GO, AND SNARK AT THE BRUTALS!
ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. ZARDOZ NEEDS HIS CHOSEN ONES TO UP THEIR GAME, OF SNARKING AT THE BRUTALS WHO PLAGUE THE EARTH. ZARDOZ HAS FALLEN A BIT BEHIND IN KEEPING THE BRUTALS IN THEIR PLACE….THE CHOSEN ONES CAN HELP. THEREFOR, RECEIVE THE GIFT OF THE LINK, AND GO FORTH AND SNARK!
- INTERESTING HOW REUTERS LABELS THE PM OF HUNGARY A “STRONGMAN”. ZARDOZ SEES HE WON A THIRD ELECTION. SO IS ANGELA MERKEL LABELED AS GERMAN “STRONGWOMAN”? ZARDOZ THOUGHT NOT.
- ZARDOZ IS …DISAPPOINTED. ZARDOZ WAS HOPING FOR A HATE FILLED DUEL TO THE DEATH (PREFERABLY BOTH BRUTALS EXPIRING). CIVILITY IS VASTLY OVER-RATED. WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO “GO FORTH AND KILL”?
- ZARDOZ OFFERS THIS, WITHOUT COMMENT. ZARDOZ TRUSTS HIS POINT HAS BEEN MADE.
- ZARDOZ CAN ONLY HOPE THIS IS FRUITLESS – HOW ELSE CAN ZARDOZ END UP WITH A MASS BRUTAL EXTINCTION EVENT?!
ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.
ZARDOZ IS …DISAPPOINTED. ZARDOZ WAS HOPING FOR A HATE FILLED DUEL TO THE DEATH (PREFERABLY BOTH BRUTALS EXPIRING).
ZARDOZ WAS NOT THE ONLY ONE HOPING FOR BOTH BRUTALS TO EXPIRE.
SECONDED
I’m right there with you. Perhaps ZARDOZ will give us the gift of the gun….
*sigh*
One day I’ll manage to keg condition a beer correctly. So far my attempts have been either undercarbed or overcarbed. Of course, I only do it for kegs that will be sitting for a long period of time before being put on tap. I’d still like to hook up a beer once, let it chill, and have it be carbed correctly when I pour the first pint.
Apparently Hungary is OK with the immigration of Panamanians.
He’s not much of a strongman if he’s standing for election.
Communists won elections with 99.99% of the vote.
‘But on the flip side, husbands may say, well, taking the emotion out of it, what’s the difference between me spending money on prostitutes and her spending £20,000 on handbags without telling me?’
The handbag won’t go on 60 minutes?
Now you’re just bragging.
*thunderous applause*
I hope the nukes thing works out for two reasons:
1. I really would like fewer nuked in the hands of commies, crazy or otherwise.
2 I can’t wait to see if the responses in the media would be a) saying it’s not really significant, unlike say the Good Friday agreement, or b) It all happened because of Obama.
From that link: Still, North Korea’s government has not said anything publicly at all about a meeting with Trump, and the lack of known contact between Pyongyang and Washington about the meeting has fueled further speculation about the seriousness of Kim’s offer.
What does, “lack of known contact” mean? The media doesn’t have leaked info on the meeting so they’re going to make unsubstantiated allegations and somehow this is not the media’s fault?
The media knows more than you do, peasant. That’s why they’re the media and you’re not.
It means both sides have not publicly owned up to talking with each other outside the public eye.
Media just trying to start shit. This museum is a worthwhile stop if you’re ever in Cincinnati. Was there 2 years ago and there was a very powerful and moving Holocaust exhibit there at the time.
http://abc6onyourside.com/news/local/confederacy-exhibit-displayed-at-cincinnatis-freedom-center
Speaking of the Cival War. Of course if confiscation did come, really wont matter what the politicians do or say at that point.
https://hotair.com/archives/2018/04/08/south-carolina-prepares-debate-secession/
And I’ll be the first to confess that I’ve already suggested Republicans and conservatives need to do the exact same thing the next time a Democrat takes the White House. If they don’t they’ve essentially surrendered the playground to the bullies and we might as well all pack it in.
No thanks. I’m not going to start crying on my late night talk show.
The article seems to be making light of the whole “this will cause Civil War II” thing but… it’s hard to see how for-real gun-grabbing wouldn’t do exactly that.
INTERESTING HOW REUTERS LABELS THE PM OF HUNGARY A “STRONGMAN”. ZARDOZ SEES HE WON A THIRD ELECTION. SO IS ANGELA MERKEL LABELED AS GERMAN “STRONGWOMAN”? ZARDOZ THOUGHT NOT.
You know the penis is evil.
She’s on notice.
True.
Zardoz will have to go back to the Tabernacle with that one, eh?
Is that because the penis is present in both cases?…
I spent all day helping run my grandma’s 100th birthday party. She had a blast being the belle of the ball. So that was nice.
Congratulations!
She especially liked it when Warty deadlifted 7 of her greatgrandkids, at once.
Wow. You do have a soul after all. You should let it out for fresh air more often.
LOL.
Very cool. I’m really hoping my grandpa makes it to 100, has 5 years to go.
