Thursday Afternoon Links!

What’s up, hosers? I just found out its supposed to snow next week while I’m in Dearborn. That’s a whole fucking pile of fail. But it will make my kids happy if we can FaceTime some snowflakes. (No jokes about going down to the local college!) My wife started Spring Break last night after taking a test this morning. She’s got a happy hour with her PT assistant class friends. She Ubered up, so I expect her to come home pretty well lit. I have to pick the kids up, so I can’t start really catching up until after that.

This guy is the epitome of Boston for me.

Look at people shaming the Texas bus driver for trying to stay alert.

You know what I want to give a company with a reputation for poor corporate citizenship? Time and location of all my medical appointments. But not to worry, its B2B so it will really be your insurance company giving that information away.

Ladies and gentleman, these are the people who think they are qualified to run the economy. Look at the chart. These guys are getting 7.5% annually over the last decade. About what the S&P has returned. Smarter than the market my ass.

Did Dark Matter affect the early universe? I remain a skeptic of anything that can only be inferred and not measured.

Some days you just need a stylophone solo.

Comments

308 responses to “Thursday Afternoon Links!”

  1. Caput Lupinum

    A Massachusetts child-care worker was charged Thursday with sending the threatening letter filled with white powder to Donald Trump Jr. that sent his wife to the hospital — along with four other bizarre letters mailed to a California prosecutor, a law professor, a senator and actor Antonio Sabato Jr.

    Fuckin’ Southie – not UnCivil

    1. CPRM

      and actor Antonio Sabato Jr.

      I wonder that one is all about?

      1. Suthenboy

        Powder boy is bark at the moon nuts.

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Sabato was asking for it.

      1. blighted_non_millenial

        Have you seen the guy act or drive?

    3. Tonio

      I’m sure he did it for the children.

    4. RAHeinlein

      Did the Feds log the names of all the children he has “worked” with…just for future reference?

  2. commodious spittoon

    Daniel Frisiello, 24, was arrested after what prosecutors called “a textbook federal investigation” that traced the unsigned letters to him after he also ordered a “glitter bomb” for one of the recipients, using his own name.

    SMART

    1. Grumbletarian

      More like SMAHT

  3. Lovely ladies with luscious, lubricious lumps will make you feel licentious.

    http://archive.is/oCRqC

    1, 3, 5, 10 (repeat, but spectacular), 15, 19, 35, 40.

    1. Bonus for you lecherous lunatics.

      https://imgur.com/a/VFHcV

    2. or lascivious.

    3. Gordilocks

      What’s the likelihood you could dig up a collection of more ‘normal’ looking girl-next-door types? The fake boobs and rear ends and makeup overkill dilute your efforts.

      1. See comment 30.

  4. Caput Lupinum

    Did Dark Matter affect the early universe? I remain a skeptic of anything that can only be inferred and not measured.

    That’s racist.

    1. The Last American Hero

      Things got weird ever since they used the blink drive and went into an alternate universe, so the possibility that they traveled back in time to the early universe isn’t really out of the question.

      1. Sean

        I liked that show and was disappointed when SyFy abruptly cancelled it.

        1. Zunalter

          Wow, this is the first I heard about the cancellation. I has a sad now.

          1. Allen

            Same here. That’s an abrupt ending– I’ve seen it all, and don’t remember any series wrap-up.

          2. cyto

            I hate it when they have a planned story arc and don’t get to finish it. Joss Whedon is a champ for being the victim of this sort of thing. Almost as bad is when they get to finish it, but they have to cram it all in to the last 3 episodes.

            But not nearly as much as I hate it when they pretend that they have a story arc and are just making it up as they go along and then to pretend like it had an arc all along. “Lost”, I’m looking at you.

          3. Worst was SY-FY (and evil Bonnie Hammer) and Farscape. Somehow SF weaseled out of the contractually obligated 5th season (not sure how) and the entire series had to get wrapped up in a 4 hr miniseries – extremely disappointing.

  5. Heroic Mulatto

    This guy is the epitome of Boston for me.

    Incorrect. This guy is.

    1. Brett L

      I think that’s the same guy.

      1. Heroic Mulatto

        Well, you all look alike, yes.

    2. That’s an ocean sunfish, Mola mola.

  6. Scruffy Nerfherder

    So I have a long term employee who’s been on a payment plan using garnishments with the IRS for back-taxes for the past eight years.

    The IRS decided in December to end his payment plan without telling him or us (while we were still making his garnishment payments) and just came after him for the remainder of the amount, plus penalties of course because FYTW.

    After a couple hours on the phone, we got the plan reinstated without penalties. Fucking opportunistic douchebags.

    1. commodious spittoon

      Wow. Scumbags.

      Fuck you, pay me.

    2. DOOMco

      Fuck the IRS

    3. Scruffy Nerfherder

      I believe they came after him because he managed to pull enough money together to buy a house. I bet they figured they could seize that asset.

      1. spqr2008

        The only reason my parents didn’t get totally screwed by my grandma not having paid taxes from 1983 to her death in 1994 was because my best friend’s mom worked for the IRS (and just coincidentally retired just after Lois Lerner and her cronies took over the Cincinnati office), and was able to ask her co-workers who the best law firm in both San Diego and Cincinnati was to advocate for them.

  7. Mustang

    I am the horse.

  8. Caput Lupinum

    Uber might fall a foul of HIPPA; that sounds suspiciously close to a clearinghouse structure for medical information. I smell court cases.

  9. A Leap at the Wheel

    I am so fucking ready for winter to be over. Just another month or two…

  10. Heroic Mulatto

    I remain a skeptic of anything that can only be inferred and not measured.

    So, you’re a skeptic of factor analysis?

    1. A Leap at the Wheel

      On the one hand, I know that its a mathematically sound idea. On the other hand, medical journals are stuffed to the gills with risk factor analysis that always seems to get causation backward.

      1. A Leap at the Wheel

        Did you know that spanking totally causes anti-social behavior. Totally a real thing, discovered with risk factor analysis and preached by doctors for decades.

          1. Gordilocks

            Lupus in Fabula, for real.

            https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=isRaGpTF0n4

      2. Caput Lupinum

        The math being solid doesn’t mean the people using it are.

        1. A Leap at the Wheel

          That’s my point. A tool that lots of people misuse is exactly what you should be skeptical of. I’m not terribly skeptical of, say, addition. Or a refrigerator. Those don’t get used in stupid ways nearly as often.

          1. Brett L

            Lots of people put red wine in the refrigerator and leave it there.

          2. AlexinCT

            Heresy!

          3. Caput Lupinum

            I wouldn’t be sceptical of the tool, but it’s application. Giving someone a hammer won’t make them able to build a house. I if they tell me they did, I check the “house”. If they failed miserably at their construction attempt, I don’t start distrusting hammers, I continue distrusting peoplethat claim they built a house without prior experience.

            I don’t distrust analytical tools that people use to trick themselves into thinking they did a proper study, I continue distrusting people that put out studies. Which should be standard; it’s the entire point behind peer review.

          4. Semi-Spartan Dad

            Unfortunately, very few peer reviewers or editors have a deep enough understanding of statistics to call out improper use of tools. I sometimes get requests that I just have to stare at for a minute before explaining why it can’t be done.

            I also see the other side where an interested party yells “bad statistics” at a paper that puts them in a bad light using flawless methodology. I can’t decide if it’s intentional deceit or just pure ignorance.

      3. Spartacus

        Several years ago, our local school board got hold of a study that concluded that taking AP courses in high school was associated with a greater college success rate. The resulting proposal, which was only barely defeated, was…wait for it…to require ALL high school students to take AP courses.

    2. Brett L

      Salty today. Glad you’re back. I was being imprecise — one might say “glib” — with my language.

      1. Spartacus

        I wonder how much of these gravitational questions are due to an unknown particle, and how much is due to our not understanding gravity as well as we think we do. Maybe a warp in space-time takes time to relax even after the massive object is no longer there. Maybe gravity just doesn’t operate at large scales the way we think it does.

        1. Brett L

          There are at least two theories of gravity that do not require WIMPs to work. The one I am
          Most familiar with has no explanation for why the inverse square law should become an inverse law for galactic distances, but t it works pretty well.

  11. Trying to figure out who the target audience of this picture is. Men who want to be the horse, or men who want to watch the horse

    Why not both?

    1. Heroic Mulatto

      Centaurs.

      1. Pan Zagloba

        Tycho of Penny Arcade got you covered.

        If you have questions, some answers are on ‘next comic’ link.

    2. The Other Kevin

      I didn’t notice the horse at first.

  12. Just Say’n

    “Ladies and gentleman, these are the people who think they are qualified to run the economy.”

