Wednesday Afternoon Links – daedsiupa edition

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Hank Azaria ‘willing to step aside’ from Simpsons Apu role

Hank Azaria says he is “willing to step aside” from his role voicing Simpsons character Apu Nahasapeemapetilon.

It follows a documentary made by Indian-American comic Hari Kondabolu that argued the Indian character is based on racial stereotypes.

Speaking on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, the actor said his “eyes have been opened” by the debate and that he never intended to cause offence.

He also distanced himself from the show’s controversial response.

Shopkeeper Apu has been part of the long-running animation series since 1990, with Azaria adopting an Indian accent to voice him.

The character is one of several voiced on The Simpsons by Azaria – he is also the voice of Chief Wiggum, Comic Book Guy and bartender Moe Szyslak.

There has been a focus on the portrayal of Apu since Kondabolu’s 2017 documentary The Problem with Apu.

The director told the BBC last year that the character was problematic because he is defined by his job and how many children he has in his arranged marriage.

I’d like to see them–at the end of an episode not featuring Apu–have Snake walk into the Kwik-E-Mart, shoot Apu in the face–brains hitting the Squishy machine–then turn the camera and say “Happy now, Hari? Happy now, fucktard?” and fade to black. And never mention Apu or the kids or the Kwik-E-Mart ever again. And memory-hole Apu out of syndication and DVD releases if the little shit-weasel says anything. Buzzards don’t get to complain about their meal, fucktard.


Speaking of Fucktards, My Hate-Read Pick of the Day: Before Basic Income, Fix Capitalism

blah blah blah Hamilton Nolan blah blah

(He doesn’t deserve and except.)


One of the less-than-helpful suspect sketches.

East Area Rapist arrested in decades-old case, source says.

Authorities are expected to announce the arrest Wednesday of a suspect in the decades-old East Area Rapist case, The Bee has learned.

The suspect has been living in the Sacramento area and was identified after a renewed push of the investigation by the Sacramento County Sheriff’s Department and District Attorney Anne Marie Schubert, a source said.

The East Area Rapist, also known as the Golden State Killer, the Original Night Stalker and the Diamond Knot Killer, is believed to have killed at least 12 people, raped at least 45 victims and burglarized hundreds of homes.

Joseph James DeAngelo, 72, is listed in Sacramento County jail records as being booked early this morning on two counts of murder from a Ventura County Sheriff’s Department warrant.

Authorities believe he raped 37 people in the Sacramento area and Central Valley and killed two between 1976 and 1978. From there, authorities believe, he moved on to the Bay Area and Southern California.

He is believed to have committed at least nine sexual assaults in Sacramento, six in Rancho Cordova and Citrus Heights, four in Carmichael, three in Davis, two in Orangevale and one in Antelope between June 1976 and July 1978.

True crime writer Michelle McNamara’s book “I’ll Be Gone in the Dark” reached No. 1 on The New York Times’ bestseller list last month and drew renewed attention to the case. A documentary on the search for the killer aired at the Delta King Theatre in Old Sacramento earlier this month.

Michelle McNamara is Patton Oswalt’s late wife, who died in an accidental overdose last year. And the serial rapist, serial murderer, and serial burglar may have eluded capture so long because he was a cop.


And you learn to defend yourself from polar bear attack.

Ok, this sounds pretty damn cool. Or maybe I’ve been watching too many episodes of The Terror.

Alaska Olympic events mimic hunts, like sneaking up on seals

To most spectators, the term “Olympics” means world-class swimming competitions, downhill skiing or the 100-meter dash.

But near the Arctic Circle, a different type of Olympics for young people pays homage to the region’s subsistence hunters and the methods they’ve used for centuries to feed their families and stay alive.

This week, more than 400 high school students from across Alaska will gather in Anchorage for the Native Youth Olympics state championships, where 10 events will test their strength, endurance and agility.

The games include the Seal Hop, where competitors bounce for as long as they can on their knuckles and toes, mimicking the act of sneaking up on a sleeping seal; the Indian Stick Pull, where two contestants fight for a greased dowel, simulating grabbing a slippery salmon from the water by the tail; and the Scissor Broad Jump, a half-long-jump, half-scissor-kick event that replicates leaping from one ice floe to the next in the Arctic Ocean.

Towns and villages in Canada, Greenland and Russia also have Native Youth Olympics. Participants compete locally and at larger international gatherings such as the World Eskimo-Indian Olympics and the Arctic Winter Games.


Someone Is Sending Mystery Potatoes To Fans Of Panic! At The Disco And No One Knows Why


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Comments

381 responses to “Wednesday Afternoon Links – daedsiupa edition”

  1. PREPARE FOR SIDEBOOB

    http://archive.is/OKAQ3

    24, 5, 21 in that order.

    1. kinnath

      Glibs needs to find their very own lobster girl.

    2. Spudalicious

      #5. I didn’t make it past her.

  2. Just Say’n

    “Let’s see how bad this show can get”

    – Hank Azaria

    1. Just Say’n

      Normal people: “Is it the 90’s? Who still thinks the Simpsons are funny?”

      SJW: “Actually- it’s problematic”

      Normal people: “Fuck this- just cancel the show already”

      1. Hyperion

        I just don’t watch TV, but I have seen a few funny episodes of the Simpsons. Now that leftists have started to manipulate it, I’m sure it’s doomed.

    2. No one ever bothers to ask the question: “What do most people think of the character?”

    3. Grumbletarian

      Actually, Snake should say “This is from Hari!” before shooting Apu in the face.

      1. R C Dean

        I like. It’ll never happen, of course. I might beef up the dialogue just a hair: “This is from Hari Kondabolu, in the old country. You caused him offense. He wants you gone.”

        Then on the credits, do one of those RIP things for Apu.

  3. Just Say’n

    https://twitter.com/MerseyPolice/status/989184263592476673

    UK Gestapo announces: “DO NOT QUESTION THE STATE MURDERING A CHILD OR YOU WILL BE ARRESTED”

    #backthebadge

    1. Sweet Jesus.

      They are using 1984 as an instruction manual.

      1. Just Say’n

        They are literally starving a toddler to death because they have decided that his disease (of which they have not diagnosed) is incurable. Rather than allowing his parents to take him to a different hospital (at their own expense) they have decided that the toddler dying is more important than the state looking foolish. So, yes, I’d say the UK has fully embraced 1984 at this point.

      2. Suthenboy

        Airstrip One is starting to look like a libertarian paradise next to the UK.

    2. Watch as modern day Nazi gets rightfully called a Nazi and has his ass handed to him!

      https://twitter.com/kee2013_uk/status/989187773532917760

      As if there were any doubt that the Nazis adhered to Left-wing authoritarianism.

      1. Just Say’n

        “The SS was a dictatorship. There are many judges who make rulings to prevent that, within the high court.”

        There were no courts in Nazi Germany apparently

        1. Chipwooder

          “ZEY ARE ZUHST FOLLOVING ORDAHS!”

          1. Just Say’n

            I am really really surprised that, for the most part, only conservatives and Catholics seem to be so upset by this. This is the shit of Orwellian fiction. It shows the state for what it really is. How is this not a big story on Reason? It shows the horrors of socialized medicine, a government stripping people of parental rights, and attacking dissenters.

            And this is not an anomaly- this is the SECOND time this has happened in six months

          2. It’s like you said above: Lefties (and “libertarian” neoliberals) worship the State. Anything that makes the State look foolish is heretical and blasphemous. Because their religion is built around the State, nothing the State does is wrong since the State is infallible. Therefore, this child has no right to live and must die because the State has decided this to be true.

            At least that’s how I see them resolving their cognitive dissonance.

          3. Bobarian LMD

            I’m not sure there is any ‘cognitive’ going on here.

            ‘Emotive’ might be better.

          4. Just Say’n

            “‘Emotive’ might be better.”

            That is what the judge said about the parents’ position. But, I think they are the only ones being logical. The State is being illogically defense.

          5. Chipwooder

            The state’s position is FYTW

          6. Chipwooder

            And there is literally no reason whatsoever for them to deny his parents the right to take him to Italy….except for the fact that it would mean that his parents would have the right to make the decisions in that case rather than the British government. The Italians sent a medevac flight to England, waiting on standby to take the poor kid to their hospital. It won’t cost the UK a dime. EVEN IF you want to cling to the line that “it’s hopeless, there’s no point to caring for him anymore because it’s a drain on the NHS”…..why not just let him go then? The NHS is then free of the burden of caring for him.

            It’s just so vindictive and cruel even IF you assume that his condition cannot be improved.

          7. The NHS will not suffer lèse-majesté from pathetic serfs such as these.

            Back to the salt mines slave!

          8. Someone hypothesized this morning that if the dagos are able to save the kid but he’s still permanently disabled the NHS will be on the hook for all his future medical costs. Letting him die killing him now saves the gov’t money.

          9. +1 death panel

          10. Chipwooder

            Wouldn’t be surprised to find out that to be true.

