Wednesday Morning Links

Well, today’s the last day to take a deep breath and get ready for the Sweet 16 games. And I don’t care if you use a rosary, some beads, put on a yarmulke or lay face-down on a rug, I need your prayers. So take a moment right now, assume your position or don your prayerwear or do whatever you need and let’s all say in unison: “Dear _______ (God, Allah, Yahweh, Buddha, Odin, FSM, some 32-armed dude with a elephant head), please share your grace with the world. Please, ________, deliver us from the scourge that is the Blue Devils. Place your loving hand on the bald dome of Jimmy Boeheim, whom you’ve already blessed with a wife that’s too hot for him by a mile, and give him the strength to overcome Coach K’s incessant playing of the officials and getting calls nobody else gets. And though he asks for forgiveness for being a dirty punk, please hold off on granting it to Grayson Allen lest he decide to trip again.  In your name. Amen.”

I sure hope that works. I’m not sure the world can suffer another Duke win. ::Sigh::

Bunches of games on the ice last night. The results were: Islanders over the Penguins, Blue Jackets over Rangers. Oilers topped the Hurricanes, the Capitals beat the Stars, the Panthers topped the Senators, the Red Wings were better than the Flyers, The Lightning outlasted the Maple Leafs, the Jets beat the Kangz, Army/Vegas took down the Canucks, the Sharks blasted the Debbils, and the Blackhawks reached a new low in getting thumped by the Avalanche. Sorry, Swissy.

I got nothing else in sports. There are some slow weeks, and it’ll get worse before it gets better next week as we are still short of the playoffs and baseball will still not have started and the CBB final four starts too late in the week to really talk about much.  I’ll figure something out.  But until then, let’s focus on…the links!

It looks like the Austin bomber has killed himself as the cops closed in. Dude must have wanted to get caught. There’s no other explanation for his change in M.O. and going to a Fedex store to drop his packages off. Well, good riddance, asshole. Which means its time for the other assholes out there to ascribe motive, collectivize guilt and start sticking their hands out for donations/government handouts to various grievance groups. I hope I am able to tune that part of the circus out.

NOAA temp data now available in the fiction section of your research library

NOAA! NOAA! You got some splainin to do. LOL, JK. They won’t have to explain shit. Their cultists will still believe whatever they say, regardless of the fact that virtually all of their science is based on made-up bullshit. You know, at least those of us who believe in God are honest enough to call our beliefs a religion that’s faith-based.  These assholes try to pass their faith off as science.

Damn, dude. Next time take a friend or two. Seriously, that’s one tough son of a bitch. But still…get some friends and take them with you next time.

“I’m gonna vote for Kennedy…then kill Bart Simpson.”

Pritzker defeated Kennedy (yes, another one. They’re like mushrooms.) in the Illinois Democrat primary for the governor’s race. And it has caused an amazing level of butthurt by Kennedy supporters sycophants.  Seriously, Pritzker is an odious creature that probably conspired with Blago to sell the Obama seat. But that’s part and parcel of Chicagoland politics.  Perhaps Kennedy needs to take a page out of the family playbook and go on a drug-fueled bender or two, perhaps with a serious accident thrown in the mix, and then run for office as a story of redemption and overcoming adversity. Seems to work for his generation of that corrupt family.

I can’t think of a better way for the government to collect delinquent taxes than to shut the business down that owes them ahead of what could be an exceptionally busy (and revenue-generating) time. Bravo, IRS…you dumbshits.

Rumors abound as to where the Trump-Kim summit will be held. Will they pick a neutral country? the DMZ? One of the nations’ capitals? A warship? Nobody knows. (::Whispers to self: Please be Russia. Please be Russia. Please be Russia.::)

For our under-appreciated Canadian friends. Pour nos amis canadiens sous-estimés.

Have a wonderful middle of the week!

Comments

528 responses to “Wednesday Morning Links”

  1. DiegoF

    you’re mom gay

    1. WTF

      As opposed to dad gay?

    2. Trolleric the Goth

      your dad lesbian

      1. AlexinCT

        I am a lesbian trapped in a man’s body….

      2. Heroic Mulatto

        your granny tranny.

        1. Trolleric the Goth

          he gets it!

    3. Brasidas

      Did Gay, your mom, hit her head and forget about you?

    1. DiegoF

      Now he’ll never spill his guts!

      1. leonadasiv

        I was hoping for an explosive revelation.

        1. Mr Lizard

          Well it certainly won’t be a clean conclusion

          1. leonadasiv

            Will there be any fallout?

    2. leonadasiv

      *Golf clap*

    3. *narrows gaze at the lot of ye*

      1. Mr Lizard

        You will pull out puns from our cold ironic hands

        *hisses from tree branch, extends middle claw*

        1. #$%&, he is in a tree…so much for unplugging the warming rock!

          *stomps off in a huff*

    4. Suthenboy

      Meh. I am not going to say anything about this because I dont want to give anyone ideas. Fuckin’ firecrackers. Good riddance.

      1. AlexinCT

        Agreed Suthen.

    5. Professional Beach Bum

      Yeah, he painted the inside of his car with himself about a mile from the stepdaughter’s house, about 5 miles from mine. I was hoping I had left this kind of shit behind in Iraq 15 years ago, but I guess uncivilized fucks can do their uncivilized crap everywhere these days.

    1. leonadasiv

      I’d prefer the thunderdome, but that will have to do.

      1. DiegoF

        Hmm. I think there may be room for a bored, frustrated Hillary to play a role in world affairs again!

        “You think I don’t know the law? Wasn’t it me who wrote it?”

        1. Bob Boberson

          So who gets to be Master-Blaster?

          1. Bob Boberson

            Duh….stupid question, we all know that’s Trumputin…….Does that make Kim Mel Gibson?

    2. Chafed

      That would be funny. I imagine it would be more of a slap fight than anything else.

      1. DiegoF

        Probably would look like that so-called “Fight Club” that they uncovered at Bronx Science a few years back. But I’d be hoping for something a little more like the scene in Brüno.

      2. JaimeRoberto

        But the trash talking would be awesome.

    3. Idle Hands

      I kind of want DMZ with both armies amassed on either side and they meet in the middle at a table set up.

      1. DiegoF

        They already have a negotiating table, in a little room, set up in the DMZ, right down the border. Check out the pictures!

        1. DiegoF

          A longstanding permanent setup for any negotiations that come up, that is. Not one Kim and Trump have especially made for the occasion.

        2. Rhywun

          “On one day every year for the last 40 years, the humans send one representative. The Cylons Norks send no one.”

          1. DiegoF

            If that spirit squad in the Olympics is the best the Norks can do for hotties (and they’re Asians!) then I do not think they’ll be sending anyone impressive enough to get anyone to interrupt his nap. They better be secretly advanced enough under those bunkers to make a real Six if they expect to get anywhere with those negotiations.

          2. Zunalter

            I think most of the real Nork hotties have been crushed to death under the Dear Leaders girthy gunt, so their remaining options were limited.

          3. AlexinCT

            ^^^^THIS^^^^

            I still remember the youtube video where the hawt NK refugee girl that had first escaped NK at 13 only to land in China where she and her sister & mom were basically “slave labor for a few years” was pointing out she had to be dissuaded from liking fat guys. She pointed out that when she grew up a fat guy was a rich and powerful guy, so that made him attractive and the one to go for.

            So fat rocket man is DA MAN in NK, and all the girls want some of that….

          4. DiegoF

            Is it also hot to look like an ugly 12 year old with a haircut that looks like it can’t decide between the butt cut, flat top, or guido slickback models of circa 1990? Because if so he is pulling even more pussy than the average porker.

          5. Number.6

            I guess what Alex is sayin’ that I should be going out trying to score a few Nork escapee chicks.

            Fun fact: “Norks” is Australian for “sweater puppies”

    4. robc

      They should do it on the golf course.

      1. Zunalter

        Famously, Il shot an 18 the first time he ever played golf. If his son takes after him, Trump is in for a rough time.

  2. Slammer


    BACK TO WORK FOR DEPUTY WHO ACCIDENTALLY SHOT WIFE

    Deputy Jose Rivera previously entered a guilty plea in Grant County Superior Court to one count of reckless endangerment in connection with the Aug. 9, 2017 accidental shooting of his wife, Sydney Rivera. Per a recommendation from the Franklin County Prosecutor’s Office, which was prosecuting the case at the request of the Grant County Prosecutor’s Office, and the defense, Rivera was sentenced to a total of 364 days in jail, with 356 days suspended and the remaining eight days converted to 48 hours of community service.

    As a part of the plea agreement, Rivera was ordered to deliver 15 public presentations on gun safety. When he was initially charged Rivera was facing two counts of third-degree assault in addition to the reckless endangerment charge. The assault charges were dropped in the plea agreement.

    “As the result of the findings of the investigation and the sentence, and after a great deal of reflection, thought and prayer, I have decided that Rivera will be resume his duties as a deputy for the Grant County Sheriff’s Office,” Sheriff Tom Jones said. “As he was convicted of a gross misdemeanor, it does not preclude him from returning to duty. Deputy Rivera fully cooperated with investigators, was forthcoming with information, and completed all necessary tasks which he was directed to complete. The incident was a tragic accident and certainly one which Deputy Rivera has learned from.”

    On the night of the shooting Rivera, who had been a cop for about five years at the time, was “dry-firing” a Springfield XD 9mm gun in his Moses Lake home. Rivera was testing out the laser on the weapon and pointed the gun, which was loaded, at Sydney and accidentally pulled the trigger.

      1. AlexinCT

        She had it coming brah!

    1. Negroni Please

      “was “dry-firing” a Springfield XD 9mm gun in his Moses Lake home. Rivera was testing out the laser on the weapon and pointed the gun, which was loaded, at Sydney and accidentally pulled the trigger.”

      a) he doesn’t know what dry firing is
      or
      b) he doesn’t know what “accidentally” pulling the trigger is

      Also good work keeping the weapon pointed in a safe direction.

      1. Stinky Wizzleteats

        On an XD, which has a grip safety, it’s pretty fucking hard to accidentally pull the trigger.

    2. Stinky Wizzleteats

      How does being careless with a firearm not preclude you from being a cop? Jeez.

      1. WTF

        I’m pretty sure “careless with a firearm” is one of the requirements.

      1. Suthenboy

        “I love my wife to death.”

        Yeah, we got that.

      2. The picture is from GoFundMe.

        That idiot shot his wife, taxpayers will be covering the insurance premiums that will go up because of the multimillion-dollar claim, she will probably end up suing the city since it was a cop who shot her, and they’re running a fucking gofundme on top of all that?

        Christ, what a bunch of assholes.

      3. Old Man With Candy

        What’s the thing on her chest?

        1. Slammer

          Looks like a scar. Maybe he stabbed her by accident.

        2. Enough About Palin

          The scar from a poorly performed C-section?

          1. DiegoF

            I was guessing open heart surgery. But maybe her uterus is up there because her vaj is under her sternum like the chick Tommy Wiseau fucks in The Room.

    3. leonadasiv

      “Rivera was testing out the laser on the weapon and pointed the gun, which was loaded, at Sydney and accidentally pulled the trigger”

      Only cops have the training to safely handle guns.

      Also, “accidentally”.

      Finally, I recently was in the jury selection (wasn’t seated) for the trial of a man who had shot at a Robber who was fleeing the scene. They were throwing the book at him: four felony counts. We can talk details later, but it’s bullshit that we have dipshits like this, yet the “public isn’t trained to carry weapons” and if you make a similar “mistake” you are duly prosecuted, but the Kings men get all sorts of b exceptions.

      1. DiegoF

        If we are going to be scaling back anyone’s firearms rights at all, it should be people who have already demonstrated they are a menace with them. How perverse that this man is getting back not only his piece, but his badge to go with it? Where is the pubic outrage on this? I guarantee you if there were a hot new club drug rumored to be popular among the Columbia Basin kids, the whole fucking place would be up in arms. And at some point some working mom will leave her 8-year-old in the car while she pops into Starbucks for a job application form to take home; and some cunt in a may-I-speak-with-your-manager haircut will call 911 and this very deputy would arrive to “save” the child. (And it’ll make the news and everybody will gasp at the mom like a monster.)

    4. MikeS

      As a part of the plea agreement, Rivera was ordered to deliver 15 public presentations on gun safety.

      Good idea

      1. leonadasiv

        Rivera: See here, you never want to point the gun at someone, like this *Blam*… Ah fuck.

        1. Negroni Please

          Thank god. Now when someone films his demonstration, we can get an updated high def version of this classic
          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfONckOPyaI

          1. l0b0t

            Made my very first Left Hand yesterday (Holy Mackerel, those Luxardo cherries are expensive) and it was spectacular. Thank you very much for the knowledge.

          2. Negroni Please

            Awesome! An easy cocktail to make that will impress the hell out of anyone you invite into your libertarian prepper homestead compound. I’m glad you liked it.

          3. l0b0t

            I started with Buffalo Trace but found it was too smooth to be assertive enough against the other ingredients. A quick dash to my local and a bottle of Knob Creek Rye made all the difference. My regular drinks are my own creations – L0b0t’s Folly (Bourbon, black cherry juice, ginger ale, and a splash of amaretto if feeling fancy) and Screaming Mimi (Bourbon, unsweetened cranberry juice, lime, ginger ale).

