Erotic fast food worker cosplay while hitting it from behind to the 90’s slow jams “Cold Drinks” and “Hot Drinks” by Wendy’s
Next, you’ve gotta salt the meat
From the back to the front and make the taste complete
Not to little, not too much
With a little finesse, you’ll get the touch!
So…. open thread.
I hope so. No way am I spending time discussing a fast food porn obsession.
1st picture – Inner left and inner right.
Try to unsee it.
Sounds tantalizing, but what on Earth are you talking about? Can anyone fill me in here?
Long Japanese man pubes.
Damn it! You’re right, I asked for it and am now permanently disturbed. I hadn’t even noticed, because at first it looks little different from ordinary unruly “large pube area” spillover. (Fellow Mediterranean heritage dude here.) But yeah, those are definitely hairless East Asian legs, and that spillover is definitely pure Straight Pubes.
But they have “tiny penis”.
How would you know?
They say so themselves! As they compliment our gargantuan ones. Of course, they may just be lulling us into complacency as they hypnotize our children into attacking Pearl Harbor. That’s always a possibility.
You’re going to need a serving of Yakul soon.
Thankfully, I started drinking beforehand. One more bourbon and I can kill the brain cell that holds that particular memory.
I will make sure to remind you of them from time to time in the form of replies. You’re welcome.
That’s what the last picture symbolizes.
That’s my artist’s statement.
I did fine with the intro picture. Then I stupidly read this post. I have no idea what’s going on other than you have some unusual fetishes.
You know me so well.
I like to think meatspace HM is actually about as kinky as Mitt Romney and his only fetish is his dedication to entertaining content.
-1 Pornhub watched videos section
*chants under his breath* please be true please be true, please be true….
I hate to disappoint, having met HM in RL…he is a wonderful fellow…but he really does have some, um, interesting interests.
The only reason women wear lingerie is to take it off.
http://archive.is/5HsdG
I’m a sucker for a garter and stockings.
3, 6, 13.
DAMN!
Would hot fast food worker. Was that the question?
Looked like she was unzipping her pants at the beginning, so she was getting ready.
She has that sultry thing down.
https://youtu.be/XxT-nlBEdeQ?t=41s
Yes.
HM, So Brilliant, So Twisted, what was the Question?
Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce
Special orders don’t upset
3 buns (spank), 2 patties (tickle), 1 spray of beige colored Shaq Ejaq.
Where’s the beef?
The cold training video is on point to remind fools not to scoop using the fucking cup. But what it inexcusably neglects is to remind them not to leave the scoop sitting in the ice. That’s a lot more common. It’s a health code violation and just plain dumb.
I’m thinking HM used to order McDLT back in the day. Hot side stays hot and the cold side stays cold.
It was a good idea!
Excellent idea, although I fucking hate McDonald’s and never tried it. What I am even more baffled about is that they dropped the Angus burger from the late ’00s. Nothing close to even a mediocre “real” burger chain like Five Guys, but managed to be something I’d actually eat.
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OT? Nahh, Shirer’s Work on the Third Reich, I read it 35 years ago and on the reread, I see a huge Bias and subjective writing, Maybe He isn’t so Authoritative as I thought,
Will read more and report back
OT: To pick up on Tulip’s point in the last post, the Wall Street Journal had an excellent article on Saturday about the gymnasts Nasser groomed. Those girls were victims; each and every one of them.
Most of the adults, including some part of the FBI, should be strung up.
Probably the most infuriating part of the Nasser debacle is all the appropriate authorities were notified and at best did a cursory investigation. Most looked the other way.
I want to comment on Post WW! Germany but I’m so pissed off I think i’ll write an article instead, How to Start a World War, By France and Great Britain,
Euro Fools
When I was in high school in the Philippines I took the UK GCSE course (O-levels) for History and English. The entire year of 9th grade history was Euro history between 1914 and 1936 – the Treaty of Versailles was just the first of a massive sequence of mis-steps leading to WWII (albeit probably the most blatant/obvious). Winners gotta get paid.
Getting dates going to be tough.
http://www.foxnews.com/world/2018/04/23/woman-says-cut-off-boyfriends-penis-with-garden-shears-because-leaked-sex-tape-reports-say.html
I am feeling unwell after seeing those mongo hedge trimming shears when I was expecting to see single handed garden shears. Gruesome imagery suggestive of what once was, and is no longer.