            Also, even though it is exceedingly unlikely, what if the kid’s condition improves a bit? How shitty does the NHS and the British government look then?

          11. Hell, even if he miraculously recovers completely with no further intervention, the brainwashed little shit would probably grow up to sing the praises the NHS for saving his life while simultaneously shredding the heartless US healthcare system that leaves millions to die in the streets.

          12. Hyperbole – but he’s also an Italian citizen now – so that wouldn’t necessarily be the case – esp. with Brexit.

          13. Gadfly

            Also, even though it is exceedingly unlikely, what if the kid’s condition improves a bit? How shitty does the NHS and the British government look then?

            I suspect this is the real, albeit unstated (and perhaps even unconscious) reason. It would be quite embarrassing if this kid was saved from the wonderful, socialist NHS by the retrograde and unwoke Catholics.

          14. Just Say’n

            Catholic countries like Italy and Poland (whose president has also pressured the UK to allow the child and his parents to leave) proudly embrace how terribly unwoke they are

          15. Chipwooder

            That seems to be a true statement. Italians, for example, don’t seem to give a flying fuck about the rest of western Europe’s tut-tutting about refugees.

          16. Gustave Lytton

            So the Brits are killing an Italian citizen. Seems I remember them whining about another country committing murder on their soil not too recently.

          17. Gustave Lytton

            *not too long ago

          18. The Last American Hero

            Reason:

            To be sure It shows the horrors of socialized medicine, a government stripping people of parental rights, and attacking dissenters, however, something about Trump and a wall.

          19. Chipwooder

            Nah – it would be ENB celebrating the decision

          20. Just Say’n

            Yeah, Late Term Abortion Barbie would say something about how “conservatives are stoking the flames of a culture war much like in the Terry Schiavo case”

          21. Just Say’n

            This issue is almost perfect from a libertarian perspective: parental rights, right of immigration, and socialized medicine. And yet nothing from the Mises crowd (which also includes a large number of Catholics) or the Koch orbit

      2. Rufus the Monocled

        kieran

        @kee2013_uk
        3h3 hours ago
        More
        So for every medical opinion now, do we challenge back because we simply don’t agree with it? Specifically in relation to circumstances such as this?

        Is this idiot for real? Is he this mind-numbingly stupid or evil? Or both?

        What a piece of shit. DOCTORS ARE NOT GOD.

        1. Rope Snake

          I doubt he believes in God.

          Nor do I, but this is what happens when you get rid of religion. Humans are expendable. They merely serve the system and the cult of “science” [scientism]

    3. Yusef drives a Kia

      Nuke it, repave it, sell it to the French

    4. Just Say’n

      Read the comments for bootlickers worshiping the State.

      “Big Brother is Always Right”

      1. Chipwooder

        Ain’t that the truth. I mentioned on the previous thread the miserable experience of reading a bunch of British people on Twitter patting themselves on the back for how enlightened the UK is and how wonderful it is that the court has focused only on the rights of the boy (the right to be starved to death) and not the rights of his horrible parents who actually want him to live. How gauche they are!

        1. Just Say’n

          What a miserable little island.

      2. Stinky Wizzleteats

        Maybe the dissenters are afraid to go on Twitter because of the police threats.

      3. Drake

        Some retard keeps repeating this nonsense and I don’t think he’s being ironic:

        Stuart Baggs
        ‏ @Baggsie13
        4h4 hours ago

        You have freedom of speech. You can say whatever you want. That is your freedom. However, you do not have freedom from accountability. So if you say something that breaks the law, then the authorities can investigate you.

        If there are laws against saying some things, you don’t have free-speech.

        1. Mad Scientist

          By that “logic” we have complete freedom in everything unless you’re already in prison. I am free to donate money to a candidate above the legal limit, but if I do, the authorities can investigate me. I am free to shoot playgrounds full of orphans, but if I do, the authorities can investigate me. Equating your ability to break the law with freedom is … some serious newspeak.

    5. Tonio

      The comments by Kieran are completely vile. Maybe Hihn’s limey cousin?

      1. Pope Jimbo

        That Stuart Baggs dude who keeps posting:

        You have freedom of speech. You can say whatever you want. That is your freedom. However, you do not have freedom from accountability. So if you say something that breaks the law, then the authorities can investigate you.

        is the one that makes me roll my eyes the hardest. He posts it over and over any time someone says free speech is dead. He thinks he is totally p0wning all those mouthbreathers with that logic.

      2. Rufus the Monocled

        He’s utterly despicable.

        England is done.

        1. Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

          Fellating government is a dirty Limey trait,

          Yeah, I went there.

          Seriously, about the only hope for someone like that is to get proper fucked by some branch of the government over something absolutely petty, in the hopes he sees it for what it is.

    6. Juvenile Bluster

      I still don’t get this case.

      Even if the doctors here are 100% right — and it’s pretty damn likely they are — that Alfie has no chance, why the fight against letting his parents take him to Italy? From everything that’s been said and the medical evidence that’s been presented, the kid isn’t in pain, because he’s unable to feel pain. So just let him go to Italy, where he’ll probably die.

      1. Winston

        They are daring to challenge the NHS’ authority and trying to show that Brits can get medical treatment outside of Britain.

      2. Chipwooder

        Because the parents dared to question the authority and judgment of the state. The plebs need to be reminded of their place.

      3. Same reason they couldn’t let Charlie Gard go to the US; they have to impose their authority on the serfs lest they get any crazy ideas about freedom of choice.

      4. Just Say’n

        That’s just it: they have no reason. Other than if he does survive than no one else in the UK will ever trust the assessment of the NHS. The NHS said he would die after having his air turned off, but he still lives. So now they are starving him. It would seem that they are not so sure that he is terminally ill, otherwise they wouldn’t need to starve him.

        1. Stinky Wizzleteats

          I hate saying this, I really do, but Sarah Palin was right.

          1. Just Say’n

            Eh…let’s go with…everyone who opposed Obamacare was right or something. “Would” Sarah Palin. “Would not” want to be associated with her, considering some of her positions

        2. Breet Pharara

          “It would seem that they are not so sure that he is terminally ill, otherwise they wouldn’t need to starve him.”

          Well, if they kill him quickly then they would probably save some money. But of course socialized medicine doesn’t have death panels. Pants on fire, 20 Pinocchios, lie of the year from fact checkers.

        3. Doctors said something about surviving 3 minutes – he’s at over 48 hours right now.

      5. Pope Jimbo

        I’m with you JB.

        I’m ok with them saying that in their system, they get to decide who gets treated and who doesn’t. All care is rationed one way or the other.

        But when they then prevent the parents from going somewhere that will treat their kid. Just because. That is what makes this evil.

    7. invisible finger

      You know who ELSE sentenced the disabled to death?

      1. Chipwooder

        Jack Kevorkian?

      2. Mad Scientist

        Soccer teams lost in the Andes?

      3. Just Say’n

        Scandinavians?

        1. Pope Jimbo

          Nah-ah! The Vikings are not only still alive, but we built those disabled fucks a new stadium.

          1. Just Say’n

            At least you guys got to have the Super Bowl (and taxes to pay for the stadium)

          2. Pope Jimbo

            Hey! Electronic pulltabs are sizzling! Suck it all you doubters.

            Allegedly the e-pulltabs are doing so well, we will have a surplus in the stadium account. Of course pols are already arguing about how to spend that money.

            Combined with increasing sales of paper pulltabs, bingo and other charitable gambling, the state collected a record $63 million in gambling taxes in the fiscal year ending last June. The state’s once-bare stadium reserve account is filling up, with a projected $120 million balance by 2021.

            It’s given state lawmakers a new pot of money. A group of GOP legislators proposed repurposing the fund to build three veterans’ homes last week, but Frans cautioned them against it.

            “If there’s a recession, the rainy day funds are going to drop pretty quickly,” he said.

            Yup, we can give money to the billionaire/millionaires in the NFL, but build some rest homes for veterans? Hold on there Cisco, let’s not get crazy!

      4. Penry v. Lynaugh?

      5. Tonio

        Gov. William J. Le Petomane?

      6. Breet Pharara

        Me, when the orphans get hurt in the salt mines.

    8. Suthenboy

      Y’all know, there is a reason we shot those fuckers and sent them packing.

      1. Just Say’n

        Washington should have shot King George in the face and ended that miserable little island

    9. Rufus the Monocled

      I just read the comments. The people condoning this. Britain is truly lost. What in the hell? Fuck you. The family doesn’t belong to the fucken government!

      1. mindyourbusiness

        Ah, well. The State knows what’s best for its subjects, doesn’t it? and they want to keep their subjects under their control, don’t they? and we can’t have criticism of State policies, can we?

        Didn’t Mussolini state it more succinctly?

    10. Spudalicious

      This whole situation is disgusting. Someplace in hell, Mengele is smiling while getting a hummer from George Bernard Shaw.

