Life of Pie: Cost of living in Bucharest

Some people on this fair forum want more Pie in the states, or so is my impression, and to be fair, who can blame them. Which got me a-thinkin’ maybe the pendulum swings both ways and some want to move themselves the other way. There may be some glib out there, somewhere, wanting to immigrate to good ol’ Bucharest. And said glib may want to know a thing or two about the cost of living, before jumping in. Well this is the post for that glib, and whomever else may have the curiosity.

Kinda lost its shine

So let’s, shall we? To start, in order to buy stuff, you need money, cash, dough. In our particular case we are talking of the mighty Leu (lion to you). Although the Leu often loses its roar in bouts of inflation (one of them legendary in the 90s), it is still our good ol’ currency. Although now we are talking about the new Leu (RON) versus the old Leu (ROL) after 4 zeroes were chopped off.

Back in the day, the day being 1850s, it was based on the Dutch thaler , which had a lion engraved on one side – an animal which was not a heraldic symbol in our country (we were more along the lines of eagles and aurochs), hence the name. The Bulgarian currency lev also means lion.  In that particular time, the Romanian leu was 5 grams of 83.5% silver. Now the same silver cost 8.5 RON – after several times when zeros were taken from the end, that is.

I will, in general, try to express prices in dollars, so you understand better. I will enact the labour of currency conversion, if you will. I will not enact the labour of unit conversion so, sorry, you get grams and liters and such.

So we need Lei, yes we do. How much does an honest day’s work pay? Hard to say, Romanians always think in terms of monthly after tax salary. This is due to the fact that all the taxes are payed by the employer, and as such you only get to see your after tax. In general people negotiate their after tax salary on job interviews, called net salary round here. The average take home pay in Bucharest is 3200 RON or 850 of your inferior American dollars. A qualified engineer or programmer usually can get 2000-2500 dollars per month, and more for very good or highly specialized people. I mention this because engineers/programmers are among the best paying jobs in Romania. OK now, how far will all this get you?

Usually salary means you pay for the fabulous government healthcare and government pension, although if you actually get sick you need some money for bribes. But I will not give healthcare costs or pension fund costs. They are not relevant in the context.

As I know Americans to be drivers, I will start with the cost of regular gas, which is around 5.5 dollars per gallon. For non-drivers, a bus ticket is about 30 cents, a 10 trip subway pass about 5 dollars. Uber or taxi is usually 40-50 cents per kilometer.

All Pictures shown are for illustration purpose only. Actual store may vary

A three bedroom apartment, 1000 square foot or so, in a good area can cost 800-900 dollars a month, in an average area 400 to 500 and in a bad area 350. These are apartment in those concrete communist era brutalist apartment buildings, in new developments the prices can be 30% to 50% higher. Now that you have your apartment, let’s talk utilities. For gas the price is given, strangely, per kW-hour – not a unit of volume, and it is 30 cents. Electricity is 13 cents per kW hour. Internet for a gigabit connection, standard home connection non-guaranteed, of course, but it is usually very fast, costs 10 dollars per month. A decent cellphone package can go to 12-15 dollars a month – unlimited talk/sms and 3 to 5 GB of data.  Netflix costs 15 a month for the top package, but not everything available in the US is available here.

Now a man/woman/otherkin must eat (I would ask the moderators to catbutt any vampire jokes at this point.) For food, I will reference the supermarket chain I do most of my shopping at. It is not the cheapest, but it is not particularly expensive either. I would add that, in a un-libertarian way I assume, I do not eat in the most cost effective fashion. This is because I do not have pantry staples and do not buy in bulk. If I did, I could go to cheaper large stores and save money, but then again I might throw away a lot more and lose some money that way. I usually buy just what I plan to cook/eat in the next day or two, so I go to a supermarket on my way from work home. I also dislike using frozen meat, so I buy all my meat fresh, which is pricier.

So what does food cost? Depends, I assume, on what you buy. Standard eggs are 4 dollars for 30, while the cage free organic can be 3 dollars for 10. Milk is 1 dollar 30 cents per liter and 200 grams of unsalted 82% butter is two fifty, same price as 350 grams of plain cheese. Romanians eat a lot of cold cuts, which are locally called mezeluri (I assume from the Middle Eastern meze or mezze). These can range from very cheap in a “don’t ask what’s in it” way to quite pricy. Two and a half dollars can buy you 400 grams of cheap salami (42% pork meat according to the label), 4 dollars buys 70% meat salami in the same quantity, and 6 dollars buy you 300 grams of the good stuff. There is also parizer (which is meant as an equivalent to what you may know as mortadella / Bologna), which has the same things in it like the cheapest hot dogs, pink slime like substances I would think, which is a dollar for 500 grams – never touch the stuff myself. Pork hot dogs are a dollar fifty per 300 grams. And cheap yellow mustard can be had for 3 dollar 350 grams. Whole chicken is 4 dollars per kilogram; average cut of pork is the same, not too fancy cut of beef can be 8 to 12 dollars per kilogram. Bread can be between 20 cents and 2 dollars a loaf.

