障害の長男 檻に20年
監禁容疑 父親逮捕
Last time I introduced you to Hiragana, Katakana and Kanji, but today I’m going to be solely looking at Kanji. Kanji are the Chinese characters stolen by Japan and NBA players that have bizarre neck tattoos. I’m not going to give the full explanation of each Kanji in the headline, but I will explain the basic meaning and by the time I’m done, you’re going to want to lock the asshole up in a cage yourself.
障害
This is pronounced “shougai” and means “obstacle”. It also is used to indicate that someone has a disability of some sort as in 視覚障害 or “shikaku shougai” which means “visually impaired”. The Japanese have also fallen victim to PC language and have tried to steer away from judgmental terms when describing people with disabilities, but for some reason “obstacle” person hasn’t been changed.
の長男
の is from Hiragana and is pronounced “no”. It’s the possessive “s” in Japanese, if you remember from the first lesson. 長 is the Kanji for “long” or “boss” and is pronounced “chou” when used in combination with another Kanji. 男 is a Kanji that you will see often. It is read as “otoko” and means “man”. Any guess what “long man” means? Nope, not that. It means “oldest son”. 障害の長男 means “the oldest son (who has) a disability”. It wasn’t clear from the article what type of disability is was, but usually it would indicate some kind of serious mental disability.
檻に20年
檻 is pronounced “ori” and means cage and or prison. Maybe you’re starting to figure out what is happening. に20年 is read as “ni nijyu-nen”. 年 means “year”. に is Hiragana and usually means something like “at”, “in” or “for”. So far we got a mentally disabled, oldest son that was locked in a cage for twenty years.
監禁容疑
“Kankin” is how the first two Kanji are read and means “confinement”. “Yougi” is how the last two Kanji are read and mean “suspicion”. Someone is under suspicion of illegal confinement of a human being. As a side note, 禁 means “prohibited” and you shouldn’t enter a door with it plastered on it. I remember back to my single days and a gal jotted 禁 on a napkin when I tried to hit on her at a bar. Rejection is a good way to learn and I appreciated her subtle rejection rather than getting slapped.
父親逮捕
Here’s where the story gets infuriating. You may have guessed that “oldest son” meant that it was one of the parents that confined to poor kid in the cage for twenty years. Good for you because you’d have been right. 父 is “chi chi” and means “father”. 親, or “oya”, means parent in this case. The last two Kanji are read as “taiho” and that combo means “arrested”.
Disabled Son Kept in Cage for 20 Years. On Suspicion of (Illegal) Confinement, Father is Arrested.
The whole is story is heart breaking. The mother died in January and the father, 73 at the time, called social services for help with the son. Evidently, he didn’t know what he was doing to the kid was wrong. He bathed the kid every other day and had a heater and fan set up inside the one meter high, two meter wide cage. Bathroom breaks included! What a dad. Only the introduction of the state could make this story any worse. When the old man called and asked for help, a social worker came and saw what was happening. Instead of removing the poor kid on the spot, the government worker set up another visit. At the second visit, the worker explained that they would be coming by three days later to take the kid into their custody. Any normal human being would have gotten that kid out immediately upon seeing how he was living.
The wife had one of those newsmagazine shows on last night about the gymnast raping doc. Just about every adult in that story acted like the social workers above. Burn USA Gymnastics to the ground and salt the earth.
Thank you. Some other Glibs have implied there is no credibility for young girls who are “diddled” (his words) and then went “back for more.”
They are really young girls, tweets. JFC, they didn’t go back for more.
Tweens
Many of them don’t go to public school. They’re basically home schooled at their gyms.
Those parents are no different than stage moms.
Although some, I assume, are good people.
I’m aligned – my initial response is/was “where the hell was the mother!” I recognize this is sexist, but predominately females living vicariously through their children.
In any event, no one would have violated my child and lived.
There definitely is a gender component here.
A lot of top tier female gymnasts run the risk of never being able to have children, and I doubt that their parents told them that (or even were aware themselves).
