Gary Johnson was that woman before he transitioned into a used up stoner. Good for him, though. Honestly
Just Say'n
on March 22, 2018 at 9:22 pm
His preferred pronoun is “No- shut the fuck up, you idiot”
DiegoF
on March 22, 2018 at 9:34 pm
Yes, and there she is in her lovely bride’s outfit, with her handsome groom, future NYC First Lady Chirlane McCray, before her leg lengthening surgery. It was an unconventional affair to be sure, but the delicious vanilla buttercream from the wonderful and talented artisans at Masterpiece Cakeshop was all tradition.
Just Say'n
on March 22, 2018 at 9:14 pm
These girls are obviously South Korean. They’ve clearly eaten recently.
Rufus the Monocled
on March 22, 2018 at 9:17 pm
WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO FIX NORTH KOREA?
Jokes aren’t gonna cut it.
Though it’s good enough for me.
DiegoF
on March 22, 2018 at 9:20 pm
Isn’t this just the one? Are these the royal body doubles for the young Empress Dowager of South Korea or something?
Lachowsky
on March 22, 2018 at 9:21 pm
Mr. Mulatto, I tastefully agree with your preference in womanly body proportions. I will suggest caution though. When choosing a mate, one who is already properly proportioned will not end up properly proportioned.
I married a 105 pound skinny girl. After 8 years of my proper cooking and a baby, she is just right.
I know several guys who married absolutely fabulously proportioned Mexican gals. After a decade they are married to fat women.
Just beware.
Just Say'n
on March 22, 2018 at 9:23 pm
You, my friend, are wise
Heroic Mulatto
on March 22, 2018 at 9:26 pm
My wife was 85 pounds when I married her.
Gustave Lytton
on March 22, 2018 at 9:31 pm
Wow. Thai brides are cheap. Just like the ads say.
Thai sex is paid for in dollars, you nincompoop. He means in weight. And it would appear from said measurement that this particular black man sprung for the under-3’11” discount. No “mulatto rich” poor financial decisions for this guy.
straffinrun
on March 22, 2018 at 9:48 pm
That’s one way to save on postage, Cheapo.
Heroic Mulatto
on March 22, 2018 at 9:52 pm
I’m half Jewish, a quarter Scottish, part Indian, part Afro-Caribbean, and part Chinese.
Do you think I have ever spent any money for any thing?
I enjoyed today’s homepage caption, btw, HM. I presume they are the lyrics from the latest Psy joint?
Heroic Mulatto
on March 22, 2018 at 10:03 pm
“Pig disgusting” is a classic meme.
DiegoF
on March 22, 2018 at 10:07 pm
Oh are all your captions memes? Jesus I am behind the time. I always thought you combed the web for bizarre exotica to deliver to us fresh. Next you’re going to tell me all your disturbing links are classic memes too.
Hell if I care. I get my pirated IP from Russia like a loyal American.
CPRM
on March 22, 2018 at 10:13 pm
The partially black man is turning this fine family friendly site into a house of sin! I applaud his efforts.
DiegoF
on March 22, 2018 at 10:22 pm
House of whatever it may be, i am surprised you can even see him with those shades on indoors like that.
CPRM
on March 22, 2018 at 10:26 pm
Only when he smiles.
Just Say'n
on March 22, 2018 at 10:28 pm
Apparently Billy Corgan is not woke at all. I’m hoping this will drive down ticket sales so it’s cheaper to see the Smashing Pumpkins. Because it’s the 90s apparently
Oh shit. The fact that Serge is on your list at all, much less in 2nd makes the entire thing a pointless waste of everyone’s time.
CPRM
on March 22, 2018 at 10:51 pm
Del Amitri got famous with ‘Roll To Me’ which wasn’t that good, but they had good songs.