    Ivy League endowments are the largest mutual funds in the country and they’re tax free because they’re totes non-profit

    1. Suthenboy

      That is hilarious. Agricultural investments in deepest, darkest Brazil because there totally isnt a long history of that being a black hole for money.

      1. Just Say’n

        Why don’t Americans trust experts anymore?

      2. The Last American Hero

        +1 Fordlandia

    2. “Harvard, which manages $37.1 billion”

      We have federal student loans why?

  13. Suthenboy

    “I remain a skeptic of anything that can only be inferred and not measured.”

    These guys are almost as bad as paleontologists.

    “This is Uggh. He liked blondes, rare steak, weekends at the beach and had four wives.”

    “You only have a single tooth fragment. How do you know all of that?”

    “See this small chip on the side, no not that one, this one here…”

    1. Mad Scientist

      Please don’t lump paleontologists in with anthropologists.

      1. trshmnstr

        “This is Chompy, he’s a 200 million year old ancestor of the velociraptor. He was serially bigamous, preferred eating green skinned prey, and enjoyed the occasional gay romp. We have estimated that he was 8 meters tall and had a beer belly.”

        “why are you estimating his height, can’t you just measure this skeleton that’s right in front of us??”

        “well, umm, the only real bone parts we found areone bone from the left ankle and a curved fragment that is probably from the skull. The rest is plaster based on what we think he’d look like.”

  14. Just Say’n

    https://www.buzzfeed.com/miriamelder/stop-blaming-russian-bots-for-everything?utm_term=.rwBpBKwjj#.ecwlMZ1KK

    Guess what, Russia bot mania is made-up. This should surprise no one with half a brain

    1. Tonio

      Even NPR is slowly coming to that conclusion. They had a couple of New Yorker magazine writers on this week who had written a takedown of the narrative. The writers made sure to mention how sorry they were to have given aid and comfort to the pro-Trump people.

  15. Gojira

    These links suck.

    I’d just do it my damn self, but…

    …well, you know.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      You suck?

    2. kbolino

      It starts innocently enough, just grabbing a link here and there, but before long you’re rampaging through Japanese cities?

  16. Did Dark Matter affect the early universe? I remain a skeptic of anything that can only be inferred and not measured.

    Of course it can be measured…how many ounces do you want?

    1. cyto

      Actually, it can be measured. We know of it from its gravitational effects. Multiple such measurements agree. The coolest one is galactic collisions like this one:

      https://astrobites.org/2016/11/04/the-bullet-cluster-a-smoking-gun-for-dark-matter/

      By measuring gravitational lensing of background galaxies you can map the mass in the colliding galaxies. Most of the mass (dark matter being about 85% of the mass) is no longer located where the galaxies are, since the matter interacts and slows down but the dark matter doesn’t interact nearly as much and speeds on through.

      Or were we just making jokes?

  17. The Late P Brooks

    I was just reading a nice little article about lumber prices.

    Spoiler Alert: they’re not going down.

  18. The Late P Brooks

    Men who want to be the horse, or men who want to watch the horse

    Sometimes you ride the horse, and sometimes the horse rides you?

    1. Brett L

      Oh, you have friends who went to Texas A&M too?

      1. RAHeinlein

        Let the ring-spinning commence!

        1. Brett L

          Ha. I worked for an Aggie state rep in Austin during college. He explained the ring to me. His favorite joke: “Hey, Brett, what does a Longhorn call an Aggie after graduation? Boss.”

      2. trshmnstr

        Lol, and they all have the same exact circle beard.

    2. Rasilio

      I see you’ve met my Russian Friend Catherine

    3. C. Anacreon

      Sometimes you’re the windshield, sometimes you’re the bug.

  19. Raston Bot

    https://twitchy.com/sarahd-313035/2018/03/01/weapons-grade-stupid-debbie-wasserman-schultz-beclowned-herself-on-guns-and-cnn-didnt-blink/

    best response:

    @WeMeantWell

    And there’s the solution! Let the Dems write up a ban using all their silly words. The law will ban nothing that actually exists in real life,but everyone will shut up. I say, ban all hyper automatic high capacity soft shell jacketed gunthings!!!!!!!!!

    1. A Leap at the Wheel

      Wasn’t there an alderman in Chicago that put forward a bill banning high-capacity ammunition? We should ban that. Sounds scary.

      1. Juvenile Bluster

        You laugh, but wait until there’s a mass murder with one of those bullets that turns into 30 bullets after it leaves the chamber.

        1. Caput Lupinum

          …snake shot? I’d actually be impressed if someone managed to kill anyone with that.

        2. A Leap at the Wheel

          +1 Ali al-Saachez

        3. SimonD

          —-You laugh, but wait until there’s a mass murder with one of those bullets that turns into 30 bullets after it leaves the chamber.—-

          You laugh, but wait until John Roberts decides that hyper automatic high capacity soft shell jacketed gunthings!!! actually meant every firearm in existence.

  20. Stinky Wizzleteats

    Huh, was listening to a political commentator on YouTube complaining about the recent censorship and…Bam…the video was taken down 30 seconds in. It looks like they’re really intent on making YouTube all cat videos and milquetoast political blather now. Hello Gab and Bitchite I guess.

  21. Scruffy Nerfherder

    It’s time for some expert analysis from our favorite retards.

    Ordinarily Trump would have gotten away with his conspiracy with Russia

    Of course there is still a chance that he will, but I increasingly doubt it. Mueller’s probe is too exhaustive and professional at the highest level of competency. His office has very deep pockets, and Mueller had a mandate to recruit the best investigators in every aspect of his inquiry. His own personal standing in the fields of law enforcement and intelligence no doubt made it easier for him to attract top talent to his probe, and his reputation for integrity gave all who signed up with him reason to believe the investigation would be guided only by the nation’s interests.

    I think our nation likely has dodged not just a bullet, but an incoming ICBM with a nuclear warhead. On one level I of course take comfort in this, on another I find it profoundly chilling to contemplate. The media on its own could never have delivered the full goods on Trump and all of the Republicans complicit with him, and I say that with full appreciation for the incredible investigative effort that journalists with integrity have undertaken on this matter on behalf of our nation. Without Mueller’s office the media alone likely could have bruised and battered the reputation and standing of many of Trump’s co-conspirators, but they couldn’t make the final kill. No media outlet has either the resources or standing in the public eye to definitively establish both the truth and/or the full extent of the conspiracy against our Democracy that has long been underway. Anything short of that and I believe the conspiracy would have ultimately achieved it’s goal of subverting our Democracy

    In a different era, or even now if opposition Democrats were instead in full control of the investigative organs of Congress, much of the truth may have come to light. But even a non complicit Congress lacks the time and resources that Mueller’s office was able to assemble, to unravel the maze of international money laundering operations, back channel communications, and the world class capabilities of Russia’s formidable intelligence operatives working with the full support and blessing of Putin – in cooperation with American players.

    In a sense we are dealing with an inverted 21st century confrontation with the concept behind Hitler’s Big Lie propaganda machine. In Goebbels case repeated defiant claims were so outrageous that a response “they couldn’t keep saying that if it wasn’t true” was cultivated. This is the type of twisting of the truth that Donald Trump himself routinely uses. The inverse though is even more insidious. The scale of the ongoing attack on America, and the true identities of the Americans complicit in it, is so audacious and ultimately deeply treasonous, from quarters where patriotism supposedly dwells, that the truth itself defies belief. The case against the conspirators must be air tight and meticulously assembled and then presented by those with the highest possible credentials in order for substantial segments of the American public to face it fully free of ingrained denial.

    But there never would have been a Mueller had Trump not fired Comey. And of course no Special Counsel of Mueller’s caliber would ever have been appointed by Jeff Sessions if he had not recused himself in the first place, nor would that hypothetical Counsel have been given free reign if somehow Sessions had been forced to appoint and then oversee one. International crime has become so complex, and asymmetrical information and cyber warfare has become so sophisticated, that it increasingly takes the focused highest level abilities of a nation state to counter. And if a nation state that is under such attack is controlled by forces complicit with that attack, prospects for a successful defense become bleak at best.

    Donald Trump and his American co-conspirators had every reason to believe they would never be held accountable for their deeds. If Trump lost the election, the U.S. Government response would have centered on countering Russia’s efforts. I strongly suspect even a government controlled by Democrats would not have risked unleashing domestic partisan fueled social upheavals by exhaustively pursuing all domestic leads into the crimes that occurred utilizing the type of resources that Mueller’s probe has now mustered – and without that we never could have gotten to the bottom of all this. And I’m sure it never occurred to Trump that if he won he would not have the sufficient control, with his allies in Congress, to make sure the full truth never saw the light of day.

