Re: last week’s prediction of a political assassination? Nailed it. I honestly should have made the poisoning prediction, what with Scorpio being involved and all, but it’s been so long since I’ve done this I was pessimistic about my prognositcatory prowess.
So, we’ve got most of the planets lining up: The Sun, Mars, Jupiter and Venus with Mercury in opposition. This indicates that people with power get the best sexual partners, and that this condition is unlikely to change. No shit? Thanks for the insight, celestial sphere. No really, I can’t wait to see what you have to tell me next. Maybe something about the relationship between water and wetness? Fire and heat? Progs and progging? Honestly, there are times when it just isn’t worth it to drag the star charts out, much less look up.
The sun is (still) in Pisces, but nothing else is. So all you Pisceses out there, just keep being y’alls double-fishy selves and enjoy it while it lasts.
We still have Jupiter retrograde in Scorpio, but with Mars moving out of Sagittarius into Capricorn, we don’t have the immediate threat happening. Instead, this is looking less like sabotage and more like Leaders being general rake-stepping fuckups. With extra belligerence, because…
As I mentioned before, we have Mars in Capricorn. This bodes well for Battlestars, and cautions everyone else that maybe they are the ones being an asshole this week.1 Doubly so because Saturn (exalted) is also in Capricorn. Bad luck, loss, destruction… fighting is bad m’kay? Postpone any planned fights.
Now, for the one thing that you were all interested in last week’s revelation: yes, this week both Venus and Mercury remain in Aries. But joining it is the moon. Not only does this increase all the influences of the conjuncted planets, but with the Moon’s pull on the heartstrings and emotions, you are much more likely to form a deep, spiritual bond with your wooly lover (though why you would want this, I have no idea since I’m not a dirty kiwi.2,3,4) Also everyone knows: moon means anal.
1 This week?
2 Or Scot
3 Or Welshman
4 Or a lawyer who’s initials might be A.A.W.
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Nailed. True.
Also, to toot my horn, as I noted, it was a binary agent.
toot my horn
Enough with the euphemisms!
Latest advancements in Mental Institutions.
http://www.sanluisobispo.com/news/local/investigations/article205552634.html
What a bunch of bullshit. Even when it’s obvious that he’s in critical condition and the paramedics are treating him, you can see the pig-faced officers standing around giggling.
How fucking cold-hearted and completely lacking of empathy do you have to be to be joking around while a man -who is in your care- lays dieing literally at your feet? What a couple pathetic examples of a human beings.
Maybe that should be the LE recruiting slogan…
If you are so fucking cold-hearted and completely lacking of empathy that you can be joking around while a man -who is in your care- lays dieing [sic] literally at your feet – have we got a job for you!
You had to [sic] my typo. How fucking cold-hearted and…
Sorry, carry on.
“moon means anal”
I like to keep my favorite body part out of shitholes.
Mae gennym safonau yng Nghymru, yn wahanol i’r Albaniaid gwaedlyd.
There are places in the world where wearing that could get you killed.
Montana?
Why do you hate the Basques?
No one expects the Spanish Inquisition.
OT some scheisty mammals are screwing with armslist.com and I am trying to further my collection.
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The site was timing out for about an hour. I’m pretty certain someone will try to screw with their hosting company or their domain
Looking over everything I missed this morning I have to say that I am alarmed at how divided the country is. We are really two different countries now with no border between them. I was especially alarmed over the video linked to in the links where the guy at the PTA meeting is trying to convince the other parents to harden the school. They all pissed their pants, called him nuts and offered nothing whatsoever as a sensible solution or criticism of what he was saying. They really are just pure useful idiots with a cabbage between their ears. Is the country going to have to split?
I see the NYT is advocating a sliding scale for legal fines depending on the offender’s income level. They really are just attacking rule of law from every angle.
How did we get here?
Colleges being indoctrination centers for marxism especially when it comes to school teachers and journalist both who pass on the indoctrination to their customers. So you have sheep vs non-sheep.
I know what is happening, I am just puzzled as to how we let it happen. This shit should have been shot, stomped and set on fire long ago.
Women’s suffrage?
