for scouting as ‘Bruce’ since it spends its time running ahead of the pack looking for controversy.

      If you’re looking for controversy, shouldn’t it be Caitlyn?

      Along with a crew of attack Kardashians?

      1. Caitlyn doesn’t do much running.

    8. The Last American Hero

      I loved the tabletop game. But it is best enjoyed by not thinking at all about the weakass backstory/setting, and definitely don’t think at all about the absurd physics of the weapons.

      “Long Range Missles” that do 1 point of damage and have a range of just over a mile.

      1. One LRM Ammo pack weighs one ton. It holds 120 missiles. One LRM is about 16 pounds. Don’t expect it to have modern range and massive damage.

      2. Trolleric the Goth

        or that the bigger the autocannon the shorter the range?

  8. Rebel Scum

    They probably can’t help it.

    Some people are willfully ignorant. So maybe they could if they wanted to.

  9. SugarFree

    I wonder if the real benefit of medical marijuana would be the help it gives in falling asleep and staying asleep while wearing the mask.

    In my personal experience, indica marijuana is certainly the best insomnia treatment I’ve ever found.

    1. DiegoF

      Is there any suggestion that it interferes with sleep quality while making it seem like it helps you sleep–as with (certainly past a point) alcohol?

      1. SugarFree

        It has none of the downsides as drinking yourself to sleep in my experience. Sleep quality is improved, as I see it. And:

        -Effective at (relative) lower doses
        -Zero hangover effects
        -Easier on your body, in the short- and long-term
        -Acts as more of an aid to sleep rather than a pre-requisite
        -Even more effective as an edible for non-smokers

        And there are none of the side-effects reported by Ambian (sleep-walking, blackouts and other memory effects.)

        I’ve been a very bad insomniac since I was a small child. Nothing has been effective for me.

        1. robc

          have you tried a hop pillow?

          The secondary use of hops is as a sleep aide, I dont think there is a third. Supposedly, if you put some hops in a small bag and put in under your pillow or next to you or whatever, where you can smell it, it helps with sleep.

          1. SugarFree

            I’ve never tried a hop pillow.

            Although, I did make a typo above:

            Nothing has been as effective for me (as marijuana.)

            Sidenote: Ambien sort of works, but has a layer of danger for diabetics whose blood sugar might bottom out in the night. Reports are that it can keep you asleep through the early stage where you could still treat it yourself with glucose pills or a glucagon injection.

          2. I’m a lifelong insomniac. Every so often I think I might want to do something about it, but every time I hear anyone talk about Ambien, my reaction is “That drug sounds worse than my insomnia”.

          3. SugarFree

            If you live in a medical or recreational state, or are fine with the black market, I’d give marijuana a try; edibles first, at a low dose taken about 1 1/2 hours before desired bedtime.

            For a low dose of a commercial Indica edible–usually made to contain 30mg of THC–I’d start with half of a gummy or hard candy.

          4. robc

            While MJ would probably work better, I would consider giving the hop pillow a try. An ounce of hops will run you about $5, so its a much cheaper option.

            And the plants are somewhat related, so its possible the sleep effect is similar.

    2. Slammer

      I saw this marijuana. Now I have insomnia.

      1. SugarFree

        Injectables?

      2. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Yikes

    3. kinnath

      I have struggled with insomnia for decades. I took a script for awhile and hated the side effects.

      I manage it pretty decently through behavior modification (go to bed at the same time; get up at the same time; etc) and with over the counter aids. I use melatonin, kava kava, valerian, and passion flower with good results. I typically drop off to sleep in under 15 minutes.

      1. SugarFree

        I sort of swing between not-going and not-staying in years-long patterns. Routine and ritual do help when I have a hard time going to sleep, but not when I can’t stay asleep. I just get a lot of reading done during those periods.

        My first year with the CPAP machine has been a difficult adjustment, but I really am more rested assuming I don’t tear it off without waking.

        1. kinnath

          I’ve been using a CPAP for 23 or 24 years. It was horrible when I started. I can’t sleep without it at all these days.

  10. Rebel Scum

    Jim Acosta is still trying to ensure a two-term Trump presidency

    In a recent interview with Variety, CNN White House correspondent Jim Acosta promoted a conspiracy theory without providing any evidence to substantiate his claims while he claimed that mentally “unstable” Trump supporters might attack journalists because of the Trump administration…

    Acosta claimed that the Trump administration’s attacks on the media were all “an act” that the president’s supporters were too stupid to understand.

    The problem is that people around the country don’t know it’s an act. … They take what he says very seriously,” Acosta declared. “They take attacks from Sean Spicer and Sarah Sanders and what they do to us on a daily basis very seriously. They don’t have all their faculties in some cases. Their elevator may not hit all floors.”

    The problem is that the Jim Acosta does not understand that it is bluster and a trap that journalists keep falling in to.

    “My concern is that a journalist is going to be hurt one of these days. Somebody’s going to get hurt,” Acosta continued. “And at that point, the White House, the President of the United States, they’re going to have to take a hard look in the mirror and ask themselves whether or not they played a role in this, whether they created this toxic environment that resulted in a journalist getting hurt.”

    My concern is that journalists might lie us into a war or foment racial tension and riots one of these days.

    1. How did that line go?

      “Trump’s enemies take him literally but not seriously, Trump’s supporters take him seriously but not literally”

      1. DiegoF

        The most anti-press-freedom thing that Trump ever did (aside from the things started by Obama or earlier) was muse about a return to the Fairness Doctrine (“take away their licenses”). Other than that, nothing I can really think of.

        1. Rebel Scum

          Trump, so far, has had unpleasant words and no actions to follow. Barry often had pleasant words, but actions that betrayed those words. From observation of that dynamic and others, I can conclude that leftists care about style and words over actions and substance.

          1. My wife and I get into it over Trump because I won’t say he’s the absolute worst imaginable president. I see him as par for the course, generally, and she believes he’s the absolute worst ever. But when I ask her what he’s done that she has a problem with it boils down to “his cabinet sucks”, “he’s gross”, and “he tweets too much”. The thing that gets her worked up is the image he portrays. If he said Progressive things and acted like an elder statesman he could dissolve the EPA and she’d have less of a problem with him than she does now.

          2. Akira

            Barry often had pleasant words, but actions that betrayed those words.

            That’s what pisses me off about this fanatical Obama worshipping. The fucking guy was identical to George W. Bush on matters of foreign policy, but Lefties don’t give a fuck about innocent families getting blown to bits by drones; they’re too busy fapping to memories of his Nobel Peace Prize and “amazing speeches”. God, I just want to print off the most explicit pictures of kids killed by Obama’s murderdrones, shove them in their face, and say, “YOUR president made this happen, so shut the fuck up about his pretty speeches!!!

            If the Nobel Committee had any integrity whatsoever, they would have revoked his peace prize ages ago (or never given it in the first place).

          3. AlexinCT

            That’s what pisses me off about this fanatical Obama worshipping. The fucking guy was identical to George W. Bush on matters of foreign policy, but Lefties don’t give a fuck about innocent families getting blown to bits by drones

            He was THEIR guy, so what he did was totes different. Shit, these people still claim he was a peacemaker and use the meaningless Nobel peace prize they gave him just to spite Boosh as evidence of that. The only logic you need to understand is that team blue’s cunts (and team red has the same problem) are fine with any action, no matter how vile, as long as their guy does it and then covers it with some veneer of legitimacy to give them grounds to defend the indefensible.

            Anyone remember this eye opening event?

    2. Slammer

      Acosta is like a crazy girlfriend

      1. Bobarian LMD

        Only if you have no idea how the hot/crazy matrix is supposed to work.

    3. Private Chipperbot

      Did he go on to say how stupid the whole Russia thing is and that people could be killed because of their insane sabre rattling?

    4. Suthenboy

      All projection all of the time. Where is Suderman these days? He claimed Trump supporters would form vigilante gangs and murder people.

    5. Bobarian LMD

      …one of these days.

      Is this 1775? Am I in a time warp?

  11. Scruffy Nerfherder

    SJWednesday: But Mama Lets Me Dress Like A Floozy Edition

    If it’s happened to you, you remember that moment. That moment when a teacher pulls you aside and tells you what you are wearing is not appropriate. Afterward, you’re embarrassed and distracted. You remember at least five other friends of yours who wore something “much worse” that same day but weren’t reprimanded. Maybe you thought it was just bad luck. Maybe that teacher has always had it out for you. Maybe you’ve noticed you are always punished more, and more harshly, than your white classmates.

    You were one of too many girls, and especially Black and brown girls, who are given the message that our bodies are an interruption to other students’ learning. That we are expected to cover up. That we deserve to lose class time and to be shamed in the principal’s office for how we look. That girls’ bodies are distracting for boys, whose educations takes precedence over ours.

    reprimands.

    I’ve had the amazing opportunity to work on this project as an intern at NWLC. I’m still in high school, and it wasn’t that long ago that a teacher told me to cover up my shoulders. Even though I was not publicly shamed, the experience was humiliating. And what was worse was when a few days later I spotted a few of my white friends revealing a similar amount of skin—but never getting punished. It is only after helping to write this report that I realized the injustice.

    D.C. schools also very commonly require uniforms, which can be costly. As one co-author, Kamaya, told us, “each shirt costs $15 online. That’s too much. And you have to pay to ‘dress down’ on Fridays— to not wear the uniform. You have to pay $2 for one dress down pass. One day. One day.”

    My anecdotal experience with inner city schools thru my mother-in-law suggests a few things. One, that $15 is nothing when it comes to girls fashion. Two, the girls revel in being a distraction. And three, there is no shame.

    1. Slammer

      each shirt costs $15 online. That’s too much.

      I can imagine her phone and the monthly bill is way more than $15

      1. $15 online. She can afford an Internet connection and shops online but can’t drop $15 on a shirt…

    2. I’d love it if my shirts only ran $15. Mind you I wear button-down collars in size fat bastard, so…

    3. Rebel Scum

      whose educations takes precedence over ours.

      College graduate statistics, among other things, disagree with you.

    4. MikeS

      …and especially Black and brown…

      I think these SJW “journalists” start with this phrase and build nonsense articles around it.