Romainian poor student food: half a loaf of cheap white bread (10 cents) and 250 grams of parizer (40 cents). Eat up!
Mmmmm pink slime and chemicals

I think this is enough food prices, off course there are many more items, but this is to give a rough idea. Now let’s get boozing. Basic local beer can be had between 50 cents and one dollar per 500 ml can. The craft stuff it 2 to 4 dollars per 500 ml bottle. Wine starts at 2 dollars and can get to 50 and beyond. Smirnoff Red vodka is about 15 per 700 ml, Jack Daniel’s 23 per 700 ml. I don’t touch the stuff, but coca cola and similar sugary crap sodas are generally 2.5-3 dollars per a six-pack of 330 ml cans.

What else? I am beginning to think this is enough for a general idea and the post can get too long. A good meal in a good restaurant, not cheap no too fancy, is between 20 and 30 dollars per person, including wine and service (in Romania tips are 10%), depending on one’s appetite. In a bar a beer will set you 2 to 4 dollars, a cocktail (keep in mind it is very hard to get a decent cocktail in Romania) is 4 to 6 dollars. A movie ticket is 5 to 7 dollars at a good multiplex, where the concession stand costs way too much. I think this about covers it for now and I hope this convinced you to immigrate to Romania, had you any lingering doubts.

Comments

245 responses to “Life of Pie: Cost of living in Bucharest”

  1. A Leap at the Wheel

    First?

    1. PieInTheSKy

      well this post posted strangely but yes?

      1. Posted strangely? Looks good to me.

        1. PieInTheSKy

          well it did not show on the main page until 19 20 usually posts at 19 00.

    2. Sean

      I miss the first .gifs

      *wistful sigh*

      1. MikeS

        When I post first I never get one.

        *sad sigh*

  2. Thank goodness you included prices on booze! That’s the real deciding factor.

    1. AlexinCT

      Amen.

    2. DOOMco

      Hell I stopped going to the sundown saloon when cans of the cheap stuff doubled to $2

    3. Rasilio

      yeah bit he left out the Hookers and blow.

      How can me make a decision without knowing that?

      1. AlmightyJB

        Yeah, that was going to be my comment as well.

  3. DOOMco

    $5.50 a gallon?
    At least the rent seems cheap. Although i dont know how you fit 3 beds into a place like that.

    1. Cheap? I’m paying less for the same space, and I own* it.

      *standard disclaimer about the lack of proper alloidal title applies.

      1. Second disclaimer – I’m not living in a bad area.

      2. DOOMco

        Average price in Burlington VT is over 800 a bedroom. Usually closer to 1000, but for a 3 bedroom place you start seeing 2400 on sone places that should be torn down.

        1. Average price in Burlington VT

          There’s your problem.

          1. DOOMco

            Well my town isn’t much better. Small Town VT is maybe 100 less a room. Out there, everything is “quaint”
            Sometimes you’ll see something at around 500 a room.

    2. PieInTheSKy

      the rent is not particularly cheap relative to incomes. Although I know expats who work over the internet for richer country kind of money who like the cost of living here.

      1. DOOMco

        That makes sense.

  4. AlexinCT

    So we need Lei, yes we do. How much does an honest day’s work pay? Hard to say, Romanians always think in terms of monthly after tax salary.

    I find this is pretty common whenever the government decides to take the money right out of the paycheck instead of demanding you send your danegeld to them after you got paid..

    That is why I am an advocate for having a year where everyone actually had to write a check to the government for their taxes. I have a feeling that this would quickly start a revolt when people realized how much of their earnings were taken by our political oligarchy.

    1. Florida Man

      I just paid my extra federal taxes today, $5200. Grand total, $42000. For that I get pointless wars, a bankrupt social security and Medicare I’ll never use, so a pretty good deal.

      1. What do you do that racks up $42K in taxes alone?

        1. Florida Man

          I’m a CRNA DINK.

          1. Ah. Makes sense.

        2. PieInTheSKy

          whatever he does it is not his merit but he is doing it because of government and a teacher in the past so he should be grateful he is not paying more.

      2. trshmnstr

        Wow. I thought mine was insane and I only paid $12k federal

      3. $46000 here. Doesn’t it feel great to be robbed at gunpoint!

        1. Florida Man

          But I get so much in return. The NSA makes sure I don’t practice bad think and the ATF keeps me from owning dangerous things. I should pay MORE.

          1. Not to mention subsides through HUD for people who refuse to work due to “disability” (read: I hurt my knee 25 years ago and therefore cannot work anywhere).

        2. trshmnstr

          Are you guys itemizing? I guess my massive student loan interest and mortgage interest deductions are substantially reducing my tax liability.

          1. No student loans and mortgage interest deduction is factored in.

          2. Threedoor

            I own everything. Never finished school, paid as I went and got burned out.

          3. I paid off my student loans, and I got a cheap house on a fixed 3.5% mortgage that I’m paying at above required rate for.