It goes all the way down to the first grade of elementary school now. Add to that, the leftists are in complete control of the media. The only way to fix this is to end public education, otherwise within 2 generations from now, nearly 100% of the public will be dumb sheep and we’ll have a one person authoritarian leader like China. No free speech, no gun rights, no anything rights except the right to do what you are told, or else.
Prediction:,delicious brunch and cocktails at the place at the end of my block. Mani/pedi’s after that. It’s a tough life.
Follow up to morning links. Man and Teen found.
http://nbc4i.com/2018/03/17/missing-teen-man-who-signed-her-out-of-school-located-in-mexico/
According to deputy and school counselors, Florida school shooter should have institutionalized, keeping him from legally getting guns.
But lets outlaw guns first.
Link
Some of the replies in that are horrifying. At this point, I assume anyone who claims they aren’t trying to impose a gun ban but are in favor of stricter “gun control” as a means of preventing mass shootings is either lying or has no idea what gun laws are currently in place.
That’s to be expected. The way the media and the Democraps talk, you’d think that a 10-year old can take an M249 SAW through the self-checkout at Wal-Mart.
… Perhaps when we establish Libertopia, 10-year olds will be able to get full-autos from a drive-through on the way to the heroin emporium, but that day is far off.
according to the BBC, it’s not just the Welsh dudes that ae down for some lanolin lovin’
https://youtu.be/qeFY-XxqfG4?t=30
We know Wales isn’t in England, guys.* We just feign ignorance to annoy you and let you know that we don’t care.
*Or: any other wrong notion about Europe.
It’s not a fishing expedition
The investigation into Russian meddling in the 2016 election has expanded to include President Trump’s family business, with the special counsel, Robert S. Mueller III, subpoenaing the Trump Organization for documents related to Russia.
Rambling litany of things which might have or almost-could-have happened. Totally leads me to believe Putin put Trump in the White House in furtherance of his Evil Genius Conquers the World agenda.
To be honest, my guess is that mule face is getting lots of free tax payer money to investigate … something. So as long as he’s allowed to do it, it will just go on forever.
Well this is the most bug fuck nutty bat shit crazy thing I’ve seen in a while:
https://www.jihadwatch.org/2018/03/muslim-cleric-all-the-corruption-suffered-by-humanity-is-planned-by-the-jews
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All the corruption suffered by humanity is planned by the Jews. All the films about crime, killing, and abduction are produced by the Jews. Jews are behind all the films of prostitution and abomination. I don’t know what percentage of our people watch films of sex and prostitution on their cellphones day and night.
The main alcohol manufacturers in Europe and America are Jews. The corruption of our women’s fashion was planned by the Jews. The moral disintegration is concocted by the Jews. To make a long story short: The Jews plan to make people leave their religion.
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The Jews said that Allah is poor and stingy and that they are rich. This is why, my brothers, the Jews are stingy. They do not pay their collaborators. They give them some change to top up their cellphones or have a meal somewhere. But how do they ensnare people? For that the Jews use women. They issued a religious ruling that says it is no big deal if Jewish girls have sex with non-Jewish men, so long as it is in the service of Zionism. Therefore, most of the [Arab] presidents and leaders were filmed having sex with [former Israeli Foreign Minister Tzipi] Livni, and they are constantly being threatened with this.
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Weekly World News is better for your brain.
Weekly World News was fucking awesome! I keep an old issue on my coffee table. The cover story is “Aliens Going Home: Why They’re Leaving“. Also mentioned is “How Did This 6-Year Old Get So Ripped?” and “Asia Miner: Family Digs To China“.
It’s really hard for me to pick a favorite. I’m partial to “Einstein’s brain comes to life…and goes on a rampage!” but “Elvis tells alien bigfoot to shut us down” is not to be tossed aside lightly.
And this is just gold
RAWR! STEVE SMITH LOSE WEIGHT! TIRED OF HIKERS GETTING AWAY!
All the corruption suffered by humanity is planned by the Jews.
I KNEW IT!
You know who else blamed everything on the Jews?
Mel Gibson?
The Wilderness?…
Yahweh?
Ramses II?
Pontius Pilate?
Eric Cartman?
Henry Ford?
It must be naptime. “Start your engines” order was just given at Fontana.
I just got blown over by the F16s, fuckers..