Ya but still wood and you wood too…and you have the option of using someone else’s dick
I have a feeling somebody’s not gonna get lucky like John Bobbitt and star in horrible gimmick pornos.
There it is. /Lawrence Fishburne in Finding Bobby Fisher
Lorena drove off and left it where they could find it. Pretty miraculous that they did, and it was still in pristine condition (no animal nibbles or anything). But bless her for being so mild about the whole thing. Why she didn’t just throw it down the disposal I don’t know. Probably saved her a conviction though.
Least she made Zardoz happy.
True! Why was Zardoz so extreme? All that is really necessary to purify the Earth is the gift of the pruning shears.
Clearly in the danger zone.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vwbKYcBdVyk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66GoZ2vKI9g
That was art.
Good thing he didn’t talk about guns.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4ttVP2cyK4
I like to play Opposum.
UK government decides once again that a hospital has the right to decide to withdraw life support from an infant despite the parents objecting and despite doctors in another country willing to try a different treatment.
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-merseyside-43874330
He who pays the piper…
Jeezus H. Christ. Pieces of shit are just as bad as Joseph Mengele.
Children present an especially insidious area of creeping state authority because, whether one likes to think of it that way or not, the parent shares some custodial authority with the state over the child even under standard liberal minarchism. Where such a system normally provides relative clarity over rights, with kids things are a bit less clean. So you have to be extra on guard in this area (as with the civil commitment of insane people, another group that cannot exercise their own rights) because of the potential for abuse to creep up on you.
The UK, unsurprisingly, is well “ahead” of us in its blatancy of thinking of the state as equal, perhaps even superior, “partners” with the parent in raising the child. There it really does take a village. Scotland is planning on assigning a case worker at birth to every Scottish baby as a routine matter–essentially putting the entire country under permanent CPS supervision.
Christ, what a ghoulish meat factory. “this meat popsicle is our charge. We say he dies here and soon under the careful eye of NHS, rather than under the supervision of Italians”
Eugenics barbarism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXgySAzpois
This was my jam back in the day. I found it pretty much autobiographical.
What the fuck is that, son?
Juese Belmont, of course.
Truly, 2005 to 2015 was the golden age of video game remixes. Now the OC remixers are extinct. Their fire has gone out of the universe.
My guess for your jam would have been something by Tony Orlando and Dawn.
I saw what you did there.
Twice on the Pipes,
飛び散るスペルマ乱れ射ち
Tobi Chiru superuma midare uchi.
Scatter shot with a messy load. At least break it down for the, HM.
How do you do The Fool?
Don Beverage says push the Whopper Button!
Big Mac, no Club, FTW
/what?
There’s a club? I only remember the BK Kids Club.
The Club is the Bread between the 2 Meat patties,
The More You Know……
That isn’t in the song Sounds apocryphal to me.
My First Wife was a Manager…. She Died
The Burger King took her out? The Burger Wars was a vicious time in American history.
1st Wife 19-23, next Wife 24-54, the Second doesn’t work in fast food, But I still like Big Mac, no Club
The saddest part is that America fought the Burger Wars coterminously with the Cola Wars, both apparently–to a kid who lived through them–with no end in sight.
BTWs, the world record holder for most Big Macs eaten is from Wisconsin (and he ain’t a fattie!)
I hold the Cali record, ALL OF THEM!
no Club…………
This has to be the most Midwestern man in the history of the Midwest.
I thought this was going to be a competitive eater. The world champs of those were initially uniformly fat Americans who were basically glorified versions of the old-school local pie-eating contest types. Then the skinny Asians took control. Now it’s like a mixture of Asians, normal Americans, and a few old-school fat Americans thrown in.
I forgot about that! Mostly remember that rather disturbing goggled kid.
I would’ve sworn the date was wrong, if the vid wasn’t apparently posted by its director. I could’ve sworn BK Kids club launched well into the ’90s; and the ad looks a bit advanced for 1989 as well. Fuck, cha-ching (apparently somewhere in the Midwest) was 1991!
So, I’m tweeting, fallows me on them social medians.
You dropped the newest vid in a special late-night preview! I feel so honored.