CPRM
on March 22, 2018 at 10:57 pm
I wish one of the radio stations I worked for had 90s rock, then I could reintroduced lost gems like Oleander.
commodious spittoon
on March 22, 2018 at 11:10 pm
Does anyone else find it almost impossible to objectify these women? And not because she’s someone’s daughter, but because just posing for these photos indicates she’s a huge pain in the ass, and how can you properly objectify a woman whose entire shtick is sexual unavailability by way of commodification? When I get commercials for San Diego tourism, it’s instantly obvious that in no way will my San Diego vacation approach what’s being advertised. I’m being shown something that literally cannot exist in reality. You’ll show up at the airport sweating and bedraggled and unhappy, your ungracious bratty kids in tow, your wife mentally thumbing through divorce papers, and that’s going to be the highlight of your trip. I can’t help but see Instagram hoes in the same light. This isn’t like that one raunchy moment in junior high when that one chick exposed a bit of her midriff by accident and it’s stuck with you for decades despite all the porn you’ve watched and sex you’ve had. It’s just some pain in the ass showing you something you’d rather fantasize about.
CPRM
on March 22, 2018 at 11:16 pm
It’s like that lost moment in college before I started drinking and the chick I was into apologized for flashing me when she was drunk, but I wasn’t there because I was sober, but I knew she wanted me to have been there. But I wouldn’t go out drinking with her, so nothing ever materialized. And because of that heartbreak I started drinking, but then she dropped out. Is that what you mean? Or am I personalizing your message too much? Here, enjoy some 90s rock.
Heroic Mulatto
on March 22, 2018 at 11:24 pm
Get a load of Debbie Downer here!
Sir Digby Chicken Caesar
on March 22, 2018 at 11:25 pm
Half of them look they ham Downs Syndrome. Not that that is an instant turn off, but then you have to wonder about faculties, Bennie and June situations, kind of ruins the fantasy.
The band really began with a cool little outfit called Trip Shakespeare: Dan and Matt Wilson, John Munson and Elaine Harris. Dan Wilson started Semisonic with John Munson. Matt Wilson ended up with Chan Polling of the Suburbs in an excellent band called The New Standards.
Dan also wrote Someone Like You for/with Adele. Talented dude.
CPRM
on March 22, 2018 at 11:49 pm
Given my bent on 90s music, a thicc thursday post and Q being around, I present the most euphemistic video I’ve ever seen: Semisonic, Get a Grip.
Tundra
on March 22, 2018 at 11:56 pm
I love Semisonic. My reply to 9 is lost in multi-link moderation. Good memories – thanks for going down that rabbit hole.
CPRM
on March 23, 2018 at 12:01 am
Not that I will say what it is, but the name of my company came from a Semisonic track; people ask me all the time where I got the name, and I feel kind of stupid saying that, so I usually make something up.
Tundra
on March 23, 2018 at 12:10 am
Sunshine and Chocolate?
CPRM
on March 23, 2018 at 12:13 am
No, my favorite track off of Chemistry is the sappy One True Love. Not from that album.
I just got home from the airport. My flight was not remotely that cool.
CPRM
on March 23, 2018 at 12:43 am
I like that it is both Dan Wilson, and can be interpreted as sympathetic to our message. (couldn’t resist, John Cusack is our thing, and Big Brother can’t take that away from us!)
Gustave Lytton
on March 23, 2018 at 12:46 am
I hate excessively warm cabins.
CPRM
on March 23, 2018 at 12:49 am
You know who didn’t like a warm cabin? Uncle Tom, that’s who, you racist!
Tundra
on March 23, 2018 at 12:50 am
Sorry, Gustave.
My flight wasn’t nearly that groovy, baby, yeah!
Sir Digby Chicken Caesar
on March 23, 2018 at 12:51 am
It doesn’t matter his stated preference, Tundra and I have co-opted him into the shitlord leagues against his will…soon he will become a symbol of freedom hatred…Muhahahaha
Tundra
on March 23, 2018 at 12:57 am
Yeah. we know he’s a douchebag.
Sir Digby Chicken Caesar
on March 23, 2018 at 1:01 am
I thought I did, too. But, that caught me off guard. Just why in the hell did he do The Jack Bull in the first place?
CPRM
on March 23, 2018 at 1:07 am
If I ever get the funding for a full Hat and hair cartoon show, I’ll drag him into the fight against his will. It’ll be fun. Thanks again sir digby for your contribution, waiting on on other funds to decide whether to allocate your funds toward the software or a new mic.
Sir Digby Chicken Caesar
on March 23, 2018 at 1:17 am
My pleasure, and you are welcome. I may be able to put a bit more down in April.
If we’re going for famous talent, Vince Vaughn is much better on liberty issues. Or, maybe ask for a pool table.