    Forty years later and historians still talk about Watergate. One hundred and forty years hence they will still be talking about these times we are living through today.

    1. Just Say’n

      I don’t even want to snark at this. These people really need help. They’re not in a good place

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        I’m in the Nelson point and laugh camp.

        1. Just Say’n

          I’m in the “this whole world has gone mad” camp. My laughing has turned into disbelief

    2. R C Dean

      Ordinarily Trump would have gotten away with his conspiracy with Russia

      You gotta give credit when someone just up and assumes the conclusion right at the get-go.

      Saves you from the rest of the TL:DR – you already know they are a combination of mendacious and stupid.

    3. commodious spittoon

      Good lord, is that cringy. Keep wishing, dudes.

    4. AlexinCT

      I don’t see any facts, like you know, the Obamas and Clintons being crime syndicate bosses…

    5. R C Dean

      One hundred and forty years hence they will still be talking about these times we are living through today.

      Very possibly. But I suspect not for the reason he “thinks”.

    6. Scruffy Nerfherder

      The comments are even better.

      The election was most likely stolen before this occurred. I believe it will take more than

      Mueller’s investigation to prevent another stolen election. (BTW, I am not in any way defending what Comey did)

      http://www.gregpalast.com/election-stolen-heres/

      Friday, November 11, 2016

      Before a single vote was cast, the election was fixed by GOP and Trump operatives.

      SNIP
      Starting in 2013 – just as the Supreme Court gutted the Voting Rights Act – a coterie of Trump operatives, under the direction of Kris Kobach, Kansas Secretary of State, created a system to purge 1.1 million Americans of color from the voter rolls of GOP–controlled states.

      The system, called Crosscheck, is detailed in my Rolling Stone report,
      “The GOP’s Stealth War on Voters,” 8/24/2016.

      Crosscheck in action:
      Trump victory margin in Michigan: 13,107
      Michigan Crosscheck purge list: 449,922

      Trump victory margin in Arizona: 85,257
      Arizona Crosscheck purge list: 270,824

      Trump victory margin in North Carolina: 177,008
      North Carolina Crosscheck purge list: 589,393

      On Tuesday, we saw Crosscheck elect a Republican Senate and as President, Donald Trump. The electoral putsch was aided by nine other methods of attacking the right to vote of Black, Latino and Asian-American voters, methods detailed in my book and film, including “Caging,” “purging,” blocking legitimate registrations, and wrongly shunting millions to “provisional” ballots that will never be counted.
      SNIP
      —————–
      And this article doesn’t even address computerized voting/tabulation equipment — another huge problem with our elections.

      1. kbolino

        The problem with this argument, and why it falls apart almost immediately, is that you have to believe tens to hundreds of thousands of people were turned away from polling places in multiple states and yet the media can’t find a one of them to report on.

        It’s almost like the names purged from the voter rolls were not the names of live, eligible voters.

        1. Scruffy Nerfherder

          You have to believe that the election of Trump was planned from 2013 onwards.

        2. Sean

          It’s almost like the names purged from the voter rolls were not the names of live, eligible voters.

          You mean Hillary voters.

          1. Semi-Spartan Dad

            My mother (a diehard Republican) sometimes remarks that my now deceased grandparents generally voted Democrat.

            I remind her that they still do even now.

          2. Tonio

            Golf clap.

        3. Viking1865

          Well the USSC was talking about a guy who got turned away from voting. But he was a racist deplorable teabagger wearing a Tshirt of RightWing Extremism, so turning him away from the polls is totes ok.

          1. Tonio

            SCOTUS, please. USSC is the federal sentencing commission.

        4. kbolino

          Hmm, reading on this bit a more, it seems that nobody gets turned away from the polling place. If there are no questions about your eligibility, you get a (real) ballot, but if there are questions, you get a provisional ballot. Then, after the polls close, the provisional ballots are evaluated and only those determined to be eligible are counted. The claim is that, in at least some instances, names were removed from the voter rolls for reasons, such as mail being returned as undeliverable, which do not inherently prove that the name does not belong to an eligible voter.

          However, there are still a few problems here.

          1. You will know if you are given a provisional ballot. It can’t be done sneakily.
          2. If you are given a provisional ballot, you have to also be given a way to find out if it was counted.
          3. A voter cannot be purged from the rolls for failure to receive notice, unless they also failed to vote in the 2 Federal elections following the notice being returned.

      2. kbolino

        The provisional ballot argument has more potential, if only because it’s less easily refuted, but it still requires actual evidence. There were a number of recounts before the final vote tally was recorded, wouldn’t these ballots have been brought up as an issue then?

        1. Scruffy Nerfherder

          I’ll take them somewhat seriously when a single one of them admits that Philadelphia and Chicago election commissioners are some of the most corrupt SOBs in existence.

  22. The ideal woman has a vagina and knows how to use it.

    https://amgreatness.com/2018/02/28/cant-woman-less-like-man/

    TIWTANLW.

    1. commodious spittoon

      I figured it’s because Asperger’s is less prevalent among women.

  23. R C Dean

    Nth dimensional chess by Trump and Sessions?

    Summary: Trump and Sessions set up their little twatter spat to bait the media into defending the DOJ Inspector General (who Trump slagged in his twatter feed) just before the IG issues his report identifying criminal activity by Dems in the DOJ and asking for prosecution.

    Possible, but only if Trump and Sessions already know what the IG’s report says.

    1. A Leap at the Wheel

      If someone keeps accidentally falling ass backwards into money, strange, and power, its probably not an accident. I still have trouble reconciling what I see and read about Trump with the results, but there you go.

      1. cyto

        He has started doing some PR sessions where he looks less like a complete doofus. His gun control meeting was the latest example. He seemed to actually understand what was being talked about, seemed to be quite in charge of the room and in the bit that I saw didn’t utter any declarative non-sequiturs in a tone of metaphysical certainty.

        So maybe he can play it normal too.

    2. Stinky Wizzleteats

      This isn’t planned, Trump’s just flighty and he doesn’t have a filter. He’s not stupid but he’s not the super genius his supporters think he is.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Just proves that a random choice generator is better than 99% of our political class

        1. Stinky Wizzleteats

          With few exceptions I agree.

          1. Stinky Wizzleteats

            Wait, 99 percent, I agree with no exceptions.

  24. The Other Kevin

    TMBG is awesome. Thanks for that. I got to see them in the late 80’s and they were great.

    1. Just Say’n

      I liked them better on Tiny Toons

    2. Juvenile Bluster

      I discovered TMBG when Flood was released (1990?). Been one of my favorites since, although as a parent I did have to curse them many times thanks to the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse songs.

      1. The Other Kevin

        As soon as I heard the bassoon in that song I knew it was them.

    3. robc

      Halloween after flood came out, I and a friend dressed as universe man and triangle man respectively.

      One person got it.

      But the best response was to my friend: Who are you, the Bavarian Illuminati?

  25. The Late P Brooks

    To be sure, we might secretly agree, but not when Trump says it

    During a televised roundtable with lawmakers to discuss what should be done to prevent future school shootings like the one in Florida, Vice President Pence began discussing the concept of gun violence restraining orders. He noted that states like California let local law enforcement officers go to court and obtain an order to collect someone’s firearms when red flags suggest they are a potential danger to themselves or others. “Allow due process, so that no one’s rights are trampled,” Pence said.

    Trump interrupted. “Or, Mike, take the firearms first and then go to court,” he said. “Because a lot of times, by the time you go to court, it takes so long to go to court, to get the due process procedures. I like taking the guns early, like in this crazy man’s case that just took place in Florida. … To go to court would have taken a long time.”

    Removing any doubt that he might have misspoke, the president circled back later to complain that there are too many “checks and balances” that limit what can be done to prevent mentally unfit people from buying or keeping guns. “So we have to do something very decisive,” he said.

    Whatever your view of Second Amendment jurisprudence, Trump’s flippant comments showed a startling indifference for foundational rights that are enumerated in the Fourth, Fifth and 14th amendments. The legal concept of due process is as old as the Magna Carta.

    WaPo outraged by Trump’s disdain for the Constitution. I might need a neck brace before this is all over.

    1. A Leap at the Wheel

      Was the WaPo concern trolling nearly this much about No-Fly-No-Buy after Orlando? I going to think not.

    2. The Other Kevin

      I’m sure Trump would have been just fine if the FBI spied on him without due process. Because going through a court would have taken so long. They should have just spied on him early.

  26. Juvenile Bluster

    Ah. Now I can get here. Forgot that for some reason I can’t connect to Glibs while I’m connected to my VPN.