            Maybe I’d feel richer if I used that additional $610/mo for consumer goods instead of reducing future outlays.

          4. mexican sharpshooter

            Maybe, maybe not, but you’ll probably will if the markets take another 2008-like dump.

          5. Florida Man

            I paid off my student loans early because I was not allowed to deduct them. I was also stupid and got a 15 yr mortgage with a low interest rate, so that’s why I owe every year even though claim 0 on my wife/my W-4. Moral of the story; hard working frugal people get it in the shorts by the feds.

          6. Threedoor

            Mortgage interest deduction if dumb. You’re much better off not paying on the House than taking a slight deduction

          7. Florida Man

            I know, it’s tongue in cheek way of saying you’re punished for making sound financial decisions.

          8. Threedoor

            Always. We also get to pay for those who make bad ones.

          9. trshmnstr

            That’s probably the single most depressing thing I’ve read in a while. You do all the right things and still get shafted. My family is on the fast track to paying everything off, but I don’t look forward to trading off the interest for additional tax burden.

          10. “You do all the right things and still get shafted”

            How did you know the new slogan for the DNC?

          11. trshmnstr

            I thought their new slogan was “REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SHIT LORD MURDERER BIGOT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HITLER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE CHICKS WITH DICKS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”

          12. AlexinCT

            That’s probably the single most depressing thing I’ve read in a while. You do all the right things and still get shafted.

            I have heard many people point out that doing the right think is for idiots considering you get punished for it while those that do the wrong things get rewarded.

      4. slumbrew

        Also just paid, also $42k. Joy.

        As my brother puts it: rich guy problems (I don’t feel rich).

        1. Threedoor

          This.

      5. Threedoor

        Coming up with $30k and quarterlies next week. Love supporting all those federal employees and those on the dole.

    2. JaimeRoberto

      My wife is from Europe and has tried to convince me that she didn’t pay taxes. I tell her, no, you pay, but it’s taken directly from your paycheck and you don’t have to do a yearly reckoning like we do. It’s just not as visible to you, which is how the government likes it. Her: That’s right, we don’t pay taxes. It’s just taken from our paycheck. Me: Sigh, you’re not thinking very well.

      It’s the same debate with health insurance and sales tax/VAT.

      1. Psycho Effer

        How long before they change the law to completely hide how much the wage-slaves are paying in taxes here?

  5. DOOMco

    I’ll assume a trade will get me something in the middle of that income?

    1. PieInTheSKy

      depends on the trade and how willing you are to work under the table. plumbers and electrician don’t exactly give invoices for their work.

  6. Sean

    A vampire, a ghost, and a werewolf walk into a bar.

    As always Pie, interesting stuff.

  7. Gordilocks

    What, no pricing report for cocaine and hookers? Did you forget where you posted this?

    1. PieInTheSKy

      it is hard to get good cocaine here. I prefer the term escorts and the price for something quite decent is 60 US per hour

      1. Gordilocks

        It’s hard to get good cocaine anywhere, really. Motherfuckers are basically watering it down at source.

        $60/hr ….. cheaper than being married, eh?

        1. AlexinCT

          There are price controls in Europe to make sure those ladies don’t abuse their clients and over charge…

      2. “something quite decent is 60 US per hour”

        Now you have my attention. I may have to make a trip.

        I take it you know the locations of the best bordellos?

        1. PieInTheSKy

          not many good bordellos. There are quite decent erotic massage parlors if they is your thing or independent escorts.

          1. Legit question; is prostitution legal there?

          2. PieInTheSKy

            no

          3. AlexinCT

            But getting a rub and a tug is..

        2. Libertesian

          Q, you can start your research here if Pie doesn’t have your itinerary planned yet: http://www.wikisexguide.com/wiki/Bucharest

          1. PieInTheSKy

            With more whore houses, erotic massage parlors and adult shops per square inch than most places in Eastern Europe, you could be forgiven for thinking Bucharest was the sex capital of the continent. – this is not that true. most brothels that exist are seedy and with a good change of trafficked girls, so should be avoided. Quality brothels are rare

            avoid talking tо strangers іn thаt particular area, especially Roma-Gypsies..

            Be extremely wary of escort ads in Bucharest. The photos are very seldom of the real escort, who is typically far less attractive – very true

            strip clubs are outrageously expensive, you pay 50 dollars or more for a 10 minute lap dance. Most places that cater to foreigners are tourist traps expensive with bad service.

            Avoid the old town, expensive with bad service.

          2. This is why you need a local.

          3. PieInTheSKy

            I do know a nice massage parlor, no sex just erotic palsy, with a nice masseuse with rather large natural and not at the very least saggy breasts you would enjoy. 45 $ an hour

          4. Libertesian

            That is why it’s helpful to know a trustworthy local.

      3. JaimeRoberto

        How much for 3 minutes?

        1. 3 minutes for the sex, 57 for her to hold my head in her lap while I uncontrollably weep about the pathetic circumstances of my life.

        2. PieInTheSKy

          many escorts do half price for half hour.

          1. AlexinCT

            They make money on volume?