          4. Negroni Please

            If you like rye in your cocktails give Rittenhouse Rye a shot. It’s by far my favorite cocktail rye. A “barely legal” rye, this one is a perfect midway point between bourbon and true rye. And as such it works great in pretty much every cocktail. Being 100 proof doesn’t hurt either.

            I could be wrong because I haven’t checked in a while, but I believe Knob Creek Rye is a MGP sourced whiskey. I personally don’t like this trend of sourcing other distillers products and claiming you made it. I need to look into it and see if this is true.

          5. l0b0t

            Thanks, I’ll pick up a Rittenhouse next time out. The Knob Creek thing makes me uneasy; it smacks of Democratic People’s Brown Ethanol Distillery Collective #7 (Product for export only!).

          6. Negroni Please

            At least at first glance Knob Creek seems safe from the MGP sourcing scourge. But Bulleit Rye, Dickel Rye, Redemption Rye, and Templeton Rye are all still frauds.

          7. MikeS

            Templeton is for sure. But the other three don’t claim to distill their own do they? I’m think they just say “bottled by.” But I’m not sure.

            High West is one that you would consider a “fraud” and their Rendezvous Rye is absolutely delicious.

          8. MikeS

            Dickel says on their website (and I think the bottle?) that it’s distilled in Lawrencburg, IN. I believe it also says on the bottled that it’s “charcoal finished” at Dickel.

            Quick note on High West; IIRC they are very upfront on their website (and I think the bottle) about being a bottler and not a distiller.

          9. Negroni Please

            “bottled by” is how they escape the legal definition of fraud. But in my book they are still frauds because the unsuspecting public knows nothing about this stuff.

            I exempt High West from my pissy ire. They are extremely upfront about the fact that their whole project is experimenting with sourcing, blending, and aging to make a whiskey greater than the sum of its parts. I’ve had several nice bottles from them.

            Hell I even like Dickel Rye, (their charcoal filtering tones down the characteristic super spice profile of MGP juice), but I still think sourcing shit and putting the Dickel name on it is pretty lame.

            Branding bullshit. Nike whiskey. Just selling a label when you have nothing to do with the product.

          10. Rufus the Monocled

            In equal parts?

          11. MikeS

            I guess I don’t really disagree with you, I’m just willing to give the ones that don’t falsely claim that they distill a little more slack. But yes, it is just a bunch of marketing bullshit. Not saying you do isn’t the same as saying you don’t.

            Templeton is the worst, IIRC. They just straight up lie about it. Or maybe lied, I seem to remember an article saying they toned down (but didn’t completely abandon) their distilling claim.

          12. Rufus the Monocled

            How that doesn’t have more than 51 000 views is a crime against common sense.

    5. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Both Sydney and Jose told police the shooting was not intentional. Jose Rivera said he usually points his gun at the television or other items in the home when “dry-firing,” according to court records. Sydney Rivera told investigators Jose would regularly “dry-fire” his guns and pointed them at the walls as practice.

      No words….

      1. I’ve got words: retarded troglodyte. Also: hero in blue. Also: Blue Ape.

    6. Rufus the Monocled

      The show Netflix plans to give the Obamas should about Barry as a police chief and one of his cops is a rogue black-white-hispanic, transgender, SJW, affirmative action hire with an IQ of 80 who at the end of each show is asked to explain their failed actions. And each time looks into the camera and says, ‘Woops’ as Obama nods smiling while sitting on the desk. ‘Get outta here, McCarthinigan!’

      1. egould310

        I’m guessing you were a big fan of “McCloud”.

    7. Evan from Evansville

      Here’s what pisses me off the most about this, when it comes to the King’s Men: I had to do a surprisingly large amount of reading to find out what happened to the fucking victim.

      Headline made clear that she didn’t die, but I had to read 5 or so grafs to get to the victim. The bullet his her arm and went into her chest.

      She had to get open-heart surgery to get it removed. You know. Details that might want to be higher up in the story.

      Question: Let’s say that it was a complete, bone-headed accident. They’re deeply in love and love their lives and child(ren). How does this affect your relationship? I mean, you can’t ever have or hope to win any argument for the rest of the relationship.

      M: Remember when you forgot to pay off the bills and fucked with our credit score?!

      W: Remember when you fucking shot me in the heart?!

      M: Hmmm.

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        ‘You had an affair with my brother?!’
        “Remember when you fucking shot me in….THE HEART?!”

        /leaves grumbling.

      2. Badolph Hilter

        M: Remember when you forgot to pay off the bills and fucked with our credit score?!

        W: Remember when you fucking shot me in the heart?!

        M: Hmmm. *Raises eyebrows and pats unholstered gun suggestively*

        1. MikeS

          M: Remember when you forgot to pay off the bills and fucked with our credit score?!

          W: Remember when you fucking shot me in the heart?!

          M: Hmmm. *Raises eyebrows and pats unholstered gun suggestively* Remember when I got off with 48 hours of community service?

          1. Evan from Evansville

            Ooooooh that’s a truthful nutpunch right there.

            Touche, sir. *Starts to untwist balls. Gets aroused. Looks for Q’s pics.*

  3. Trigger Hippie

    From the butt-hurt Kennedy story: “I have worked tirelessly,” Hardie said. “Yesterday I got to the campaign office at 10:30 a.m. and I didn’t get home until 8.”

    You here that?! If you factor in a probable 15-30 minute commute home plus a lunch break he must have worked about roughly a whole eight hours! Maybe eight and a half! Such sacrifice has never been seen on a Tuesday in the history of man! Feel really bad for the fella.

    1. leonadasiv

      Lol. My favorite moments are when politicians show how truly out of touch they are.

    2. Rufus the Monocled

      lol.

      Poor baby.

      1. leonadasiv

        I mean, does he actually even work?

        1. Rufus the Monocled

          WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?!?

          I put in a solid….

    3. MikeS

      Christ. What an asshole!

    4. Trigger Hippie

      Oops. I guess the picture Sloopy supplied was Ms. Hardie. Did I misgender her? Or does she identify as a he? A xe? A zer? Who the fuck knows anymore.

    5. Lachowsky

      10:30 to 8. That ain’t shit.

      I left the house at 5:45 this morning. I expect to be pulling back into my driveway at 8 this evening. Numbnuts doesn’t know what a day’s work looks like.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Does any Kennedy?

        If the day isn’t spent carousing and drinking on the family yacht, it may as well be a labor camp.

        1. Drake

          Last time a Kennedy was expected to work full-time, he fell asleep in his PT Boat and it literally got rammed in half by an enemy destroyer.

  4. Rufus the Monocled

    “Rumors abound as to where the Trump-Kim summit will be held.”

    One is it will be at Louis.

    1. trshmnstr

      Are there any Bennigans left? I bet Kimmy would like Bennigans.

      1. Private Chipperbot
      2. CPRM

        Dave and Buster

  5. Pope Jimbo

    The Noor arrest didn’t get a link? Uffda. Too local?

    Prosecutor Freeman throws some tepid shade at the cops.

    Freeman on Tuesday said the charges would have come sooner had some of Noor’s fellow officers cooperated with investigators. Because of some officers’ unwillingness to cooperate, Freeman convened a grand jury.

    He said that in his 18 years on the job, he had never encountered police officers who were not suspects who refused to “do their duty and come talk to us,” he said.

    “The police patrol investigate and present us cases, we evaluate those cases and have to make the charging decision and do the prosecution,” Freeman said. “There’s going to be tension between those two roles but . . . we will not stop getting all the evidence even if we have to ruffle some feathers.”

    But the president of the Minneapolis Police Officers Federation, which represents the department’s nearly 900 officers, said none of the officers were told by the union not to speak with investigators and some who were subpoenaed by the grand jury were confused, as they had “no involvement whatsoever with the incident.”

    “No opinions were offered on what action to take with any of our members. For Mr. Freeman to say this, he is either lying or perpetuating a lie told to him,” Bob Kroll, the union’s president, said in a statement. “This is evidenced by the fact that nothing in the criminal complaint was discovered during grand jury testimony.”

    1. Pope Jimbo

      The wild card in this might be the old chief of police Janee Harteau. She got kicked to the curb in a pretty abrupt manner by the mayor. Given her statements yesterday, she might be willing to dish some dirt.

      Harteau in a statement Tuesday said again that “Justine didn’t have to die” and that her family “deserves answers and they deserve justice. This tragedy was the result of the actions of one officer, of which we still don’t know why.”

      Of course, you have to remember that one of the reasons she was canned was because she couldn’t be bothered to end her vacation to deal with the shooting.

    2. I assumed it was in the afternoon links yesterday. Fuck, my bad if it wasn’t.

      1. Pope Jimbo

        Drake mentioned it in the comments. Maybe Mexican Sharpshooter mentioned it, but in Spanish and that doesn’t count.

        1. Old Man With Candy

          We really need to deport that guy.

          1. AlexinCT

            I see what you did there Swissy..

          2. Pope Jimbo

            He is one of those “deportables” that Hillary talked about?

    3. Stinky Wizzleteats

      And charged with a convictable offense no less.

      1. Juvenile Bluster

        Still wouldn’t place odds on a guilty verdict.

        1. Stinky Wizzleteats

          Me neither but at least they didn’t deliberately overcharge.

        2. blighted_non_millenial

          Sounds like the prosecutor is pissed, so hopefully they actually try on this one.

          1. So pissed he dragged his feet for 9 months before charging.

    4. Lachowsky

      If the prosecutor thought the other cops would be willing to spill the beans on Noor, then he hasn’t been paying attention. Of course the cops always work with you against the plebes. When it’s one of their own, they clam up tighter than a Sicilian mobster.

      1. juris imprudent

        Ya’ know, if I had been Noor’s partner and he fired a gun across my face and out my window – I wouldn’t hesitate to throw his ass under the bus. Then I’d jump into the drivers seat of that bus and run it back and forth over him a few times, just to be sure. And fuck any “brother in blue” who tried to talk me out of that.

        1. MikeS

          That’s what I was thinking. The bullet that killed Justine could have easily gone through his partners head first.

  6. Scruffy Nerfherder

    SJWednesday: So You’re Saying Non-Serious Christians Shouldn’t Celebrate Christmas?

    I know a lot of you might still be hesitant to let go of your Tibetan singing bowls, zen body oils, and laughing Buddha statues. Because maybe you think it’s a neat addition to aesthetics of your living space. Or perhaps you’ve even got a cursory connection to Buddhism.

    A lot of the cultural appropriation I’m referring to is inadvertent because few people can see the extent to which hollow Buddhist artifacts saturate our daily lives – making it seem okay.

    But I encourage all of us to – yes – be more mindful of how we can honor and respect Buddhism as a spiritual practice with meaning and value.

    Because cultural appropriation of Buddhism creates suffering for marginalized communities. It tells us that the items and beliefs we hold dear and sacred are meaningless nick knacks or empty sayings you can make into cat memes.

    1. MikeS

      Well said! Now, please pass me the box of Peeps.

      1. LJW

        Are you a Russian Jew? Only Russian Jews can eat peeps otherwise it’s cultural appropriation.

        1. Juvenile Bluster

          Yahoo! All the peeps for me!

          1. Can I still have some to do microwave jousting?

    2. Negroni Please

      Something something if you see a Buddhist on the street…kill them?

    3. Bob Boberson

      The author may be a cunty idiot but it’s fun to see the Left turn on itself. 9/10 times you go into someone’s house with a bunch of eastern-spiritual knickknacks it tells you two things:
      1) They shop at World Market
      2) They believe not giving is taking, heathcare is a basic human right, the patriarchy has kept women down, etc, etc……

      Enjoy the monster you created you fools

      *Disclaimer: I have no problem with anyone having whatever knickknacks they choose and I know you can be a Buddhist and it doesn’t make you a prog…..

    4. Stinky Wizzleteats

      These people just want to take the enjoyment out of everything it seems.

    5. Because cultural appropriation of Buddhism creates suffering for marginalized communities. It tells us that the items and beliefs we hold dear and sacred are meaningless nick knacks or empty sayings you can make into cat memes.

      Yeah, go eat a turd. And stop appropriating western culture like electric light, HVAC systems and the internal combustion engine, sweetheart.

      1. Btw, all those things I mentioned create relief for marginalized communities in a way that more than offsets the feels that might be hurt by me having a cement Buddha statue that in 2000, I painted half Ohio State colors and half Michigan colors and agreed to pass between me and some friends who are Michigan fans depending on who wins the game every year.

        (It’s spent a lot more time in my house than it ever did in theirs, btw)

        1. Trigger Hippie

          Not to mention that I’ve been to more than a few Asian communities who are more than happy to sell people said religious nick knacks to people from different cultures for monetary profit and as far as I can tell they didn’t seem particularly shamed or marginalized by that at all.

          1. Trigger Hippie

            Good god, I butchered that! Piss off! I’m going on three hours of sleep here.

          2. Rufus the Monocled

            I just got an idea.

            ‘Get your Jesus on a Cruci-STICK! We got all the flavours! Chocolate, strawberry, vanilla, caramel AND BUTTERSCOTCH!’

      2. Rhywun

        cultural appropriation […] creates suffering for marginalized communities

        It’s like belief in UFOs or something. A mass delusion that these people have conjured out of thin air.

        1. Lachowsky

          The only people who are suffering are the idiot SJWs who are mostly white liberals, and the only reason they are suffering is because they have made this shit up and convinced themselves it’s true.

    6. Slammer

      Nam-myoho-renge-kyo-fuckoff

      1. The Sleeper

        I’ve got a better one.
        KALI MAAAAA!