    This place is a government trap set up in order to allow THEM to find me, isn’t it. ISN’T IT.

    1. commodious spittoon

      (((THEM)))?

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      YES IT IS

    3. AlexinCT

      Don’t mind the black helicopters brah…

    4. Caput Lupinum

      How is THEM different from (((them))), and as a member of (((them))), shouldn’t you know exactly what THEM is up to?

      1. Juvenile Bluster

        We just let you THINK that (((we))) control the country. It’s actually the Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people, supervised by the reverse vampires.

        We’re through the looking glass here, people.

        1. Caput Lupinum

          I’m gonna need more tinfoil.

          1. PBRstreetgang

            Wouldn’t it be really funny if the maker of tinfoil, like Reynolds, were actually part of the giant RAND/Illuminatti/Tri Lateral Commission conspiracy and all the people wearing the tinfoil hats who think they are blocking the bad guy’s signals, are actually receiving them?
            Pretty funny…..

          2. A Leap at the Wheel

            WIFI CURES CHEMTRAIL INJURIES!!!!

          3. Mad Scientist

            It would make perfect sense since tinfoil hats BOOST the mind control rays.

      2. What about THEM!?

    5. Mustang

      I dunno, I’ve had mine bounce around a few times and am still able to connect to here.

    6. Stinky Wizzleteats

      Mine connects no problem.

  27. The Other Kevin

    That Texas bus driver reminds me of something that happened at my nephew’s school. Right before the holidays, a high school teacher in our area was busted for snorting coke in a class room. Some kid took a picture of her hunched over a table with a straw in her nose, and sent it around. I asked my nephew about it, and he pulled out his phone and showed me the picture. He and every other kid had that picture within minutes. Lesson: don’t do shit like that where there are kids with phones.

    1. Suthenboy

      Meth consumption tends to have a negative effect on judgement.

      1. The Last American Hero

        The guy is a school bus driver, ergo, he’s exhibited quite a bit of bad judgement before this particular life event.

    2. The Other Kevin

      You could say the same for a coke habit.

  28. LJW

    College files eviction lawsuit after dropout refuses to leave dorm room

    “Palmer is reportedly one of ten people the school is currently trying to evict, including nine nurses”

    1. Sean

      This story amuses me.

  29. The Late P Brooks

    Mueller’s probe is too exhaustive and professional at the highest level of competency.

    I might have to go lie down.

  30. I’m sure they’ll be happy to just give her a faculty position.

    https://nypost.com/2018/02/28/college-dropout-refuses-to-leave-her-dorm-room/

    1. LJW

      ^3 posts above

      1. LJW

        It’s ok I can forgive since i do that on a regular basis.

        1. LJW

          Reposting that is. I’m not much of a regular forgiver so consider yourself lucky.

          1. I think it was posted in the Mourning Lynx thread too.

  31. Juvenile Bluster

    Donald J. Trump‏Verified account @realDonaldTrump

    This is how it starts. Obama is now threatening to use an Executive Order for gun control http://bit.ly/10fegYs Welcome to his 2nd term.

    -Donald J. Trump, future President of the United States, January 9, 2013

    1. R C Dean

      Trump is now threatening to use an Executive Order for gun control. Welcome to his only term.

    2. Stinky Wizzleteats

      Good find.

    3. DOOMco

      Damn

  32. At request of our very own Gordy, here are some cute girls next door.

    http://archive.is/xujfA

    He gets special treatment because he’s a celebrity.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      There’s a lot of batshit crazy in there.

      1. SimonD

        ^this.

        That being said, I wouldn’t mind a little debauchery with #28.

    2. CPRM

      31, 65 and 69 are the only one’s that look like real girl next door types, so I’ll go with them.

    3. But Enough About Me

      Absolutely none of these ladies live next door to me. Dammit.

      1. But Enough About Me

        Oh, and number 2’s cute as Hell.

    4. Not a full set….

      #1 Looks like a younger version of my wife’s sister.

  33. Derpetologist

    Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

    Infamous Pakistani cleric keeps ‘martyr’ Bin Laden library, vows worldwide Sharia
    http://www.foxnews.com/world/2018/02/28/infamous-pakistani-cleric-keeps-martyr-bin-laden-library-vows-worldwide-sharia.html

    ***
    Under Aziz’s guidance at the Red Mosque in July 2007, scores of his baton-brandishing male and female students took to the streets outside. Video stores considered immoral were shuttered. Chinese women were abducted from a massage parlor they deemed to be a “brothel,” threats were made to throw acid in the face of female university students nearby, and a government ministry building was torched.

    Tensions escalated between the militant mosque devotees and Pakistani Army into a bloody 10-day standoff that left over 100 people dead, including Aziz’s brother, mother and son. Aziz attempted to evade arrest by fleeing the chaotic scene disguised in a burka.

    ”I taught my students to stand against the corrupt system immobilizing the country.

    Pakistan has inherited the British system, solely non-believers,” Aziz said of the incident. “I attempted to escape in a long veil with the consent of my martyred brother Abdul during the operation, and secondly, Islam supports this act to conceal oneself in a state of emergency.”

    After several months in custody following the siege, Aziz was released, but deposed as cleric and barred from the Red Mosque, which his nephew, Amir Siddique, now leads instead. But the firebrand cleric promptly set about building a new facility, Jamia Hafsa, close by.
    ***

    1. Aziz Ansari? I thought he was just a pseudo-rapist.

      1. Stinky Wizzleteats

        Not even that, just a comedian who’s not funny.

  34. Gojira

    WaPo story that’s incredibly stupid about how black people are now afraid to travel for leisure in America because TRUMP!…

    …and actually includes a fucking racist ass-hat who denied a Korean woman an Airb&b due to her race and posted a message stating, “It’s why we have trump…And I will not allow this country to be told what to do by foreigners.”

    This is what makes me do the things I do, when I smash cities.

    1. Mad Scientist

      There’s a city on the east coast I’d like you to consider for your next meal.

      1. A Leap at the Wheel

        A city, Comrade Mad Scientist?

        1. Mad Scientist

          I don’t want to sign any contracts until I see more examples of his work.

      2. Gojira

        I just wish Airb&b had been around when I was younger, because apparently it causes Korean women to deliver themselves to your doorstep.

        I’ll never understand racists. I was enthralled when we moved from Kentucky to a large city in Texas when I was 15 years old, because suddenly I was able to see that pussy comes in all the colors of the rainbow. It’s glorious.

        “You mean there’s more than just vanilla?!”

        1. Mad Scientist

          I grew up in a small town in Ohio, and my experience is that the vanilla is only served with fat and stupid.

    2. RAHeinlein

      “Ray Jones of Aurora, Colo., who identifies as African American, said he exercises caution whenever he rides his motorcycle outside of the metropolitan Denver area. He said “White lives matter” billboards and bumper stickers send a message that he’s not totally welcome.”

      1. B.P.

        Google turns up nothing about White Lives Matter billboards. I’m pretty sure that would make the news.

        1. thepasswordispassword

          “All Lives Matter” would be par for the course painted on the sides of barns and on homemade wooden signs. Right next to the John 3:16 and other Jesus saves types signage all on private property. That’d be mostly the plains areas though when you should be taking your bike up to the mountains.

    3. Suthenboy

      Ten bucks says it never happened.
      I find the comments very disturbing. They actually believe that horseshit. I see dark days ahead.

      1. Viking1865

        Yeah the article opening up with a long bit about the Green Book and sundown towns and then seamlessly seguing into

        “this one crazy moron turned down an Air BNB” and “There are hashtags!!!!!!!” and “this black dude won’t travel to NC, because of course NC has no black people”

        The WaPo loves racial tension and violence. They absolutely love it. If it went away, people might actually ask questions about where all their money goes.

        1. Suthenboy

          What worries me is that I see many elements of the left working themselves into a frenzy, convincing themselves that violence is justified.

          1. Viking1865

            Eh, I am more and more on the side of things that says violence is inevitable at this point.

            Like, this case at SCOTUS today. This fucking election official turned away from someone wearing a Gadsen flag tshirt. Took away his right to vote. Alito asked him if he would have done the same if the guy had a rainbow flag tshirt.

            https://www.supremecourt.gov/oral_arguments/argument_transcripts/2017/16-1435_f2ag.pdf

            Starts at page 38.

            That is the senior attorney for the county. That is a government official openly, under oath, explaining to the SCOTUS that he would ban people from voting for rightwing tshirts, but not leftwing tshirts. He says, this fucking cocksucker, this fucking government piece of shit, that “Parkland Strong” tshirts are GoodThink, but NRA shirts are BadThink.