We always seemed to be coming back (to San Diego) from Mammoth the Sunday evening after that race.
https://www.npr.org/sections/parallels/2018/03/16/594357361/from-pride-to-protest-how-russians-feel-about-their-presidential-election
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Makar Vikhliyantsev is one of those millennials. He’s 33, and dresses like a Silicon Valley software engineer.
He says that he’s old enough to remember a time before Putin. There were lines for food when he was a small child and barely anyone he knew had a car.
“I felt ashamed for my country and for my president. And when Putin came, this sense of shame vanished. I gained this sense of pride. So you know, this is very cool.”
He says when he bought his first car, there were only two or three other cars in his apartment’s lot. Now you can barely find a parking spot. “Life has improved,” he says.
And Vikhliyantsev says that Putin appeals to him for another reason. “In Sex and the City, they present typical situations that women find themselves in. And it can be used as a kind of girl’s guide to behavior. Something very similar happens with Putin — when you watch him on TV, you see an example of how you should conduct yourself in life. I grew up without a father, so when I was a senior in high school, I had no idea of how to behave in this or that situation. But I would observe the way he responds, the way he addresses challenging questions. I found this very informative.”
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[head desk]
Oh good god, I hope not…
They’ll get a horse face, and probably at least a couple STDs.
According to Coulter, Sex and the City was really about gay men, not women.
“He’s 33, and dresses like a Silicon Valley software engineer.”
Umm, so exactly how to software engineers dress in Silicon Valley? Here, they just dress like everyone else.
“Putin — when you watch him on TV, you see an example of how you should conduct yourself in life.”
Hunt bears with no shirt?
Well I mean, Jesse does it… or vice versa
“if you meet with difficulties in your work, or suddenly doubt your abilities, think of him – of Stalin – and you will find the confidence you need…If you are seeking a correct decision, think of him – of Stalin – and you will find that decision.”
Pravda, c. 1949
So, basically kill everyone you don’t trust at that moment.
What’s creepy is that that paragraph wouldn’t be entirely out of place if you swapped out Stalin for Obama.
Did grown women carry dolls of Stalin in their purses?
Not that I know of but, while I was trying to find out, I found this disturbing site:
http://www.socimage.com/media/1297175966888263285_2376495258
Yeesh.
……..
Transgender Teachers: In Their Own Voices
https://www.npr.org/sections/ed/2018/03/18/584596293/transgender-teachers-in-their-own-voices
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“The one thing I wish people knew about being a T/GNC educator is that teaching human biology as a trans person gives me a lot of insights into the ways that textbooks and standard curricula gloss over details to make things more “simple,” when in reality they just aren’t the complete story. Lots of students, teachers, and community members have perspectives to share that help create a more complete picture of how the body–or any topic!–works. That’s not overly complicated, it’s just good teaching. Listen to the wisdom in the room and you will be amazed by what you will uncover together!”
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[head desk]
also the author of that comment is a dead ringer for Pat from SNL
Guess xe needs moar hormones.
So, are they supposed to confuse students by explaining extremely rare exceptions to these general principles?
“The brain is located inside the cranium. But some humans are born with a condition called anencephaly where they have no brain at all, so don’t other them!”
“The heart is slightly to the left of the esophagus. But there is a condition called situs inversus where the location of internal organs is transposed, so be careful not to marginalize the lived experiences of individuals with situs inversus!”
All of this wacky shit is just filler. Public schools and even most private universities are not for educating. They’re for indoctrinating. Actually teaching real knowledge would just distract from the indoctrination, can’t have that.
If i learned something there, it was that trannies all look like shlubby beta males, regardless of gender
Suthen was wondering how this country went to hell?
Pass
whoa… I’m ‘almost’ over my hangover. I can actually count the times on the fingers of one hand that I’ve got up in the morning and drank something to help a hangover. 2 beers worked wonders, made me really sleepy and I slept for a couple of hours. I feel ok now. It had to have been the Guinness draught in the cans, no more of that.
Man Blames Hangover On Everything But How Much He Drank
https://www.theonion.com/man-blames-hangover-on-everything-but-how-much-he-drank-1819566447
Well, I found the real problem.
“Van Duyne consumed three-quarters of a jug of Gallo wine ” *barf*
Jeez Hype, I’m just getting started, Didn’t help I had Shit to do, but now it’s Beer Thirty!
I just took a shower which helped.
Kinky