    5. TK

      We have a dress code at my work (duh), and a new employee came in wearing shorts and a sweater one day. Because my place of work is weird, the management decided to email the entire company (200+ people) about the dress code instead of just pulling that one person aside and talking to them about their professional appearance. That’s annoying and just stokes gossip around the office. Its annoying.

      But she is Hispanic, so maybe it was because they didn’t want to be racist.

      1. Hyperion

        “the management decided to email the entire company (200+ people) about the dress code instead of just pulling that one person aside”

        I think this sort of behavior is not as uncommon as you may be thinking. I’ve seen this pretty much everywhere.

        1. TK

          Its dumb and it encourages everyone to look for/ask around about who broke the dress code. Then you have everyone either speculating and hurting an innocent person’s reputation, or you have the guilty party actually getting even more embarrassed than they would have been otherwise.

    6. What a crock of shit. The point of uniforms, particularly in schools with low-income populations, is that they eliminate the fashion competition and make it less obvious when one kid’s parents can’t afford new clothes. Uniforms are cheap.

      Also…how can I put this. In the kind of DC schools where people think $15 for a shirt is too expensive you’ll be able to count the number of white kids on one hand. So, you know, that’s a crock of shit. There is no race angle to this. Just because you’re black when you’re called out for violating the school’s dress code doesn’t mean being black had anything to do with it.

    7. Rasilio

      Sorry the racial angle is bullshit bit as a father of a 15 year old girl who has no interest in dressing like a floozy, or really it is absolutely true. High School dress codes are left intentionally vague and then arbitrarily and randomly enforced and the logic behind them is fucking bullshit.

      Teachers use them as weapons against kids they don’t like or styles they don’t like and nothing more. Hell they tried to “dress code” my 15 year old son for wearing a trench coat. Not a black one like you might see goth kids wear but a tan one like your average businessman would wear and my son likes it because it looks like Castiel from Supernatural

      1. ChipsnSalsa

        dress codes are left intentionally vague and then arbitrarily and randomly enforced and the logic behind them is fucking bullshit

        Just preparing them for the workplace.

        1. Rasilio

          except every single workplace that I have ever been in that bothered to enforce dress codes had very meticulously detailed ones because they WANTED employees to know what was and what was not ok. Not vaguely worded ones open to interpretation so that the cops err I mean teachers could wield arbitrary power

      2. The Last American Hero

        Our school had vaguely worded codes. It worked fine. They certainly wouldn’t have permitted girls to go to school without pants like they do now. Not that 16 year old me would have minded, but c’mon, that is pretty damn distracting.

        1. kinnath

          1975. No dress codes. Halter tops were in vogue. Lots and lots of distracting skin.

        2. Rasilio

          I went to school in the 80’s when ultra short basketball shorts were the style for teenage boys in the summer. My school tried to apply the dress code against the guys using the same bullshit logic (it was a distraction), they had to back down when the entire football team wore miniskirts to school for a week.

          Either way, but fuck you school bureaucrats if it is legal on the street then there is no fucking reason you should be banning it in school

  12. Scruffy Nerfherder

    SJWednesday: That Bitch Siri Edition

    “If I were to anthropomorphize Siri, I would imagine that it would think of me somewhat like a father: someone who wants the best for them, who teaches them, who is occasionally demanding, annoying, or embarrassing but who loves them and is proud when they do well.”

    These are the words of Adam Cheyer, the engineer who programmed Siri — a modern-day Frankenstein of sorts.

    Cheyer’s paternalistic affection for his creation helps to explain how Siri came to have the voice of a dutiful feminine subordinate. That old-school power dynamic: patriarch and his offspring, or masculine executive and his female assistant, digitized. With the Siri Effect, men have successfully encoded centuries-old gender norms into the technologies that will dictate our careers, communities, and relationships, perhaps even for centuries to come. A timeless patriarchal power play rendered all the more ubiquitous.

    Amazon’s Alexa and Microsoft’s Cortana achieve much the same effect. These formless beings become a repository for all our bad moods and angst. They know our recipes and calendars; they’ll accept all verbal abuse. They defer, so we circle back. Siri, call home. Alexa, what’s the weather? Alexa, preheat the oven to 360 degrees. Alexa, play something chill. Alexa, shut up.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Our software isn’t value-neutral. It takes on beliefs and biases, programmed into their code by the oft-white males who built them. It’s no wonder some might think the cyborg revolution was dead on arrival.

      Yet perhaps we need not relinquish our dreams of robo-feminism just yet.

      1. Robo-Feminism isn’t possible – Feminists can’t logic and chips can’t emote.

        1. Pope Jimbo

          Robo-feminism? Thing go great, but one weekend a month your robot tries to kill you.

        2. Jarflax

          You could easily design a chip that sporadically opened and closed circuits randomly. Your robot would flail aimlessly, but if spastic ineffectiveness is desired it could be achieved.

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      The questions driving the work of feminist blockchain and tech diversity groups are both macro and micro, theoretical and applied.

      I want a prize for finding the stupidest catchphrase of the day

    3. Jarflax

      So the author wants her phone to be a whiny scold? Seems like a poor marketing decision, but I am apparently out of touch with the modern wokeness.

    4. Chipwooder

      More evidence that there are no real dangers in our world, when people can occupy themselves with such nonsense and tell themselves that these are Very Big Problems!

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Higher intelligence combined with social animal traits is a curse and a blessing.

        1. Jarflax

          For a given value of higher intelligence. In the instant case higher than an amoeba.

    5. TK

      Right, because when I’m driving around in hectic D.C. traffic and I tell Siri to “give me directions home” I want her to respond with “I won’t enact your labor for you, shitlord. Instead, lets discuss the wage gap.”

      1. TK : “Siri, give me directions home”

        Siri *gives directions to Cupertino, California*

    6. Siri isn’t a person. Siri is an interface to a phone. When I dial numbers on a phone I want it to make the call, not get its feelings hurt. FFS, this is why serious people don’t take feminism seriously.

    7. Psycho Effer

      Alexa is a an annoying bitch, though. My GF is always screaming at her because she either doesn’t listen, or responds in ways that disappoint her. I rarely have these problems, but I also know not to expect perfection.

      1. Women are like that.

    8. Chafed

      I first read the site name as femifisting.

    9. Not Adahn

      encoded centuries-old gender norms

      Which your sub-three decades of experience have convinced you are worthless.

    10. Bobarian LMD

      Well, they monitor everything we say and can quite possibly use against us at a later date, so I think woman voices are most apropos.

    11. The Last American Hero

      Why are theses fuckers always looking for an authoritarian father figure – be it from government or the private sector?

      Grow the fuck up.

    1. DiegoF

      Sure as fuck wouldn’t be the Presidents of the United States of America.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder
      2. gbob

        Drop the mic, and walk away, DiegoF. You ain’t topping that one.

    2. Psycho Effer

      In my opinion, they are not entirely wrong. Dems usually don’t even bother to run anybody in that district, and to get some nobody to pull 47% is not insignificant. It’s the same as if a Republican ran against the douche Gerry Connolly in Northern Va (they haven’t bothered to in quite a while) and pulled 47%. I don’t know what it says for the mid-terms – maybe nothing.

    3. Hyperion

      Even if the Dems lose house seats this fall, they’ll declare victory. It’s what they do.

  13. Stinky Wizzleteats

    How do you explain the various episodes of global warming and cooling that existed prior to humans even being on the planet? Why, a prehuman industrial civilization of course, brought to you by Scientific American no less.

    https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/could-an-industrial-prehuman-civilization-have-existed-on-earth-before-ours/

    Ten years ago even the National Enquirer would have refused to print this shit.

    1. Article. Of. Faith. Warmism is a religion.

    2. For some reason Climate Alarmists shut up when I ask them to explain the Carboniferous period.

      1. Stinky Wizzleteats

        I’m not that well versed on the ins and outs of climate change to be honest but I know bullshit when I see it, and that article is bullshit.

        1. The Carboniferous period infuriates people arguing over atmospheric carbon dioxide because it was A: a time before humans B: had massively more CO2 in the air than today C: so verdant that it left thick layers of plant matter from which we are still mining coal and D: had no shortage of animal life either.

          1. creech

            Yeah, but what was the sea level in Malibu and the Hamptons?

          2. Gadfly

            Yes, the idea that warmer temperatures = doom is soundly defeated by the fossil record. As well as can be determined, the majority of earth’s past has been hotter than it is today.

    3. Suthenboy

      Weekly. World. News.

      1. Akira

        I think the Weekly World News had more truthful content than these CAGW sermons. Plus, it was hilarious.

        I still have an old issue on my coffee table as a conversation piece. The cover has the titles “Aliens Going Home: Why They’re Leaving“, “Kid Hercules: How Did This 6-Year Old Get So Ripped?” and “Asia Miner: Family Digs All The Way To China“.

        1. Gerry Rigg

          I remember one of their front pages had a picture of some animal (crab?) nests which they tried to pass off as “ALIEN POOP!” Some time later, on a Scouting hike in Mississippi, I happened to see the “alien poop” in the wild. Got a few chuckles from my Scout buddies.

    4. Scruffy Nerfherder

      What a fall from grace.

      I eagerly await their next articles on phlebotomy and phrenology and how they’re ripe areas for new research.

      1. “Special Phlogiston Issue!”

      2. mindyourbusiness

        Maybe they’ll feature an article about the rediscovery of ether!

        1. Akira

          Or maybe hollow Earth theories, speculation on what the moon is made of, and revisiting the earth/wind/fire/water theory of matter.

          1. Bobarian LMD

            “Balancing the Humours: Why too much copper and lead in your diet might be bad for you!”

    5. Jarflax

      Isn’t the whole theory they are espousing that burning fossil fuels is releasing all the carbon that was sequestered during the Carboniferous? Why on earth would you need, or even believe possible, an earlier civilization? The whole concept is that the baseline carbon level for Earth is much higher than today, but much of it was sequestered in coal/oil deposits.

      I sometimes want to make the argument that burning fossil fuels is climate restoration. We are just undoing the damage those giant ferns did to Gaia!

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Dude, everybody knows that Satan put the fossil fuels in the ground to trick us.

        1. MikeS

          And now the White Devil is using the BLACK coal to ruin Gaia. It’s proof of his Trickenology!