    7. I think the solution is simply to give up all holidays except for Diwali and Kwaanza.

      1. MikeS

        And Festivus

        1. Trigger Hippie

          “I’ve gotta lot problems with you people!”

  7. The Elite Elite

    Joe Biden makes an impressive revelation. Back in High School he would’ve beaten up Trump for his comments on women.

    “A guy who ended up becoming our national leader said, ‘I can grab a woman anywhere and she likes it,’” Biden said. “They asked me if I’d like to debate this gentleman, and I said ‘no.’ I said, ‘If we were in high school, I’d take him behind the gym and beat the hell out of him.’”

    “I’ve been in a lot of locker rooms my whole life,” Biden continued. “I’m a pretty damn good athlete. Any guy that talked that way was usually the fattest, ugliest S.O.B. in the room.”

    What a badass Biden is, right?

    1. LJW

      Trump probably would have had paid goons beat up Biden.

    2. Pope Jimbo

      Isn’t Biden the guy who is always groping women and girls on camera?

      1. Stinky Wizzleteats
        1. Pope Jimbo

          There is actually more documented groping by him than there was of Franken.

          1. Stinky Wizzleteats

            Just good old Joe being good old Joe.

        2. Drake

          So what Joe is saying is that it’s okay to grab all the T&A you want, just don’t talk about it.

          I’d like to learn more about Joe’s T&A Club.

      2. Bob Boberson

        I have friends of friends who are AF Flight Attendants (a job weirdly populated by pretty white girls). I asked them who the perviest politician is on flight; they all said Biden without hesitation.

        They also said John McCain is the biggest asshole.

        1. Stinky Wizzleteats

          I’d imagine you can expect a lot of awkward shoulder rubs when that guy’s around.

          1. Bob Boberson

            And having them lean in for boozey, sweet-nothing whispers

          2. DiegoF

            If anything, McCain is the guy who deserves the shoulder rubs. But he’d probably just be all, “Don’t touch me, slut.” No big surprise on either Senator’s reputation among the flight attendants.

          3. Oh my god, yeah, he’s that guy! And I’ll bet the sex of the rubbee doesn’t matter, either. Like he’s the guy who’s going to roll up on you, call you “Boss” or “Chief” a lot, and knead your shoulder for a minute and a half.

        2. DiegoF

          It’s interesting that they’re able to pull that off. I seriously doubt it’s one of those jobs, like honor guards and so forth, where you are openly chosen for your looks; I don’t think the politics would fly.

          1. Bob Boberson

            I don’t really know for sure but from my observation it sure seems like they are screened on their looks. The AF gets (or got) away with being very generous in offering it’s Tops-in-Blue (google that next time you want high blood pressure or someone talks about our poor, underfunded military) band members cosmetic surgery……

            I’d love for some dude with a bunch of facial scars he received from an IED to cross-train into it….

            “Where’d you get those scars son?”

            “Fighting a bullshit brush-fire war for you and your lobbyists. Care for another cocktail, Sir?”

    3. Stinky Wizzleteats

      Oh Joe, just shut your mouth and go play with some young broad’s hair.

  8. Rhywun

    it’ll get worse before it gets better next week

    *ahem* Footy starts this week.

    Blue Jackets over Rangers

    What’s that card game where you play to lose…?

    1. straffinrun

      Eunucher?

      1. Rhywun

        ?

    2. Lachowsky

      College baseball started conference play last weekend. That will keep me sports happy until June. Sloop just doesn’t want to talk about it because they can’t play ball up north.

    3. Any game in a casino?

    4. Raven Nation

      And the NRL has already played two rounds.

  9. PieInTheSKy

    NOAA! NOAA! You got some splainin to do. – meh I do not find that site to reliable

    1. WTF

      Did they get some factual information wrong?

      1. PieInTheSKy

        On occasion, but I admit I have to think if I remember specific examples. Overall for me the style of presenting some information does not make them seem reliable to me although I admit I did not double check his graphs and assume they are correct.

        1. AlexinCT

          When you have to “correct” data to clean it up, but all your “corrections” always trend towards changes that inflate the temperature, coincidentally matching your politically motivated agenda to straddle the planet with one world socialist government in charge of wealth redistribution in the name of social justice or whatever, saying they are not reliable is like saying the Titanic hit a minor bump on its trip.

    2. You don’t find well-cited raw data reliable?

    3. Rhywun

      That site may not be the most professional-looking but it’s well-documented elsewhere.

    4. Drake

      100% of the reported warming trend is the adjustments. If Corporate Finance took a fiscal loss and made mysterious “adjustments” until they were reporting a healthy profit, the CFO would go to jail.

      1. juris imprudent

        When the High Priest pronounces it “science” you WILL show proper deference. Understand?

    5. ChipsnSalsa

      If your actual readings account for almost 50% of your data and the other 50% you plug in. That is garbage, end of it.

  10. PieInTheSKy

    Massive Rhône Valley Wine Fraud Reported by French Authorities
    108,000 cases of fake Châteauneuf-du-Pape among the alarming details to emerge in Raphaël Michel fraud case

    http://www.winespectator.com/webfeature/show/id/Massive-Rhone-Valley-Wine-Fraud-Reported

    Between October 2013 and June 2016, Raphaël Michel, a bulk-wine merchant in France’s Rhône Valley, allegedly sold the equivalent of 13 Olympic-size swimming pools of cheap French table wine while claiming it was some of the best wine of the Southern Rhône Valley.

    Southern Rhône – so Syrah snobs are safe

    1. PieInTheSKy

      French prosecutors have accused a leading Bordeaux négociant and bulk wine bottler with “flagrant” wine fraud. On March 15, Bordeaux’s criminal tribunal heard the charges against Grands Vins de Gironde (GVG), which is owned by the Castéja family. Investigators allege that GVG illegally blended wines from prestigious appellations with table wine, and mixed appellation wines, vintages and châteaus.

      http://www.winespectator.com/webfeature/show/id/Bordeaux-Wine-Merchant-Accused-of-Massive-Fraud

      French are crooks… Buy good hones Romanian wine

      1. DiegoF

        You know, I actually think I’ll try that! Good suggestion, my East-Romance-speaking friend.

      2. Old Man With Candy

        Once again, personal connection here- this is a cousin of an old friend and mentor of mine who comes from a Bordeaux family. Fun trivia: Bordeaux is the plural of Bordel.

    2. Old Man With Candy

      OK, this is something I could never say in a wine discussion group but… nearly all Southern Rhone wine is rather heavy and undistinguished. Yes, I’m looking at you, Chateauneuf-du-Pape and Gigondas.

      I’m aware of at least one Chateauneuf that got stellar critic reviews and 100 points from the Bard of Baltimore, who praised its depth, weight, and purity- and the wine had been spiked with Grenadine (I know this first-hand).

      1. ::Gallic guffaw::

        1. Private Chipperbot
      2. *hides jug of antifreeze*

        What?! Well I never!

      3. AlexinCT

        Was that not a Simpsons episode? Wait, not that was anti-freeze not Grenadine.

  11. What this country needs right now is sensible bomb control. I urge Congress to get to work on legislation to make it illegal,for anyone under twenty-one years of age to be able to,purchase a bomb.

    1. Also, assault bombs are right out.

      1. DiegoF

        In this case, the “shoulder thing that goes up” is an actual human shoulder.

        1. Pope Jimbo

          I thought on a bomb “the thing that goes up” is a mushroom cloud.

    2. LJW

      We talking semi-automatic bombs? Or all bombs?

      1. Well, we will start by scaring everyone about the semi-automatic bombs, but our real goal is to legislate the bomb out of existence, except for maybe hunters.

        Also, only the bombs they had in Geo. Washington’s day–the black balls with a sparkling wick poking out–will be allowed.

        1. LJW

          Well at least the good folks at Acme will still keep their jobs.

      2. Old Man With Candy

        Bombs with the thing that goes up.

      3. Only the bombs with the thing that goes up.

    3. PieInTheSKy

      You need grenades like civilized Sweden

      1. PBRstreetgang

        Gruh-nahd!!
        ** said in fake french accent from that character in Top Secret**

    4. Drake

      ACME’s dynamite and TNT sales are going to skyrocket until they are shut down.

    5. Trolleric the Goth

      they identified the bomber
      nypost linky

    6. Badolph Hilter

      Fuckin NRA *shakes fist*

  12. Pope Jimbo

    In ice ball news, the coach of the Golden Rodents hockey team is out.

    The fact that this isn’t HUGE nea ws here in Minnesoda is an indictment of money corrupting sports. The Gophs left the WCHA to join the Big 10 conference just to cash in on the $$$$. Now no one cares about them. All the old rivalries are gone, they play at the convenience of the TV networks and no one goes to the games.

    1. Rufus the Monocled

      What’s a ‘Golden Rodent’?

      1. Pope Jimbo

        The mascot of THE U of M

        1. Rufus the Monocled

          Yeh…but…what’s a….BAH.

      2. AlexinCT

        Minnie Mouse?

        1. MikeS

          She’s fuckin’ Goofy.

          1. AlexinCT

            That’s why Mickey divorced the bitch…

    2. MikeS

      Huh. I thought Lucia would die there.

      1. Pope Jimbo

        He did.

    3. invisible finger

      Which only goes to prove nobody actually gave a shit about the hockey program in the first place, they only cared about the asinine jingoism.

  13. Hyperion

    Snow day, snow day, snow day! Snowpocalypse!

    1. *Hurries into Walmart Neighborhood Market to grab the last loaf of bread*

      1. Hyperion

        I got gas, milk, and beer yesterday.

        1. MikeS

          But not in that order…

          1. AlexinCT

            Mixing beer and milk will give you gas I surmise..

      2. Lachowsky

        About 3 years ago Wal-mart built and opened up a neighborhood market in every small town around me. I think their plan was to push dollar general out because everyone they built was within a few miles of a DG. Within a year everyone of the stores was closed down.

    2. PieInTheSKy

      It is snowing here as well. Didn’t get much winter in December and January but March made up for it

      1. Hyperion

        This is our only snow of the year.

        1. Lachowsky

          This was the coldest winter in about a decade here. We got zero snow though. That sucked. All the cold with none of the snow to play in.

    3. Sean

      Yup. Snow day here too. No work for me today.

    4. Drake

      My kid’s school cancelled school today – and informed us that spring break is now two days shorter.

    5. Rhywun

      It’s coming down way heavier now than during that puny little storm that closed down Jersey a couple weeks ago. My office is “open” but fuck that.

      1. Rhywun

        Ha, Jersey just called a “state of emergency”. Glad I didn’t waste time going into the office.

        1. Drake

          Did Governor Murphy raise another tax?

    6. Tulip

      Snow Day! Still have to work from home, but so pretty.

      1. Tulip

        Much heavier snow than I expected! May need to go buy wine.

  14. LJW

    How to protect your personal data from Facebook profiteering

    Step 1: Don’t sign up for Facebook.
    Or
    Step 1: Delete your account.

    1. Hyperion

      Done, almost 10 years ago.

      1. LJW

        I deleted a few years back but then came back just so I can keep friends and family up to date. I do love to troll Facebook though. Sometimes I’ll go through and report every ad that pops up as offensive or illegal.

    2. Will anybody with the pulpit just say “Play stupid games, win stupid prizes”? See also: opiod crisis.

    3. straffinrun

      Step 3: Need one for business.

      Shrugs.

    4. Rufus the Monocled

      I for one hope for the day Facebook collapses and Zuckerberg ends up all ‘wha happened?”

      The whole point of FB from what I hear was for those clowns to pick up girls. Now people pretend Facebook is some sort of humanist project. Please.

      My take is, if that was indeed to point, then it’s not surprising to read about how they behave with data, curbing speech etc.

      They lacked a principled compass when they started the thing and now they’ve become SJW still without principles.

      They haven’t grown intellectually.

      1. Facebook is also supposed to be a Steward for Democracy if you listen to the babble coming from some circles. Much in the same way that the large commercial banks are Stewards of the Economy.

      2. DiegoF

        Ooo, lots of passion on this one! Hell of a lot more passion than I’ve ever heard anyone express about boring old Facebook and Zuckerburg, by anyone not named Winklevoss.

        I like Facebook because I like Instagram. Booty, booties, and pretentious misattributed inspirational quotations. That’s what social media should be about.

    5. Old Man With Candy

      I dumped it, but now I’m missing all the lost dog reports from Riven.

  15. Scruffy Nerfherder

    SJWednesday: Capitalist Fueled Injustice Edition

    Have fun with this one.

    Americans all know the story of the Boston Tea Party: On December 16, 1773, a mob of patriots known as the Sons of Liberty, disguised in charcoal blackface and Indian dress, boarded a fleet of ships in Boston Harbor and destroyed a shipment of English tea. But what motivated the Sons of Liberty to cast a million (2018) dollars worth of tea into the water? It was the Tea Act, a tax increase that increased the cost of tea in the colonies. Right?

    Well, no. It’s true the Tea Act prompted the Boston Tea Party, but not because it raised the price of tea — in fact, the Tea Act reduced the price of tea imported by the East India Trading Company. This is a part of the story most Americans don’t know; the Sons of Liberty were less patriots, motivated by English tyranny, than they were merchants, motivated by reduced revenues when British tea became cheaper than the smuggled Dutch tea they sold tax-free. John Hancock, who financed the Sons of Liberty and fomented the Boston Tea Party, was a shipping magnate of enormous wealth, much of it earned by smuggling tea. The Tea Act hit him where it counted — his wallet.