    2. Gustave Lytton

      With or without the superbug?

      1. PieInTheSKy

        Depends. If you want anal sex with no condom you can find it. Funny is there are some girls who won’t do oral with no condom but do anal with no condom thinking it is less risk of disease

        1. You seem to know an awful lot about these prostitutes Pie…

          Good for you!

          1. PieInTheSKy

            I don’t know that many I just like reading escort forums. Anyway I would avoid an escort who does unprotected stuff like well the plague

          2. Gordilocks

            The things we learn around here, eh guys?

  8. Pie you should definately move over here. I’m in a high tax/high COL state and I’m making more take-home and paying less than those rates.

    1. PieInTheSKy

      not that easy dude

      1. All kidding aside, if you’re serious about trying to move to the US, you should sign up for the Green Card Lottery.

        What have you got to lose?

    2. Libertesian

      Yep, Romania’s prices are no incentive to immigrate there from middle America. How are the beaches?

      1. PieInTheSKy

        small and crowded and none to pretty, whits lots of cheap cold beer and topless pretty young women

        1. PieInTheSKy

          sadly you will see topless ugly old women as well

          1. *cancels trip to Romania*

  9. Semi-Spartan Dad

    $10/month for a gigabit internet connection?!

    Is this subsidized?

    1. PieInTheSKy

      Nope. Cutthroat competition

      1. Semi-Spartan Dad

        So it sounds like there’s no local monopolies imposed.

        I’m envious.

        1. PieInTheSKy

          I might write a post on this. The history is interesting.

        2. TK

          Local monopolies on telecom services haven’t been government-enforced since 1996. If you only have one provider, its because other providers have determined that the overbuild isn’t worth the investment.

          1. TK

            *In the U.S.

          2. Caput Lupinum

            Federally, sure, but there are plenty of state and municipal laws that restrict broadband providers.

            Just like the federal law requiring certificates of need for new hospitals and other health care operations was repealed, but plenty of states still have their own versions on your books, as Swissy can attest too with his excellent articles fighting against them.

          3. TK

            You have a point, I know of at least 5 states that require certificates of public need before allowing the building of additional infrastructure. Interestingly, Rand Paul’s state of Kentucky is one of them.

            Most states don’t though.

          4. Semi-Spartan Dad

            Isn’t the determination of who can build in right of way determined by an individual city or county? I don’t see how a blanket statement like that could work.

            There’s no high speed internet three houses down from me because that starts a different county which not allowed any high speed internet companies to distribute there. At least, that was the case 4 years ago when I was looking at houses. If they can ban all companies, they could just as easily allow a monopoly for one.

          5. TK

            Yes, your local areas could be real assholes about rights-of-way to effectively enforce a monopoly on internet service in your area, so I see your point. This is fairly rare in my experience though (financing competitive and incumbent fiber internet is literally what I do every day) – most cities and towns welcome additional infrastructure, particularly if its fiber wire. Overbuilding fiber wire doesn’t make economic sense unless its a very dense area, simply because its cost-prohibitive and the more a place is overbuilt, the less likely anyone including the incumbent will be able to maintain their infrastructure. In less dense areas that have an incumbent fiber-to-the-home provider, your best bet is to hope a transport company has already built a ring that you can lease dark fiber from.

            I thought you were referencing the explicit nation-wide enforcement of monopolies by the FCC, which was ended with the Telecommunications Act of 1996.

          6. Semi-Spartan Dad

            This is fairly rare in my experience though (financing competitive and incumbent fiber internet is literally what I do every day) – most cities and towns welcome additional infrastructure, particularly if its fiber wire.

            That’s a fair point. You haven’t observed any companies requiring that a city/county to grant them a monopoly as a condition of laying out the expenditure for new service infrastructure? I was under the impression this wasn’t uncommon, but freely admit to an ignorance of the topic.

          7. TK

            I’ve never seen any of my clients make a demand like that, no. But I don’t work with the big guys like Verizon and Comcast – so maybe they pull that kind of crap in the big cities. I should probably point out that all of my customers are serving areas with populations of 1 million or less

            I’ve never had a client tell me they couldn’t build into a competitors area because of a government monopoly either – even when they’re competing against big guys like mediacom or centurylink.

            This is all anecdotal though.

          8. Semi-Spartan Dad

            I may have to rethink my position, though I still say Comcast is evil incarnate. Thanks for sharing your experience.

          9. TK

            I have Comcast where I live (Verizon is also deployed here, but all they have is copper wire, not fiber) and I completely agree with you, Comcast is simply the worst.

      2. TK

        Its can’t just be cutthroat competition – its probably also impacted by population density, public policy regarding deployment in rural areas (emphasis or lack thereof) and, from what I’ve read, the Romanian people setting up their own internet networks before Romtelecom became a thing – which helped ease the cost of deployment.

        1. PieInTheSKy

          Romanian people setting up their own internet networks – that is under competition. I also said bellow it is more than just competition

          1. TK

            Haha I suppose it does Pie. I was thinking more within the context of competing companies but you make a good point.