    6. Any plausibility for the Silurian hypothesis stems chiefly from the vast incompleteness of the geologic record, which only gets sparser the farther back in time you go.

      Weird that they would be able to find occasional bones and skeletons from hundreds of millions of years ago in the fossil record, but somehow there was elusive and far less biodegradable pieces of evidence from a pre human industrialized society remain elusive. Seems legit.

      #science!

      1. Holy fuck is that post ever a horrible smattering of diarrhea in a canvas.

      2. Number.6

        Scientific American is no longer the search to pursue science, but to promote scientism.

    7. And yet no artifact from that “era” has ever come to light. Amazing that.

      1. Jarflax

        I used to listen to Coast to Coast, you are a dupe! Those artifacts are stored with the aliens at Area 51. Remote viewers have confirmed it.

      2. Hyperion

        I like that show ancient astronauts on the History channel. Aliens crossed interstellar space and piled up some stones into crude structures. Sure, that make total sense.

    8. ChipsnSalsa

      Frank was there to discuss the idea of studying global warming from an “astrobiological perspective”

      Sounds like Frank might be aiming for a jig at Everyday Feminism with that kind of flim-flam.

      Also, I’m not saying it was aliens but…. it was aliens.

    9. Homple

      Go to a library with a big collection of magazine back issues and compare a copy of Scientific American from 1964 with a current one and weep for what we’ve lost.

      1. Hyperion

        Look, you ain’t woke, bro. Science is not so much about math and chemistry these days, it’s about more important stuff, like intersectionality, sure our rockets may no longer fly and our bridges may fall down, but we be woke!

      2. Gustave Lytton

        You could do the same with Popular Mechanics.

  14. Rebel Scum

    Paging Cenk Ugyr

    The Armenian Genocide was not primarily a genocide. Indeed it was a genocide — Ottoman Turks targeted and massacred over a million Armenians — but genocide was not its defining feature. “Genocide” comes from the Greek word “genos,” from which we derive “genetic.” It entails race and ethnicity. Genocide is the killing of a race. The Ottoman Turks did not target Armenians primarily for their ethnicity but rather for their Christian faith. In the early fourth century Armenia became the first country in the world to adopt Christianity as its state religion. At the time of the Armenian genocide, the Muslim Ottomans also slaughtered some 750,000 Greek Christians; 300,000 Assyrian Christians; and 250,000 Maronite Christians. Armenians, Greeks, and Assyrians do not share a common ethnicity. The Ottomans slaughtered them because they worshipped the same God…

    Cowards in the West conflate race and religion because all men are created equal but all ideas are not. Those who suspect certain ideas are better than others fear being smeared as “Islamophobic” — that is, harboring an “irrational fear” of Islam. The Ottoman Turks did not irrationally slaughter two-and-a-half million Christians; contemporary Turks, among others, do not irrationally persecute Christians in 2018. They did and continue to do it for a reason, which still we obscure. On Armenian Genocide Remembrance Day, even a century later, denial abounds.

    Idk. It could have been because the Armenians and other Christians did not provide an adequate, tropical snack bar.

    1. DiegoF

      Not the newest but a particularly good Freedom Toons.

      1. DiegoF

        Not really relevant I guess but the Cenk Uyghur business reminded me.

        1. Jarflax

          Swiss is on leave; relevance is not required.

          1. MikeS

            He’s lurking between nerd meetings and drinks with nerds at his nerd convention.

          2. *narrows gaze, wanders off*

      2. “And how do you know they’re Nazis?”
        “Because I call them Nazis!”
        “Well you call men women, so…”

    2. Drake

      Pictures of the non-genocide by the friendly neighborhood Turks. Greeks there went through a similar experience a century earlier as they fought for independence.

      1. There are some photos in that batch I haven’t seen before, thanks. Gruesome.

        Is now a good time to start talking about reasonable gun control?

        1. Tundra

          You know what? I think I’m gonna save that link for the next time one of my idiot proggies starts mewling about the dangers of guns.

          1. Drake

            The crucified women… That’s how I imagine the Appian Way looking when Crassus finished off the slave revolt, but you don’t expect to see photos of in from the 20th Century.

          2. The crucifixion photos aren’t the most gruesome of the batch, but they certainly are the most stirring. Mission accomplished by the original creators, I suppose.

      2. Evil. Pure evil.

    3. Juvenile Bluster

      Cenk Ugyr was murdered by this tweet the other day.

      https://twitter.com/notwokieleaks/status/988810022510583808

      1. Drake

        Burn!

      2. Count Potato

        Damn.

    4. The Last American Hero

      So Hitler killing the Jews wasn’t genocide either?

      After all, there were plenty of Jews in concentration camps that hadn’t had a relative living in the Middle East in 1,000 years.

  15. Scruffy Nerfherder

    SJWednesday: Asian Navel-Gazing Maneuvers Edition

    The Asian American Feminism series materialized in reaction to the exclusion and tokenization of women of color and non-binary people of color amidst the groundswell of current mainstream women’s movements. Responding to a call to define and interrogate our collective positionality in this political moment, groups of self-identified Asian American feminists gathered to begin an ongoing discussion on the label itself, its inclusion and exclusion, and how to push forward an agenda that addresses all of our needs.

    The events and workshops last year covered topics as diverse as Asian American feminist politics, history, mental health and organizing, and included panel discussions with prominent local AAPI leaders. Activists and members from AAPI organizations and feminist collectives from various diasporas turned up to discuss, observe and challenge the movement’s intentions, obstacles, terminology and barriers to membership.

    Next in the series, Queering Asian American Feminism will be held at New Women Space in Brooklyn on Sunday, April 22 and will feature performances and a panel discussion (with Jes Tom, AC Dumlao, Parissah Lin and Bex Kwan) on the current state of our Asian American/feminist movements, contextualized through an LGBTQ+ lens.

    Whenever I think about defining an Asian American feminist movement, I have to ask, what issues aren’t being talked about in “White Feminism” that we need to address specifically? What issues aren’t in Black Feminism that we need to speak to specifically? [Asian American Feminism] should address issues within our communities, and that can be as broad-reaching as possible.

    I’ve been thinking back to the ‘60s and the success the Black Panther Party had and their ten point program and their policy goals. “We want housing; we want education.” I feel like, for me, that would be a good starting point to talk about what we [Asian Americans] want as a community — what our needs are — and then build it from there.

    1. DiegoF

      Asian-Americans being smart is the biggest myth out there. If they were really smart they’d be in full-bore rebellion against proggery because they are its biggest victims. Instead they’ve only gotten more and more on board as time has gone on.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        If you can’t beat ’em, join ’em. Amirite?

    2. Stinky Wizzleteats

      At least these are Americanized Asians, If the actual Asians fall into this nonsense all hope is lost.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Somebody’s got to enact our labor for us.

      2. straffinrun

        This. I don’t know what you people are doing to the yellow man in the states, but they aren’t Asian in my book.

        1. Gadfly

          This is in part due to the fact that when people assimilate, the majority assimilate to whatever is the prevailing culture of the area they live in. For example: Californian Hispanics are far more liberal, on average, than Texan Hispanics. Therefor it follows that Asian Americans will be fairly liberal, on average, as the largest Asian American communities are in such deep blue bastions as California and Hawaii.

    3. Slammer

      “I feel like, for me, that would be a good starting point to talk about what we [Asian Americans] want as a community — what our needs are — and then build it from there.”

      I have a sneaky suspicion this will not involve creating and building your own shit, but making a bunch of demands on everyone else and their money through force.

    4. Man, that’s a lot of buzzwordsalad. You’re a tough competitor for Derptetologist, that’s for sure.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        I’m humbled by this great praise.

      2. Akira

        I give it a 7 out of 10 on the Leftist buzzword scale. It could have had a 9 out of 10 if they had worked in the phrase “yellow bodies” somewhere. Amateur mistake.

    5. commodious spittoon

      tl;dr. Does it explain their slanty vaginas?

    6. Akira

      I feel like, for me, that would be a good starting point to talk about what we [Asian Americans] want as a community — what our needs are — and then build it from there.

      Asians are one of the most successful ethnic groups in America. They got there through extreme cultural pressure to work hard and get a good job. As Thomas Sowell pointed out, Asians and Jews became very prosperous because they don’t have “community leaders” on the national stage telling them that their problems are the fault of someone else and it’s someone else’s job to fix it for them. I guess that author wants to reverse that strategy.

      Also, it may just be semantic nitpicking, but I find it hard to take someone very seriously whey they begin ostensibly factual statements with “I feel”.

  16. Scruffy Nerfherder

    SJWednesday: How Can the Dating Woman Find Peace With Rape Culture

    In stick figure cartoon format, as is appropriate..

    1. Number.6

      In a shocking revelation, I’m going to guardedly defend that EF cartoon.

      It’s idiotic, but hardly an impractical way of organizing that first date *IF* you’ve been fed endless tripe about just what the odds are of being raped on a first date by a stranger. If there’s an accusation of idiocy to be addressed it’s that they needed to use a cartoon and 532 column-inches of cells to articulate the message.

      However, this is not a dating woman. It’s a woman who will suffer a greater level of solitude because of her lack of flexibility and adventurousness.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        It’s more an indictment of the whole approach to interpersonal relations among that set. Perhaps they should get out, meet people, and get to know them before dating. Just a thought. Hooking up with strangers over the internet wouldn’t be my first method for relationship success.

        But I would date any of you guys, because based on my experience here, you’re all perfectly harmless.

        1. Jarflax

          HM and SF get the basement ready, we have a live one here.

          1. Scruffy Nerfherder

            As long as I get to bring my own basket of lotion. That cheap stuff gives me a rash.

          2. But the gimp’s sleepin’. Should we wake him?

        2. Hooking up with strangers over the internet wouldn’t be my first method for relationship success.

          Don’t knock it till you try it.

    2. Raston Bot

      if you go on a first date at a guy’s apartment to drink martinis, then he is signalling that he wants to fuck and you are signalling back that you do too.

      if he gets defensive about your refusal, then he just saved you wasted time and effort by telling you he’s unstable up front before the first date.