One of my fraternity brothers (who, incidentally, grew up in the same town as me) ended up marrying a semi-famous gymnast whose name you would know if you watched Saturday Night Live in the ’90s. They were told they wouldn’t be able to conceive, and then a miracle happened years later.
Oh, and some dads were definitely guilty too. The guy who tried to attack Nasser in court, for one.
He was in the room for a lot of those exams. He never once thought “Hey!!! This guy isn’t a gynecologist!!!” It takes an incredible amount of selfishness to be able to overlook something like that, repeatedly.
We’re on the same page – he didn’t score points with me by attacking in court (far too late). Both parents looked the other way for a very long time.
Wouldn’t happen with my kids or (undoubtedly) yours.
Parents sure, but let’s not blame 12, 13, and 14 year-olds for being groomed, by someone their coaches and parents rely on and trust.
My initial feeling was everyone wanted to get paid off, in some way, except for the one victim interviewed who refused to to sign a confidentiality agreement & settlement, but thinking about it, I don’t blame the other victim who did accept a settlement/agreement.
Everyone around them comes off horribly, wanting to turn a blind eye, and then cover and minimize the damage. One of the moms talked about how she called USA Gymnastics to report the abuse and they told her to let them take care of it and let them report it. Screw that. First call should have been to the cops, and certainly after the end of that phone call.
That link doesn’t seem to have linked to the article for me. Instead, I got a link to Toyo Keizai, which looks like a news portal.
On the bright side, at least it wasn’t an HM link.
I rather enjoy the risk taking aspect of an HM link.
It’s like like shooting up with a needle you found in a bathroom in a public park.
It makes you feel alive!
It’s like like shooting up with a needle you found in a bathroom in a public park.
In one of the veins of your penis.
Biracial Roulette
I’ve seen that porno.
Apparently BBW stands for big women, not a black/black/white threesome.
Stands for “big beautiful woman” I believe. The good thing about being a big woman is it automatically makes you beautiful, just like being a black woman automatically makes you strong and being in porn automatically makes you a star.
I’d like to meet a porn supporting actress, or a porn character actor. Maybe that’s the guy in the Dancing Bear videos.
Also, the “big” part is usually a lock, the “woman” part is pretty consistent, but you’re really rolling the dice with that middle bit. Sometimes, you hit paydirt…sometimes, eh, not so much.
“Hitting paydirt” could mean a lot of things, too.
I specialize in euphemisms. I like to think of it as the upside to my quasi-Victorian sensibilities.
Sorry. The Yomiuri has it paywalled. I read it in the physical paper so. Here’s the same story from Mainichi. https://mainichi.jp/articles/20180408/ddm/041/040/127000c. (Almost same headline)
English link to same story: https://www.google.co.jp/amp/s/www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/son-in-cage-japan-wooden-box-pensioner-father-disabled-child-yoshitane-yamasaki-arrest-a8296886.html%3famp
This is relevant to my interests.
Okay then….
It’s not a how-to piece.
That’s what I get for not reading.
Me rikey most honoabul Straffin-san for giving best much ranguage resson. Gracias!
I was really confused about why that guy would have something tattooed on his neck about a mentally disabled oldest son for a minute there.
I don’t know who that is and can’t read the tatt. The glib staff was kind enough to provide that pic, but I’ve never seen that one.
“Turning Japanese, I think I’m turning Japanese, I really think so…”
I have several Chinese Kanji tattooed on my shoulder blade. I triple checked that I had the correct ones. It would be embarrassing to find out you have “animal sodomy love” tattooed on your body. Unless you’re into that kind of thing.
My brother had a customized t shirt made with his name in Kanji printed on it. 痔薬. “Ji yaku” or Jack. People looked confused. Why you wear hemorrhoid medicine on shirt?
Getting Nippy?
I knew a guy that got servant tattooed on him in, IIRC, a Chinese script. He wanted it to mean servant of God. A Chinese guy asked him about it, and he explained, and the guy replied something like,” I guess it’s kind of like that. That’s the symbol for ‘maid’.”