CPRM
on March 23, 2018 at 12:05 am
I made sure to listen to ‘Across The Great Divide‘ every time I did so after hearing the song.
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San Francisco has a reputation as one of the prettiest cities in the world, but a survey of more than 150 downtown blocks has revealed streets covered with garbage, human excrement and hypodermic needles across the liberal city.
In all, the survey by NBC Bay Area took in 153 blocks — an area that includes City Hall and several schools.
“The investigation revealed trash littered across every block,” the station reported. “The survey also found 41 blocks dotted with needles and 96 blocks sullied with piles of feces.”
The survey results led a University of California, Berkeley infectious disease expert to compare downtown San Francisco to slums in developing countries.
“The contamination is … much greater than communities in Brazil or Kenya or India,” Dr. Lee Riley told the station. Riley added that discarded needles could cause HIV and Hepatitis B and C, while dried feces can cause potentially dangerous viruses.
***
Seattle University’s Christopher Paul, chair of the communication department, wants to rid the genre of “toxic” elements like “skill and technique” and “hard work” that results in accomplishment, as detailed in his new book The Toxic Meritocracy of Video Games.
The gamer and gender-issues professor is outraged that the “typical narrative in a game is a rags to riches story where the player propels the character into a key role and perhaps even attains god-like status,” he told Campus Reform.
Paul prefers games like Mario Party because they emphasize the “collective” and account for “luck, contingency, and serendipity,” which drew this personal rebuke from Robby Soave at Reason:
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Heroic Mulatto: Age 5
RIP Gary
What you talking’ ’bout?
Gary Johnson was that woman before he transitioned into a used up stoner. Good for him, though. Honestly
His preferred pronoun is “No- shut the fuck up, you idiot”
Yes, and there she is in her lovely bride’s outfit, with her handsome groom, future NYC First Lady Chirlane McCray, before her leg lengthening surgery. It was an unconventional affair to be sure, but the delicious vanilla buttercream from the wonderful and talented artisans at Masterpiece Cakeshop was all tradition.
These girls are obviously South Korean. They’ve clearly eaten recently.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO FIX NORTH KOREA?
Jokes aren’t gonna cut it.
Though it’s good enough for me.
Isn’t this just the one? Are these the royal body doubles for the young Empress Dowager of South Korea or something?
Mr. Mulatto, I tastefully agree with your preference in womanly body proportions. I will suggest caution though. When choosing a mate, one who is already properly proportioned will not end up properly proportioned.
I married a 105 pound skinny girl. After 8 years of my proper cooking and a baby, she is just right.
I know several guys who married absolutely fabulously proportioned Mexican gals. After a decade they are married to fat women.
Just beware.
You, my friend, are wise
My wife was 85 pounds when I married her.
Wow. Thai brides are cheap. Just like the ads say.
If only that were true…
Thai sex is paid for in dollars, you nincompoop. He means in weight. And it would appear from said measurement that this particular black man sprung for the under-3’11” discount. No “mulatto rich” poor financial decisions for this guy.
That’s one way to save on postage, Cheapo.
I’m half Jewish, a quarter Scottish, part Indian, part Afro-Caribbean, and part Chinese.
Do you think I have ever spent any money for any thing?
I’d like to see the tricks you could teach a pug.
Here you go.
We must be related, I’m that tight too.
Oh holy shit he actually does have a Thai wife? Jesus you people are brutal.
I assume I’m too late for any army-of-golfers jokes, so I’ll just quit this line of conversation right here.
Why do you think I named my daughter Ariya?
1, 2, 3, 4…I declare trade war!
I enjoyed today’s homepage caption, btw, HM. I presume they are the lyrics from the latest Psy joint?
“Pig disgusting” is a classic meme.
Oh are all your captions memes? Jesus I am behind the time. I always thought you combed the web for bizarre exotica to deliver to us fresh. Next you’re going to tell me all your disturbing links are classic memes too.
The world is a
ghettomeme.I thought All The World Is A Stag.
Still got that one on vinyl.
5, 6, 7, 8 try to keep your balance of payments straight.
Wait, now ordinary tariffs are sanctions? Or did the orange one actually issue sanctions against China?
He’s seeking sanctions over IP theft.
Hell if I care. I get my pirated IP from Russia like a loyal American.
The partially black man is turning this fine family friendly site into a house of sin! I applaud his efforts.
