I’m back again for my 2nd article. I have listened to the feed back on my Young Karl Marx review and have attempted to craft a better and more reviewish review. I will start by explaining what my level of familiarity is with Ted Kennedy and the Chappaquiddick incident. It is low–I’m 26 and didn’t pay attention to politics or the news in general until a couple years ago, and my early impressions of Ted are from pop culture. The impression I got was that he certainly wasn’t diet Kennedy, but he was Kennedy the lesser. Most noteworthy for his ability to live an average lifespan as a Kennedy. I learned a little more when he died: the Lion of the Senate nickname, his failed presidential run, brief mentions of the Chappaquiddick incident and his years of public service to both our country and the Soviet Union. Now to the film.
I haven’t read any other reviews, so I don’t know how other places view this film, but an important distinction to make is this isn’t a film about the Chappaquiddick incident featuring Ted Kennedy. This is a film about Ted Kennedy set during the Chappaquiddick incident. What this means is that the film is focused on his struggles and is framed from his perspective and his desires. The film opens with a Kennedy family photograph and zooms in a young Ted. The film then cuts to an interview talking about living in JFK’s shadow, and that is the major theme and struggle of this film. Living in his brother’s shadow, his father’s and the public’s expectations. Answering the question, “Where does Ted fit within the Kennedy legacy?” Jason Clarke plays Ted Kennedy, and he mostly does a good job. There are a few moments where you can tell he is ACTING!! His Mayor Quimby accent comes and goes and, in a few instances, even veers toward Bing Crosby territory, but it isn’t too distracting. Kate Mara plays Mary Jo Kopechne, the former campaign staffer of Bobby and the girl who dies. She does an OK job of playing her, but there isn’t much of a character for her to play. Mary Jo’s story before she dies is that she must decide whether to join Ted’s future presidential campaign, and she is the only one of the “Boiler Room” girls who is reluctant both because of what happened to Bobby but also because of who Ted is. We learn hardly anything else about Mary Jo. We only see her in the film within the prism of what she can do for the Kennedy’s.
The film also establishes early on the role of Joe Gargan in the Kennedy family as someone who is either a brother or a fixer, depending on what Ted needs at the moment. The film also gives him the role of a conscience; he’s the person who is trying to steer Ted not towards what is good for Ted or “The Kennedys” but towards what is right. He is belittled and ignored and almost none of his often-good advice is taken. Joe or Joey is played by Ed Helms, who–I don’t know why–has always kind of creeped me out. He did an OK job, but I felt he was kind of distracting in the role. I think he is the most famous person in the cast, and I couldn’t unsee Ed Helms. The other major family presence is his father, played by Bruce Dern who I assume is Laura Dern’s father. Joe Sr. is portrayed first as creepy and later as sad. He is first introduced as a voice over the phone and his health hadn’t been addressed at that point in the film. You hear heavy breathing; it sounds almost like someone masturbating and it reminded me of Frank Booth from Blue Velvet. He utters one word before the call ends and he almost chokes out the word alibi. The first time you see him, the film builds up tension in the manner of a horror film and the sounds of his approach are almost industrial. He is in a wheel chair, shrunken, twisted and largely silent, and he is given an aura of fear and reverence. The big scene with Joe Sr. comes when Ted finally decides to stand up to him and tells him that John and Robert were great men–not because they were made great men by their father but because they were. He tells him he, too, is a great man; he just has to find himself. His dad tells him that he will never be a great man. Ted hugs him and they both cry.
The film visually looks great. It is filmed the way many 60’s films are: lots of pastels and lots of Norman Rockwell influences in the framing and poses people take. The film occasionally strays from the cheery 60’s palette and gets dark and ominous. The camera, unlike Ted, keeps returning to the water and gets all it can out of it. There are horror movie touches scattered throughout the film: his dad, the bridge, the water. The first example is towards the start of the film, where the camera lingers on the Chappaquiddick sign in a way that it might as well say Camp Crystal Lake. The film deals with the fallout of the car accident for the bulk of the film, and it never properly conveys the tension of the situation. Despite a death, it feels less tense than even a film like The Post. The film seems more concerned with Ted’s inner struggle than the exterior struggle of the event. There are countless lawyers and advisers throughout the film who, just like Joey, are giving good advice and are ignored by Ted, who instead fucks things up. One of them was Clancy Brown playing Robert McNamara who, growing up watching Highlander as a child, I was excited to see.