    The Boston Tea Party is but one episode in a long American tradition: Justifying acts of profit-seeking by cloaking them in the rhetoric of freedom. In response to some capitalist-fueled injustice (a school shooting, or mass incarceration, or cuts to social services in exchange for military funding) many of us cry “This is not what America is.” In fact, throughout American history, freedom and liberty have taken a back seat to revenue and profit. Americans who truly value liberty must understand it is breaking with our traditions, not honoring them, to put human rights ahead of profit.

    In dressing as Indians and applying blackface, the Sons of Liberty evoked two populations denied basic human rights in Colonial America. By 1773, indigenous Americans had been pushed off of land along most of the East Coast, replaced by European colonists. Often this was done via treaty, but treaty negotiations were always backed by threat of violence, and where treaties failed, colonists used force.

    1. LJW

      They didn’t use “black face”, they disguised themselves to avoid being identified. Nothing whatsoever to do with race.

    2. Negroni Please

      It’s true that tea act tea was cheaper. About 1 penny per pound. But American’s were pissed and boycotted the tea because it the cheaper taxed tea was an attempt to trick them into accepting a tax that was levied without representation. Smuggling shitty Dutch tea was an act of rebellion, not profit seeking.

      Fun Fact: This is what started the shift towards Americans drinking coffee instead of tea.

      from a John Adams letter to Abigail
      “I believe I forgot to tell you one Anecdote: When I first came to this House it was late in the Afternoon, and I had ridden 35 miles at least. “Madam” said I to Mrs. Huston, “is it lawfull for a weary Traveller to refresh himself with a Dish of Tea provided it has been honestly smuggled, or paid no Duties?”

      “No sir, said she, we have renounced all Tea in this Place. I cant make Tea, but He make you Coffee.” Accordingly I have drank Coffee every Afternoon since, and have borne it very well. Tea must be universally renounced. I must be weaned, and the sooner, the better.”

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        The Brits were exempting the East India Company from the taxes and telling everybody else, “Fuck you, pay me.”

        1. Negroni Please

          Yep. The Tea Act of 1773 was deliberately designed to provide an economic bailout to the EIC. They also exempted them from the London Tea Auction and let them ship direct to the colonies. This saved transport costs and cut out the middlemen. So their tea is cheaper and the American companies that imported it were cut out of the loop. All around a shitty law that unsurprisingly pissed off the patriots even if it did result in cheaper tea.

          1. Private Chipperbot

            Speaking of EIC. Anyone catch the TV series Taboo? EIC figures prominently in the plot.

          2. WTF

            Yes, I liked it.

          3. kinnath

            I liked it as well.

    3. Stinky Wizzleteats

      Whew, the comments…

    4. Slammer

      Justifying acts of profit-seeking by cloaking them in the rhetoric of freedom.

      Seeking a profit IS an act of freedom. I have the freedom to seek a profit, and you have to freedom to reject any offers I make.

      1. AlexinCT

        Profits are evil..

        Except when you are a rich 0.1% democrat peddling class warfare and envy..

    5. DiegoF

      Writer, cartoonist, personal trainer, and nonprofit pro

      Who the fuck wants an SJW personal trainer? I will take P.C. Principal but that about it.

      1. Dat dong doe

    6. Slammer

      In response to some capitalist-fueled injustice (a school shooting

      Dafuq?

      1. commodious spittoon

        It’s the phlogiston of grievance studies, it’s all around and explains everything but they can never pin it down.

    7. Lachowsky

      “Often this was done via treaty, but treaty negotiations were always backed by threat of violence, and where treaties failed, colonists used force.”

      At least she got one thing right. I got news for her though. Every single thing a government does is backed by a threat of violence. Maybe if she could extrapolate that idea into the rest of her worldview, then she could have a better idea of why her preferred policies are just as immoral.

      1. juris imprudent

        Never, govt is what we do together! It is always pure except when controlled by evil reactionary forces. As long the pure majority of good-thinkers can oppress the forces of darkness, govt can never do evil. The WILL OF THE PEOPLE must prevail!

  16. Scruffy Nerfherder

    SJWednesday: Fight PuppyBaby Mills Edition

    I’m fairly certain North Korea has a better maternity leave than us.

    *YOU HAVE BEEN HELPED BY EDIT FAIRY*

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      *sticks nickel under pillow for the Edit Fairy*

    2. C..c.can we coin a new term for this? I…is this a “Scruffy”?

    3. LJW

      Fuck off slavers. Can’t count how many times I’ve seen a woman go on maternity leave only to come back and put her two weeks in because she was also job hunting while on leave.

    4. Stinky Wizzleteats

      “Please remember that this subreddit is a SAFE SPACE for leftist discussion. Any Liberalism, capitalist apologia, or attempts to debate socialism will be met with an immediate ban. Take it to r/DebateCommunism. Bigotry, ableism and hate speech will also be met with immediate bans; Socialism is an intrinsically inclusive system.”

      1. Slammer

        Socialism is an intrinsically inclusive system.

        Everyone is included in the skull pile

        1. AlexinCT

          Misery for all!

      2. Suthenboy

        “You are forbidden to disagree with us.”

      3. Lachowsky

        Socialism is an intrinsically inclusive system- WRONG.

        Socialism is a violently inclusive system.

      4. Chipwooder

        If it’s intrinsically inclusive, then why the bans? Doesn’t that exclude people?

    5. Scruffy Nerfherder

      My favorite comment:

      My wife was born and raised in East Germany.

      She was sent to daycare at six weeks of age and her mother returned to work.

      Daycare was paid for by the state though.

      1. juris imprudent

        Arbeit macht frei indeed.

      2. Why is she still not in East Germany?

        Question unanswered, because it refuses to be asked.

    6. The Elite Elite

      Comparing a mom going back to work shortly after giving birth to a child she (presumably) goes home to every day, to puppies. Yup, totally the same thing. “Germany has 2 years.” In Germany companies are forced to continue paying someone who is doing fuck all for the company for two years because SHE DECIDED to have a child, and that is somehow ideal/moral/better? The fuck is wrong with people?

      1. In Germany companies are forced to continue paying someone who is doing fuck all for the company for two years because SHE DECIDED to have a child, and that is somehow ideal/moral/better? The fuck is wrong with people?

        Where’s your heart? It takes a village.

      2. Badolph Hilter

        Look, the purpose of any business is to provide for its employees, otherwise why even allow them? What’s your beef?

        1. AlexinCT

          You forgot their primary duty is to pay the state taxes so the political aristocracy can use that money to buy votes from life’s losers.

          1. Badolph Hilter

            Fair point.

  17. Evan from Evansville

    Concerning the guy lost in the desert–check out the Wanted Poster pic of him. I pray that if I ever go missing my loved ones have a better picture of me than one in which I’m imitating George Costanza on the couch as he tries to woo photomat girl.

    Seriously. They don’t have a pic of him where’s just a normal dude? Why would they do that? His family obviously cares nothing for this man. In fact I bet they’re the ones behind his disappearance to begin with.

    *Origami swan tinfoil hat securely fastened*

    1. LJW

      My family would probably pick the worst picture possible just to troll me.

  18. PieInTheSKy

    YouTube comedian Count Dankula convicted over ‘grossly offensive’ Nazi salute dog video

    https://uk.news.yahoo.com/youtube-comedian-count-dankula-guilty-hate-speech-nazi-dog-video-145920581.html

    Hate speech is not free speech

    1. Stinky Wizzleteats

      A good Razorfist rant on this:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIChLVlHAE4

      and something a bit more serious (Michael Black):

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sE3MpH35ngc

      1. DiegoF

        For a second I thought it was going to be Michael Ian Black. And I was surprised, because I figured he’d be cheering on the Crown.

    2. Count Potato

      It wasn’t even hate speech.

      1. juris imprudent

        Worse – he was being mean to his girlfriend.

    3. Gervais has gone off on this.

  19. The Late P Brooks

    On December 16, 1773, a mob of patriots known as the Sons of Liberty, disguised in charcoal blackface and Indian dress

    Literally worse than Hitler.

    1. Badolph Hilter

      🙁

  20. Chafed

    I’m shocked he was charged. This must be a relief to Minnesoda glibs. https://www.nytimes.com/2018/03/20/us/minneapolis-police-shooting-justine-damond.html

    1. Tonio

      In the more egregious cases they have to go through the motions of a trial, but the prosecution is inevitably bungled leading to an acquittal.

      1. robc

        While it had obvious problems, the old english system of the victim (or the victims family, in this case) prosecuting does have its advantages. We could combine the two and allow the victims to choose to hire their own prosecutor over using the states if they wished.

        1. -1 Claus von Bulow

    2. Mr Lizard

      My guess was that the shifting winds stabilized and all the applicable victim class punted due to the absolute absurd activity of this mammal.

  21. Raven haired beauties for your enjoyment.

    http://archive.is/bgRDq

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      I stopped at number 2 and will never need another cheeky pic.

      1. juris imprudent

        I’m impressed you made it past #1.

    2. DiegoF

      A few questionable mugs, including some who weren’t showin me nothin else! The audacity! Still a good group overall tho

    3. MikeS

      False advertising! While there were a lot of beauties, very few of them were “raven haired.” I was so upset I could only look at all of them twice.

  22. The Other Kevin

    Here’s an update from yesterday’s situation. When we last left TOK, a DCS worker was headed to his house to investigate a fight between Mrs TOK and their 17 year old daughter, in which the daughter was slapped in the face for mouthing off to her mom. The daughter reported the incident to the school guidance counselor, who by law has to refer the incident to DCS.

    So, the DCS worker showed up yesterday afternoon while I was still at work. My daughter answered the door and was a bit shocked by who he was. He took statements, and said this sounds like a case of a parent disciplining their child, in which they do not get involved. He said he’d have gotten worse from his mom for saying the things my daughter said. It helped that we have a nice looking house, that everyone agreed this was a very rare event, there were no marks of abuse or prior injuries, and that my daughter is already in therapy (that’s the first thing they recommend). There was a small mark on her face so he has to report that to his supervisor, so hopefully that won’t go anywhere based on everything else. After he left we called the therapist and now she’s in therapy twice a week for a while.

    So we had a positive, or at least not terrible, encounter with DCS. Yet another reason I am happy we live where we do.

    1. MikeS

      He took statements, and said this sounds like a case of a parent disciplining their child, in which they do not get involved. He said he’d have gotten worse from his mom for saying the things my daughter said.

      It sounds like you got one of “the good ones.” I’m happy for you. I know it’s not quite over yet, but it looks like things are on the up swing.

    2. Tonio

      Hope that was the end of it.

    3. Old Man With Candy

      Next time, you’ll know better and call me in to administer the spanking.

      1. The Other Kevin

        That window’s rapidly closing. She turns 18 in a few months.

        1. I think that window closed about 10 years ago.

    4. Rufus the Monocled

      Crisis averted.

      Now back to the ice rink!

      1. The Other Kevin

        Yes! Next week we play a scrimmage on the United Center ice before a Hawks game, then on April 13 it’s Disabled Hockey Festival, which is in Chicago this year. There are ELEVEN pages of brackets this year, each with 6-8 teams (both adults and kids). It’s going to be so great.

    5. Lachowsky

      Hopefully that’s the last of it. Sucks you had to deal with that. Hopefully your daughter learned something about running her mouth to state employees, and her mom.

      1. The Other Kevin

        I really think the sight of that guy at our door woke her up. That, and the idea that he was ok with a mom disciplining her kid, especially a mouthy one.

        1. Lachowsky

          Good deal. Sometimes one has to learn lessons the hard way.

  23. PieInTheSKy

    ‘Catastrophe’ as France’s bird population collapses due to pesticides

    Dozens of species have seen their numbers decline, in some cases by two-thirds, because insects they feed on have disappeared

    https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/mar/21/catastrophe-as-frances-bird-population-collapses-due-to-pesticides

    1. DiegoF

      Well, the Cherokee were slaveowning Confederates. I didn’t really have the patience to read this yesterday other than that; seemed like it was just old points.

      Also, Shaun King is a dick but I don’t believe this business about him being all white. I don’t know what to think about the Peyton Manning balls-and-anus hat story.

      1. Chipwooder

        Shaun King is a dick but I don’t believe this business about him being all white.

        He bears a very strong resemblance to his white dad that he claims isn’t his dad, and, when he was a boy not trying to affect a black appearance, he looks pretty damned white. He clearly works very hard at APPEARING black, but then so did Rachel Dolezal, effectively enough that she held a position with the local NAACP.

        1. DiegoF

          Haven’t seen Dad, and figured it’s hardly rare for the black in a kid to come out a bit more with age. Also, wasn’t there reliable testimony from teachers and others in his hometown that everyone always considered him black? Rachel D was unraveled quite easily as soon as someone decided to poke around; almost surprised she was able to pull it off at all in this day and age.

          1. DiegoF

            Just looked some more shit up and think you may have a point!

    2. The Other Kevin

      When everyone’s a Cherokee, nobody’s a Cherokee.

  24. Evan from Evansville

    I am very confused right now. Lee Myung Bak was the Prez from 2008-2013. The AG equivalent is seeking to get a warrant to arrest him.

    Prosecutors in South Korea have requested an arrest warrant for the former president Lee Myung-bak on charges of graft, embezzlement and abuse of power, making him the fourth former leader to face criminal charges.