I hope you didn’t make her do shots.
Squats – she did squats.
It is Warty’s Grandma. He can’t make her do anything. How do you think she got to the age she is?
Besides I’ve heard on good authority she can drink him under the table.
I hope you shelled out the bux for the good strippers.
For those who want to see a different side of John Wayne, FXM is running The Barbarian and the Geisha tomorrow at 11:15 AM and again Tuesday at 7:10 AM ET.
Wayne plays Townsend Harris, the first US Consul to Japan after Matthew Perry forcibly opened the country to the west in the 1850s. Legend says that Harris may have had a doomed romance with one of the Japanese servants sent to help keep house for him.
I’ve noted this elsewhere before…
…but consider: something like 30-50%of what “media” does lately? Is bitch about ‘other media’.
Every day. “major stories” where Disney (ABC) Host badmouths Fox (newscorp) host, or Vox writer badmouths Atlantic writer, or Esquire scribbler badmouths Politico, and on and on and on and on …
The ‘stories’ are effectively insider-gossip columns which, in theory, should interest almost no one outside of the media-bubble itself.
but that’s the thing: half their audience IS the media-bubble. The NY and DC scribble set, brooklyn millenials, and twitter.
its media ‘by, and for’ a narrow slice of shallow, vain, not-very-smart people who think they represent the intellectual cream of the nation.
and if you ever point out to them that they’re constantly perpetuating this false vision of the world by projecting their bubble-mind onto everyone else? they think *you’re* the crazy one.
“…people who think they represent the intellectual cream of the nation.”
Vodka in my nose. That burns.
Thompson-esque, in a way.
‘The scum also rises’
It has been interesting to see the media devolve into sniping at other and becoming the news rather than just reporting and commenting on it.
The other option is they get along and agree that we need a war with Russia. I don’t mind them sniping. It keeps them from other types of propagandizing.
They just might get their war with Russia with the way things are going.
They think they know more than anyone else, and they think that because of their superiority, they should be telling the ignorant masses what to believe. Of course their opinions/attitudes/culture/responses are what matters.
I really (really really) hate to give certain people credit, but declaring the media the current priestly caste was spot on.
It even has cross-atlantic parallels
… where “Guardian writers shit all over (not-guardian writers)”
which seems to reveal something about the overall template of media-conflict;
the ‘right’ media tends to say, “Leftist ideas like X are stupid”…
…. and the left media respond with “the ideas are complicated, and should not be ‘oversimplified’; that said, the sort of people who say X is bad are all Racist Nazi Mysogynists and cannot be trusted“
Kimmel is an idiot.
A pompous clown too stupid to realize he’s in over his head.
He made a career out of glorifying large, bouncing breasts. Was that memory-holed on his way to becoming a liberal hero?
Did Kimmel push the #Metoo shit? I honestly don’t remember.
Probably. If it’s a proggy cause du jour I’m sure he was fapping to it.
If he did it wouldn’t surprise me he lacked self-awareness.
I generally have Hannity on as background noise during the day, just cause I rarely change the station (WHIO) after Herman Cain is on in the morning (more recently, Kilmeade). What I did manage to hear this week was Hannity laying out all the bits from ‘The Man Show’ and the “guess whats in my pants” bit from early on the current show. While not really a Scorched Earth approach, I think Kimmel (or his handlers) realized he was about to be made to look hypocritical in the media. So, with tears in his eyes, he apologized.
Yes.
But his Alma Maters!!!
Both of them.
I have not watched this yet, but i imagine its interesting.
remember the UK ISIS members, who were part of the prisoner-executing-team? Someone (a chick) interviews one in english. But girls without bags on their heads make dude uncomfortable.
will watch later; tell me if there are funny moments
This is fun. I like this guy (jonathan pie), and i like the british way of pissing on this silly question.
me’d
And here’s Pie talking about Red Jerry in the UK
he’s absolutely right. his same point applies equally to the way “Nazi” has become a disposable term in American politics.
While Jezza may not be a spy, he is what the Politburo would call a “VERY Useful Idiot”.
Brought up in a solid bourgeois background, education at preparatory school, joining the Campaign for Nuclear Disarmament in 1966, and on leaving school at 18 with 2 E grades (a hair away from not graduating) , went to work for a newspaper for a few months. Then went VSO (basically the UK version of the Peace Corps). And that was the nearest thing to a job this Labour leader ever had.
It should be noted that the CND’s relationship with the former USSR and some of the sources of its funding had been investigated on-and-off for years. No solid evidence of a money trail was ever established, but there’s a pretty clear personnel connection.
Some of the similarities to Bernie Sanders’ resume are notable.
Pie entertains the shit out of me. I really like screaming limeys who understand what freedom of speech really means.
I larfed when the interviewer asked him if there was anything ISIS did that he disagrees with. He said traffic tickets. He then goes on to defend the practice of slavery.
For real.
That dude should be buried under the prison.
“No, I don’t denounce slavery.”
This guy is speaking for those without a voice.
“ZARDOZ TRUSTS HIS POINT HAS BEEN MADE.”
Is ZARDOZ at MGTOW?
Bullshit.
Unless she is giving up half the handbags.
