¡Miércoles por la tarde enlaces mexicanos!

Hey Glibs. Did you miss me?

No?

Esta bien. Once again I, your melanin enhanced but totally in a good way guide to the media catering to spanish speakers brought you the links!

Neil Gorsuch throws CNN for a loop.  Its almost like he has principles, which might give him a nuanced opinion of things…or something like that.

La Corte Suprema de EE.UU. invalidó una disposición de la ley federal que exige la deportación obligatoria de inmigrantes que han sido condenados por algunos delitos, argumentando que la ley es inconstitucionalmente vaga.
Como se esperaba después del debate oral, el juez Neil Gorsuch se unió a los jueces más liberales por primera vez desde que se unió a la Corte para producir una mayoría de 5 a 4 invalidando el estatuto federal.
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The Supreme Court of the United States it invalidated a provision of the federal law that requires the mandatory deportation of immigrants who have been convicted of some crimes, arguing that the law is unconstitutionally vague.

As expected after the oral debate, Judge Neil Gorsuch joined the most liberal judges for the first time since joining the Court to produce a 5-4 majority by invalidating the federal statute.

¿Un motor? ¡Puedo hacer eso sin motores!

Ice-veined pilot lands flying Greyhound in Philadelphia.

Un vuelo de pasajeros tuvo que aterrizar de emergencia este martes en el aeropuerto de Filadelfia.

Un pasajero a bordo del vuelo 1380 de la aerolínea SouthWest le dice a CNN que el vuelo programado para partir de Nueva York el martes por la mañana rumbo a Dallas fue desviada a Filadelfia cuando el perdieron el motor izquierdo del avión.

Desde el lugar de los hechos se puede ver una gran cantidad de líquido debajo y detrás del lado izquierdo del avión, y a los bomberos ayudando a los pasajeros del avión.
SouthWest dijo que le vuelo salió de LaGuardia en Nueva York cuando algo salió mal. El aterrizaje fue descrito como “seguro”.
En imágenes tomadas en el aeropuerto de Filadelfia se puede ver a los pasajeros desembarcando con calma.
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A passenger flight had to land emergency on Tuesday at the Philadelphia airport.

A passenger aboard flight 1380 of the SouthWest airline tells CNN that the flight scheduled to depart from New York on Tuesday morning bound for Dallas was diverted to Philadelphia when he lost the left engine of the plane.

From the scene you can see a lot of liquid under and behind the left side of the plane, and the firemen helping the passengers of the plane.
SouthWest said the flight left LaGuardia in New York when something went wrong. The landing was described as “safe”.

In images taken at the Philadelphia airport, passengers can be seen disembarking calmly.

Nikki Haley is the latest member of the Tump administration to be contradicted by Trump himself. BECAUSE HE IS TOTALLY IN BED WITH THE RUSSIANS.
Partly serious, because this time it helps them.

El presidente Donald Trump decidió no seguir adelante con un plan preliminar para imponer sanciones adicionales a Rusia, contradiciendo el anuncio hecho por la embajadora ante Naciones Unidas, Nikki Haley.

Las medidas punitivas serían por el apoyo del gobierno de Vladimir Putin al régimen sirio de Bashar al Asad tras el supuesto ataque químico hace un poco más de una semana en un suburbio de Damasco que mató a unas 40 personas, la mayoría civiles.
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President Donald Trump decided not to go ahead with a preliminary plan to impose additional sanctions on Russia, contradicting the announcement made by the ambassador to the United Nations, Nikki Haley.

The punitive measures would be for the support of the government of Vladimir Putin to the Syrian regime of Bashar al Asad after the alleged chemical attack a little over a week ago in a suburb of Damascus that killed some 40 people, mostly civilians.

Preventable crimes are preventable with this one weird trick. Jeff Sessions hates this.

Una pareja de civiles ecuatorianos fue secuestrada en la frontera con Colombia, en la misma zona donde la semana pasada fueron asesinados los tres miembros de un equipo periodístico del diario El Comercio por supuestos disidentes de las FARC vinculados con el narcotráfico.

El ministro ecuatoriano de Defensa, Patricio Zambrano, confirmó este martes que los secuestrados son ecuatorianos, de una provincia cercana a Esmeraldas y desestimó las informaciones, supuestamente con origen en medios colombianos, de que los raptados pudieran ser agentes de las fuerzas de seguridad.

“En ningún caso, ninguna información (indica) que pueden ser agentes (…) No son militares”, subrayó. “Se supone que han salido de viaje y han sido extraídos por parte de los delincuentes en la zona de Esmeraldas, cerca de San Lorenzo”, dijo Zambrano.
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A couple of Ecuadorian civilians was kidnapped on the border with Colombia, in the same area where last week the three members of a journalistic team of the newspaper El Comercio were assassinated by alleged dissidents of the FARC linked to drug trafficking.

The Ecuadorian Minister of Defense, Patricio Zambrano, confirmed on Tuesday that the kidnap victims are Ecuadorians, from a province near Esmeraldas, and dismissed the information, supposedly from Colombian media, that the abductees could be agents of the security forces.
“In no case, any information (indicates) that can be agents (…) are not military,” he said. “They are supposed to have gone on a trip and have been taken by the criminals in the area of Esmeraldas, near San Lorenzo,” said Zambrano.

Mr. Lizard visits Florida motel. Hilarity ensues.

That little guy is newsworthy?

Translation services, as always provided by the Alpha Beta Corporation  who have nothing witty to say to you today, because you’re nothing more to them than small gator running around a motel.

Comments

319 responses to “¡Miércoles por la tarde enlaces mexicanos!”

  1. Busty bikini beauties make you pine for summer.

    http://archive.is/mJEzT

    5, 6, 8, 9, 10, 13, 16, 18, 21, 22, 23.

  2. Yusef drives a Kia

    Cerveza! that’s all I got…

    1. J. Frank Parnell
  3. I’ve never much had a fear of flying for two reasons.

    1. I have no control over what happens anyway, so I might as well approach it from a Zen angle.
    2. If something goes wrong and we crash, it’s probably only going to hurt for a split second before it’s all over.

    1. Mad Scientist

      3. The chances of you being on the plane with the failure, even if you fly every single day, are minuscule.

    2. Bobarian LMD

      Like bug on a windshield… The last thing to go through your mind is your asshole.

      1. Not Adahn

        but in a plane crash, won’t the vector of impact be perpendicular to the cranial/anal axis?

    3. ruodberht

      Those are probably post-hoc rationalizations. You probably have no fear of flying because you just aren’t wired that way. Same thing here.

  4. RE: Gorsuch.

    It’s very telling that people *always* know how the “liberal” justices are going to rule on a controversial issue; they never, ever break lockstep.