  4. Chipwooder

    Mystery Potato? Beats Mystery Artichoke, I guess.

    A Robbyesque to-be-sure on the East Area Rapist and all his aka’s: while he had been a cop, I believe his firing for shoplifting came before the first murder, so he wasn’t a cop anymore for a large chunk of his crimes.

    1. Chafed

      That dies take away the cover up aspect.

  5. Sean

    I’d like to see them–at the end of an episode not featuring Apu–have Snake walk into the Kwik-E-Mart, shoot Apu in the face–brains hitting the Squishy machine–then turn the camera and say “Happy now, Hari? Happy now, fucktard?” and fade to black. And never mention Apu or the kids or the Kwik-E-Mart ever again. And memory-hole Apu out of syndication and DVD releases if the little shit-weasel says anything. Buzzards don’t get to complain about their meal, fucktard.

    That would be epic, but this is the Simpsons, not South Park.

    1. SugarFree

      My words may be immoderate, but I think the course of action is fundamentally sound.

      1. CPRM

        Could always go this way. Then have them take Snake out of the Electric chair and put Apu in.

    2. Juvenile Bluster

      So you see, we shouldn’t be mad at Apu for leaving us. We should be mad at that little fruity club for scrambling his brains.

    3. Yusef drives a Kia

      You never know what South park might do however, maybe they pick the story up….

      1. Sean

        Good point. Those crazy bastards could do it some justice.

    4. Gordilocks

      CPRM and SugarFree to the courtesy phone please.

      1. CPRM

        I could give it a try; but I doubt you’d ever see it because I’d probably be hit with a takedown notice.

    1. Gordilocks

      Exactly.

      I have far more strict weight limits than the DOT.

  6. Lachowsky

    “A 72-year-old ex-cop has been arrested in a decades-long search for the Golden State Killer who terrorized California communities in the 1970s and 1980s with a series of murders and rapes, authorities said Wednesday.”

    Now no longer only metaphorically raping the citizens.

    1. Juvenile Bluster

      What an idiot.

      He should have had “consensual” sex with these woman after arresting them. He’d have gotten away with that.

  7. KibbledKristen

    THat serial killer thing is a good example of “no good cops”. How many of his “good” buddies covered for him, or dismissed evidence out of hand because it was a fellow cop? How many additional people died because this guy’s colleagues ignored clues?

    1. Chipwooder

      Speculation on the subreddit is that his daughter suspected him and was the tipster that led to the DNA test. Everything went down quickly – apparently the tip came in just 6 days ago.

      1. Sold out by a bitch.

        Never trust anything that bleeds for seven days and doesn’t die.

        /TIWTANLW

    2. Winston

      How many of his “good” buddies covered for him, or dismissed evidence out of hand because it was a fellow cop? How many additional people died because this guy’s colleagues ignored clues?

      Evidence?

      1. Yusef drives a Kia

        Tulpa, that’s the only evidence I need

        1. Winston

          True libertarians need feels and not proof…

          Someone tell that Ted that this guy also served in the US Navy. Wonder if that is where he learned those knots…

  8. kinnath

    I vaguely remember that Hank Azaria tried to quit the show a while back. Too bad he didn’t succeed back then. It would have avoided this embarrassment.

    Satire is satire. It frequently includes insulting caricatures to make fun of the bigotry behind those caricatures. That’s the whole fucking point.

    Never fucking apologize.

    1. Juvenile Bluster

      He didn’t try to quit, he pulled a power move for more $.

      I’m still about the biggest Simpsons fan there is and still think it’s (mostly) funny, but it needs to end now.

      1. kinnath

        I haven’t watched the show since the nineties. So I pay little attention to news about the show. Throw this one into the “oops” column.

    2. Suthenboy
  9. Tonio

    Regarding the Native Youth Olympics in Alaska. Surprised they didn’t get leaned on by the IOC who have a congressional monopoly on the word “Olympics.” But then IIRC the IOC got burned badly when they tried to lean on either the Special Olympics or the Paralympics.

    Also, I seem to recall that seal sneak locomotion being parodied in a sixties cartoon, maybe Flintstones, to the accompaniment of toy piano music. Classic.

    1. grrizzly

      Surprised they didn’t get leaned on by the IOC

      Too local.

      1. Tonio

        Golf clap.

  10. Mad Scientist

    And the serial rapist, serial murderer, and serial burglar may have eluded capture so long because he was a cop.

    Par for the course.

  11. Winston

    Ah Simpsons. Been on the air for so damn long that Apu has gone from being PC to unPC…

    Oh and Skinner and Quimby aren’t very woke these days either…

  12. Winston

    Canada has both socialized medicine and euthanasia. Be afraid.

    1. Florida Man

      Why? I’m not some flappy head.

      1. Winston

        South Park reference?

        Anyway Canada does allow you to go outside for medical treatment. After all where would the elite get their medical services if they had to stay in Canada?

        1. “Anyway Canada does allow you to go outside for medical treatment”

          …for now.

        2. But Enough About Me

          . . . where would the elite get their medical services if they had to stay in Canada?

          Same place I get ’em from — private clinics. Like the ones that have popped up like mushrooms throughout the Lower Mainland and interior of British Columbia since the Supreme Court of Canada’s majority decision in Chaoulli v. Quebec (Attorney General). I’ve had a hernia op and a knee op through said clinics — fast, surprisingly cheap and way better care than I’ve come to expect out of the public system here.

          1. Winston

            The Liberals love them some private clinics despite claiming that Tories want to privatize healthcare…

  13. invisible finger

    “a documentary made by Indian-American comic Hari Kondabolu that argued the Indian character is based on racial stereotypes.”

    Um, I think nearly every person on the planet knew that within 5 seconds of the character being introduced. But maybe a few slow-witted people believe it until a documentary was made, and documentaries never exaggerate anything.

    1. Chipwooder

      But maybe a few slow-witted people believe it

      Like Joe Biden:

      On a recent edition of the C-SPAN series “Road to the White House,” the Delaware senator is shown shaking hands with a man and boasting about his support among Indian-Americans.

      “I’ve had a great relationship. In Delaware, the largest growth in population is Indian-Americans moving from India. You cannot go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin’ Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. I’m not joking,” Biden said.

      1. Hyperion

        I’ve been working around Indians for over 20 years now. But all of them have been engineers and software developers, not convenient mart managers. None of them have ever been much interested in politics and none of them are/were anything even close to politically correct. In fact, the ones I know now, the only thing they care about politically is not getting their taxes raised and they all think the American political hysteria mob are fucking nut cases.

        1. Chipwooder

          My part of town has a rather large number of Indians, I’d guess because I live less than a mile from the Hindu Center of Virginia. My kids have a bunch of Indian classmates. I can’t say I’m good buddies with any of them, but I’ve gotten to know several of them a bit and a)they are all successful professionals b)they don’t seem like the type of people who give a damn about this kind of bullshit.

          1. Hyperion

            Just curious what part of VA you live in? We’re thinking about moving there mid next year.

          2. Chipwooder

            northwest suburbs of Richmond, Glen Allen to be specific. Very nice place to raise a family…..for now. The progification of Virginia marches on, however.

          3. Viking1865

            Yup. Henry and Jefferson and Madison spinning in their graves.

        2. The Last American Hero

          Really? Because the ones in my area (mostly techies) are trying to bring the Socialist Paradise to America. Especially the women.

          1. Hyperion

            Yes, really. I have a really hard time even imagining any techies being progs outside of San Fran or Sacramento. All of the ones I know are either strongly libertarian leaning or conservatives.

          2. slumbrew

            I have a really hard time even imagining any techies being progs outside of San Fran or Sacramento.

            Oh dear. I have some bad news for you. Proggie derp is the default setting for the majority of techies.

            (my half-assed observation: pure software guys are the biggest progs, since their jobs make them believe that you can make things perfect with enough planning. Systems guys lean more libertarian, since they have to deal with the imperfect reality of those “perfect” designs).

          3. Hyperion

            I’ve never known a single software developer… Ok, I lie, I knew one, out of hundreds who was a prog. Besides that, not one, ever, in 20 years in the industry. Logical thinking and feelz thinking don’t mix too well.

          4. slumbrew

            Interesting – perhaps it’s a location thing (People’s Republic of Cambridge) & they were proggie derps before going into software (I’m also ~ the 20 year mark). There are plenty of feelz around here.

    2. Drake

      Racial stereotypes are based on actual observations and are generally accurate if exaggerated when applied to the group (not necessarily individuals). This is more leftist fist shaking at reality. The 7-11 down the street from me is run by a family of Indians.

      1. Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

        The thing is: This is pretty much the same thing as with guns. It would seem some people have used Apu to insult others, or, have used him as some kind of model for how they should view Indians.

        “But, but, but…I can’t change peoples’ minds!!! I know; get rid of the object! Yeah, that’s how you take care of the problem-deny people the item, and they’ll magically change their hearts!”