    3. Rasilio

      The real problem with that cartoon is the entire premise falls under the category of things that virtually never happen because 99% of guys make the same damn calculation…

      This chick could be a bunny boiler, stalker, or accuse me of of raping her if I meet her for the first time in either of our apartments so I’m going to suggest someplace public where I can get a better sense of who she is before I invite her home for martinis.

      As a guy I would assume that a chick who was pressuring me for the first date to be at her place for martinis was either using martinis as a euphamism for hot sweaty one night stand random hookup sex or someone seriously unhinged. I would expect every woman on the planet to make the same assumption if the roles were reversed.

      I won’t say that random internet guy pressuring a woman to meet at his place for drinks on their first date has never happened but I will say it has never happened to 95% of women.

    4. Rope Snake

      Wait, I thought a woman having to calculate and minimize risk was victim-blaming?

  17. Drake

    James Comey – utter moron or master of sarcasm?

    REMNICK: Do you think we’d be a lot better off with Hillary Clinton as president than Donald Trump?

    COMEY: Certainly given her commitment to our traditions and our norms and our values and the rule of law, yes.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      That depends on what your definitions of those terms are.

      1. Swamp culture. If she were president, there’d be little risk of him being indicted. “disappeared” maybe, but not indicted.

        1. Stinky Wizzleteats

          Our traditions and norms of cronyism and criminality. He’s actually dead on here.

    2. Jarflax

      COMEY: Certainly given her commitment to undermining our traditions and breaking our norms and debasing our values and flouting the rule of law, yes.

      Fixed

    3. Raven Nation

      This illustrates why conversations about politics with partisans are a waste of time. How on earth would you have a meaningful conversation with Comey – or someone who admires Comey.

      1. AlexinCT

        Careful there. These people don’t admire Comey at all. They in fact hated him and were demanding he be put in a vat of boiling pitch just a while back until Trump showed him the door and he wrote the fictional manual of his that seems to favor the left. I ask everyone that misses this stuff to show me where Cindy Sheehan, a once darling of the left, is these days theta the dnc operatives with bylines no longer need her to peddle their side’s cause celebre.

        1. Raven Nation

          The media may not admire Comey but plenty of people do. You do make a fair point. I would modify my original statement to include people who admire – or who are willing to use – Comey. You still can’t have a meaningful conversation.

    4. Rebel Scum

      given her commitment to our traditions and our norms and our values and the rule of law, yes.

      An interesting statement considering the detail in which he once described her crimes.

    5. Akira

      our traditions and our norms

      The “traditions and norms” of politics is that the establishment elites do whatever they want and enjoy supra-legal privilege. People are fucking sick of these “traditions and norms”, and that’s a big part of why Trump won.

      What the fuck doesn’t he get about this?

  18. Ella Fitzgerald always bored me to tears. Now Billie Holiday, though not as technically proficient, tugs at my heart strings like no other.

    For folk music, Sandy Denny.

    For alt/whatever music, the queen of them all is Lisa Gerrard of Dead Can Dance
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGmvXGBBfjs

    1. Rufus the Monocled

      Each bring something brilliant and unique to the table. Ella elegance, Billie passion. I do like Billie’s interesting catalog from big band to her somber works later on.

      The the third lady often grouped with them Sarah Vaughan I never quite caught on to.

      1. I tried to like Sarah, but yeah – didn’t do anything for me.

        I recently delved into more obscure female jazz vocalists and there are many out there that have become a bit more forgotten or just plain ignored as time has marched on: Ernestine Anderson, Peggy Lee, Toni Harper, Marilyn Moore, Etta Jones, Linda Lawson, and Lucy Reed -to name a few.

        Lee Wiley
        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UL4WyAZVJFs

        1. Rufus the Monocled

          Peggy Lee and Anita O’Day I really enjoy.

          There are a few others but their names escape me at the moment.

          1. Rufus the Monocled

            Blossom Dearie is another.

    2. Raven Nation

      A shout out (not the best) for: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lk6kvVGPURA

  19. Canada has the Canadian Tuxedo

    Michigan/Midwest has it’s own form, which is worn by 90% of the male population. Blue jeans, usually one size too large, and lately with “fancy” pockets. A belt to keep ’em up, unless you are a plumber. Add in a t-shirt, or, if the weather is cold enough, a sweatshirt with favorite sports team. (Alternative: place you work or hunting gear). Baseball cap with said sports team and/or place of employment.

    1. AlexinCT

      Is that tuxedo supposed to be worn with a Colombian neck tie?

  20. Juvenile Bluster

    Via TOS: Your daily nutpunch. This one’s especially infuriating.

    tl;dr: Chicago’s in massive debt, which they’re trying to solve by stealing cars from people who commit minor offenses that might tangentially involve their cars and for which they’re almost never charged criminally.

    I blame Chicago’s years of far right wing governance.

    1. Juvenile Bluster

      Chicago doesn’t even have to follow state law or orders from state court judges.

      Also:

      While Chicago has the freedom to depart from Illinois state law in its own code, those departures only go one way: making it easier for the city to win impound cases.

      For example, under Illinois law, the state can’t initiate asset forfeiture actions for marijuana offenses unless the drugs are over a certain weight threshold. This keeps state police from fishing for petty seizures, like taking someone’s car for having a joint in the ashtray. Chicago’s municipal code, on the other hand, has no such threshold, meaning any amount of drugs, no matter how small, can trigger an impound.

      Documents provided by Hemmer in another case show one of his clients’ cars was impounded for a plastic bag containing less than .1 grams of heroin—trace residue.

      More importantly for Byrd and many other defendants, unlike under state law, there is no “innocent owner” defense in city impound laws. These provisions still put the burden of proof on owners to show their innocence, but at least offer an escape hatch.

      Under Chicago’s merciless municipal code, it doesn’t matter if Byrd was unaware his passenger had heroin in his pocket. All the city has to prove is that it is more likely than not there were drugs in his car.

      .1 grams? There’s a good chance you have that at the bottom of your shoes after walking around the city.

      1. TK

        .1 grams? There’s a good chance you have that at the bottom of your shoes after walking around the city.

        *rubs hands together greedily* perfect.

        /Chicago Politician

  21. Rufus the Monocled

    Nick DiPaolo fired from Sirius XM for Tweet about that idiot Fresno professor.

    When will the over reaction stop?

  22. Rufus the Monocled

    Venezuela fires two Chevron execs for refusing, get this, to take part in corruption:

    https://seekingalpha.com/article/4165059-venezuela-just-sealed-fate-oil-production-set-plummet?ifp=0

    1. AlexinCT

      I thought they were also arrested for crimes against the state…

  23. bacon-magic

    Hi SP! Your cookies are still the best.

    *EDIT FAIRY SAVES BACON*

    1. Tundra

      Hi bacon! How’s things?

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        The Blues missed the playoffs. What do you think? /slap!

        1. Tundra

          I wouldn’t say they missed them, Bob. /slap!

      2. bacon-magic

        Good but busy! Learning new things is fun and challenging.

    2. Juvenile Bluster

      You’re cookies

      I’m against the death penalty, but I’m willing to suspend that belief for this.

      1. Get’s em every time

    3. Whee! That’s my favorite edit fairy!

  24. Enough About Palin

    Climate change is ‘not as bad as we thought’ say scientists

    https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/950748/climate-change-scientists-impact-not-as-bad-on-planet

    1. Mr Lizard

      Ya, we pushed two of our terraforming units past their recommended overhauls despite numerous emails from the onsite engineers. The idiot managers were trying to make cycle goals. Regardless said managers were invited up for a ‘critical leadership meeting’ on the flagship, annnnnd promptly shoved out an airlock.

    2. Rufus the Monocled

      ENOUGH OF THIS MADNESS! ARREST THE DENIERS!

      Time for a dunking!

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunking

    3. Rasilio

      However, a separate study by Plymouth University and French colleagues says that average winter wave heights along the Atlantic coast of Western Europe have been rising for almost seven decades.

      How the fuck is this even related to the first half of the story? It doesn’t refute it or alter it or even address it in any meaningful way.

      It would be like my saying “My wife painted the walls in my bedroom green* yesterday however today is raining and overcast” it is a complete and total non sequitur. They don’t even make the claim that the changes in wave height are driven by climate change in the article but even if the researchers did make that claim in their paper it would be irrelevant because the initial study discussed does not make any claim about there not having been any past warming so the wave study would still be perfectly in line with it’s findings.

  25. Count Potato

    “Here’s the statement of security consultant Jonathan Nichols regarding the claims of blog-hacking by MSNBC’s Joy Reid.”

    https://twitter.com/ErikWemple/status/988963435412107264

    tl;dr: Doctor Who is working for the Russians.

    1. Why the hell do I always take a snorkel into the river of sewage?

      ?man in bloom?
      @MichaelBloomer8
      ·
      7h
      Incredibly, some of us have the temerity to dream of a world that isn’t just 10% better than the late-capitalist hell we live in. Oh, and acting like there’s some racial reason for my disliking her is tokenizing as hell.

    1. Yusef drives a Kia

      He’s still around, huh

      1. Viking1865

        Recently resurfaced. His wife passed away recently.

        1. Yusef drives a Kia

          I heard that, I thought he Quit because Sad, I wouldn’t blame him, He is still a mean old man, Thank God

          1. Viking1865

            No he quit years ago just because he was done with it, was off line for a long time, and then his wife died like in the last couple years.

            I think he needs the Patreon income.

    2. I haven’t seen this guy in a really long time, like since he was shilling for Iraq War 2. I liked the rant though.

    3. SugarFree

      Meh. Degenerates into a NeverTrumper rant. How dare they think for themselves! Get on the MAGA train!

      Manichean nonsense.

    4. Rasilio

      eh I stopped reading when he called Obama a serious Marxist. Either he has no clue what a Marxist is or he is flat out lying.

      Obama was neither a political or economic Marxist and he wasn’t even close to being in the same ballpark as one.

      It is really hard to pin down what Obama actually was because no on has bothered to coin any terms that apply to him.

      In a lot of way Obama was essentially a Fascist. Not a Nazi but he had far more in common with Mussolini’s Fascism than anything Marx ever said however there were a few key differences. Fascism rejects foreign cultural influences and elevates the nation over others. Obama however denigrated his culture as being lower than foreign ones and elevated internationalism over national interests.