That time John Wayne rode into Harvard on an APC after being challenged by the Harvard Lampoon:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dINMVPRA3DY
Looks like someone’s bombing Syria, here we go.
The US dropping bombs always helps humanitarian matters, right?
You need to start a humanitarian crisis before you can solve it.
for no reason at all
18 holes of golf requires about 5 miles of walking.
That’s what they need that silly little cart for?
No, the cart is for carrying the clubs and beer cooler. And for having fun driving drunk.
I went Christmas caroling with my in-laws once. They lived in a gated community with private roads, so everyone could drive their golf carts on the street. “Christmas Caroling” basically meant driving around in a caravan of golf carts while drinking, and stopping at various homes to briefly sing. And have another drink. And then get one more drink “to go”, for the drive to the next house.
Best caroling ever.
“Golf is a good walk ruined”
/someone
“Golf is a walk in the park…. with a purpose”
/The Blue Iguana
– under-rated neo-noir film of the 1980s w/ Dylan McDermott
– Mickey Mantle
McCain: Trump ’emboldened’ Assad with comments on US withdrawal from Syria
https://www.cnn.com/2018/04/08/politics/john-mccain-congress-donald-trump-syria/index.html
Well thanks for that hot take Senator Bomb, Bomb, Bomb; Bomb, Bomb Iran!
McCain is a goddamn stain on humanity, a true piece of shit that makes me want to be wrong in my belief that there isn’t a Hell.
My phone just displayed the following notification:
…Roads becoming slick as light snow continues…
No fucking shit.
On a positive note, Spawn 2 asked me to put together a Church playlist for her. I was listening to them while I was cooking and she actually sat down to listen.
SO IS ANGELA MERKEL LABELED AS GERMAN “STRONGWOMAN”? ZARDOZ THOUGHT NOT.
Think again, ZARDOZ: Merkel the Strong
Fuck me, I laid down for a couple minutes to stare at my phone, and I promised myself it wasn’t to sleep, I made myself swear to God I wasn’t going to nap, because I know the hell a poorly timed nap plays on my psyche, so I swore to God I wasn’t going to nap, and I laid down and stared at my phone, and fucking wouldn’t you know it, I can’t account for two hours of time this afternoon and now I feel all disjointed and tetchy. I don’t want to accuse myself of napping on the job, but fuck me, I think I fell asleep while I wasn’t supposed to be napping.
Missing time, eh? If I may probe, then how does your anus feel?
Anus feels fine, which is a lot better than my brain feels, which feels ass-fucked like I’ve been napping all fucking day.
OH, SORRY, BRAIN. EVERY GODDAMN MORNING YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE SHIT BECAUSE I DIDN’T MANAGE TO DEVOTE ENOUGH TIME TO YOUR CLEANSING BRAIN BATH SLEEP, DESPITE THE FACT THAT YOU DON’T EVER, EVER FUCKING ALLOW ME THE PLEASURE. SO FUCKING SORRY I CAN’T BATHE YOU IN WHATEVER PLEASURE CHEMICALS ARE ASSOCIATED WITH GETTING ENOUGH SLEEP DURING THE WEEK, AND THEN WHEN I TAKE A GODDAMN NAP ON A SUNDAY AFTERNOON, YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A FUCKING WAR CRIMINAL.
And while I wasn’t or was napping my fucking PC updated again and broke my video and NIC drivers again and I had to roll back YET AGAIN so fuck you you aggressive piece of shit Windows updates.
Solution 1 worked for me.
Windows 10 is a service, which means automatic updates are turned on by default and your PC always has the latest and best features.
“Best” should be in sneer quotes.
These guys mean business.
https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/943011/World-Cup-2018-Russian-football-hooligans-ultras
I have a buddy who’s fallen into a pit, doing coke and losing his rental, moving back into his mom’s place with his girlfriend, can’t keep track of his son. His life is a fucking mess. I went and hanged out for a minute on Saturday for his birthday before I realized I was being used as a money sponge for booze, and took off. I’m dumb as hell, but I’m not stupid. The poor dumb sot is snorting up all his money, I’m convinced. Oh, you’re excusing yourself into your bedroom for a minute and coming out sniffing like you’ve got a cold? Sure, sounds legit. You must have one of those momentary colds. Fuck me, I realize I have problems with alcohol, fuck, I’m drinking right now, but I haven’t got a kid, and I don’t make it my friends’ problem. Christ, I showed up to their house carrying case of beer and felt like I was being circled by vultures.
Sadly, those are the people you need to write off and walk away until they figure it out for themselves. He’s not at a point where he’ll listen yet.
Drinking can decrease sleep quality and cause insomnia; just reading the post above about feeling lousy from lack of sleep. If you teetotaled for a couple of weeks, the first week will suck sleep-wise, but after that you’ll sleep way better. Trust me.
Jus’ say’n.
Kimmel and Hannity. Two people the world would be better without. I do miss “The Man Show”. Obviously Corolla was the genius behind the scene.
Mmmm. Aberlour A’bunadh.
As to the divorce article, Charles didn’t have to divorce Diana, just sayin.
Aren’t the morning links usually posted by now?