    The wildcards are always the “conservative” judges since they actually use their minds to try and interpret the law as it is written.

    It’s almost as if progressivism is a cult…

    1. leonadasiv

      No, no, no. The liberals you can trust to be on the right side of history, you know this because your feels tell you which side is the correct side if history

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        God, how I hate that term now. ‘Fine don’t be on the right side of history’ someone once told me.

        Oh, shut up.

        1. Michael

          I interpret “being on the right side of history” as succumbing to inevitability. If there was a wrong side, it wouldn’t be history, because every final outcome is on the right side by virtue of its existence.

          People are such fucking idiots.

          1. Interpreting it that way makes the Spanish Inquisition, the Holocaust, the Purges, the Cultural Revolution and the Killing Fields all on the right side of history.

            I like it.

          2. Rufus the Monocled

            They’re on the ‘right side’ until they’re…not!

            ‘My ideology dindunuffin!’

          3. Tonio

            Excellent observation, Michael. I’m stealing that.

    2. robc

      Not quite always. There were a few weird Scalia/Ginsburg dissents against the other 7.

      1. Bobarian LMD

        The wise Latina has been on the right side of some police misconduct/4th amendment stuff.

        1. Mr Lizard

          A bit surprising as she was once a lead enforcer

          1. peachy rex

            Wrong wise Latina, I think. Kagan the former government lawyer stooge has been predictably awful; Sotomayor the former trial judge has been occasionally decent.

    3. Hyperion

      I don’t have an issue with Gorsuch’s decision. In principle, I believe he is no doubt right, in fact. So when do we get around to striking down 90% of our other laws for being overly vague or unconstitutional? I’m not holding my breath.

      1. Lachowsky

        If the law was in relation to something the liberal justices were in favor of, then it would have been an 8-1 decision. Gorsuch may have principles, but not everyone on that court does.

  5. leonadasiv

    OT: Yesterday got the news that I got the new position at work I applied for.

    Carry on.

    1. I frist misread that as they told you you got the position you already held.

      1. leonadasiv

        It’s a distinct possibility where I work

      2. Pope Jimbo

        I once got a raise to the exact amount of money I was already making.

        I was pretty proud until I got home and told my wife. I’m not sure if she was more disgusted with my boss or with me for not knowing how much I was making.

        That is the definition of a good job. One where you don’t really care about the pay because you are excited by what you are doing.

        1. The Last American Hero

          Me too. I noticed during the review. It got a bit awkward since the budget for raises had been finalized before the reviews were given.

      1. Bobarian LMD

        It’s a step up from asshole bleacher?

        1. MikeS

          It is a 180 degree difference.

        2. Florida Man

          Not true. Bleaching is a technician job, fluffer is unskilled labor.

          1. Mr Lizard

            Meh, I’ve met some of your female mammals that demonstrated to the contrary. Granted the truly good ones are rare but impressive.

          2. MikeS

            fluffer is unskilled labor.

            Having employed both skilled and unskilled individuals for this task, I can assure you that a skilled technician is much preferred to amateur talent.

          3. Florida Man

            Yeah, but a fluffer is a stop gap until a pro is available.

          4. Jarflax

            No you need the fluffer to be ready to stop the gap.

          5. Perhaps you could be so generous as to take an apprentice under your wing to teach proper technique.

          6. Bobarian LMD

            Everybody likes a fluffer, nobody likes the person whitening your Pujole.

          7. Florida Man

            If that was true anal bleaching wouldn’t be a thing.

        3. Pope Jimbo

          Dude. Spend the extra $$ and upgrade to “box” seats. Once you try it, you will never settle for the asshole bleacher seats again.

    2. Yusef drives a Kia

      Awesome

    3. Lachowsky

      congratulations. I hope it’s an improvement.

    4. mexican sharpshooter

      Congratulations!

    5. wdalasio

      Congratulations!

    6. Hyperion

      “OT: Yesterday got the news that I got the new position at work I applied for.

      Yeah, woohoo, another shitlord winning, bigly!

    7. Semi-Spartan Dad

      Congrats!

    8. Michael

      Woo hoo! Congrats!

    9. bacon-magic

      Congrats!

    10. Tundra

      Good luck! I hope it turns out great!

    11. KibbledKristen

      Congrats!

  6. Juvenile Bluster

    Raúl Castro se retira del gobierno. Miguel Díaz-Canel es el único candidato a la presidencia de Cuba

    Raul Castro is out in Cuba. Vice President Miguel Diaz-Canel takes over as of tomorrow.

    First time without a Castro in charge there since the revolution.

    1. leonadasiv

      I predict that without the cult of personality, and familial toes to it, that Cuba will go the way of Venezuela.

      1. “Familial toes” sounds kinky.

        1. Bobarian LMD

          I was thinking more like Cool Ranch Familialtoes?

          1. Cool Ranch camel toes.

          2. Enough About Palin

            This^^^

          3. Makes cunnilingus 250% more delicious!

          4. Jarflax

            Q if there is white stuff with specks of green… just no

    2. Hyperion

      They guy was hand picked by Castro. When’s the last time a commie hand picked a successor and it went badly? Hmm, let me think…

  7. Derpetologist

    Has this made the rounds yet? Playa called it yesterday.

    ***
    California State University’s Fresno campus is investigating after one of their English professors tweeted she was “happy” former first lady Barbara Bush was dead just an hour after her passing was announced.

    The author and professor, Randa Jarrar, tweeted a slew of comments about Bush, calling her “a generous and smart and amazing racist who, along with her husband, raised a war criminal.”

    “I work as a tenured professor. I make 100K a year doing that. I will never be fired. I will always have people wanting to hear what I have to say,” she wrote on Twitter.

    The university’s provost, Lynnette Zelezny, referred to the professor’s comments as “disrepectful” during a news conference Wednesday, and said the school is taking the situation “very seriously.”
    ***

    http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2018/04/18/fresno-state-says-barbara-bush-bashing-professor-can-be-fired-despite-tenure.html

    1. leonadasiv

      I think that blatantly using tenure as an excuse to be an a-hole should be one reason to fire someone.

    2. Juvenile Bluster

      It’s made the rounds.

      Punishing her for that would be a first amendment violation.

      Punishing her for saying “hey, y’all, call me with how you feel, this is my telephone number!” and that number actually being the number for the campus mental health hotline is another story.

      1. ‘“hey, y’all, call me with how you feel, this is my telephone number!” and that number actually being the number for the campus mental health hotline’

        Did she actually do this?

      2. wdalasio

        Punishing her for that would be a first amendment violation.

        True. But, that seems a bit of a cop-out. She’s entitled to her job. Of course, the University President is also entitled to call her “an imbecile” or “an embarrassment to this institution”. The College President is also entitled to publicly single her out, whenever the occasion arises, as a prime example of where academic hiring and tenure decisions have gone woefully awry. Free speech. It’s something that is supposed to be a two-way street.