      So what do you call a Fascist who rejects his nation and culture in favor of a globalist approach and foreign cultures? THAT is what Obama was we just don’t have a word for it.

      1. ChipsnSalsa

        Cuckist?

      2. MikeS

        Obamist?

        1. slumbrew

          Tranzi.

      3. Akira

        I don’t think it’s entirely inaccurate to call Obama a Marxist. He thinks “income inequality” is “the defining challenge of our time”, and never really explained why incomes should be equal when there are vast differences in competence and the type of work being done. He just works from this unsupported premise that one person making more money than another person is an evil that must be stamped out by the government.

        1. Rasilio

          That would merely be something he agreed with Marxists on, there are things we (libertarians) would agree with Marxists on that does not make us Marxists. At no point has Obama ever advocated for or expressed support for the idea that the means of production should be collectively owned so he is not a Marxist

      4. Rufus the Monocled

        I’ll settle for a puerile chameleon in it for himself.

        He was no Marxist. I agree.

  26. Rebel Scum

    OT: On the way in to work I heard that another judge has ruled against Trumps DACA rescission on the grounds that the admin. did not provide adequate legal justification. I am at a loss here because I am pretty sure that any executive order previously enacted can be altered or removed by any future administration. This has gotten into very dangerous territory.

    1. Drake

      Yep – the justification for DACA in the first place was “I got elected and have a pen” so let’s import more Democrats.

      1. Private Chipperbot

        Look. This fucking ratchet only turns in one direction.

        1. AlexinCT

          It’s part & parcel of that promise to fundamentally change America..

    2. Packing the courts with activist judges has been part of the prog plan for a century. I think lifetime appointments of judges was one of the few mistakes made in the Constitution.

      1. AlexinCT

        I didn’t see this as a mistake. The problem we need to solve is the fact that the lies and destructive shit peddled by the people that have abused the system seems to be so attractive to so many people. No system in the universe that I can think of can kill off the problems caused by people driven by envy and jealousy of others. Especially when they have a cadre of lying cunts telling them those others didn’t earn anything but stole it.

    3. Scruffy Nerfherder

      It is dangerous precisely because the backlash against the judge is going to be treated as purely partisan instead of as a principled stand for the rule of law. This will just make it more of an incentive for judges to pick sides for protection against criticism.

  27. The Late P Brooks

    Okay. I tried to read that “Scientific” “American” article about the Lost Industrial Civilization which explains the otherwise anomalous non-anthropogenic temperature variations. Instead of looking for obscure clues about temperature fluctuations in sedimentary layers, why not look for the sort of tangible inorganic things which would be created and left behind by an “industrial” society? Like… you know… buildings, or self-propelled conveyances (terrestrial or otherwise), or tools.

    I didn’t get all the way to the end. Maybe it was an extraterrestrial race who were devoutly adherents of the “Pack it in, pack it out!” ethos of wilderness exploration. Yeeesh.

    1. As long as you came away knowing that the Original Sin of humanity soils GAIA and can never be fully cleansed except by paying higher taxes and electing Democrats then the article was a success.

    2. Chipwooder

      Pack it up, pack it in

      1. Get in, get off, get out?

    3. Rasilio

      far more of that than you think would be eroded away to nothing by a few 10’s of millions of years.

      evidence for cars wouldn’t last 1000 years, evidence that there was a building somewhere might not last 10,000 for most buildings. There was a show discovery channel did at one point called After Humans in which they postulated all humans dissappear overnight with no other changes and then work through what would happen. By 100,000 years in the future from that event essentially there would be no evidence that humans had ever existed on the surface of the earth. Under it sure there would be some but now throw in another 29990000 years how much of that evidence would be destroyed by tectonic activity? If such a thing ever existed for all we know the land it used to be located on is currently located at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean or under Antartica and so we never found any evidence for it because we’ve never looked in the right place?

      Or heck maybe we have found evidence for it and didn’t know what it was we were looking at…

      https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/ancient-nuclear-reactor/

      That said, while the theory is plausible I think we can pretty effectively dismiss it because any technologically advanced civilization would be a global one and even after a billion years some of it’s artifacts would remain to be found and we would have found them by now. Heck the easiest thing we would have seen is evidence of ancient mines in existing mineral deposits and most especially since the source of most of our Coal was from a time far before any intelligent life could have emerged on earth, far enough that it’s remains would have already been coal at the time of the dinosaurs. Given that I find it impossible to believe that a global technological civilization would not have mined the majority of the worlds coal that originated in the carboniferous era.

      So that right there is pretty solid evidence that there has never been a prehuman civilization on Earth that even reached 19th century levels of technology and therefore they certainly would have left no global warming impact

    1. Chipwooder

      Oh my goodness, that is absolutely priceless. Layer and layers of quadruple-checking oversight at work.

    2. Slammer

      Gold, Jerry! KEK

    1. In case you’re paywalled.

      http://archive.is/oXu15

      1. TK

        We don’t use “slap” or “babe” like that… but the rest is fairly accurate.

  28. “Try extra hard to be nice to all the stupid people you meet. ”

    Ha! No.

    1. robc

      I think I am very nice around here.

      1. straffinrun

        This is nice robc?

        1. robc

          Yes. You should see what an ass I am face to face.

          1. straffinrun

            *mind blown from oxymoron*

          2. So….ass to mouth? ?????

    2. For Animal “Try to maul and eat the stupid people you meet”?

      1. I can work with that.

  29. robc

    Sports: The Reds won 2 in a row for the first time since September.

    They tried to blow it, they gave the Braves 4 in the 9th, but won in the 12th.

  30. AlexinCT

    Anyone think that this potential revelation will go anywhere? I mean, anyone that doesn’t have their heads up their asses and knows the laws involved, knows that this happened, but forcing the douchebags that think that the criminal activity by Hillary was much ado about nothing to accept this happened, would be a win for all. If Hillary, and for that matter Obama, gets away with doing what they did, we are going to keep this weaponized government that is more interested in protecting itself and views the rest of us as disposable serfs.

    *EDIT FERRY CAN’T FIND LINK*

    1. straffinrun

      The blown link aside, I’m sure you’re right.

      1. AlexinCT

        Try again… link.

    2. Cool link bro

    3. Rebel Scum

      Are you talking about this story?

      But the Clinton campaign’s control of the contributions did not end once the funds reached the DNC, as the complaint filed with the FEC detailed. Rather, public statements by former DNC chairwoman Donna Brazile acknowledged that “[a]s Hillary’s campaign gained momentum, she resolved the party’s debt and put it on a starvation diet. It had become dependent on her campaign for survival, for which she expected to wield control of its operations.”

      Gary Gensler, the chief financial officer of the Clinton campaign, which operated as Hillary For America “HFA,” out of Brooklyn, New York, likewise stated that the Democratic Party was “fully under the control of the Clinton campaign . . . . The campaign had the DNC on life support, giving it money every month to meet its basic expenses, while the campaign was using the party as a fund-raising clearinghouse.”

      By excercising control over the DNC’s funds, including funds transferred from the HVF through the state parties, the contributions qualified as donations to the Clinton campaign for purposes of federal campaign finance law, and when properly accounted for exceeded the legal contribution limits.

      1. AlexinCT

        Added my link above, but this is a story in the similar vein.

    1. straffinrun

      “These are the largest increases reported anywhere in the world,” he added, blaming a lack of resources and ineffective anti-malaria campaigns.”

      If only the state had taken more of the people’s money…

      1. AlexinCT

        It’s OK, because everyone has the same access to getting sick and dying.. Social Justice win!

    2. Jarflax

      Proof that socialism is equal to classical liberalism.

      Classical liberalism abolished starvation, malaria, small pox, rickets, and slavery.

      Socialism restored starvation, malaria, small pox, rickets and slavery.

      Classical Liberalism and Socialism

      Equal in magnitude opposite in direction

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        IT’S STATE CAPITALISM YOU DUMMY

        /Chomsky

      2. Gadfly

        The US is late stage capitalism. Venezuela is late stage socialism. The immigration rates of both nations prove which ideology is superior.

        1. Are you saying Venezuela is better because they’ve managed to avoid this immigration problem by bankrupting their welfare programs faster?

    3. MikeS

      Reading the quotes from Pedro Alonso, the WHO malaria guy, made me want to reach into the computer and slap him. It’s fucking communism that caused it you dumbshit. And it’s infected Venezuelans fleeing that shithole that is spreading malaria across the continent. Not a lack of resources or education.

      And reading this made me sad and angry at the same time:

      Venezuela was the first country to have eradicated malaria in 1961 by the WHO – ahead of the US and other developed nations.

    1. Hey, once this dude reaches pound-me-in-the-ass maximum prison, he won’t have his incel problem anymore. He’ll be involuntarily incelibate. Chortle.

    2. Jarflax

      +1 couldn’t get laid in a whorehouse

    3. SugarFree

      NBC News described incel as an “internet hate group” this morning.

      1. commodious spittoon

        I’m unconvinced it’s not just another 4chan prank.

    4. Just Say’n

      What happened to the old days when a man who couldn’t get laid took out his frustration by blackening another man’s eye in a bar?

      1. Just Say’n

        That’s what we considered therapy where I grew-up

        1. TK

          The men that did that are in jail for assault, as they should be.

          1. Just Say’n

            Not if it were mutual combat. I’m not saying assault

  31. The Late P Brooks

    By excercising control over the DNC’s funds, including funds transferred from the HVF through the state parties, the contributions qualified as donations to the Clinton campaign for purposes of federal campaign finance law, and when properly accounted for exceeded the legal contribution limits.

    There’s nothing wrong with Dark Money as long as it goes to a Democrat.

  32. Just Say’n

    https://twitter.com/LifeNewsHQ/status/988955761102540800

    After removing his ventilator, the UK child has continued to breathe which has infuriated state authorities. So now they are starving the child.

    It can’t happen here*

    *Not for at least another five years

    1. Just Say’n

      “All glory and power are yours, all mighty state”

      1. Chipwooder

        Forever and ever, rule Britannia

    2. MikeS

      Someone in the comments claims that they let him go home. Have you seen that anywhere?