    3. Do you hate Apu or think less of Indians because of his characterization?

      1. Pope Jimbo

        That’s the thing. Apu is a sympathetic character on the Simpsons. He works hard and is smarter than almost everyone else around him.

        You would think that Groundskeeper Willie would catch more flack. He has a Scottish accent and lives in a shed. Why don’t the Scots bitch and moan?

        1. Mad Scientist

          They’re too busy drinking?

        2. R C Dean

          Why don’t the Scots bitch and moan?

          Because, to a Scot, Groundskeeper Willie is a role model?

        3. WTF

          Because the Scots are not a bunch of whiny pussies.

  14. I’m a huge fan of this links format. Keep it up.

  15. Lachowsky

    “a rising public discomfort with what can be painted as “money for nothing”—but this happens periodically in the United States too, which doesn’t have UBI. Its target is usually “welfare,” or any other vulnerable parts of the social safety net.”

    Welfare is a vulnerable program?
    I’ll be damned.

    1. Trolleric the Goth

      and chicks for free?

      1. Rasilio

        I believe both Germany and Denmark have had cases where it was ruled that the state had a duty to provide free prostitutes to disabled men so they could live full lives

    2. Tonio

      I think the preferred phrasing is “safety net for the most vulnerable members of society.” Proggie couldn’t even get his talking points right.

    3. Rasilio

      The thing here is this guy comes sooooo close to an actual valuable critique of our existing social safety net, then veers off into typical progtard wealth envy lunacy.

      So, without engaging with the question of whether we should have a goverment run social safety net funded by tax revenues or not we can ask if we do have one what should it look like and what should it’s priorities be?

      Well as he points out, working people get really peeved at slackers getting money for nothing and the perverse incentives to simply not work in such a system are huge. He also points out that creative destruction of industries wholesale is a fact of life in a dynamic capitalist system.

      So, given that does it make sense for the welfare system to focus on elevating the poorest regardless of their skills and reasons for being poor (which is what we have now) or would it make sense to focus it on giving the workers in dying industries a soft landing and easing their transition into some new career?

      He very aptly makes the case that the second model is both more socially stable and would do more to help people weather the chaos of creative destruction.

      So instead of welfare focusing on cash transfers to needy families it should be spending money on helping people in a dying mill town relocate to somewhere there are actual jobs and providing assistance in the form of temporary grants and no interest loans to middle class families having a short term crisis so that the short term crisis does not snowball into 10 years of poverty

  16. Rufus the Monocled

    Time for The Simpsons to go full South Park or shut it down. This was extremely disheartening to hear. Really Hank? ‘Eyes were opened’ after all these fucken years? You never once thought much of it, really? A show that gave you so much no less.

    The entire essence of The Simpsons IS SATIRE.

    I don’t know what to say or think anymore regarding the zeitgeist. It’s amazing.

    1. Mad Scientist

      I know of a group who could put a stop to this nonsense, if only Hank had an in with the Stonecutters.

      1. Chipwooder

        Who controls the British crown?
        Who keeps the metric system down?
        We doooooo, we dooooo

    2. Drake

      Homer Simpson himself is an exaggerated fat, stupid, white trash slob. Maybe that racial stereotype should be retired.

      1. Heroic Mulatto

        “yellow trash”

  17. Winston

    Well the Simpsons when it first started was the sort of offensive show that only Socons bitched about. How times have changed…

  18. CPRM

    But this Simpson’s joke is probably OK because it’s not racist.

    1. Chipwooder

      All stereotypes are equal, but some are more equal than others.

  19. Lachowsky

    given the fact that “automation will destroy work as we know and therefore we need UBI”

    Who will think of the buguy whip makers?

    1. Yusef drives a Kia

      I’m seeing men with Large eyes whipping things……….

      1. Marty Feldman Porn?

      1. Lachowsky

        In all honesty, I don’t stand to benefit anything from the tariff. My plant is already running at over 100% capacity. The tariff does nothing good even for me, the exact type of guy this tariff was aimed at.

  20. Hyperion

    So my wife is laughing hysterically right now over Trump and Macron’s new bromance, lol.

  21. Tundra

    MOAR GBV

    See, this is how you achieve Most Favored Linkster status.

  22. LJW

    “Oswalt also explained that the couple, who wed in 2005, had “no idea” she had a condition that caused blockages in her arteries.

    The blockages, combined with her taking the medications Adderall, Xanax and the pain medication fentanyl, caused the mother of one’s death in April 2016, Oswalt said.”

    Correct me if I’m wrong, but taking those 3 medications together regardless of pre-existing conditions is probably a bad idea.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Adderall, Xanax, and Fentanyl…

      I’m trying to imagine what that would do to you.

      1. Sean

        uh…it kills you.

    2. CPRM

      Hmmm, upper+downer+downer; nope sounds as safe as taking a speedball to me.

    3. Don’t take shit to go to sleep.
      Don’t take shit to wake up.

      Pretty simple standard.

  23. Chipwooder

    I’ll take “Shit That Didn’t Happen” for $1000, Alex.

    After the Parkland shooting, Lindsey Donovan, an Army veteran in Georgia who is a member of Moms Demand Action for Gun Sense in America, said she began getting calls and inquiries from distant corners of that state, including gun shop owners in tiny towns “wanting to talk about what it is we are about.” Conversations about gun restrictions with friends in the military, she said, seemed to grow more searching and less combative.

    1. Suthenboy

      I am beginning to think that gun grabbers are incapable of telling the truth. Fuck, if one told me the sky is blue I would have to check for myself.

  24. Just Say’n

    https://twitter.com/KimKardashian/status/989220790741553152

    Kim Kardashian is now the voice of reason.

    1. Trolleric the Goth

      a reasoned take on the situation? the hell?

    2. Breet Pharara

      This may not be the best timeline, but it is by far the most entertaining.

    3. Tonio

      You mean she’s replacing The Jacket?

      1. Just Say’n

        Are you saying that Kim is the Nick Gillespie of the Kardashians?

    4. Suthenboy

      Holy crap. I read some of the replies.

      *runs for brain bleach*

    5. Enough About Palin

      My take is that West’s new take on Trump is a publicity stunt. When I saw the Kim Kardashian story, I remembered that’s right, he’s now one of them and their business model is to shock people. It’s why the Kardashian / Jenner clan women only date black dudes.

      1. The Last American Hero

        There’s actually a longer explanation for their dating habits.

        1. Enough About Palin

          Which is?

          1. Lachowsky

            It’s a long story.

      2. Rope Snake

        To shock? I don’t buy it.

        Here’s a good essay on the whole brand:

        https://harpers.org/archive/2016/07/american-idle/

  25. Winston

    http://www.heraldscotland.com/opinion/16180520.Angela_Haggerty__The_Nazi_pug_case_further_muddies_the_waters_of_digital_free_speech/

    network ecosystem online that cannot get to grips any of it.

    The law simply hasn’t caught up with technology, and it appears to have little clue how to. Just look at the spectacle of Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg in front of the US senate earlier this month answering questions about how it uses data and advertising. It was like a 12-year-old trying to show his grandad how to set up an email address at times.

    And this is where the crux of the problem lies for me. Decades ago, the main medium for controversial comedy would have been television, radio, cinema and newspapers, where there’s an editorial and creative process behind decisions to publish any kind of offensive content. Senior editorial staff are trained on the legal side: they understand the need to balance freedom of speech with responsibility. They take their audiences into account. They consider who might be watching and when. Sometimes they get things right, sometimes they get things wrong – and when it’s the latter, you can be sure there’ll be a thorough editorial post-mortem examining why.

    1. Winston

      Damnit I cut off the first part:

      I’m also leaning more favourably towards the free speech side in this case, although I’ve changed my mind on this more times than Meechan’s dog gave its Nazi salute.

      It’s a tricky one, because context is everything. In 2018 we have the rise of the far right on the shores of both Europe and America, and we have a social network ecosystem online that cannot get to grips any of it.

      1. Stinky Wizzleteats

        There’s nothing tricky about that case, nothing at all.

    2. kinnath

      understand the need to balance freedom of speech with responsibility.

      Fuck off, you sheep-fuckers.

      Editorial staff in the past worried about offending audiences or advertisers which would be a direct threat to cash flow. “Responsibility” had nothing to do with it.

    3. Suthenboy

      “the need to balance freedom of speech with responsibility”

      That lost me right there.

  26. The Late P Brooks

    Hank Azaria says he is “willing to step aside” from his role voicing Simpsons character Apu Nahasapeemapetilon.

    I hope he forces them to pay him through the end of his contract.

    1. Stinky Wizzleteats

      Comedians of all people should be aware enough to not fold on this stuff. The show already addressed this by telling people to freaking relax. I hope they can his ass.

    2. Bobarian LMD

      Will he stop collecting residuals on the replays?

      HA!

    3. Pope Jimbo

      Maybe he wants out to focus on Brockmire?