    3. Tenure was the worst idea in the history of employment. I know from first-hand experience. Those who can’t perform will hold onto their positions with a deathgrip, and their failings will drive away the people who are actually worth keeping.

      1. It makes sense from the Galileo perspective; however, higher ed has become so intellectually homogenous that there’s no need to protect unpopular opinions because there is no dissent.

    4. Rufus the Monocled

      “I work as a tenured professor. I make 100K a year doing that. I will never be fired. I will always have people wanting to hear what I have to say,” she wrote on Twitter.”

      lol

      1. Mad Scientist

        Sounds like she has some sort of privilege!

    5. Scruffy Nerfherder

      “I’m using the death of a more prominent person to draw attention to myself.”

    6. “I will never be fired”

      Famous last words…

      1. invisible finger

        Fired AT still a possibility

      2. Rasilio

        We’re not going to fire you, we are just going to relocate your office to the steam tunnels under the engineering building, cancel all your classes, an take your stapler

    7. Michael

      https://twitter.com/randajarrar

      *chuckles sensibly*

  8. Hyperion

    Man, I can’t even understand what you’re going on about. No hablar Messican! Well, I know a little, TACO TACO BURRITO PUTA AREEBA AREEBA UNDALAY UNDALAY!

    Did I say that right?

    1. MikeS

      si

      1. Hyperion

        Ain’t that some sort of sausage the rednecks in Weezianer make?

        1. *lights Suthen signal*

          1. Hyperion

            Next thing you know, the Messicans are stealing our sausage!

  9. MikeS

    Did Swiss get fired?

    1. Florida Man

      You cannot fire what is already unemployed.

      1. Bobarian LMD

        Valar Mor-gaze-us

    2. Swiss left to join Mummenschanz.

      1. MikeS

        *searches for Mummenschanz*

        *blinks*

        *closes browser window*

        1. Man you’re gullible.

    3. SugarFree

      His shadowy masters have him slaving away in the rosti mines.

      1. Bobarian LMD

        He’s up in the mountains, singing about cough-drops.

        1. Pope Jimbo

          What? I thought that was all about topping off peoples’ glasses of pop. You know…. Re-Cola!

          1. Mad Scientist

            There he is! Hiding behind that stupid grin! GET HIM!

      2. mexican sharpshooter

        But its cool, because they have awesome cocktail parties.

    4. bacon-magic

      I hope not.

      1. Admit it Bacon, you’re in on it. ADMIT IT.

      2. MikeS

        Hey! I thought you had a new Glibs-friendly job?

        1. bacon-magic

          Super busy, they expect me to work…for now.

  10. The Late P Brooks

    Fucking people, always refusing to follow the plan

    Urbanists thought their moment had finally arrived. Those who favor increased urban density and transit options believed the housing bust and the great recession could end decades of development centered on automobiles and suburban sprawl, shifting planners’ focus more to cities, density and transit.

    ———

    There may just be too much land in America and entrenched local control over land use to turn urbanist dreams into reality, at least anytime soon. As the country continues to grow, more and more metro areas will “fill up” and become congested and unaffordable. Urbanists and planners wishing for a different model will speak up advocating for change, but for those for whom one city becomes unworkable, well, there’s always another Boise.

    Not everybody wants to live in a congested, crowded shithole. Maybe they should teach that in Urban Planner school.

    And then, there’s this.

    That’s where Boise comes in. It doesn’t have California’s climate or amenities, but it’s affordable. And now, in large part thanks to California migration, Idaho is the fastest-growing state in the country, with Boise absorbing the bulk of that growth. A Wall Street Journal story notes that 85 percent of Idaho’s net new arrivals from other states came from California in 2016.

    Fuck.

    fuckfuckfuckfuck

    1. slumbrew

      85 percent of Idaho’s net new arrivals from other states came from California

      DOOOOOOOOOM! You’re doomed. They will bring their stupid politics with the, never realizing those dumb politics are what’s ruined California.

      1. The Last American Hero

        Plus, Idaho only had 68 residents prior to the migration. It’s only gonna take about a week to flip the electorate.

      2. Pope Jimbo

        It will be fun to watch though.

        I think a fun contest would be to predict future potato regulations that the transplanted Californians pass.

        1) All potatoes will be doused with flame retardant so that they don’t set babies on fire accidently
        2) All potatoes will be required to have a prominent label about the carcinogenic effects of flame retardant in them
        3) 75% of Idaho’s energy must come from potato batteries by 2020

    2. Derpetologist

      How to build the perfect city, according to this horrible, horrible person:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy4QjmKzF1c

    3. Hyperion

      “It doesn’t have California’s climate or amenities, but it’s affordable. And now, in large part thanks to California migration, Idaho is the fastest-growing state in the country”

      “but it’s affordable”

      The cure for that can be found in the next sentence. And it has a state name in it, and the word migration.

      1. Lachowsky

        It’s naturally affordable Hyp. The affordableness has nothing to do with government policy and population density.

        1. Hyperion

          Wherever you go, there you are. The guy who made that up is some sort of deplorable nut. If I can just go somewhere else, things will be better, it’s not me!

      2. Yusef drives a Kia

        We’re going to Arizona, This place sucks

        1. Hyperion

          I’ve long given up on my goal to move to NC, people are pouring in from California like a plague of locusts. Not to mention, I saw this figure somewhere a few days ago, avg 37 people from NJ, NY, and MA a day moving to NC. A fucking day for crikey sake. It’s too late for NC, it will soon be just another permanently blue shit hole. Only SC and TN are left for me to consider. After that, fuck it, why move anywhere? TX maybe?

          1. Lachowsky

            Arkansas is pretty tolerable.

          2. Hyperion

            I don’t much care for the middle of the country. I got burnt out on tornadoes. I need something new, earthquakes, tsunamis, volcanoes, whatever.

          3. Not Adahn

            You could move to S. Padre. There you could get hurricanes, insect plagues and voodoo curses.

          4. Gustave Lytton

            My top two choices were/are ID or NC. I like both a lot, but are clearly being overran.

          5. Semi-Spartan Dad

            DC has ruined VA. We could have handled Richmond and Hampton Roads but having the Fed lair on the northern border proved too much. The Dem’s are giddy with their proposed anti-gun laws that I have no doubt come straight from Bloomberg.

          6. Strategically remove Boulder and a few neighborhoods of Denver and Colorado becomes about the perfect place to live IMO.

      3. wdalasio

        Funny thing is, the Courts struck down the one thing that would be a remedy for this. Voting delay. Immediately on residence you get to vote in the state you live in. That makes no sense. Really, states should insist on a five year residency requirement before letting someone vote.

