THANKS BE TO SP!

 

SEA SMITH HERE, BACK FROM CONFERENCE. NO NEED USE OTHER PEOPLE SIGN ON… SP NICE ENOUGH GIVE SEA SMITH OWN ACCOUNT! SEA SMITH NOT THIS HAPPY SINCE FIND STRANDED CRUISE SHIP IN ’13. SEA SMITH WORK WAY THROUGH CREW AND MANY PASSENGERS BEFORE TUG BOATS SHOW UP. BY WORK WAY THROUGH, MEAN RAPE.

SEA SMITH SO HAPPY, HIM DO LINKS. COUSIN STEVE SMITH GET NIGHT OFF. HIM WORK TOO HARD LATELY. LINKS, RAPE HIKERS, LINKS, RAPE CAMPERS, ETC. WOULD ASK BIG STONE HEAD DO LINKS TONIGHT, BUT HIM MUTTERING ABOUT “CLEANSING BRUTALS” AND FLYING AROUND HAULING GRAIN.

COME ON IN, WATER LINKS FINE!

  1. GOOD NEWS ABOUT SHIP CREW IN GULF OF TONKIN?! FIRST TIME IN WHILE. SERIOUS. SEA SMITH NO MIND SHIP SINK, HIM WORRY ABOUT CREW.
  2. SO…IF YOU ON SHIP THAT SINKING – ESCAPE. “Shock may set in, causing everything to become surreal and to prevent you from doing your best to survive. If shock doesn’t set in, mental distress is a highly likely possibility, with nothing but water everywhere, right to the horizon, and not knowing when rescue will arrive.” WATER, WATER EVERYWHERE, AND ALL THE BOARDS DID SHRINK. WATER, WATER EVERYWHERE, NOR ANY DROP TO DRINK….SEA SMITH ALL-TIME FAVORITE! OH, ALSO, SEA SMITH MIGHT APPEAR! THAT GIVE TRAUMA, IYKWSSMAHTYD!
  3. SEA SMITH HEAR YOU LIBERTARIANS. SO HIM SAY “SOMALIA!” HA HA HA HA! SEA SMITH NO MIND BULLETS – TICKLE SOME. BUT THINK PIRATES NO LIKE!

SEA SMITH LIKE YOU. WANT YOU STAY SAFE ON WATER. YOU GO HERE. LEARN. WANT MORE? GO HERE.