    Lee, who was president from 2008 to 2013, is accused of accepting bribes worth about 11bn won (£7.4m) from South Korea’s national intelligence agency and businesses, reportedly including Samsung.

    I asked my co-workers about this in shock. They actually said “I don’t know. You know more about it than me.” It’s not on the online papers here, or at least the English one that I use. I had to dig a bit. The above quote is actually from the Guardian. Me thinks this is Confucian or filial piety, because the corruption Korean presidents demonstrate makes them the Chicago mayors of presidents.

  25. The Late P Brooks

    WooHoo!

    Montana has the worst laws for combating drunken driving.

    That’s according to Mothers Against Drunk Driving’s recent report rating each state in five categories that the national organization says are key to eliminating drunk driving.

    ———

    “The fact that Montana is rated by MADD as the lowest in the nation in overall legislative measures and progress toward ending drunk driving is not a surprise to us and is also not something we’re proud of,” said Kelley Parker-Wathne, coordinator of the Gallatin County DUI Task Force.

    Among the categories MADD used to rank states were if states held sobriety checkpoints or required ignition interlocks for all drunk driving offenders, both of which Montana does not.

    Fuck

    off,

    slaver.

    1. MikeS

      MADD; prohibitionists masquerading as a safe driving organization.

    2. Old Man With Candy

      When we lived in Butte, we were delighted to find out that we were guaranteed by law the right to carry open containers of alcohol.

      We loved Montana. So much wish we could move back there.

      1. Lachowsky

        Up until last July, there was no law against having an open container in a vehicle in Arkansas. Damned statist finally got that outlawed last year.

        1. Chipwooder

          Shockingly enough, in Virginia which is as copsucking a state as you’ll find anywhere, there’s no open container law.

    3. Stinky Wizzleteats

      Sobriety checkpoints are an unconstitutional abomination. Fuck off MADD.

      1. Lachowsky

        but, but, but, compelling government interest.

    4. DiegoF

      I always imagine MADD milling about in giant floral hats handing out pamphlets about the demon rum.

      1. robc

        The founder of MADD got laws toughened, got people to take DUI seriously, then left the organization because the work was done and she wasn’t a neo-prohibitionist. She should have burned the office down on the way out the door.

        1. Sounds very much like pretty much any activist organization.

          What good is an army if you don’t have an enemy to fight?

        2. Chipwooder

          And she has vocally disavowed what MADD has become and asked people not to associate her name with the organization.

    5. Tonio

      That’s how they tighten the ratchet. Target the state with the “worst” laws, shame them into stripping away more rights and protections, then move on to the next state…

    1. Mojeaux

      I don’t know about the mood in the rest of Missouri, but the mood in Chez Mojeaux has been anti-McCaskill since she was the Jackson County prosecutor lo these many years ago.

  26. robc

    I got nothing else in sports.

    Georgia Tech beat #6 Auburn in midweek baseball.

    1. Mojeaux

      baseball will still not have started

      Um… *looks at AtBat app* Baseball awoke 3 weeks ago.

    2. Lachowsky

      Arkansas beat the shit out of #4 Kentucky over the weekend. Swept the 3 game series and scored 39 runs on 15 homers.

  27. The Late P Brooks

    I can tell you where I won’t be on Saturday

    Bozeman High School students are organizing a march through downtown Bozeman on Saturday to coincide with the national March for Our Lives in Washington, D.C., to advocate for school safety and ending gun violence.

    “The students of Bozeman are just as vulnerable and concerned as students across the nation,” said Annika Linkenbach, 17, a senior. “Students are at the front lines of this movement and demanding a change. We’re done waiting.”

    The march will begin at noon on the Gallatin County Courthouse steps and proceed down Main Street sidewalks to the Bozeman Public Library lawn. Students and others will speak starting at 1 p.m.

    I can’t help wondering if an open carry counter demonstration is being plotted. I certainly hope so.

    And then there’s this little nugget:

    Claire Kraus, an 18-year-old senior, said she felt “pretty distraught” over the Feb. 14 high school shootings in Parkland, Florida, where 17 students and staff members were shot to death, allegedly by a 19-year-old former student.

    Kraus said she brought her friends to a meeting of Moms Demand Action and the teenagers volunteered to organize a local march.

    Totally not being puppeteered by the established anti-gun groups. Just an organic outgrowth of their innate sense of justice.

    1. DiegoF

      Jesus. I know I panic a lot but seriously we are losing pretty hard if the Montana kids are on board with this.

      1. Heroic Mulatto

        Dude, take a look at Annika Linkenbach. 50% of the marchers are just trying to get laid. Relax.

        1. Just Say’n

          $50 says that girl majors in psychology and gender studies in college.

        2. Could you control your gun around her?

          1. AlexinCT

            This is my weapon, this is my gun.. One is for shooting, and one is for fun!

          2. Depends how into dead, doll eyes you are.

          3. Better than live doll eyes.

        3. The Elite Elite

          Alright, I really don’t get some of the female preferences you guys have here. That’s an attractive looking girl? Really? Same with Drake’s post below of Karen McDougal.

          1. DiegoF

            Amen, brother. HM is a Nube and this chick is a chubby blond young prog girl, but the rest of you have no excuse. What is this bullshit.

          2. Rope Snake

            LOL

      2. Tonio

        Note that this is in one of the bigger towns. These kids might be California transplants.

        1. California is pretty much like a cancerous tumor that’s metastasizing.

          Just ask Nevada, Oregon, Idaho, Colorado and Montana.

      3. Gadfly

        I know I panic a lot but seriously we are losing pretty hard if the Montana kids are on board with this.

        You can calm down: there are leftists everywhere; just because some Montana kids are on board doesn’t mean the majority is. The news likes to play it up like it’s the majority, but it’s become clear that’s because they have a narrative to push. CNN trumpeted that students from 2,000 schools took part in the recent walkout…but since there are over 20,000 high schools in the US that number doesn’t mean a whole lot. The renewed energy on the anti-gun side does mean the pro-gun side has to keep alert, keep pushing, and not get complacent, but it doesn’t mean the anti-gun people have the upper hand.

    2. juris imprudent

      If first read open carry as open container…

  28. Drake

    Karen McDougal – wow. Making America great again. NSFW

    https://duckduckgo.com/?q=Karen+McDougal&t=ffnt&iar=images&iax=images&ia=images

    1. Just Say’n

      You’re suppose to save these pics for “Glibs After Dark”. That’s when Q posts the more risque pictures.

      1. Chafed

        Never look a gift horse in the mouth. Good work Drake.

    2. WTF

      I don’t know who she is, but DAMN!!

      1. Drake

        Our CINC has an NDA with her she’s trying to get out of.

    3. The Elite Elite

      What’s wrong with her face? She has the same odd expression in every photo.

  29. Just Say’n

    I was on the El (Chicago ‘subway’ to those uninformed) late today and I managed to get a seat next to a twenty year-old girl with a knitted hat and the words “dope” emblazoned on it. She was also wearing a pair of Gucci sunglasses and was reading a copy of “The New Yorker” (the magazine that shows that you’re a pretentious douche). On a train from a north side neighborhood to downtown in Chicago- she was reading “The New Yorker”.

    This city has gotten so unbearably ‘woke’. I remember when the only thing that disgusted me on the train was bum piss. I miss that now.

    1. Gadfly

      I was on the El (Chicago ‘subway’ to those uninformed)

      To be pedantic, an elevated train is in no way a subway. It’s an alternative to a subway, but the opposite. The way you phrased it will only confuse people, like if you said “I was eating deep dish (Chicago pizza to those uninformed)”.

      1. Just Say’n

        The main trains are only elevated for half of their route. It’s both a subway and elevated train

        1. Badolph Hilter

          So the bum piss all runs out the front of the train when it’s going downhill?

          1. Just Say’n

            As it was designed to do

        2. Gadfly

          Well in that case my apologies for ribbing you. I’d always assumed it was entirely elevated, since Chicago is so flat and so close to the water level (I mean, they had to raise the city to put in a sewer system after all). I guess if you have a system that is both an “el” and a “subway” it does make it difficult to know what to call it.

          1. Just Say’n

            Everyone still calls it “the El” and it probably has more elevated tracks than other major cities. But, the Red Line and Blue Line (which are the most used train lines) are primarily underground for about half of their route

      2. Rhywun

        “El” is just what they call it, like a regional slang.

        Half of NYC’s subway trains are elevated but nobody calls them that. It’s not an alternative, it’s the same train that just isn’t underground any more.

        1. Just Say’n

          I thought the trains are only elevated in NYC out in the boroughs, though. Are there elevated trains in Manhattan? I’ve never seen them

          1. Rhywun

            The outer boroughs are NYC too. And yes there are some elevated in the far north of Manhattan.

            *googles*

            60% of all trains are underground.

          2. Just Say’n

            I knew that the boroughs are still NYC (even though that makes no sense), but I didn’t know there were any elevated trains in Manhattan. To be fair, when I have to go to NYC I’m usually only in midtown and downtown so that probably explains why I’ve never seen the elevated trains

          3. Rhywun

            even though that makes no sense

            Well, it’s been that way since 1898 so get over it! 🙂

          4. Number.6

            There were some elevated sections on Manhattan itself, but they were retired a very long time ago. There are other elevated structures that carried ‘normal railroad’ tracks like the High Line on the West side that has now been repurposed as an elevated park and bike trail, and then the Metro North breaks surface and then goes rapidly elevated in North of Manhattan. I think there’s a freight-only branch that runs elevated out at Hells Gate Bridge.

          5. Rhywun

            Oops that was supposed to be a quote not a strikethough

          6. Just Say’n

            “like the High Line on the West side”

            Oh, I’m familiar with that idiotic park on the High Line. Chicago decided to copy the idea and re-purpose some old train lines into an elevated park, “The 606”. Thank you taxpayers across the country for a federal grant to make a playground exclusively for yuppies while driving out the Mexican families that use to live there. That’s ‘woke’ or something.

          7. Just Say’n

            “Well, it’s been that way since 1898 so get over it!”

            So, it’s made no sense for 120 years?

          8. Rhywun

            Well, then I give up on what you mean by “no sense”. Cities have been expanding their territory throughout the history of the US.

          9. Just Say’n

            “Well, then I give up on what you mean by “no sense”. Cities have been expanding their territory throughout the history of the US.”

            Well, why is only half of Long Island part of NYC and the other half is the suburbs? Where did that demarcation come from?

            Mainly I’m just razing you, but I’ve noticed that New Yorkers are real touchy about geography

          10. Number.6

            Ah, here we are. There were 4 major elevated rail routes in Manhattan which were subsumed into what is now the NY ‘Subway’ system.

          11. Just Say’n

            And don’t get me started on the Bronx. How the hell did that become part of the City, but the rest of the peninsula is totally not NYC. I’m just going to ignore Staten Island like the rest of NYC already does

          12. Rhywun

            I’m not being touchy, just accurate.

            Where did that demarcation come from?

            The towns which comprised today’s Queens voted to join NYC. The rest voted against it.

          13. Just Say’n

            NYC’s city limits really lacks fung shui. I understand the expansion of the City and everything. The same thing occurred in Chicago, but at least, with regards to Chicago, the State said “ok, your expansion is making no sense- just stop now”. I feel like the State of NY should have done that with NYC

          14. Number.6

            Queens and Kings were originally counties, just like Suffolk and and Nassau. The former were simply reconstituted as the boroughs of Queens and Brooklyn as the city grew. In 1901 the whole map was reorganized after successful lobbying by groups that argued that the 40 or so separate municipalities which constituted “New York” was inefficient and too expensive to run.

            Same with London and any other large metropolis. Bordering administrative units are absorbed on the justification of economies of scale.

          15. Just Say’n

            And don’t get me started on LA. What the hell is “the Valley”? Why is that part of the City?

          16. Just Say’n

            I guess this is more of a general criticism of all major cities. The ridiculous expansion that occurred at the end of the 19th century and beginning of the 20th century was stupid, in my own opinion.

            What’s the difference between a suburb and a city?

            Suburban boundaries make more sense

          17. Number.6

            Incidentally, when you have a state (or in the UK case, a county or the national government) saying ““ok, your expansion is making no sense- just stop now”, you restrict natural expansion.

            In Britain, the imposition of the “Green Belt” demonstrated everything that is wrong with centralized control of land resources. Artificial and arbitrary constraints on development benefits rent-seekers and results in huge inequalities in supply and demand, which primarily affects the poor.

            That kind of control ensures that affordable housing for ‘normal people’ is a concrete box in a tower, and not their aspirational (and otherwise affordable) two-up, two-down townhouse.

          18. Just Say’n

            “Incidentally, when you have a state (or in the UK case, a county or the national government) saying ““ok, your expansion is making no sense- just stop now”, you restrict natural expansion.”

            Agreed, if we are talking about a city like Portland where it was basically “ewww, no suburbs- everyone stop building- you can’t build anything closer to the city than five miles”.

            On the flip side, the expansion of these cities has created hostages, especially in cities with very centralized management. City expansion had the effect of stifling certain voters. I have more on this thought, but too lazy to discuss it now

          19. Gilmore

            “”don’t get me started on’””

            (keeps starting himself)

          20. DiegoF

            Queens and Kings were originally counties, just like Suffolk and and Nassau. The former were simply reconstituted as the boroughs of Queens and Brooklyn as the city grew. In 1901 the whole map was reorganized after successful lobbying by groups that argued that the 40 or so separate municipalities which constituted “New York” was inefficient and too expensive to run.