The film ends with most of Ted’s lies coming undone but with almost no legal repercussions. Ted has asked Joey to write a resignation speech to read at a press conference, but instead decides to give an adviser-written speech designed to illicit sympathy and save his career, with Joey reduced to holding his cue cards so he can go “off script”. The film at the end includes some real footage of people reacting to his speech. The opinions are mixed, but most are saying they would still vote for him. One that stood out to me was a woman who was asked if she thought he should run for president and she replied, “That kind of thing isn’t up to me.” I think that attitude sums up a lot about how we ended up where we are and the success of Dynasties like the Kennedys, Bushes and Clintons. The film tries to do the opposite of a “warts and all” approach, and looks at a tragedy through a “feels and all” approach and asks should he have been punished or should he have continued on and found a way to give to the world and make good instead. The film also gives Ted the benefit of the doubt in the most important moment of the film. We never see him drinking and it seems like maybe he might just be tired. The crash and Mary Jo’s death are never shown in a way that doesn’t obscure the clock and ambiguity is allowed to creep in. I think this kind of corruption isn’t anything new, but the way it was brushed aside by corruption and pushed out of the limelight was a major public moment of the elites being above accountability that I’m not sure had even been so brazen. It reminds me of recent events in many, many ways, and the Ted Kennedy of this film is probably Jeb Bush’s spirit animal. I’m not sure I would recommend it. It has good elements but at least how I interpreted it gives a lot of support in the direction of the film for Ted even though it shows his many flaws. I don’t know enough to say if it is historically accurate, but I can say it makes me disgusted with the Lion of the Senate nickname.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/2018/world/syria-strikes/?utm_term=.1aa6e74a6691
OK, this requires a new name: first post is OT but is posted by the author of the article.
Waterfalled it.
Insured it.
Is anyone else bothered by the fact that OT can be both on and off topic?
Well Done! i enjoyed it all
Thank you.
Tho. This definitely moves it to a Netflix status
A Netflix viewing is about what the movie deserves. It is mostly decent it just tries so hard not to be a hit piece that it ends up working it’s ass off to make Ted somewhat sympathetic.
Long ago and far away when I was getting my news from the dead Boston Globe there was an editorial on the anniversary of Chappaquidick. It musta been during an election cycle with Bush the Elder. The writer said the real tragedy of the event was not the death of a young women, but the death our opportunity to be blessed with Teddy as our president.
It was about the most revolting thing I’ve ever read. The letters to the editor that followed were mostly all “Amens”
Obligitory.
https://www.google.com/search?q=kennedy+volkswage+ad&oq=kennedy+volkswage+ad&aqs=chrome..69i57.9079j0j4&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#imgrc=s3u05u8JDcXkUM:
That is great. The Volkswagen ad I mean. I can’t imagine Amazon doing a Hillary themed server ad or anybody do anything like that.
“Includes special cloth for cleaning.”
I missed that it was national lampoon at first. Still funny.
they took a lot heat for it from The Family and I think they had to remove it from any yet to be printed copies. But, of course it was too late.
It’s the sort of thing the Lampoon used to be good. Really bad taste but funny as hell because it’s so true.
Remember this one?
PJ O’Rourke aside, most of those guys would have described themselves as Democrats. In those days they could make jokes about their own team when they deserved it. To be fair, the Onion sometimes does that now, but most modern comedy is incredibly partisan.
Like that Simpsons joke where the Vietnamese POWs try to convince Skinner to escape while the VC are partying with Jane Fonda. The current Simpsons staff would never go for that.
You reminded me of an old Cheech and Chong bit:
Stoned Chong walks into the room, asks Cheech what he’s watching on TV.
Cheech, in thick Mexican accent: “it’s a horror movie.”
Chong: “Oh wow, is that Jane Fonda?”
This probably makes absolutely no sense to most of you — but at the time of this Cheech and Chong album in the early 1970s, Jane Fonda had just won an Oscar for the movie Klute, where she played a prostitute. And when Cheech said “horror”, his accent makes it sound to stoned Chong like he said “whore”.