Why on Earth would you expect “servant” to evoke “of God” in anything but a rather specific context? If you want that to do the trick, get it in Arabic; even then, it would probably work better for non-Arab Muslims who can read Arabic, with native Arabic speakers just thinking it makes you the valet. (Fuck, given their political and socioeconomic history their minds probably would just assume that someone tattooed “servant” was indeed a servant, without batting an eyelash about it.)
Picking the language of one of the least spiritual people on Earth to communicate this ambiguously pious message sounds like an especially poorly thought out plan.
Yeah, I think “poorly thought out plan” was his middle name.
Wild Nothing sings their #1 hit tune Japanese Alice https://youtu.be/N3aiuQuIG2E
OT: An excellent takedown of that GQ article on classic literature
GQ quote: “Mark Twain was a racist. Just read The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn.”
This may be the single dumbest take in the history of mankind. Like, I almost think it’s a Poe it is so dumb.
It seems like all the lad mags are tripping over each other to show how woke they are. I don’t get it.
GQ is just Cosmo for metrosexuals.
I admit I preferred Details back in the day, which was like a lad mag version of GQ I suppose.
Esquire, always my least favorite, I think was actually the first to start hitting the lefty politics hard, which at the time I just thought of as getting more like Playboy (when I wasn’t that annoyed by it) or Rolling Stone (when I was). Now Details and, I believe, the real lad mags, are gone; and as mentioned before there are better places to learn manliness than GQ.
By the way, after some googling I’m now looking at an old Details-and-Maxim era “ratings list” of men’s mags from Art of Manliness, a website recommended by some Glibs as an old-fashioned source with no woke agenda. I am a little concerned at its mysteriously prudish and fussy tongue-clucking about scantily clad women as a con.
I can see wanting its vision of manliness to be a mature one; Axe Body Spray and Maxim might be normal boy behavior, but it’s not like that’s your vision of mature manhood just because you reject the soyboy ideal as well. But tongue-clucking about sexy “airbrushed” (really, guys?) photos of hot chicks (in Europe they don’t even think twice about topless chicks) seems to be a bit much. What kind of man actively minds if his magazine includes them?
AoM’s schtick is to act as a kind of guide towards the sort of old-school ideal of manliness you’d associate with the 30s, 40s, 50s, and maybe 60s. The guy who’s behind it seems to be sincere and I like the site because there’s a lot of interesting stuff there, but it’s supposed to be kind of “ruggedly wholesome”, if that makes sense. Think “Boy’s Life” for adult men.
better places to learn manliness than GQ.
The Girl Scouts?
A nunnery?
Cosmopolitan?
I used to read Cosmo as a boy to try to understand the inscrutable sex. This is how I knew, long before “wokeness,” that Cosmo was the enemy of the man race. For it was there I learned that, as I am about to finish, my lady should “surprise me” with a well-placed finger. I’d love it, you see, but I’d be too ashamed (or closed-minded) to admit so and ask for it beforehand.
That piece didn’t really deserve a rebuttal. Like I said last time, it’s not even the kind of thing that you have fun vehemently disagreeing with. It just comes across as very low effort. Very low energy. SAD!
GQ’s article is quite possibly the most poisonously ignorant pile of pathetic gibberish the left has yet published.
As for Huck Finn, I read it when I was 15 on the recommendation of my sister. The novel’s imagery was such that it evoked a powerful impression of the deep south on me. I still see picket fences and but think of Sawyer and Finn.
That’s timeless literature. Not that political shit they pump and pimp today.
Obstacle person?
I think we have our replacement for retard!
Also. Speaking of obstacles and impairment, Trailer Park Boys discuss…flat earth:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wH01yhgLo2w
I learned a new word today: loudhailer.
(That link should be safe for work.)
Are the Chinese character tattoos that Westerners (with no Asian heritage) have taken to rather aggressively quite recently most often actually Kanji spelling out the Japanese language? Funny that it had never occurred to me; it makes perfect sense since Japan remains so enormously much more culturally influential and respected as “cool.”