            This is not quite right. In the years prior to 1898, the Bronx was gradually annexed to New York City and County; the City of Brooklyn (around today’s Downtown) gradually annexed the other municipalities in Kings County, such as Flatbush, until it took up the whole county; and Queens included the present Nassau and remained a bunch of different municipalities.

            In 1898, the old New York City / County (Manhattan and the Bronx) consolidated with the City of Brooklyn / Kings County, the Western half of Queens County, and the largely rural (as it would remain until the Verrazano Bridge) Richmond County (Staten Island). All municipal governments in those areas were instantly abolished. Nassau County would separate out the next year; and New York County would retreat to its original boundaries in 1912, creating Bronx County, the last in New York State.

            This heritage remains in the postal addresses NYCers put on their envelopes. Manhattanites write “New York.” In the Bronx you write “Bronx” and in Brooklyn, already a unified city by that name at consolidation, you write “Brooklyn.” But in Queens you write the name of your old municipality. A few of them, like Floral Park, lie half in Queens and half in Nassau! Staten Island is the odd man out; still quite rural until recently, it has an even stronger neighborhood culture than Queens and calls them “towns”; nonetheless, it has never written anything but “Staten Island” on its mail.

          21. DiegoF

            (The Bronx was originally part of Westchester County, if that wasn’t obvious.)

          22. l0b0t

            And here in Rockaway Beach, I would cut off my arm if the peninsula could secede from NYC and just be part of Nassau County. We have screwed over by our betters in Olde Manhattan Towne for more than a century.

        2. Trolleric the Goth

          it’s called the El in philly, too

          it’s also a half underground, half elevated system

        3. CPRM

          Half of NYC’s subway trains are elevated

          Like the one that goes to Coney Island.

          1. Number.6

            Once you get out of Manhattan, there’s a lot of elevated mileage.

            One of the fun things for New Yorkers to do is to follow the path The Warriors took if you consider all the locations and their sequence.

          2. Rhywun

            Fun fact: NYC is the only city in the world that has a subway system with less mileage today than 80 years ago. Because a lot of those elevateds they tore down never got replaced as promised.

          3. Just Say’n

            Eh, this conversation has become too NYC centered. We’re about three comments away from an argument about pizza.

          4. l0b0t

            SO, so, so much fun; particularly with an unlimited ride card so as to duck above ground periodically. It also makes angry knowing that all of the bathrooms are chained shut forever.

        4. DiegoF

          Both Chicago and NYC are part elevated, part underground (and part at grade). NYC being predominantly underground, they call the whole system “the subway” regardless of elevation; Chi being predominantly elevated, they call the whole thing “the el” regardless of elevation. Other cities are less arrogant and call their rail transit by a unique name like “the T” for Boston. DC is “the Metro” but I think it’s far from unique in that respect. (And it might refer to the system as a whole, including the much older buses.)

          1. Gilmore

            “other cities are less arrogant and call their rail transit by a unique name”

            I’ve never heard anyone suggest San Fran was ‘less arrogant’ for having the BART. which, in my personal opinion, is the gayest (perhaps apropos) of subway names.

          2. l0b0t

            Southwest Florida has the SCAT (Sarasota County Area Transportation) buses.

          3. MikeS

            What s shitty name!

    2. Chipwooder

      Hah! That’s actually one of the things that stands out in my mind about my one and only trip to Chicago, around NYE 1998 – riding the El and having to pick my feet up as a stream of urine trickled back towards me from the hobo in the seat in front of me.

    3. invisible finger

      How much did you take out of her purse?

      1. Just Say’n

        “Man in a suit robs college girl on train. The perpetrator has been dubbed “the asshole purse snatcher”.”

        – Chicago Tribune 3/21/2018

    4. Gilmore

      was reading a copy of “The New Yorker” (the magazine that shows that you’re a pretentious douche). On a train from a north side neighborhood to downtown in Chicago- she was reading “The New Yorker”.

      Its a literary magazine and has little real connection to NYC outside of the ‘talk of the town’ section.

      Its basically “Harpers” with a bigger budget

  30. The Late P Brooks

    I’d ask who Karen McDougall is, but it really doesn’t matter.

    1. Drake

      She was Playmate of the Year and supposedly had an affair with the man now our President. The press thinks that lower my opinion of the man. After closely examining the photos, nothing has been lowered.

      1. AlexinCT

        If it comes out Trump porked that, my esteem for the guy will just go up.

  31. Count Potato

    “Polygraphs, commonly called ‘lie detector’ tests, don’t measure the truth of what a subject says. Instead they track changes in heartbeat, breathing, perspiration, blood pressure and other indicators that proponents describe as evidence of deception.

    NBC News reported Tuesday that Clifford was asked by ‘Life & Style’ magazine to submit to the test seven years ago when she offered to sell an exclusive story of her torrid affair with the future president.

    The examiner who performed the test concluded that there was a 99 per cent chance she was telling the truth about having unprotected sex with the real estate tycoon.

    The White House has said Trump denies every allegation of sexual misconduct against the president, including those lodged by Clifford.”

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5524387/Stormy-Daniels-lawyer-says-passed-lie-detector-test-2011.html

  32. AlexinCT

    Not a bad idea, which is why I bet people that want to party in school will hate it.

    1. PieInTheSKy

      Meh I would not include English or Philosophy in that as long as they are freed from SJW byllshit

      1. AlexinCT

        That’s all those are these days, so….

        1. DiegoF

          English yes philosophy no.

          1. DiegoF

            Also history, particularly certain periods, is quite legitimate still. Don’t know why Pie excluded that.

          2. PieInTheSKy

            Didn’t really read the article thoroughly and just picked those to mention…

          3. AlexinCT

            Sadly, my husband still can’t apply for some jobs because he doesn’t have a college degree.

            Shame on that employer then for missing out on the opportunity. I have actually seen the reverse trend as employers now want people without the degree but a good track record. Granted, they often do because then they can pay the person less than they would someone with a college degree, but once they have realized that employee is worth the money, their pay will quickly go up as they try to avoid losing the individual.

            My advice is that your husband apply for the job even when it says they want the college degree BTW. Many may not work out, but that trend is shifting…

          4. Mojeaux

            My advice is that your husband apply for the job even when it says they want the college degree BTW.

            I’ve asked him to do that before, but right now he’s stuck where he is.

          5. trshmnstr

            I think this highlights part of the problem. As an example, one of my college friends wanted to parlay her history degree into a job with the CIA. Then she realized that meant taking the hard history classes and working her ass off like a STEM student for 6 semesters. So she decided to get a more general (read:mind-numbingly easy) history degree and drink 5 nights a week. Last I checked, she’s a manager at an apartment complex.

            Schools need to start axing the easy path if they want their humanities degrees taken seriously. It’s very hard to tell, as a person in a hiring position, whether a candidate’s 3.9 in History is because she kicked ass for 4 years while taking a difficult course load, or whether she spent more time in the campus bars than the classroom while taking the bare minimum to get her degree.

          6. Raven Nation

            “Schools need to start axing the easy path if they want their humanities degrees taken seriously.”

            Which then creates a new problem: numbers in the major decline and central administration won’t let you hire or decide to shutter your program. Most students in the Humanities don’t really want to learn anything, they just want to pass the class and get the degree because they’ll make more money with a college degree – or so they’ve been told.

            Not saying you’re wrong, just following through on the next layer of consequences.

          7. trshmnstr

            I think they’re around 5 years away from having to make those tough decisions anyway. It’s a poorly kept secret that most humanities degrees have an easy path, and there’s a reason for the barista stereotype. The demand for worthless degrees won’t dry up overnight, but there doesn’t need to beuch of a decline in demand before these bloated programs feel the pinch.

          8. Mojeaux

            because they’ll make more money with a college degree – or so they’ve been told.

            Sadly, my husband still can’t apply for some jobs because he doesn’t have a college degree.

          9. AlexinCT

            Sad but true Raven.

            The biggest lie foisted on these unsuspecting kids was that a college degree would increase your pay. College is an investment. If you decide to attend to just party for 4 or more years, and your degree is one of those given out en masse, expect a saturated market with little opportunity. Something any individual not steeped in the marxist nonsense and SJW bullshit high schools now seem to specialize in, would easily grasp.

            College is about the only investment where I have seen the majority of people pay a fortune to get the least amount of return from. Parents should wise up and make sure their kids are not sold this idiotic lie.

          10. Raven Nation

            Alex: I think some parents are getting there. And a lot of us in the Humanities are at least trying to explain to kids the variations in college degrees. Also discouraging them from debt, etc. But it’s hard when your chancellor makes the tired old public statement about the value of a college degree. Hell, I’m not a statistician but even I know comparing everyone with a degree to everyone without is stupid.

            Mojeaux: yeah, I know there are exceptions. But, as Alex points out down below, the overall equation is shifting. We had one kid in our program who racked up $20k in debt getting an MA in History – and we’re far from being a “name” institution. Plus he was a dick and struggled through with around a 3.0 average.

          11. trshmnstr

            Parents should wise up and make sure their kids are not sold this idiotic lie.

            Tangentially related question: 529/ESA or save it all in a non-tax-advantaged brokerage account? We’re at a point where the tax advantage wouldnt make or break the situation, but I hate throwing money away. On the other hand, I don’t want the fucked up incentives of “you can do anything you want, but here’s a huge pile of cash if you choose the college route”

          12. Mojeaux

            Something any individual not steeped in the marxist nonsense and SJW bullshit high schools now seem to specialize in, would easily grasp.

            The more I hear about other high schools, the more grateful I am for the one my kid goes to. Her history teacher has a Gadsden flag hanging in his classroom (he did this awesome demonstration of the evils of communism and he does call it evil) and the school in general goes heavy on the STEM.

          13. AlexinCT

            But it’s hard when your chancellor makes the tired old public statement about the value of a college degree.

            I have made it my duty to call people that peddle this half truth out. Yes, a college degree CAN increase your value and earnings, but not all college degrees – and I specifically mean to call out the disciplines one can study and not the difference in colleges themselves – are created equal. It should be treated as a return on investment. How much does it cost? How much debt will you need to get to get it? And more importantly, how big of an earning potential does it give you? These are critical questions one should ask before buying into this notion.

            Hell, I’m not a statistician but even I know comparing everyone with a degree to everyone without is stupid.

            In fact this is one of the main and vilest tropes of the crowd peddling the college degrees at all cost nonsense, Raven. It’s not accidental however that the people pushing this shit are all people that believe we shouldn’t have equality of opportunity, but equality of outcome.

            Too many young kids today have parents that are neither well informed or involved enough. As a parent, especially if you are going to pay any or all of it, you have a say in what they choose to do. I never get these parents that want to let their kid do whatever they want, even when they know the kid is making a mistake. You start from the wrong premise, and you are guaranteed to end in the wrong place.

    2. DiegoF

      Those are all legitimate disciplines, or at least used to be, for those with the aptitude and desire to enter academia in those areas. (Your career prospects are not good, however, and you aren’t qualified for much as a backup.) So it’s not inherent fat.

      More important is the fact that the school is downsizing in any capacity, specializing and focusing itself more narrowly. There is just way the fuck too much university out there in this country. Most should be closed, for the sake of all involved–most of all the students, who would, in one sense or another, all be better served elsewhere. People like these protesters are getting in the way. They want to “preserve our tradition” and so forth. Fuck your tradition. Your tradition is sucking. Shut that shit down.

    3. Mojeaux

      My parents wanted me to get the parchment. I probably would’ve done better in a trade school, but that was in the 80s.

      Now here it is 1.5 generations later (I had kids late), and I want my kids to go to trade school. That would be a school I’d send them to.

      1. AlexinCT

        In the 80s any college degree was worth the paper. That started declining in the 90s. After the turn of the century things went south fast. Sadly most of the ones coming out of colleges these days are not worth the paper anymore as they actually never thought these kids to think, solve problems, of actually do work of value…

        1. trshmnstr

          The thing to watch is how slowly universities come to the sinking realization that people don’t value the paper anymore. They don’t know what to do with themselves when tuition and enrollment aren’t on exponential curves.

          1. The obvious solution is to blame the legislature for their problems and harangue for an increase in funding.

          2. AlexinCT

            The thing to watch is how slowly universities come to the sinking realization that people don’t value the paper anymore.

            Tell me about it. I do a lot of interviewing for my company, and the trend is just saddening considering the people I interview actually have degrees in disciplines that require more than all nighters the day before finals. Shit, something over a year ago I had some moron with a CS degree from Yale, and all they had going for them was a mountain of student debt, an insane amount of unearned confidence in non-existent skills, and a disposition that all but said pay me a ton to come here and make your workplace a living fucking hell for the productive. Needless to say, I as the technical guy downvoted this idiot (and I do that with everyone like that which has a bad attitude and lacks skills). All but one of the others loved the kid’s sense of entitlement and mindset, and they still hired the kid. Now they are dying to find a way to fire the entitled princess.

            At least it is not my problem, and I made sure that was the case when they overrode my recommendation.

        2. Mojeaux

          I’m leaning on my kids HARD to get into STEM. My girl is in freshman engineering (high school–I know, right?!) and she’s a good artist, so I’m pushing both. My ADHD-addled and Aspie-borderline-autistic kid who is managing junior high just fine without parental involvement (I’m shocked) will probably end up as an independent landscaper because he accidentally acquired a landscaper-mentor and has an entrepreneurial streak a mile wide.