            They don’t want to have a debate, a discussion, a compromise, or anything like that. They want to rule. They want to control the political power in this country entirely. That’s all they want.

            Cling to your guns people.

          2. A Leap at the Wheel

            Actually, the law only permits for his name to be recorded and a fine (maybe $300, my memory is foggy) if he doesn’t comply. He should still be permitted to vote.

            its a very stupid law.

          3. Viking1865

            Yeah and the chilling effect test only applies to the woke.

            If a black woman got turned away from the polling place because she was wearing a Black Lives Matter tshirt, the school children of the nation would recite that womans name like a prayer.

          4. SimonD

            “What worries me is that I see many elements of the left working themselves into a frenzy,
            convincing themselves that violence is justified.”

            That is the inevitable consequence of the concept of words as violence which seems to be so prevalent in Progressive intellectual circles. If words are violence, violence is justified in response to words.

      2. RAHeinlein

        I read through the whole thing, back to the original story, and victim’s Facebook. The reservation was cancelled b/c she tried to add two people and dogs to the reservation via text minutes away from the room she had rented via Airbnb.

        1. Suthenboy

          As I said above, a bullshit lie.

        2. Heroic Mulatto

          The reservation was cancelled b/c she tried to add two people and dogs to the reservation via text minutes away from the room she had rented via Airbnb.

          The woman disputes the timing of the reservation change. And when informing the owner that she had screenshots to prove that she agreed to the change much earlier, the owner let forth with a torrent of racial abuse. Regardless of who’s in the right, that’s a pretty shitty thing to do if you ask me.

          1. RAHeinlein

            Clearly, based-on her own tweets, she had not paid for a reservation change. I saw no evidence of a confirmation “tweet” (IMHO, not a verification for even a major chain, let alone AirBnB).

            I see no evidence of a “torrent of racial abuse” – he used the term Asian.

  35. Private Chipperbot

    its supposed to snow next week while I’m in Dearborn.

    Pfft. Next week is just a few inches forecast. We have a winter weather warning right now. Should get 6-8″ by tomorrow.

  36. Semi-Spartan Dad

    http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/03/01/san-francisco-cops-fire-65-shots-in-15-seconds-at-murder-suspect-in-dramatic-video.html

    “Nobody was struck by gunfire during this incident. The evidence in the case so far indicates Armstrong fired two rounds from a weapon, and that seven officers fired 65 rounds from their department-issued weapons,” SFPD Commander Greg McEachern told KTVU.

    Multiple officers fired 65 rounds without a single hit. I don’t even know where to start.

    Let’s go with ‘no one needs more than 10 bullets’ and something about the extensive training police receive to make them the only ones “qualified” to shoot a gun.

    1. I think the FBI and police response to Parkland has once and for all put the lie to that particular idea.

  37. commodious spittoon

    These people have lost their minds.

    Max Boot
    @MaxBoot

    .@BretStephensNYT: “NeverTrumpers haunt the conservative movement the way Polish or Czech dissident intellectuals such as Czeslaw Milosz and Vaclav Havel haunted that segment of Central European intelligentsia that made its peace with Stalinism.”

    1. Just Say’n

      https://twitter.com/jamestaranto/status/969301798489124869

      Max Boot will say and do anything if you just let him bomb Iran

    2. Viking1865

      I actually really enjoyed his books.

      Oh fun fact during the campaign he said he would vote for Josef Stalin over Donald Trump.

      TRUE CONSERVATIVES.

    3. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Max Not is the perfect example of why the Council on Foreign Relations is a complete joke.

    4. grrizzly

      I enjoy the diversity of opinions: Trump is not only Hitler but Stalin too.

    5. straffinrun

      Imagine a Max Boot stomping on your face forever.

      1. A Leap at the Wheel

        This is Max Boot we are talking about. Surely, it would be one of those ineffective punches that starts with his knuckles touching his shoulder and ends with his palm and distal phalanx you in the shoulder. Forever.

    6. Chipwooder

      Max Boot is stunning and brave. Holy shit these fuckers have heads inflated to the size of a hot air balloon. I have no idea who Quin Hilyer is but I assume he’s some Weekly Standard type:

      David Harsanyi

      @davidharsanyi
      Has there ever been a more self-aggrandizing movement of puffery in American politics? Vaclav Havel risked everything. You risk nothing. https://twitter.com/MaxBoot/status/969294761650786304

      Quin Hillyer
      @QuinHillyer
      You’re full of it, David. Yes, the comparison to Havel is overblown. But it’s also absurd to say NeverTrumpers risk nothing. Most of us are ostracized, and have lost not just “access” but also plenty of $$ and even jobs due to our stances. We risked all that. @BretStephensNYT

      4:05 PM – Mar 1, 2018

      Bret Stephens? Bret Stephens was hired by the fucking NYT! In what was has he been ostracized or lost money?

      Related to this, I see Conor Friedersdorf is doing his disingenuous little act again:

      Conor Friedersdorf @conor64
      Since when is not living under a repressive Communist regime a reason to criticize people for standing on principle and values while many of their ideological brethren abandon theirs? twitter.com/davidharsanyi/…

      Perhaps I’m too generous in assigning Friederdorf’s moronic comment to disingenuousness. Maybe he simply IS that fucking stupid.

      1. Just Say’n

        Conor Friedersdorf should write for TOS. He’s got the perfect attitude- pretend to stand for civil rights, except when civil rights are being violated by a hip Democratic president.

        1. Juvenile Bluster

          He’d probably be “good” for TOS in that he’s in the Robbie/ENB mold of “libertarian”, but he was on top of civil rights stuff while Obama is office.

          1. Chipwooder

            Sort of. He would identify civil rights abuses under Obama, but then he would bury you with Soavesque to be sures to avoid ascribing anything but pure motives to the administration

      2. Scruffy Nerfherder

        The fuckwits are trying to play the victim card. Too bad they’re all middle aged white guys.

      3. Milo lost a lucrative book deal.

        1. He should thank them, he’s probably making more by self-publishing anyway.

      4. kbolino

        Since when is not living under a repressive Communist regime a reason to criticize people

        Since the idiotic comparison was made in the first place. Jesus, context is not that fucking complicated.

  38. Scruffy Nerfherder

    I was just subjected to the worst rendition of Gypsy I’ve ever heard.

    https://youtu.be/1VXRGurMjIE

    1. Tundra

      Honestly, aren’t they all just variations on bad?

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        You have a point.

    2. Huh, I always assumed that (post peter green) Fleetwood Mac song were already their own worst renditions.

  39. commodious spittoon

    Jonah Goldberg has on Andrew McCarthy to deconstruct the FISA scandal. Nothing new if you’ve kept up with McCarthy’s essays, but a good recap if you haven’t.

  40. The Late P Brooks

    We’ll get to the bottom of this, honest.

    Twitter is looking for outside experts to measure the “health” of the company, it said in a statement, and is seeking proposals to determine exactly how the company is fostering “healthy debate, conversations, and critical thinking” versus “abuse, spam, and manipulation.”

    CEO Jack Dorsey admitted in a series of tweets that the company has not always met users’ expectations. “We aren’t proud of how people have taken advantage of our service, or our inability to address it fast enough,” he writes, adding that the company has focused on enforcing its terms of service, but now needed a “systemic framework.”

    “We’re committing to helping increase the collective health, openness, and civility of public conversation around the world, and to hold ourselves publicly accountable toward progress,” the company said in its blog post today. “By measuring our contribution to the overall health of the public conversation, we believe we can more holistically approach and measure our impact on the world for years to come.”

    Buried in that word salad is, I believe, a promise to squelch dissent and muzzle the politically un-woke. Because that’s how you create an open and honest dialog.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      I don’t see anything about making money in there.

      1. Gustave Lytton

        You’d have to actually sell “something” for that.

    2. B.P.

      “Twitter is looking for outside experts to measure the “health” of the company…”

      So they’re looking for a hospice nurse.

  41. The Late P Brooks

    I don’t see anything about making money in there.

    Do what you love, and the money will follow.

  42. Just Say’n

    http://www.theamericanconservative.com/articles/russia-investigation-fbi-what-mueller-has-and-what-hes-missing/

    The American Conservative predicts how the Mueller investigations will end: a weak argument that the President obstructed justice delivered right before the midterms so that the rationale cannot be refuted, but its conclusion widely disseminated.

  43. Boy do I ever love doing fucking taxes. FUCK EVERYTHING.

    1. Suthenboy

      There is a tax on fucking now? Goddammit.

      *goes to mix another vodka*

      1. Derpetologist

        If anything, fucking is subsidized via the child tax credit.