Also, Asianophile Glibs: Following up on yesterday’s discussion about Chinese outside the mainland having grown a culture of civic respect and thus not being such disgusting pigs with their trash (and indeed finding the Mainland rubes revolting in that respect)–how are Hong Kongers and Macanese on this account?
Unless you went to the ghetto, I found Hong Kong almost as clean as Singapore. I mean, I went to the ghettoes of Singapore and they were just about spotless.
One of my favorite things to read about is Osakans complaining about how filthy their city is. Apparently it has a reputation for filth and blue-collar grit among the Japanese. (They blame the tiny amount of foreigners–I always imagine the Japanese find it rather unimaginable exactly why Trump is the least bit objectionable to anyone, btw.) And I see the incriminating pictures of its filthiest parts posted everwhere. And they are indeed shocking–some of them are scarcely cleaner than the wealthiest, most gleaming American suburbs. I had no idea Japan had such a dark side.
I like Osaka better than Tokyo or Nagoya. It has a grit and character. There is also a great love for eating and drinking. It might simply be that I have spent much more time there than the other two.
I was surprised to see graffiti and trash in some areas.
For me, the Kansai sense of humor is much closer to that of the northeastern US. Plus jokes just sound better in Kansai-ben!
I watched an anime in Kansai-ben, takes place in Osaka. But I used subs; I can’t speak Japanese. How hard is it to understand if you can? Maybe not that much, since it was a very mainstream anime.
I’m an intermediate “standard” Japanese speaker. The Kansai verb inflections are different from standard, but I can usually understand them.
The bigger problem is different vocabulary and emotional expressions. I’m usually lost there.
The accent and intonation are rather different, however, but the sounds are pronounced the same.
Let’s see if I can screw up another link…
Kansaiben
I wonder if that’s changed at all? Mainland cultural influence in HK has increased enormously.
As for DiegoF’s question, or what i think it is, the characters can often have both Chinese or Japanese meanings, sometimes the same or similar pronunciation or meaning, other times different as it’s diverged or is disused. What the meaning is can depend on who’s doing the reading.
日本 in mandarin would be rìběn and in Japanese would be nihon or nippon, all of which means Japan
Chinese are fucking up Hong Kong, from every Hong Konger I ever heard from. They’re turning it Chinese, which it really wasn’t very before; they’re showing ever-diminishing regard for their agreement with the Brits (not that the period before complete integration isn’t almost half over anyway) and there’s really nothing anyone can do about it.
Being a libertarian in HK would be interesting because you’d be allied with the Left against the business class and conservatives allied with the Communist Party.
I love the videos of Mainlanders going to HK and letting their kids shit and piss in public.
Oh, God. It’s making me cry again. I feel so sad for these people.
You think other nations are “losing their countries” to the hordes of barbarians; imagine what it’s like to see your country turn into this. The good news is the Chinese have moved so aggressively that their onetime goal of pulling a fast one on the population is essentially dead; hatred of them only grows stronger and stronger each year. The bad news, of course, is they were willing to take that risk because they know damn well it doesn’t matter–any more than it matters that the Tibetans have also been only getting more and more militant.
According to anecdotal evidence, the flow of mainland tourists to HK has dried up a bit after about 5 years of high levels of tourist entries. It isn’t difficult to buy infant formula again and a lot of goldsmith/jewelry store chain locations have closed. My sister in law says already-congested Mong Kok is tolerable again. Will see for myself if it has changed back come July.
The Hong Kong MTR had a pretty extensive ad hoc education program for visitors that instructs one not to shove/trample whilst boarding and alighting trains. I have to say, I didn’t see any smugglers taking cases of Yakul yogurt drinks back to Shenzhen in Nov 2016.
I never got the Yakult thing. It’s huge in Thailand as well. After trying it once, I said “If I had wanted to drink semen, I’d just suck a dick.”
I guffawed. Yakul is Yak-Cool! Iss good for you!! ?4U
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What is that shit? Does it taste like lassi or kefir? Because those are awesome and taste absolutely nothing like semen. Even salted yogurt beverage actually has a very different flavor from semen.