    2. Good question. That is the one area where it’s cheaper over there – I can’t even get gigabit to my door.

    3. PieInTheSKy

      Aso ROmaia startede late and did not have legacy infrastructure so in many areas went directly to latest fiber optics.

      1. Gadfly

        This is a big part of it when you are comparing countries for internet: installing infrastructure is expensive, so one would expect that various localities will leapfrog one another in quality as the upgrade cycles roll around – installing the latest when an install takes place, but waiting a while between installs due to cost.

  10. trshmnstr

    It sounds like the cost of living is roughly equal to flyover country in the US. The gas is more expensive there and the rent is a bit cheaper.

    The average income there is roughly equal to minimum wage in the US. On average, a household in flyover US is making $3000 net/month

    1. Stop making my $86k/yr feel like a lot.

      1. Gadfly

        $86K/yr puts you in the second to highest income quintile in the US. It also is well above the threshold for top 10% globally. It’s a lot.

    2. But, but, FREE HELTHCAYR!

      1. Semi-Spartan Dad

        My finger got infected last week and isn’t getting better. I went to an online doctor this morning. Submitted my complaint and a photograph of my finger. Received a phone call from the doctor less than a minute from submitting. The doc called in an antibiotics prescription to a local pharmacy.

        Total time to see the doctor from initiating the visit to hanging up the phone… 10 minutes.
        Total cost for the “visit”… 10 dollars.

        Fuck free healthcare. Being able to pay 10 bucks for nearly instant medical service while sitting around at home is the height of healthcare evolution.

        1. where did you find this e-Doc?

          1. Nephilium

            Both my current job’s health care and my previous job’s health care covered remote doctors with no out of pocket expense. One of the programs was called Doctors on Demand.

          2. Semi-Spartan Dad

            It’s called MDLive. The pricing varies depending on your insurance.

            It’s been great. They’ll call in prescriptions for pretty much anything but pain killers.

          3. Need moar benzos.

          4. Psycho Effer

            The must have named it after one of the local casinos here (MD Live Casino).

        2. UnitedHealth has moved that direction too. Telemedicine is great.

        3. Threedoor

          Thats awesome.

    3. Urthona

      Can we avoid using the pejorative “flyover”? Bleh.

      1. trshmnstr

        It’s one of those things that has morphed into a term of pride.

        /guy who grew up in Indiana and Ohio, and who lived in Texas until recently

        1. Urthona

          Ok ok.

      2. Whenever someone says that, I think of the fact that I live at 7500 feet and the coasts are drinking my piss.

        1. Threedoor

          Colorado?

          1. The Mississibi river would send your Piss Suthen’s way rather than mine.

    4. kinnath

      Google Says:

      Historical Nominal Median Household Income for Iowa
      Date US Iowa
      2016 $57,617 $56,247
      2015 $55,775 $54,736
      2014 $53,657 $53,712
      2013 $52,250 $52,229

      1. trshmnstr

        I did $50k minus 25% for taxes then divided by 12 for monthly.

    5. Nephilium

      I was thinking the same thing, except the rent is right about what you would expect in suburban Cleveland (depending on area). That gas is a huge increase, but appears to be offset by lower utility costs. I’d also be interested to know what locally produced liquor runs, I can’t imagine that importing Jack is that cost effective (remembers a 70 Euro bottle of Bulleit).

  11. Do you drive or take public transit to work?

    1. PieInTheSKy

      public transport. The traffic is murder in Bucharest and I as an angry driver. I don’t mind my commute. The subway can be very crowded but I am not in it long. Only 5 minutes. And it is not most crowded when I take it cause I am a morning person and am usually in the subway by 7 30. From my home to the subway stop I walk about 1.5 miles, 22 23 minutes, Subway wait plus travel is like 7 and 4-5 minutes walk to my office. So my commute is 35 minutes out of which 28 is walking. I count the 3.5 miles I walk a day towards my exercise and I find it relaxing. Also no traffic and no gas costs.

  12. TK

    Wow, rent is cheap in Pieland. How much do evil bankers make in Romania? It is my chosen profession, after all…

    1. Depends… how willing are you to Soros it up?

    2. PieInTheSKy

      depends. I assume you are not talking teller but someone skilled in a higher place, 2 to 4 k USD a month after tax

      1. High end only makes as much take-home as I do? that is sad.

      2. TK

        Yeah, I’m essentially a loan officer – no one that high up, but I’ve climbed the ladder a few rungs so far. 4k would be a little more than 1/2 my current net take home here in the states. I’m still underpaid, however, compared to the median salary in the U.S. for this job.

        Btw, great article, as always Pie.

  13. Florida Man

    How much to rent Dracula’s house?
    *braces for cat Butt*

    1. It wasn’t a food joke…but it was close enough.

      1. Florida Man

        *clutches laser wound*
        Damn. Damn. Damn. Two weeks until retirement.