        1. Yusef drives a Kia

          Not after the Outcome is grown up it isn’t

      2. They would if they could.

  44. Gilmore

    these are the people who think they are qualified to run the economy. Look at the chart. These guys are getting 7.5% annually over the last decade. About what the S&P has returned. Smarter than the market my ass.

    uh. I assume you already know this, but annual money manager returns aren’t benchmarked in total against “the market”. They’re benchmarked against equal risk-weighted indexes.

    iow, if they owned 30% bonds, 30%equities, 30% alts, 10%real estate (or whatever)… their benchmark would be against the closest risk-weighted indexes in each category.

    if they were getting “comparable to equity-market returns” from a portfolio with a far lower risk profile than equity, they were technically “beating the market”

    1. A Leap at the Wheel

      In 2010 or so, there was a big to-do about how poorly the endowment performed even given all this (although the HBR used some fancy New Math to say they did well). Not sure if there has been any update to that since then.

      1. Gilmore

        yeah, i know how badly many of these pro-endowments (not just harvard) have done, and my point wasn’t in any way suggesting that they HAVE outperformed.

        just that headline “annualized growth %” shouldn’t be compared to the S+P – it should be compared to similar endowments (as they do in their chart).

        sure, its fair to say, “they could have done way better if they’d fired their $200m advisors and just bought the SPY”. Of course that’s because its been a bull-market for the past decade.

        If it were more like a period “1999-2009”, where the beginning and end of the benchmark period was marked by a huge market-crash, suddenly the “risk-management” parts would be far more significant.

        iow, most people don’t really think about the price of risk-management during boom times, and just go, “hurr durr my fund underperformed the S+P, I want my growth!!”

        what they don’t remember is that they bought that fund right after a crash, and they bought it because they were terrified of ever getting hurt that badly by the market ever again. Now they bitch about ‘underperformance’ because they see the markets booming.

  45. Derpetologist

    Thom Hartmann outderps himself.

    https://www.thomhartmann.com/blog/2018/02/whats-trump-administration-doing-face-rise-armed-hatred-united-states

    ***
    In addition to the hard Nazi right celebrating Donald Trump’s election, we’ve got this kid who murdered all these students in Parkland wearing a Make America Great Again hat and putting his swastikas in his books.

    We need to be very clear about what right-wing movements are. Right-wing movements are authoritarian, hierarchical, patriarchal and prone to violence. You look at the the hard right movements in the Islamic world, there is al-Qaeda and Isis. You look at the hard right movements that are growing in Europe, Marine Le Pen and the National Front in France and the new neo-nazi movements in Poland, Hungary and in Greece. They all associate themselves with militarism, with guns, with violence, with white supremacy and with male power. And that’s what’s going on.

    2017 was defined as the most violent year in the existence of the alt-right so far. You’ll recall back in 2009 a report that was prepared at the direction of George W Bush when he was president. He left office on January 20th of 2009 and so George Bush’s report on the alt-right, on the far right, by the FBI and the Department of Justice was published as Obama was coming into office. The hard right went nuts. Right-wing hate radio, Fox so-called News, all the publications funded by billionaires, all the networks controlled by billionaires, all these right-wing ones, they just went ballistic: “oh my god, they’re talking about us, and Obama just stop the insanity.” He said okay, we’re going to pull the report. And so we were never even appropriately warned that hardcore right-wingers, these people who who by and large hate people of color, hate women, hate anybody who doesn’t gender conform, hate babies, just hate and grievance is their currency.
    ***

    1. Suthenboy

      See. Convincing themselves that violence against the deplorables is justified.

      I like how the National Socialists are right wing.

    2. straffinrun

      “2017 was defined as the most violent year in the existence of the alt-right so far.”

      OK. Then it’s not bad at all is what you’re saying.

    3. kbolino

      we’ve got this kid who murdered all these students in Parkland wearing a Make America Great Again hat and putting his swastikas in his books

      1. Is any of this actually true?

      2. If it isn’t true, does that make murdering 17 people less bad?

      1. Mad Scientist

        Depends on the political affiliations of the murdered.

    4. Grumbletarian

      Marine Le Pen is patriarchal?

    5. Grumbletarian

      just hate and grievance is their currency.

      And that’s a level of projection that can only be measured using light years.

  46. Derpetologist

    National Interest advocates something sensible? Well knock me over with a feather.

    http://nationalinterest.org/blog/the-skeptics/time-america-declare-victory-syria-come-home-24691
    ***
    The 2011 Arab Spring spawned public protests in Syria, which were brutally suppressed by President Bashar al-Assad. Armed resistance followed, leading to a multisided civil war. The Obama administration simultaneously sought to defeat ISIS, oust Assad, encourage moderate insurgents, pacify Ankara, use Kurdish forces, avoid Russian complications, and enlist the Saudis.

    The Islamic State lost and the Kurds were used, but otherwise Washington failed to achieve its objectives. Assad survives and is retaking territory, there never were many genuine moderates to promote, Turkey invaded and attacked Washington’s Kurdish friends, combat forces backed by the United States and Russia have clashed, and Riyadh dropped the anti-ISIS campaign to launch its brutal campaign against Yemen, dragging in Washington.

    The demise of ISIS the Caliphate provided President Trump with an opportunity to declare victory and bring home America’s military personnel. Which would have been an occasion worth celebrating with a parade.
    ***

  47. The Late P Brooks

    Prissy outrage

    So what changed? The mass shooting in Parkland, Fla., made pressuring the NRA a mainstream opinion, and there is nothing better for a company’s bottom line than supporting a mainstream view. An eloquent, quick-witted group of young survivors created a different kind of political and moral electricity. Apathy was no longer an option. In only two weeks, regulation of assault weapons — thwarted and danced around by lawmakers for years — became an urgent and mainstream opinion.

    It’s smart but not especially brave to see on which side your bread is buttered. It’s the easiest thing in the world to find your moral center when a pivot to ethical behavior results in widespread approval. That is why what has happened this week was not a vast moral stand by the nation’s corporate sector. It was a simple calculus of profit and loss.

    ———–

    FedEx will have to face public disapproval and reputational risk to keep that profit: Celebrities such as actress Alyssa Milano, social media influencers and activists are calling for a one-day boycott on March 1 at the remaining large companies that still have business dealings with the NRA — FedEx, Amazon and Apple, in this case. (Amazon founder and chief executive Jeffrey P. Bezos owns The Washington Post.) Of course, there are plenty of people who don’t particularly care what Milano does and strongly oppose gun control — but opponents are a minority. Support for gun control has surged to its highest point in 25 years, and the NRA is viewed increasingly unfavorably.

    All of this pressure was, of course, the purpose of the threats of boycotts: to turn the free market into the regulatory body it was promised to be. To force the companies to recognize a higher financial power than the NRA — consumers — and to bring them to heel before the power of consumer dollars. In return, the companies that obliged and broke off their NRA ties would not only get to keep most of their business but perhaps gain more. This arrangement is entirely sensible, but it is not a transformative moral reckoning worthy of emotional outpourings of support for corporate bravery. The companies understand it is a transaction — and consumers should understand that, too.

    What’s her point? Who knows? It’s never enough.

    “Either you’re with us or you’re a monster,” I guess.

    1. Viking1865

      lol profit and loss.

      Bet you Dicks has an inferior 2018 to 2017.

      1. Juvenile Bluster

        Maybe, but as of last year they were losing money on the guns and ammo part of their stores. This just became a convenient excuse to get rid of a money losing part of their business and social signal on top of it.

        Everywhere I’ve seen Dick’s it’s been in either big city or suburb, so I’m kind of skeptical that they’ll lose too many customers over it.

        1. Viking1865

          “but as of last year they were losing money on the guns and ammo part of their stores”

          Uh, how in the world does that even happen?

          Eh. Four groups.

          1.People who shop at Dicks now and will still shop at Dicks.

          2. People who shop at Dicks now and will now not shop at Dicks.

          3. People who don’t shop at Dicks now and will now go shop at Dicks

          4. People who don’t shop at Dicks now and will still not shop at Dicks

          You better hope 3 is bigger than 2.

          1. I would occasionally buy ammo at Dick’s. I won’t anymore. Count me in 2.

          2. Gustave Lytton

            I’ve dialed down my shopping at Dick’s after the last time they started sucking gun grabbers’ asses. That and they’re generally shitty selection of merchandise helps to make that a slamdunk.

          3. kbolino

            Uh, how in the world does that even happen?

            The inventory is probably more expensive to keep than, say, basketballs, gym shorts, and dumbbells, because it has to be secured. They probably background check the employees who are allowed to sell guns. There’s probably extra training involved, too. They may not move enough volume at the prices they offer to offset these costs, at least in some of their stores.