      4. F. Stupidity Jr.

        You know the old saying: When the Californians migrated to Idaho, they lowered the IQ in both states.

        1. A Leap at the Wheel

          **Stares blankly at monitor**
          **Slows breathing**
          **Takes of shoes and socks**
          **Begins counting**
          **Minutes pass**

          Heh.

      5. Jarflax

        Methinks we are building the wall in the wrong place….

    4. mexican sharpshooter

      I’d say I’m sorry, but I’m from AZ. You’ll have to figure out how to live with them like everyone else.

      1. Hyperion

        I’d probably fit right in with the geriatric fucks, but I hate bingo and I won’t be able to forgive them for voting for McCain.

        1. mexican sharpshooter

          I think you’d like Prescott.

          1. Yusef drives a Kia

            Bullhead for me, my Daughter is there with Her kids, and we found a place maybe…
            I don’t vote, so I won’t fuck up AZ

          2. mexican sharpshooter

            Its hot in the river country. Nice in the winter though.

          3. “Its hot in the river country”

            You can say that again. I think Satan vacations in Yuma and LHC in the summer.

          4. F. Stupidity Jr.

            They have water sources in AZ? Damn. I thought Uncle Owen’s moisture farm scenes were filmed there.

          5. Chipwooder

            When we deployed from Yuma to Iraq, we required no acclimatization at all because Yuma was just as hot as that hellhole.

          6. Mad Scientist

            This handy chart will help you understand the weather in Yuma.

    5. See, Alaska has escaped the worst of the Californey diaspora. They can’t take the winters.

    6. “85 percent of Idaho’s net new arrivals from other states came from California”

      Locusts or metastasizing cancer cells?

    7. Chipwooder

      *crosses Idaho off the list of states to flee to when VA gets too proggy*

    8. Spudalicious

      It’s horrible. You can spot them a mile away. And they’re all still driving like they’re in California. I got cut off twice yesterday and then got stuck behind an SUV with Washington plates doing 35 in a 50. Ada County already votes team Blue. Once southern Idaho has more population than the rest of Idaho, we’re thoroughly screwed. Thank god we got Constitutional open and concealed carry before that happens.

      1. Chipwooder

        But will you keep it?

        1. Spudalicious

          Thank you for taking my misery and shitting all over it.

          Actually, it will take a long time to get enough support to change that. Most of the Democrats even own firearms here. And of the 85% moving from California, a significant percentage are retired cops and firefighters.

  11. Lachowsky

    “The punitive measures would be for the support of the government of Vladimir Putin to the Syrian regime of Bashar al Asad after the alleged chemical attack a little over a week ago in a suburb of Damascus that killed some 40 people, mostly civilians.”

    Trump:

     One year ago, Assad launched a savage chemical weapons attack against his own innocent people. The United States responded with 58 missile strikes that destroyed 20 percent of the Syrian Air Force.

    Last Saturday, the Assad regime again deployed chemical weapons to slaughter innocent civilians — this time, in the town of Douma, near the Syrian capital of Damascus. This massacre was a significant escalation in a pattern of chemical weapons use by that very terrible regime.

  12. The Late P Brooks

    Yesterday got the news that I got the new position at work I applied for.

    Bueno!

  13. Scruffy Nerfherder

    I wish I had a transcript of this. I heard the last two minutes on air, and was flabbergasted by the professor who thinks that the appropriate apology for using a racist term, even if it was used in an overly familiar but not hateful way, is to dedicate your life to fighting racism and that you cannot be forgiven.

    http://www.wbur.org/hereandnow/2018/04/18/racist-snapchat-message-suny-plattsburgh

  14. CPRM

    In North Korea they don’t have soda; they have “carbonated sweet water”, and you know Kim gulps em down more than Trump and his diet coke.

  15. ? Spanish links!

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Chorizo?

      1. That sounds really good. I’ve been fasting all day. ::Homer Simpson gurgle::

    2. Breet Pharara

      This is why we need a wall. Pomp will pay for it.

  16. Rufus the Monocled

    Anyone notice the fake anti-war protestor is suddenly making a comeback?

    1. I thought Cindy Sheehan was actually anti-war (if unhinged), and was only shunted aside because she remained anti-war after Obama started his drone bombing.

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        I wasn’t referring to her but in general. I notice people are protesting bombing Syria with the usual shitty signs.

        1. Tonio

          I loves me some twenty-plus word slogan scrawled in small, spidery print on 22 x 28″ poster board.

      2. Trump should invite Sheehan to the White House.

  17. The Late P Brooks

    Punishing her for that would be a first amendment violation.

    If all the fraternities and sororities and other unofficial curriculum/course rating services were to label her as “a stupid useless cunt whose classes should be scrupulously avoided” I’d be okay with that. Especially if it resulted in a conversation with the university system’s Higher Powers about “Why the fuck do we pay this person all that money, when nobody signs up for her classes?”

    I can dream, can’t I?

    1. Mad Scientist

      Unpossible. You see, she “will always have people wanting to hear what I have to say.”

      1. JaimeRoberto

        So they can mock her.

    2. Semi-Spartan Dad

      Not clear on how firing her could be considered be a first amendment violation.

      I’d be justifiably fired in a second for dragging my employer into in a hate-filled rant online.

      1. Breet Pharara

        The first amendment means that people like Kaepernick must be hired even though they piss of a good chunk of the costumers, but doesn’t let conservatives be invited to public college campuses. Don’t worry, it totally make sense.

  18. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Amazing that FARC is still around.

    1. What the farc man?

  19. Derpetologist

    I’ve been reading Strategy by Hart. Interesting stuff. The gist is that in all of the history of war, only a handful of campaigns/battles were won by direct attack. The rest were a matter of avoiding the enemy, luring them into an unfavorable stance, and then striking when they became vulnerable. Pretty much the same thing Sun Tzu said:

    An army may be likened to water, for just as flowing water avoids the heights and hastens to the lowlands, so an army avoids strength and strikes weakness.

    War. War never changes.

    1. Drake

      Was just reading about Marius and Sulla. Both were masters of avoiding battle whenever the situation wasn’t totally in their favor. If they decided to fight, it was because thier opponent truly had his dick in the woodchipper.

      1. Yusef drives a Kia

        Caesar would just Siege Your asses, it usually worked well

    2. Mr Lizard

      “War. War never changes.”

      Meh, it gets easier when it’s two completely different species. That’s why you have to level a few capital cities at first, then a relatively peaceful takeover. Although inevitably you have drop kinetic rounds on resistance groups that try to fight back. Usually only takes destruction of two sites, then a few public executions of suspected collaborators in other cities. (The evidence need only be as solid as a seagul fart). Anyways that usually sorts things out in about 6 months. Then it’s a matter of wether or not the locals will become slave labor or food.