      1. Just Say’n

        No. But, apparently, they have relented and decided to feed the child after he survived 28 hours without anything to eat. So, my original link was old

        https://twitter.com/LifeNewsHQ/status/989126944661778432

        1. straffinrun

          The media is putting “vegetative state” in front of the wrong person.

    3. Just Say’n

      https://twitter.com/Pontifex/status/988496588283826177

      Of note, the pope dubbed a “socialist” has led the call opposing what the UK has done here

      1. Raven Nation

        He’s been pretty consistent on what you might call “prolife” issues (death penalty, abortion, etc.) hasn’t he?

        1. Just Say’n

          Yes. He really wouldn’t have a choice in deviating from those principles. The so called “Catholic Left” are not comprised of people that want to water down the church’s pro-life message. They are primarily people who believe that abortion and immigration, for example, should be given equal footing despite what the Catechism states.

      2. Viking1865

        Does he not have a plane? Seriously. Fly in, go to the hospital, and carry that kid out. Make the UK government arrest the fucking Pope.

        Do it Francis.

      3. Hyperion

        This is not the first time they have pulled this shit. This right here, this is socialized medicine. This is what you get for half your income.

      4. MikeS

        This exchange was in the comments:

        rass Robin
        ‏ @J23Brass
        24h24 hours ago
        Replying to @Pontifex
        Citizens should be given a chance to opt out of paying taxes for such a health care system.

        moo
        ‏ @momee591
        23h23 hours ago
        Eh no. With rights come responsibilities that you can’t opt out of. The NHS is the most important responsibility for us Brits.

        You got that? The NHS is the most important responsibility.

        1. Just Say’n

          Europe has not become more secular. It has instead converted to a new church- the Church of the State. This is a trajectory that has continued since Robespierre’s Cult of Reason. Most people (but not all) need some type of belief in a higher power that is righteous. In the absence of a sky wizard, people are naturally drawn to the concept that the nation, itself, is divine.

          And that is why maintaining the American concept of religious liberty is so important. Not affording accommodations for the religious is an implicit acceptance that the State is the one true god.

          1. Raven Nation

            Michael Burleigh has some really good books on this.

            Here’s one.

    4. Viking1865

      If you give up your guns, they will starve your children to death in the name of compassion.

      1. War is peace, freedom is slavery etc. etc.

  33. Count Potato

    “The Prosecution of Count Dankula

    The problem with defending free speech is that you never get to defend it on exactly the territory you hoped for. Of course, one keeps one’s fingers crossed that the next defense of free speech will be mounted against an attempt to ban Areopagitica or burn all extant copies of A la recherché du temps perdu. Alas, events tend to turn out otherwise.

    Having solved all burglaries, muggings, rapes, and parking offenses in the nation, the Scottish police decided that it was necessary to arrest and charge Count Dankula. The authorities then chose to prosecute him.”

    https://www.nationalreview.com/corner/count-dankula-mark-meechan-prosecution-free-speech-battle/

    1. Rebel Scum

      Well, yea. You can only stop the resurgence of fascism by acting like a fascist. //Anti-faThug

  34. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Well dammit, just found out my favorite teacher from high school died in 2014. He taught Latin, English, and Western Civilization, and was the toughest grader I ever had. The man had three PhDs and was an amateur archaeologist as well as an artist. I learned more from him that the rest of my teachers combined. The damn school ran him out in the 90’s because some of the parents complained that he was too tough. I never forgave the school for caving on that.

    Bye Doc, you’ll be missed. Hope you’ve got plenty to read.

    In omnibus requiem quaesivi, et nusquam inveni nisi in angulo cum libro

    1. Just Say’n

      “Latin, English, and Western Civilization”

      He sounds alt-right or something. Latin and Western Civilization are racist and patriarchal or something

      1. straffinrun

        Goddammit. Maybe this is an echo chamber.

        1. Just Say’n

          (echo)

      2. Scruffy Nerfherder

        He certainly wouldn’t have claimed all cultures were created equal.

    2. straffinrun

      Sounds like a proto shitlord. I’ll drink one for him tonight.

      1. Just Say’n

        “Juuuust a bit outside”

      2. Scruffy Nerfherder

        True story, he would offer 1,000 points of extra credit in Latin if you could answer a single question.” What was the name of Caesar’s polydactyl horse?”

        Only one person ever found the answer, which back in the 80’s was buried in a single dusty tome in some university library.

        1. Just Say’n

          Do you speak Latin fluently?

          1. Scruffy Nerfherder

            Oh hell no. I took all the national exams and did well up through 4th year and AP, but once I left high school it went by the wayside.

            I still have nightmares of translating Virgil’s Aeneid, with its extra special uses of the ablative that appear nowhere else in all of the Latin texts.

          2. Just Say’n

            It’s still pretty cool that you got to read some of the classics in their original Latin. Even most Catholic high schools don’t teach Latin anymore

          3. Scruffy Nerfherder

            If I were to go back and try to read anything, it would be Caesar and Cicero. I recall enjoying those.

            My son is taking Latin in Catholic school now, but it’s primarily focused on the Vulgate and texts written after that point. The church tended to use a simplified grammar compared to the early Romans.

          1. SugarFree

            Julius. He was consciously aping Alexander the Great and Bucephalus.

          2. Scruffy Nerfherder

            Decades from now, Empress Kardashian the 4th will wear a trucker hat in an attempt to evoke the glory of Trump.

          3. Jarflax

            My Ghost will wail endlessly through the night.

          4. Just Say’n

            And this will be when the Four Horsemen begin their ride

  35. The Late P Brooks

    Good news, everyone! The dreaded pistol emoji on your phone is going to be replaced with a cute cartoon squirt gun.

    I feel safer already.

    1. Jarflax

      Now if only we could do something about assault poptarts

    2. Yusef drives a Kia

      America the Pussification: Part whatever…

    3. Pope Jimbo

      *peeks out of closet*
      *notices that it is a real squirt gun and not a pop tart eaten into the shape of a squirt gun*
      *dives back under pile of blankets in the closet shivering in fear*

  36. Count Potato

    “Intellectual Refusniks and Renegades

    Human beings are drawn to those who are willing to risk everything to say “no.” Society pushes us to embrace a variety of causes — and particularly today, in the era of mass media and social networks, we are expected to abide by the standards of our peers. If individuals refuse to do so, we immediately ask the question the lawyer asks of Bartleby: Why? Why are individuals willing to risk so much to speak the truth as they see it, to avoid conforming with the crowd? Perhaps they have allegiances to principles that are deeper than those of our postmodern culture, with its emphasis on relative truth and on identity above argument. Perhaps those principles mean something.

    And they do. Human beings are drawn to truth. They resonate to data. They want to hear arguments rather than character assaults. That’s why the same incidents that cast Harris and Weinstein and Peterson out of the fold have built them newer, stronger, more interesting audiences.

    We live in a society that embraces the totalitarian rule articulated by T. H. White: “Everything which is not forbidden is compulsory.” But those who refuse to abide by that rule must have discovered something worth fighting for. And perhaps we have something to learn from them, if freedom means triumphing over the kindly-hearted totalitarianism of the intersectional Left.”

    https://www.nationalreview.com/2018/04/sam-harris-jordan-peterson-intellectual-renegades-audiences-growing/

    1. AlexinCT

      And they do. Human beings are drawn to truth. They resonate to data.

      Oh man, this gave me a hell of a laugh…

      I have found that people, especially the ones that think they are the super smart ones, because they believe the marxist woke nonsense the left’s intelligentsia peddles as the bar for being an intellectual, tend to despise the truth. Especially when said truth challenges their beliefs. Not saying this is exclusive to team blue, but the manifestation there takes a new level of insanity.

      1. Rebel Scum

        woke nonsense the left’s intelligentsia peddles

        Who are you to disagree with the experts, you cousin-fucking shitlord? ///Tony

        1. AlexinCT

          Well played man..

          For a second there I thought it was really that old douchebag Tony.

      2. TK

        That stuck out to me too. I think Ben Shapiro is participating in the left’s favorite pastime – projection. He is drawn to truth. He resonates with data.

        Most people are just looking for someone to confirm their bias. That being said, I do think that Peterson and Harris resonate with people that are center-left simply because I think people are getting tired of being called “racist, sexist or whatever-phobe.”

        1. Hyperion

          All I know is that it sure is fun watching the left eat their own, their latest casualty being Joy Reid. I wonder who’s next?

    2. Hyperion

      The left have a very real problem. In my observations, despite all the ongoing effort by Youtube, Facebook, Google, etc, to silence all opposition to the accepted group think, the left are still getting beaten to a pulp on the internet. If that’s slowed down any at all, I can’t tell it, in fact I think it’s getting worse for them. They’re no doubt going to have to resort to more severe methods to silence their critics. Maybe they can have a serious talk with China’s emperor to learn how this can be done. I was just reading a headline this morning, somewhere, that the first known victim of China’s social credit score system found himself unable to board a flight because he’s on ‘the list’. That place is quickly turning into a real progtopia.

      1. Suthenboy

        I have noted several times lately that all of the lefty websites/news sites seem to have taken down their comment sections.

        1. Hyperion

          There’s good reason for that. Their writers were being savaged in the comments.

    3. Suthenboy

      The two things people hate the most are truth and responsibility.

      1. Hyperion

        The left want the truth, except that they want ‘their’ truth, not the reality kind. They definitely do not want responsibility, which is why they never cease to call on the government to take more of that away from them and let the state deal with it. The issue is that the state is very inefficient in dealing with that. It’s why we’re seeing the breakdown of society. This is why we get school shootings. When I was growing up, if there was a problem with a certain student or students, the teachers and parents took care of it. Now, both the teachers and the parents shirk their responsibility and call the cops and put the student on AD meds or anti-depressants.

  37. The Late P Brooks

    NBC News described incel as an “internet hate group” this morning.

    *searches “incel”*

    Huh. Whatever.

    1. Yusef drives a Kia

      Self hate counts, right?

    2. AlexinCT

      Incel is supposedly a group of guys that are angry that they are celibate, but not by choice. Meaning they are unable to get laid for whatever reason, and they hate the world for that. In our new proggie everyone is a victim society, they are basically claiming to be victims, which gives me a good laugh..