  27. Winston

    Socialized Medicine is the death of libertarianism. See once you establish that the government gives you healthcare than most libertarian arguments do not wash. Not to mention all sorts of things government can justify in the name of keeping the system afloat.

    1. Tonio

      They will ration, then slowly ban, sugary soda, smoking, booze, etc. Then they will ban adventure sports. True Ayn Rand stuff there.

      1. Winston

        So Weed, Mexicans and Ass-Sex are not leading us to the socially “liberal” and “tolerant” prosperous land?

        1. Yusef drives a Kia

          Tulpa speaks to Tulpa
          “Socialized Medicine is the death of libertarianism” What does that even mean?

        2. Jarflax

          Do you think you are with the Cosmos on TOS? While some here like smoking weed while having ass sex with or without a Mexican, most here are more focused on Guns, Budgets and Speech. Well and clearing up nasty infections they got from someone’s Mom.

    2. This. If you make society’s health everyone’s responsibility then you have no choice but to moderate everyone’s behavior.

      1. Mad Scientist

        One might almost believe that was the goal all along….

  28. Enough About Palin

    Drew Cloud Is a Well-Known Expert on Student Loans. One Problem: He’s Not Real.

    “Drew Cloud is everywhere. The self-described journalist who specializes in student-loan debt has been quoted in major news outlets, including The Washington Post, The Boston Globe, and CNBC, and is a fixture in the smaller, specialized blogosphere of student debt.”

    https://www.chronicle.com/article/Drew-Cloud-Is-a-Well-Known/243217

    1. Sensei

      I’m sure the news organizations duped will be doing full retractions…

    2. whiz

      He may not have been a real person, but at least he wasn’t a dog.

  29. gbob

    Damn it, Australia, your men used to wrestle crocs and ask people about knives.

    Yoga is being combined with beer in a push to boost mens’ physical and mental health.

    Free ‘Broga’ classes are being held at The Hack in Port Melbourne, encouraging pint-adoring blokes to get fit in more ways than one.

    “The kind of guys inclined to try this are the kind of guys who might open up, make a connection…and try something new,” The Hack owner Chris Nicholls said.

    While classes are complementary, participants are encouraged to donate to mental health organisation Beyond Blue.

    1. Bobarian LMD

      …and try something new

      Trying to suck your own dick is hardly ‘new’.

      1. Tulip

        Ok, that made me laugh and startle the dog.

    2. The Last American Hero

      Meanwhile, in America:

      https://ddpyoga.com/

      God Bless the USofA.

  30. Private Chipperbot

    Dang. Ford is reducing car lineup to two models.

    Ford Motor Co. plans to trim $11.5 billion in operating costs, reduce spending by $5 million from 2019 to 2022, and cut its car lineup to just the Mustang and all-new Focus Active crossover within the next few years.

    1. Stinky Wizzleteats

      Looks like all the domestic manufacturers are putting all their eggs in the gas prices are going to remain low basket.

    2. Trolleric the Goth

      surprising, they move a ton of fiestas, fusions and focii, and are actually competitive in those segments too

      are they just killing Lincoln? their cars are all Ford-based

      1. Tundra

        I think Lincoln is also selling more SUVs and crossovers. The new Navigator is spectacular.

    3. Tundra

      The announcements came just more than a month after Ford announced nearly nine out of every 10 vehicles sold in 2020 will be a truck, SUV or commercial vehicle, and the automaker is expected to cut at least two car models from its existing U.S. lineup and add SUVs and trucks to get there.

      See? Get rid of that fucking fraudulent CAFE and watch watch the market does.

    4. CPRM

      I don’t think I’ve seen a new Ford car in a long time that wasn’t one of those, I was unaware they still made anything else except trucks and vans.

      1. The Last American Hero

        Ford Fusion?

    5. Sean

      WOW.

      The Fusion sport was on my test drive list for when my lease is up.

      1. Timeloose

        Its a great car. I decided on a edge sport instead for the xtra room.

      2. CatoTheElder

        I used to drive a Fusion Sport and thought it was excellent. It was perhaps the best value for money car I’ve ever had. The only reason I don’t drive it now is that some guy was driving on the wrong side of road late on night and totaled it. A friend sold me a used Infiniti G37 to replace it, but I still miss the Fusion Sport.

        I have another friend who feels the same way about his Fusion Hybrid.

        I really don’t understand this move by Ford.

    6. Timeloose

      This has to be in USA only. They sell a ton of Fusion sedans in the EU. Maybe Lincon will keep the cars.

      1. Trolleric the Goth

        they sell a ton of them here too!

    7. creech

      What are cops going to replace the Crown Vics with? Hummers with 50 cal. mounted?

      1. Tundra

        Around here, they got rid of the Vics years ago. All Explorers, all the time.

        1. Yusef drives a Kia

          And Challengers

      2. The Last American Hero

        Here they use Fusions or Explorers.

        The Fusion has been modified to be very very quick.

      3. Drake

        Dodge Chargers seem to be the new cop favorites around here.

  31. gbob

    Canadian cops perform a public service. You know, except for it being Grolsch.

    LONGUEUIL, Que. – A little more than half of the 20,000 cases of beer stolen last month near Montreal have been recovered thanks to a tip, Longueuil police said Wednesday.

    Police said 11,000 cases of Grolsch were recovered in a warehouse in a borough in southwestern Montreal.

    The beer was reported stolen from a warehouse south of Montreal on March 12.

    Three trucks, which were packed with the beer, dried beef and Jack Link’s brand pepperoni, were later found abandoned and empty.

  32. Enough About Palin

    “And the serial rapist, serial murderer, and serial burglar may have eluded capture so long because he was a cop.”

    Some call him pig.

    1. Pope Jimbo

      All my buddies at General Mills HQ are so happy today.

  33. Winston

    https://www.independent.co.uk/voices/alfie-evans-nhs-healthcare-mike-huckabee-usa-republicans-a8321601.html

    The bottom line, to be frank, is that parents cannot treat their child like an item of personal property with untrammelled liberty, or else there would be no laws against child abuse or cruelty. The issue before the courts was the pain and welfare of Alfie, no more or less.

    1. “We have to starve him to death to SAVE him!”

      1. Chipwooder

        Like I said before, it’s the Judge Smales line “Didn’t want to do it – felt I owed it to them”

        Her Majesty’s government owes little Alfie death by starvation.

        1. The comments on that article are weaponized AIDS.

          Britain is so fucked.

          1. TL;DR the comments:

            “Americans have icky gunz so their opinions don’t matter! NHS IS INFALLIBLE!”

      2. “I didn’t want to to do it, felt I owed it to them.”

    2. Just Say’n

      “A starving child feels no pain”

      – UK ‘logic’

    3. Grumbletarian

      Firstly, the National Health Service offers the British people superb health care financed from general taxation. It has its faults, but this form of social insurance means, for example, that a child such as Alfie Evans will receive treatment and round-the-clock care way beyond the means of his parents.

      Until the government decides it’s done enough. Then no force on earth will be permitted to intervene in the child’s death.

    4. “The bottom line, to be frank, is that parents cannot treat their child like an item of personal property with untrammelled liberty, or else there would be no laws against child abuse or cruelty.”

      Huh?

    1. Probably cheaper to just use the orphans.

    2. Pope Jimbo

      Careful who you buy that monkey from. You don’t want your monkey dealer to be too persuasive.

  34. “Tactical decision” = “scared shitless of what might happen if we confronted them”

    http://www.dailycamera.com/news/boulder/ci_31826801/boulder-police-made-tactical-decision-let-demonstrators-break

    Molon labe motherfuckers.

  35. Gilmore

    the character was problematic because he is defined by his job and how many children he has in his arranged marriage

    Clearly it is problematic when characterizations align closely to easily established accurate facts about immigrants.

    1. CPRM

      And Apu is the only character like that. No way they would have a drunk Scottish groundskeeper or a foreign exchange student who’s only distinguishing characteristic is that he wears lederhosen.

      1. Winston

        Willie and Gunther are white so stereotyping them is okay…

        1. mexican sharpshooter

          -1 Bumblebee Man

          1. Winston

            Oh yes that guy must be banned…

      2. Chipwooder

        I’ve never heard anyone decrying the broad stereotype that is Cletus the Slack Jawed Yokel.

        1. Winston

          Cletus is the embodiment of everything the elites hate after all…

        2. Mad Scientist

          Some folk’ll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk’ll, like Cletus, the slack-jawed yokel.

  36. Too lazy to read the link, but I’m guessing the potato gag is in reference to Panic’s most recent video. Pretty fun, but NSFW – depending where you work. https://youtu.be/jVXauWq9Hwg?t=3m16s

  37. Gilmore

    this made me laugh more than it should have, but the trick is “setup, and payoff”

    1. Tundra

      Well played.

    2. mikey

      this is why the internet exists.