      1. Jarflax

        Pfft, if you scalies think leveling Washington and London will weaken us, bring it on. In fact I dare you to destroy every city of 2 million or more! Or hell, just use the Clinton Archipelago as your bombing map.

    3. That was pretty much how Robert E. Lee was able to stretch out the War of the Northern Aggression for as long as he did.

      A bunch of incompetent Union generals didn’t hurt.

    4. The Last American Hero

      Sun Tzu said a lot of things. That overrated book of his reads like a collection of fortune cookies.

      1. Tundra

        I remember in the late ’80s, early ’90s every businessperson had that on the bookshelf in their office.

        1. Jarflax

          + 5 golden rings

          1. +4 Calling birds

      2. Rasilio

        It probably does get more credit than it deserves because while it may be the oldest collection of those sorts of axioms most of them are pretty self evidently obvious and have likely been independently derived many millions of times over the years

        1. Gadfly

          …while it may be the oldest collection of those sorts of axioms most of them are pretty self evidently obvious…

          Never overestimate the obviousness of something.
           - Sun Tzu

    5. Chipwooder

      Git thar fustest with the mostest, or however you want to colloquially spell Bedford Forrest’s philosophy of war.

    1. Lachowsky

      If a global disease is what gets us, it will be because the FDA kept the drugs needed to cure it from being produced.

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      “A tenacious epidemic of extensively drug-resistant (XDR) typhoid in Pakistan”

      Name something good that comes from Pakistan.

      1. Mr Lizard

        “tenacious epidemic“

        Biohazard album name?

        1. Bobarian LMD

          XDR is a good band name.

          1. MikeS

            So is “Panresistant Infections”

      2. Enough About Palin

        Pakistani Cuisine.

    3. Tulip

      MRSA. It will be MRSA that kills us all.

    1. Those friggin Amish!

  20. Mr Lizard

    “Mr. Lizard visits Florida motel. Hilarity ensues”

    Well your mother was giggling a bit

  21. The Late P Brooks

    I’m sure you’ll all be pleased to know Marissa Meyer is back in the news. Fortunately, my ad blocker saved me from reading the article. I guess she’s tired of counting her money shoes, and is looking for another company to sack and destroy.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      I can’t really fault her for destroying Yahoo, it was well on its way to self destruction when she took over. But she did sack it on the way.

  22. The Late P Brooks

    Yahoo had pretty much nosed over before she got there, but she hit the thrusters anyway.

  23. RAHeinlein

    Tariff threats working?

    The European Union is drawing up a peace offer it hopes will end trade hostilities with the White House and avoid steel and aluminum tariffs being imposed on the bloc in two weeks’ time, according to European officials.

    Its centerpiece: A miniature, simplified version of the Transatlantic Trade and Investment Partnership—the controversial EU-U.S. trade agreement that was negotiated but never concluded under the Obama administration.

    To complete the offer, the EU is considering joining forces with the U.S. in tackling what both see as China’s unfair trade practices, the officials said.

    https://www.wsj.com/articles/eu-plans-to-pitch-trade-bargain-to-trump-1524081299

    1. Gadfly

      It makes sense, since the US is dealing from a position of strength they should be able to leverage things more in their favor. With a mere 4.3% of global population the US produces 25% of global GDP – it’s a beast.

    2. 53.7 dimension trans-temporal chess?

  24. The Late P Brooks

    The European Union is drawing up a peace offer it hopes will end trade hostilities with the White House and avoid steel and aluminum tariffs being imposed on the bloc in two weeks’ time, according to European officials.

    According to what I read the other day (Bloomberg, probably) the market for raw aluminum is locking up anyway, because of the Rooskee Election Hack sanctions. Nobody wants to risk buying raw material from Russian sources and have it seized, I guess. Prices will be rising.

    1. RAHeinlein

      WSJ had a different perspective:

      The aluminum bull is profiting from the troubles of the Russian bear, one of its main natural predators. The Chinese dragon’s claws still look quite sharp, however.

      https://www.wsj.com/articles/aluminum-bulls-should-soon-return-to-rare-breed-status-1524042894?mod=searchresults&page=1&pos=7

    2. invisible finger

      Does an actual market ever lock up?

      1. Tulip

        Could, if there is asymmetrical information. That’s the whole idea behind the market for lemons. Of course, markets generally find ways around it.

    3. CPRM

      Good, I gots a lot of beer cans to recycle.

    1. Heroic Mulatto

      I, unfortunately, missed a chance to see The Carolina Chocolate Drops when they played in NH.

      1. Tulip

        I love them. Got to see them at the Birchmere.

    2. Mark76

      That’s Phil Cunningham on the accordion in the first video; he’s one of my favorites.

      Visit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uwanyjgN-o!

  25. The Late P Brooks

    Alaska has escaped the worst of the Californey diaspora. They can’t take the winters.

    Neither can I. I catch myself daydreaming about moving back to Idaho, now and then. Someplace in the vicinity of Pocatello or Idaho Falls. I probably won’t. I’ll just have to stick it out in Montana and hope the Californicators can’t completely usurp the state legislature until after I croak.

    1. B.P.

      With all of this talk about progs spreading their rot to other states (hey, I’m in Colorado, I understand), do they just have the numbers to overwhelm other states in the long run, or do the deplorables gain states in this equation (or at least survive the onslaught)?

  26. A Leap at the Wheel

    I can accept that Trump’s last name in Spanish is Trump, but how does “Donald Trump” not translate to “Donaldo Trump?”

    1. Just Say’n

      It’s “Donaldo Trumpo” shitlord

      1. mexican sharpshooter

        El Trumpeñero

        1. Just Say’n

          Tilday- fancy

    2. Bobarian LMD

      I thought the translation was Naranja Jesus?

  27. Just Say’n

    Listening to a talk from retired generals at a work conference. Summary of the talk: “Reeee, we need more money for the military and bomb half the world. Why do you hate freedom, pussy?”

    What happened to military leaders like Smedly Butler?

    1. Bobarian LMD

      They don’t get hired by contractors.

    2. Read the responses and get cancer.

      https://twitter.com/davidafrench/status/985875241904889861?s=21

      “This is pure bullshit projection, liberals don’t hate conservatives, we pity some, we laugh and mock some but we don’t hate, it’s many of you who hate us because we stand with ppl of color. We’ll never solve the problem until we acknowledge it. It’s white supremacy”

      1. Oops. Should have been a new comment.

      2. DiegoF

        Read down as far as the “Democrats don’t favor taxpayer funded abortions” business.

        Yet another reason libertarians (the real ones) really should do more talking to progs. Progs need to know that there are people with impeccable pro-choice ideological credentials–usually better than theirs–who have absolutely no sympathy for that line, who don’t buy one iota of that baldfaced prevarication.