House of whatever it may be, i am surprised you can even see him with those shades on indoors like that.
Only when he smiles.
Apparently Billy Corgan is not woke at all. I’m hoping this will drive down ticket sales so it’s cheaper to see the Smashing Pumpkins. Because it’s the 90s apparently
Listening to early 00s music with asian girls in the video, as the post requires.
Billy Corgan looks pretty Asian. I consider it to be on topic.
Your post, on the other hand, is Japanese and not Korean. Not on topic
You got me. One, nothing wrong with me. Two, nothing wrong with me. Three, nothing wrong with me.
Shit. I remember that song.
Best 90s bands:
(5) Rage Against the Machine
(4) Nirvana
(3) Smashing Pumpkins
(2) System of a Down
(1) Sublime
Shocking, I know (plus I’ve been drinking)
My list is all over the place. Especially going to the 90s. No Collective Soul? I was into pop, punk, metal and hard rock.
I was hoping for Heavy, but it’ll do.
Heavy was 00s, I was going with the 90s theme.
Ahh! So right….
Yes, WTRF would be the 90’s CS pinnacle.
Carry on with your excellent work.
I dunno, Precious Declaration was 90s, that’s a close second, because it has good riffs and harmonies.
Not bad. And, no, I wasn’t familiar with it.
I was more a Tonic man, myself.
If You Could Only See all of Collective Soul’s catalog.
Oh shit. The fact that Serge is on your list at all, much less in 2nd makes the entire thing a pointless waste of everyone’s time.
Del Amitri got famous with ‘Roll To Me’ which wasn’t that good, but they had good songs.
I wish one of the radio stations I worked for had 90s rock, then I could reintroduced lost gems like Oleander.
Does anyone else find it almost impossible to objectify these women? And not because she’s someone’s daughter, but because just posing for these photos indicates she’s a huge pain in the ass, and how can you properly objectify a woman whose entire shtick is sexual unavailability by way of commodification? When I get commercials for San Diego tourism, it’s instantly obvious that in no way will my San Diego vacation approach what’s being advertised. I’m being shown something that literally cannot exist in reality. You’ll show up at the airport sweating and bedraggled and unhappy, your ungracious bratty kids in tow, your wife mentally thumbing through divorce papers, and that’s going to be the highlight of your trip. I can’t help but see Instagram hoes in the same light. This isn’t like that one raunchy moment in junior high when that one chick exposed a bit of her midriff by accident and it’s stuck with you for decades despite all the porn you’ve watched and sex you’ve had. It’s just some pain in the ass showing you something you’d rather fantasize about.
It’s like that lost moment in college before I started drinking and the chick I was into apologized for flashing me when she was drunk, but I wasn’t there because I was sober, but I knew she wanted me to have been there. But I wouldn’t go out drinking with her, so nothing ever materialized. And because of that heartbreak I started drinking, but then she dropped out. Is that what you mean? Or am I personalizing your message too much? Here, enjoy some 90s rock.
Get a load of Debbie Downer here!
But, she didn’t get a load; that’s the problem!
This is an excellent copypasta.
And how many drinks have you had?
THICC bikini Thursday.
https://imgur.com/gallery/VARHi
THICC.
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/05/22/3c/05223c4cb89956504b0abeafd93e0328.jpg
Pear shape.
http://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5isijTXTo1qfay5no1_r1_500.jpg
Cushion for the pushin’.
https://www.fuckyeahcurvygirls.com/wp-content/uploads/thickandbustybabeinbikini-14858160524gn8k.jpg
Dangerous curves.
http://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/110418/07/4dac50db1e019.jpg
Ok, this one can pass me the mustard.
First one is Selena Gomez aged forward 10 years?
Half of them look they ham Downs Syndrome. Not that that is an instant turn off, but then you have to wonder about faculties, Bennie and June situations, kind of ruins the fantasy.
Putting the huge in huge pains in the asses.
Tell me you wouldn’t dive into that Nubian princess.
OK, now I get the focus of HM’s last post.
I would be interested to know if any of our Twin City Glibs had ever heard of Semisonic before Closing Time Made them famous (they’re from there).
The band really began with a cool little outfit called Trip Shakespeare: Dan and Matt Wilson, John Munson and Elaine Harris. Dan Wilson started Semisonic with John Munson. Matt Wilson ended up with Chan Polling of the Suburbs in an excellent band called The New Standards.