      2. Gilmore

        Dicks sporting goods sells guns, but they stopped selling AR-15s in something like 2013. their recent policy shift only affects 35 “Field and Stream” branded stores.

        their 600 other outlets literally are changing nothing that they weren’t already doing for the past 5 years.

    2. I think Prissy is outraged because she don’t know nothin’ ’bout birthin’ no babies.

    3. Yusef drives a Kia

      “: to turn the free market into the regulatory body it was promised to be”
      I don’t know where to start

  48. KibbledKristen

    So Trump is apparently on the violent video game bandwagon now.

    1. Juvenile Bluster

      He’d be my favorite President ever if he never talked or tweeted.

      Well, he wouldn’t be, but he’d be higher up the list.

    2. Viking1865

      Eh, from a realistic POV, the disappointing things about Presidents need to be in the context of their ideologies. Like I knew Obama was gonna raise taxes and do socialist bullshit, but I was hoping we might get legal weed and get out of Afghanistan. That’s still so fucking disappointing, that after the Bin Laden raid he didn’t say “Alright, that’s it, we’re done here.”

      Old fucking dude Donald Trump who doesn’t drink was always gonna be a Drug Warrior. It doesn’t shock me at all that he disproves of violent video games, although maybe Barron can get him into COD WWII. So like yeah, it sucks, but it’s to be expected.

      The gun shit is far more worrisome. There’s enough spineless fucking Beltway “Republicans” who would happily pass a gun grab in a Grand BiPartisan Compromise, and he would sign it as a Big Deal, the Biggest, The Best.

  49. Derpetologist

    a nugget of interesting etymology buried in derp

    ***
    In a society free from the burdens of profit, leisure could become more central to human experience. Today, we often conflate leisure with idleness and idleness with immorality, but it need not be so. Indeed, a Latin word for “business,” negotium, reveals how seriously some societies used to take non-laboring time. Negotium literally means the absence (indicated by the prefix neg-) of leisure (otium). Romans, in other words, described business in negative terms, as the mundane stuff one does when not attending to the enjoyable aspects of living. While we would not wish to return to ancient Rome’s patriarchal, slave-owning society, we could do with taking leisure more seriously.
    ***

    https://www.jacobinmag.com/2018/02/workweek-free-time-precarity-daylight-savings-time

    1. Tundra

      Today, we often conflate leisure with idleness and idleness with immorality, but it need not be so.

      As long as I don’t have to subsidize your idleness I wouldn’t care less what you do. Dickbag.

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Free from the burdens of profit.

      Yeah, I think we tried that once or twice. Didn’t work out too well.

    3. SimonD

      This may be too dumb for the enlightened ones at Jacobin to fathom, but where are the new leisured class going to get the stuff they will want to consume in their free time without someone working to create it? And, who’s going to take the effort to create those things if they don’t gain more from it than their effort (AKA: Profit)?

      *sigh* These morons think they have a gaia-given right to control the world, too.

    4. kbolino

      There is no leisure without profit. Somebody somewhere has to be producing more than he himself needs in order for you (or he) to enjoy some leisure time. An economy that strives to eliminate profit is one that produces suffering, because without profit there is only loss.

  50. The Late P Brooks

    In a society free from the burdens of profit, leisure could become more central to human experience.

    Oh, for fuck’s sake.

      1. Yusef drives a Kia

        Nahh, U. TOPIA first

  51. I fucking hate the meaningless term “assault weapon”. That’s all.

    1. straffinrun

      “Child killing machines” or GTFO.

      1. Dr. Fronkensteen

        Fine we’ll go old school. Sturmgewehr.

        1. straffinrun

          You monster.

          1. Dr. Fronkensteen

            I’m the creator not the monster. No one ever gets that right.

          2. straffinrun

            Have you seen the way they hand out honorary PhDs these days? Cosby has one, I believe.

    2. antisthenes

      It’s fucking redundant, is what it is.

    3. Gilmore

      “designed to kill as many people as possible in a short amount of time!”
      “Weapon of war”
      “assault-style”

  52. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Massie is unloading on Trump on NPR right now over the gun restrictions.

  53. The Late P Brooks

    I fucking hate the meaningless term “assault weapon”. That’s all.

    Just wait ’til I club you with ol’ Brown Bess. I’ll teach you the meaning of “assault”.

    1. Mad Scientist

      STEVE SMITH KNOW ALL ABOUT ASSAULT!

  54. The Late P Brooks

    Me three!

    MEC Ceases Sale of Vista Outdoors Brands

    The Canadian cooperative claims over 5 million members. In an open letter from CEO David Labistour, MEC said “it has recently come to light” that some of its brands were owned by a company that manufactured assault weapons.

    According to Labistour, the response from MEC’s members was significant.

    “Thousands of MEC members have contacted us to express their concerns and to ask that we stop selling products made by these brands. We’ve also heard from members who believe that purchasing decisions like these should be left to individual consumers and that MEC should not get involved.”

    As a result, MEC said it will not make further orders of its Vista brands, including Bollé, Bushnell, CamelBak, Camp Chef, and Jimmy Styks. The letter did say MEC would sell through its existing inventory of those brands.

    “Shocked, I tell you. How was I to know?”

    1. Gustave Lytton

      The tweets from United & Delta dropping their discount to the NRA’s convention & AA’ response that they never offered one read like statements at a show trial. Or a struggle session.

      The gun grabbers are openly working to foment a breakdown of civil society. These people are Roperites. They’d cut down every tree and law and civility in the land to get at their supposed devil. Fuckers are going to get everything they want, and they’re going to get it good and hard.

      1. Did you see the CNN “townhall”? If that wasn’t a show trial I don’t know what is.

        1. straffinrun

          I just wanted to set them on my lap, stroke their hair and say, “That’s right. That’s right. Let it out.”

    2. But Enough About Me

      Yeah, I’ve been a card-carrying member of MEC for decades, but when a FB message-thread about this decision started and I weighed in to say I was turning in my membership card this weekend, well, you would’ve thought I’d just announced a personal mission to assassinate the Dalai Lama. Most of the older MECcies, though they lean left, seemed to think this move was bone-headed. There’s a lot of Millenial MECcies (and, from my unscientific survey, a huge number of female ones) who are totes supportive of this decision.

      Nice knowing ya, MEC. Glad to see that virtue-signaling has become your raison d’être.

  55. RE: Trump’s absurdities on gunz.

    People have good reason to be wary of Trump when it comes to guns; he’s basically a 1990’s Democrat, the same clowns that pushed through the original AWB. Even if the guy is playing Rope-A-Dope with the Dems on the issue, it’s the first truly, unambiguously stupid political move he’s made (he’s done plenty of other dumb things, but they’ve all somehow played well politically). 2A advocates are about as rock-ribbed as you’re going to get when it comes to any kind of restrictions on their rights, and even short term posturing for long term gain (if, in fact, that’s what Trump is doing) won’t play well with them (or me personally). There are plenty of ways he could’ve sabotaged his own reelection, but this is about the quickest and surest way.

    1. Viking1865

      I was thinking today what a genuine compromise would look like.

      Grabbers Get:

      All semiautos and full auto weapons moved to 21 and up purchasing up with the handguns.

      Closing of the gunshow loophole via public access to the NICS system.

      10 dollar tax on every gun sold at an FFL.

      Gunnies get

      Silencers, SBRs, and SBS removed from the NFA.

      Hughes Amendment repealed.

      Removal of the sporting purpose test.

      I think I would support that bill.

      1. Gustave Lytton

        Fuck that. Compromise on anything and the grabbers will come back for another round and and another “loophole”.

        Here’s what a reasonable compromise would look like
        Grabbers get
        squat & shit

        Gunnies get
        restoration of the plain reading of the 2nd Amendment. Oh want historical, fine. For most of this country’s history, no background checks were required. So those are gone. Still bitching grabbees? Ok, all auto bans are gone. More bitching? Fine, federal laws regulating firearms purchases are gone.

        That’s how grabbers work. Fuck them in the ass with their own process.

        1. hayeksplosives

          Yup, totally agree. They don’t see comprimise as splitting the difference. They see it as an invitation to take moar.

          Plus, Thomas Massie has a solid point about a 20 yr old mother being able to defend herself and her child with a gun. Why must she be 21 to have that right?

        2. Mad Scientist

          That’s my take too. The ratchet only turns one way, so I’m not willing to give them one little inch.

        3. Viking1865

          But every other compromise has not been a true compromise. That bill right there is an actual compromise: you give up some things and get other things.

          Personally, I think that politics is downstream from culture. The reason gun control is less popular year after year is because people buy more guns. The reason they can’t ban AR15s is its no longer a “scary terrorist rifle”, it’s the best selling gun in America.

