HI THERE!

SEA SMITH ON DECK FOR … LINKS. YES, HE MOST OFTEN ON DECK OF SHIP FOR RAPE. BUT TONIGHT, HE HAVE LINKS. FOR YOU.

THEN SEA SMITH GO INVESTIGATE “SOS” HE HEAR EARLIER. WHEN SEA SMITH ARRIVES, SOS MEAN “SAVE OUR SPHINCTERS”! HA! SEA SMITH MAKE SELF LAUGH. SO, HERE LINKS;

  1. SEA SMITH THINK HE PAY VISIT TO EVIL ENGLAND PEOPLE. BY PAY VISIT, MEAN THROW IN OCEAN.
  2. SPEAK OF EVIL PEOPLE. WHAT THEM DO? THEY JUST WANT VOTE! THIS MAKE SEA SMITH SAD.
  3. THAT ENOUGH EVIL PEOPLE, HOW ABOUT HERO INSTEAD? THIS MAKE SEA SMITH HAPPY.
  4. SEA SMITH CONFUSED. YOU READ STORY AND MAKE SENSE OF WHAT HAPPEN THERE….WITH FORMER COMMIE PRESIDENT NOW TRY FIX WELFARE AND GET RIOTS, LOOTING. MAKE SEA SMITH HEAD SWIM.  GET IT? HA. SEA SMITH MAKE GOOD JOKE.

SEA SMITH GO NOW…HEAR SOS SIGNAL AGAIN!