        1. Are you getting too old for this shit?

  14. Sounds like Uber/taxis in Romania are cheaper than the US.

    http://www.fox5ny.com/news/taxi-drivers-unfair-competition

    Good thing these guys aren’t in Bucharest.

    1. PieInTheSKy

      i don’t know how much they are in the US

  15. Michael

    …per liter…200 grams of unsalted 82% butter…350 grams of plain cheese…400 grams of cheap salami…300 grams of the good stuff…a dollar for 500 grams…dollar fifty per 300 grams…can be had for 3 dollar 350 grams…chicken is 4 dollars per kilogram…not too fancy cut of beef can be 8 to 12 dollars per kilogram…between 50 cents and one dollar per 500 ml can…2 to 4 dollars per 500 ml bottle…vodka is about 15 per 700 ml, Jack Daniel’s 23 per 700 ml…sugary crap sodas are generally 2.5-3 dollars per a six-pack of 330 ml cans…

    *blinks*

    1. Nephilium

      12 oz. = 355 mL… you mean everyone hasn’t memorized that off of their beer cans/bottles yet?

      1. I know my bread recipe takes a whole bottle.

        I know my cup does not.

      1. Bob Boberson

        Says the most prolific purveyor of fake units 😉

  16. mexican sharpshooter

    I would ask the moderators to catbutt any vampire jokes at this point

    It’s not the Catbutt I’m worried about here. It’s being impaled.

    1. mexican sharpshooter

      In all seriousness, COL there doesn’t sound too bad. A friend of mine stationed in Europe visited a couple years back, perhaps one of these days I’ll follow suit.

  17. Rasilio

    OT: Ohio Woman studies the ways of OMWC

    An Ohio teacher pleaded guilty to three counts of sexual battery on March 23, 2018, after having a child with a student she had adopted.

    https://www.chron.com/news/nation-world/article/Teacher-student-baby-sex-Ohio-guilty-12790692.php

    1. That is just wrong.

      1. Bob Boberson

        WOULDN’T

        1. AlexinCT

          That is why she had to adopt the student to force em to bang her…

    1. Bob Boberson

      Suthen and that author are absolutely right. I’m not interested in a dialogue or national conversation. Sorry grabbers, you can’t have my guns, full stop. No amount of legislating or even a repeal of the 2nd Amendment will change that. The BoR was an attempt to define my natural rights; it doesn’t grant them. Those rights don’t stop existing even if your wild repeal fever-dreams come to fruition. Fuck the gun grabbing lobby intent on disarming me. Fuck the victim-marionettes they are parading around. Fuck the DNC who would love to see me defenseless. Fuck the capitulating Republicans who will inevitably sell me out in a generous and one-sided display of bipartisanship. Fuck the public education system that teaches our kids that our rights are granted to us by the government. Fuck the navel-gazing American public whom has become too weak, complacent, and cowed to understand why we need the 2A to begin with.

      /deep exhale…..I feel slightly better now

      1. trshmnstr

        Any serious attempt at repealing the 2nd amendment is akin to a declaration of war. Any of this dream wanking about repealing the 2nd is akin to Saber rattling.

        1. Bob Boberson

          Amen.

      2. AlexinCT

        Suthen and that author are absolutely right. I’m not interested in a dialogue or national conversation.

        I used to want to do this until I realized that the only one arguing in good faith was me and the left just lied through their ass with full intention of eventually getting the ability to confiscate firearms from law abiding citizens.

    2. Drake

      Kurt Schlichter is hardcore. I really liked his People’s Republic book. Unfortunately it looks like he and Matthew Bracken are probably right in their dire predictions.

    3. Suthenboy

      “Justice McCryptkeeper”

      Heh.

  18. MikeS

    Another excellent article. At the rate Pie is going, soon I’m going to know more about Romania than America!

  19. mexican sharpshooter

    I was wondering about this. Last time I went car shopping I learned Volvos have a system to stop for pedestrians.

    Given that the XC90 was traveling at 40 miles per hour, in the second that it was able to detect the pedestrian, the vehicle traveled less than 60 feet. In a test by MotorTrend on a 2016 XC90, stopping distance from 60 miles per hour was around 113 feet, meaning that although the vehicle may have not come to a complete stop, it may have impacted the pedestrian at a significantly lower speed, possibly preventing the death from occurring.

    So it sounds like Uber might have disabled Volvo’s system. Good job guys.

    1. PieInTheSKy

      and it is plastic which makes it quite durable as opposed to paper. Especially if you forget it in a pocket in the washing machine

      1. So how much Romanian money is floating around in that Texas-sized trash vortex in the Pacific?

      2. invisible finger

        US paper money is actually linen, so no washing machine issues.

        1. Cotton, not linen.

      1. PieInTheSKy

        that is an oooold version. the 1000000 is now 100

        1. trshmnstr

          What happens to that old currency? Is it just commonly known that it is worth 100 now?

          1. trshmnstr

            Ah, so it’s the same bill, just updated. It would be interesting how they would do that in the US. There are 3 or 4 styles of bill in circulation for each denomination, and more for each type of coin. It would be difficult to determine whether a particular bill was from the old regime or the new one short of looking at issue dates.