One of my faves from Trip Shakespere
Another.
A good one from Semisonic.
Dan also wrote Someone Like You for/with Adele. Talented dude.
Given my bent on 90s music, a thicc thursday post and Q being around, I present the most euphemistic video I’ve ever seen: Semisonic, Get a Grip.
I love Semisonic. My reply to 9 is lost in multi-link moderation. Good memories – thanks for going down that rabbit hole.
Not that I will say what it is, but the name of my company came from a Semisonic track; people ask me all the time where I got the name, and I feel kind of stupid saying that, so I usually make something up.
Sunshine and Chocolate?
No, my favorite track off of Chemistry is the sappy One True Love. Not from that album.
Act Naturally is my favorite sappy one.
Your in flight music.
I just got home from the airport. My flight was not remotely that cool.
I like that it is both Dan Wilson, and can be interpreted as sympathetic to our message. (couldn’t resist, John Cusack is our thing, and Big Brother can’t take that away from us!)
I hate excessively warm cabins.
You know who didn’t like a warm cabin? Uncle Tom, that’s who, you racist!
Sorry, Gustave.
My flight wasn’t nearly that groovy, baby, yeah!
Yeah, it looks like ol’ John-boy has other ideas
It doesn’t matter his stated preference, Tundra and I have co-opted him into the shitlord leagues against his will…soon he will become a symbol of
freedomhatred…MuhahahahaYeah. we know he’s a douchebag.
I thought I did, too. But, that caught me off guard. Just why in the hell did he do The Jack Bull in the first place?
If I ever get the funding for a full Hat and hair cartoon show, I’ll drag him into the fight against his will. It’ll be fun. Thanks again sir digby for your contribution, waiting on on other funds to decide whether to allocate your funds toward the software or a new mic.
My pleasure, and you are welcome. I may be able to put a bit more down in April.
If we’re going for famous talent, Vince Vaughn is much better on liberty issues. Or, maybe ask for a pool table.
I made sure to listen to ‘Across The Great Divide‘ every time I did so after hearing the song.
Nice…
So JS wants more Korean in his music videos? Ok
https://youtu.be/mI3iW8k7OaI
I couldn’t understand what they was sayin, must be jihadi shit, lets nukem!
?, return of Thicc Thursday
extra early links
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/02/20/disturbing-survey-finds-trash-needles-feces-littering-streets-san-francisco.html
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San Francisco has a reputation as one of the prettiest cities in the world, but a survey of more than 150 downtown blocks has revealed streets covered with garbage, human excrement and hypodermic needles across the liberal city.
In all, the survey by NBC Bay Area took in 153 blocks — an area that includes City Hall and several schools.
“The investigation revealed trash littered across every block,” the station reported. “The survey also found 41 blocks dotted with needles and 96 blocks sullied with piles of feces.”
The survey results led a University of California, Berkeley infectious disease expert to compare downtown San Francisco to slums in developing countries.
“The contamination is … much greater than communities in Brazil or Kenya or India,” Dr. Lee Riley told the station. Riley added that discarded needles could cause HIV and Hepatitis B and C, while dried feces can cause potentially dangerous viruses.
***
Gunman holds hostages in French supermarket, claims allegiance to ISIS; 1 dead, reports say
http://www.foxnews.com/world/2018/03/23/gunman-holds-hostages-in-french-supermarket-claims-allegiance-to-isis-1-dead-reports-say.html
Professor tells black engineer club to let him know when there’s a white engineer club. Outrage promptly ensues.
https://www.thecollegefix.com/post/43290/
it’s too early for something this dumb
The problem with video games is they reward hard work, professor argues
https://www.thecollegefix.com/post/43261/
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Seattle University’s Christopher Paul, chair of the communication department, wants to rid the genre of “toxic” elements like “skill and technique” and “hard work” that results in accomplishment, as detailed in his new book The Toxic Meritocracy of Video Games.
The gamer and gender-issues professor is outraged that the “typical narrative in a game is a rags to riches story where the player propels the character into a key role and perhaps even attains god-like status,” he told Campus Reform.
Paul prefers games like Mario Party because they emphasize the “collective” and account for “luck, contingency, and serendipity,” which drew this personal rebuke from Robby Soave at Reason:
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