    3. Yusef drives a Kia

      nice, I’m still laughing

  38. Alright so I’ve got some money burning a hole in my pocket.

    Should I go ahead and buy a suppressor for my .300 BLK; something that I’ve been avoiding because of the NFA bullshit…

    or should I just buy the AK-47 I’ve never had?

    1. Tundra

      Ask ZARDOZ.

    2. mexican sharpshooter

      Get them both now before the government outlaws them all.

      //Gun forum response

      1. Viking1865

        That’s the first response. The second is everyone telling you to get a different thing because they like the different thing.

        Then a caliber war breaks out.

        1. mexican sharpshooter

          “I know this isn’t one of your choices, but you really should get a Glock.”

          1. Viking1865

            God the fucking Glock guys.

    3. Florida Man

      AK. NFA laws aren’t a target right now.

  39. The Late P Brooks

    Video of a monkey in a dress, begging for change, creates outrage. Now excuse me while I go buy a monkey.

    Don’t forget the organ.

      1. Bobarian LMD

        Organ Grinder?

        I lost a button on a pair of shorts going out with that girl in college.

  40. Winston

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Itchy_%26_Scratchy_%26_Marge

    Original air date: December 20, 1990

    Man how times have changed and not have changed…

    1. invisible finger

      Reminds me of the time I bought my 7 year old nephew an Itchy & Scratchy t-shirt.

      Year later I bought my Boston-based niece a “Never Forget” Lite Brite t-shirt.

      1. Boston Weak?

  41. The Late P Brooks

    Ford Motor Co. plans to trim $11.5 billion in operating costs, reduce spending by $5 million from 2019 to 2022, and cut its car lineup to just the Mustang and all-new Focus Active crossover within the next few years.

    They should spin the passenger car division off to Mahindra.

  42. Heroic Mulatto

    You don’t have to agree with SugarFree but the mob can’t make me not love him. We are both dragon energy. He is my brother. I love everyone. I don’t agree with everything anyone does. That’s what makes us individuals. And we have the right to independent thought.

    1. Bobarian LMD

      You guys should get a room.

      With Trump and that Kardashian fella.

    2. SugarFree

      *swoons*

  43. Gustave Lytton

    Going to a meeting in a hour at a hotel conference room. Any guesses as to the last name of the Indian owners?

    1. Juvenile Bluster

      Nahasapeemapetilon?

    2. Chandrasekhar.

    3. Tundra

      Begay

      1. Hyperion

        Ishood Begay, I know that guy.

      2. Pope Jimbo

        I would have said Peltier.

    4. Heroic Mulatto

      Patel, obviously.

      1. Chipwooder

        Was that you who once upon a time explained why most of the Indians who own motels are Patels?

      2. Gustave Lytton

        Winner winner chicken dinner.

        “I’m like my mother, I stereotype. It’s faster.”

    5. Two Dogs Fucking?

      1. Mad Scientist

        I love that joke!

        1. You can’t beat the classics.

    6. Bobarian LMD

      Warren?

    7. Yusef drives a Kia

      Singh

    8. mindyourbusiness

      Patel?

      1. mindyourbusiness

        Late as usual…

  44. mexican sharpshooter

    One of the less-than-helpful suspect sketches.

    Kenny from South Park grew up.

    1. Winston

      I still find it freaky. Looks like that doll from the Corbomite Maneuver.

  45. Sean

    Get them both

    That’s always good advice.

    The AK you can have now, the suppressor you won’t get for a while (8 months?).

  46. The Late P Brooks

    Twisted words?

    Fox News, accompanied by a flurry of right-wing media organizations, took remarks made by Jim Acosta, CNN’s chief White House correspondent, out of context on Wednesday to suggest he was disparaging the intellectual prowess of President Trump’s supporters.

    Speaking to Variety magazine about what it’s like to cover the Trump White House, Acosta commented on the threats journalists doing so often face. He remarked that individuals who might send such threats to reporters “don’t know” that the “fake news” attacks from Trump and his allies are “an act.”

    “They don’t have all their faculties in some cases, their elevator might not hit all floors,” Acosta said. “My concern is that a journalist is going to be hurt one of these days. Somebody’s going to get hurt.”

    But Fox News and other pro-Trump media organizations twisted Acosta’s comments to suggest he was saying Trump voters are not smart.

    “You can’t just tell everybody what I said about them. That’s not fair.”

    1. Bobarian LMD

      In totally unrelated news, Jim Acosta recently set a Guinness world speed record for riding a bicycle backwards.

    2. Suthenboy

      To me Acosta is the embodiment of what is wrong with the press today.

  47. Pope Jimbo

    Uffda. I swear this letter to the Star & Sickle is parody. It has to be right?

    Bill Murray is so not woke.

    Murray read not just any selection in “The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn,” but the most painful section in which Huck lightheartedly diverts the slave hunters away from Jim (submerged in the river at this point) with his tall tale. The scene that includes the N-word 10 or 12 times and portrays the child, Huck, coming across as the clever savior of his elder, Jim. As Murray read the passage to the 99.9 percent white audience, he seemed to relish the potential of offense. And then, to salt the wound, he used the verbal equivalent of blackface as he voiced Jim’s lines. I oppose censorship, but there is a reason why some cities have removed “Huck Finn” from the mandatory curriculum.

    1. Chipwooder

      Translation: “I don’t actually oppose censorship, but I feel obligated to half-heartedly say I do before explaining why I actually don’t”

    2. Gadfly

      And then, to salt the wound, he used the verbal equivalent of blackface as he voiced Jim’s lines.

      What do you want to bet Murray was just reading it as written? Twain extensively used phonetic dialect for his dialogue to give the flavor of the people and regions he described in his novels.

      1. Suthenboy

        That is exactly right. I suspect the reason proggies hate that novel is because of it’s real anti-racism message.

    3. Pan Zagloba

      there is a reason why some cities have removed “Huck Finn” from the mandatory curriculum.

      Too few helicopter rides?

    4. Pope Jimbo

      I missed this tidbit:

      As I reviewed the program, I jabbed my husband. “Does this seem odd that all the featured writers and composers are men? How can this be a new world?” It struck me as unlikely that a white man from Hollywood would star in such a show in our era of #MeToo, #weneeddiversebooks and diversity riders.

      What the fucka Chinese downhill diversity riders?

      1. tarran

        It’s a rider to a contract. Specifically, in order to get one party’s agreement, one of the other parties guarantees that they will not hire too many niggers white men.

  48. Gilmore

    Nat Review says, “Rand Disappoints Libertarians, Again; Don’t Hold It Against Him

    it is close to my own general feelings towards Rand, and my sense of the limits of what he can (and can’t do) in Washington

    I agree with Paul’s project of calling the party to a less interventionist foreign policy. But doing so requires a very hard-headed acceptance of the limits of one senator’s power and of the political landscape. … Paul is a “political libertarian” in a way that we haven’t seen before. His position in the Senate requires compromises that his father, Ron Paul, or other libertarian gadflies like Representative Justin Amash, have never had to make. Even in an age of intense polarization, the House is big enough to accommodate a few quixotic holdouts. The Senate just isn’t. ….a “political libertarian” is inevitably going to disappoint those of his supporters who want a politician to embody their beliefs in a way calculated not to change government policy and our political culture, but to perpetually and clearly condemn it.

  49. Winston

    Rand Paul did vote to approve of John Kerry after all. He did vote to approve Chuck Hagel after initially voting against him. Unsurprisingly it was only the votes against Chuck Hagel that drove Raimondo nuts…

  50. Rufus the Monocled

    With DiPaolo’s firing, Azaria’s retardedness, NHS’s evil behaviour, Real winning…..it’s been a rough week for the forces of good.

    1. Mad Scientist

      “Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.”

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        Only the good die young as Billy Joel sang.

        Sigh.

    2. Drake

      SiriusXM can’t seem to understand why I wouldn’t pay for their services any longer. They’ve fired everyone I like and I can get the same music on Pandora for free.

      1. Bobarian LMD

        I keep telling them that I wouldn’t piss on them if they were on fire, but they keep pestering me.

      2. Rufus the Monocled

        I may have to rethink the service.

        It’s absurd they fire someone over a tweet and let them have it.

      3. Meh, I won’t go back to terrestrial. And how ‘woke’ can they be they put Breitbart on for about 100hrs a week. The POTUS channel I find very fair, they often just play the whole speech a pol gives, no edits no commentary. And yes he’s on CNN but Smerconish’s show is enjoyable, he’s reasonable and more importantly in my opinion not all politics all the time like Hannity or the nuts they have on their leftist channel. Lastly, I love the Radio Classic channel, Johnny Dollar, The Shadow, Jack Benny, great stuff.

        1. Rufus the Monocled

          I’m glad things are ‘meh’ to you but not to me. I don’t find the firing of a person over a Tweet is acceptable since I’m paying.

          But you’re right. What’s the option? Terrestrial radio?

          1. Chipwooder

            If you’re vehicle is Bluetooth-enabled, you can do what I do and just listen to Amazon music, YouTube, or whatever else from your phone over your vehicle speakers.