        Full disclosure: I myself am about as pro-choice as Pope Benedict. The respect and understanding on this issue from libertarians of the other opinion (completely absent elsewhere) has been one of the most pleasant and unexpected surprises about this community

    3. Or William Tecumseh Sherman.

  28. RAHeinlein

    The Starbucks Saga continues:

    Members of POWER and other advocacy groups that attended the meeting provided Starbucks with a list of demands, including that the company team up with them to address the role it plays in the gentrification of black neighborhoods and to examine its policies regarding how customers are treated.

    The group also asked that Starbucks pay all of its workers at least $15 an hour and to open cafes in black neighborhoods of Philadelphia and invest revenue from them back into the community the way it has done with other “community” Starbucks cafes in low-income neighborhoods of Queens, Chicago and Ferguson, Mo., where the stores employ local workers and serve food made by neighborhood vendors.

    https://www.wsj.com/articles/philadelphia-community-leaders-push-starbucks-to-address-racial-injustice-1524083356

    1. Never, ever, EVER apologize or give them an inch; they will take a light-year.

      1. wdalasio

        Exactly this. But, the apology was already written way before the guys got asked to leave the Starbucks. Only a couple of years ago, Starbucks was pushing the agenda of lecturing its customers on the host of social justice bromides (e.g. white privilege, male privilege, feminism, LGBTQ issues, etc.). They endorsed every principle the Social Justice Cadres want to make demands on. Well, what the hell made them think they were so holy and exempt from the principles? They’ve already endorsed the position of the BLM protesters. Well, then who the hell are they to question the experiences of racism felt by the protesters themselves. How the victims feel is of supreme importance, Starbucks has agreed. Well, BLM activists don’t feel safe in Starbucks. And they feel their treatment is due to racism. Well, by their own standards, that makes Starbucks racist. And the only move they have, at this point, is to apologize, fork over the cash and shut the hell up.

        1. Rasilio

          Yeah the problem with that is Starbucks the crusading SJW company got bitch slapped by the market so hard that their CEO had to resign back in 2016.

          Turns out that people who can afford $4 cups of coffee are nowhere near as liberal as the population at large and don’t like being lectured to

    2. Florida Man

      Hopefully these CEOs learn their lesson. NEVER TREAT WITH AN OUTRAGE MOB!

      1. wdalasio

        See my response to Q.

    3. Sean

      I’m enjoying this story a little more than I should.

      The schadenfreude is just so hard to resist.

    4. Mad Scientist

      Starbucks cafes in low-income neighborhoods

      It seems unlikely that low-income people are going to want to pop by Starbucks for a $4 cup of coffee.

      1. Step 1 of gentrification?

      2. mexican sharpshooter

        I recall an interview with Magic Johnson on this. He said they’d drink the coffee but they wouldn’t eat the scones.

        1. Rasilio

          That is because scones suck

          1. Jarflax

            Scones are delicious crumbly and only mildly sweet, what Starbucks sells are not scones.

    5. B.P.

      “…and to open cafes in black neighborhoods of Philadelphia…”

      Starbucks is a den of racist monsters! And we want more of them around!

    6. DiegoF

      I think I’d like that protest to work, frankly; when I have a friend meet me at Starbucks (the only time I ever go, pretty much) it would be nice if they served the delicious “food made by neighborhood vendors” instead of wherever they get the current shite.

      1. Heroic Mulatto

        What the hell are you doing eating at Starbucks anyway?

        1. DiegoF

          I just realized I slightly misphrased. I never suggest meeting at a Starbucks, but friends and other appointments often do and esp. if I don’t know the area I roll with it. It’s too ubiquitous a landmark to try to resist.

          I don’t eat the food; that’s just it. Whenever I have given them a chance I’ve gotten disappointed. I think they used to serve some Cheesecake Factory (or California Pizza Kitchen; I can never keep those apart in my mind) food at certain suburban locations a few years back, in Barnes and Nobles I think. Those are pretty decent in a sort of normal mass-produced way, I think I remember.

          Anyway this is rare. In Manhattan even in those rare places I don’t know the area ahead of time the Pret a Mangers are so ubiquitous nowadays there’s usually one there I can ask to meet in worst comes to worst. And those are fucking delicious.

          1. But how do you know which is the right Starbucks?

          2. DiegoF

            I never heard a Starbucks direction that wasn’t aware it had to be painfully specific, lest you go to the one across the street by accident.

            I’d bet it’s actually a lot worse in those wealthy, newer-construction inner-ring suburbs like northern Arlington County VA than it is in NYC, where our local entrepreneurship culture has always been strong (strong as all fuck given the absurd regulations they have to navigate). I think every third storefront is a Starbucks in those places.

  29. The Late P Brooks

    Trouble in Hipster City

    Erika Monterroza, a spokesperson for the California industrial relations department, confirmed that an “open inspection” into conditions at the Fremont factory was launched on Tuesday, but Monterroza wouldn’t say if the Reveal report spurred the probe.

    Monterroza did say, “Cal/OSHA’s inspections typically include a review of the employer’s Log 300, as well as a review to ensure that serious injuries are reported directly to Cal/OSHA within eight hours as required by law.”

    “Cal/OSHA’s regulations define a serious injury or illness as one that requires employee hospitalization for more than 24 hours for other than medical observation, or in which a part of the body is lost or permanent disfigurement occurs,” Monterroza said.

    In its lengthy rebuttal to Reveal, the company accused it of “directly” working with the United Auto Workers to produce its story. (The UAW has been trying to organize at the Fremont plant for over a year.)

    State of California vs Tesla vs the UAW. Please can they all lose?

    TW- Jalopnik

    1. Stinky Wizzleteats

      Hey hey, it’s the online car magazine where I saw a comments section a few months ago where they were arguing FOR speed governors on all vehicles and slagging the few who were saying they’re nuts.

  30. The Late P Brooks

    Members of POWER and other advocacy groups that attended the meeting provided Starbucks with a list of demands, including that the company team up with them to address the role it plays in the gentrification of black neighborhoods and to examine its policies regarding how customers are treated.

    That problem may solve itself, as those stores get shuttered.

    1. Who wants to live in a non-shithole neighborhood anyway?

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Please Brer Fox don’t gentrify my neighborhood

    3. invisible finger

      If black people sell their properties for a profit, they’ll move and someone’s power base will get diminished. Better that black people not have any mobility at all.

    1. Tundra

      I don’t know, but he’s always been shitty.

      “It’s just a way of changing the subject. When someone calls you racist, what they are saying is ‘hmm, you actually have a point, and I don’t know how to answer it, so perhaps if I distract you by calling you a bigot we’ll both forget how enlightened your comment was’.”