      1. Hyperion

        Maybe it’s just me, but I find it extremely pathetic that anyone would go on the internet and brag about never getting laid. WTF? Is this the new breed of mangina? In fact, I can’t even believe it. Anyone can get laid, maybe they just need to lower their standards a little or get a personality or something?

        1. Chipwooder

          I’m a short, dorky, chubby, very introverted doofus, and even *I* managed to have sex a least a few times before I turned 20.

          1. Clearly you’re a slut, be more picky.

        2. Back in my 4chan days when I would run into these guys, I would say something like:

          “Go out and join a church, or some other social organization. You’re not going to meet women by sitting in your mom’s basement.”

      2. Gilmore

        they are unable to get laid for whatever reason,

        Surely ganging up with fellow not-laid-getters is the correct path to individual betterment

        1. Hyperion

          Yeah, that’s a real statement there, sure to peak the ladies interest.

      3. Juvenile Bluster

        They’re generally the type who cry that “assholes get all the girls!”, so they act like assholes (I mean, they usually act like assholes, but they redouble their efforts), still no women will go anywhere near them, which is all everyone’s fault but their own.

        My favorite ones are the white supremacist + incels (you see that combo a lot). They generally think that (1) black people are stealing all the white women, because (2) the Jews control all women everywhere and are doing that on purpose.

        1. Juvenile Bluster

          My favorite incel of all time is this dude https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/17/socially-anxiety-dating-government-should-pay-women-date-men_n_3293626.html

          That article fails to point out that he’s extremely angry at his mother …

          for not having sex with him.

          1. Juvenile Bluster

            Here’s him at his most insane.

            https://i.redd.it/mrc49sueh5h01.jpg

          2. Scruffy Nerfherder

            Well there’s a potential candidate for involuntary commitment.

          3. That is positively surreal.

    3. Suthenboy

      I have a suspicion that those guys are all a bit off.
      Ok, what I really mean is they are completely bug-fuck crazy.

  38. Count Potato

    “Staring at boobs is just one of six easy ways men can live longer”

    https://nypost.com/2017/03/27/staring-at-boobs-is-just-one-of-six-easy-ways-men-can-live-longer/

    In other news, Q is over 9,000 years old.

    1. I gift this knowledge to all of you so that you may live as well.

      1. Mr Lizard

        So are you going to take the form of a giant floating head and start puking out boobs all over the place?

    2. cyto

      Soooooo…….

      When universal health care comes around, we can mandate that all hot 19 year old women must share their boobies with us, right? You know, for health reasons. If you can mandate that doctors and nurses provide services…..

  39. The Late P Brooks

    Human beings are drawn to truth. They resonate to data. They want to hear arguments rather than character assaults.

    The available evidence does not support this claim.

    1. Juvenile Bluster

      A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it.

      1. kinnath

        One of the truest lines ever spoken.

      2. Private Chipperbot

        Wise words from Agent K.

    1. Rebel Scum

      Is Madonna advocating a coup?

    2. Nightmare juice. At least she has the excuse of releasing that prior to the election. Oddly, I want to watch again.

    3. Rope Snake

      I love that Madonna’s avatar looks like a Bratz doll. Act your age, Ciccone.

  40. Raven Nation

    Today is ANZAC Day.

    1. Raven Nation

      2015 100th anniversary at Gallipoli.

    2. Raven Nation

      And this time with the link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGjPaQ8a3XY

    3. Gustave Lytton

      Legal issues[edit]
      The term Anzac is protected under Australian law and cannot be used in Australia without permission from the Minister for Veterans’ Affairs;[7] misuse can be legally enforced particularly for commercial purposes. Likewise similar restrictions on naming[8] are enshrined in New Zealand law[9] where the Governor General can elect to enforce naming legislation. There is a general exemption granted for Anzac biscuits, as long as these biscuits remain basically true to the original recipe and are both referred to and sold as Anzac biscuits and never as cookies.

      Despite the government of Australia, I have a very soft spot for the Aussies. 70+ years and they’re still taking care of our regimental chapel.

  41. Gilmore

    Video of a *former* NYC Port Authority commissioner arriving at her daughters traffic stop

    (@1:21)

    … and immediately begin trying to tell the police what to do, whipping out her (no longer valid) former PA badge, insisting that she now has some legal authority in the matter, threatening to ‘talk to the mayor’, and insisting that these children attend MIT, Yale, (which apparently means they are Supra-Citizens, entitled to deference, or something) …. to which the police politely repeat that she has zero relationship to the incident in question and that she isn’t due any particular information or deference. She then threatens them repeatedly.

    More on her bio – not relevant, really, but informative

    I assume some people will have stereotypes of a certain kind of NY-area personality confirmed. The reality is that the cop-attitude is far more stereotypical than the woman. Tho her general hubris is something you can find lots of, in various forms, in the north-jersey/LI/Westchester suburbs.

    1. Hyperion

      Someone posted this yesterday. My opinion of it is still the same, the cops were actually very polite with her, she’s obviously just a c word with a capital C.

      1. cyto

        I was very impressed with the officer’s handling of the situation. It would be difficult to maintain that level of professionalism in the face of that level of rude for such an extended run.

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      She’s a real piece of work. I can’t wait for the next time she gets pulled over.

      1. Hyperion

        Probably makes me a bad person, but I was seriously almost wishing she’d start hitting the cops or something and get body slammed and cuffed.

        1. Scruffy Nerfherder

          The cops handled it perfectly. They had her on video being a bitch and attempting to throw her weight around. That had to be one of the most enjoyable reviews of dash video in the history of the precinct.

    3. Drake

      Every “normal” (soldiers, cops, guards, maintenance people, Bill Clinton…) who meets her seems to come away appalled at her demeanor.

      1. Gilmore

        Well, there’s the little detail of “Using your (irrelevant credentials) as claim of authority” potentially being a crime or ethics-violation which could justify disbarment.

        Showing her badge to cops was bad enough (“that is my ID” – no, its not: its not legal identification, its a show of status); demanding to be called “Commissioner” was simply adding to the clear intent she had in trying to sway officers of the law via some show of her official-status

        the civil code in NY is stricter than that of NJ (not surprising since corruption is like a statewide past-time); but flashing your badge at a cop when you’re just a retired civil servant could be a crime.

        1. Gilmore

          Oh, and *of course*…

          …she’s the Chairperson of the NY/NJ Port Authority Ethics Committee

          it wasn’t perfect enough, so reality had to step-it-up

  42. Count Potato

    “The Price Of Freedom Is £800”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VDfcrDHvzE

    https://www.gofundme.com/fund-the-count-dankula-appeal

    “£94,266 of £100,000 goal
    Raised by 3,912 people in 23 hours “

    1. Hyperion

      Where is that? Canada or Britain? Or Germany? How the hell can making a dog up as a Nazi be any sort of crime?

      1. TK

        The UK.

        1. Hyperion

          I should have noted the monetary unit. But I just guessed right away it had to be among the top choices. I wonder how their war on knives is going?

      2. Just Say’n

        This happened on that Miserable Little Island

      3. Count Potato

        Scotland

        But there were protests in London:

        https://twitter.com/OpinionatedEuro/status/988892727835287552

        1. Hyperion

          Those Londoners are obviously racist Islamaphobes and Nazis.

    2. straffinrun

      The price of worldwide media attention and martyrdom – 800 pounds.

    3. Drake

      Benny Hill and Monty Python just couldn’t happen today. I’m surprised they let Top Gear go on as long as they did.

      1. Raven Nation

        Fawlty Towers would have rejected just for the Manuel character.

        1. commodious spittoon

          Que?

          1. Gustave Lytton

            ¿Què?

          2. commodious spittoon

            Si.

          3. Stinky Wizzleteats

            Don’t mind him, he’s from Barcelona.

  43. commodious spittoon

    Hillary Clinton, the Garfield of Chappaqua.

    Even at special off-the-record drinks events specifically designed by her staff to allow Clinton to let her guard down and banter with reporters the way Barack Obama did, Clinton excoriates the journos for having big egos and little brains. On one such fence-mending effort in New Hampshire, Chozick writes, “She exuded a particularly icy aloofness and a how-long-do-I-have-to-talk-to-you-a**holes demeanor that made me feel as if I’d never been born.”

    You mean a bunch of unctuous, fart-huffing tools make for bad company? It takes a special sort of cretin to make Clinton seem sympathetic.

    I disagree with Kyle’s premise, though. Clinton’s a misanthrope, sure, but walling herself off from reporters and voters was the best tactic she could have taken.

    1. Hyperion

      I wish she’d wall herself off from the public, period. And take Obama with her.

      1. slumbrew

        “Cask of Amontillado” style

        1. Gustave Lytton

          Once Future First Lad approves of this.

          1. slumbrew

            “Hillary!”

            No answer. I called again —

            “Hillary!”

            No answer still. I thrust a torch through the remaining aperture and let it fall within. There came forth in return only a jingling of the bells. My heart grew sick; it was the dampness of the catacombs that made it so. I hastened to make an end of my labour. I forced the last stone into its position; I plastered it up. Against the new masonry I re-erected the old rampart of bones. For the half of a century no mortal has disturbed them. In pace requiescat!

  44. Hyperion

    I don’t watch the Simpsons, but did Apu have a nice slurpy machine?

      1. Hyperion

        Look at that list of flavors. Dude was totally woke. Wheat grass, nummy.

  45. The Late P Brooks

    On one such fence-mending effort in New Hampshire, Chozick writes, “She exuded a particularly icy aloofness and a how-long-do-I-have-to-talk-to-you-a**holes demeanor that made me feel as if I’d never been born.”

    Useful idiots are only tolerated if they are being “useful”.

  46. cyto

    The Modigliani masterpiece has rekindled my opinion that the art crowd is entirely populated by ego-stroking idiots.

    That thing looks like it was done by an utterly pedestrian college sophomore artist. My sister has done better nudes – and that’s no exaggeration. Anyone who pays big bucks for that thing is too busy worrying about what other people think. Because I refuse to accept that more than a smattering of folks find that painting particularly alluring – or even interesting.

    1. The professional art world is about selling the most pretentious descriptions possible for the worst work imaginable while maintaining a straight face.

    2. Akira

      The Modigliani masterpiece has rekindled my opinion that the art crowd is entirely populated by ego-stroking idiots.