I also remember, I think briefly in the early ’90s, there being a commercial flavored yogurt beverage. It came in milk carton like containers. Quite good. Anyone remember the stuff I’m talking about?
@Diego, head over to NYC Chinatown. You already know what it looks like. Maybe, like durian, it’s an acquired taste. Unlike Yakul, I enjoy durian.
I like durian as well.
But I’m not going to blow anyone for it.
Just clarifying things.
If you have an interest in how Japan managed to mangle Chinese this video is an entertaining 6 minute explanation.
Kanji Story – How Japan Overloaded Chinese Characters
There are generally two reading kunyomi and onyomi – one a Japanese usage and the other how the heck the Chinese of the time sounded to Japanese person centuries ago. Mind you there can be multiple kun and on readings!
It has always amused me that within spitting distance of each other, you have a country with one of the most complex phonological/writing systems and a country with one of the most logical.
I blame the limited mora that make up the language. The amount of homonyms is staggering. Spoken Japanese get around this with intonation and syllable stress and context, but damned if I can hear the difference half the time.
These are all pronounced “kami”
かみ / カミ (hiragana / katakana – could mean any of the below)
紙 – paper
神 – god
髪 – hair
The kanji let you immediately know the difference. Not that I’m telling you anything you don’t know given your profession…
Yes, I was more thinking just the use of hiragana, katakana, kanji, and perhaps even romaji in one sentence. Thai, like most tonal analytic languages, has a shit load of homonyms as well, but at least it’s one writing system. A writing system that can spell as “well” as English, but a singular, self-contained writing system nonetheless.
HM: Initially learning the whole multiple writing system was royal PITA, but given that written Japanese doesn’t use spaces (probably because of the multiple writing systems) the different character types make reading much much easier.
A string of pure hiragana with no spaces is painful to read.
Mind you the level of kanji I have memorized puts me at about a 4th or 5th grade level…
Well, that’s another thing alphabetic/abugida systems like Hangul or Thai have over the logographs- no memorization. When I come across an unknown word in Thai, I still immediately know what tone it is and how to pronounce it.
What I find so astounding about Thai script is how ancient it is, considering how it also conveys tonal information. Like Hangul, some very smart people must have decided and developed it.
What the Thais, Laos, Cambodians, etc. did was adapt the Brahmi script, which makes perfect sense for Sanskrit, Prakrit, etc., and adapt it for their languages. Whereas Brahmi distinguishes between voiced, unvoiced, and aspirated, Thai doesn’t mark aspiration…so we have like 3 “R” letters with the same sound. In Brahmi, they all represent places of articulation combined with voicing, but in Thai they all carry different tonal quantities. So, low “R”, mid “R” and high “R”. This is then combined with tone markers, so you know which of the 5 tones the syllable is.
? informative
It makes for fun times when you recognize all the kanji a word, completely forget any of the readings for it, but know the meaning in English.
So you have that odd experience of only being “read” the Japanese but only able to “pronounce” the word in English.
Do your part: abstain from utilising simplified Chinese script. It may be like pissing in the wind in the grand scheme of things, but at least you can feel good about an extremely old, organic script that wasn’t butchered by psychotic commies. And bragging rights.
I’m guessing about 90% of the folks doing it aren’t putting that amount of thought into it.
I just always assume the tats say “General Tsao’s chicken”
Who was the General Tsao anyway and why is a chicken named after him?
Classic Mr. Burns joke (Burns finishes his meal): “Oh, General Tso, you were a bloodthirsty foe, but your chicken is delectable!”
General Tso was a Qing Dynasty official who the American chicken dish is simply named after; he wouldn’t likely have eaten anything remotely like it himself, either in his native Hunan or in any other place he served. Actually Burns says “General Gao” because that is Masshole for General Tso for some reason.
The dish itself actually originated in San Francisco.
https://g.co/kgs/jdqh28
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Search_for_General_Tso
Christ, what assholes.
And back to the original article – the Japanese are nothing but thorough when it comes to following procedures an avoiding blame.