      That’s accurate.

      1. Mad Scientist

        When you’ve lost the Meat Is Murder guy…

        1. CPRM

          No no, it was meat for Mordor. He was trying to feed starving Orks.

      2. Chipwooder

        Yes, it’s amusing seeing Morrissey saying things that AREN’T completely insane for once, and getting excoriated for them

    2. Heroic Mulatto

      Yes. Morrissey is well known for not being fond of the Wogs.

  31. Spudalicious

    Fail.

    http://www.fox5ny.com/news/traffic-stop-leads-to-suv-packed-full-of-marijuana

    Don’t sample the product before you make the delivery. Just sayin’.

    1. slumbrew

      Christ, how hard is it to set cruise control at the limit and don’t drive like an asshole when you have felonious amounts of contraband in your vehicle?

      1. Spudalicious

        Don’t run stop signs, don’t do deliveries at 2am and for christ’s sakes, don’t drive with a tail light out or your turn signal on.

        1. Lachowsky

          I spent a year without a drivers license in my early 20’s. I still drove most every day and never got pulled over. There are ways of making sure you don’t don’t attract attention that will signifigantly reduce your chances of encountering law enforcement.

          Make sure all your lights work.
          Use your signals.
          come to full stops.
          obey sped limits.
          etc.

          Most important though-

          Avoid driving at places and times that would make police suspicious of you.

          1. DiegoF

            Yeah, I think that last one is the killer diller. I’m always scrupulous about every one of the others (even though I’ve never been unlicensed or dirty), but who has control over the last?

            Still worked pretty damn well.

            Oh, and you forgot a big fucking one: Don’t put fucking bumper stickers on your car, for the love of God! I wouldn’t be surprised if this one had a pot-related bumper sticker on it or something. Sometimes I see these juxtaposed even with stickers indicating the race of the driver. I’m all, I can’t fucking believe this shit. You might as well dig out those crown-shaped air fresheners from 1992 while you’re at it.

  32. mexican sharpshooter

    Amy Schumer Responds to Her Backlash: I’m Not Going to Shut Up

    TW: Amy Schumer

    Sight unseen, the film was accused of body-shaming women, of setting a standard of beauty so high that someone as conventionally attractive as Amy Schumer doesn’t meet it, and for arguing that if you’re not beautiful you need to suffer a head injury in order to believe that you are.

    Wut?

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      *grabs popcorn*

      This should be entertaining

      1. slumbrew

        This is following her “you are just threatened by a strong woman” tantrum when her last special was panned. It’s never her, you see, it’s just you shitlords don’t appreciate real comedy by a talented and attractive… sorry, I can’t keep that up.

    2. slumbrew

      conventionally attractive as Amy Schumer

      What convention would that be?

      1. Tundra

        Democratic

        1. B.P.

          Geneva.

    3. Mad Scientist

      Are we talking about the Amy Shumer from the Mirror, Mirror universe, or the loud, fat one?

      1. mexican sharpshooter

        Chuck’s niece.

        1. Mad Scientist

          They do have the same build.

          1. mindyourbusiness

            Chucky has better boobs.

    4. Breet Pharara

      http://www.instyle.com/news/amy-schumer-strapless-bikini-beach-hawaii

      She’s not even “curvy” in the large but kind of hot way. Maybe I could drink myself into it…or a coma. Not actually sure which would come first.

      1. slumbrew

        If she was a guy, they’d say she has a dad bod. She’s a single(?), childless multimillionaire. She could afford a few sessions with a trainer. It’s not “keeping it real” to avoid exercise.

        1. Florida Man

          In the same way communism is popular with losers, fat girl lionization is popular with lazy girls.

        2. Florida Man

          Let me add this, I’m not a fan of fat shaming. If you choose to be fat and happy, I think that’s a valid choice, but don’t tell me it’s healthy or I should personally find it sexy.

          1. Breet Pharara

            ^This. I had an uncle. Key word: had. Fat as can be and died of heart failure at 50. He would always say “quality of quantity”. He was perfectly happy to eat a ton of food and avoiding working out, and if that led to a short life, so be it. That was how he chose to live his life, and good for him. But that doesn’t mean he was healthy, he clearly wasn’t, and no one every would try to convince you he was attractive. Be happy, but people are free to have their opinions about you.

          2. Breet Pharara

            *quality over quantity

        3. SugarFree

          She got married. To a chef. The jokes write themselves.

      2. Mad Scientist

        Mmmm, nothing gets me excited like an amorphous blob of goo!

      3. Yeah, curvy is different. Curvy, zaftig, buxom, built like a brick (shit)house, all that stuff implies…how to put this delicately…threatening the structural integrity of the modern brassiere and having hips. She’s got the same build as whatsherface from Girls, which is what you get when you aren’t active and eat too much. There are men and women who look good big because they’re still proportionate. When you’re shaped like a sausage, you’re no longer proportionate.

        1. Heroic Mulatto

          In lieu of anything intelligent to add, I’ll just leave this here.

      4. DiegoF

        She wouldn’t be a “would” if her body looked like Sofia Vergara’s. She’s just not a very attractive woman, period. I was quite surprised and impressed that she agreed to be in a movie whose premise is that she’s an uggo though. Just a couple years back she showed her true colors from all the “positivity” nonsense when a mag included her among “plus sized” women and she threw a conniption. Tried to use the preposterous fig leaf of that it degrades and body shames real big girls when even she is labeled plus sized.

        1. Heroic Mulatto

          Remember, when you put your penis inside of Amy Schumer, you are only 1 generation, once removed, from putting your penis inside of Chuck Schumer.

          1. DiegoF

            Are you Kristen’s husband? You have a similar gif game. I like it.

          2. SugarFree

            From Schumer to Schumer, all penis flows.

          3. DiegoF

            If I was going to do an insufferable, ultrahawkish, corporatist shill, nanny-fascist moral panic-peddling NY-area urban blue-collar Jewish Senator’s mid-’30s insufferable SJW “activist” comedic-performer first cousin once-removed, I think I’d choose Joe Lieberman’s former Disney Channel star over Amy fucking Schumer. At least then I could say I fucked someone with looks and talent.

          4. Heroic Mulatto

            Fair enough.

        2. Tulip

          She was also claiming to be a size 6 or 8. Ahhh, no. Size 10 or 12 I think.

    5. wdalasio

      Christ Almighty! Even if I could stand her personality, I’d feel like I was boning a Cabbage Patch Kid.

      1. F. Stupidity Jr.

        I’d feel like I was boning a Cabbage Patch Kid

        It’s not as bad as it sounds

        shit I can’t post that I’ll look like a freak maybe I shouldn’t be using this text to speech software when I’m on glibs

        uh, ear race text

        whew good thing I didn’t say post comment

    6. Meh, She’d be in the top quintile of my possibles. I’d take it.

      1. DiegoF

        Good Lord, who are some of the others. I want to know if you have poor self-esteem or are just fucking crazy. Blind will not do in this case.