Yeah, I know, once you explain a joke it’s really not funny anymore…..
Says a lot about the soul of Massachusetts residences who vote Democrat , eh?
Pretty sickening indeed.
Yep.
To be fair, I knew one Massachusetts Democrat that thought Kennedy should have gone to jail for what he did at Chappaquiddick. Well, he really wasn’t a Massachusetts Democrat, he was from New York State and moved to Massachusetts after college. He had been living in Massachusetts for about 18 years when he told me that he thought Kennedy belonged in jail.
Bruce Dern who I assume is Laura Dern’s father
Be one of the few people to kill John Wayne on screen and you get ‘might be Lulu Fortune’s dad’ kids these days.
At least he got to come to this every night… https://goo.gl/images/MTLLMP
“Bruce Dern who I assume is Laura Dern’s father”.
This line made me laugh out loud. I assume you were joking, but then again, you did say you are 26.
I love me some Laura Dern.
That line was a hard stop for me.
“She died for her country” is the reaction I remember hearing about. I was about 4 years old at the time but my dad told me stories about the event.
I’ll go see the movie if it includes footage of Teddy being slow roasted in hell for leaving that girl in the car.
Excellent job, WI.
Yes, really good review.
Obligatory
Steyn’s piece just after Kennedy’s death: https://www.nationalreview.com/2009/08/airbrushing-out-mary-jo-kopechne-mark-steyn/
“At the Huffington Post, Melissa Lafsky mused on what Mary Jo “would have thought about arguably being a catalyst for the most successful Senate career in history . . . Who knows — maybe she’d feel it was worth it.””
IDK if you call it plagiarism, but I think the movie has a line about “Moses never left a girl on the bottom of the Red Sea”
That’s good stuff.
I don’t know how her family didn’t kill the fucker.
I can’t remember now if this was something Jeff Jacoby used to put in his columns, or something someone else used to day regularly that Jacoby went along with but, it was along the lines of “I speak for Mary Jo Koepechne who is no longer able to speak for herself…”
When it shows up on Netflix, we’ll probably see it.
Odd fact: I still have the newspaper from the day after it happened. Nothing close to headlines, it was a tiny story on in the bottom corner of the front page. Of course, there was a good excuse for the scant media attention…
More like Lyin’ of the Senate.
When I lived in northwest Connecticut, many many years ago, one of Teddy’s kids (maybe grandkid) was going to school at Hotchkiss, in Lakeville. When I cruised in to the White Hart Inn at beer-thirty one afternoon, the bartender told me I had just missed him. “He looks like the fucking Sta-Puft Marshmallow man, for Christ’s sake,” was the extent of what she had to say about him. And that he was a lousy tipper.
And that kid would have been president if not for that unfortunate Zuul incident in New York.
The Kennedy aura is strong. I have a sophomore in one of my classes (college) who’s excited because there’s another young Kennedy who’s pursuing a political career.
I like to think Mary Jo’s soul and ghost tortures the Kennedy’s and the people who wrote evil, immoral things overlooking her death in order to defend that coward.
I thought ghost were souls, also I’m happy that ‘Coward’ has been revived as an insult. It’s been a while since I’ve heard it used regularly, but since that pussy cop at the last school shooting, it has really made a comeback.
Good. To me it never lost its edge. It is the worst insult after child molester. Animal fuckers are about 5 notches up from cowards, and liar is just a special kind of coward.
“Animal fuckers are about 5 notches up from cowards,”
Hey look, just cuz your earth girls are easy that’s no way to talk to them.
Love my mammal hos
Agree on the kiddie diddlin’ and lying, I’d add cheating at cards or screwing people over on business deals. Animal fucking, however, is another thing, it may be a good insult but it’s not inherently wrong like the others.
As far as ‘dynasties’ go, yeh, I *guess* the Kennedys and Bushes are, say, the Celtics and Patriots but the Clintons to me are more like back-to-backers, like the Houston Rockets.