          2. It’s simple – the new ones are all shades of red with M. Bison’s face on them.

    2. But Enough About Me

      Did someone say plastic currency?

        1. But Enough About Me

          Yep, Canucks studied the Aussie currency (in particular) before moving to polymer notes ourselves.

          At least we didn’t make each note a different form factor — my recent trip to Mexico kinda weirded me out when every note was a different size (like Euros).

    1. kinnath

      The 2nd amendment was written by men that lead a rebellion against their lawful government.

      1. Drake

        Yeh, I don’t understand how people miss that point. Or that the rebellion started with an attempted weapons confiscation.

        1. Psycho Effer

          Fucking Redcoats think they can take away my 6-pounder cannon? Cold, dead hands, bitches!”

        2. robc

          Two of them. The one in Mass, obviously. But the gunpowder incident in VA too.

    2. DOOMco

      Ugh.

    3. Suthenboy

      I have heard that one tossed around before. Everything they say is a lie. The authors spelled out very plainly why they wrote the second and what it meant.

      1. You mean people people opining on their pet causes haven’t read the federalist papers, the antifederalist papers and the various private correspondances of the framers?

        Oh, wait, neither have I. Maybe I should.

        1. trshmnstr

          As Mark Levin once said, start with the antifederalist papers. You’ll find something quite familiar about them. The federalists were the statists of the day.

  20. Gilmore

    ” we are talking about the new Leu (RON) versus the old Leu (ROL) after 4 zeroes were chopped off.”

    currency-conversions …

    (shudders in pain)

    if there is a kryptonite in my world, it is when some country decides “hey, lets just change what our money is worth”, and every single other economic metric suddenly requires translation from old-to-new versions. Which is generally the job handed to me. because god wants to punish me.

    1. PieInTheSKy

      funny enough 10 years later people still occasionally say oils values one million instead of one hundred.

    2. +1 trillion dollar coin

    3. robc

      if there is a kryptonite in my world, it is when some country decides “hey, lets just change what our money is worth”

      So…every single country, every single day?

      1. Gilmore

        not really what i mean

        exchange rates are easy. you simply translate and the translation itself is chartable year to year.

        currency-flips, when prior paper is effectively written off as worthless, and a country completely changes its base denominations (typically by slashing zeros)… are less-easy, particularly when what you’re doing is economic modeling/analysis. the numbers simply aren’t comparable anymore.

        its like changing the definition of a statistic midway through a series. you have to try and backward-translate what the historical data means in new terms. everything gets fucked up.

  21. DOOMco

    Inflation! At least you’re not Venezuela

  22. Drake

    How much for a 3 or 4 bedroom house? Many of us libertarian-Americans don’t get along well with others in tight spaces.

    1. PieInTheSKy

      buy or rent? city or suburbs?

      1. Drake

        Buy. Suburbs not too far out of town.

        1. PieInTheSKy

          something nice 150-250 thousand dollars

          1. Gilmore

            Holy shit the inside of that house is like a disco-dancing / coke-fueled orgy fantasy retreat

            also: the plot of land is the perfect site for your lawn-bowling/shooting range needs

          2. robc

            Spaghetti farm.

          3. PieInTheSKy

            well if I picked a standard one where’s the fun?

          4. PieInTheSKy

            anyway plots of land are weird in general in Romania due to the old habit of splitting the land among all children rather than giving it to the eldest. It is very fragmented.

          5. Number.6

            Obviously the former home of Romania’s equivalent of Hugh Hefner.

          6. Number.6

            That guy really liked his spacious shower facilities, IYKWIMAITTYD.

          7. Chipwooder

            I appreciate the stairway décor of paintings of naked women.

          8. Drake

            Okay – that’s comparable to lower cost areas of the U.S. A lot less than coastal areas like New Jersey, Massachusetts, and California.

    2. PieInTheSKy

      in the suburb where my mom lives which is quite close to the city you can have this

      https://www.imobiliare.ro/vanzare-case-vile/bucuresti-ilfov/mogosoaia/casa-de-vanzare-sau-de-inchiriat-5-camere-X3AJ110AS?lista=5482672

      2300 square feet 4 bedrooms 7000 square foot yard for 1000 euros so 1250 dollars

    3. PieInTheSKy

      my mom has a hose by the lake in the suburb and that is prime real estate because you have one side with guaranteed no neighbors

      https://www.olx.ro/oferta/teren-mogosoaia-martha-bibescu-1000mp-ID8hF29.html#1be7d3c3a4

      Land there is round 90 euros per square miter so you could get half an acre for 225k USD. You could build for an extra 400 dollars for square meter so a 2000 square feet house build just like you want on half an acre would be like 300k USD

  23. Old Man With Candy

    Do they allow immigration from American Jews with no ancestral connection and not a ton of money?

    1. PieInTheSKy

      I have no idea but I suppose so … But this is I assume a theoretical question as there are no Jews without a ton of money

      1. Old Man With Candy

        Meet me. California managed to extract the bulk of my wealth.