    7. Scruffy Nerfherder

      I don’t hear Jack Black complaining that not enough people like his flabby bod.

      1. DiegoF

        Jack Black is much handsomer than Amy Schumer is hot. Plus seems like someone you’d like to be around. Plus there’s the social factor. If you fucked Jack Black wouldn’t you tell all your friends? Fucking Amy Schumer you’d only tell trusted people as a cringe anecdote.

    8. I’m reminded of the quote by 1940s Dominican actress Maria Montez: “Every time I look at myself I’m so beautiful I scream with joy.”

  33. Tundra

    Premium is the New Regular: Automakers Want to Kill 87 Octane

    The automotive industry wants to make 95 octane gasoline the new normal for the United States and it has taken its case to Washington. On Friday, Dan Nicholson, General Motors’ vice president of global propulsion systems, told the House Energy and Commerce Committee’s environment subcommittee that switching to 95 octane would align the U.S. with Europe and is one of the most affordable ways to boost fuel economy and lower greenhouse emissions.

    How about making your behemoth cars lighter, fucko? Ditch a bunch of those so called ‘safety features’ and see what you can do. Oh, and maybe make the visibility better than a goddam WW2 tank.

    1. Tundra

      Much more from Eric Peters.

      I should have known he was all over this

    2. Mad Scientist

      HIgher octane is a big no-no for my rotary.

      1. Tundra

        I’m so sick of this shit. Hopefully Pruitt will throw up a roadblock or two.

      2. Heroic Mulatto

        I finally figured it out! You’re Takahashi Ryosuke! I’m a Mazda fanboy too!

    3. mexican sharpshooter

      It might help to drop one of them, honestly. I imagine it would make the overall price of gasoline drop if they didn’t have to refine three separate grades of it.

    4. Stinky Wizzleteats

      I bought a goddamn Honda Civic so I could avoid shelling out the cash for premium. Fuck this!

    5. Lachowsky

      More like drop the requirements that vehicles have to be so efficient and emit so much emissions or face penalties. Deregulation will make vehicles more efficient a lot cheaper than mandating 95 octane.

      1. Tundra

        Yes. I was thinking back to an old Honda CRX I had back in the ’80s that got damn near 50 mpg on the road. It’s not new tech that we need, it’s less bullshit, arbitrary regs.

        1. Yusef drives a Kia

          Little 2000 Kia thrives on 87, and still at 42mpg, 88945 miles today

        1. mikey

          You can in Montana.

        2. Tundra

          Perfect example.

          1. KSuellington

            That Roxor is damn sweet! Looks like my 53 Willys.

    6. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Fuck that. That stinks of the the auto industry wanting to drive more old cars off the road to boost their numbers. And the ethanol manufacturers would obviously love it, because ethanol can be used to boost octane.

      I say we nuke Iowa.

      1. Lachowsky

        Rent seekers seek rent.

      2. DiegoF

        ethanol can be used to boost octane

        But it can’t melt steel beams. Think about it, bro.

    7. Scruffy Nerfherder

      I’m also going to bet that cars that use higher octane have a higher up front cost. GM is saying out loud that the higher octane vehicles wouldn’t be able to cost compete with current models. So they want the current models to go away. Fuck the consumer.

    8. DiegoF

      They’ll get their way, too.

      Right: This is pro-industry. The industry itself asked for this. See how real concern for the environment need not be hostile to business.
      Left: “Even” the industry “admits” this regulation will help the environment, and that they “can” conform.
      “Smart” “Center,” the true moderate, boundary-breaking, nondogmatic heroes of our hyperpartisan, insane age (“pro-market” “classical liberals” who do not at all sound like Mussolini, no sir): See how everything works best when government, industry, labor, and environmental justice work together as stakeholders in our future?

      See? Support across the political spectrum; what could possibly be missing? And this is certainly a refreshing, new phenomenon, so very, very different from the way regulation has normally worked since the days of the Interstate Commerce Commission.

    1. Stinky Wizzleteats

      I’m not a naturopath myself or anything but this seems dangerous.

    2. Juvenile Bluster

      whut

    3. commodious spittoon

      It’s listed as 12CH, meaning the sample (assuming it began with a sample at all) was diluted to .01^12 ( I *think*) “potency”. That or it was diluted to 1/1200th. Either way, not a lot of anything in there.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        I wonder how many live virus molecules it takes to infect someone.

        1. Stinky Wizzleteats

          Sam Harris and Maajid Nawaz on Joe Rogan right now, interesting stuff:

          https://youtu.be/lGdPcC0zBIQ

          1. Stinky Wizzleteats

            Ah shit, threading fail.

      2. DiegoF

        It gets stronger the more dilute it is! Don’t you know anything?

    4. I hate people.

  34. Gilmore

    Piano-Roll Humor

    its worth it.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Arghhhh….. my brain hurts

      2. Not Adahn

        I miss being a music major.

    1. Yusef drives a Kia

      Funny, very

  35. Juvenile Bluster

    *wanking motion*

    https://www.cnn.com/2018/04/18/politics/rand-paul-mike-pompeo-nomination/index.html

    (CNN)President Donald Trump said Wednesday that Sen. Rand Paul has “never let me down,” despite the Kentucky Republican’s opposition to Trump’s nominee for secretary of state, Mike Pompeo.

    “I will say this about Rand Paul: He’s never let me down,” Trump told reporters from his Mar-a-Lago club in Florida, when he was asked about Paul’s steadfast opposition to the CIA director becoming the nation’s next top diplomat. “Rand Paul is a very special guy as far as I’m concerned. He’s never let me down.”

    After the President’s comments, Paul told reporters on Capitol Hill that Trump called him a “few minutes ago” and asked for him to meet with Pompeo and he will.

    “I’m open to meeting right now and we’ll see what happens in the meeting,” he said with a smile, adding that no date had been set for the meeting.

    1. Cool second link bro

      1. commodious spittoon

        Somehow the link formatting carried over, but not the link. Anyway, just the one link intended.

        1. DiegoF

          Doesn’t this site limit you to one link per comment? I think it does, last I heard.

    2. Stinky Wizzleteats

      Good, now somebody wake up Sessions.

      1. commodious spittoon

        He’ll have recused himself by now.

  36. Yusef drives a Kia

    In other news, Cal 3 made the November Ballot in California,
    SoCal would be it’s own State, and Red it would be, Maybe I could stay……. Nahhhhh
    There IS precedent, and it wouldn’t hurt, the place is a dysfunctional mess as it is

  37. Yusef drives a Kia