I was in the same room once with Teddy. It was some meeting of a defence electronics professional association. There were maybe sixty of us. The event coordinator knew someone on Kennedy’s staff and was actually able to get him to speak at our luncheon. His staff placed him in front of the odium and stepped back
Teddy clearly had no idea where he was or why he was there. He was high/drunk/senile (all of the above). He rambled incoherantly for a few minutes and then took questions. If the question triggered something he would seemingly put on an internal cassette and play it back. If there was no cassette in his brain for the question he’d just ramble some more. It was like a scene from a movie where the semi-automated corpse of the person was brought out once in awhile so people would think he’s still alive. It was really kind of frightening.
Ya, the model 3 species incursion suits had a shitty linguistic output processor. It would lock up pretty frequently.
Also that particular reptile agent also had a penchant for bourbon which obviously didn’t help
in front of the odium
A good way to describe Ted Kennedy.
(Please, Edit Faerie, don’t change it!)
The diver that pulled Kopechne’s body out of the car said at the inquest that he thought she didn’t drown, she suffocated. The coroner said she drowned, but never performed an autopsy. Massachusetts officials, after Kopechne’s funeral, tried to have her body exhumed for an autopsy but her family successfully fought the exhumation. The reason why Massachusetts officials tried to exhume her body? They found out from the funeral director that there was blood on Kopechne’s clothes and in her mouth and nose.
Tidbit: Kopechne was found wearing a blouse, bra, slacks, and no panties.
The Kopechne family never received an apology from Kennedy, but received many letters from his family. They received a settlement from Kennedy’s insurance. They always felt justice wasn’t done.
Enjoyed your review, WI.
Mary Jo was not quite 19. Truly a child. That was one of many events that began to sour me on the political world and started my questioning of the system.
It is the event that convinced me that the wrong Kennedys caught the bullets. God, what a slimy shit stain Ted was. Don’t forget about his role is covering for the murder of Martha Moxley. Or about…. how many rapes did he help cover up?
Thank you
She was 29. (1940-1969)
Spot the Not: Ted Kennedy
1. Dad, I’m in some trouble. There’s been an accident and you’re going to hear all sorts of things about me from now on. Terrible things.
2. Integrity is the lifeblood of democracy. Deceit is a poison in its veins.
3. The work goes on, the cause endures, the hope still lives and the dreams shall never die.
4. I won’t yield to anyone about guns in our society. I know enough about it.
5. Defeat doesn’t finish a man, quit does. A man is not finished when he’s defeated. He’s finished when he quits.
6. Frankly, I don’t mind not being President. I just mind that someone else is.
That’s a tough one. They all sounds like things he’d say.
I’ll go with 2.
1 It’s too personal even if it was said how would that quote ever get out to the public, it sounds like a line from the trailer to a bad movie.
#1 sounds like a version of something Mulduar’s father told him in “Anazasi.”
You forgot to include ” I sold my country out to the commies”
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Former Sen. Ted Kennedy (D-MA) twice reached out to the Soviet Union for election help. According to Michael Reagan, Sen. John Tunney (D-CA), at the behest of his friend Ted Kennedy, lobbied the Soviet Union “to sabotage [Jimmy] Carter’s foreign policy efforts,” as this was during Kennedy’s primary challenge against Carter in 1980.
“One 1980 document stated that Kennedy offered to condemn President Carter’s policy toward the Soviet occupation of Afghanistan in exchange for KGB help,” wrote Reagan. “News accounts of that period prove that Kennedy did, in fact, openly criticize Carter’s Afghanistan policy.”
Additionally, in 1983 Kennedy reached out to the Soviet Union in an attempt to undermine Ronald Reagan’s foreign policy and weaken his re-election prospects in 1984, even going as far as offering to set up television interviews in America in order to make the Soviets come across as more “peaceful.”
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https://www.dailywire.com/news/18519/5-times-democrats-tried-work-russians-swing-aaron-bandler
Where did democrats ever get the idea of Ruskies interfering in US elections? It’s a mystery.
Before I reveal the Not, here’s his obituary featuring one of the real quotes:
http://www.newsweek.com/ted-kennedy-obituary-78957
5 is the Not. Nixon said that. Later, he quit.
Somehow I knew that.