        1. PieInTheSKy

          is that counting your jew gold?

          1. Drake

            You might be thinking of leprechauns – they’re Irish.

          2. Bob Boberson

            Jew Gold:

            southpark.cc.com/clips/155015

          3. Scruffy Nerfherder

            He spent it all buying candy for orphans

          4. commodious spittoon

            It cost him a 100 Grand.

        2. MikeS

          And the Swissy took the rest?

    2. SP

      I have Romanian ancestry. Only 3 generations back. Should I start packing?

      And thank you for another great article, Pie. I love your dispatches from The Old Country.

      1. PieInTheSKy

        Sure. If the border guards ask anything say you are a friend of Pie.

  24. AlmightyJB

    Armaments?

    1. PieInTheSKy

      huh?

      1. AlmightyJB

        I’m assuming that there are black market AKs and Grenades everywhere.

        1. PieInTheSKy

          not really. you can get guns if you really try but not quite that easy.

          1. AlmightyJB

            Well I’m out then. Guess I’ll have to try someplace else.

  25. PieInTheSKy

    Speaking of prices Easter sale prices for whiskey in Romania

    https://www.finestore.ro/easter-sale

  26. Chipwooder

    All the women look like this, right?

    1. Bob Boberson

      That’s a lota WOULD right there.

    2. AlmightyJB

      After enough booze.

  27. CPRM

    My computer kept crashing on me. The only things I had changed were plugging in a new mic and unplugging a case fan. So I unplugged the mic and plugged the case fan back in. It’s been stable for over an hour. Not sure which caused the issue.

    1. Overheating due to lowered ventillation?

      1. CPRM

        The case was left slightly open while the fan was unplugged, but could be my processor is a heat maker.

        1. But Enough About Me

          Get a temp monitor. I use Core Temp 1.11, and like it.

    2. How old is it? Sometimes just picking up some fresh thermal grease, cleaning off the old gunk, and applying a fresh layer helps.

  28. Sour Kraut

    Strangely, some of this sounds more expensive than Budapest, where we took our February holiday. The three of us would have great meals in fine restaurants, I don’t think it ever ran over $50. On the other end, a Döner on the corner will set you back $1.75. The best seats at the Liszt Academy were in the $30-40 range. Maybe I was just calculating the exchange rate wrong.

    Here in Berlin a quite decent hooker is also $60 before any extras, but this is of course because it is all legal, which increases supply just a tad.

    1. PieInTheSKy

      50$ for 3 in a fine restaurant seems a bit cheap to me for Budapest.

      Berlin must have cheap hookers compared to rest of eastern Europe. Depending what you mean by extras

      1. trshmnstr

        Given that it’s Germany, I assume large quantities of shit.

      2. Sour Kraut

        My standards for fine meals, as well as hookers, are probably low. And I may have been thinking in EUR.

    2. Gilmore

      “$60 before any extras,

      (imagines complexity of Porsche-options-configurator)

      “Oh, you want a GIRL? (punches calculator) and you insist on she being how old? (calculates some more) hmmmm now, did you plan to specify number of limbs? well….”

  29. Don Escaped Texas

    “The Mississibi river would send your Piss Suthen’s way rather than mine.”

    It’s common for civic sewers to be overwhelmed by stormwater and then to simply discharge untreated material. I live in the Mississippi on a sand bar; the river has fallen a foot a day for a couple of weeks and left our happy park and trails slimed over with more than the usual sediment this winter.

    1. Don Escaped Texas

      With “something” more than the usual

  30. mikey

    Thanks Pie. Your posts and the comments they provoke always make fun afternoon reading.

  31. A Leap at the Wheel

    Romanians eat a lot of cold cuts

    This is my new favorite fact. I can’t wait to drop it into a conversation.

    Nice article Pie.

  32. KSuellington

    I was in Bucharest about ten years back. I was driving a British drive Skoda back from Istanbul to Amsterdam with a couple friends. Early in the morning I went out to try and change a couple hundred Euro into Lei. There was an exchange in this sort of closet and the rates looked good enough. I gave the woman behind the bulletproof glass my euro and she gave me back what I counted as about 20 euro short in Lei. I pointed to the sign with the rates. She pointed to a smaller sign below it written in Romanian that the rate above was only for travelers cheques and not cash. It was an obvious scam designed to rob tourists. I demanded it back and she refused.
    I was so pissed and hadn’t even had a coffee that morning that I took a pen I had I’m my pocket and changed a sign they had just inside (with the same fake rates) to what the rate actually was. As I was doing so a guy pushed me from behind and tried to lock me in the little closet. I pushed him back and we squared off to fight. He ended up cursing me in Romanian and ran off to get the guys who would have beaten me senseless had he managed to lock me in there. I took off back to the hotel before they could return, ticked off but glad I could still walk.

  33. Juan-Baptiste Emmanuel Seguin

    I’d be interested in Timisoara. The wife has some family originally from there.

    Moreover, what is the cost of machinery from Moldova?