Take this gem for example…
a href=”https://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2018/04/23/national/tokyo-immigration-staff-prevented-turkish-man-appendicitis-consulting-doctor/”>Tokyo immigration staff prevented Turkish man with appendicitis from consulting doctor
Tokyo immigration staff prevented Turkish man with appendicitis from consulting doctor
Shit like that happens in the States too. I think even more egregious was the U.S. citizen that was held in detention for 3 fucking years before they figured it out.
The wheels of justice turn very very very slowly.
Man Japanese immigration really does not fuck around, no joke. Didn’t know they took things that far. No wonder the alt-right are so adoring.
No, they are so adoring because 64% of them desire the submissive anime wife of their wet dreams. 24% refuse to submit to the lure of race-mixing and are saving up for a Ukrainian mail-order bride. The final 12% want a trap with an 8 inch penis.
Yes – yamato nadeshiko. My (female) Japanese friend and I joke about that stereotype all the time.
Wanting a hung trap?
I was under the impression that traps are only not gay if they have a dainty, feminine penis. I have so much to learn, it would appear.
Always bet on
blackfuta, my friend.Hate Birds: Birds That Hate strike again:
https://www.clickondetroit.com/news/watch-out-goose-attacks-michigan-high-school-golfer
Nothing a five iron couldn’t handle.
Or his feet.
Thanks Straffinrun. These posts are interesting.
This place has something for Everybody, I love it,
Thanks again Overlords for a great place to hang my Hat!
Proposition: Rand Paul voted for Pompeo, because he’s Trump’s lackey
For the negative: Pretty sure he voted for him because Pompeo already had enough Democratic support to win confirmation in the full Senate. Voting against him in committee just denies Pompeo committee approval. This does nothing to stop his confirmation. It’s simply a symbolic vote. All it would have done is upset McConnell and alienate Paul in the Republican caucus
Paul has voted against or vocally oopposed Trump’s agenda from the bombings in Syria to healthcare reform to the budget deal to several cabinet picks.
For the affirmative: Nah uh
Or Trump plays 4-dimensional chess while Paul plays n-th dimensional go.
Did you think about that?!?!
I didn’t think about chess. But, I’m still not convinced that Trump can play actual chess, let alone metaphorical chess.
Speaking of which, I don’t think I ever got whether you were yourself Trini-Chinese after you provided that delicious chicken info.
Partial. I have more Indian, African, and Scottish on my Trini side. But the Wong clan does play in the HM pool.
I’m not going after that low hanging fruit.
Someone else might, but I’m not.
Have some Chinee Parang for your discretion.
Now that you’ve told me more about your heritage and (former) physique, I’m imagining you more like a hairy version of that mixed dude from Prison Break after he got all fat.
Actually, when I met my wife, I was still active in muay thai. (She had just retired, but getting in a motorcycle accident will do that to you.) I was in pretty good shape.
Still had an otter-like pelt though.
In the immortal words of Jim Traficant, “Mr Speaker, beam me up!”.
America’s last true statesman.
Fun fact: Traficant was apparently the favorite Congressman of the House Pages. He had a truly enormous amount of affection for them–and no, not in a Crane/Studds/Foley sense–and they adored him back.
Huh. Did not know that. So many pols are complete and utter assholes in person, especially to staff or flunkies, so if anyone’s half way decent or even treats them with respect and dignity, it wouldn’t surprising to be held in high regard.
Rand Voted For John Fucking Kerry, so fuck him, he’s a Poser! like all the rest…….
Page 136 of 2853, The Rise and fall of the Third Reich, 1919, the Army= Right is going up against the Soviet Workers Party(s) and you wonder how you get Hitler? Commies is how you get Hitler. And man how the political scene in post WWI Germany resembles our own,
You’ve noticed that too?
This is why I prep.
I think We are at a point when People are ready for a “strong” Man to come in and “fix” things, sadly Trump is the first symptom, the next Guy will be the End of us I fear,
Fear and laziness. Nietzsche was right about that at least.