          1. AlexinCT

            I’m leaning on my kids HARD to get into STEM. My girl is in freshman engineering (high school–I know, right?!) and she’s a good artist, so I’m pushing both.

            That’s the way to do it Mojeaux. Study something you can earn a living with, and if you can also do that, study your passion. My adopted son whose birth mom drank and did drugs while she was pregnant with him ended up with dyslexia and a seizure disorder he outgrew, but it was evident to me from an early age that despite the fact he was tenacious about learning that he was not going to do well in college. He got a car mechanic degree and has had a steady job for 4 years now. He is good at what he does, shows up on time, and works his ass off. His dream is to own his own place, and he will likely do so in time. Half of his friends, the majority of them ones that went to college, dropped out and now either spend the day as unpaid professional Playstation 4 players or working minimum wage jobs when they can find one. The key here is attitude more than aptitude IMO…

          2. Mojeaux

            That’s great. For a while, I was pushing plumbing and electricity and HVAC so they’d have steady jobs, but neither are cut out for those. Also, my plumber told me it was a bad idea because non-rough-in plumbers are expected to sell up while they’re in the home.

            I took my girl to a “women in engineering” event and we found out there are lots of places for women that do not require four years of hard math to get into.

            I asked every one of them if they had a problem with sexual harassment or men not taking them seriously because they’re women. Every one of them said they’d never been sexually harassed, and the only reason they were not taken seriously was when they were younger, especially if they were younger and in a supervisory OR inspectorly role. They all also said that as they proved their competence (and got older), that stopped. (Well, gee, sounds like every youngun in a new position…)

          3. AlexinCT

            I took my girl to a “women in engineering” event and we found out there are lots of places for women that do not require four years of hard math to get into.

            My advice is for her to try her best to actually shoot as high as she can with the hard disciplines. She will never regret that and she will have opportunities galore.

            Also, men in STEM fields tend to not be the kinds that would harass anyone, with a minuscule few exceptions. Women in STEM, especially those with hard disciplines, have unlimited opportunities these days for the obvious reasons. In the end though, like with all things in life, what decides if you succeed or not is your personal attitude and approach to your work. As the saying goes, and I paraphrase, those that work hard tend to always get lucky.

          4. My wife only reports one kind of “discriminatory” incident at her engineering workplace, in the form of an Iranian immigrant quality manager at the customer who doesn’t seem to like talking to wimminz.

          5. invisible finger

            We tried soft-pushing the stepdaughter into STEM but she wanted to do musical theater. Oy. She can sing and dance well enough and has been doing so for a while so we were encouraging her to minor in something useful. Then she went to a theater seminar last summer and was so disgusted with the proggie bullshit and associated numbskull “teachers” (some of them, not all) running it that she kinda soured on it. Started increasing her interest in voice lessons and now wants to major in music-vocal performance. Although we weren’t much happier with that course of action, she is taking top honors in nearly every high school state vocal competition and is acing her AP Music Theory course in high school. She is determined and disciplined (just like her mother), so we figure that will be the saving grace for her no matter what she winds up doing for a living. And she’s got scholarship offers so we have to encourage what seems to be working for her.

          6. Mojeaux

            I did tell my daughter that if she pursues art, she needs to go all in with an eye toward getting a job at Hallmark (headquartered here). Illustration, graphic design, that sort of thing.

          7. AlexinCT

            We tried soft-pushing the stepdaughter into STEM but she wanted to do musical theater. Oy. She can sing and dance well enough and has been doing so for a while so we were encouraging her to minor in something useful.

            My father told me to figure out how to pay for my education myself, because him doing it for me would only deprive me of a valuable life lesson. Believe me, it was a valuable lesson, and I graduated with degrees that could/would make me money and made sure I had no debt.

            A good friend of mine told his kids he would help pay for their schooling if he felt they were concentrating on a discipline that would return on the investment. They were free to pursue whatever they wanted though, but he would not pay if he felt they were handicapping themselves.

            Many parents forget that paying for their kids higher ed is a choice, not an obligation, and as such, it can and should come with strings attached.

          8. kinnath

            We told our kids they could live at home as long as they wanted, but we weren’t paying for college (because we were still paying our own student loans).

          9. AlexinCT

            As someone that had to pay for their own higher ed (and my parents could afford it quite easily), I am going to tell you that made a world of difference in how I approached it all and what I came away with. Granted I knew what I wanted to do at an early age, and did it, so I am likely an outlier, but I suspect when your choices hit your pocket, you are far more inclined to pay closer attention and seek a better deal, kinnath.

            There are some valuable lessons you learn when you are expected to be responsible for your own future we deprive kids off when things are too easy to do. Life is always hard, but trying to make it easy for your kids too often turns out to be far more likely to end as something of a detriment than a boon.

  33. Count Potato

    “Former City Council Speaker Christine Quinn, an openly gay supporter of Gov. Andrew Cuomo, called Cynthia Nixon an “unqualified lesbian” a day after the actress announced she’s going to challenge the governor in a primary.

    In an interview with The Post, Quinn also denounced Nixon for endorsing Bill de Blasio over her in the 2013 Democratic primary for mayor.

    “I’m surprised by this race. It’s a flight of fancy on her part,” Quinn said of Nixon’s announcement Monday that she would take on Cuomo in September’s Democratic primary.

    “Cynthia Nixon was opposed to having a qualified lesbian become mayor of New York City. Now she wants an unqualified lesbian to be the governor of New York. You have to be qualified and have experience. She isn’t qualified to be the governor,” Quinn said.”

    https://nypost.com/2018/03/20/christine-quinn-bashes-unqualified-lesbian-cynthia-nixon/

    1. robc

      Which is worse, a Cuomo or a de Blasio supporter?

      Sounds like a lose-lose situation for new york.

      1. Just Say’n

        de Blasio is unbearably worse

        1. Rhywun

          ^This

          Though they’re saying now that Nixon is going to drag Cuomo further to the left just like Teachout did the last election.

          1. DiegoF

            I certainly hope not. For one thing, the plastic bag fee–a longstanding concern of mine–hangs on it. I’m not optimistic.

          2. Rhywun

            It’s not that he’s going loony-left so much as getting cozier with the pubsec unions. So we’ll probably get to keep our plastic bags but he’ll go after charter schools (he was a big supporter at the beginning) and continue driving out the middle class. Yay.

          3. Just Say’n

            Remember when Cory Booker and Elizabeth Warren supported charter schools? That was fun

          4. AlexinCT

            Liawatha, or was it Fauxahantis, was looking out for her people!

          5. DiegoF

            Well, she was a Republican before she became a socialist. (Early 20th century style!) Maybe it was just the BIA boarding schools she wanted to reform. Her people were not even allowed to speak their own language!

        2. Gilmore

          – Cuomo is more-criminal

          (he just had his 2 closest aides for 30+years go to jail in kickback scam he orchestrated)

          – DeBlasio is more insufferable

          (because he has to endlessly posture to the left of Al Sharpton in order to maintain his woke bona-fides with the retard urban left; but when you peel back the fascade he’s just another union-protecting hack)

    2. Stinky Wizzleteats

      She’s insulting lesbians based on their lesbianism but she means well.

      1. commodious spittoon

        It seems a little more revelatory than that, actually: she’s admitting that “lesbian” is seen as an automatic qualifier in her party, and she’s trying to split hairs between “really” qualified lesbians and lesbians who merely qualify by being lesbian. Just more dismal identitarian horseshit, but I love watching the unintentional honesty and backbiting.

        1. Rhywun

          She’s just pissed that she never the mayor job she thought she “deserved” and that her career is over.

          1. commodious spittoon

            These people live and die by the mantra, “It’s not my fault!”

      2. Being a prog means never having to say you’re sorry.

        1. AlexinCT

          Or using logic, reason, facts, or truth to form opinions, ideas, and especially passing laws that fuck over people but make you feel good..

    3. Tonio

      Credentialism and a true Scotsman. Delicious.

      1. MikeS

        Burge’s followers often have damn good material as well:

        Brendan Quinn
        ‏ @brendanqstar
        17h17 hours ago
        Replying to @iowahawkblog

        Man the whole professional licensing thing is getting out of hand.

    1. Drake

      I love how nobody panics. They just get mad and slowly head for the exits.

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Albanians….

      My favorite response from the US ambassador, who has apparently never been to the region.

      Violence as a political tool has no place in #Kosovo. I urge MPs to reconvene and finish the vote today.

      1. Just Say’n

        “I’m the US ambassador and I was asleep during the 90’s. What’s a ‘Yugoslavia’?”

        1. MikeS

          A shitty compact car.

          1. Badolph Hilter

            Put it in ‘H’ !

    3. thepasswordispassword

      No way that’s tear gas. Probably just smoke.

  34. PieInTheSKy

    Why the lost kingdom of Patagonia is a live issue for Chile’s Mapuche people

    The Kingdom of Araucania and Patagonia was dismissed as the 19th century folly of a quixotic Frenchman but it left a powerful legacy of indigenous sovereignty

    https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/mar/21/kingdom-mapuche-chile-patagonia-araucania

    1. commodious spittoon

      One wonders whether The Guardian published similarly neutral pieces detailing the Bundies’ fight with the feds over legitimate gripes about federal heavy-handedness and state sovereignty.

      Aw, just kidding. I imagine they treated the Bundies as white supremacists little different from Nazi revanchists.

  35. The Late P Brooks

    “Cynthia Nixon was opposed to having a qualified lesbian become mayor of New York City. Now she wants an unqualified lesbian to be the governor of New York. You have to be qualified and have experience. She isn’t qualified to be the governor,” Quinn said.”

    What the…? What are these “qualifications” of which she speaks?

    1. Mr Lizard

      STEVE SMITH CANT QUALIFY EITHER JUST SAYIN

    2. AlexinCT

      It’s all identity shit that changes constantly with these people. Being able to do the job don’t matter. That is why we have the world we have today where credentialed douchebags look down on us plebes for daring to point out they are fucking us over.

    3. DiegoF

      qualified lesbian…
      What the…? What are these “qualifications” of which she speaks?

      No bulls or fatties.

    4. Juvenile Bluster

      Do you have any idea how much paperwork there is to qualify as lesbian?

      (and if you think that’s bad, you should see how much there is to qualify as bisexual)

      1. Lachowsky

        You have to have 400 hours of muff diving performed under a qualified supervisor before you can even apply for the permit to get a journeyman lesbian qualification.

        1. Unreconstructed

          I bow to your earlier, and funnier, take on this angle.

      2. Unreconstructed

        I always assumed lesbian qualification trials would be oral in nature.

      3. Count Potato

        Twice as much?

    1. one true athena

      listening to this now, and holy shit, he says 58% of the incoming class as Cal State Fresno are remediated. That means more than half incoming freshman don’t have basic English and Math and need remedial classes.

      35 minutes of “This state is so poorly managed”. Depressing.

  36. The Late P Brooks

    Up until last July, there was no law against having an open container in a vehicle in Arkansas. Damned statist finally got that outlawed last year.

    Montana’s got picked off a few years ago.

    1. DiegoF

      Isn’t there a longstanding unfunded mandate from USDOT on this? They’ve probably been wavering for the past 20 years and decided to crack down.

      1. Lachowsky

        I don’t know about Montana, but they had to pass a law that specifically outlawed open containers in arkansas.

  37. PieInTheSKy

    I stayed silent on child abuse. And I blame religion for that
    Katie Edwards

    https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2018/mar/21/silent-child-abuse-religion-rotherham-weinstein

    I am not saying it is not bad or true but this article kinda smells like well christian white men are to blame really … Which does not change the fact that there are white men rapists and they should be punished or that the victims should not speak out. Just I dunno the timing of this article makes me kinda cynical.

    It didn’t even occur to us to tell an adult what had happened. We knew we would be blamed (“What did you think would happen if you hang around with men?”) – I am no expert in British culture but I doubt a that a significant number of British parents would blame their daughter for being assaulted .

    1. Just Say’n

      When Muslims run a rape gang the real issue is Christians or something

      1. PieInTheSKy

        Again I am not saying locals in certain areas do not have abusive behavior, or even cultures that encourage it. Especially among certain poor areas. But I dislike that I became cynical enough to see articles such as this trying to shift blame from something that is a bigger problem. Worse abuse, more organized etc.

        And I would say the priority is to improve the local situation before importing an even worse one

        1. Just Say’n

          I don’t think that’s being cynical. This is the point: deflection. If they choose to deal with the local issue they will be in an uncomfortable position of having to reexamine and lay blame upon politicians and policies that they support.

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      I think she is correct about one reason why the abuse has gotten so bad in the UK, and it should be addressed directly and forcefully. But it is only one component among many reasons, not the least of which is a moral relativism and progressive political parties willing to sacrifice their own constituents on the altar of multiculturalism.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        To be clear, the UK has a reputation for abuse by the upper class as well. It’s a stain on the upper class in general and on Thatcher’s legacy in specific.

        https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2014/07/07/a-big-political-cover-up-of-1980s-pedophile-ring-in-u-k-parliament/?utm_term=.d2f98afdd272

        1. PieInTheSKy

          I was under the impression that pedophile ring story is not really proven

          1. Scruffy Nerfherder

            I’m interested in 6’s take on it, but my impression is that pedophilia has a long and well established history among the upper classes in Britain. Probably has a lot to do with boarding schools and the opportunities they present.