          2. Don’t you need a large data plan, or whatever they call it, to stream music all day long? I’ve thought of going that route but I am under the impression that it’ll cost a lot more than the 20$ a month Sirius costs.

          3. Drake

            I have an unlimited Sprint plan so that’s what I do.

          4. I’m not familiar with the guy, what was the tweet? I don’t listen to Stern but how worse could it have been than what he puts out? I’d like to think there’s more to the tale, perhaps his rating sucked and this was a good excuse. I use to listen to Mike Church, but when he went off the deep end and they fired him I really couldn’t blame them, and again I think it was ratings more than ideology.

          5. Rufus the Monocled

            He said it was a tweet he put out about that Fresno professor. Granted, it was a but much (something about wishing death on her but given the stupid violent shit she spewed as we see on youtube, they each made their play) but that’s not a good enough reason. I didn’t agree with him on most things but he was refreshing and I liked the callers.

            Apparently, he seemed to be doing alright. Can’t be worse than half the shit on it.

          6. Yusef drives a Kia

            The Tune in Radio app for Android is real good, it’s on all my devices, I like my local College station and the only Classical station around these parts, Tune in has them and many more

  51. Winston

    https://www-m.cnn.com/2018/04/25/asia/china-metoo-peking-university-intl/index.html

    Many have questioned why a prestigious school, especially one with a rich history of student activism — from 1919’s May 4 youth movement to the 1989 pro-democracy movement — has gone to such great lengths to suppress a student’s call for justice.

    Gee I can’t imagine why a country that sent tanks and soldiers after student protestors would be trying to silence them?

    1. Hyperion

      I worked with a guy, he was a Chinese translator for the company, who was in Tiananmen Square and actually saw people get ran down by tanks. He was known by the Chinese government and an exile. He couldn’t go home to visit his family for fear of being murdered by his government and maybe his family too. China is a brutal authoritarian regime and Xi, now dictator for life, has tripled down on that, promising a total surveillance state that would make 1984 look like a libertarian paradise. FUCK.COMMUNISM. Please send all of our progs there so they can enjoy it.

      1. Winston

        Xi, now dictator for life, has tripled down on that, promising a total surveillance state that would make 1984 look like a libertarian paradise.

        Unpossible. I was informed that trade and prosperity would prevent that…

  52. Hyperion

    So, there just has not been enough talk about drankin. Someone has to fix that. I just bought this. Anyone tried it?

    The Dalmore

    I dunno, I was bored, apparently money is burning my pocket off (typical shitlord issue, right?), and the bottle is purty. It’s actually the only single malt scotch that I have. I have a bottle of Chivas Regal 18 year old, but that’s a blend, right? Not the same thing as single malt? I love the color of this, I have a thing for dark reddish color Whiskeys, sitting beside an unopened bottle of Blanton’s bourbon, the color is very similar, but the Dalmore may be just a tad darker.

    1. Bobarian LMD

      I’ll take the Blanton’s or the rye, thankaverrahmuch.

      Iff’n you ain’t gonna open em.

      1. Hyperion

        I’ll open the rye, the bottle of Sagamore Spirit Double Oak right beside of it is open. The Blanton’s is not getting opened any time soon, I only have 2 bottles. And the Whistlepig 12 year old rye next to that, definitely not getting opened. At least I can find that one currently, but it’s $129 a bottle at Total Wine and More. I paid $86 for mine, only 2 bottles of that left also. Lately, I’ve only been sipping on the Sagamore double oak and the 18 yo Chivas. Both are good by my taste.

    2. slumbrew

      I’ve had it but not so much I could describe it to you. I’m pretty much just “single malt good” (though I really like Caol Ila).

    3. AlmightyJB

      I have a long weekend of drankin planned. Hitting every breweries and also this cider house. I’ve not been all that into the ciders I’ve had around here so I’m hoping they’ll have some flights so I can sample. I’m not into vinegary or tart but nothing ventured as they say.

      http://www.westendciderhouse.com/

      1. Hyperion

        Damn, I’m jealous. I like the cider they make here in Balmer, but don’t drink it too often. Too busy drinking beer and whiskey when I get the chance.

  53. Winston

    https://www.google.ca/amp/s/www.bbc.com/news/amp/world-europe-43884075

    Immigrants doing the jobs native Germans won’t do.

  54. The Late P Brooks

    Murray read not just any selection in “The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn,” but the most painful section in which Huck lightheartedly diverts the slave hunters away from Jim (submerged in the river at this point) with his tall tale.

    He should have read the part about Huck being a cross-dresser.

    1. AlmightyJB

      So you’re saying that Huck talking Tom into “painting his fence” was a metaphor?

      1. Rasilio

        At least he wasn’t asking for help waxing the car

    2. Pope Jimbo

      Then she would have complained about Huck not getting top billing on the program.

      Seriously, one of her other gripes was that the show’s program didn’t feature any women.

      Four performers walked onto the stage — Murray and three musicians. One musician was a man and two were women. Confused, I flipped over the program. The cover picture was of Murray and the male musician, and yet from what I was witnessing, the women on stage, Vanessa Perez and Mira Wang, were key to every song.

      1. Suthenboy

        Right off the bat she starts bitching about diversity or whatever gibberish they call it. I stopped reading there.

    1. Hyperion

      Shocking.

    2. CatoTheElder

      Story starts out with parents who are unhappy that their children’s schools are required to reserve 25% of each classroom’s seats for students who perform below grade level.

      I interpret this to mean that in every 6th-grade classroom, for example, would be comprised of 75% kids ready to learn and 25% kids unprepared to learn at grade level. The consequences of this move are obvious. I’d be pissed, too. I’d even be pissed if one of my kids was in the 25% due to dimwittedness or immaturity because that would mean that he’d have to struggle to learn material that he was unprepared to learn. Everybody loses except for the teachers union and educrats.

      Then, the story shifts gears: it’s all about racial integration in the Upper West Side (89% Clinton/7% Trump) schools. Even though the parents express their objections in terms of educational preparedness, the racist white Upper West Siders don’t want black children in their schools. The principal says the parents’ comments are “tremendously offensive”.

      The principal’s comments suggest that the objective is to hold back the 75% so the 25% can catch up somehow. For some reason, progressives seem to think the 75% are racist whites and the 25% are minorities, and this is the best solution they can come up with. I suspect that they are trying to equalize the borough-by-borough and district-by-district test scores. The principal specifically spoke of tutoring to improve test scores rather than educational preparedness.

      Perhaps NYC schools need to add a new administrative post: Handicapper General.

  55. Hyperion

    It’s not that I still doubt anything will come of this, but how in the hell did Democrats expect to try to pull off a coup attempt against an elected POTUS and not expect the shit to hit the fan for them? For the last 8 years before this election, they have been engaged in behavior that could even potentially send 3rd world corruptocrats to prison, for crikey sake. What the fuck is wrong with these people? Are they really THAT desperate? It appears so. I say line up your beers and stock up on popcorn, the shit show is about to get really good.

    1. Hyperion

      Oh yeah, and the link:

      McCabe, Comey, McCabe…

      1. CatoTheElder

        The progressive wing of the Democrat party is insane, and dominates the Democrat party. Democrat leadership have decided to adopt progressive b.s. as their own, and is actively indoctrinating their membership in goodthink with a daily two-minute hate of Drumph. This is clear from the ridiculous filing of a lawsuit against the conspiracy of the Russian Federation, Russian military, and the Trump Campaign.

  56. Gilmore

    Today will be remembered throughout history as “The Day The Rappers Said, “Actually, Fuck Democrats“, and made all the woke white people very, very, very uncomfortable

    1. Hyperion

      That shit is fucking hilarious.

    2. mexican sharpshooter

      TheSavannaLady‏ @TheSavannaLady · 41m41 minutes ago

       More

      No one is asking him to be a democrat. No one is asking anyone to be a democrat. We are just asking that he doesn’t use his power and position to support racism. That is all. It is not that a big thing to ask!??!

      What?

      1. Hyperion

        I mean, by default, you know, because Kanye is black, he can’t be racist. That’s what they say anyway. I don’t think the guy is going to blink, and the lynch mob will turn the other way and instead lynch Joy Reid, lol. You have to love this.

        1. Juvenile Bluster

          Joy Reid did nothing wrong. The … um … Russians … and … um … dark web … conspired with the Internet Archive to backdate an archive to 2007 and put up fake posts. Yep. Totally.

          1. Hyperion

            I give her a 50/50 chance of at least a career ending by lynch mob. No better than that. Kanye, however, if he continues like this, will not be touched. You’d think people would learn from Trump.

      2. Suthenboy

        All blacks act and think just alike and he is outta line. <—- Totally not a racist position

        1. Hyperion

          Totally not. It’s like we Democrats need tell the colored folk what to do and that they have to depend on government for their well being because they can’t figure it out on their own. That’s not even racist at all.