Watching Better Off Dead with my 3 year olds. Why was Skiing such a big thing in 80s movies.
better question why isn’t skiing a bigger thing in all movie eras?
Because the mountains were made of snow?
Follow up Better Off Dead with One Crazy Summer.
Don’t forget Say Anything and Grosse Pointe Blank. There’s an entertaining fan theory that it’s the same character through all four movies.
I’ll admit to liking High Fidelity as well.
I have seen and like those three. I could see all of them being the same character except high Fidelity. I think the theory sometimes includes the movie where he is an arm’s dealer. I think it was called lord of war.
I will have to check that out. I hadn’t heard of it before, it looks like a lot of the same people are involved.
Same writer/director with John Cusack. Also, young Demi Moore.
And an entertaining rip on Siskel and Ebert based on their review of Better Off Dead. As well as Curtis Armstrong, Bobcat Goldthwait, and the best Godzilla homage ever.
Savage Steve Holland directed only Better Off Dead and One Crazy Summer before moving to directing tween TV stuff for Nickelodeon and the like.
Maybe for your next review you could watch Ski Patrol.
I would love to do that. I would have to see if the founders would be interested. I like writing the reviews so far but I don’t want to overstay my welcome. They keep me involved in the site even when work keeps me from getting on during peak commenting hours.
Cocaine?
Kate Mara plays Mary Jo Kopechne, the former campaign staffer of Bobby and the girl who dies.
Spoiler alert would be nice. Sheesh.
The Japanese attack at the end of From Here to Eternity.
It was earth all along in Planet of the Apes.
Bruce was dead the whole time in The 6th Sense. I figured this out about 10 minutes into the movie. Kid can see dead people, kid can see Bruce Willis, ergo Bruce Willis is dead.
Its a frickin sled.
MACAULAY CULKIN FUCKING DIES!!!!
Here’s a visual for ya, Teddy and Chris Dodd sharing a waitress sandwich.
GQ on Kennedy’s and Dodd’s waitress sandwich:
As Gaviglio enters the room, the six-foot-two, 225-plus-pound Kennedy grabs the five-foot-three, 103-pound waitress and throws her on the table. She lands on her back, scattering crystal, plates and cutlery and the lit candles. Several glasses and a crystal candlestick are broken. Kennedy then picks her up from the table and throws her on Dodd, who is sprawled in a chair. With Gaviglio on Dodd’s lap, Kennedy jumps on top and begins rubbing his genital area against hers, supporting his weight on the arms of the chair. As he is doing this, Loh enters the room. She and Gaviglio both scream, drawing one or two dishwashers. Startled, Kennedy leaps up. He laughs. Bruised, shaken and angry over what she considered a sexual assault, Gaviglio runs from the room. Kennedy, Dodd and their dates leave shortly thereafter, following a friendly argument between the senators over the check.
My libido just went into a trauma induced coma.
Yeah, there we go again. Classy old-school New England pols out there, serving their constituents.
I decided to have another beer. I’m not impressed about the hop selection, but I’m going to drink it anyways.
I consider it a solid lager, better for warmer days then the 40 and rainy weather we’re having now. I’m currently going through a Blah Blah Blah IPA from 21st Amendment. The can art is actually entertaining on this one as there’s a list of different IPA’s around the edges, including several joke ones, such as Dirty Sock IPA and Northwestern IPA.
The temps dropped throughout the day here. Freezing rain tomorrow. Yay.
We’re down to the 30’s, with rain and predicted snow on Tuesday. Only the second time in my life on this planet it’s snowed on or after my birthday.
My mom was born on May 9 and it snowed on her birthday once when I was 4 or 5.
I had my snow tires swapped for my summer tires. I’ll be slipping and sliding if I head out tomorrow.
Awesome! Drift King!
That looks good….
I am very happy with it’s inclusion in a 15 pack that I got for $18. The worst beer in the pack is the Hell or High Watermelon, which I can drink.
I’ve figured out what I’m doing next weekend:
Swim with Whale Sharks
https://www.georgiaaquarium.org/experience/explore/programs-activities/animal-interactions/journey-with-gentle-giants/swim-with-whale-sharks
The biggest surprise to me in this review? Bruce Dern is still alive. Good on him.