      2. Just Say’n

        “moral relativism”

        True

    3. DiegoF

      Sounds like her whole environment was suffused with a bad culture that nurtured this predation in many ways. I don’t know what the fuck religion has to do with it, except that as a little girl she, already thoroughly infused with that culture, thoroughly misinterpreted a Bible lesson that had absolutely nothing to do with what she thought it did. And she chose to bookend this passage with mentions of her religious education; and the headline writer didn’t help things either. Distracts from any thoughtfulness and makes the whole thing look like a cynical P.C. “anti-Islamophobia” exercise in false equivalency.

    4. Tonio

      Maximum derp just ratcheted up a notch.

    1. AlexinCT

      The problem here is Joy Behar’s stupidity…

      1. Count Potato

        Reid.

        But they are both morons.

        1. DiegoF

          Joy Reid is one of the dumbest bitches on television and constantly embarrasses herself on Twitter and in writing but progs are for some reason convinced she is some sort of intellectual. I thought they were kidding at first. I have no idea what the fuck is going on. She is not even smart at her game, the way Maddow is. This one is a total mystery.

    2. Drake

      That doesn’t make sense on any level. I could buy an AR this afternoon even in NJ (minus an evil feature or 2). It would take me months to get a pistol purchase permit again here.

      I assume the kid concealed the pistol until he found the person he wanted to shoot. Is she saying the NRA wants to make concealable AR’s?

    3. Is Joy actually suggesting that the 9mm is a less-lethal round? Or is it somehow worse to be shot at close range with a carbine than a handgun? There’s so much idiocy here I can’t even dissect it all. Regardless, as Breitbart points out, the kid couldn’t legally purchase any firearm in Maryland, being a minor. Besides which, getting a handgun is much harder than getting a rifle here, unless of course you just take your dad’s pistol, which obviously wouldn’t be impacted by any legislation whatsoever. Particularly if, say, your dad is a cop and has a take-home weapon, as almost all police do.

      As a side-note, my cousin by marriage goes to that high school. He was up here with the rest of us for a viewing, ironically, and the funeral scheduled today was postponed because of the snow storm.

      1. Number.6

        Well, it’s slower than a .223, as any fule kno.

        1. I’d almost forgotten that little gem. I mean, if you applied the casual ignorance of very basic firearms knowledge that pro-regulation people display to, say, abortion, they’d be run out of town on a rail. But I guess it’s no different than breed bans against “pit bull type dogs” or anti-vaping laws. Which says something very important about the kinds of people who are the loudest proponents of government regulation and bans.

          1. Number.6

            It’s a powerful argument in support of suppressors and subsonic ammo.

          2. Number.6

            Actually, that argument about the relative velocities made me laugh. There have to be representatives who visit youtube channels that obsess over “knock down power” and kinetic energy.

            I imagined Nancy Pelosi and Maxine Waters poring over a laptop screen running an IraqiVeteran8888 video talking about the relative merits of 7.62×51 vs 7.62×39, taking notes.

          3. thepasswordispassword

            They might try to revive the greentip ban.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Condoms must be able to resist the friction of at least 100,000 thrusts, the company says. They haven’t tested an upper limit beyond that.

      The Energizer Bunny approves.

      1. “100,000 thrusts”

        Now I’m going to be counting the next time I get lucky.

        1. Drake

          We’ll be rootin for you.

          1. Raven Nation

            +1 Antipodean slang

            But Swiss will get ya.

      2. AlexinCT

        That sounds like a lot of reuse…

      3. Spartacus

        Wonder how they test that.

    2. Number.6

      … maybe just a little.

  38. The Late P Brooks

    I don’t know about Montana, but they had to pass a law that specifically outlawed open containers in arkansas.

    Same in Montana.

  39. straffinrun

    Just lost a 15k yearly contract that was up for renewal. Not my fault at all and they admit as much. They just suck at what they do and the management side has destroyed sales. I shouldn’t have taken the contract in the first place given it was an obviously fucked up company, but they paid really well. We’ll be fine because this is only one of eight contracts I got going at the moment. Life lesson: Don’t take work from a company you know is run like crap just because they pay well. It’ll wind up giving you headaches later in life.

    1. AlexinCT

      Life lesson: Don’t take work from a company you know is run like crap just because they pay well. It’ll wind up giving you headaches later in life.

      Very good advice. If I may add, also avoid working for government companies in places where said government is prone to obscene failures (any blue state)…

      1. straffinrun

        That’s the kicker, Alex. Five of my contracts are with the government. Seriously, *sigh*. They pay insanely high for what I do, so that is a bigger opium fix to kick.

        1. AlexinCT

          They usually have to pay insanely high to attract people that otherwise would say it is not worth the risk Straffin. I used to do a lot of work for the Feds (never was stupid enough to work for the blue states I unfortunately ended up living in) and this trend always was obvious. When the pay seems to be too good, that usually is because the project is shit and they will fuck things up. That having been said, I know some people that have made a killing taking the risk and working for government (especially state or municipal government). It did help that they were connected and that they likely did some underhanded shit to get the contracts too. Yeah, from my personal observations, these lucky people were hardcore democrats, purely by chance I surmise.

          1. straffinrun

            I’m not making a killing, but it would be a big hit to the bottom line to cut off the govt work. It is a bit different than the U.S. and I think most of the people I work with have a work ethic (despite working for the state) that doesn’t exist in government workers in the states. Justifying a bit, but also a “when in Rome” thing, too.

          2. Shorter version: I’m just a welfare queen.

    2. commodious spittoon

      But is there a salaryman somewhere who’s going to throw himself in front of a bullet train as a result?

      1. straffinrun

        Lol. To off yourself in front of a bullet train would take quite the effort.

    3. CPRM

      You could make some cash convincing Takara to dub their Transformers episodes into english. The only english dubs that exist now were done in Singapore, and they have, um, issues.

  40. AlexinCT

    What government run healthcare always ends up looking like in the end. I admit I didn’t read the whole article, but this being the WaPo, I am goign to make a bet the author never mentions the reason that they have this problem in the first place: socialism.

  41. The Late P Brooks

    Life lesson: Don’t take work from a company you know is run like crap just because they pay well. It’ll wind up giving you headaches later in life.

    Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

  42. Stinky Wizzleteats

    Is anyone aware of what’s going on over at YouTube? Supposedly they’re banning gun related material but I subscribe to several gun channels and nothing’s missing. Has anyone noticed any of this stuff getting purged?

    1. trshmnstr

      Spike tactical got booted, but thats the only one I’m aware of, and they tend to push the boundaries.

      1. straffinrun

        That was a while ago, though IIRC.

        1. Stinky Wizzleteats

          He’s a bit longwinded and all but if Hicock45 gets booted I really am done with them, I won’t even follow a link.

          1. Drake

            This – that’s when the app gets uninstalled.

          2. kinnath

            I watched a lot of videos from Hickock45 in the months before we bought out pistols last December.

          3. Stinky Wizzleteats

            He’s the biggest that I know of on YT. There are a lot of other great gun channels there too. If you need to fix or install anything on your firearm, which can be tricky if you don’t know what you’re doing, you van find a how to video there. If they do away with that they’ll lose a lot of people.

    2. Drake

      Hickok45 talked about. His videos are still going up.

      1. Stinky Wizzleteats

        Ugh, released recently apparently-YouTube’s new policy on firearms:

        https://support.google.com/youtube/answer/7667605

        1. kbolino

          The first click of the ratchet

  43. Count Potato

    “The Livestock Levy: are regulators considering meat taxes?

    Could taxation of meat products be a way to mitigate these global challenges? The pathway to taxation typically starts when there is global consensus that an activity or product harms society. This leads to an assessment of their financial costs to the public, which in turn results in support for some form of additional taxation. Taxes on tobacco, carbon and sugar have followed this playbook.

    For example, a 2015 report from the World Health Organization (WHO) classifying processed meat as carcinogenic echoes similar reports on the harmful effects of tobacco and sugar; while the work of the University of Oxford quantified the potential cost savings from reductions in meat consumption, echoing the UK’s Stern Review in 2006 – which first made the case to invest now to mitigate climate change or risk paying much more later.

    Meat taxes are already on the agenda in Denmark, Sweden and Germany, and although no proposals have advanced into actual legislation, long-term investors should take note of the compelling arguments being made, especially in Denmark and Sweden. It was in the Nordics that the first carbon tax was introduced in 1990.”

    http://www.fairr.org/resource/livestock-levy-regulators-considering-meat-taxes/

    1. Stinky Wizzleteats

      “are regulators considering meat taxes?”

      Of course they are…

    2. AlexinCT

      What’s next? Meat beating taxes?

    3. Rhywun

      Fuck

      off

      1. DiegoF

        To be clear, that was Rhy’s response to AlexinCT’s tax proposal, not Northern Europe’s.

        1. Rhywun

          That would be a fuck-off. Or maybe fuck-a-thon.

  44. Count Potato

    “All-women’s college asks profs not to call students ‘women’

    Mount Holyoke College, an all-women’s school, is asking professors to avoid calling students “women” or otherwise referring to “the two genders.”

    The Supporting Trans and Non-Binary Students guide was created by officials at the college, which touts its legacy as an all-women’s college, in an effort to promote a “gender neutral” classroom environment.

    “When discussing the student body, say ‘Mount Holyoke students’ rather than ‘Mount Holyoke women,’” it instructs professors. “Avoid making statements like ‘We’re all women here…’, or referring to ‘…the two genders…’”

    The guide claims that “many students spend the first day of class braced against various types of disrespect,” such as “professors who mispronounce their names, call them by the wrong name entirely, misgender them, and so on.”

    To avoid accidentally insulting students, the guide instructs faculty members to avoid calling names from attendance rosters and instead invite students to introduce themselves during class.”

    https://www.campusreform.org/?ID=10660

    1. commodious spittoon

      Burn. It. Down.

    2. MikeS

      “many students spend the first day of class braced against various types of disrespect,” such as “professors who mispronounce their names, call them by the wrong name entirely, misgender them, and so on.”

      Oh, the humanity!

    3. Badolph Hilter

      I don’t understand, how is it an all-women’s school then? Or did they also engineer some replacement term for “all-women’s school” ? If so, I kind of want to know what it is, out of morbid curiosity.

  45. Count Potato

    “Student barred from class for claiming there are two genders

    According to Ingle, the class was forced to watch a Ted-Talk on February 28 featuring Paula Stone, a transgender woman, who gave examples of “mansplaining,” “male privilege,” and systematic sexism. Following the video, Ingle wrote that the instructor “opened the floor to WOMEN ONLY. Barring men from speaking until the women in the class have had their chance to speak.”

    After some time had elapsed, Ingle stated he “took this opportunity to point out the official view of biologists who claim there are only two biological genders,” and refuted the “gender wage gap,” after which class resumed as normal.

    “The floor was opened, and not a single woman spoke. Thirty seconds or so passed and still no woman had spoken. So, I decided it was permissible for me to enter the conversation, especially because I felt the conversation itself was completely inappropriate in its structure,” Ingle told Campus Reform. “I objected to the use of the anecdotal accounts of one woman’s experience to begin a discussion in which they were considered reality. It was during my objection that Dr. Downie attempted to silence me because I am not a woman.””

    https://www.campusreform.org/?ID=10622

    1. AlexinCT

      Yeah, this story – especially the damned that he apologize or face even harsher punishment for daring to challenge the left’s idiocy – shows us how bad things have gotten…

      1. Stinky Wizzleteats

        For every one of these people that speak up there have to be dozens who are harassed by faculty /staff that we never hear about because they drop the issue. Things seem to be rapidly getting worse on a number of fronts lately.

    2. kbolino

      If there are more than two genders, but only women were allowed to speak for a time, wouldn’t that be exclusionary of the genders other than male and female?

      Do they even believe their own bullshit?

      1. Stinky Wizzleteats

        Pointing out logical inconsistencies is harassment.

      2. Those people are on the list of people whose arguments I won’t even pretend to entertain.

    3. tarran

      Let’s take a page from Saul Alinsky, and make them live by their rules.

      I identify as non-binary. My pronouns are:

      Nominitive: oripica eg Enraged, oripica called out the rad-fem for failing to punch a Nazi.
      Genitive: askyuk eg Oripica proved askyuk point by showing the video of the rad-fem walking by the Nazi and not doing anything.
      Dative masto eg Oripica then invited the rad-fem to apologize to masto and the rest of the woke community.
      Accusitive ollader eg The rad fem shrieked “Fuck you!” and attempted to punch ollader in askyuk “no no place” <- This was a hate crime worse that Auschwitz
      Ablative shertic eg Seeing oripica balling askyuk fists, the rad fem tried to run away from shertic.
      Locative lustent eg Luckily, oripica had taken the precauting of bringing askyuk most woke friends, who grabbed the rad fem, and dragged her back to lustent. After they threw her at askyuk feet, oripica, in an act of self defense against nazism, stomped her face until her nose shattered and her face was a bloody ruin.

      Use them wrong, and I will be reporting you to the local human rights tribunal. Be warned.

      Oh, and next week they'll grow a syllable longer, or change. Who knows what the future holds?

      1. Badolph Hilter

        Let’s take a page from Saul Alinsky, and make them live by their rules.

        Not that I don’t like the idea, but I think “make them live by their own rules” only works if they have an iota of reluctance about being blatantly hypocritical. As far as I’m able to tell, their big minds brook no such hobgoblins.