    3. Suthenboy

      There is a fair amount of ‘Nuh Uh! The Democrat and Republican parties switched places after Jim Crow!’ in that.
      Communists and Democrats forever trying to disassociate from their past while doing the same things over and over.

      1. Hyperion

        Apparently, the difference is that now they’re not only racists, but commies too.

        1. Suthenboy

          The radical left has definitely taken the party.

          1. Hyperion

            You think? I mean, was the first clue that the top two DNC leaders are both avowed commies?

          2. Suthenboy

            Was it John Brennan that belonged to the CPUSA? But Obama totally isnt a socialist.

            How did we let this shit happen?

          3. Winston

            the CPUSA has endorsed the Dems since 1988.

          4. Hyperion

            Complacency, first world problems, and a public school system that is no longer anything but a leftist indoctrination system. We have to destroy the current public school system. Private school, home school, demoralize the beast and destroy it.

          5. Winston

            Libertarians are pretty guilty of complacency. “Libertarian moment” and “politics is a lagging indicator” are good examples of assuming that vague interpersonal forces and Will of History will lead to victory.

            And libertarians still think that “Rockefeller didn’t have a IPhone!” and “Are you better off than a caveman?” will convince people to reject welfarism.

          6. Hyperion

            It’s pretty damn a stretch to say that libertarians are complacent, when we have zero political power. I mean unless you’re Rand Paul, you have exactly zero political power as a libertarian. People are still too obsessed with their team sports to end that.

          7. CatoTheElder

            Brennan voted for CPUSA candidate Gus Hall in 1976 by his own account. But he probably wasn’t a member.

            I was around back in 1976. The fact that this guy got so far in the CIA would be shocking when I was a conservative, but I’ve come to believe that it is one-part corrupt, Ivy League cabal and one-part DMV-level stupid bureaucracy.

          8. Winston

            Libertarian Moment!

      2. Winston

        Considering how almost all the segregationist Democrats stayed Democrat: see George Wallace, Herman Talmadge, Richard Russell Jr., etc. I’m not sure how that works. Or how Georgia and Arkansas were Democratic hotbeds until recently.

      3. Winston

        Or how if the Democrats and Republicans switched then how do they explain Bill Clinton, Al Gore and Jimmy Carter?

        1. Suthenboy

          When that gets thrown at me – they all switched sides – I have to ask why? Why would they do that?

    4. Viking1865

      I’ve said it before, you can call him stupid, but when Trump said to a black audience “What have you got to lose?” I think that’s a seed that will bear fruit.

      The Democrats really fucked up, because in 8 years of Obama they didn’t do shit for black people. Yeah Jay Z and Beyonce got to come have dinner with the First Couple. Cool.

      But what about school choice? What about inner city politicians running corrupt fiefdoms? What about police brutality? What about the drug war?

      Again, people say Trump is stupid. Well, by nominating DeVos he had every single Democratic politician shrieking on the record that school choice was bad. Those shrieks were heard by more than just Republicans. A lot of black rank and file Democrats think school choice is actually a very very good thing.

      Oh and black unemployment is the lowest it has been since the .gov started tracking the data.

    5. Yusef drives a Kia

      The Hat! it’s all about the Hat!

    6. Sean

      Oh, that’s fucking awesome.
      ?

    7. Gilmore

      ?4/25?

      Never Forget

      1. Yusef drives a Kia

        OK I won’t forget, what am I not Forgetting?

        1. Gilmore

          look up

          Gilmore on April 25, 2018 at 5:34 pm
          Today will be remembered throughout history as….

          1. Yusef drives a Kia

            Well Derp on me!
            Never Forget, Kanye Won’t Let You!

    8. Gilmore

      And all the Woke White Women are scurrying around writing “WELL, AKSHULLY WHAT THE BLACK MAN REALLY MEANS IS”….

      ….or “This is just to sell records!!” (because what sells records better than rappers appealing to Team Red yokels? Surely that will go big with rapper’s core-audiences?)

      …when he’s actually just reciting things every single person in America knows to be true, but which doesn’t say because its Heresy to undermine the narrative:


      KANYE WEST
      @kanyewest
      38m38 minutes ago

      Obama was in office for eight years and nothing in Chicago changed

      Its not “oh, team red is so great”, sure.

      But its openly announcing that ‘Lefty white democrats aint done shit for black people and there isn’t a single reason we owe them anything”

      And even if he’s just saying that to get headlines, that *thought* is so heretical to the status quo that it is making everyone in the Left-Media sphere quiver down to their bones in existential dread.

      1. Pope Jimbo

        What would really scare them is every Team Red deplorable bought Kanyes new record. When people asked why a hillbilly bought a hip hop album he could say it was because he had money left over six centuries he stopped buying stuff from Patagonia, Dickson, Avis, etc.

        If big corps had their noses rubbed in Kanyes pile of money maybe they’d wise up.

  57. Winston

    One reason America is fucked is that it is too rich and powerful and too new. Thanks to America’s wealth and power the DC Elites aren’t worried about the danger of an enormous deficit since any potential collapse will happen in the distant future and the DC Elites aren’t worried about foreign countries taking advantaging of America’s decline. Smaller countries don’t have this luxury so the elites will often change their tune on Free Shit. And America is too new so it hasn’t faced any real existential crises that shows that sometimes you do have to make hard decisions to avoid catastrophe.

    1. Yusef drives a Kia

      The U.S. is NOT Fucked, we just need some house cleaning, people Like Kanye speaking up, Jordan Peterson’s Popularity, there’a lot of hope out there, Hell the Steel Tarriff hasn’t Hurt Lachowsky, from what he says. Certain Areas like Cali, well we are truly fucked but the lesson will be instructive, you know, like Venezuela…..

      1. Hyperion

        Agree. There’s still hope. That started with the wicked witch going down in flames. Europe however, I’m just not sure if they have any hope left.

        1. Yusef drives a Kia

          We may end up with a Different, Older immigration problem in the future, There are Euro people that will need saving, instead of fighting there stupid wars, We can import the best and Fuck the rest……

        2. Stinky Wizzleteats

          The Swiss, the Poles, the Czechs, the Hungarians and I’m sure there are some others don’t buy into the steaming pile that Great Britain and Germany are pushing right now. There is still hope, even in Europe.

          1. Hyperion

            Sort of funny how this works. The ones who get how bad socialism is, are the ones who suffered under it during the USSR. The clueless ones who have never experienced it are practically begging for it. If the recent child murdering escapades of the NHS does not wake up Europeans then I’m afraid nothing will. And they think Trump is radical. I must not be fit for president, because I would tell the Brits to release the kid to their parents or face dire consequences, and I would not be fucking around.

      2. Rufus the Monocled

        A Canadian has to clean your room?

        1. Yusef drives a Kia

          Why not Rufus, You get a Nuclear Umbrella, Sweet healthcare, good trade relations, and you don’t need a giant Military, Uncle Sugar’s got you covered!
          Now go Clean my Room! 😉

          1. Rufus the Monocled

            Touche!

            We have to earn some of our freebies, eh?

          2. Hyperion

            Zoolander has already ended the drug war and given everyone a free pony, right?

    2. Rufus the Monocled

      This falls dangerously close to the European opinion of ‘America is too stupid to have all this power. If we had it…we’d wield it more responsibly”.

      1. Winston

        Except I said nothing like that…

        1. Yusef drives a Kia

          But you were thinking it…….

          1. Winston

            StarCraft fan?

    3. Rufus the Monocled

      “And America is too new so it hasn’t faced any real existential crises that shows that sometimes you do have to make hard decisions to avoid catastrophe.”

      Do the atomic bombs qualify?

      1. Hyperion

        Are you talking the Japan nuke attacks or the Bay of Pigs? What about the revolutionary war, and the subsequent wars, and the Civil War? Yeah, we haven’t faced nothing, total noobs.

      2. Winston

        You mean the atom bombs the US developed and used?

  58. Zunalter

    Michelle McNamara is Patton Oswalt’s late wife, who died in an accidental overdose last year.

    Accidental?

    1. Rufus the Monocled

      The official coroner phrase for ‘accidental overdose’ is ‘Oops’.

      True story.

    2. She probably had some addiction-lite problems with the Xanax and such. Probably relied on medication to get her to sleep and back up again while she was working and apparently stressed out. A better idea would’ve been for her to take a break on the book and get rested — it’s not like they probably needed the money that bad.

  59. Hyperion

    Dedicated to Kanye the deplorable and the thiccness

    Gold Digger

  60. Gilmore

    I am too lazy, but i feel an impulse to spend an hour trying to superimpose Kanye’s MAGA head over the Death-Star, where it is shooting green lazer beams (preferably out of his eyeballs) and blowing up Alderaan.

    then putting a Twitter bird Icon over alderaan

  61. KibbledKristen

    More Peak United Kingdom. Not a parody. The government not only says it’s not OK to criticize Muslims – now it’s not OK to criticize the UK itself.