      I don’t have a very high opinion of what passes as art (whether paintings, sculptures, or poetry) these days.

      I’m not going to sit here and pretend to have a grand philosophy aesthetics all worked out, but I think something is fishy if a total amateur could do an impression and have it be indistinguishable from the genuine article (see: Ern Malley).

      1. I have two very simple criteria – it has to look good and demonstrate skill that the average person does not possess.

        1. Akira

          I agree with the skill requirement. Some of what passes as art is just paint smeared on a canvas in a manner that 4-year olds can and do replicate every single day.

          One question I’ve struggled with is this: Once you’ve met the skill requirement, is there some standard of “good” for art, or is it all just opinions? If it’s all just opinions, what’s the point of studying it and debating whether or not it’s good?

          Is it what the majority of people find appealing, and if so, should the radio Top 40 be recognized as the greatest art of this generation?

          The only criteria for good art that makes sense to me is longevity. People like Shakespeare and Homer are still popular today, so perhaps there’s something in their works that addresses timeless human conflicts. But that brings back the question of why you would ever debate and discuss art – if you can’t tell if it’s truly good until several centuries later, what’s the point?

          1. It’s worth discussing art and the merits if you recognize there is no one true objective measure, and the curators are often the crowds insisting the Emperor is not naked. A lot of the worst excesses of the modern scene come from those with too much stake doubling down on insisting they’re 100% right and those that disagree are unsophisticated rubes. If you can have a conversation that goes “I think it’s ugly” “I can see where you’re coming from, but I disagree” (or the equivalent) then discussion becomes possible.

          2. Akira

            Interesting.

            On the same general topic, the opera Patience by Gilbert and Sullivan is a funny send-up of pretentious, pompous, conceited, artsy-fartsy types.

      2. Gustave Lytton

        Especially clapping together pieces of junk metal or such. Because of the 1% [wastage] for art requirement in public works projects, the state DOT puts these nonsensical structures on the side of the road. Either you whiz by at 75MPH and see a glance or it’s a giant “fuck you taxpayers” children’s toy on the corner.

        1. Akira

          Because of the 1% [wastage] for art requirement in public works projects

          Good god, that’s a thing?

          I guess it explains why the otherwise pleasant nature preserve in my town is spoiled by hunks of twisted sheet metal on pedestals.

    3. straffinrun

      Don’t remember who said it, but I follow the idea that, “Art exists to remind us that beauty exists.”

    4. My sister has done better nudes

      She a goer? You take pictures? You know what I mean? Nudge, nudge say no more.

  47. Count Potato

    “Senator Rand Paul reversed course and voted for the notoriously hawkish Mike Pompeo to become our next Secretary of State on Monday, after assurances that President Donald Trump intends to end the wars in Syria and Afghanistan as well as reform the Federal Intelligence Surveillance Act.”

    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2018/04/exclusive-details-trump-assured-rand-paul-that-he-intends-to-end-wars-in-afghanistan-and-syria-work-with-him-to-reform-fisa/

    1. Hyperion

      If Trump does any of that stuff, the left will go totally ape shit. I mean even more ape shit than they are now.

      1. commodious spittoon

        Double secret ape shit?

        1. Hyperion

          Triple dog dare you secret ape shit.

      2. Suthenboy

        That would be something to see. A bonus on top of ending the wars.

    2. Hyperion

      As I’ve been saying since the beginning, the best thing that could happen for the country right now is for Trump to listen to Rand more. I’d like to see Trump de-schedule cannabis and announce the end of the Iraq and Afghanistan campaigns and start bring home the troops all on the same day. The epic apocalyptic meltdown and implosion of the left and their media would be priceless.

      1. Raven Nation

        It’d be fascinating watching them explain why the US shouldn’t get out of Iraq.

        1. Hyperion

          Like I said, priceless, because you know it won’t be more than a couple of days before WaPo, CNN, and NYT strarted churning out bullshit about why we have to stay in all those places. Trump could snatch up a baby that was dropped on a train track right before the train ran over it and they would spin it in a negative way.

          1. “President in attempted kidnapping scandal! Sources say ‘unnatural’ interest in children may be involved”

            /CNN

  48. The Late P Brooks

    Blue tsunami

    The Arizona race, in particular, was cheering to Democrats because none of the caveats that might have applied to previous special elections were in play: The Republican candidate, new member of the House Debbie Lesko, was perfectly fine; the Democratic candidate wasn’t considered anything special; the district doesn’t appear to be an outlier in any way.

    ——–

    I’ve been saying for a while that we are on track for a unified government after the 2020 election. Even if Democrats fall short in 2018 in Congress, a presidential win for the party in 2020 almost certainly would get them the rest of the way to majorities in both chambers. If President Donald Trump does win re-election, then Republicans would regain their majorities, even if Democrats do well this year. I have to say, however, that I now see a real possibility that Democrats could do so well in the House this year that their new majority might even survive a presidential loss in two years.

    The other thing that seems increasingly plausible? That one or more seemingly safe statewide Republican candidates will suffer an upset no one sees coming, and maybe even one that no one sees coming up until Election Day, in part because there’s often very little polling in what appear to be noncompetitive elections. I’ve seen some analysis of House Republicans who could fall victim to surprise losses. Perhaps there’s a senator or governor out there who is similarly vulnerable. Perhaps there are a few of them.

    Again, that won’t happen if Republicans rally and wind up with relatively modest losses. But we’re at the point where speculating about what a real Democratic landslide would look like isn’t just a nightmare or wishful thinking, depending on one’s point of view.

    If you say it often enough, and loud enough, it will come true.

    1. Viking1865

      “I’ve been saying for a while that we are on track for a unified government after the 2020 election. Even if Democrats fall short in 2018 in Congress, a presidential win for the party in 2020 almost certainly would get them the rest of the way to majorities in both chambers.”

      Has a President with a booming economy and 4% unemployment ever lost reelection?

      1. Hyperion

        I honestly do not see anyone beating Trump in 2020. Something catastrophic, like a stock market crash or major war would need to happen. The Dems have already went way too far left and their plan is move even further in that direction. The country is not even buying their soft leftism, and they’re only going to lose more support if they go further left, and they are going there, there is zero doubt.

        The other thing is, and I think this gets way too little attention, but when the business tax cuts start kicking in, it’s going to a be huge boon to the economy.

        1. Viking1865

          Shit there was an article yesterday that 14 states are currently at their lowest unemployment rate EVER RECORDED.

          1. TK

            Was it because a huge number of people dropped out of the labor force or because people actually got good, decent-paying jobs?

          2. Good-paying and decent? My, aren’t we entitled.

    2. Raven Nation

      “perhaps”; “maybe”; “speculating”; “unnamed sources”; “expert opinions”

    3. Hyperion

      “Even if Democrats fall short in 2018 in Congress, a presidential win for the party in 2020 almost certainly would get them the rest of the way to majorities in both chambers.”

      2010 and 2012 beg to differ with you on that.

    4. Suthenboy

      I eagerly await their rationalizations when they lose. I also encourage them to double down on their hate for middle America.

  49. Count Potato

    “Schools are removing analogue clocks from exam halls as teenagers ‘cannot tell the time’

    Schools are removing analogue clocks from examination halls because teenagers are unable to tell the time, a head teachers’ union has said.

    Teachers are now installing digital devices after pupils sitting their GCSE and A-level exams complained that they were struggling to read the correct time on an analogue clock.”

    https://www.telegraph.co.uk/education/2018/04/24/schools-removing-analogue-clocks-exam-halls-teenagers-unable/

    1. Hyperion

      The dumbing down shall proceed according to plans.

    2. Raven Nation

      Eeh, I’m not sure this is a big deal. Technology brings changes; most of us couldn’t read a sundial. I’m open to being corrected, however.

      1. It’s not our fault it’s cloudy nine days out of ten.

        1. Bobarian LMD

          Curse you, Climate Change!

      2. MikeS

        I get your point and don’t totally disagree. But sundial isn’t a very good analogy. I can’t read a sundial because they aren’t used anymore. They aren’t used anymore because far better technology replaced them. These kids can’t read analog clocks because…? A digital clock is not far better technology than an analog clock. It’s just different.

        Analog clocks aren’t going away out in the real world. If the kids can’t read them, then instead of getting rid of the clocks, they should get rid of the teachers who can’t teach a simple skill to their students.

        1. Raven Nation

          Fair enough.

        2. TK

          A digital clock is not far better technology than an analog clock. It’s just different.

          Well, that’s like, you opinion, man. I think digital clocks are far superior to analog clocks. Analog clocks can fuck off.

          1. Bobarian LMD

            HA! TK can’t read a clock!

            Neener- neener!

  50. Count Potato

    “Germany’s Jews urged not to wear kippahs after attacks

    The leader of Germany’s Jewish community has advised Jews to avoid wearing traditional skullcaps (kippahs) following anti-Semitic attacks.

    Josef Schuster, the president of the Central Council of Jews in Germany, told Berlin public radio that Jews should exercise caution in big cities.

    His comments come ahead of a “Berlin Wears Kippah” solidarity march in the German capital on Wednesday.

    Last week, two young men wearing kippahs were assaulted in the city.

    The attacker was filmed shouting anti-Semitic abuse.

    Jewish organisations in Germany have expressed alarm over a number of recent anti-Semitic insults and threats in schools.

    At the weekend, Chancellor Angela Merkel condemned what she described as “another form of anti-Semitism”.

    She told Israel’s Channel 10 TV network that aside from anti-Semitism by right-wing groups, similar threats were coming from some Muslim refugees in the country.”

    http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-43884075

    1. Hyperion

      “Last week, two young men wearing kippahs were assaulted in the city.

      The attacker was filmed shouting anti-Semitic abuse.”

      Well, I mean at least there was no Islamaphobia, isn’t that what’s most important?

      1. commodious spittoon

        This week in “non-violent Islamist or a tolerant lefty”.

    2. Hyperion

      “similar threats were coming from some Muslim refugees in the country.”

      And exactly how did they get there, der fuhrer, you want to talk about that some?

    3. Suthenboy

      They are not refugees.

  51. KibbledKristen

    One of the most notorious serial killers might have been a cop?!?!? NO WAI!