          If you repeal Hughes, move silencers, SBRs, and SBS off the NFA, and remove the sporting purpose test, then that’s it for the grabbers. That means full auto SBRs fitted with silencers become commonplace guns inside of 20 years, and that means the grabber talking points get even more laughable. That means a flood of cheap ammo and new and exciting weapons from overseas that are currently banned from import.

          Yeah it sucks for the 18-21 year old gun owners, but that’s the bait on the hook IMO.

          Any legislation is subject to repeal or amendment, I don’t really see that as an argument. If we can gut federal gun control (and that’s what those three things do, they gut federal gun control in terms of the limited supply) by giving up three years of eligibility and a tiny tax, I’ll take that.

  56. straffinrun

    Japanese men ‘softening’ but still assert dominance: UK research

    “Readers of such material are urged to avoid becoming “oyaji”, an older salaryman who is often considered scruffy, preachy and inattentive, while having an aged smell, called “kareishu” in Japanese.”

    Needz moar man buns and skinny jeans.

    1. Needs moar tentaclez.

      1. straffinrun

        That’s never the wrong answer.

        1. Gustave Lytton

          All you can eat takoyaki?

    2. thepasswordispassword

      No one likes a herbivore.

  57. The Late P Brooks

    The debate also rages in the United States, with some consumers calling for retailer REI to stop selling Vista Outdoor products. As of today, nearly 13,000 people have signed a petition calling for REI to stop carrying Vista products. REI has not responded to our request for comment about the issue.

    Fucking hipsters.

    1. thepasswordispassword

      No more Bell helmets or CamelBaks? Have fun with that.

    2. REI is a shithole ripoff anyway. Fuck them.

  58. commodious spittoon

    Visit Cleveland!

    Here’s a statue of Moses Cleveland
    He’s the guy who in-ven-ted Cleveland

  59. Derpetologist

    Chinese military recruitment videos vs. British

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcoDJB2kP7w

    the cartoon one for women was some good bathos

    1. Yusef drives a Kia

      Chinese Commie Deth Metal!

  60. antisthenes

    Was reading this article, and it got me to thinking — is the anti-immigrant right misjudging how strongly the left wants immigrants to get legal status and/or citizenship? I mean, they’re probably amenable to it, sure, but which is better for the urban gentry that runs the Democrat Party? Having a group of people whose existence enhances the electoral power of the liberal urban gentry without that people having rights or power itself? Or giving those people a voice and a vote, and risking them start to vote for the people that don’t see their meager paychecks as crumbs, and who support their dream of doing more than laboring in the fields and homes of wealthy Democrats?

    Maybe team stupid can compromise with team evil, and dial back on immigration enforcement, in exchange for only counting illegals as 3/5ths of a person for apportionment.

    1. Viking1865

      The Democrats want them voting.

      Like, I get that the pro immigration right and the open borders libertarians want to pretend that amnesty will have a net neutral affect on the political make up of the country, but that’s simply not true. Latin America is a statist basket case not in spite of its people, but because of its people.

      The Dems want amnesty because Hillary Clinton has one kid and Sarah Palin has five, and they need the bodies to come to the polls and pull the levers.

      1. Urthona

        I read that those who immigrate to the US tend to be way more capitalist, however.

        Especially if they’re moving to,find work.

        1. SimonD

          The problem with that is Marxist dogma has been shoved into their brain from the time they were babies through the Catholic Church and Liberation Theology. Not only have they been taught Marxism, they’ve ‘literally’ (I hate that word, but it fits here) been taught that God DEMANDS Marxism.

          That’s what freedom-loving folks would be facing.

  61. Gustave Lytton

    Need a release from the latest news of Brutus Iscariot, here’s something for today’s SJW culture:

    https://youtu.be/wijrWMd9wvQ

    Everything from the vocals to the name of the band would be apoplexy inducing today.

    1. Those are real Japanese people? OMG LOL!

    2. Gustave Lytton

      And the original source.

      1. Gustave Lytton

        Oh, shit.

        YMO performing it live on Soul Train. There’s about twenty degrees of cultural appropriation and stereotyping. This is fantastic.

  62. Sean

    In the last “what are we reading” post there was talk about audio books. Here are public domain audio books for free : https://librivox.org

    1. Yusef drives a Kia

      Thanks! some good stuff in there

    2. commodious spittoon

      I’d been wanting to read for Librivox till I lost interest. I don’t really have a good setup for it. Or a mic. But I think I have a decent voice.

    3. Mark76

      I really like Peter Yearsley; he’s an English guy with a great voice who reads lot of Gothic horror short stories.

    4. Urthona

      Don’t believe anything you read on Librivox. Pure leftist propaganda.

  63. Rufus the Monocled

    Re Harvard investment mess: “When Mendillo returned to Harvard after managing Wellesley College’s endowment”. I wonder how she did there.

    She and others were paid waaayyy too much for mediocrity. Waaaaayyyyy.

  64. Juvenile Bluster

    The gun thing is bad enough, but now The Donald wants to slap a 10% excise tax on aluminum? Does he know what that’s going to do to beer prices?

    Should’ve voted for Hillary.

    1. hayeksplosives

      Should’ve voted for Hillary.

      Let’s not go crazy here.

    2. commodious spittoon

      What’s going to be awful is when aluminum and steel protectionism drags the economy up to 7% growth, because Trump, and economics no longer makes sense.

      1. Juvenile Bluster

        The stock market hasn’t made sense for years, so it figures that economics would stop making sense.

        1. SimonD

          The stock market made perfect sense.

          1.you give away free money (QE I, II, III, etc).
          2. You give that money to entities whose management makes huge bonuses when stock prices go up.
          3. You use government regulation to strangle to death any other possible way to earn a reasonable return.
          4. Stock prices rise regardless of economic health.

          1. SimonD

            oh, did I mention that it was TRILLIONS! of dollars worth of free money?

          2. SimonD

            Then the same Progressives who did the above will screech about Republicans only favoring the rich and wanting middle class families living in boxes on the street.

  65. Tulip

    I am prepared for the coming windstorm. Hoping the Feds close.

  66. The Late P Brooks

    Shocking revelation

    Lawmakers convene next week under pressure to consider limits on the purchase of assault rifles. But as congressional aides on both sides of the debate scramble to draw up background reports and statistics on the issue for their bosses, they’ll run into a basic informational roadblock: No one has any idea how many assault rifles are in circulation.

    That’s intentional. By law, the government isn’t allowed to gather that metric and put it in a modern, searchable electronic database.

    “Those numbers don’t exist because there’s no national registry,” said Jan Kemp, spokeswoman for the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives. “Because by law, we are not allowed to have a national registry.”

    The gun industry’s argument against a registry that tracks the sale of guns goes like this, according to former ATF agent Mark Jones: If the government kept a database on firearms sold, it would have a de facto registry of gun owners, and if that existed, then the government would be just a step away from being able to confiscate people’s guns.

    No national gun registry? Outrageous. More crackpot paranoia from the anti government libertarian fringe.

  67. Derpetologist

    larf!

    Democrats, please stop screwing up basic gun terms
    “Massacre machine gun magazines?” “Multi-automatic rounds?” Come on, people.
    https://thinkprogress.org/democrats-firearms-rhetoric-003b555a52d2/

    ***
    On Tuesday afternoon, Rep. Carolyn Maloney (D-NY) called for banning “massacre machine gun magazines.”

    “We really need to act in a number of ways,” Maloney said. “We need to pass an assault weapons ban. We need to ban the massacre machine gun magazines, and we need comprehensive background checks.”

    What Maloney seems to be unaware of is that machine guns — fully automatic weapons — have been banned in the United States since 1986 (though the transfer of those made before 1986 is still legal). Either that, or Maloney doesn’t know what qualifies as a “machine gun.”

    She’s not the only one.

    In a 2008 Democratic primary debate, then-Sen. Hillary Clinton (D-NY), called for sensible regulations to keep “machine guns” out of the hands of people who “shouldn’t have them.”

    “I think a total ban, with no exceptions under any circumstances, might be found by the court not to be [constitutional]. But I don’t know the facts,” Clinton said. “But I don’t think that should blow open a hole that says that D.C. or Philadelphia or anybody else cannot come up with sensible regulations to protect their people and keep, you know, machine guns and assault weapons out of the hands of folks who shouldn’t have them.”
    ***

    1. SimonD

      IMO, this is a deliberate tactic. The Progressives want the electorate to see Al Capone with a tommy gun, rather than Joe Sixpack going out hunting deer (because there are a lot more hunters than gangsters).

  68. Rufus the Monocled